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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

AP 316

"You are playing to win; I am playing Gaawd ."
Divine
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Update-207(Mr Showoff)



Main gate k saamne khadda tha media mere piche tha and aage bheed thi logon ki.. Babhi ishara kar rahi thi ki uttarke aaja lekin maine naa mein Mundi hilaai or saara samaan uthaake side karne ka ishara kiya.. Ab ye dekh Rishi guards k cover mein mere pass aaya or seesha niche karwaya or mujhe galle milla..

Rish-Missed you so so so much..

Main-Same..

Rishi - Abe kitana samaan hai, uttarke aaja..

Main-I can't walk a feet tu meters ki baat kar raha haibe.. I'm fucked..

Rishi - Uthaake le chalun??

Main-Bhosdk media k saamne kamjorr dikhunga beijati karwaega gandu..

Rishi - Ye bhi hai.. Gandu piche k gate se aana tha naa toh.. Aage andar bhi guests he guests hain chairs, tables wagairaah..

Main-Fuck that bhosdk ye entry dekh back gate se ye naa milti..

Rishi - Ab??

Main-Ab kya bhosdk samaan hatwa..

Rishi - Fuck.. Itana samaan haibe..

Main-I don't give a fuck bitch..

Rishi - Ok ok.. Teri legendary entry ki gand nahi maarunga samaan hatwata rukk 5 minutes..

Rishi badi muskill se bhai wagairaah k pass pohancha or usne sabko bataya i guess ki meri tabiyat kharaab hai then bhabhi ne mujhe baitha rehne ka ishara kiya or guards lage samaan hataane mein.. Dekha bhenchod hawa hai tumhaare bhai ki..
Hawa nahi hai bhosdk terri gand fatti hai warna tu toh kudd kudd k paidal jaata..

Ab 5-7 minutes k baad samaan hatta saamne se tabtak guards ne gaadi ko gherrke rakha kissi ko close takk naa aane diya and ab maine gaadi start ki and aage badha, media waale kal bc bhaari gaali dene waale hain. "Egoistic AP" "Power k nashe mein Choor AP" "Power Hungry AP" maja aajaaega.Abeer aake gaadi mein baitha..


Abeer-Bhosdk.. Showoff king..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk legendary entry na thi kya? Bollywood 2000's movies type..

Abeer - Entry toh badhiya thi, lekin bhosdk itani derr kaam rukkwa diya tune..

Main-Fuck kaam.. I am important..

Khair maine gaadi andar lee toh ab aage guests wagairaah bhi they chairs wagairaah lagi thi jagah jagah jo Vinny aage aage hataata chal raha tha sabko utha raha tha chairs se, guest's wagairaah sab bc ghurr ghurr k dekh rahe they, aunty log k cehre toh aise they maano keh rahi hon "Aagaya Sahaabjaada".. Bc jealous people..

Abeer-Teri setting k uppar naa cadha diyo be..

Maine saamne dekha toh Riya uska bapu Raju, Arushi uski mom Ashish, Ajit or Raju ka bhai wagairaah baithtey they Vinny unko uthaane gaya he tha ki maine horn baja diya.. Vinny bhagke waapis aaya.

Abeer -Bhosdk babhi ko uthaaega..

Vinny - Last moment pe dhyan gaya bhai..

Maine unke table k side se lee gaadi and iss bich Riya se ek second k liye eye contact bhi hua mera bhenchod, swarg se uttri koi Pari lag rahi thi woh.. Literally, ek second mein main usko smile bhi degaya or usko nihar bhi gaya.. She was looking cute AF.. Maine gaadi ekdum gate k uppar rouki literally on the dot..

Abeer-Bhosdk andar bhi lejaa..

Main-Jaati toh lejaata ye stairs hatwa..

Abeer-Fucking bitch.. Uttar ab..Girr wirr matt jaana bawligand log nashedi bolenge warna..

Main-Yahi thought aai thi bahaar mere mann mein..

