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[Rohit1988]

Update-495(Sonia Arya-1) ​

495


Ab according to plan mujhe Sonia Arya par najar rakhni thi jo Sukesh Arya ki wife thi . Sukesh ki family humesha se he ruling party k support mein rahi hai wohlog election's nahi ladte lekin khud kissi cabinet minister se kam nahi hain kyunki jyaadatar MP And MLA's inhi k paise se bante hain ruling party mein. Ye khud paisa detey hain woh alag uppar se ye apne baaki businessmen dosto se bhi paisa dilwatey hain party ko.. Yaani ye kissi bhi cabinet minister se jyaada jaruri hai party k liye..


Sonia Bollywood ki heroine reh chuki hai uske alawa Mrs India bhi reh chuki hai lekin shaadi k baad usne ye chhodke apne pati ka business he join kar liya.. Arya's ka mostly business Oil and gas ka hai jo Sukesh dekhta hai uske alawa yelog k hotels bhi hain Malls hain and even inka khudka production house hai toh yelog movies bhi banaate hain ye sab Sonia dekhti hai..


So main subah 6 baje nikala apne hotel ki he gaadi leke kyunki meri intel k according subah 6:15 baje Sonia morning walk par jaati hai apne kutte ko leke.. Unka area mere hotel se 10 minutes durr he tha toh main uss bhayanak bade park k bahaar time se pohanch gaya or karne laga wait .. Bolo bhenchod subah 6:30 baje kissi bawligand Aurat par najar rakhni padd rahi hai , sarkaar giraane aaya tha bc uske liye kya kya karna pad raha hai..


Khair finally mera wait over hua or mujhe saamne se gaadiyon ki ek bheed c meri taraf aati dikhaai di or woh 4on gaadiyaan park k saamne aake rukki or usme se 10-12 log niche uttare uss bheed mein sabse aage thi Sonia khud or uske sath ek chota saa kutta and uski assistant thi or uske piche they 6-7 personal guards and 4-5 police waale.... Bhenchod ye toh ab or jyaada maal lagti hai be, fucking hell .. What the fuckkkkk??


Exaggerate nahi kar raha woh sach mein bhayanak HOT thi like bahot bhayanak... Fucking Hell..


Ab woh park mein enter hui toh police waale bahaar he rukk gaye or guards uske sath andar gaye usne earphones laga rakhe they or andar jaake usne running suru ki.. Ab Sonia ki personal gaadi thi "Rolls-Royce Phantom " Jisme woh mostly safar karti thi or woh filhaal mere saamne khaddi thi or mera task tha uss Phantom mein mera ye button yaani ye gadget rakhna.. Uske liye mujhe sahi time ka intejaar tha kyunki drivers still yahaan gaadiyon mein he they .. Finally 10 minutes baad Rolls Royce ka driver gaadi se bahaar aaya or ek side hoke cigarette peene laga and idhar maine apna face mask lagaaya or gaadi se niche uttara main and Rolls Royce ki taraf gaya..


Main-Uncle ji please ek photo dilwado gaadi k sath??


Driver-Durr se lele..


Main-Arrey please uncle ye gate ko hath lagaane do please..


Driver-Beta tumhari aukaat durr se dekhne ki he hai ..


Ab mere andar ka AP toh chilaaya ki aisa thappad maarun bhen k lund ko ki sans bhull jaaye ye,lekin mere andar k planner ne roukk liya mujhe..


Main-Uncle ek he second please.. Please..


Driver-Thik thik.. Hath hath lagaale..


Ye bolke maine piche waala door halka saa khola or selfie lene laga or idhar jaise he woh driver ne cigarette ka next kash liya maine distraction ka faayda uthaake woh button aka Audio transmeter seat k bag mein daal diya... And Done..


Main-Thanks Uncle..


Ye bolke main waapis apni gaadi mein aake baitha or wait karne laga uske aane kaa lekin woh bhenchod running he karti rahi.. Iski maa ki chut chand par jaaegi kya bhag bhag k.. Finally 1 ghante baad woh bahaar aai or apni gaadi mein baithi idhar maine woh device ko apne phone se connect kiya awaaj ki clearity check karne k liye ..


Sonia-Today was good Sneha..


Sneha iski assistant kaa naam tha..


Assistant-Yeah mam , today's run was swift..


Sonia- I'm sweating badly.. Thakk gayi yaar..


Assistant- Water mam..


