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[AP 316]

Update-213(Mandeep)​

Humne Rana k farmhouse ko chaaron taraf se gherr liya tha. Main bahaar he rukkne waala tha as deewar kuddne ki himmat nahi thi meri.. Anjali wagairaah udhar se deewar cross karke andar kuddey and suru hui firing.. Hell yeah..

Anjali(Bt) - Easy guys. Back side waalon ko jane do bhaag nahi shaktey wohlog Rajat Ajay hain udhar.. Trees ka cover lo if needed.. Push..

Main bahaar khadda tha aaram se toh ek aadmi nikala galli mein hath mein cigarette liye ekdum maano film dekhne aaya ho maadarchod...

Main - Bhosdk bhaag ja goli lag gayi toh ye saari hawa nikal jaani hai...

"A.a.a.aa.AP bhai "

Main-Yeah.. Bhag ab.. Sun.. Rukk.. Laa cigarette dejaa..

Maine usase cigarette lee.. Bhenchod kitane din se chain se cigarette bhi na pee hai..

Main-Bhag jaa.. Bye..

Main cigarette peene mein busy tha ki goliyon ki sound mere bilkul close se aai maano koi gate k just sattke goli chala raha tha or ye apni guns naa thi .. Maine cigarette munh mein Lee or turant niche late gaya or niche gate k holes mein se dekha toh 2 bandey they jo idhar se firing kar rahe they.. Maine turant deagle nikaali or badi he muskil se ek hole mein daali and aim kiya or goli chalaadi lekin goli lagi nahi kissiko just bacha hoga saamne waala, toh maine ek k baad ek 5 bullets fire ki and then hole mein se dekha toh ek banda toh maara he gaya tha or dusare ko goli lagi thi lekin woh jinda tha niche padda padda reng raha tha gate se durr woh maine aaram se aim kiya abki baar and goli chalaadi jo uske pith mein lagi then again goli ye bhi lagi or uska rengna bandh hogaya..

Main-Kahaan jaaega maadarchod..

Main khadda hua cigarette kaa last kash maara and faink di..

Main-(Bt) Kholdo be gate..

Anjali-Jiya tumlog kholo gate..

Jiya-Copy..

Finally gate khola Jiya ne uske sath Jack Pooja or Priyanka they...

Jiya-Inko kisne maara??

Main-Yours truly..

Jiya - How?? What the fuck?? Gate k aar paar goli maardi kya..

Main - Naa.. Niche se..

Pooja-Matlab action se durr rakh nahi shakta aapko koi.. What the fuck..

Jack-Jagah dekho niche kitani hai, isme 2 bandey maardiye.. Kaise??

Main-Yep.. Kya situation hai..

Jiya-Lawn clear hai aage farmhouse ki windows se firing horahi hai andar jaane kaa ek he gate hai uspe wohlog nishaana lagaake baithtey hain..

Main-Fuck.. Chalo aage...

Humlog saamne aaye toh jaisa Chang ne bataya farmhouse single floor ka he tha ek he entry gate tha uske alawa kuch rooms ki windows bahaar ki side thi jisme se 3-4 bandey firing kar rahe they.. Humlog sab close aaye and cover leke baith gaye.. Andar jaana impossible tha, i mean jaa shaktey they but goli humein bhi lagti itana risk lena tha nahi..

Main - (Chilaake) Arrey oh bhosdwaale Rana kahaan chipp gaya maadarchod.. Bol na bhosdk..

"Chippe nahi hain hum tere saamne hain aaja andar"

Main-Teri maa ki chut tu hai kon be.. Rana toh nahi hai tu.. Oh.. Mandeep.. Bhenchod tu bhonk raha hai iska matlab woh maadarchod Rana nahi hai idhar.. Bhosdk time waste karwadiya tune mera bawligand..

"Rana kabhi nahi milega tujhe"

Main-Hehehe.. Mere sab dushman ko yahi lagta hai marrne se pehle maadarchod..

"Pehle mujhse toh nipat"

Main-Nipat lunga tujhse toh tu rukk..

Anjali-(Bt) Boss.. We kind of trapped here.. Andar nahi jaa shaktey..

