Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-206(The Entry) ​

Ab issue ye hua ki Southern India mein underworld ka ek he private jet tha currently or woh jet leke Randy Rose or Snow headquarters nikal gaye they or humein wait karna padne waala tha. Afghanistan mein koi event thi underworld ki jiss wajah se sab aircrafts wahaan busy they so wait bahot jyaada lamba tha almost shyaam 4 baje humein koi plane milne waala tha lekin woh time aaram se nikal gaya mera kyunki mujhe baithtey baithtey he nind aagayi and uske baad mujhe chang ne uthaya or ready hone ko kaha, ready hone ka mood mera tha nahi jo pehna tha woh theek tha lund mera ready hoga. Ab 20 minutes baad Chang mere pass aaya, maine ek wheel chair mangwai thi kyunki main befaltu mein itana paidal nahi chalna caahta tha bhenchod lift he bahot durr thi abhi toh then lift se parking lot fuck that.. Issliye maine mask lagaya and baitha wheelchair pe or Chang and Claire mujhe leke lift mein aaye then niche aake humlog baithtey gaadi mein wahaan se humlog seedha ek private airfield pe aaye, humaara jet wahaan wait kar raha tha jo mujhe Delhi leke jaane waala tha mujhe and wahaan Abeer ne humaara helicopter bhej diya tha jo mujhe direct haweli k piche bane helipad pe utaarne waala tha.. Ab mujhe naa caahtey hue bhi mega entry leni thi full show off waali taaki media waale dikhaaein ki main waapis aagaya hun jo khabar woh maadarchod Rana takk pohanchey or usse bhi pata chale ki maadarchod se darrta nahi hun main..Aaj raat 8:10 pe Engagement ceremony bhi thi Mangal or Meenu ki jo haweli mein he thi, marriage ki sab ceremonies haweli mein he hui thi, baraat Seedha meenu k ghar he jaaegi or next day reception fir haweli mein tha, koi hotel yaa marriage hall nahi tha, bhenchod itana bada mehal hone k baad Hotel book karenge toh kya faayda, humaare functions humesha se he yahin hotey aaye hain..

Humlog shyaam 6:15 baje Delhi pohanchey ab wahaan se mujhe kareeb 700-800 meter durr khaddey helicopter mein jaake bajthana tha jo bahot bada task hone waala tha kyunki Chang or Claire ko maine bhej diya tha woh khudse aaenge mere sath aage lejaane ka risk nahi lene waala tha main.. So ye raasta mujhe akele he pura karna tha lekin thankfully ek mini cart waale ne mujhe dekha ladkhadaatey hue toh usne mujhe lift dedi bus 50 meter pehle uttara main helicopter se or woh distance maine slowly slowly pura karliya and jaake helicopter mein baitha.. And kuch permissions k baad humlog 6:30 baje nikale Delhi se. Ab ektoh main already week tha uske Uppar se maine pichle almost 32 hours se bus 2 apples khaaye they bus woh bhi because main khaali pait tablet nahi le shakta tha otherwise kuch khaane kaa mood tha nahi tha, so iss wajah se main orr jyaada thakk raha tha ab humlog shyaam 7:15 pe haweli k just uppar they or uppar se bhenchod haweli ekdum nayi naweli dulhan k maafik lag rahi thi kya sajaaya gaya tha haweli ko. Ab helipad haweli k back side tha thoda piche or wahaan se haweli ka entrance kaafi durr tha so wahaan Jack already gaadi mein mera wait kar raha tha so main uttara helicopter se niche aaya toh sunai di mujhe music ki awaaj.. Ab hua shaadi waala mahool, ye gaon ki hawa ko main bahot jyaada miss karta hun bhenchod.. This palace is the best.. Jack Ko Maine specially bola tha ki Aston Martin DBX leke aaye jo main Sunaina se cheenke laaya tha, kyunki uski sound bahot jyaada loud hai specially ab custom exhaust lagwaya tha Rishi ne uspe toh uski sound bahot loud hai or media bahot jyaada hone waala tha so unke saamne show off karne waala tha main kyunki tabhi toh front page pe aaunga main beshak negative PR k sath he sahi lekin Rana ko toh pata chal he jaaega..

Main-Bhosdk darwaja kya khol raha hai sahara dey naa..

Jack-Aaya bhai..

Jack ne mujhe sahara diya or main aage baitha..

Main-Kahaan jaa raha haibe??

Jack-Back se bhai..

Main-Hatt be back se jaane k liye thodi 5.5 Crore ki gaadi mangwaaunga bhosdk.. Front se he chalenge media k saamne se, jaruri hai woh..

Jack-Bhai 15-20 minutes lag jaaengi 100 meter jaane mein..

Main-Wahi caahiye..

Jack - Akela media he nahi hai bhai, Deva bhai or baaki sab gaon waalon mein kapde or mithaaiyan baant rahe hain so unki bhi bheed hogi..

Main-Koi naa chalne dey.. We can manage..

Jack-Ok bhai..

Ab jaisa Jack ne bola tha wahaan bahot jyaada bheed thi bhenchod 10 feet wide galli mein pair rakhne ki jagah nahi thi Media kaafi tha but as Jack ne kaha tha gaon waale or bhi jyaada they. Koi bhi function ho toh bhai aas pass k gareeb logon ko paise, kapde or mithaaiyan detey hain ye parampara bahot pehle se chali aarahi hai so iss wajah se hajaaron log aaye they..

Jack - Bola tha na bhai..

Main-Koi naa chalne dey, sports mode mein daal exhaust sound full hogi..

Jack ne wahi kiya or bhenchod gaadi ki sound andar lage dj se bhi loud thi maano gunshots chal rahe hon gaadi mein se log bina horn hatt rahe they gate k pass jaatey jaatey bheed or badhti jaa rahi thi lekin finally mujhe gate dikh gaya tha, ab gate pe ek side bhai Babhi Mangal Abeer or Meenu distribution kar rahe they dusari side guards they and unke side mein media waale bc ek ek angle cover kar rahe they kaafi media waale they as expected ab jaise he gaadi thoda or close gayi wohlog mein se kuch ne notice kiya mujhe and turant he meri taraf bhaage aaye, unko dekh dekh baaki sab media waale bhi woh program chhodke meri gaadi k chaaro taraf ghum gaye they..

Jack - Fuck..

Main-Sound full rakh..

Ab unhone gaadi ko ekdum gherr liya toh gaadi rukk he gayi thi or maine unhe kuch seconds ki footage de di thi jo kaafi thi Rana k liye ab or nahi caahiye tha mujhe..

Main-Guards bulaa le hatwa inko..

Jack-Ok bhai..

Jack ne andar Vinny ko call kiya..

Main-Tu uttarke karwa dey, gaadi main le aaunga..

Jack-Andar nahi jaaegi bhai gate k uppar tables rakhe hain jispe distribution waala samaan rakha hai yahin uttar jaao inko humlog sambhaal lenge..

Main-Hatt be yahaan se toh gate he durr hai abhi then gate se lawn, lawn se fir andar.. Gand marwae samaan hatwa dena paidal naa chala jaaega itana.. Bc inke saamne paidal chala toh bolenge AP drugs pe hai.. Fuck that.. Tu karwa clear.. Itane guards bulwale ki ek ek media waale ko utha utha ke side mein kardey.. Maar faink faink saalon ko content dediya hai already or kya lenge..

Jack-Ok bhai..

