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Nice and superb update....
Nice bahtrin sundar sandar or kya bolu bhai super duper update bhai
Nahi, story mast chal rahi hai.
Awesome update
Jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......UPDATE 103
Mausi - enta bada ho gaya hai tuh ki hum sai yeh sab chupaya haa bol
Mai- woh mausi
Mausi - chal tujhe shaktiya milli toh thik par yeh shadi bhi kar li accha hua ki devika nai bata diya warana humme pata nahi chalata ki masoom aur riccha humari bahu hai
Maine devika ki taraf dekha
uss nai aapni aakhe jhuka di mai samajh gaya ki uss nai jada
kuch nahi bataya hai bus utana hi jitna chachi aur maa ko pata hai
Mai -sorry mausi aab aage sai nahi hoga
Kiran (bua 2)- aur hum teeno sai toh tuJHe milene kaa time nahi hai naa
Rani(bua 1)/Deepa (bua3)- haa shai kaha hume hai kon esske
Mai pass gaya aur beth gaya - aree app logo ghussa mat ho mai sabke ghar aunga aur 15 din rukunga bus
Rani - jaane de jhut mat bol
Mai - nhi sacch kah raha hu
Deepa - chal thik hai par yeh bata tujhe aur koi naam nahi mila joker ke alawa
Saare log hasane lage
Kiran - aaye chup karoo tum sab joker bhale ho naam par ess sai aache accho ki gilli ho jati hai maine dekhi hai esski fight sabji ki tarah katata hai yeh bure logo ko
Rani - accha beta ji yeh bata ki yehi sab karega yaa sahi sai settle hoga abb do do biwiya hai toh kaise sambhlega enhe humare patiyo sai hum hii nagi sambhalti hai
Dad - sachi kaha behna mere sai bhi nahi sabhati hai yeh
Maa- acha raat koo milo batati hu aap ko
Dad - uuh huu aare kaya karti ho bacche hai yaha
Maa- bache kaha bache woh koi bacha nahi hai shaadiya toh asse karata hai jaise sabkoo ek saath indian ki cricket mai bharti kareyega
Mausi - kaya matlab
Mai- arre kuch nahi woh majak kar rahi hai aacha aap log kaam karo mai aata hu mausi jara bhai ki bike ki chabhi dena
Mausi - jaa payal jaara usske chaahhi de de
Maine chaabhi li aur bike lekar nikalne hi wala tha kii
Masoom - ruko kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai- kuch nahi asse hi
Masoom- ennhe saath lete jao
Maine dekha sona sir jhuka kar khadi thi
Mai - chloo betho fir
Mai usse lekar nikal pada jungle ki taraf
Kaafi der baad
Mai- kaya huaa aaj tum chup kyu ho
Sona - kuch nahi soch rahi hu ki kaya .....
Mai - haa bolo
Sona - kaya sach mai tum mujhe payaar karete ho yaa fir aapni jaan bachane ka aehasan pura kar rahe ho
Mai- aisa kuch nhai hai par mai tumhe batana cahunga ki meri andar ek shakti hai joh tum sabkoo meri taraf attract karati hai
Sona mujhe picche sai pakadati huii - joh bhi ho par ek baat batao app hum sabko kaise sambhalo app ek aur sab 5 hai
Mai- woh sab mai dekh lunga bus tum sab ek saath suhagaraat mat mananai ko kehana
Ussne mere seene mai nakhun chuba diye
Mai-- ahhhh kaya kar rahi ho
Sona - badi jaldi hai suhagraat kii
Mai - kyu tumhe nahi kaya
Sona - jada mat udo abhi ussmai time hai
Maine bike roki
Sona -kaya huaa
Mai - woh saamnai jharana dekh rahi ho waha ek bahut bada desh hai par waha ka raja todha saa sanaki hai
Sona - usske andar janna hai
Mai- nahi pagal waha gaye aur bhar aaye toh 1 mahina kahatam ho jayega
Sona- accha yeh wahi jagah hai kaya
Mai - haa wahi jagah hai
Sona - kitna accha sunder saa hai
Mai- kaya bola sunder saa
Sona- haa kitana chhota saa dikh nahi raha kaya
Maine usse pakada aur kiss kar diya aur usski aakho
Maine usski aakho par haath rakaha aur picche hat gaya
Mai- abb dekho maine apana haath hata diya
Sona nai jaise hi dekha
Sona- wow it's amazing
Mai- jab tumnai chhota kaha toh bada ajjeb laga
Sona- ek minute jab tum vaise bhi kar sakete the toh fir kiss kyu kiya
Mai- jao mai baat nahi karata manna kiya naa mera mind mat read kiya karo
Mai waha sai aage bhadh gaya
Sona - sunoo toh sahi
Mai- nhi mujhe tumsai baat nahi karanai hai
Sona- aare maaf kar do naa mai aage aisa nahi karungi
Mai aage bhad ja paani ke jharnai mai jaane hi wala tha ki uss nai mujhe pakad liya
Sona- please aisa mat karo nahi toh mai ro dungi
Maine usse khicha aur pathar ke sahare kadha kar diya
Aur usske chin(todhi)ko toda saa uthaya
Mai dhirre sai - accha tum roo dogi
Sona -haa mai roo dungi
Maine usse pakada aur pani ke andar aa gaya
Sona -yeh kaya kiya mai gilli ho gayi
Mai- sach baatoo tum gilli ho gayi
Sona- haaa mai ....you ...naughty todha sharam karo