Main gaadi se uttara or andar aane takk aise chala maano mujhe kuch huwa he nahi tha or andar aatey he sofa pe baith gaya andar kuch relatives bhi they humaare so main sabko collectively namaste bolke turant utha or seedha Abeer k room mein aake baitha kyunki uppar mere room mein jaane ki himmat na thi meri mere piche piche babhi aai andar or aatey he mujhse galle milli..

Babhi-I knew it ki tu jarur aayega. I knew it.. Lekin tune bola tha tujhe kuch nahi hua hai toh ye sab..

Main-Ye toh bukhar hogaya babhi sbardi mein nadi mein kudd gaya tha..

Babhi - Kyun? Pagal hai tu?

Main - Naa pucho toh better hai..

Babhi-Tu or tere secrets.. Ab baitha kya hai jaldi se ready hoja 1 ghantey mein Ring ceremony hai..

Main-Main ready he hun.. I am too lazy to change my cloths.

Babhi-No way in hell tu inn kapdon mein bahaar jaane waala hai change your damn clothes..Now..

Main-Uppar jaane ki himmat na hai meri babhi..

Babhi-Rishi laa dega isko bata dey kya caahiye tujhe.. Get ready quick..

Main-Ok.. Ok..

Babhi-Rishi isko leke aa bahaar, main bahaar dekhti hun tabtak..

Ye bolke babhi bahaar chali gayi Abeer bhi gaya or fir aaye Rohit Ami Sam Ravi or Mangal. Wohlog aatey he mere galle se lag gaye..

Main-Kya re bhosdk kya bakchodi kar raha tha tu.. Shaadi nahi karega ye nahi karega bawligand..

Mangal - Tu nahi aata toh nahi karta..

Main-Teri gand naa tod deta main Bhosdike..

Ravi-Bhosdk kitana miss kiya maalum tujhe pichle 3 din se lagatar daru pee rahe hain subah se raat takk..

Main-Haao aarahi hai smell yahaan takk..

Ravi-Sachi??

Sam-Bhosdk.. Bola tha na mouthfreshner khaale..

Main-Babhi peeladegi bhosdk fans toh gaya toh..

Sam-Jaldi ready hoja fir join karna..

Main-Main daru nahi peene waala..

Sam-Kyun bc?

Main-Tabiyat kharaab hai..

Sam-Toh kya gand marwane aaya hai bhosdk.. Jaa waapis..

Ravi - Bada aaya nahi peene waala gand naa tod dunga..

Rishi - Bakchodi baadmein karlena konse kapde caahiye tere jaldi bata ye le aaenge..

Ravi-Chutiya shakal pe kuch bhi pehan le..

Main-Bhosdk tune kya pehna hai ye dekh??

Ravi - Doobara bol toh bawligand?? Bol.. Bhosdk 3.5 lakh ki jacket hai 1.25 lakh ki shirt and 1.5 lakh ki jeans almost 1 lakh k ye shades hain and 3.25 lakh k shoes. Bitch what you saying??

Main-Bhosdk baat paison ki nahi baat class ki hai..

Ravi-Baat paison ki he hai.. 11 lakh mein ready hua hun bhosdk, baat paison ki he hogi..

Rohit - True that..

Rishi - Baat sahi hai.. Ravi Mangal yahaan aagaya hai jaa distribution karwade bahaar. Sam tu bhi chal.

Main-Acha fir toh bhosdk rukk.. Tu chal main ready hoke aata hun..

Ravi-Yeah right bitch.. Lets go..

Rishi - Rohit isko ready karke leke aa..

Main-Oh don't worry about me... Teri gand na faad di toh kehna..

Rohit ko mere pass chhodke wohlog nikale wahaan se..
Main-Bhenchod yelog 3 peg maarke ye bhull jaatey hain main hun kon.. I started the fucking show off in this family.. Maine suruwaat ki thi brand ki. I started this shit..

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AP 316

"You are playing to win; I am playing Gaawd ."
Divine
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Update-208(The Entity )

Main-Ye bhull gaye bc kon fashion icon hai yahaan ka.

Rohit - Lol.. Tere shoes pehan le.. Jordan, Dior waale.

Main-Wahi toh bhosdk agar baat paise ki he hai toh 23 Lakh k toh mere juttey hain uske kapdon k double..