Jack badi he muskill se gaadi se uttara or main khisak k driver seat pe aaya udhar se Vinny or kaafi saare guards aagaye and bus fir media ko hataane lage or maine full sound k sath gaadi slowly slowly aage lee and seedha gate pe aake roki saamne bhai, babhi, Abeer, Rishi, Mangal or Meenu they Meenu or Mangal dono bhaari cute lag rahe they. Mujhe dekh Mangal ka uttara hua cehra bhi khil utha tha, Mangal ka kya sabka cehra khill utha tha kyunki sabke liye ye ek surprise he tha, wohlog bahaar aa nahi shaktey they otherwise bheed mein fans jaatey but wohlog literally kudd rahe they.. In the end family is everything, that's the universal truth..
Ye thi meri entry uss bawligand ko bhi pata chal jaaega usase kya main kissi se nahi darrta. Siwaye khudse..

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Update-213(Mandeep)​

Humne Rana k farmhouse ko chaaron taraf se gherr liya tha. Main bahaar he rukkne waala tha as deewar kuddne ki himmat nahi thi meri.. Anjali wagairaah udhar se deewar cross karke andar kuddey and suru hui firing.. Hell yeah..

Anjali(Bt) - Easy guys. Back side waalon ko jane do bhaag nahi shaktey wohlog Rajat Ajay hain udhar.. Trees ka cover lo if needed.. Push..

Main bahaar khadda tha aaram se toh ek aadmi nikala galli mein hath mein cigarette liye ekdum maano film dekhne aaya ho maadarchod...

Main - Bhosdk bhaag ja goli lag gayi toh ye saari hawa nikal jaani hai...

"A.a.a.aa.AP bhai "

Main-Yeah.. Bhag ab.. Sun.. Rukk.. Laa cigarette dejaa..

Maine usase cigarette lee.. Bhenchod kitane din se chain se cigarette bhi na pee hai..

Main-Bhag jaa.. Bye..

Main cigarette peene mein busy tha ki goliyon ki sound mere bilkul close se aai maano koi gate k just sattke goli chala raha tha or ye apni guns naa thi .. Maine cigarette munh mein Lee or turant niche late gaya or niche gate k holes mein se dekha toh 2 bandey they jo idhar se firing kar rahe they.. Maine turant deagle nikaali or badi he muskil se ek hole mein daali and aim kiya or goli chalaadi lekin goli lagi nahi kissiko just bacha hoga saamne waala, toh maine ek k baad ek 5 bullets fire ki and then hole mein se dekha toh ek banda toh maara he gaya tha or dusare ko goli lagi thi lekin woh jinda tha niche padda padda reng raha tha gate se durr woh maine aaram se aim kiya abki baar and goli chalaadi jo uske pith mein lagi then again goli ye bhi lagi or uska rengna bandh hogaya..

Main-Kahaan jaaega maadarchod..

Main khadda hua cigarette kaa last kash maara and faink di..

Main-(Bt) Kholdo be gate..

Anjali-Jiya tumlog kholo gate..

Jiya-Copy..

Finally gate khola Jiya ne uske sath Jack Pooja or Priyanka they...

Jiya-Inko kisne maara??

Main-Yours truly..

Jiya - How?? What the fuck?? Gate k aar paar goli maardi kya..

Main - Naa.. Niche se..

Pooja-Matlab action se durr rakh nahi shakta aapko koi.. What the fuck..

Jack-Jagah dekho niche kitani hai, isme 2 bandey maardiye.. Kaise??

Main-Yep.. Kya situation hai..

Jiya-Lawn clear hai aage farmhouse ki windows se firing horahi hai andar jaane kaa ek he gate hai uspe wohlog nishaana lagaake baithtey hain..

Main-Fuck.. Chalo aage...

Humlog saamne aaye toh jaisa Chang ne bataya farmhouse single floor ka he tha ek he entry gate tha uske alawa kuch rooms ki windows bahaar ki side thi jisme se 3-4 bandey firing kar rahe they.. Humlog sab close aaye and cover leke baith gaye.. Andar jaana impossible tha, i mean jaa shaktey they but goli humein bhi lagti itana risk lena tha nahi..

Main - (Chilaake) Arrey oh bhosdwaale Rana kahaan chipp gaya maadarchod.. Bol na bhosdk..

"Chippe nahi hain hum tere saamne hain aaja andar"

Main-Teri maa ki chut tu hai kon be.. Rana toh nahi hai tu.. Oh.. Mandeep.. Bhenchod tu bhonk raha hai iska matlab woh maadarchod Rana nahi hai idhar.. Bhosdk time waste karwadiya tune mera bawligand..

"Rana kabhi nahi milega tujhe"

Main-Hehehe.. Mere sab dushman ko yahi lagta hai marrne se pehle maadarchod..

"Pehle mujhse toh nipat"

Main-Nipat lunga tujhse toh tu rukk..

Anjali-(Bt) Boss.. We kind of trapped here.. Andar nahi jaa shaktey..

Main - 1% bhi nahi.. Aise toh nahi atleast.. Chalo thoda faill jaao, ye khidki waalon ko target karo pehle then andar dikhe kuch..

Humlog fail gaye farmhouse k chaaron taraf lekin kuch baat bani nahi humne sab angles try kiye lekin bhenchod andar kuch kar nahi paaye.

Main - Rotate kartey raho khidkiyon mein kuch toh milega he..

Ab kareeb 25 minutes humlog uss farmhouse k chaaron taraf chakkar lagaatey rahe andar goliyan bhi chalaai humne lekin kissi ka Kuch kar nahi paaye andar waale bandey smart they.. Ghar se phone aaya toh unhe update kiya ki sab sahi jaa raha hai.. Kareeb 40 minutes ghumne k baad mera patience khatam horaha tha..

Main-Guys.. Bahaar se kuch nahi millega, andar jaana he padega..

Anjali-Boss andar jaana matlab suicide hai..

Main-1000%. But humlog aise he andar nahi jaane waale, humlog Flashbangs(Stun Grenades) ka use karenge andar itane stuns faink denge ki saale andhe hojaaenge fir andar ghusske ek ek ko thok denge..

Jiya-Oh hell yeah..

Main-Ajay jaa haweli office se Stuns uthaalaa 4-5..

Ajay-Abhi gaya bhai..

Jiya-Haweli pe 4-5 stuns nahi hain boss..1 bacha hai haweli pe. Station Armory se he mangwaane padenge..

Main-Fuckk..Station jaane mein toh traffic khaa jaaega yaar..

Anjali-Yeah.. But orr option kya hai..

Main-True.. Jaa Ajay.. Jaldi se..

Ajay turant nikala Station jaane k liye puri city ko cheerke jaana padega yaani traffic gand maar dega abhi jabki haweli ka yahaan se short cut tha but ab wait karne k alawa dusara koi option tha nahi..

Main lawn mein lagi ek chair pe baith gaya and baaki sablog ne apni positions leke rakhi.. Main baithke whatsapp status dekhne laga babhi status laga rahi thi ekdum live, so Ring ceremony kabki hochuki thi or abhi dance chal raha tha abhi toh ladies and kuch gents ka dance chal raha tha inshort bina peene waalon ka dance chal raha tha..

Anjali-Boss ye bula raha hai..

Main - Acha..

Main uthke waapis aaya gate k pass.

Main-Kya be bawligand..

Mandeep - Rana.. Hahaahha.. Rana nikal gaya... Ahahahah..

Main - Nikal gaya?? Kahaan??

Mandeep - Yahaan se bahot durr.. Maine bata diya usko phone karke tu yahaan hai or hum sab jinda nahi bachne waale toh woh nikal gaya.. Ahahaha.. Ab firse full taiyaari karke aaega.. Kabtak bachega..

