Update-207(Mr Showoff)
Main gate k saamne khadda tha media mere piche tha and aage bheed thi logon ki.. Babhi ishara kar rahi thi ki uttarke aaja lekin maine naa mein Mundi hilaai or saara samaan uthaake side karne ka ishara kiya.. Ab ye dekh Rishi guards k cover mein mere pass aaya or seesha niche karwaya or mujhe galle milla..
Rish-Missed you so so so much..
Main-Same..
Rishi - Abe kitana samaan hai, uttarke aaja..
Main-I can't walk a feet tu meters ki baat kar raha haibe.. I'm fucked..
Rishi - Uthaake le chalun??
Main-Bhosdk media k saamne kamjorr dikhunga beijati karwaega gandu..
Rishi - Ye bhi hai.. Gandu piche k gate se aana tha naa toh.. Aage andar bhi guests he guests hain chairs, tables wagairaah..
Main-Fuck that bhosdk ye entry dekh back gate se ye naa milti..
Rishi - Ab??
Main-Ab kya bhosdk samaan hatwa..
Rishi - Fuck.. Itana samaan haibe..
Main-I don't give a fuck bitch..
Rishi - Ok ok.. Teri legendary entry ki gand nahi maarunga samaan hatwata rukk 5 minutes..
Rishi badi muskill se bhai wagairaah k pass pohancha or usne sabko bataya i guess ki meri tabiyat kharaab hai then bhabhi ne mujhe baitha rehne ka ishara kiya or guards lage samaan hataane mein.. Dekha bhenchod hawa hai tumhaare bhai ki..
Hawa nahi hai bhosdk terri gand fatti hai warna tu toh kudd kudd k paidal jaata..
Ab 5-7 minutes k baad samaan hatta saamne se tabtak guards ne gaadi ko gherrke rakha kissi ko close takk naa aane diya and ab maine gaadi start ki and aage badha, media waale kal bc bhaari gaali dene waale hain. "Egoistic AP" "Power k nashe mein Choor AP" "Power Hungry AP" maja aajaaega.Abeer aake gaadi mein baitha..
Abeer-Bhosdk.. Showoff king..
Main-Bus kya bhosdk legendary entry na thi kya? Bollywood 2000's movies type..
Abeer - Entry toh badhiya thi, lekin bhosdk itani derr kaam rukkwa diya tune..
Main-Fuck kaam.. I am important..
Khair maine gaadi andar lee toh ab aage guests wagairaah bhi they chairs wagairaah lagi thi jagah jagah jo Vinny aage aage hataata chal raha tha sabko utha raha tha chairs se, guest's wagairaah sab bc ghurr ghurr k dekh rahe they, aunty log k cehre toh aise they maano keh rahi hon "Aagaya Sahaabjaada".. Bc jealous people..
Abeer-Teri setting k uppar naa cadha diyo be..
Maine saamne dekha toh Riya uska bapu Raju, Arushi uski mom Ashish, Ajit or Raju ka bhai wagairaah baithtey they Vinny unko uthaane gaya he tha ki maine horn baja diya.. Vinny bhagke waapis aaya.
Abeer -Bhosdk babhi ko uthaaega..
Vinny - Last moment pe dhyan gaya bhai..
Maine unke table k side se lee gaadi and iss bich Riya se ek second k liye eye contact bhi hua mera bhenchod, swarg se uttri koi Pari lag rahi thi woh.. Literally, ek second mein main usko smile bhi degaya or usko nihar bhi gaya.. She was looking cute AF.. Maine gaadi ekdum gate k uppar rouki literally on the dot..
Abeer-Bhosdk andar bhi lejaa..
Main-Jaati toh lejaata ye stairs hatwa..
Abeer-Fucking bitch.. Uttar ab..Girr wirr matt jaana bawligand log nashedi bolenge warna..
Main-Yahi thought aai thi bahaar mere mann mein..