Mai- Bhige hai hum bhige ho tum
Chhodo bhi do ab yeh sharamna
Aur bolo dil sai ki tumhe chaand par hai janna
Sona- chaad par kyu jana mujhe toh tumhsai hai dil lagana
Etnai bhi kaya jaldi hai toda sabra karo ek din tumhi ko hai sab dikhana
Maine uski kamar pakadi uss nai mere shirt ko pakada aur kiss shuru ho gayi
Sona ki smooching tezz hone lagii uss nai dono hatho sai meri garadan pakadi aur jeeb mere muh mai daal dii
Mai usske kapdo ke andar sai haath daal kar usske mulayam pit koo sahala raha tha
Ki uss nai kiss todhi
Sona- huuh hmmmf
woh apni saase sambhal rahi par mujhe toh abhi aur caahiye
Maine usse khicha aur usski gardan par panii ke saath usse chusanai laga
Sona - ohhhh siiiiiii mat karoo naa mujhsai yaha bardash nahi hota
Mai - toh mat karo naa kon kaha raha hai karnai koo
Sona - aahhhh nahi nahii waha nahi oohhhh my godd uffffff toda aram sai karoo naa chochlate nahi hu joh asse chus........sshhiiiii aram sai
Mai ussi chuchiyoo koo masal aur chus raha tha
Mai- yeh meri favrouite chochlate hai jismai dood bhi aata hai
Sona - ohhhhh haaa asse hii par abhi nahi aayega naa
Mai- muuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh yeh panni ki bunde tumhari sharir par padte hi mithi lag rahi hai
uss nai mujhe dhaka diya aur aage bhad gayi maine usse usse picche sai pakad liya
Sona - ouuuch aare abb bus bhi kato kaya yahi shuhagraat mana loge
Mai- man toh kar raha haii
Sona-aaj bada payaar aa raha hai mujhe milane kyu nahi aate jab etna payaar aata hai mujh par
Mai- ab toh tum mere saath hii rahogii
Sona - haa wohh toh ooohhh nahi nahi dev waha nahi
Maine usski jeans mai haath dal diya -thoda saa bus
Sona- ok thik hai jada nahi warana fir mujhe mat kahna kaya karwa diyaa
Maine haath aage bhadane hi gaya kii
Guuuhhhh guuuuhhhhhhhh
Mera face doo minute mai murjha gaya
Sona mere seene par sir rakh kar hasane lagi
Mai bhi todha saa hasa aur phone utha liya
Mai - haa maa kaya hua
Maa - kaya hua ke baache sab yaha hai aur tuh waha kaya kar raha hai
Mai- aaya bus maa aaya
Maa- jaldi aa aaj ladko waalo ke ghar janna hai
Mai- ji aaya bus todhi der mai
Call cut
Sona tezz teZz hasani lagi
Mai- dekho asse mat haso
Sona - apna face dekho jaise kisi bache kaa khilona chin liya assi shakal banayi hai tumnai
Mai- aagali baar nahi chodunga dekhana
Sona - phele apne ess phone koo band rakaha karoo
Mai - eeski tohhh maii aaree nahii
Ghuse mai sala phone pani mai gir gaya
Maine pani mai jakar phone nikala aur bhar aaya
Sona- haaaa haaaaa haaaa karoo ghussa aur karoo
Usski hasi dekh kar todhi irritation ho rahi thi par dill koo uss sai kahi jada sukoon mil raha tha
Jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......UPDATE 104 (SEMI - MEGA )
Mai- chale abbb yaha yahi comedy show khulawa do
Sona - haa haa chalooo fuhh fuuh ji maa abhi aaya sorry sorry
Mai- abb bus bhi karo naa
Sona - sorry chalo
Phir mai bike par usse lekar nikala
Sona - waise yaha aaye kyu the
Mai- mai toh agency jaa raha tha tum aa gayi toh socha tumhe ghuma lau
Sona- sach mai aaj mai bhaut khush hu
Mai- par mai nahi
Sona- are kyu dil chhota karate ho mai tuhari toh hu kaha bhagi jaa rahi hu
Mai- woh toh par mere saath har baar asse hii hota hai koi naa koi bich mai tang aada deta hai
Sona- toh kisi angrezi mam ko pata loo aur jaate hi shuru ho jana
Mai- maaaiii.........nahi kaya bol rahii ho
Sona- are hakala kyu rahe ho mind padhu kaya
Mai- nahi tumhe meri kasam
Sona - yeh kasam wasam mat diya karoo tumnai mana kar
diya wahi bhaut hai abb chalo jaldii
Mai bike kii speed tezz kar dii aajj toh baal baal bach gaya
Mai ghar aaya aur bike ko park kar ke andar gaya
Payal- aa gaya kaha tha etnai dher sai
Mai- bus asse hi ghumane gaya tha
Payal- tujhe jana nahi hai kaya
Mai- kaha jana hai
Payal- tilak ceremony hai naa kal usski tayari karani hai
Mai- toh woh sab toh bhai karata hai naa
Payal- bus dikha diya naa parayapan
Mai- are didi mai kah raha hu ki woh sab manav bhai karange naa
Saloni -haa par aur kaam nahi kar sakata kaya tuh
Mai - kaya karana hai
Payal - yeh bhai pata nahi kisi kaam mai busy hai tuh jakar kapade lekar aa jo kal unki family ko dena hai
Mai- acha toh list do naa ki kitanae bacche hai addami hai aur kitnai ladkiya yaa aurate hai sab le aata hu
Payal- maa lana woh list
Mausi -abhi laayai pata nahi kaha rakh dii hai
Mai- aap log nikalo mai aaya