Main-Bhaag woh gaya, or bachunga main?? Bhosdk mera kya he ukhaad leta woh..

Mandeep-Dekhta jaa.. Kutte ki moutt maarega woh tujhe..

Main-Acha?? Maadarchod tu teri dekh naa.. Tera kya hoga?? Kutte ki moutt toh tu marega bawligand.. Rana bhaag Gaya toh kya hua abhi tujhe thokunga gharjaake aaram se sounga kal shaadi enjoy karunga and parson uss maadarchod ko dhundke thokdunga caahe woh duniya k konse bhi kone mein chippa ho.. Bhenchod mujhse chippke jaaega kahaan?? Bhosdk mujhse koi nahi bacha shakta usse.. I will kill him.. That is a fact..

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Riya ki ye baat ne mujhe andar takk hilaa diya, mere chehre par

Update-215(Riya-2)​

Main soch raha tha Mandeep ko jinda pakkadenge fir maarenge lekin maadarchod pata he naa tha kon Mandeep hai thokne k baad Anjali ne point kiya ki ye tha Mandeep thankfully usko maine he maara.. Uska phone uske hath mein tha jisase ye prove hogaya ki woh yun achanak attack expect nahi kar rahe they... Uska phone chaalu tha screen pe ek crack aagaya tha niche girrne se i guess but phone chaalu tha still.. Maine uska phone uthaya.. Toh last call uski Rana Bhai k naam se he thi yaani usne ho na ho Rana ko inform kardiya tha ki woh fans gaya hai, tum bhaag jaao.. Or iski confirmation bhi hogayi jab maine unke messages dekhe Rana ne message kiya tha call k kuch derr baad usko ki "10 minutes takk uljhaake rakh bus hum nikal rahe hain " yaani woh bilkul akela toh nahi tha.. Then fir Rana kaa message tha "Humlog nikal gaye hain" then again message uska "ek aadh ko maarke jaana mere sher, tera badla main jarur lunga" then isne reply diya tha "Aapki jaan bacha lee bhai bus aapka karj utaar diya ab marrne mein kaisa darr" fir Rana ka last reply tha "I'm proud of you, goodbye"..

Maine call kiya uska number lekin switch off aaraha tha.. Maadarchod.. Bach gaya..

Anjali-Nikal gaya sala..

Main-Don't worry fir aajaaega.. Marrna apne he hathon hai usse.. Ab kam se kam shaadi toh theek se enjoy kar shakenge.. Or haan shaadi se yaad aaya mujhe toh jaana hai bc..Ami yele meri gaadi ghar lejaana ekdum pyaar se, mujhe Sam aaraha hai pick karne.. Or tumlog bhi ye case kissi ko sonp k pohancho jaldi.. Dance karenge.. Daru peeke.. Ye le meri gun bhi lejaa..

Ye bolke main bahaar nikala or Rohit ko call karke bola pick karne ko.. Rohit literally 5 minutes mein wahaan pohanch gaya abhi bus Rohit Sam or Ravi he they gaadi mein.. Rohit drive kar raha tha Sam aage baitha tha...

Main-Aage se uth main baithunga..

Sam - Piche baith..

Main-Lund mera.. Main na jaa raha fir..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Blackmail naa kar uth raha hun..

Sam uthke piche baitha main aage baitha..

Main-So time kam hai or questions bahot saare sabse pehle.. Konsa brand hai??

Sam-Blue lable..

Main - Bus bc shaadi mein bhi blue label he peeoge.. Mehangi daru caahiye mujhe..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Ye bhi toh Mehangi hai..

Main-Nahi.. Chal Sehar Macallan rare dilwaaunga tumhe.. Lets go.. Now chaltey chaltey second question.. Sathmein kya hai??

Sam-Veg mein sweetcorn, sprouts, Dahi and thoda chakkana, non veg mein Pinta kaa special hai..

Main-Shabbas.. Yahi sab items lenge lekin fresh or non veg garma garam. Sam Pinta ko call kar bol ek or ready kare pehle bottle lenge fir non veg uthaaenge and then sehar se aatey time sweetcorn etc.. Let's go.. Fresh cheejein caahiye bc daru peeni hai toh dhang se he peeni hai..

Rohit - Bhosdk isase tejj kya chalaaun..Waise Rana ka kya hua..

Main-Bhag gaya maadarchod. Fir aaega.. But abhi k liye shaadi enjoy karenge..

Rohit - Chalo.. Badhiya hai..

Humlog ne sabse pehle 3 Macallan ki bottles uthaai then non veg ready tha woh uthaya and then baaki sab old samaan sadak kinaare baithtey ek uncle ko pakkada diya and humlog nikale gaon k liye.. Net 10:55 pe humlog peene ko ready they.

Main-Jaldi karo ab Tumhaari babhi k sath dance date hai meri.. Or bina set hue dance naa nikalega mera..

Ab Sam ne mere peg banaaya large kyunki ek toh mujhe nasha kam hota hai uppar se mujhe inke level pe aane k liye bhi 3-4 pegs ki jarurat thi.. Ab mujhe pata tha mujhe ulti hogi suru mein as Daru or afeem kaa combination set nahi hota afeem pe daru peena sareer k liye haanikarak hota hai mostly Cases mein.. And yahi mere sath hua maine pehla peg gatka or kuch he seconds mein mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga vomiting karna caaha but hui nahi or kuch minutes baad meri body ne maan liya ki bhai daru peeni he hai then bus fir main rukka nahi.. De peg dey peg meri body ab khussi khussi Sharaab accept kar rahi thi.. Iss bich babhi ka call aaya toh unhe bataya maine ki main traffic mein hun thoda time lagega.. Then bus firse chaalu Sam or Rohit slow hogaye but Ravi ki capacity kaafi thi obviously mere jitani nahi but kaafi thi toh woh mere sath le raha tha.. Ab iss bich kab 1 ghanta hua mujhe pata nahi chala mujhe tab realise hua jab Riya ka call aaya mere pass.. Tab mujhe yaad aaya ki bhenchod dance toh bhull he gaya swaad swaad mein..

Main-Aaraha hun Riya 5 minutes mein so so sorry..

Riya - Mujhe laga bhull gaye they tum..

Main-Kya baat kar rahi ho yaar literally 5 minutes mein aaya.. Literally..

Riya-Ok ok..

Call disconnected..

Rohit - k.. Kya... Be b.. Laqde. Babhi ko w.. A. Ait karwa raha hai.. Chalo...

Main-Yeah nikal.. Mouthfreshner detoh..

Ravi-.. Kahaan hai??

Main-Liya tha na??

Ravi - Humne toh naa liya..

Main-Maine bhi naa liya.. Bina mouth freshner naa jaane waala main Riya k saamne.. Bhenchod..Gaon waali dukan bhi bandh hogayi honge abtak toh. Uttar be driving seat se sehar jaana hai..

Rohit - Main.. Chalaa...lungaa.a..

Main-Nahi be lawde yahaan se haweli takk chala leta tu lekin sehar jaana hai jaldi..

Sam-Laa toh main chala leta hun..

Main-Tu toh bol he matt bhosdk.. Ravi.. Tu aa toh.. Jaldi time nahi hai bhenchod..

Rohit ko piche bheja maine and Ravi aaya driving seat pe and gaadi waapis muddi sehar ki taraf and humlog pohanchey sehar.. And main uttara niche and tab mujhe realise hua ki main kaafi nashe mein tha..

Ravi-Bhosdk aise dance karega...

Main-Bhosdk Riya k sath toh main Coma mein houn toh bhi dance karlun tu toh nashe ki baat kar raha hai..