Ok nice awaaj ekdum clear thi ab technically mere 3 kaam they pehla ye gadget lagaana dusara Sonia ka number nikaalna tisra uski assistant ka number nikaalna.. Ab Gadget maine laga diya tha Assistant ka number easily nikalwa lunga main or Sonia ka personal number already tha mere pass.. Actually isne khud diya tha last year humari ek party mein mili thi mujhse ye Haweli par..Tab isko Haryanvi Music industry mein involve hona tha kyunki Haryanvi music badhiya chal raha tha uss time toh isne help maangi thi meri toh maine, maine nahi bc mere kehne par Rishi ne wahaan isko 3-4 logon se milwa diya tha Haryanvi Industry se related or uske baad isne Haryanvi Music industry mein bhi pair rakh liya tha.. Tabhi isne mera number liya tha or mujhe missed call di thi.. Baat uske baad kabhi nahi hui meri usase lekin number tha mere pass.. So mere tasks pure hogaye they or mujhe ab waapis jaana tha toh main nikala hotel k liye raaste mein unki normal baat cheet he hui or ab main hotel pohanchke device rakhne he waala tha ki mujhe ek phone ki ring sunaai di toh maine sunana jaari rakha..


Sonia-Hi Baby.. How are you??


Ab saamne waale ki awaaj obviously nahi sunane waali thi mujhe but ye Sukesh tha itana samjh aagaya tha mujhe..


Sonia-Yeah yeah.. Jogging hogayi.. Tum batao.. Yeah.. Yeah.. All good.. Kal aane waale they naa tum?? Oh stop it Sukesh.. Juth matt bolo I know Mumbai mein konse business hain tumhare... Leave.. Main baat nahi karna caahti iss topic par.. Acha Black Badge ka kya hua???


Black Badge.. Actually Black Badge Rolls Royce ki he ek car hai Cullinan ka best model hai woh.. Bahot Rare hai india mein woh filhaal bahot jyaada rare.


Sonia-What do you mean tum try kar rahe ho?? Try kar rahe ho?? I want that Sukesh.. I don't care.. Get it for me.. Tumhare gulcharre udaane bandh hon toh kuch try karo tum.. Dont start it.... Koi business nahi hai tumhara wahaan.. Mera munh matt khulwao.. Natalie?? Shriya?? Kiske sath ho... Sab pata hai mujhe shut up.. Tumhara mess baad mein mujhe he clear karna hai toh ab baat matt chupaao mujhse.. Acha?? Maine konsa mess theek kiya???Acha?? Dipali ko bhull gaye ?? Miya ko?? Arushi??? In sabka munh kisne bandh karwaya??? Yeah.. Maine.. Right.. Tum kachra failaate ho baad mein saaf mujhe karna padta hai.. Mujhe matt samjhao konsi baatein kahaan karni hoti hain.. I don't care tum kya karte ho mujhe bus sach batao taaki baadmein tumhe uss kichad se main nikaal shakun... Bye.. I want that Black Badge..


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Ok.. Things just got interesting.. A whole lot interesting..


Continued..

Fantastic update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-496(Sonia Arya-2) ​

496


So Sonia Arya se mujhe bahot kaam ki information milli thi uske husband Sukesh k baare mein . Sukesh ek rangbaaj aadmi tha or shaadi k bahaar uske bahot saare chakkar they jinka Sonia ko bhi pata tha obviously but usse problem nahi thi kuch uske alawa kuch ladkiyon k naam bhi mile they mujhe jinka munh bandh karwaya tha Sonia ne Sukesh k liye ab kyun kaise or kisliye bandh karwaya tha woh simple tha obviously Sukesh ne un ladkiyon k sath relations banaae honge or fir unko use karke faink diya hoga or jab unhone awaaj uthaani caahi toh Dono ne apni political power or paise ki help se unka munh bandh karwa diya hoga.. Ab mujhe woh munh he khulwana tha.. Uske alawa ek orr information thi ki Sonia gaadiyon ki bahot shoukeen hai bahot jyaada or usko Rolls Royce Cullinan Black Badge caahiye thi jiska filhaal milna possible nahi tha beshak woh or uska pati gand takk ka jorr laga lein,lekin thankfully mere pass woh gaadi already thi well mere pass nahi Rishi k pass thi but ek he baat hai.. Ab mujhe ye dono information ka use karna tha..