Saloni - abb kaha chala
Mai- kaya abb bathroom bhi naa jau
Saloni- toh khada kaya hai jaa naa
Mai waha sai bathroom mai gaya aur halaka hua
Kdev- kaya kar raha be
Mai- muth mar raha hu saale dikh nahi raha kaya
Kdev- tere bus kaa aur kuch naa hai
Mai- abhi tujhsai behas ka time nahi hai bhaut kaam hai
Kdev - yaar ek baar meera sai milawa de naa
Mai- chup baad mai abhi kaam hai
Knock knock
Mai- aaya
Mai bhar aaya
Dad - kaya kar raha tab sai aur bate kis sai kar raha hai
Mai- kuch nahi woh bus asse hii gane gaa raha tha
Dad nai mera shir chua - dimag par chhot nahi lagi teri
Mai- aaya mausi dad baad mai baat karana
Maine list lii par yaar ladkiyo aur aurato kaa mujhe kaya pata kaa aacha lagega
Payal didi apne baal sahi kaarti hui mere pass aayi -yeh lee card
Mai- abb app galat baat kar rahi ho
Payal- kaya hau abb tujhe
Mai- bhai bolati ho aur paise deti ho etnae sai kaam ke liye
Payal- are bhaut jada hoga samajha
Mai- 100-200 carore todhi lagenge
Mausi/Mausa - kaya bola 100carore hai tere pass
Oye teri jaban fisal gayi
Mai - arre kaya baat karate ho mousa jii raw kaa agent hu koi anil ambani kaa damad nahi majak tha
Payal - phir bhi le jaa kam pade toh esse use kar lenna
Mai-kaha naa nahi caahiye
Saloni- chilla kyu raha rahene do naa app jab esski jeb khaali hogi toh maja ayega
Yaar saari baat ek taraf pata nahi kyu mujhe yeh baat acchi nahi lagi
Mai- acha yeh baat hai toh didi jara unnhe phone lago
Payal- kise
Mai- jija ji koo
Mousa - are tujhe kaya hua
Mai- app lagao toh sahi
Kiran - kaya karana caah raha hai
Mai- arre meri bua aab bus app dekhati jao
Payal- mere pass no nahi hai
Mai- chalo abb jhut chhodo samajhi
Payal didi mujhe khich kar bhar le gayi aur ek chapat mere sir par mara payaar sai
Payal- sab ke samnai bolana jaruri hai kaya
Mai- aap bhi naa no do natak kyu kar rahi ho
Payal- dekh unka pariwar toda uss type kaa hai kah kuch galat mat bola denna
Mai- matab
Payal- bus etna bata duu ki mama(mere dad ) ke relation aur dad ke business ki vajagh sai uhonai kaafi badi rakam maangi hai
Mai- matalab dahej (dowary)
Payal - haa aaj kal yeh common hai
Mai- yeh toh kanoon ke khilaf hai
Payal- jane de tere jija ji kaafi aache hai bus unke ghar waale toda saa hai bus
Mai- kitnae maage hai
Payal - jaane de naa le tuh no le payaar sai baat karana
Mai- abb toh karani hii padagi
Payal- dekh yeh araange sai jada love marriage hai toh kuch galat mat bol denaa
Mai- ek baat batoo tab sai apna pan kaa dindhora pit rakaha hai aur mujhe kuch bataya nahi
Payal- dad nai mana kiya tha kahi mama madad naa kare essi liye
Mai- thik hai do
Maine no liya aur arav ko bulaya aur usse baat batayi
Arav- dekh kanoon toh hai yaar par bhai teri behan ki life kaa sawal hai rahaene dee
Mai-yaar phir unhe dhikhana padega ki yeh family kaya chiz hai
Arav -matlab kaya
Mai- rukk
Maine phone milaya
Mai- hello namaste jija ji
Viraj- namaste kon hai manav
Mai- nahi mai unka chhota bhai dev bol raha hu
Viraj - haa bolo kaya baat hai
Mai- mai kehana caah raha hu ki kal sabko denne hai gifts toh kyu naa unke pasand ke hi diye jaaye
Viraj-matalb kaya hai
Mai- yahi kii aap sabko lekar aa jaye kisi bhi mall mai aur joh bhi lenna hai le le
Viraj - huu ek minute ek baat baato payal nai bataya tha kii usske dad ko dikat hai abhi unn paiso ko bhi ekhata karna hai phir etna charcha kyu
Mai- waise kitana hai
Viraj-10carore hai
Mai- kaya 10 carore
Viraj - dekho mai toh phele bhi esske khilaf hu maine uss sai kaha ki humm bhaag kar shaadi kar lete hai par woh kehati hai ki pariwar ke saath rahana hii sahi hai
Mai- aapko sharam nahi aati shaadi ho rahi yaa saman ki sell ho rahi hai mana ki unka business hai par etna yeh jada nahi hai
Viraj- dekho abb ess baat kaa koi matlab nahi hai saari baate ho gayi hai
Mai- chalo phir app logo ko bhi pata chalana cahiye ki sayad yeh joh aapnai manga hai naa etna toh hum ghumani mai uda dete hai
Viraj - aakhir tum ho kon
Mai- kabhi naam suna hai mashor industrialist suraj rajput kaa naam mai unnka beta hu
Viraj- kaya par unnka beta toh kisi accident mai mara gaya tha
Mai- kyu jinda ko mar rahe ho aur rahi baat meri behan ki toh unki baat mai aapsai mil kar karunga
Viraj - kal hii kar lete hai sab
Mai- acha kal toh phir tilak ke baad chalenge
Viraj- ok thik hai
Call cut
Arav- karana kaaya caah raha hai tuh
Mai- bus dil ko tasali
Mai andar gaya