Main - 1% bhi nahi.. Aise toh nahi atleast.. Chalo thoda faill jaao, ye khidki waalon ko target karo pehle then andar dikhe kuch..

Humlog fail gaye farmhouse k chaaron taraf lekin kuch baat bani nahi humne sab angles try kiye lekin bhenchod andar kuch kar nahi paaye.

Main - Rotate kartey raho khidkiyon mein kuch toh milega he..

Ab kareeb 25 minutes humlog uss farmhouse k chaaron taraf chakkar lagaatey rahe andar goliyan bhi chalaai humne lekin kissi ka Kuch kar nahi paaye andar waale bandey smart they.. Ghar se phone aaya toh unhe update kiya ki sab sahi jaa raha hai.. Kareeb 40 minutes ghumne k baad mera patience khatam horaha tha..

Main-Guys.. Bahaar se kuch nahi millega, andar jaana he padega..

Anjali-Boss andar jaana matlab suicide hai..

Main-1000%. But humlog aise he andar nahi jaane waale, humlog Flashbangs(Stun Grenades) ka use karenge andar itane stuns faink denge ki saale andhe hojaaenge fir andar ghusske ek ek ko thok denge..

Jiya-Oh hell yeah..

Main-Ajay jaa haweli office se Stuns uthaalaa 4-5..

Ajay-Abhi gaya bhai..

Jiya-Haweli pe 4-5 stuns nahi hain boss..1 bacha hai haweli pe. Station Armory se he mangwaane padenge..

Main-Fuckk..Station jaane mein toh traffic khaa jaaega yaar..

Anjali-Yeah.. But orr option kya hai..

Main-True.. Jaa Ajay.. Jaldi se..

Ajay turant nikala Station jaane k liye puri city ko cheerke jaana padega yaani traffic gand maar dega abhi jabki haweli ka yahaan se short cut tha but ab wait karne k alawa dusara koi option tha nahi..

Main lawn mein lagi ek chair pe baith gaya and baaki sablog ne apni positions leke rakhi.. Main baithke whatsapp status dekhne laga babhi status laga rahi thi ekdum live, so Ring ceremony kabki hochuki thi or abhi dance chal raha tha abhi toh ladies and kuch gents ka dance chal raha tha inshort bina peene waalon ka dance chal raha tha..

Anjali-Boss ye bula raha hai..

Main - Acha..

Main uthke waapis aaya gate k pass.

Main-Kya be bawligand..

Mandeep - Rana.. Hahaahha.. Rana nikal gaya... Ahahahah..

Main - Nikal gaya?? Kahaan??

Mandeep - Yahaan se bahot durr.. Maine bata diya usko phone karke tu yahaan hai or hum sab jinda nahi bachne waale toh woh nikal gaya.. Ahahaha.. Ab firse full taiyaari karke aaega.. Kabtak bachega..

Main-Bhaag woh gaya, or bachunga main?? Bhosdk mera kya he ukhaad leta woh..

Mandeep-Dekhta jaa.. Kutte ki moutt maarega woh tujhe..

Main-Acha?? Maadarchod tu teri dekh naa.. Tera kya hoga?? Kutte ki moutt toh tu marega bawligand.. Rana bhaag Gaya toh kya hua abhi tujhe thokunga gharjaake aaram se sounga kal shaadi enjoy karunga and parson uss maadarchod ko dhundke thokdunga caahe woh duniya k konse bhi kone mein chippa ho.. Bhenchod mujhse chippke jaaega kahaan?? Bhosdk mujhse koi nahi bacha shakta usse.. I will kill him.. That is a fact..

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Update-214(Riya-1)
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Mandeep-Mujhe toh marrna he tha lekin mere maalik ko ek moka dilwa diya maine.. Aaja maarle beshak humaari toh goliyan bhi khatam hone waali hain..

Main- Rukk jaa maar bhi dunga bhosdk main soch raha tha tujhe mere friends k hawaale karke chala jaaun lekin naa naa abtoh tujhe apne hathon se maarunga woh bhi kutte ki moutt.. Samjha maadarchod..

