UPDATE 104 (SEMI - MEGA )
Mai- chale abbb yaha yahi comedy show khulawa do
Sona - haa haa chalooo fuhh fuuh ji maa abhi aaya sorry sorry
Mai- abb bus bhi karo naa
Sona - sorry chalo
Phir mai bike par usse lekar nikala
Sona - waise yaha aaye kyu the
Mai- mai toh agency jaa raha tha tum aa gayi toh socha tumhe ghuma lau
Sona- sach mai aaj mai bhaut khush hu
Mai- par mai nahi
Sona- are kyu dil chhota karate ho mai tuhari toh hu kaha bhagi jaa rahi hu
Mai- woh toh par mere saath har baar asse hii hota hai koi naa koi bich mai tang aada deta hai
Sona- toh kisi angrezi mam ko pata loo aur jaate hi shuru ho jana
Mai- maaaiii.........nahi kaya bol rahii ho
Sona- are hakala kyu rahe ho mind padhu kaya
Mai- nahi tumhe meri kasam
Sona - yeh kasam wasam mat diya karoo tumnai mana kar
diya wahi bhaut hai abb chalo jaldii
Mai bike kii speed tezz kar dii aajj toh baal baal bach gaya
Mai ghar aaya aur bike ko park kar ke andar gaya
Payal- aa gaya kaha tha etnai dher sai
Mai- bus asse hi ghumane gaya tha
Payal- tujhe jana nahi hai kaya
Mai- kaha jana hai
Payal- tilak ceremony hai naa kal usski tayari karani hai
Mai- toh woh sab toh bhai karata hai naa
Payal- bus dikha diya naa parayapan
Mai- are didi mai kah raha hu ki woh sab manav bhai karange naa
Saloni -haa par aur kaam nahi kar sakata kaya tuh
Mai - kaya karana hai
Payal - yeh bhai pata nahi kisi kaam mai busy hai tuh jakar kapade lekar aa jo kal unki family ko dena hai
Mai- acha toh list do naa ki kitanae bacche hai addami hai aur kitnai ladkiya yaa aurate hai sab le aata hu
Payal- maa lana woh list
Mausi -abhi laayai pata nahi kaha rakh dii hai
Mai- aap log nikalo mai aaya
Saloni - abb kaha chala
Mai- kaya abb bathroom bhi naa jau
Saloni- toh khada kaya hai jaa naa
Mai waha sai bathroom mai gaya aur halaka hua
Kdev- kaya kar raha be
Mai- muth mar raha hu saale dikh nahi raha kaya
Kdev- tere bus kaa aur kuch naa hai
Mai- abhi tujhsai behas ka time nahi hai bhaut kaam hai
Kdev - yaar ek baar meera sai milawa de naa
Mai- chup baad mai abhi kaam hai
Knock knock
Mai- aaya
Mai bhar aaya
Dad - kaya kar raha tab sai aur bate kis sai kar raha hai
Mai- kuch nahi woh bus asse hii gane gaa raha tha
Dad nai mera shir chua - dimag par chhot nahi lagi teri
Mai- aaya mausi dad baad mai baat karana
Maine list lii par yaar ladkiyo aur aurato kaa mujhe kaya pata kaa aacha lagega
Payal didi apne baal sahi kaarti hui mere pass aayi -yeh lee card
Mai- abb app galat baat kar rahi ho
Payal- kaya hau abb tujhe
Mai- bhai bolati ho aur paise deti ho etnae sai kaam ke liye
Payal- are bhaut jada hoga samajha
Mai- 100-200 carore todhi lagenge
Mausi/Mausa - kaya bola 100carore hai tere pass
Oye teri jaban fisal gayi
Mai - arre kaya baat karate ho mousa jii raw kaa agent hu koi anil ambani kaa damad nahi majak tha
Payal - phir bhi le jaa kam pade toh esse use kar lenna
Mai-kaha naa nahi caahiye
Saloni- chilla kyu raha rahene do naa app jab esski jeb khaali hogi toh maja ayega
Yaar saari baat ek taraf pata nahi kyu mujhe yeh baat acchi nahi lagi
Mai- acha yeh baat hai toh didi jara unnhe phone lago
Payal- kise
Mai- jija ji koo
Mousa - are tujhe kaya hua