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Update-207(Mr Showoff)


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Main gate k saamne khadda tha media mere piche tha and aage bheed thi logon ki.. Babhi ishara kar rahi thi ki uttarke aaja lekin maine naa mein Mundi hilaai or saara samaan uthaake side karne ka ishara kiya.. Ab ye dekh Rishi guards k cover mein mere pass aaya or seesha niche karwaya or mujhe galle milla..

Rish-Missed you so so so much..

Main-Same..

Rishi - Abe kitana samaan hai, uttarke aaja..

Main-I can't walk a feet tu meters ki baat kar raha haibe.. I'm fucked..

Rishi - Uthaake le chalun??

Main-Bhosdk media k saamne kamjorr dikhunga beijati karwaega gandu..

Rishi - Ye bhi hai.. Gandu piche k gate se aana tha naa toh.. Aage andar bhi guests he guests hain chairs, tables wagairaah..

Main-Fuck that bhosdk ye entry dekh back gate se ye naa milti..

Rishi - Ab??

Main-Ab kya bhosdk samaan hatwa..

Rishi - Fuck.. Itana samaan haibe..

Main-I don't give a fuck bitch..

Rishi - Ok ok.. Teri legendary entry ki gand nahi maarunga samaan hatwata rukk 5 minutes..

Rishi badi muskill se bhai wagairaah k pass pohancha or usne sabko bataya i guess ki meri tabiyat kharaab hai then bhabhi ne mujhe baitha rehne ka ishara kiya or guards lage samaan hataane mein.. Dekha bhenchod hawa hai tumhaare bhai ki..
Hawa nahi hai bhosdk terri gand fatti hai warna tu toh kudd kudd k paidal jaata..

Ab 5-7 minutes k baad samaan hatta saamne se tabtak guards ne gaadi ko gherrke rakha kissi ko close takk naa aane diya and ab maine gaadi start ki and aage badha, media waale kal bc bhaari gaali dene waale hain. "Egoistic AP" "Power k nashe mein Choor AP" "Power Hungry AP" maja aajaaega.Abeer aake gaadi mein baitha..


Abeer-Bhosdk.. Showoff king..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk legendary entry na thi kya? Bollywood 2000's movies type..

Abeer - Entry toh badhiya thi, lekin bhosdk itani derr kaam rukkwa diya tune..

Main-Fuck kaam.. I am important..

Khair maine gaadi andar lee toh ab aage guests wagairaah bhi they chairs wagairaah lagi thi jagah jagah jo Vinny aage aage hataata chal raha tha sabko utha raha tha chairs se, guest's wagairaah sab bc ghurr ghurr k dekh rahe they, aunty log k cehre toh aise they maano keh rahi hon "Aagaya Sahaabjaada".. Bc jealous people..

Abeer-Teri setting k uppar naa cadha diyo be..

Maine saamne dekha toh Riya uska bapu Raju, Arushi uski mom Ashish, Ajit or Raju ka bhai wagairaah baithtey they Vinny unko uthaane gaya he tha ki maine horn baja diya.. Vinny bhagke waapis aaya.

Abeer -Bhosdk babhi ko uthaaega..

Vinny - Last moment pe dhyan gaya bhai..

Maine unke table k side se lee gaadi and iss bich Riya se ek second k liye eye contact bhi hua mera bhenchod, swarg se uttri koi Pari lag rahi thi woh.. Literally, ek second mein main usko smile bhi degaya or usko nihar bhi gaya.. She was looking cute AF.. Maine gaadi ekdum gate k uppar rouki literally on the dot..

Abeer-Bhosdk andar bhi lejaa..

Main-Jaati toh lejaata ye stairs hatwa..

Abeer-Fucking bitch.. Uttar ab..Girr wirr matt jaana bawligand log nashedi bolenge warna..

Main-Yahi thought aai thi bahaar mere mann mein..

Main gaadi se uttara or andar aane takk aise chala maano mujhe kuch huwa he nahi tha or andar aatey he sofa pe baith gaya andar kuch relatives bhi they humaare so main sabko collectively namaste bolke turant utha or seedha Abeer k room mein aake baitha kyunki uppar mere room mein jaane ki himmat na thi meri mere piche piche babhi aai andar or aatey he mujhse galle milli..

Babhi-I knew it ki tu jarur aayega. I knew it.. Lekin tune bola tha tujhe kuch nahi hua hai toh ye sab..

Main-Ye toh bukhar hogaya babhi sbardi mein nadi mein kudd gaya tha..

Babhi - Kyun? Pagal hai tu?

Main - Naa pucho toh better hai..

Babhi-Tu or tere secrets.. Ab baitha kya hai jaldi se ready hoja 1 ghantey mein Ring ceremony hai..

Main-Main ready he hun.. I am too lazy to change my cloths.

Babhi-No way in hell tu inn kapdon mein bahaar jaane waala hai change your damn clothes..Now..

Main-Uppar jaane ki himmat na hai meri babhi..

Babhi-Rishi laa dega isko bata dey kya caahiye tujhe.. Get ready quick..

Main-Ok.. Ok..

Babhi-Rishi isko leke aa bahaar, main bahaar dekhti hun tabtak..

Ye bolke babhi bahaar chali gayi Abeer bhi gaya or fir aaye Rohit Ami Sam Ravi or Mangal. Wohlog aatey he mere galle se lag gaye..

Main-Kya re bhosdk kya bakchodi kar raha tha tu.. Shaadi nahi karega ye nahi karega bawligand..

Mangal - Tu nahi aata toh nahi karta..

Main-Teri gand naa tod deta main Bhosdike..

Ravi-Bhosdk kitana miss kiya maalum tujhe pichle 3 din se lagatar daru pee rahe hain subah se raat takk..

Main-Haao aarahi hai smell yahaan takk..

Ravi-Sachi??

Sam-Bhosdk.. Bola tha na mouthfreshner khaale..

Main-Babhi peeladegi bhosdk fans toh gaya toh..

Sam-Jaldi ready hoja fir join karna..

Main-Main daru nahi peene waala..

Sam-Kyun bc?

Main-Tabiyat kharaab hai..

Sam-Toh kya gand marwane aaya hai bhosdk.. Jaa waapis..

Ravi - Bada aaya nahi peene waala gand naa tod dunga..

Rishi - Bakchodi baadmein karlena konse kapde caahiye tere jaldi bata ye le aaenge..

Ravi-Chutiya shakal pe kuch bhi pehan le..

Main-Bhosdk tune kya pehna hai ye dekh??

Ravi - Doobara bol toh bawligand?? Bol.. Bhosdk 3.5 lakh ki jacket hai 1.25 lakh ki shirt and 1.5 lakh ki jeans almost 1 lakh k ye shades hain and 3.25 lakh k shoes. Bitch what you saying??

Main-Bhosdk baat paison ki nahi baat class ki hai..

Ravi-Baat paison ki he hai.. 11 lakh mein ready hua hun bhosdk, baat paison ki he hogi..

Rohit - True that..

Rishi - Baat sahi hai.. Ravi Mangal yahaan aagaya hai jaa distribution karwade bahaar. Sam tu bhi chal.

Main-Acha fir toh bhosdk rukk.. Tu chal main ready hoke aata hun..

Ravi-Yeah right bitch.. Lets go..

Rishi - Rohit isko ready karke leke aa..

Main-Oh don't worry about me... Teri gand na faad di toh kehna..

Rohit ko mere pass chhodke wohlog nikale wahaan se..
Main-Bhenchod yelog 3 peg maarke ye bhull jaatey hain main hun kon.. I started the fucking show off in this family.. Maine suruwaat ki thi brand ki. I started this shit..