Ye sunke woh hansa or fir chup hogaya or main waapis lawn waali chair pe aake babhi k live status updates dekhne laga.. Or main dekh he raha tha ki babhi ne video call ki mujhe... DJ chal raha tha wahaan but babhi thodi durr thi usase toh unki sound clear thi..

Babhi - Baithke status dekh raha aa kyun nahi jaata..

Main-Woh dekho andar 4-5 major log bache hain unko nikaalne ka jugaad karwa raha hun ussi ka wait hai..

Babhi - Okkk.. Status kya dekh raha hai live dikha deti hun tujhe..

Babhi ne back camera on kiya and mujhe dikhaane lagi pura program.. Babhi ko bahot shokk hai photos and videos click karne kaa she loves it alot.. So dance chal raha tha idhar kuch tables par peg seg bhi chal rahe they kuch uncle log k or unko dekh pata nahi mera mood kaise badla jahan takk mera abtak chaaye peene kaa mann bhi nahi tha ab mujhe daru peeni thi.. As they say "Once a Nashedi Always A Nashedi" mujhe gajab tallab lagi..

Main-Babhi karta hun call main..

Call disconnected..

Maine Rohit ko video call ki.. Usne pick ki toh wohlog gadi mein baithe pee rahe they obviously andar toh pee shaktey nahi they woh.. Rohit Sam Ravi or 2 or humaare family friends they.. Rohit ne gaadi kaa music system off kiya..

Rohit - Haan bhai..

Main-Kahaan ho be??

Rohit - Gaon side.. Kya hua aana hai?? Bata kahaan aana hai thok denge maadarchodo ko..

Main-Rukk jaa mere shaktimaan.. Abhi haweli matt jaaana..

Sam-Abhi kahaan haweli jaaenge bhai suru kiya hai abhi toh..

Main-Bhosdk shakal se toh naa lagta abhi suru kiya hai tumne.. Sun main aajaaunga thodi derr mein wahin rehna..

Ravi-Tu kya karega be??

Main-Bawligand tu kya kar raha hai wahaan?? Bhosdk..

Ravi - Tu daru peeyega+? Arrey gajab... Sun tu free hojaae tab bata dena pick karlenge tujhe...

Main-Shabbas.. Ye badhiya hai.. Ok pick karlena main bata dunga location..

Ravj-Ok boss.. Can't wait to see you. Bhosdk ab ki na tune mardo waali baat..

Main-Haao Haao.. Bhosdk.. Achanak mood.. Oye cut kar teri babhi call kar rahi hai bhosdk..

Ravi ne turant call cut ki or maine Riya ka phone uthaya..

Riya-Haanji.. Kahaan gayab hojaa rahe ho yaar tum??

Main-Hehehe.. You know Riya humaara sathmein time spend karna uppar waale ko shayad passand nahi aaraha hai issliye baar baar mujhe gayab kar deraha hai tumhaare samne se..

Riya-Arrey tum time spend karne ko raaji hojaao janaab uppar waale ko toh fir main mana he lungi ..

Riya ki ye baat ne mujhe andar takk hilaa diya, mere chehre par naa caahtey hue bhi ek muskaan aagayi.. Dil baag baag hogaya bhenchod..

Riya - Haanji?? Sharama gaye kya??

Main-Tumhe phone k aar paar dikh raha hai kya??

Riya-Heheh.. Kahaan ho?

Main-Thoda important kaam se gaya tha..

Riya - Really?? Shaadi k time bhi??

Main-Yeah kaam bahot jyaada important tha..

Riya- So yahaan tumhaare family mein sab bolrahe they ki AP kitana badhiya dancer hua karta tha, party ki jaan hua karta tha AP etcetera or ab dekho gayab rehta hai.. Even Nicki Mam said ki you were an outstanding dancer..

Main-Trueee thattt.. I loved dancing.. Bachpan se.. But ab nahi hota..

Riya-Kyun Sharam aati hai?? Aaegi he ab tum woh AP thodi rahe ho ab tum badi hasti ban gaye ho..

Main-Arrey tum sath naachne k liye bolo janaab sharam ko toh fir main mana lunga..

Ye sunke Riya khil khilaa k hans paddi..