Sabse pehle mujhe woh teen ladkiyon ko dhundana tha Dipali, Arushi or Miya.. Yelog Mumbai se they or obviously actresses bananey aai hongi inke production house mein wohlog jahaan se Sukesh ne unhe use kiya ab unko dhundana easy tha . Jaisa maine bataya Mumbai ki 3 or 1 Pune ki Lok Sabha seats humaare pass hain issliye maine Mumbai North Central ki humaari Member of Parliament Meena Dixit ko call kiya..


Meena-Oho ho aaj suraj kidhar se nikala hai humaare bade sahaab ko meri yaad aai woh bhi subah subah..


Main-Urgent kaam hai mousi ..


Meena-Aap hukkum kijiye Sir..


Main-Majaak nahi Mousi..


Meena-Acha acha bata beta..Tujhe mana thodi hai..


Main-3 Ladkiyaan hain Dipali, Arushi or Miya ye teeno woh Sonia Arya k production house se related rahi hongi pehle kabhi, toh mujhe dhundke do ye jald se jald..


Meena- Koi address?? Photos??


Main-Kuch bhi nahi hai.. Bus naam hai or ye information ki yelog past 2-3 saal mein Sonia k production house mein rahi hongi..


Meena-Uff.. Aise kaise dhundun AP...


Main-Main kya bataaun ab bolo.. Kaam aapka aap karwao.. Kaise karwaoge ye aap jaano.. I don't care.. Pehli baar koi kaam bola hai aapko..


Meena-Ok Ok.. Emotional naa kar dhundwaati hun..


Main- Thanks.. Silently karwana or 24 ghante hain bus aapke pass..


Meena-Arrey.


Main-Bye.. Love you..


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Uske baad maine Rishi ko call kiya..


Rishi-BC itani subah kaise uth gaya..


Main-Soya he nahi bola toh tha ab busy rahunga.. Sun help caahiye bahot badi..


Rishi-Haan bol naa bc puch kya raha hai..


Main-Thoda personal hai but trust me sab sahi hoga.. Mujhe Cullinan caahiye...


Rishi-What the fuck..? Brooo.. Noo..


Main-Dekh bhosdk.. Bhai teri kasam urgent kaam se caahiye hai koi hawa nahi maarni or tujhe chalaani thodi hai bc.. Samjha kar.. Bahot jaruri hai..


Rishi-Ok.. Ok.. Bhai please dhyaan rakhna lekin..


Main-Yeah teri kaam..Vinny ko bhejdey jaldi se leke..


Rishi-Ok..


Main-Thanks Bro..


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Maine uske baad Vinny ko call kiya..


Vinny-Ji bhai..


Main-Rishi Cullinan ki chaabi dega 3-4 din k kapde pack karke idhar Rohini waale Luxurious par aaja ASAP..


V-Ji bhai..


Main-Gaadi araam se laana be gand fatt jaaegi Rishi ki ,kuch hua toh..


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Ab bus wait karna tha mujhe toh maine woh audio sunani jaari rakhi.. 2 ek ghante toh kuch sound nahi aai uske baad Sonia office k liye nikali gaadi mein tab awaaj aai lekin kuch khaas nahi tha usme normal business ki baatein uske alawa Cullinan ka jikar fir hua or Sonia ko sab details pata thi bc uski konsa engine kitani horsepower etc etc matlab shyaani thi woh.. Baaki sablog bhi kaam par lag gaye they khair dopehar takk Vinny bhi aagaya tha and thankfully Dopehar ko 1 baje Meena mousi ka call bhi aagaya..


Meena-Guess what..


Main-What the hell? Itana jaldi dhund liya??


Meena-Yeah.. Easy tha.. Teeno as you said Production house se related thi.. Teeno models he thi Arya k production house k liye or last 1 saal k andar he inhone chhodi hai company.. Miya Mauritius rehti hai baaki dono local hain, yahin hain..


Main-Awesome..


Meena-Hain kon yelog??


Main-Baadmein batata hun.. I'll call you back soon...


Meena-Ok ok.. Tu or tere secret mission's.. Aaja kabhi milke jaa..


Main-Time he nahi hai mousii..thank.. Bye..


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Main-Vinny.. Next flight jo bhi hai Mumbai ki usme tickets caahiye mujhe..


Vinny- 3 ghante baad hai bhai.. Ek abhi 30 minutes baad hai.. Usme pohanch nahi paaenge itani derr toh airport takk lag jaaegi.. Private jet ka bolun Guptaji ko??


