Update-497 ( Mumbai)
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Humlog airport pohanchey toh gate par he milgaya woh officer or humlog seedha plane mein aake baithey.. Maine nind lee thodi bahot plane mein. Or 4 baje humlog Mumbai land hue.. Vinny ne already gaadi bulwaa Lee thi yahaan k humaare hotel se toh humlog nikale Mousi k ghar ki taraf..
Main-Ye device lagi hai Sonia ki gaadi mein gaadi mein koi bhi activity ho sunta raha kar..
Ab humlog mousi k bungalow par pohanche he they ki bahaar humein bheed najar aai 15-20 log bahaar khadde they or Mousi or unka beta Abhishek unse baatein kar rahe they.. Actually as I said meri mataji ka mostly time yahin nikala tha toh yahaan unke kuch close friends thi, unmein Ye mousi ji number 1 par thi..
Main-Yahin roukk dey..
Ye bolke humne gaadi wahin khaddi ki or aage ki taraf paidal badhe humlog..
Main-Humaari bhi sun liya karo kabhi MP madam..
Ye sunke unhone meri taraf dekha toh bheed ko cheerte hue bhagke mere pass aai maine unke pair chuwe or fir galle milla unse.. Fir Abhishek ne mere pair chuwe..
Abhi-Parnaam bhaiya..
Main-Kaisa chotu??
Abhi-Badhiya bhai..
Mousi-Batata bhi nahi hai bolo subah kaise bola tha abhi time nahi hai Mousi.. Waah..
Main-Lol.. Aap karo continue main andar chalta hun tabtak..
Abhishek-Aaiye bhaiya..
Main Abhishek k sath andar aaya..
Main- Nirvi kahaan hai..
Abhi-Andar hain didi abhi aai hain Shoot se.. Pagal ho jaaengi khussi se..
Main-I hope so.. Ye konsi movie mein aai thi abhi??
Abhi- Soup -2 ...
Main-Hit thi??
Abhi-Yeah.. Box office hit..
Main-Orr serial konse konse they.. Ek toh Baabul hai..
Abhi-Hahaha.. Bhaiya Babul 3 saal pehle khatam hogaya..
Main-Toh abhi k naam bata be.. Puchegi woh andar jaake..
Abhi- Ye toh cheating hai...heheheh...Divya naam se hai serial..
Main-Good..
Humlog andar aaye or maine aake Nirvi ka room knock kiya.. Toh andar se awaaj aai" sone do na maa".. Lekin maine knock karna jaari rakha..
Finally dhadd se gate khulla..
Nirvi-Kya hai sooooo..... Bhaiya.. Bhaiya..
Ye bolke woh kuddke mere galle se milli...
Main- Haanji actress madam kaisi ho??
Nirvi-I missed you bhaiya..
Usne rote hue kaha..
Nirvi-I hate you.. So much..
Main-Arrey bus bus..
Nirvi-Kya bus... Yahaan aap aatey nahi ho or Haryana humein nahi aane dete.. Toh kaise chalega aise??
Main-Tere kaam ki jagah nahi hai haryana..
Nirvi- Toh mujhe jagah se kya karna hai.. Aaplogon se milna hai mujhe bus.. Deva bhaiya Rishi Mangal Abeer toh aatey rehtey hain 2-3 maheenon mein aap Sam Ravi babhi or Meenu babhi se nahi mil paati, Mangal ki shaadi mein milli thi main uske baad nahi..
Main-Sans toh lele.. Chhod mereko.. Jaa coffee banaake laa..
Nirvi-Ok.. Rukkoge naa??
Main-Mehh.. Raatko waapis..
Nirvi-Hell no.. Aap kahin nahi jaane waale.. Ye kya baat hui ..
Main-Chal subah chala jaaunga..
Nirvi-Noo..
Main-Arrey busy hun meri maa raatko bhi tere kehne se rukk raha hun.. Ek second kaa time nahi hai..
Mousi-Time hota kab hai tere pass...
Main-Aag mein ghee naa daalo mousi..
Mousi- My bad..
Main-Tu coffee bana naa khadi kya hai..
Nirvi-Ok baba ok.. Aunty..
Main-Hatt Aunty. Rehndey fir mujhe nahi peeni.. Itani badi actress hogayi ki bhai ko coffee nahi peela shakti..
Nirvi-Ok. Ok.. Sorry... Aadat nahi haina.. Aapke liye for sure.. Abhi banaati hun..
Mousi-Humaare liye bhi bana diya karo kabhi madam..
Nirvi-Nope..
Main-Movie badhiya chali teri..
Nirvi- Aapko pata hai??
Main-Acha. Mujhe nahi pata hoga.. Mujhe sab pata hai tu kab kya karti hai.. Woh serial kaisa chal raha hai Divya naam tha na???