Continued..

Awesome update bhai

 

[Ss mujrim]

Kamal ka update thy bro maza aa gya ha paar ka

 

[BP high]

Update-208(The Entity )

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Main-Ye bhull gaye bc kon fashion icon hai yahaan ka.

Rohit - Lol.. Tere shoes pehan le.. Jordan, Dior waale.

Main-Wahi toh bhosdk agar baat paise ki he hai toh 23 Lakh k toh mere juttey hain uske kapdon k double..

Rohit - Lol..

Main-Sun meri almirah k left side ek pura portion hai Dior ka wahaan ek pura set hoga Dior ka Shirt jeans and ek black puffer jacket same dior ki..

Rohit - Ok.. Shoes??

Main-Shoes bhai k room mein milenge babhi se keys puchke le aana.. Bc woh shoes mere room mein rakhunga toh ye chutiye chhodenge thodi..

Rohit - True..

Main-Geyser chala jaana bc naha he lunga.. Underwear bhi honge almirah mein naya waala tag wag todke le aana..

Main badi muskill se bed se utha and bathroom mein jaake shower mein khadda hua or bhai sahaab meri saari lazyness khinch lee thi garam paani ne, bhosdk pehle kyun nahi nahaaya main.. Aadhi bimari durr hogayi thi meri.. Main bc 10 minutes takk shower mein he raha Rohit kapde rakh gaya tha bahaar, aatma tript hogayi thi bc.. Kuch seconds k liye toh saare dukh dard durr hogaye they..

Bahaar aake maine kapde dekhe, Yess.. Bhenchod mujhe challenge.. Bawligand..

Maine kapde pehne itani derr mein meri nayi milli energy khatam hogayi thi bus garam paani ne yahin takk sath diya tha maine kapde pehne he they ki mera phone baja jo Riya ka tha.. Maine jhat se uthaya..

Riya-Kya hua Mr Gentlemen bahaar nahi aana??

Main-Aana haina, but gentleman ban jaaun pehle, tumhaare level ka nahi ready ho shakta but fir bhi try toh karna padega na..

Riya-Oho ho.. Tum AP ho tumhe ready hone ki jarurat nahi padti, your personality is worth millions ..

Main-Really??

Riya-Yeah yeah.. Abhi dekha maine, papa ne bataya mujhe ki yahan businessmans, Politicians, Actors, Actresses etcetera sab apne attitude mein khaddey they, jaise he tumhari entry hui sablog humble hogaye they.. Hehehe..

Main-Lol.. Still ready hoke toh aaun tumhare pass khadda hone layak toh rahun..

Riya-Mere pass khadda hone k liye tumhe ready hone ki jarurat nahi hai tum jaise bhi bahaar aajao mere sath khaddey ho shaktey ho..

Main - Hehe.. Glad to hear that.. Aata hun 5 minutes mein..

Riya-Ok.. See yaa..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod, kitana he taiyaar hole bahaar dekhi thi na Riya kya lag rahi thi?? Bhosdk apsara hai woh, she was looking outstanding, tera dior feeka hai uske saamne bhosdk..

Baat toh teri bhi sahi hai lekin best looking male ka award toh le he lunga party mein Right??

Main khudko mirror mein dekhtey hue kaha..

Lawde ready hoja babhi munh fod dengi warna..

Main juttey pehan he raha tha ki mera phone firse baja, private number tha toh uthaya Maine, samne se Randy ki awaaj aai.

Randy-Yo boss, Jessica wagairaah toh they nahi but Flippy ko letter likh diya tha master Boe ko updates dedi thi.. All clear..

Main-Kissi ne kuch issue toh nahi banaya..

Randy - Issue..?? Boss kissi ko ghanta farak nahi padda kissi ko matlab nahi tha sabki fatti paddi hai..

Main - Fatti paddi hai?? Kyun? Kya hua??

Randy - Kya hua?? Chang sath haina usko bataya toh tha maine thodi derr pehle ..

Main-Naa Chang nahi hai.. Kya hua bata bc.. Aisa kya he hogaya ki sabki fatti paddi hai..

Randy-130 Log marr chuke hain boss pichle 20-22 ghanto mein and still counting. . Or aise waise 130 log nahi VVIP log Businessmen, managers, clan leaders cartel leaders and coleaders, Station incharge, alag alag Syndicates k Country head, Drug Suppliers, dealers, Arms dealers, middleman etcetera.. Sablog important bahot jyaada important.. 130 Boss, aisa kabhi nahi hua tha.. Asian underworld hillgaya hai hill kya gaya hai bikhar gaya hai logon ko samjh nahi aaraha ho kya raha hai woh uske Uppar blame kar raha hai woh uske Uppar kaafi Clan and cartels k bich toh gangwars chaalu hochuke hain saikdon log unmein marr chuke hain. Asian underworld ki meeting chal rahi hai Beijing mein sablog wahin gaye hain.. Or meeting chal rahi hai or still live log marr he rahe hain.. Log underground hogaye hain, bade bade businessmans jo humein orders detey they wohlog protections k liye humaare saamne hath failake bheekh maang rahe hain..

Main-Bhenchod.. Aisa kya hogaya?? Kon kar raha hai ye, koi idea??

Randy - No idea.. Master Boe ne bataya ki saare k saare murders itane professionally kiye gaye hain ki 1 pe bhi koi evidence nahi milla hai literally 1 pe bhi nahi.. Soch rahe ho kitana crazy hai ye?? Asia k alag alag Hisson k log marr rahe hain or 1 bhi crime scene pe koi evidence nahi hai.. Lekin still sabki ungali ek he jagah pe atki hai "The Entity"..

Main-Lund mera.. Abe ye toh kuch tha he nahi.. Prove hogaya tha bhosdk ki Entity bus ek afwaah hai jiska ekmaatar makshat tha underworld mein afra tafri faila dena or wahi hua tha tab bhi.. "Entity" kuch hai he nahi maine prove kiya tha bc..

Randy - Boss kuch bhi bol, Entity kuch toh hai otherwise Asia ka 90% underworld uspe ungali nahi utha raha hota.. Gand marri paddi hai system ki bhai.. Logon ko samjh naa aaraha kya karna hai kya nahi.. Itana khouff hogaya hai iss incident ka, or bc rukk nahi raha ye sab abhi bhi.. Like abtoh sablog alert hogaye hain still horaha hai ye sab still Log marr rahe hain, or koi kuch pata nahi kar paaraha.. Mujhe toh lagta hai bhenchod ye "Entity" koi supernatural power hai..

Main-Here we go, tu or tere bhoot prett ki kahaniya, bhosdk shut up..

Randy - Ok nahi maan raha?? Chal koi ek team, syndicate, clan ya Cartel ka naam bata dey jo ye kar shakta hai...

Main-Ok..hmmm..

Randy-Exactly koi nahi.. Possible he nahi haibe.. Log raatko chain se soye they subah unki laash milli hai.. Bhenchod andar se bandh kamro mein laashein mill rahi hain..?? Kaise possible hai ye?? Or 130 + murders?? Or 0 evidence.. How is that even possible.. Aisa thodi hota hai.. Maine tab bhi kaha tha ki "Entity" kuch supernatural hai tab tu or Master Bovice hanse they mere uppar ab hans..

Main-Jaa be chutiye.. Entity kuch bhi nahi hai.. Entity is Nothing..

Randy-Ok lawde.. Matt maan gand fattegi tab maanlena..

Main-Fuck that. Sun kuch bhi hojaae meri himmat naa hai aake investigation karne ki i am too tired for this shit.. Toh masters ko mera naam suggest bhi matt karna bhenchod..