Main-Abe jet ka abhi bolega toh usme bhi 2 ek ghante toh lag he jaaenge.. Chal isme he chalenge 30 minutes waali mein.


Vinny-Kaise bhai??


Main-Tu chal Maine international plane roukk diya tha ye toh local hai..


Humlog niche gaye hotel ki gaadi mein baithey or airport k liye nikale.. Or maine idhar woh IAS ko call kiya jiski help se maine woh Psychiatrist ki plane rukwaai thi..


IAS-Good AfterNoon sir..


Main-Arrey sir toh aap ho sir.. Listen ek or help caahiye..


IAS-Fir kissi passenger ko utaarna hai??


Main-Naa.. Plane rukwaao thodi derr jo Mumbai k liye nikalne waali hai 1:30 baje..


IAs-Kitani derr sir??


Main-Bus 1:45 takk aajaaunga main..


IAs-Easy sir.. Hojaaega..


Main-Thanks.. Please gate par milna jyaada time nahi hai..


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Main-Dekha..


Vinny- Main bhull gaya tha aapki powers bhai..


Vinny ne hanste hue kaha..


Main-Lol..


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Lovely update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-497 ( Mumbai) ​

497


Humlog airport pohanchey toh gate par he milgaya woh officer or humlog seedha plane mein aake baithey.. Maine nind lee thodi bahot plane mein. Or 4 baje humlog Mumbai land hue.. Vinny ne already gaadi bulwaa Lee thi yahaan k humaare hotel se toh humlog nikale Mousi k ghar ki taraf..


Main-Ye device lagi hai Sonia ki gaadi mein gaadi mein koi bhi activity ho sunta raha kar..


Ab humlog mousi k bungalow par pohanche he they ki bahaar humein bheed najar aai 15-20 log bahaar khadde they or Mousi or unka beta Abhishek unse baatein kar rahe they.. Actually as I said meri mataji ka mostly time yahin nikala tha toh yahaan unke kuch close friends thi, unmein Ye mousi ji number 1 par thi..


Main-Yahin roukk dey..


Ye bolke humne gaadi wahin khaddi ki or aage ki taraf paidal badhe humlog..


Main-Humaari bhi sun liya karo kabhi MP madam..


Ye sunke unhone meri taraf dekha toh bheed ko cheerte hue bhagke mere pass aai maine unke pair chuwe or fir galle milla unse.. Fir Abhishek ne mere pair chuwe..


Abhi-Parnaam bhaiya..


Main-Kaisa chotu??


Abhi-Badhiya bhai..


Mousi-Batata bhi nahi hai bolo subah kaise bola tha abhi time nahi hai Mousi.. Waah..


Main-Lol.. Aap karo continue main andar chalta hun tabtak..


Abhishek-Aaiye bhaiya..


Main Abhishek k sath andar aaya..


Main- Nirvi kahaan hai..


Abhi-Andar hain didi abhi aai hain Shoot se.. Pagal ho jaaengi khussi se..


Main-I hope so.. Ye konsi movie mein aai thi abhi??


Abhi- Soup -2 ...


Main-Hit thi??


Abhi-Yeah.. Box office hit..


Main-Orr serial konse konse they.. Ek toh Baabul hai..


Abhi-Hahaha.. Bhaiya Babul 3 saal pehle khatam hogaya..


Main-Toh abhi k naam bata be.. Puchegi woh andar jaake..


Abhi- Ye toh cheating hai...heheheh...Divya naam se hai serial..


Main-Good..


Humlog andar aaye or maine aake Nirvi ka room knock kiya.. Toh andar se awaaj aai" sone do na maa".. Lekin maine knock karna jaari rakha..


Finally dhadd se gate khulla..


Nirvi-Kya hai sooooo..... Bhaiya.. Bhaiya..


Ye bolke woh kuddke mere galle se milli...


Main- Haanji actress madam kaisi ho??


Nirvi-I missed you bhaiya..


Usne rote hue kaha..


Nirvi-I hate you.. So much..


Main-Arrey bus bus..


Nirvi-Kya bus... Yahaan aap aatey nahi ho or Haryana humein nahi aane dete.. Toh kaise chalega aise??


Main-Tere kaam ki jagah nahi hai haryana..