Main gaadi se uttara or andar aane takk aise chala maano mujhe kuch huwa he nahi tha or andar aatey he sofa pe baith gaya andar kuch relatives bhi they humaare so main sabko collectively namaste bolke turant utha or seedha Abeer k room mein aake baitha kyunki uppar mere room mein jaane ki himmat na thi meri mere piche piche babhi aai andar or aatey he mujhse galle milli..
Babhi-I knew it ki tu jarur aayega. I knew it.. Lekin tune bola tha tujhe kuch nahi hua hai toh ye sab..
Main-Ye toh bukhar hogaya babhi sbardi mein nadi mein kudd gaya tha..
Babhi - Kyun? Pagal hai tu?
Main - Naa pucho toh better hai..
Babhi-Tu or tere secrets.. Ab baitha kya hai jaldi se ready hoja 1 ghantey mein Ring ceremony hai..
Main-Main ready he hun.. I am too lazy to change my cloths.
Babhi-No way in hell tu inn kapdon mein bahaar jaane waala hai change your damn clothes..Now..
Main-Uppar jaane ki himmat na hai meri babhi..
Babhi-Rishi laa dega isko bata dey kya caahiye tujhe.. Get ready quick..
Main-Ok.. Ok..
Babhi-Rishi isko leke aa bahaar, main bahaar dekhti hun tabtak..
Ye bolke babhi bahaar chali gayi Abeer bhi gaya or fir aaye Rohit Ami Sam Ravi or Mangal. Wohlog aatey he mere galle se lag gaye..
Main-Kya re bhosdk kya bakchodi kar raha tha tu.. Shaadi nahi karega ye nahi karega bawligand..
Mangal - Tu nahi aata toh nahi karta..
Main-Teri gand naa tod deta main Bhosdike..
Ravi-Bhosdk kitana miss kiya maalum tujhe pichle 3 din se lagatar daru pee rahe hain subah se raat takk..
Main-Haao aarahi hai smell yahaan takk..
Ravi-Sachi??
Sam-Bhosdk.. Bola tha na mouthfreshner khaale..
Main-Babhi peeladegi bhosdk fans toh gaya toh..
Sam-Jaldi ready hoja fir join karna..
Main-Main daru nahi peene waala..
Sam-Kyun bc?
Main-Tabiyat kharaab hai..
Sam-Toh kya gand marwane aaya hai bhosdk.. Jaa waapis..
Ravi - Bada aaya nahi peene waala gand naa tod dunga..
Rishi - Bakchodi baadmein karlena konse kapde caahiye tere jaldi bata ye le aaenge..
Ravi-Chutiya shakal pe kuch bhi pehan le..
Main-Bhosdk tune kya pehna hai ye dekh??
Ravi - Doobara bol toh bawligand?? Bol.. Bhosdk 3.5 lakh ki jacket hai 1.25 lakh ki shirt and 1.5 lakh ki jeans almost 1 lakh k ye shades hain and 3.25 lakh k shoes. Bitch what you saying??
Main-Bhosdk baat paison ki nahi baat class ki hai..
Ravi-Baat paison ki he hai.. 11 lakh mein ready hua hun bhosdk, baat paison ki he hogi..
Rohit - True that..
Rishi - Baat sahi hai.. Ravi Mangal yahaan aagaya hai jaa distribution karwade bahaar. Sam tu bhi chal.
Main-Acha fir toh bhosdk rukk.. Tu chal main ready hoke aata hun..
Ravi-Yeah right bitch.. Lets go..
Rishi - Rohit isko ready karke leke aa..
Main-Oh don't worry about me... Teri gand na faad di toh kehna..
Rohit ko mere pass chhodke wohlog nikale wahaan se..
Main-Bhenchod yelog 3 peg maarke ye bhull jaatey hain main hun kon.. I started the fucking show off in this family.. Maine suruwaat ki thi brand ki. I started this shit..
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