Saloni- gaya nahi abhi tak
Mai- payal didi app mousa ji aur mausi jara room mai anna
Bina kuch bole
Mai room mai chala gaya todi dher baad sab aaye
Mousa - kaya baat hai beta
Maine saari baate unnhe baatayi ki kaha jaana hai aur kab
Payal- tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaya
Mousa- beta dekho mai bhai shab sai pasie nahi le sakata hu
Mai- unka ek paisa nahi lagega sab kuch mera hai
Payal- kyu kar raha hai yeh sab
Mai- kaya matalab kyu kaya bus mai yaha kahnne aur shaadi mai namaste kar nai aaya hu
Mousa - par beta woh log acche nahi damad ji ko chhod kar
Mai- sabko thik kar dunga mai
Woh tenno chup ho gaye
Mai- kaya hua
Mausi-wohh wohh
Mai- woh kaya
Payal- teri aakhe kaisi ho gayi hai
Maine apni aakhe band ki aur shir jahtaka
Meri aakhe phir normal huii
Mai- abb aap logo chinta chhodo aur aram karo abb shaadi mujh par chhod do
Mousa -par beta kaya yeh thik hoga
Mai- kaya abhi tak joh hua thik hua aap logo nai hume batana hi jaruri nahi samajha abb jo hoga kal hoga
Payal - kahi kuch galat naa ho jaye
Mai- aap darati kyu ho abhi mai zinda huu naa
Payal- tuh kar toh lega naa
Mai- daro mat sab ho jayega
Abb aap jaao mai chala sonne subah utha dena
Woh sab chale gaye maine sandy aur shiva ko phone kar ke sab samjhaya aur soo gaya
Pari - bhai utho naa bhai
Mai - aaahhhhh ouuuhhhh kaya hai sonne de naa kitna acha sapna hai
Pari- sapana kaisa sapana
Mai- jaa naa preshan mat karr
Maine takiye sai shir dhak liya
Usse usse khich liya
Pari - abb utho bhi didi ke waha janna hai
Mai jhaat sai uth gaya - kaya hua time kaya hua woh log gaye toh nahi
Pari- are etna mat ghabroo abhi 6 beje hai
Mai- toh phir jagaya kyu
Pari- aapko mere liye time hi nahi hai toh mai hii aa gayi
Maine usska gaal sahalaya - kaya hua meri pari ko
Woh meri god mai late gayi
Pari- bhai app abb mujhsai dur kyu rahete ho abb mere pass bhi nahi sotte ho
Mai - are aisa kuch nahi hai pagal mai bus busy rahata hu bus
Pari - bhai kyu karte ho etna kaam ki humare liye time hi nahi hai
Mai-are bus ghar jane dee fir sab ek minute kaya bola hum sab kon hai yaha aur
Pari- aa jaoo naa andar
Tabhi gate khula aur sab andar aa gayi
Maine chadar khich mai raat ko shirt nikal kar soo gaya tha
Pari- kaya hua aap toh ladkiyo ki tarah saharama rahe ho
Mai- kaya baat hai tum sab yaha
Pari- asse mat baat karo waise hi sab dukhi hai
Mai- are kya kyu dukhi ho
Kirti mere pass aayi - bhai kal jo bhi humare bhaiyo nai karaya usske liye sorry
Mai chadar upar karata hua -are aisa kuch nahi hai wo alag hai tum sab alag ho
Ritu - phir aap humsai mile kyu nahi ettnai din sai
Mai- phele jara almari mai sai ek t-shirt nikal kar dena phir baat karta hu
Ritu nai ek white tshirt di
Mai- abb udhar dekho
Kirti - kaya bhai pari ke samnai asse hi the aur humare samnae aise kyu
Mai- acha thik hai maine cahadar hata di aur tshirt pehan nai laga
Kasish andar aati hui -tum sab yaha kaya ............woh mujhe dekhti hui chhup ho gayii
Maine jaldi sai phena aur
Mai- haa abb bola kaya hua
Ritu - kaya body hai bhai
Mai- dekha mai essi liye nahi hata raha tha aur tum kaya ghur rahi ho kaya kaam hai
Kasish - hhuuuuuuuu
Mai- kaya kaam hai
Kasish -woh did bula rahi hai enn sabko
Mai- jao kah do nahi nhi aayegi abhi meeting chal rahi
Kasish waha sai chali gayi
Mai- haa bolo naa kaya baat hai
Kirti - bhai hum bhi chale aapke saath
Mai - puchana kaya hai chalo naa
Jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......UPDATE 105
Ritu - maine toh Pehale hii kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge
woh dono chali gayi
Mai - wah bhai kam hua nahi bhul gayi
Pari - aap ko kaya caahiye mai de deti hu
Mai - mujhe kaya caahiye
uss nai mere gaalo par ek kiss ki
Pari - yeh sahi kaha naa
Mai - haa ha meri payari pari chal mai tayaar hota hu aur jara jakar dekh koi delivery truck aaya kaya
Pari - kaya mangwaya hai
Mai - jakar dekh lee khud arav ko leti jana saath mai aata hu
Mai usske baad nahane cahala gaya
Woh nicche gayi
Pari - didi arav bhai kaha
Saloni - pata nahi
Janu - woh bhar gaye hai koi aaya hai
Pari Bhaag kar bahar gayi
Arav - shiva waise hai kaya essmai
Shiva - bhai nai kuch car manwayi hai wahi hai
Pari - car bhai nai mangawi
Sandy - are pari tum
Pari - app mujhe jannte hai
Shiva - yeh naam hum aur chera kaise bhul sakete hai jab bhi milete hai tumhari hii baate karate hai pari assi hai pari waise hai