Mai- app lagao toh sahi
Kiran - kaya karana caah raha hai
Mai- arre meri bua aab bus app dekhati jao
Payal- mere pass no nahi hai
Mai- chalo abb jhut chhodo samajhi
Payal didi mujhe khich kar bhar le gayi aur ek chapat mere sir par mara payaar sai
Payal- sab ke samnai bolana jaruri hai kaya
Mai- aap bhi naa no do natak kyu kar rahi ho
Payal- dekh unka pariwar toda uss type kaa hai kah kuch galat mat bola denna
Mai- matab
Payal- bus etna bata duu ki mama(mere dad ) ke relation aur dad ke business ki vajagh sai uhonai kaafi badi rakam maangi hai
Mai- matalab dahej (dowary)
Payal - haa aaj kal yeh common hai
Mai- yeh toh kanoon ke khilaf hai
Payal- jane de tere jija ji kaafi aache hai bus unke ghar waale toda saa hai bus
Mai- kitnae maage hai
Payal - jaane de naa le tuh no le payaar sai baat karana
Mai- abb toh karani hii padagi
Payal- dekh yeh araange sai jada love marriage hai toh kuch galat mat bol denaa
Mai- ek baat batoo tab sai apna pan kaa dindhora pit rakaha hai aur mujhe kuch bataya nahi
Payal- dad nai mana kiya tha kahi mama madad naa kare essi liye
Mai- thik hai do
Maine no liya aur arav ko bulaya aur usse baat batayi
Arav- dekh kanoon toh hai yaar par bhai teri behan ki life kaa sawal hai rahaene dee
Mai-yaar phir unhe dhikhana padega ki yeh family kaya chiz hai
Arav -matlab kaya
Mai- rukk
Maine phone milaya
Mai- hello namaste jija ji
Viraj- namaste kon hai manav
Mai- nahi mai unka chhota bhai dev bol raha hu
Viraj - haa bolo kaya baat hai
Mai- mai kehana caah raha hu ki kal sabko denne hai gifts toh kyu naa unke pasand ke hi diye jaaye
Viraj-matalb kaya hai
Mai- yahi kii aap sabko lekar aa jaye kisi bhi mall mai aur joh bhi lenna hai le le
Viraj - huu ek minute ek baat baato payal nai bataya tha kii usske dad ko dikat hai abhi unn paiso ko bhi ekhata karna hai phir etna charcha kyu
Mai- waise kitana hai
Viraj-10carore hai
Mai- kaya 10 carore
Viraj - dekho mai toh phele bhi esske khilaf hu maine uss sai kaha ki humm bhaag kar shaadi kar lete hai par woh kehati hai ki pariwar ke saath rahana hii sahi hai
Mai- aapko sharam nahi aati shaadi ho rahi yaa saman ki sell ho rahi hai mana ki unka business hai par etna yeh jada nahi hai
Viraj- dekho abb ess baat kaa koi matlab nahi hai saari baate ho gayi hai
Mai- chalo phir app logo ko bhi pata chalana cahiye ki sayad yeh joh aapnai manga hai naa etna toh hum ghumani mai uda dete hai
Viraj - aakhir tum ho kon
Mai- kabhi naam suna hai mashor industrialist suraj rajput kaa naam mai unnka beta hu
Viraj- kaya par unnka beta toh kisi accident mai mara gaya tha
Mai- kyu jinda ko mar rahe ho aur rahi baat meri behan ki toh unki baat mai aapsai mil kar karunga
Viraj - kal hii kar lete hai sab
Mai- acha kal toh phir tilak ke baad chalenge
Viraj- ok thik hai
Call cut
Arav- karana kaaya caah raha hai tuh
Mai- bus dil ko tasali
Mai andar gaya
Saloni- gaya nahi abhi tak
Mai- payal didi app mousa ji aur mausi jara room mai anna
Bina kuch bole
Mai room mai chala gaya todi dher baad sab aaye
Mousa - kaya baat hai beta
Maine saari baate unnhe baatayi ki kaha jaana hai aur kab
Payal- tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaya
Mousa- beta dekho mai bhai shab sai pasie nahi le sakata hu
Mai- unka ek paisa nahi lagega sab kuch mera hai
Payal- kyu kar raha hai yeh sab
Mai- kaya matalab kyu kaya bus mai yaha kahnne aur shaadi mai namaste kar nai aaya hu
Mousa - par beta woh log acche nahi damad ji ko chhod kar
Mai- sabko thik kar dunga mai
Woh tenno chup ho gaye
Mai- kaya hua
Mausi-wohh wohh
Mai- woh kaya
Payal- teri aakhe kaisi ho gayi hai
Maine apni aakhe band ki aur shir jahtaka
Meri aakhe phir normal huii
Mai- abb aap logo chinta chhodo aur aram karo abb shaadi mujh par chhod do
Mousa -par beta kaya yeh thik hoga
Mai- kaya abhi tak joh hua thik hua aap logo nai hume batana hi jaruri nahi samajha abb jo hoga kal hoga
Payal - kahi kuch galat naa ho jaye
Mai- aap darati kyu ho abhi mai zinda huu naa
Payal- tuh kar toh lega naa
Mai- daro mat sab ho jayega
Abb aap jaao mai chala sonne subah utha dena
Woh sab chale gaye maine sandy aur shiva ko phone kar ke sab samjhaya aur soo gaya
Pari - bhai utho naa bhai
Mai - aaahhhhh ouuuhhhh kaya hai sonne de naa kitna acha sapna hai
Pari- sapana kaisa sapana
Mai- jaa naa preshan mat karr
Maine takiye sai shir dhak liya
Usse usse khich liya
Pari - abb utho bhi didi ke waha janna hai
Mai jhaat sai uth gaya - kaya hua time kaya hua woh log gaye toh nahi
Pari- are etna mat ghabroo abhi 6 beje hai
Mai- toh phir jagaya kyu
Pari- aapko mere liye time hi nahi hai toh mai hii aa gayi
Maine usska gaal sahalaya - kaya hua meri pari ko
Woh meri god mai late gayi
Pari- bhai app abb mujhsai dur kyu rahete ho abb mere pass bhi nahi sotte ho
Mai - are aisa kuch nahi hai pagal mai bus busy rahata hu bus
Pari - bhai kyu karte ho etna kaam ki humare liye time hi nahi hai
Mai-are bus ghar jane dee fir sab ek minute kaya bola hum sab kon hai yaha aur
Pari- aa jaoo naa andar
Tabhi gate khula aur sab andar aa gayi
Maine chadar khich mai raat ko shirt nikal kar soo gaya tha
Pari- kaya hua aap toh ladkiyo ki tarah saharama rahe ho
Mai- kaya baat hai tum sab yaha
Pari- asse mat baat karo waise hi sab dukhi hai
Mai- are kya kyu dukhi ho
Kirti mere pass aayi - bhai kal jo bhi humare bhaiyo nai karaya usske liye sorry
Mai chadar upar karata hua -are aisa kuch nahi hai wo alag hai tum sab alag ho
Ritu - phir aap humsai mile kyu nahi ettnai din sai
Mai- phele jara almari mai sai ek t-shirt nikal kar dena phir baat karta hu
Ritu nai ek white tshirt di
Mai- abb udhar dekho
Kirti - kaya bhai pari ke samnai asse hi the aur humare samnae aise kyu
Mai- acha thik hai maine cahadar hata di aur tshirt pehan nai laga
Kasish andar aati hui -tum sab yaha kaya ............woh mujhe dekhti hui chhup ho gayii
Maine jaldi sai phena aur
Mai- haa abb bola kaya hua
Ritu - kaya body hai bhai
Mai- dekha mai essi liye nahi hata raha tha aur tum kaya ghur rahi ho kaya kaam hai
Kasish - hhuuuuuuuu
Mai- kaya kaam hai
Kasish -woh did bula rahi hai enn sabko
Mai- jao kah do nahi nhi aayegi abhi meeting chal rahi
Kasish waha sai chali gayi
Mai- haa bolo naa kaya baat hai
Kirti - bhai hum bhi chale aapke saath
Mai - puchana kaya hai chalo naa
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