Riya-Toh tumhe kya lagta hai maine phone kyu kiya hai?? Issiliye toh kiya hai.. Mujhe laga tha tum mere sath dance karoge..

Main-Really??

Riya-Ofcourse yess.. Tumhe toh pata hai dance karna mujhe bhi kitana passand hai..

Main-Then tum abhi ghar matt jaana, main aata hun thodi derr mein i promise you humlog dance karenge. Main ghar drop kardunga..

Riya - Ohh ye hui naa baat.. But yaad rakhna promise kiya hai tumne...

Main-Yep pakka promise . Bus tum wait karna, kahin chali jaao..

Riya - Then main bhi promise karti hun ki tumhaare aane k baad he jaaungi..

Main-Deal...

Tabhi Ajay bhi aagaya wahaan..

Main-Ok Riya wait for me I'm coming soon..

Riya-I'm waiting..

Call disconnected..

Main-Kya re Ajay babu 1.5 ghantey mein koi sehar jaake aata hai kya..

Ajay-Lag gaya bhai woh toh laal batti waali gaadi thi warna subah takk waapisi hoti..

Main-Hehehe. Maal laaya..

Ajay-Yep...

Main-Shabbas.. Lets go...

Anjali-Finally.. Bore hogaye they bc...

Main-Ok Guys ssshhhhh.. Harkat matt karo shakk hojaaega andar.. here is the plan.. 5 stuns hain 3 stuns khidkiyon se andar daalne hain and baaki 2 gate se.. Ek Sath daalne hain stuns or stuns k theek 3 seconds baad humlog andar push karenge sablog nahi bus main Anjali Ami or Ajay andar jaaenge woh bhi challke nahi literally kuddtey hue darwaaje se kyunki wohlog andha dhund firing karenge gate pe, literally, toh humein dhyaan rakhna hai..

Anjali-got you boss..

Humne apni apni positions lee Anjali ne count kiya and 5on stuns gaye ek sath andar, obviously wohlog expect kar rahe they ki kuch toh kar he rahe hain humlog bahaar but unke pass isase bachne ka koi option tha nahi kyunki literally harr jagah se stuns gaye they andar..

Main-Go. G. Ooo.. Gooo.. Right mere..

Ye bolke hum 4 andar kuddtey hue enter hue and as expected wohlog goli chala rahe they but idhar nahi. Humne andar jaatey he ek ek ko target kiya 5 bandey they kissi ko moka he nahi diya bhenchod right mein 2 they pehla toh bhenchod niche girr gaya tha usko Ami ne maara and dusara jo firing kar raha tha jameen pe uski khopdi maine kholi. Left side Anjali and baaki ne handle karlee thi or uss side teeno ko maardiya tha.. Or ye hua game over Mandeep kaa..

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Update-215(Riya-2)​

Main soch raha tha Mandeep ko jinda pakkadenge fir maarenge lekin maadarchod pata he naa tha kon Mandeep hai thokne k baad Anjali ne point kiya ki ye tha Mandeep thankfully usko maine he maara.. Uska phone uske hath mein tha jisase ye prove hogaya ki woh yun achanak attack expect nahi kar rahe they... Uska phone chaalu tha screen pe ek crack aagaya tha niche girrne se i guess but phone chaalu tha still.. Maine uska phone uthaya.. Toh last call uski Rana Bhai k naam se he thi yaani usne ho na ho Rana ko inform kardiya tha ki woh fans gaya hai, tum bhaag jaao.. Or iski confirmation bhi hogayi jab maine unke messages dekhe Rana ne message kiya tha call k kuch derr baad usko ki "10 minutes takk uljhaake rakh bus hum nikal rahe hain " yaani woh bilkul akela toh nahi tha.. Then fir Rana kaa message tha "Humlog nikal gaye hain" then again message uska "ek aadh ko maarke jaana mere sher, tera badla main jarur lunga" then isne reply diya tha "Aapki jaan bacha lee bhai bus aapka karj utaar diya ab marrne mein kaisa darr" fir Rana ka last reply tha "I'm proud of you, goodbye"..

Maine call kiya uska number lekin switch off aaraha tha.. Maadarchod.. Bach gaya..

Anjali-Nikal gaya sala..