Nirvi- Toh mujhe jagah se kya karna hai.. Aaplogon se milna hai mujhe bus.. Deva bhaiya Rishi Mangal Abeer toh aatey rehtey hain 2-3 maheenon mein aap Sam Ravi babhi or Meenu babhi se nahi mil paati, Mangal ki shaadi mein milli thi main uske baad nahi..


Main-Sans toh lele.. Chhod mereko.. Jaa coffee banaake laa..


Nirvi-Ok.. Rukkoge naa??


Main-Mehh.. Raatko waapis..


Nirvi-Hell no.. Aap kahin nahi jaane waale.. Ye kya baat hui ..


Main-Chal subah chala jaaunga..


Nirvi-Noo..


Main-Arrey busy hun meri maa raatko bhi tere kehne se rukk raha hun.. Ek second kaa time nahi hai..


Mousi-Time hota kab hai tere pass...


Main-Aag mein ghee naa daalo mousi..


Mousi- My bad..


Main-Tu coffee bana naa khadi kya hai..


Nirvi-Ok baba ok.. Aunty..


Main-Hatt Aunty. Rehndey fir mujhe nahi peeni.. Itani badi actress hogayi ki bhai ko coffee nahi peela shakti..


Nirvi-Ok. Ok.. Sorry... Aadat nahi haina.. Aapke liye for sure.. Abhi banaati hun..


Mousi-Humaare liye bhi bana diya karo kabhi madam..


Nirvi-Nope..


Main-Movie badhiya chali teri..


Nirvi- Aapko pata hai??


Main-Acha. Mujhe nahi pata hoga.. Mujhe sab pata hai tu kab kya karti hai.. Woh serial kaisa chal raha hai Divya naam tha na???


Nirvi-Yes.. Oh my god... Puri updates rakhte ho aap..


Main-Yes.. Babul. K baad yahi kar rahi haina..


Nirvi-Haan.. Movies mein focused hun jyaada main ab.. I'm reading 3-4 scripts at the moment.. Ek. Jald he select karungi..


Main-Good.. Ye bahaar kya tha Mousi??


Mousi-Arrey kuch nahi Drugie contractor hai ek gareebon k pariwaar khatam kar raha hai drugs bech bech k. .iss taraf AP nahi haina..


Main-Police???


Mousi-State Government ka khaas hai police kya karegi..


Main-Waah.. Yahi toh caahiye..


Mousi- Kya bataau yaar.. We feel helpless here baaki koi dikkat nahi hai sab kaam hota rehta hai time to time log Khuss hain but aise log hain jo dukhi kar lete hain state k support k sath kya karun inka..


Main-Hmmm...


Mousi -Tu kardey kuch.. Aadha Maharashtra dukhi hai...


Main-Zehar khaane ka time nahi hai Mousi..


Mousi- Woh toh pata he hai.. Kabhi free rehta nahi hai tu..


Main-Aap karo kuch..


Mousi-Haan.. Kal Dharna denge Police commissioner k ghar k bahaar ..


Main-Awesome.. Woh do naa aap list details caahiye mujhe..


Mousi-Yele.. Ye do hain ye address hai.. Ye photos..


Main-Woh Mauritius gayi matlab usne paisa le liya hoga.. Ye dono aise middle class ghar mein reh rahi hain matlab inhone paise nahi liye inhe Power se chupp karwaya gaya hai.. Hmm.. Inse milte hain Vinny..


Vinny-Chalein..


Nirvi-Kahaan?? Coffee toh peelo.. Kahaan jaa rahe ho ??


Main-Leke aa jaldi itani derr thodi lagti hai..


Nirvi-Sorry.. Kahaan jaa rahe ho??


Main-Yahin hun.. Aata hun thodi derr mein..


Main or Vinny coffee peeke nikale unn dono ladkiyon se milne or unse milte-2 raat hogayi humein lekin bahot he positive results mille humein.. Thodi mehnat or lagegi bus fir gand faad dunga main.. Wahaan se nikalne mein mujhe raat k 10 baj gaye or idhar Nirvi k kai phones aa chuke they toh maine usko call back kiya..


Nirvi-Dont tell me aap waapis chale gaye.. I'll kill you..


Main-Naa. Naa.. Tujhe bina bataaee thodi jaaunga yaar..


Nirvi-Good.. Kyunki maine mere bahot saare friends ko bulaaya hai .. Aapse milne


Main-Kissliye?? mujhse kyun milna hai?? Maine kya kiya..