Rohit - Lol..

Main-Sun meri almirah k left side ek pura portion hai Dior ka wahaan ek pura set hoga Dior ka Shirt jeans and ek black puffer jacket same dior ki..

Rohit - Ok.. Shoes??

Main-Shoes bhai k room mein milenge babhi se keys puchke le aana.. Bc woh shoes mere room mein rakhunga toh ye chutiye chhodenge thodi..

Rohit - True..

Main-Geyser chala jaana bc naha he lunga.. Underwear bhi honge almirah mein naya waala tag wag todke le aana..

Main badi muskill se bed se utha and bathroom mein jaake shower mein khadda hua or bhai sahaab meri saari lazyness khinch lee thi garam paani ne, bhosdk pehle kyun nahi nahaaya main.. Aadhi bimari durr hogayi thi meri.. Main bc 10 minutes takk shower mein he raha Rohit kapde rakh gaya tha bahaar, aatma tript hogayi thi bc.. Kuch seconds k liye toh saare dukh dard durr hogaye they..

Bahaar aake maine kapde dekhe, Yess.. Bhenchod mujhe challenge.. Bawligand..

Maine kapde pehne itani derr mein meri nayi milli energy khatam hogayi thi bus garam paani ne yahin takk sath diya tha maine kapde pehne he they ki mera phone baja jo Riya ka tha.. Maine jhat se uthaya..

Riya-Kya hua Mr Gentlemen bahaar nahi aana??

Main-Aana haina, but gentleman ban jaaun pehle, tumhaare level ka nahi ready ho shakta but fir bhi try toh karna padega na..

Riya-Oho ho.. Tum AP ho tumhe ready hone ki jarurat nahi padti, your personality is worth millions ..

Main-Really??

Riya-Yeah yeah.. Abhi dekha maine, papa ne bataya mujhe ki yahan businessmans, Politicians, Actors, Actresses etcetera sab apne attitude mein khaddey they, jaise he tumhari entry hui sablog humble hogaye they.. Hehehe..

Main-Lol.. Still ready hoke toh aaun tumhare pass khadda hone layak toh rahun..

Riya-Mere pass khadda hone k liye tumhe ready hone ki jarurat nahi hai tum jaise bhi bahaar aajao mere sath khaddey ho shaktey ho..

Main - Hehe.. Glad to hear that.. Aata hun 5 minutes mein..

Riya-Ok.. See yaa..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod, kitana he taiyaar hole bahaar dekhi thi na Riya kya lag rahi thi?? Bhosdk apsara hai woh, she was looking outstanding, tera dior feeka hai uske saamne bhosdk..

Baat toh teri bhi sahi hai lekin best looking male ka award toh le he lunga party mein Right??

Main khudko mirror mein dekhtey hue kaha..

Lawde ready hoja babhi munh fod dengi warna..

Main juttey pehan he raha tha ki mera phone firse baja, private number tha toh uthaya Maine, samne se Randy ki awaaj aai.

Randy-Yo boss, Jessica wagairaah toh they nahi but Flippy ko letter likh diya tha master Boe ko updates dedi thi.. All clear..

Main-Kissi ne kuch issue toh nahi banaya..

Randy - Issue..?? Boss kissi ko ghanta farak nahi padda kissi ko matlab nahi tha sabki fatti paddi hai..

Main - Fatti paddi hai?? Kyun? Kya hua??

Randy - Kya hua?? Chang sath haina usko bataya toh tha maine thodi derr pehle ..

Main-Naa Chang nahi hai.. Kya hua bata bc.. Aisa kya he hogaya ki sabki fatti paddi hai..