Pari - jhuth bol rahe ho app
Sandy - yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata
Arav - abe ess abb khologe yaa nahi
Mai - are aa gaye tum dono
Woh dono mere pass aaye aur gale mile
Mai - kaise ho dono
Shiva - acche hai aapki dua sai maa aur behana bahut yaad karti hai
Mai - aunga kabhi chaloo jara didar toh karu apni jaano ke
Arav - ess mai bhi ladkiya hai kaya
Mai - chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai joh mai kaafi dino sai chhod chuka tha abb no more gayab abb toh bus udunga
Unnhone shatter khola
Pari - wow bhai its really mindblowing fantastic
Mai - yaar kaha tha naa ek red bhi lana dono nilli
Sandy - sorry bhai red wali kaa raat ki vajagh sai nahi ho paya
Mai - abb enhe utar bhii do
Shiva - acha hua bhai yeh jada dur nahi hai highway sai warana dikaat ho jaati
Phir dono cars ko nicche utara
Mai andar gaya pari aur unn sabko lekar
Mousa - beta kaafi time lagega jaane mai chale abb
Mai - haa didi app tayar nahi hui kaya
Mausi - beta ladki nahi jaati hai waha
Mai - pata hai aap jao toh sahi
Payal - are karna kaya chahata hai
Mai - aapko meri kasam jao abhi koi kuch nahi kahega
Maa - yeh ladaka pagal ho gaya hai
Dad - eska illaj karana hoga
Kiran - buss karo aap logo abb woh acha bura soch skata hai aur bhulo mat woh kaya hai
Sab ekdum chhup ho gaye
Fir sab kuch tayaar hua aur mai unnhe lekar nikala apne saath
Payal didi meri car mai thi aur picche waali mai behane aur piche bhi kayi gaadiya thii jismai dad aur mousa jii the
Mai - haa shiva behano koo lekar mall lekar jaa mai aata hu niapata kar
Payal - dev kaya kar raha hai etni mehangi cars kyu
Mai - kaha mahangi hai picche wali bus 9carore ki hai
Payal - kaya aur yeh
Mai - sayad 30
Payal - kaya par kyu
Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapki car hai aap jano
Payal - meri car
Maine ek file unnhe de di
Usse padkar woh rone lagi
Mane gaadi side mai roki picche bhi sab ruk gaye
Woh bus roye jaa rahi thi mere samajh mai nahi aaya maine galat kiya yaa sahi
Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya
Mousa - kaya huaa aarre yeh kyu roo rahi hai
Unhone file unnhe de dii
Mousa ji roone lage
Mai - mousa ji app file do aur joh bhi baat hai baad mai kar lenge app jao sab kuch kare aur unhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga enka mood thik karana hai
Mousa - thik hai beta jaa
Woh chale gaye
Mai apni behano ki car ke sath nikala mall
Mai - kaya hua aap abb chhup bhi ho jaoo
Payal roote hue - etna sab kyu kar raha hai mere liye
Mai - kyuki app meri didi ho meri payari didi
Payal - tuh sach mai bada ho gaya hai
Mai - abhi bhaut kuch baaki hai
Payal - abb kaya hai yeh car mere nam par hai aur 100 carore mere account mai phir aur kaya
Mai - aapke sasural walo ko jahataka
Payal - kaya matalb
Mai - meri behan ko saaman bana diya un sabnai abb dekhana naa aap sai maafi mangi toh mera naam bhi dev nahi
Payal - kaya karnai wala hai tuh
Maine ek phone milaya - haa hua kaya kaam
Sandy - ho gaya bhai
Todhi der baad phone aaya didi ko
Viraj - payal payal
Payal - haa kaya hua etna ghbara kyu rahe ho
Viraj - payal mere gahr par income tax ki raid hui hai pata nahi kyu sab humari property ko seal kar rahe hai
Officer - aaye mistre tumnai phone kaise chua mana kiya tha
Payal - kaya ho raha hai waha
Officer nai phone liya - dekiye app jo bhi ho enke yaha raid padi hai enke pass enki company ke khilaf case darz hua yai ki enhone property ki information chupayi taki tax naa bharana pade abb aap rakah nai kaa kasst kare
Maine phone liya - haa hello mishra ji hai kaya
Mishra - haa hello kon tum
Mai - are mai dd bol raha hu bhul gaye kaya
Mishra - are dd sahab aap kaya hua aaj etnai dino baad sunni aapki awaaz aur sab thik
Mai - haa sab acha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai
Mishra - aapki dua sai thik hai warana aaj bhi hum usse yahi dudhate rehate aur woh instambul waale usse mar hii dete
Mai - arre jaane do aacha kaya hua kyu tang kar rahe ho humare jija ko
Mishra - kaya aapke jija ji hai hume kaya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa case hai toh aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai
Mai - acha abb koi jungayish hai kaya
Mishra - aree kaisi baat karate ho aapke log humare log sab chalo yaha sai
Mai - acha ess baat ko yahi daba dijeyega