Nirvi-Kya kiya?? Bhaiya aap India mein bade bade Actors se bhi jyaada famous ho..


Main-Nirvi..you know I hate this stuff..


Nirvi-Yeah..Please suno, Maine bahot baar bola tha inko ki AP mera bhai hai etc etc ab nahi miloge toh awkward lagega..


Main-Ok.. Mujhe laga main he hawa baaj hun.. 10 minutes dey..


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Humlog waapis bungalow pohanchey toh andar kaafi saare log mojjud they actors, actress producer's etc.. Dinner k liye bulaya tha nirvi ne unko..


Main-Ek second ek second.. Guys.. Please ek baar sunlo sabse mil lunga.. Actually main officially Mumbai nahi hun thoda secretly aaya hun toh sure pics lene mein mujhe koi problem nahi hai but social media par abhi nahi daalna haan?? 2-3 din rukk jaana.. Or mere sath kya photo leni popular toh aaplog ho..


"Sir Bollywood ek taraf or aap ek taraf , hum toh kya he popular hain aapke saamne "


Main-Thanks.. Aajao..


Ab agle 2 ghante Maine unke sath lagaaye.. Mera koi mood nahi tha but behan ne bola toh karne kaa. Finally raat 1 baje takk Woh sab log jaa chuke they..


Main-Dekh Nirvi Maine bola tha kal jaaunga main or kal suru hogaya hai..


Nirvi-What ?? No chance.. Abhi humne toh baatein ki he nahi... Nooo... Rukko... Subah early morning chale jaana.. Pleaseee..


Main-Tu aise na kar yaar ab..


Khair ab rukk gaya main or subah takk hum sabki baatein khatam naa hui.. Subah 8 baje earliest flight thi toh wahi leni thi.... Issliye subah sabko bye kiya maine..


Main-Mousi aap kahaan jaa rahe ho itani subah??


Mousi-Arrey woh bataaya tha naa woh drug dealer.. Uske khilaaf dharna..


Main-Oh yeah yeah.. Good luck.. And good bye..


Mousi- Bye beta.. Or best of luck jo bhi kar raha hai tu..


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Kya information mili hame nahi bataya gaya iska matlab kand hone wala hai
Nice update

 

[Rathod Vipul]

Awesome update AP bhai

 

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[Rajesh]

Update-495(Sonia Arya-1) ​

495


Ab according to plan mujhe Sonia Arya par najar rakhni thi jo Sukesh Arya ki wife thi . Sukesh ki family humesha se he ruling party k support mein rahi hai wohlog election's nahi ladte lekin khud kissi cabinet minister se kam nahi hain kyunki jyaadatar MP And MLA's inhi k paise se bante hain ruling party mein. Ye khud paisa detey hain woh alag uppar se ye apne baaki businessmen dosto se bhi paisa dilwatey hain party ko.. Yaani ye kissi bhi cabinet minister se jyaada jaruri hai party k liye..


Sonia Bollywood ki heroine reh chuki hai uske alawa Mrs India bhi reh chuki hai lekin shaadi k baad usne ye chhodke apne pati ka business he join kar liya.. Arya's ka mostly business Oil and gas ka hai jo Sukesh dekhta hai uske alawa yelog k hotels bhi hain Malls hain and even inka khudka production house hai toh yelog movies bhi banaate hain ye sab Sonia dekhti hai..


So main subah 6 baje nikala apne hotel ki he gaadi leke kyunki meri intel k according subah 6:15 baje Sonia morning walk par jaati hai apne kutte ko leke.. Unka area mere hotel se 10 minutes durr he tha toh main uss bhayanak bade park k bahaar time se pohanch gaya or karne laga wait .. Bolo bhenchod subah 6:30 baje kissi bawligand Aurat par najar rakhni padd rahi hai , sarkaar giraane aaya tha bc uske liye kya kya karna pad raha hai..


Khair finally mera wait over hua or mujhe saamne se gaadiyon ki ek bheed c meri taraf aati dikhaai di or woh 4on gaadiyaan park k saamne aake rukki or usme se 10-12 log niche uttare uss bheed mein sabse aage thi Sonia khud or uske sath ek chota saa kutta and uski assistant thi or uske piche they 6-7 personal guards and 4-5 police waale.... Bhenchod ye toh ab or jyaada maal lagti hai be, fucking hell .. What the fuckkkkk??