Main-Don't worry fir aajaaega.. Marrna apne he hathon hai usse.. Ab kam se kam shaadi toh theek se enjoy kar shakenge.. Or haan shaadi se yaad aaya mujhe toh jaana hai bc..Ami yele meri gaadi ghar lejaana ekdum pyaar se, mujhe Sam aaraha hai pick karne.. Or tumlog bhi ye case kissi ko sonp k pohancho jaldi.. Dance karenge.. Daru peeke.. Ye le meri gun bhi lejaa..

Ye bolke main bahaar nikala or Rohit ko call karke bola pick karne ko.. Rohit literally 5 minutes mein wahaan pohanch gaya abhi bus Rohit Sam or Ravi he they gaadi mein.. Rohit drive kar raha tha Sam aage baitha tha...

Main-Aage se uth main baithunga..

Sam - Piche baith..

Main-Lund mera.. Main na jaa raha fir..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Blackmail naa kar uth raha hun..

Sam uthke piche baitha main aage baitha..

Main-So time kam hai or questions bahot saare sabse pehle.. Konsa brand hai??

Sam-Blue lable..

Main - Bus bc shaadi mein bhi blue label he peeoge.. Mehangi daru caahiye mujhe..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Ye bhi toh Mehangi hai..

Main-Nahi.. Chal Sehar Macallan rare dilwaaunga tumhe.. Lets go.. Now chaltey chaltey second question.. Sathmein kya hai??

Sam-Veg mein sweetcorn, sprouts, Dahi and thoda chakkana, non veg mein Pinta kaa special hai..

Main-Shabbas.. Yahi sab items lenge lekin fresh or non veg garma garam. Sam Pinta ko call kar bol ek or ready kare pehle bottle lenge fir non veg uthaaenge and then sehar se aatey time sweetcorn etc.. Let's go.. Fresh cheejein caahiye bc daru peeni hai toh dhang se he peeni hai..

Rohit - Bhosdk isase tejj kya chalaaun..Waise Rana ka kya hua..

Main-Bhag gaya maadarchod. Fir aaega.. But abhi k liye shaadi enjoy karenge..

Rohit - Chalo.. Badhiya hai..

Humlog ne sabse pehle 3 Macallan ki bottles uthaai then non veg ready tha woh uthaya and then baaki sab old samaan sadak kinaare baithtey ek uncle ko pakkada diya and humlog nikale gaon k liye.. Net 10:55 pe humlog peene ko ready they.

Main-Jaldi karo ab Tumhaari babhi k sath dance date hai meri.. Or bina set hue dance naa nikalega mera..

Ab Sam ne mere peg banaaya large kyunki ek toh mujhe nasha kam hota hai uppar se mujhe inke level pe aane k liye bhi 3-4 pegs ki jarurat thi.. Ab mujhe pata tha mujhe ulti hogi suru mein as Daru or afeem kaa combination set nahi hota afeem pe daru peena sareer k liye haanikarak hota hai mostly Cases mein.. And yahi mere sath hua maine pehla peg gatka or kuch he seconds mein mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga vomiting karna caaha but hui nahi or kuch minutes baad meri body ne maan liya ki bhai daru peeni he hai then bus fir main rukka nahi.. De peg dey peg meri body ab khussi khussi Sharaab accept kar rahi thi.. Iss bich babhi ka call aaya toh unhe bataya maine ki main traffic mein hun thoda time lagega.. Then bus firse chaalu Sam or Rohit slow hogaye but Ravi ki capacity kaafi thi obviously mere jitani nahi but kaafi thi toh woh mere sath le raha tha.. Ab iss bich kab 1 ghanta hua mujhe pata nahi chala mujhe tab realise hua jab Riya ka call aaya mere pass.. Tab mujhe yaad aaya ki bhenchod dance toh bhull he gaya swaad swaad mein..

Main-Aaraha hun Riya 5 minutes mein so so sorry..

Riya - Mujhe laga bhull gaye they tum..

Main-Kya baat kar rahi ho yaar literally 5 minutes mein aaya.. Literally..

Riya-Ok ok..

Call disconnected..