Randy - I know.. Waise bhi kissi ek syndicate ko ye job nahi milne waali kai syndicates ka milaake ek team bananey waali hai.. Wohlog investigate karenge..

Main-Good..

Randy - Lekin still bhai.. This is insane.. Impossible cheejein horahi hain.. Bade bade tees maar khan aise gayab hogaye hain maano kabhi they he nahi, kuch ka toh aise safaya kiya hai ki piche baithke rone waala takk nahi bacha hai koi..

Main-It is crazy.. It is scary actually very scary. And sabse scary part iska kya hai pata hai tujhe?? Ki koi reason bhi nahi hoga unki deaths k piche like ye 130 logon k bich kya he connection hoga nothing, bina baat yelog marr rahe hain that makes it a whole lot scarier. But still main teri Entity waali theory mein belive nahi kar raha, Entity is fake..

Randy - Tu maan yaa naa Maan bhai.. The Entity is back and it wants blood..

Continued.

Fantastic update bhai

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Awesome update

 

[rAge K]

Awesome update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-215(Riya-2)​

Main soch raha tha Mandeep ko jinda pakkadenge fir maarenge lekin maadarchod pata he naa tha kon Mandeep hai thokne k baad Anjali ne point kiya ki ye tha Mandeep thankfully usko maine he maara.. Uska phone uske hath mein tha jisase ye prove hogaya ki woh yun achanak attack expect nahi kar rahe they... Uska phone chaalu tha screen pe ek crack aagaya tha niche girrne se i guess but phone chaalu tha still.. Maine uska phone uthaya.. Toh last call uski Rana Bhai k naam se he thi yaani usne ho na ho Rana ko inform kardiya tha ki woh fans gaya hai, tum bhaag jaao.. Or iski confirmation bhi hogayi jab maine unke messages dekhe Rana ne message kiya tha call k kuch derr baad usko ki "10 minutes takk uljhaake rakh bus hum nikal rahe hain " yaani woh bilkul akela toh nahi tha.. Then fir Rana kaa message tha "Humlog nikal gaye hain" then again message uska "ek aadh ko maarke jaana mere sher, tera badla main jarur lunga" then isne reply diya tha "Aapki jaan bacha lee bhai bus aapka karj utaar diya ab marrne mein kaisa darr" fir Rana ka last reply tha "I'm proud of you, goodbye"..

Maine call kiya uska number lekin switch off aaraha tha.. Maadarchod.. Bach gaya..

Anjali-Nikal gaya sala..

Main-Don't worry fir aajaaega.. Marrna apne he hathon hai usse.. Ab kam se kam shaadi toh theek se enjoy kar shakenge.. Or haan shaadi se yaad aaya mujhe toh jaana hai bc..Ami yele meri gaadi ghar lejaana ekdum pyaar se, mujhe Sam aaraha hai pick karne.. Or tumlog bhi ye case kissi ko sonp k pohancho jaldi.. Dance karenge.. Daru peeke.. Ye le meri gun bhi lejaa..

Ye bolke main bahaar nikala or Rohit ko call karke bola pick karne ko.. Rohit literally 5 minutes mein wahaan pohanch gaya abhi bus Rohit Sam or Ravi he they gaadi mein.. Rohit drive kar raha tha Sam aage baitha tha...

Main-Aage se uth main baithunga..

Sam - Piche baith..

Main-Lund mera.. Main na jaa raha fir..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Blackmail naa kar uth raha hun..

Sam uthke piche baitha main aage baitha..

Main-So time kam hai or questions bahot saare sabse pehle.. Konsa brand hai??

Sam-Blue lable..

Main - Bus bc shaadi mein bhi blue label he peeoge.. Mehangi daru caahiye mujhe..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Ye bhi toh Mehangi hai..

Main-Nahi.. Chal Sehar Macallan rare dilwaaunga tumhe.. Lets go.. Now chaltey chaltey second question.. Sathmein kya hai??

Sam-Veg mein sweetcorn, sprouts, Dahi and thoda chakkana, non veg mein Pinta kaa special hai..

Main-Shabbas.. Yahi sab items lenge lekin fresh or non veg garma garam. Sam Pinta ko call kar bol ek or ready kare pehle bottle lenge fir non veg uthaaenge and then sehar se aatey time sweetcorn etc.. Let's go.. Fresh cheejein caahiye bc daru peeni hai toh dhang se he peeni hai..

Rohit - Bhosdk isase tejj kya chalaaun..Waise Rana ka kya hua..

Main-Bhag gaya maadarchod. Fir aaega.. But abhi k liye shaadi enjoy karenge..

Rohit - Chalo.. Badhiya hai..

Humlog ne sabse pehle 3 Macallan ki bottles uthaai then non veg ready tha woh uthaya and then baaki sab old samaan sadak kinaare baithtey ek uncle ko pakkada diya and humlog nikale gaon k liye.. Net 10:55 pe humlog peene ko ready they.

Main-Jaldi karo ab Tumhaari babhi k sath dance date hai meri.. Or bina set hue dance naa nikalega mera..

Ab Sam ne mere peg banaaya large kyunki ek toh mujhe nasha kam hota hai uppar se mujhe inke level pe aane k liye bhi 3-4 pegs ki jarurat thi.. Ab mujhe pata tha mujhe ulti hogi suru mein as Daru or afeem kaa combination set nahi hota afeem pe daru peena sareer k liye haanikarak hota hai mostly Cases mein.. And yahi mere sath hua maine pehla peg gatka or kuch he seconds mein mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga vomiting karna caaha but hui nahi or kuch minutes baad meri body ne maan liya ki bhai daru peeni he hai then bus fir main rukka nahi.. De peg dey peg meri body ab khussi khussi Sharaab accept kar rahi thi.. Iss bich babhi ka call aaya toh unhe bataya maine ki main traffic mein hun thoda time lagega.. Then bus firse chaalu Sam or Rohit slow hogaye but Ravi ki capacity kaafi thi obviously mere jitani nahi but kaafi thi toh woh mere sath le raha tha.. Ab iss bich kab 1 ghanta hua mujhe pata nahi chala mujhe tab realise hua jab Riya ka call aaya mere pass.. Tab mujhe yaad aaya ki bhenchod dance toh bhull he gaya swaad swaad mein..

Main-Aaraha hun Riya 5 minutes mein so so sorry..

Riya - Mujhe laga bhull gaye they tum..

Main-Kya baat kar rahi ho yaar literally 5 minutes mein aaya.. Literally..

Riya-Ok ok..

Call disconnected..

Rohit - k.. Kya... Be b.. Laqde. Babhi ko w.. A. Ait karwa raha hai.. Chalo...

Main-Yeah nikal.. Mouthfreshner detoh..

Ravi-.. Kahaan hai??

Main-Liya tha na??

Ravi - Humne toh naa liya..

Main-Maine bhi naa liya.. Bina mouth freshner naa jaane waala main Riya k saamne.. Bhenchod..Gaon waali dukan bhi bandh hogayi honge abtak toh. Uttar be driving seat se sehar jaana hai..

Rohit - Main.. Chalaa...lungaa.a..

Main-Nahi be lawde yahaan se haweli takk chala leta tu lekin sehar jaana hai jaldi..

Sam-Laa toh main chala leta hun..

Main-Tu toh bol he matt bhosdk.. Ravi.. Tu aa toh.. Jaldi time nahi hai bhenchod..

Rohit ko piche bheja maine and Ravi aaya driving seat pe and gaadi waapis muddi sehar ki taraf and humlog pohanchey sehar.. And main uttara niche and tab mujhe realise hua ki main kaafi nashe mein tha..