Mishra - kis baat koo
Mai - ha ha ha aacha thik koi baat hui hii nahi
Maine phone kat diya
Payal - yeh kaise baate kar raha hai
Mai - agents toh khula baat karte hai aap nahi samjhogi
Payal - yeh sab kyu kiya tunne
Mai - maine kaya kiya unnhone tax nahi bhara toh pakade
jayenge naa
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Payal - yeh joker sunna par dd kaya hai
Mai - app buS dev hi yaad rakho woh dono naam mere pagalpan ki nishani hai
Udhar
Mishara - kaya bhai bata diya karo naa ki aap log dd ke rishatedar ho
Virajdad - kon dd
Mishra - yeh dd ki behan kaa sasural hai naa
Viraj - dd hai kon
Mishra - azzeb baat karte ho abhi baat hui naa unn sai
Viraj - woh toh meri wife hai
Mishra - haa toh unnke bhai hai dd abhi baat hui unn sai
Viraj mom - toh kaya ab nahi hogi raid
Mishra - kabhi sunna hai chaat ke nicche kahde hokar barish mai bhig gaye
Viraj dad - nahi toh par
Mishara - arre baba jab dd nai kah diya toh app log bhigane sai bach gaye par aage nahi sayad par ek baat bato yeh extra 5carore ka locker kaa ka chakar hai
Viraj - woh asse hii
Mishra - karoo bhai dubra shuru karoo
Viraj mom - arre nahi woh humari badi bhau ke ghar walo nai diya hai
Mishra - bole toh dowary haa sahi kaha naa
Viraj - jii
Mishra - sharam karoo kuch dd ke rishtedar hokar dowary jaise kaam chii chii aacha dd ki behan sai nahi manga naa
Viraj dad - nahi nahi kuch nahi manga hai
Mishra - acha hai warana pata bhi nahi chalega ki dowary lene gaye aur var ke do tukade kara kar aaye
Viraj bhai - aap dara rahe ho kaya hume
Mishra - dar ke raho warana kab gardan ud jaye upperwala jaane chalo sab yaha
Mishra apnai adamiyo ko lekar niakala waha sai
Mai didi ko lekar mall aaya aur car park kii
Aur sabke saath andar aaya
Mai - tum sab jakar joh lena ha le lo mai aur didi kaam nipata kar milenge
Saloni - mai toh chalu saath
Shikha - mai bhii
Mai - kyu kaya karogi waha
Payal - chalne de naa kaya hua
Mai - jaisa aap kaho
Shikha - kaya baat etni respect
Mai - ladies first
Saloni - hum kaya ladies nahi hai
Payal - mujhe kuch jalane ki smell aa rahi hai
Saloni - very funny yeh sab purana ho gaya hai
Mai - chaloo abb
Fir humm waha aakar beth gaye ek restro mai
Kafi time ho gaya bethe bethe
1 ghanata ladkiya toh apani baato mai busy mai pak gaya
Payal - kaha hai sab aaye nahi
Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapke husband aap dekho
Payal - are dekho woh log aa gaye
Woh uth kar chali gayi
Mai - yeh kaha gayi.
Saloni - unke gahr ke sabhi bade log hai samajah kar
Mai - ohh aacha yeh baat
Unnke saath mousa ji bhi the
Mousa - mileye enn sai yeh hai mera beta dev aur
Viraj - ennki wife
Mai - aeee eee pagala ho gaye ho kaya jija ji behan hai meri
Viraj dad - tujhe sharm naahi aati woh side waali hai unki wife
Mousa - are ruk jao aap logo esski yaha koi wife nahi hai
Viraj - aacha sorry par aap hume dd ji sai milwaa do buss
Shikha - yehi toh hai dd
Sab - kaya yehi dd yahi
Mai - kyu aapko kaya hua
Viraj dad hath jod kar - shukriya beta humari madad karnai ke liye
Mai - meri behan aap sai judi essi liye kiya bus
Viraj - bus essi liye
Mai - aur kaya bus essi liye warana aap jaise paiso ke laalachi hai naa mai baat bhi naa karu
Mousa - dev kaya bol rahe ho tum
Viraj - bolane dijigye
Mai - aaplog kaya samajhate ho ki meri behan kei liye aapke ladke ko karid rahe toh galat ho 10 carore toh malumi si rakam hai mere behan khudh 170 carore ki mallik hai
Sab bus asse dekh rahe the jaise koi anhoni sun lii ho
Virajmom thuk gale sai niche utarate hue - 170 carore
Mai - haa par usse bhi yeh aaj pata chal hai ki maine usske naam yeh sab kar raha toh aap yeh naa soche ki meri mousa nai 10 carore kaa jhut bola
Viraj dad - beta humme maff karr do humm paisoo ke lalachii ho gaye the parr aaj humarii akkhe jab khuli jab hum nilaam hone waale the tumnai humari izzat bacha lii abb hume koii paise nahi caahiye
Mai - aap log acche log ho yeh sab chhodo aur buss khushiyaa dundho kyuki unnka koi mol nahi haota hai
Viraj bhai - kass mere saath aisa hua hota toh aaj tum mujhsai etna naa chidati humnai kitna dukh diya tumjhe mujhe maff kar do
Woh apni wife ke haath pakad kar ronne laga
Viraj bhabhi - utho ji aap yaha aisa mat karo apki izzat kaya rah jayegi
Viraj bhai - dekha maa eaa abhi bhi humari ezzat kii padi hai aur humnai ess tourcher kiya paiso ke liye.