Rohit - k.. Kya... Be b.. Laqde. Babhi ko w.. A. Ait karwa raha hai.. Chalo...

Main-Yeah nikal.. Mouthfreshner detoh..

Ravi-.. Kahaan hai??

Main-Liya tha na??

Ravi - Humne toh naa liya..

Main-Maine bhi naa liya.. Bina mouth freshner naa jaane waala main Riya k saamne.. Bhenchod..Gaon waali dukan bhi bandh hogayi honge abtak toh. Uttar be driving seat se sehar jaana hai..

Rohit - Main.. Chalaa...lungaa.a..

Main-Nahi be lawde yahaan se haweli takk chala leta tu lekin sehar jaana hai jaldi..

Sam-Laa toh main chala leta hun..

Main-Tu toh bol he matt bhosdk.. Ravi.. Tu aa toh.. Jaldi time nahi hai bhenchod..

Rohit ko piche bheja maine and Ravi aaya driving seat pe and gaadi waapis muddi sehar ki taraf and humlog pohanchey sehar.. And main uttara niche and tab mujhe realise hua ki main kaafi nashe mein tha..

Ravi-Bhosdk aise dance karega...

Main-Bhosdk Riya k sath toh main Coma mein houn toh bhi dance karlun tu toh nashe ki baat kar raha hai..

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[AP 316]

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[Jutt Bro]

Superb update bro

 

[Surya_021]

Nice updates

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro

 

[Vk248517]

Awesome

Update-215(Riya-2)​

Main soch raha tha Mandeep ko jinda pakkadenge fir maarenge lekin maadarchod pata he naa tha kon Mandeep hai thokne k baad Anjali ne point kiya ki ye tha Mandeep thankfully usko maine he maara.. Uska phone uske hath mein tha jisase ye prove hogaya ki woh yun achanak attack expect nahi kar rahe they... Uska phone chaalu tha screen pe ek crack aagaya tha niche girrne se i guess but phone chaalu tha still.. Maine uska phone uthaya.. Toh last call uski Rana Bhai k naam se he thi yaani usne ho na ho Rana ko inform kardiya tha ki woh fans gaya hai, tum bhaag jaao.. Or iski confirmation bhi hogayi jab maine unke messages dekhe Rana ne message kiya tha call k kuch derr baad usko ki "10 minutes takk uljhaake rakh bus hum nikal rahe hain " yaani woh bilkul akela toh nahi tha.. Then fir Rana kaa message tha "Humlog nikal gaye hain" then again message uska "ek aadh ko maarke jaana mere sher, tera badla main jarur lunga" then isne reply diya tha "Aapki jaan bacha lee bhai bus aapka karj utaar diya ab marrne mein kaisa darr" fir Rana ka last reply tha "I'm proud of you, goodbye"..

Maine call kiya uska number lekin switch off aaraha tha.. Maadarchod.. Bach gaya..

Anjali-Nikal gaya sala..

Main-Don't worry fir aajaaega.. Marrna apne he hathon hai usse.. Ab kam se kam shaadi toh theek se enjoy kar shakenge.. Or haan shaadi se yaad aaya mujhe toh jaana hai bc..Ami yele meri gaadi ghar lejaana ekdum pyaar se, mujhe Sam aaraha hai pick karne.. Or tumlog bhi ye case kissi ko sonp k pohancho jaldi.. Dance karenge.. Daru peeke.. Ye le meri gun bhi lejaa..

Ye bolke main bahaar nikala or Rohit ko call karke bola pick karne ko.. Rohit literally 5 minutes mein wahaan pohanch gaya abhi bus Rohit Sam or Ravi he they gaadi mein.. Rohit drive kar raha tha Sam aage baitha tha...

Main-Aage se uth main baithunga..

Sam - Piche baith..

Main-Lund mera.. Main na jaa raha fir..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Blackmail naa kar uth raha hun..

Sam uthke piche baitha main aage baitha..

Main-So time kam hai or questions bahot saare sabse pehle.. Konsa brand hai??

Sam-Blue lable..

Main - Bus bc shaadi mein bhi blue label he peeoge.. Mehangi daru caahiye mujhe..

Sam-Bhosdk.. Ye bhi toh Mehangi hai..