Ravi-Bhosdk aise dance karega...

Main-Bhosdk Riya k sath toh main Coma mein houn toh bhi dance karlun tu toh nashe ki baat kar raha hai..

Continued..

Fantastic update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-213(Mandeep)​

Humne Rana k farmhouse ko chaaron taraf se gherr liya tha. Main bahaar he rukkne waala tha as deewar kuddne ki himmat nahi thi meri.. Anjali wagairaah udhar se deewar cross karke andar kuddey and suru hui firing.. Hell yeah..

Anjali(Bt) - Easy guys. Back side waalon ko jane do bhaag nahi shaktey wohlog Rajat Ajay hain udhar.. Trees ka cover lo if needed.. Push..

Main bahaar khadda tha aaram se toh ek aadmi nikala galli mein hath mein cigarette liye ekdum maano film dekhne aaya ho maadarchod...

Main - Bhosdk bhaag ja goli lag gayi toh ye saari hawa nikal jaani hai...

"A.a.a.aa.AP bhai "

Main-Yeah.. Bhag ab.. Sun.. Rukk.. Laa cigarette dejaa..

Maine usase cigarette lee.. Bhenchod kitane din se chain se cigarette bhi na pee hai..

Main-Bhag jaa.. Bye..

Main cigarette peene mein busy tha ki goliyon ki sound mere bilkul close se aai maano koi gate k just sattke goli chala raha tha or ye apni guns naa thi .. Maine cigarette munh mein Lee or turant niche late gaya or niche gate k holes mein se dekha toh 2 bandey they jo idhar se firing kar rahe they.. Maine turant deagle nikaali or badi he muskil se ek hole mein daali and aim kiya or goli chalaadi lekin goli lagi nahi kissiko just bacha hoga saamne waala, toh maine ek k baad ek 5 bullets fire ki and then hole mein se dekha toh ek banda toh maara he gaya tha or dusare ko goli lagi thi lekin woh jinda tha niche padda padda reng raha tha gate se durr woh maine aaram se aim kiya abki baar and goli chalaadi jo uske pith mein lagi then again goli ye bhi lagi or uska rengna bandh hogaya..

Main-Kahaan jaaega maadarchod..

Main khadda hua cigarette kaa last kash maara and faink di..

Main-(Bt) Kholdo be gate..

Anjali-Jiya tumlog kholo gate..

Jiya-Copy..

Finally gate khola Jiya ne uske sath Jack Pooja or Priyanka they...

Jiya-Inko kisne maara??

Main-Yours truly..

Jiya - How?? What the fuck?? Gate k aar paar goli maardi kya..

Main - Naa.. Niche se..

Pooja-Matlab action se durr rakh nahi shakta aapko koi.. What the fuck..

Jack-Jagah dekho niche kitani hai, isme 2 bandey maardiye.. Kaise??

Main-Yep.. Kya situation hai..

Jiya-Lawn clear hai aage farmhouse ki windows se firing horahi hai andar jaane kaa ek he gate hai uspe wohlog nishaana lagaake baithtey hain..

Main-Fuck.. Chalo aage...

Humlog saamne aaye toh jaisa Chang ne bataya farmhouse single floor ka he tha ek he entry gate tha uske alawa kuch rooms ki windows bahaar ki side thi jisme se 3-4 bandey firing kar rahe they.. Humlog sab close aaye and cover leke baith gaye.. Andar jaana impossible tha, i mean jaa shaktey they but goli humein bhi lagti itana risk lena tha nahi..

Main - (Chilaake) Arrey oh bhosdwaale Rana kahaan chipp gaya maadarchod.. Bol na bhosdk..

"Chippe nahi hain hum tere saamne hain aaja andar"

Main-Teri maa ki chut tu hai kon be.. Rana toh nahi hai tu.. Oh.. Mandeep.. Bhenchod tu bhonk raha hai iska matlab woh maadarchod Rana nahi hai idhar.. Bhosdk time waste karwadiya tune mera bawligand..

"Rana kabhi nahi milega tujhe"

Main-Hehehe.. Mere sab dushman ko yahi lagta hai marrne se pehle maadarchod..

"Pehle mujhse toh nipat"

Main-Nipat lunga tujhse toh tu rukk..

Anjali-(Bt) Boss.. We kind of trapped here.. Andar nahi jaa shaktey..

Main - 1% bhi nahi.. Aise toh nahi atleast.. Chalo thoda faill jaao, ye khidki waalon ko target karo pehle then andar dikhe kuch..

Humlog fail gaye farmhouse k chaaron taraf lekin kuch baat bani nahi humne sab angles try kiye lekin bhenchod andar kuch kar nahi paaye.

Main - Rotate kartey raho khidkiyon mein kuch toh milega he..

Ab kareeb 25 minutes humlog uss farmhouse k chaaron taraf chakkar lagaatey rahe andar goliyan bhi chalaai humne lekin kissi ka Kuch kar nahi paaye andar waale bandey smart they.. Ghar se phone aaya toh unhe update kiya ki sab sahi jaa raha hai.. Kareeb 40 minutes ghumne k baad mera patience khatam horaha tha..

Main-Guys.. Bahaar se kuch nahi millega, andar jaana he padega..

Anjali-Boss andar jaana matlab suicide hai..

Main-1000%. But humlog aise he andar nahi jaane waale, humlog Flashbangs(Stun Grenades) ka use karenge andar itane stuns faink denge ki saale andhe hojaaenge fir andar ghusske ek ek ko thok denge..

Jiya-Oh hell yeah..

Main-Ajay jaa haweli office se Stuns uthaalaa 4-5..

Ajay-Abhi gaya bhai..

Jiya-Haweli pe 4-5 stuns nahi hain boss..1 bacha hai haweli pe. Station Armory se he mangwaane padenge..

Main-Fuckk..Station jaane mein toh traffic khaa jaaega yaar..

Anjali-Yeah.. But orr option kya hai..

Main-True.. Jaa Ajay.. Jaldi se..

Ajay turant nikala Station jaane k liye puri city ko cheerke jaana padega yaani traffic gand maar dega abhi jabki haweli ka yahaan se short cut tha but ab wait karne k alawa dusara koi option tha nahi..

Main lawn mein lagi ek chair pe baith gaya and baaki sablog ne apni positions leke rakhi.. Main baithke whatsapp status dekhne laga babhi status laga rahi thi ekdum live, so Ring ceremony kabki hochuki thi or abhi dance chal raha tha abhi toh ladies and kuch gents ka dance chal raha tha inshort bina peene waalon ka dance chal raha tha..

Anjali-Boss ye bula raha hai..

Main - Acha..

Main uthke waapis aaya gate k pass.

Main-Kya be bawligand..

Mandeep - Rana.. Hahaahha.. Rana nikal gaya... Ahahahah..

Main - Nikal gaya?? Kahaan??

Mandeep - Yahaan se bahot durr.. Maine bata diya usko phone karke tu yahaan hai or hum sab jinda nahi bachne waale toh woh nikal gaya.. Ahahaha.. Ab firse full taiyaari karke aaega.. Kabtak bachega..

Main-Bhaag woh gaya, or bachunga main?? Bhosdk mera kya he ukhaad leta woh..

Mandeep-Dekhta jaa.. Kutte ki moutt maarega woh tujhe..

Main-Acha?? Maadarchod tu teri dekh naa.. Tera kya hoga?? Kutte ki moutt toh tu marega bawligand.. Rana bhaag Gaya toh kya hua abhi tujhe thokunga gharjaake aaram se sounga kal shaadi enjoy karunga and parson uss maadarchod ko dhundke thokdunga caahe woh duniya k konse bhi kone mein chippa ho.. Bhenchod mujhse chippke jaaega kahaan?? Bhosdk mujhse koi nahi bacha shakta usse.. I will kill him.. That is a fact..

Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-214(Riya-1)
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Mandeep-Mujhe toh marrna he tha lekin mere maalik ko ek moka dilwa diya maine.. Aaja maarle beshak humaari toh goliyan bhi khatam hone waali hain..

Main- Rukk jaa maar bhi dunga bhosdk main soch raha tha tujhe mere friends k hawaale karke chala jaaun lekin naa naa abtoh tujhe apne hathon se maarunga woh bhi kutte ki moutt.. Samjha maadarchod..

Ye sunke woh hansa or fir chup hogaya or main waapis lawn waali chair pe aake babhi k live status updates dekhne laga.. Or main dekh he raha tha ki babhi ne video call ki mujhe... DJ chal raha tha wahaan but babhi thodi durr thi usase toh unki sound clear thi..

Babhi - Baithke status dekh raha aa kyun nahi jaata..

Main-Woh dekho andar 4-5 major log bache hain unko nikaalne ka jugaad karwa raha hun ussi ka wait hai..

Babhi - Okkk.. Status kya dekh raha hai live dikha deti hun tujhe..

Babhi ne back camera on kiya and mujhe dikhaane lagi pura program.. Babhi ko bahot shokk hai photos and videos click karne kaa she loves it alot.. So dance chal raha tha idhar kuch tables par peg seg bhi chal rahe they kuch uncle log k or unko dekh pata nahi mera mood kaise badla jahan takk mera abtak chaaye peene kaa mann bhi nahi tha ab mujhe daru peeni thi.. As they say "Once a Nashedi Always A Nashedi" mujhe gajab tallab lagi..

Main-Babhi karta hun call main..

Call disconnected..

Maine Rohit ko video call ki.. Usne pick ki toh wohlog gadi mein baithe pee rahe they obviously andar toh pee shaktey nahi they woh.. Rohit Sam Ravi or 2 or humaare family friends they.. Rohit ne gaadi kaa music system off kiya..

Rohit - Haan bhai..

Main-Kahaan ho be??

Rohit - Gaon side.. Kya hua aana hai?? Bata kahaan aana hai thok denge maadarchodo ko..

Main-Rukk jaa mere shaktimaan.. Abhi haweli matt jaaana..

Sam-Abhi kahaan haweli jaaenge bhai suru kiya hai abhi toh..

Main-Bhosdk shakal se toh naa lagta abhi suru kiya hai tumne.. Sun main aajaaunga thodi derr mein wahin rehna..

Ravi-Tu kya karega be??

Main-Bawligand tu kya kar raha hai wahaan?? Bhosdk..

Ravi - Tu daru peeyega+? Arrey gajab... Sun tu free hojaae tab bata dena pick karlenge tujhe...

Main-Shabbas.. Ye badhiya hai.. Ok pick karlena main bata dunga location..

Ravj-Ok boss.. Can't wait to see you. Bhosdk ab ki na tune mardo waali baat..

Main-Haao Haao.. Bhosdk.. Achanak mood.. Oye cut kar teri babhi call kar rahi hai bhosdk..

Ravi ne turant call cut ki or maine Riya ka phone uthaya..

Riya-Haanji.. Kahaan gayab hojaa rahe ho yaar tum??

Main-Hehehe.. You know Riya humaara sathmein time spend karna uppar waale ko shayad passand nahi aaraha hai issliye baar baar mujhe gayab kar deraha hai tumhaare samne se..

Riya-Arrey tum time spend karne ko raaji hojaao janaab uppar waale ko toh fir main mana he lungi ..

Riya ki ye baat ne mujhe andar takk hilaa diya, mere chehre par naa caahtey hue bhi ek muskaan aagayi.. Dil baag baag hogaya bhenchod..

Riya - Haanji?? Sharama gaye kya??

Main-Tumhe phone k aar paar dikh raha hai kya??

Riya-Heheh.. Kahaan ho?

Main-Thoda important kaam se gaya tha..

Riya - Really?? Shaadi k time bhi??

Main-Yeah kaam bahot jyaada important tha..

Riya- So yahaan tumhaare family mein sab bolrahe they ki AP kitana badhiya dancer hua karta tha, party ki jaan hua karta tha AP etcetera or ab dekho gayab rehta hai.. Even Nicki Mam said ki you were an outstanding dancer..

Main-Trueee thattt.. I loved dancing.. Bachpan se.. But ab nahi hota..

Riya-Kyun Sharam aati hai?? Aaegi he ab tum woh AP thodi rahe ho ab tum badi hasti ban gaye ho..

Main-Arrey tum sath naachne k liye bolo janaab sharam ko toh fir main mana lunga..

Ye sunke Riya khil khilaa k hans paddi..

Riya-Toh tumhe kya lagta hai maine phone kyu kiya hai?? Issiliye toh kiya hai.. Mujhe laga tha tum mere sath dance karoge..

Main-Really??

Riya-Ofcourse yess.. Tumhe toh pata hai dance karna mujhe bhi kitana passand hai..

Main-Then tum abhi ghar matt jaana, main aata hun thodi derr mein i promise you humlog dance karenge. Main ghar drop kardunga..

Riya - Ohh ye hui naa baat.. But yaad rakhna promise kiya hai tumne...

Main-Yep pakka promise . Bus tum wait karna, kahin chali jaao..

Riya - Then main bhi promise karti hun ki tumhaare aane k baad he jaaungi..

Main-Deal...

Tabhi Ajay bhi aagaya wahaan..

Main-Ok Riya wait for me I'm coming soon..

Riya-I'm waiting..

Call disconnected..

Main-Kya re Ajay babu 1.5 ghantey mein koi sehar jaake aata hai kya..

Ajay-Lag gaya bhai woh toh laal batti waali gaadi thi warna subah takk waapisi hoti..

Main-Hehehe. Maal laaya..

Ajay-Yep...

Main-Shabbas.. Lets go...

Anjali-Finally.. Bore hogaye they bc...

Main-Ok Guys ssshhhhh.. Harkat matt karo shakk hojaaega andar.. here is the plan.. 5 stuns hain 3 stuns khidkiyon se andar daalne hain and baaki 2 gate se.. Ek Sath daalne hain stuns or stuns k theek 3 seconds baad humlog andar push karenge sablog nahi bus main Anjali Ami or Ajay andar jaaenge woh bhi challke nahi literally kuddtey hue darwaaje se kyunki wohlog andha dhund firing karenge gate pe, literally, toh humein dhyaan rakhna hai..

Anjali-got you boss..

Humne apni apni positions lee Anjali ne count kiya and 5on stuns gaye ek sath andar, obviously wohlog expect kar rahe they ki kuch toh kar he rahe hain humlog bahaar but unke pass isase bachne ka koi option tha nahi kyunki literally harr jagah se stuns gaye they andar..

Main-Go. G. Ooo.. Gooo.. Right mere..

Ye bolke hum 4 andar kuddtey hue enter hue and as expected wohlog goli chala rahe they but idhar nahi. Humne andar jaatey he ek ek ko target kiya 5 bandey they kissi ko moka he nahi diya bhenchod right mein 2 they pehla toh bhenchod niche girr gaya tha usko Ami ne maara and dusara jo firing kar raha tha jameen pe uski khopdi maine kholi. Left side Anjali and baaki ne handle karlee thi or uss side teeno ko maardiya tha.. Or ye hua game over Mandeep kaa..

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