Nirvi-Yes.. Oh my god... Puri updates rakhte ho aap..
Main-Yes.. Babul. K baad yahi kar rahi haina..
Nirvi-Haan.. Movies mein focused hun jyaada main ab.. I'm reading 3-4 scripts at the moment.. Ek. Jald he select karungi..
Main-Good.. Ye bahaar kya tha Mousi??
Mousi-Arrey kuch nahi Drugie contractor hai ek gareebon k pariwaar khatam kar raha hai drugs bech bech k. .iss taraf AP nahi haina..
Main-Police???
Mousi-State Government ka khaas hai police kya karegi..
Main-Waah.. Yahi toh caahiye..
Mousi- Kya bataau yaar.. We feel helpless here baaki koi dikkat nahi hai sab kaam hota rehta hai time to time log Khuss hain but aise log hain jo dukhi kar lete hain state k support k sath kya karun inka..
Main-Hmmm...
Mousi -Tu kardey kuch.. Aadha Maharashtra dukhi hai...
Main-Zehar khaane ka time nahi hai Mousi..
Mousi- Woh toh pata he hai.. Kabhi free rehta nahi hai tu..
Main-Aap karo kuch..
Mousi-Haan.. Kal Dharna denge Police commissioner k ghar k bahaar ..
Main-Awesome.. Woh do naa aap list details caahiye mujhe..
Mousi-Yele.. Ye do hain ye address hai.. Ye photos..
Main-Woh Mauritius gayi matlab usne paisa le liya hoga.. Ye dono aise middle class ghar mein reh rahi hain matlab inhone paise nahi liye inhe Power se chupp karwaya gaya hai.. Hmm.. Inse milte hain Vinny..
Vinny-Chalein..
Nirvi-Kahaan?? Coffee toh peelo.. Kahaan jaa rahe ho ??
Main-Leke aa jaldi itani derr thodi lagti hai..
Nirvi-Sorry.. Kahaan jaa rahe ho??
Main-Yahin hun.. Aata hun thodi derr mein..
Main or Vinny coffee peeke nikale unn dono ladkiyon se milne or unse milte-2 raat hogayi humein lekin bahot he positive results mille humein.. Thodi mehnat or lagegi bus fir gand faad dunga main.. Wahaan se nikalne mein mujhe raat k 10 baj gaye or idhar Nirvi k kai phones aa chuke they toh maine usko call back kiya..
Nirvi-Dont tell me aap waapis chale gaye.. I'll kill you..
Main-Naa. Naa.. Tujhe bina bataaee thodi jaaunga yaar..
Nirvi-Good.. Kyunki maine mere bahot saare friends ko bulaaya hai .. Aapse milne
Main-Kissliye?? mujhse kyun milna hai?? Maine kya kiya..
Nirvi-Kya kiya?? Bhaiya aap India mein bade bade Actors se bhi jyaada famous ho..
Main-Nirvi..you know I hate this stuff..
Nirvi-Yeah..Please suno, Maine bahot baar bola tha inko ki AP mera bhai hai etc etc ab nahi miloge toh awkward lagega..
Main-Ok.. Mujhe laga main he hawa baaj hun.. 10 minutes dey..
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Humlog waapis bungalow pohanchey toh andar kaafi saare log mojjud they actors, actress producer's etc.. Dinner k liye bulaya tha nirvi ne unko..
Main-Ek second ek second.. Guys.. Please ek baar sunlo sabse mil lunga.. Actually main officially Mumbai nahi hun thoda secretly aaya hun toh sure pics lene mein mujhe koi problem nahi hai but social media par abhi nahi daalna haan?? 2-3 din rukk jaana.. Or mere sath kya photo leni popular toh aaplog ho..
"Sir Bollywood ek taraf or aap ek taraf , hum toh kya he popular hain aapke saamne "
Main-Thanks.. Aajao..
Ab agle 2 ghante Maine unke sath lagaaye.. Mera koi mood nahi tha but behan ne bola toh karne kaa. Finally raat 1 baje takk Woh sab log jaa chuke they..
Main-Dekh Nirvi Maine bola tha kal jaaunga main or kal suru hogaya hai..
Nirvi-What ?? No chance.. Abhi humne toh baatein ki he nahi... Nooo... Rukko... Subah early morning chale jaana.. Pleaseee..
Main-Tu aise na kar yaar ab..
Khair ab rukk gaya main or subah takk hum sabki baatein khatam naa hui.. Subah 8 baje earliest flight thi toh wahi leni thi.... Issliye subah sabko bye kiya maine..
Main-Mousi aap kahaan jaa rahe ho itani subah??
Mousi-Arrey woh bataaya tha naa woh drug dealer.. Uske khilaaf dharna..
Main-Oh yeah yeah.. Good luck.. And good bye..
Mousi- Bye beta.. Or best of luck jo bhi kar raha hai tu..
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