Exaggerate nahi kar raha woh sach mein bhayanak HOT thi like bahot bhayanak... Fucking Hell..


Ab woh park mein enter hui toh police waale bahaar he rukk gaye or guards uske sath andar gaye usne earphones laga rakhe they or andar jaake usne running suru ki.. Ab Sonia ki personal gaadi thi "Rolls-Royce Phantom " Jisme woh mostly safar karti thi or woh filhaal mere saamne khaddi thi or mera task tha uss Phantom mein mera ye button yaani ye gadget rakhna.. Uske liye mujhe sahi time ka intejaar tha kyunki drivers still yahaan gaadiyon mein he they .. Finally 10 minutes baad Rolls Royce ka driver gaadi se bahaar aaya or ek side hoke cigarette peene laga and idhar maine apna face mask lagaaya or gaadi se niche uttara main and Rolls Royce ki taraf gaya..


Main-Uncle ji please ek photo dilwado gaadi k sath??


Driver-Durr se lele..


Main-Arrey please uncle ye gate ko hath lagaane do please..


Driver-Beta tumhari aukaat durr se dekhne ki he hai ..


Ab mere andar ka AP toh chilaaya ki aisa thappad maarun bhen k lund ko ki sans bhull jaaye ye,lekin mere andar k planner ne roukk liya mujhe..


Main-Uncle ek he second please.. Please..


Driver-Thik thik.. Hath hath lagaale..


Ye bolke maine piche waala door halka saa khola or selfie lene laga or idhar jaise he woh driver ne cigarette ka next kash liya maine distraction ka faayda uthaake woh button aka Audio transmeter seat k bag mein daal diya... And Done..


Main-Thanks Uncle..


Ye bolke main waapis apni gaadi mein aake baitha or wait karne laga uske aane kaa lekin woh bhenchod running he karti rahi.. Iski maa ki chut chand par jaaegi kya bhag bhag k.. Finally 1 ghante baad woh bahaar aai or apni gaadi mein baithi idhar maine woh device ko apne phone se connect kiya awaaj ki clearity check karne k liye ..


Sonia-Today was good Sneha..


Sneha iski assistant kaa naam tha..


Assistant-Yeah mam , today's run was swift..


Sonia- I'm sweating badly.. Thakk gayi yaar..


Assistant- Water mam..


Ok nice awaaj ekdum clear thi ab technically mere 3 kaam they pehla ye gadget lagaana dusara Sonia ka number nikaalna tisra uski assistant ka number nikaalna.. Ab Gadget maine laga diya tha Assistant ka number easily nikalwa lunga main or Sonia ka personal number already tha mere pass.. Actually isne khud diya tha last year humari ek party mein mili thi mujhse ye Haweli par..Tab isko Haryanvi Music industry mein involve hona tha kyunki Haryanvi music badhiya chal raha tha uss time toh isne help maangi thi meri toh maine, maine nahi bc mere kehne par Rishi ne wahaan isko 3-4 logon se milwa diya tha Haryanvi Industry se related or uske baad isne Haryanvi Music industry mein bhi pair rakh liya tha.. Tabhi isne mera number liya tha or mujhe missed call di thi.. Baat uske baad kabhi nahi hui meri usase lekin number tha mere pass.. So mere tasks pure hogaye they or mujhe ab waapis jaana tha toh main nikala hotel k liye raaste mein unki normal baat cheet he hui or ab main hotel pohanchke device rakhne he waala tha ki mujhe ek phone ki ring sunaai di toh maine sunana jaari rakha..


Sonia-Hi Baby.. How are you??


Ab saamne waale ki awaaj obviously nahi sunane waali thi mujhe but ye Sukesh tha itana samjh aagaya tha mujhe..


Sonia-Yeah yeah.. Jogging hogayi.. Tum batao.. Yeah.. Yeah.. All good.. Kal aane waale they naa tum?? Oh stop it Sukesh.. Juth matt bolo I know Mumbai mein konse business hain tumhare... Leave.. Main baat nahi karna caahti iss topic par.. Acha Black Badge ka kya hua???


Black Badge.. Actually Black Badge Rolls Royce ki he ek car hai Cullinan ka best model hai woh.. Bahot Rare hai india mein woh filhaal bahot jyaada rare.