Usski maa sir niche jhuka kar khadi thii
Viraj - payal kaha hai
Mai - chaliye mai bhi chalata hu tab tak aap logo saman le liyege aur koi paiso ki chinta mat karana yeh riwaj hai toh pura kar hii lee
Mai viraj koo lekar payal didi ke pass gaya woh roo rahi thi mere jaate hi mere gaale lag gayi mera naam lete hue
Mai - are kaya abhi sare asshu nikal dogii abhi shaadi baaki hai meri didi
Viraj - kaha chupa kar rakaha tha abb tak ess bhai koo
Payal - kahi nahi yeh hi chala gaya tha mujhe chhod kar
Mai - ab kahi nahi jaunga jija ji aap yeh mat sochana ki mai paisoo ki dhaak dikha raha hu maine enhi paisoo ke liye ghar tutata dekha hai aaj judata dekh raha huu
Viraj - kass tuhare jaise ek bhai mera bhi hota
Mai - rahene do etna bhi acha nahi hu mai
Payal - chhup kar tuh sabsai acha bhai hai mera payara bhai
Maine do chaabhi nikalo aur didi ke haath par de dii
Payal - yeh car ki aur yeh dusari
Mai - aapke naye bugalow ki hai Esska thanks aap devika koo kahana yeh usski taraf sai
Viraj - are yeh toh fir roone lagi buss karo mai essi ronni ladakii sai shadi nahi karunga
Pyala - uhhhhhhh huuuuuu tum dono mujhe rula kyu rahe ho
Maine unnke asshu pocche
Mai - kitana namkin hai aapka asshu
Didi meri taraf dekh kar ek payar bhara ghusa meri seene par mara
Payal - pagal kahi kaa asshu ka taste karta hai mere ennke saamnai
Mai - aapko koi preshani jija ji
Viraj - nahi bhai bus aur kuch mat karana
Mai - are daroo mat mere pass waise hii bhaut hai
Viraj - haaa haaa bhai majak acha karata hai bhaut hai
Payal - hasoo mat yeh kaafi bada khiladi hai
Viraj - par tumnai mere wicket gira di
Woh hasnai lagi
Mai - tumhari khubshurati aur man hai tumhara gehana
Bus hamesha hasati raho meri behana
Kabhi kuch mat sahena caahe gum ho yaa khushiya bus hume yaad karati rahena
Payal - etna payar karata hai mujhsai
Mai - kaayi saal laga diye aapnai mujsai milenai mai aap nai jaise bhula hi diya mujhe
Payal - bhai bus anna nahi ho paya are tuh ro mat naa
Viraj - Be Brave men
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Mai rrote hue - meri behan koo koi dukh mat dena buss yahi kahunga agar jaan cahaiye toh meri lee lenaa
Payal - kahabadarr aage kuch bola toh pagal ho gaya hai kaya
Mai - arre nahi app toh janti ho App sab meri kamjori hai aur meri takkat ho
Viraj - ab chaloo sab bhar hai
Mai - haa chaloo par app dono jaoo aur apana ghar dekho adress save hai car ke gps mai
Viraj - baad mai chale jayenge
Payal - chaloo naa etnai pyaar sai sab diya hai
Viraj - thik hai chalo
Mai - jaldi aana sab meri jaan kah jayange warana
Woh dono chale gaye mai phir bahar aaya aur sab logo mai busy ho gaya
Yaha sai milo dur par ek
Jangal tha jaha par kaafi shanti thi bus pani ke girnae chalane ki awwaz aa rahi thi
mano jaise ess sai acchi jagah aapko kuch acha sochane ke liye naa mile
Chhote chhote janwar edar udhar bhaag doud kar kare the aur pedo sai patiya gir rahi thi mano woh bhi aasman ko chhu kar gamin ko bhi dekhana caah rahi ho ki
akhir hume bhi essi mitti mai milana hai kuch bandar pedo par uchal kud rahe the aur kuch chidiyaa apnai
gosale ki neev bana rahe the
Par har acchi jagah mai kuch kaharabi bhi hoti hai toh ess jangal mai bhi hai aur woh hai eska ghana ellaka jaha andara hi rehata hai roshani waha asse phauchati hai jaise kisi dhulan kaa ghughat hata kar har koi usski ekk jahalk
dekhana cahata ho
Par ess kahmosi to todati hue kisi ke kadamo ki awwaz aa rahi thi aur usske saath hi jaise haawa bhi tezz ho rahii thii
Woh aage bhad raha tha uski pheli jahlak dekhenai ko milii saayd suraj kii kirane essi hi dudh rahi thi
Woh aage aya aur ped par tek laga kar kadha ho gaya aur
Unknown - khaa ho abhi tak aayi nahi tum
Uss nai apni jeb sai ek kitab nikali aur aage phek di aur woh kitab ke khulate hi ek roshani bahar aayi
Aur usske kam hoti hi waha ek budhi aurat waha kadhi thii jiske haath mai ek chhadi thii
Unknown - khaa thii ab tak
Aurat - yeh tum socho
Unknown - maine kaha tha uska dyaan rakhana
Aurat - maine khosis ki par uss nai usse mar diya
Unknown - par woh toh abhi jindaa hai