Main-Nahi.. Chal Sehar Macallan rare dilwaaunga tumhe.. Lets go.. Now chaltey chaltey second question.. Sathmein kya hai??

Sam-Veg mein sweetcorn, sprouts, Dahi and thoda chakkana, non veg mein Pinta kaa special hai..

Main-Shabbas.. Yahi sab items lenge lekin fresh or non veg garma garam. Sam Pinta ko call kar bol ek or ready kare pehle bottle lenge fir non veg uthaaenge and then sehar se aatey time sweetcorn etc.. Let's go.. Fresh cheejein caahiye bc daru peeni hai toh dhang se he peeni hai..

Rohit - Bhosdk isase tejj kya chalaaun..Waise Rana ka kya hua..

Main-Bhag gaya maadarchod. Fir aaega.. But abhi k liye shaadi enjoy karenge..

Rohit - Chalo.. Badhiya hai..

Humlog ne sabse pehle 3 Macallan ki bottles uthaai then non veg ready tha woh uthaya and then baaki sab old samaan sadak kinaare baithtey ek uncle ko pakkada diya and humlog nikale gaon k liye.. Net 10:55 pe humlog peene ko ready they.

Main-Jaldi karo ab Tumhaari babhi k sath dance date hai meri.. Or bina set hue dance naa nikalega mera..

Ab Sam ne mere peg banaaya large kyunki ek toh mujhe nasha kam hota hai uppar se mujhe inke level pe aane k liye bhi 3-4 pegs ki jarurat thi.. Ab mujhe pata tha mujhe ulti hogi suru mein as Daru or afeem kaa combination set nahi hota afeem pe daru peena sareer k liye haanikarak hota hai mostly Cases mein.. And yahi mere sath hua maine pehla peg gatka or kuch he seconds mein mujhe ajeeb sa lagne laga vomiting karna caaha but hui nahi or kuch minutes baad meri body ne maan liya ki bhai daru peeni he hai then bus fir main rukka nahi.. De peg dey peg meri body ab khussi khussi Sharaab accept kar rahi thi.. Iss bich babhi ka call aaya toh unhe bataya maine ki main traffic mein hun thoda time lagega.. Then bus firse chaalu Sam or Rohit slow hogaye but Ravi ki capacity kaafi thi obviously mere jitani nahi but kaafi thi toh woh mere sath le raha tha.. Ab iss bich kab 1 ghanta hua mujhe pata nahi chala mujhe tab realise hua jab Riya ka call aaya mere pass.. Tab mujhe yaad aaya ki bhenchod dance toh bhull he gaya swaad swaad mein..

Main-Aaraha hun Riya 5 minutes mein so so sorry..

Riya - Mujhe laga bhull gaye they tum..

Main-Kya baat kar rahi ho yaar literally 5 minutes mein aaya.. Literally..

Riya-Ok ok..

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Rohit - k.. Kya... Be b.. Laqde. Babhi ko w.. A. Ait karwa raha hai.. Chalo...

Main-Yeah nikal.. Mouthfreshner detoh..

Ravi-.. Kahaan hai??

Main-Liya tha na??

Ravi - Humne toh naa liya..

Main-Maine bhi naa liya.. Bina mouth freshner naa jaane waala main Riya k saamne.. Bhenchod..Gaon waali dukan bhi bandh hogayi honge abtak toh. Uttar be driving seat se sehar jaana hai..

Rohit - Main.. Chalaa...lungaa.a..

Main-Nahi be lawde yahaan se haweli takk chala leta tu lekin sehar jaana hai jaldi..

Sam-Laa toh main chala leta hun..

Main-Tu toh bol he matt bhosdk.. Ravi.. Tu aa toh.. Jaldi time nahi hai bhenchod..

Rohit ko piche bheja maine and Ravi aaya driving seat pe and gaadi waapis muddi sehar ki taraf and humlog pohanchey sehar.. And main uttara niche and tab mujhe realise hua ki main kaafi nashe mein tha..

Ravi-Bhosdk aise dance karega...

Main-Bhosdk Riya k sath toh main Coma mein houn toh bhi dance karlun tu toh nashe ki baat kar raha hai..

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