Randy-130 Log marr chuke hain boss pichle 20-22 ghanto mein and still counting. . Or aise waise 130 log nahi VVIP log Businessmen, managers, clan leaders cartel leaders and coleaders, Station incharge, alag alag Syndicates k Country head, Drug Suppliers, dealers, Arms dealers, middleman etcetera.. Sablog important bahot jyaada important.. 130 Boss, aisa kabhi nahi hua tha.. Asian underworld hillgaya hai hill kya gaya hai bikhar gaya hai logon ko samjh nahi aaraha ho kya raha hai woh uske Uppar blame kar raha hai woh uske Uppar kaafi Clan and cartels k bich toh gangwars chaalu hochuke hain saikdon log unmein marr chuke hain. Asian underworld ki meeting chal rahi hai Beijing mein sablog wahin gaye hain.. Or meeting chal rahi hai or still live log marr he rahe hain.. Log underground hogaye hain, bade bade businessmans jo humein orders detey they wohlog protections k liye humaare saamne hath failake bheekh maang rahe hain..

Main-Bhenchod.. Aisa kya hogaya?? Kon kar raha hai ye, koi idea??

Randy - No idea.. Master Boe ne bataya ki saare k saare murders itane professionally kiye gaye hain ki 1 pe bhi koi evidence nahi milla hai literally 1 pe bhi nahi.. Soch rahe ho kitana crazy hai ye?? Asia k alag alag Hisson k log marr rahe hain or 1 bhi crime scene pe koi evidence nahi hai.. Lekin still sabki ungali ek he jagah pe atki hai "The Entity"..

Main-Lund mera.. Abe ye toh kuch tha he nahi.. Prove hogaya tha bhosdk ki Entity bus ek afwaah hai jiska ekmaatar makshat tha underworld mein afra tafri faila dena or wahi hua tha tab bhi.. "Entity" kuch hai he nahi maine prove kiya tha bc..

Randy - Boss kuch bhi bol, Entity kuch toh hai otherwise Asia ka 90% underworld uspe ungali nahi utha raha hota.. Gand marri paddi hai system ki bhai.. Logon ko samjh naa aaraha kya karna hai kya nahi.. Itana khouff hogaya hai iss incident ka, or bc rukk nahi raha ye sab abhi bhi.. Like abtoh sablog alert hogaye hain still horaha hai ye sab still Log marr rahe hain, or koi kuch pata nahi kar paaraha.. Mujhe toh lagta hai bhenchod ye "Entity" koi supernatural power hai..

Main-Here we go, tu or tere bhoot prett ki kahaniya, bhosdk shut up..

Randy - Ok nahi maan raha?? Chal koi ek team, syndicate, clan ya Cartel ka naam bata dey jo ye kar shakta hai...

Main-Ok..hmmm..

Randy-Exactly koi nahi.. Possible he nahi haibe.. Log raatko chain se soye they subah unki laash milli hai.. Bhenchod andar se bandh kamro mein laashein mill rahi hain..?? Kaise possible hai ye?? Or 130 + murders?? Or 0 evidence.. How is that even possible.. Aisa thodi hota hai.. Maine tab bhi kaha tha ki "Entity" kuch supernatural hai tab tu or Master Bovice hanse they mere uppar ab hans..

Main-Jaa be chutiye.. Entity kuch bhi nahi hai.. Entity is Nothing..

Randy-Ok lawde.. Matt maan gand fattegi tab maanlena..

Main-Fuck that. Sun kuch bhi hojaae meri himmat naa hai aake investigation karne ki i am too tired for this shit.. Toh masters ko mera naam suggest bhi matt karna bhenchod..

Randy - I know.. Waise bhi kissi ek syndicate ko ye job nahi milne waali kai syndicates ka milaake ek team bananey waali hai.. Wohlog investigate karenge..

Main-Good..

Randy - Lekin still bhai.. This is insane.. Impossible cheejein horahi hain.. Bade bade tees maar khan aise gayab hogaye hain maano kabhi they he nahi, kuch ka toh aise safaya kiya hai ki piche baithke rone waala takk nahi bacha hai koi..

Main-It is crazy.. It is scary actually very scary. And sabse scary part iska kya hai pata hai tujhe?? Ki koi reason bhi nahi hoga unki deaths k piche like ye 130 logon k bich kya he connection hoga nothing, bina baat yelog marr rahe hain that makes it a whole lot scarier. But still main teri Entity waali theory mein belive nahi kar raha, Entity is fake..

Randy - Tu maan yaa naa Maan bhai.. The Entity is back and it wants blood..

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