Aurat - matlab tumhe meri beti kr jaane ka koi gum nahi
Unknown - tuhari beti kamzor nikali ek mamuli sai insaan Sai haar gayi
Aurat - woh koi mamuli insaan nahi hai
Unknown - janata hu kon hai par abhi usske pass hai hii kaya ek talwar /ek kavach joh ab usske pass hai nahi aur ek pagal saa ansh (kdev)kuch dost aur kuch
ladkiya par unn sab mai meri honi waali rani
Aurat - etna asaan nahi unhe panna woh dono ek dusare sai payaar karete hai
Unknown - etnai din sai mai ess nayi duniya ke har ek chiz ko dekha hai payaar aaj kal bus paiso aur naam mai rakha hai apka naam hua log aapke piche aur yeh dono taraf hai ladaki ho yaa ladaka sabko bus khobsurat jism aur daulaat caahiye
Aurat - par har jagah yahi nahi hota
Unknown - aee bhudiya tuh jab sai usski baate kar rahi kaya mujh sai dar nahi lagata hai
Aurat - tuh hoga kaali shaktiyoo kaa raja par tujhe bus ek jism aur sahktiyoo ki bhukh hai
Unknown - haa woh toh par jab samani waali etni takat war ho toh bhuk bhi banati hai upper sai uss nai toh apni takkat bhi usse de di hai
Aurat - woh phir bhi tujhe hara dega
Uss nai uss aurat kaa gala pakada aur uska sir ped mai dekar mara woh ped tut gaya
Unknown - agar ek baar usski tarif ki toh yahi mar dunga ab woh nahi bachega
ussnai veronica (janu ke sharir wali cuhdail)ko chhina hai mai usski janu ko chin lunga tab usse pata chaelega "BLACK BIRD " sai usski chiz chinenai ka kaya natiza hota hai
Woh jangal sai bhar niakalata hai aur road par cahlane lagata hai
Woh apnai hath failata hai aur udd jata hai woh hawa sai bhi tezz udd raha tha tabhi usski nazar usski nazar ek panchiyo ke jhund par padi uss nai apni kalaiya modi aur ek aag ka gola unnki taraf chhod diya sare panchi jal ke rakh ho gaye
Blackbird - koi mere samne nahi tik sakata ha ha ha ha
Woh udata hua ek building ke uper jaa betha
Black bird - tayaar raho dev ke cahane waalo aur duniya waloo kyuki ab aa raha hu tumhari duniya par kabaja karnai kon bachaiyega tumhe
Sach hi kaha sayad uss nai yaha woh duniya kaa raja banana cahata hai aur yaha thik ussi building ke niche humare hero jinke etne sare naam aur kaam hai woh beth kar enn sab sai anjaan pizza kaa anand le rahe hai
Mai - waah kaya pizza hai didi waise ghar kaisa laga aapko
Payal - bhaut acha jaise koi swarg jaisa aane ka man nahi kar raha tha
Mai - pari nai joh banaya hai
Viraj - kaya matalab
Mai - arre aisa ghar koi pariyo ki rani hii bana sakati hai naa
Shikha - uhhh huuhhu are dev jara ice cream toh lana
Mai - waiter sunna naa abb jakar le aao waise shhoping acchi hui naa
Viraj - sab kuch A - ONE DD ke meharbani sai
Mai - arre us naam ko chhodo woh bus ab logo ko daranai ke liye hai app toh apnai ho
Payal - mai soch rahi hu abhi tune yeh sab kiya toh aage shaadi mai kaya hoga
Mai - bus dekhati jao par kal kisnai dekha hai
Payal/shikha/saloni - dev
Mai - arre sorry majak tha apana muh toh dekho
Assi hi hasi majak ke saath time kab bita pata hi nahi chala shaam ke 7:30 ho gaye mai didi aur unn dono ko lekar nikal baki sab pehale hii chale gaye the maine ghar pahuch kar car park ki aur andar jaane laga ki meri nazar uper padi
Mai - kon hai waha
Saloni - kaya hua
Mai - kuch nahi mujhe laga waha koi hai
Payal - lagata hai tujhe need aa rahi hai
Mai - haa sayad chalo andar
Mai andar aaya toh sab nai gher liya kaha the kaya kar rahe the wagera wagera sabki jali kati sunn kar mai chala sonne toh samnai saari mandali mera inatzaar kar rahi thii
Masoom - chalo andar
Riccha - kyu mere saath jayene
Sona - nahi mere saath
Mai - buss karo abhi sab jaag rahe haii marawaoogi kaya aur kaya mere mere laga rakha hai
Devika - aapka bister upper waale room mai laga diya hai aap jakar soo jaaye takh gaye hoge
Mai - kuch shikho saath kaise raha raha jata hai
Riccha - woh hai rani humm hai common log humm toh aase hi jite hai
Mai - aur woh kaya hai
Masoom - yahi ki pati aur kushi apni ho toh acha hai
Mai - aacha yeh soch hai
Maa - kaya kar rahe ho yaha jao apne apne kamro mai aur
dev upper jaa pari neha vahi kabsai intazaar kar rahi hai
Mai - jata hu maa