Sonia-What do you mean tum try kar rahe ho?? Try kar rahe ho?? I want that Sukesh.. I don't care.. Get it for me.. Tumhare gulcharre udaane bandh hon toh kuch try karo tum.. Dont start it.... Koi business nahi hai tumhara wahaan.. Mera munh matt khulwao.. Natalie?? Shriya?? Kiske sath ho... Sab pata hai mujhe shut up.. Tumhara mess baad mein mujhe he clear karna hai toh ab baat matt chupaao mujhse.. Acha?? Maine konsa mess theek kiya???Acha?? Dipali ko bhull gaye ?? Miya ko?? Arushi??? In sabka munh kisne bandh karwaya??? Yeah.. Maine.. Right.. Tum kachra failaate ho baad mein saaf mujhe karna padta hai.. Mujhe matt samjhao konsi baatein kahaan karni hoti hain.. I don't care tum kya karte ho mujhe bus sach batao taaki baadmein tumhe uss kichad se main nikaal shakun... Bye.. I want that Black Badge..


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Ok.. Things just got interesting.. A whole lot interesting..


Continued..

Gazzab ka update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-496(Sonia Arya-2) ​

496


So Sonia Arya se mujhe bahot kaam ki information milli thi uske husband Sukesh k baare mein . Sukesh ek rangbaaj aadmi tha or shaadi k bahaar uske bahot saare chakkar they jinka Sonia ko bhi pata tha obviously but usse problem nahi thi kuch uske alawa kuch ladkiyon k naam bhi mile they mujhe jinka munh bandh karwaya tha Sonia ne Sukesh k liye ab kyun kaise or kisliye bandh karwaya tha woh simple tha obviously Sukesh ne un ladkiyon k sath relations banaae honge or fir unko use karke faink diya hoga or jab unhone awaaj uthaani caahi toh Dono ne apni political power or paise ki help se unka munh bandh karwa diya hoga.. Ab mujhe woh munh he khulwana tha.. Uske alawa ek orr information thi ki Sonia gaadiyon ki bahot shoukeen hai bahot jyaada or usko Rolls Royce Cullinan Black Badge caahiye thi jiska filhaal milna possible nahi tha beshak woh or uska pati gand takk ka jorr laga lein,lekin thankfully mere pass woh gaadi already thi well mere pass nahi Rishi k pass thi but ek he baat hai.. Ab mujhe ye dono information ka use karna tha..


Sabse pehle mujhe woh teen ladkiyon ko dhundana tha Dipali, Arushi or Miya.. Yelog Mumbai se they or obviously actresses bananey aai hongi inke production house mein wohlog jahaan se Sukesh ne unhe use kiya ab unko dhundana easy tha . Jaisa maine bataya Mumbai ki 3 or 1 Pune ki Lok Sabha seats humaare pass hain issliye maine Mumbai North Central ki humaari Member of Parliament Meena Dixit ko call kiya..


Meena-Oho ho aaj suraj kidhar se nikala hai humaare bade sahaab ko meri yaad aai woh bhi subah subah..


Main-Urgent kaam hai mousi ..


Meena-Aap hukkum kijiye Sir..


Main-Majaak nahi Mousi..


Meena-Acha acha bata beta..Tujhe mana thodi hai..


Main-3 Ladkiyaan hain Dipali, Arushi or Miya ye teeno woh Sonia Arya k production house se related rahi hongi pehle kabhi, toh mujhe dhundke do ye jald se jald..


Meena- Koi address?? Photos??


Main-Kuch bhi nahi hai.. Bus naam hai or ye information ki yelog past 2-3 saal mein Sonia k production house mein rahi hongi..


Meena-Uff.. Aise kaise dhundun AP...


Main-Main kya bataaun ab bolo.. Kaam aapka aap karwao.. Kaise karwaoge ye aap jaano.. I don't care.. Pehli baar koi kaam bola hai aapko..


Meena-Ok Ok.. Emotional naa kar dhundwaati hun..


Main- Thanks.. Silently karwana or 24 ghante hain bus aapke pass..


Meena-Arrey.


Main-Bye.. Love you..


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Uske baad maine Rishi ko call kiya..


Rishi-BC itani subah kaise uth gaya..


Main-Soya he nahi bola toh tha ab busy rahunga.. Sun help caahiye bahot badi..


Rishi-Haan bol naa bc puch kya raha hai..


Main-Thoda personal hai but trust me sab sahi hoga.. Mujhe Cullinan caahiye...


Rishi-What the fuck..? Brooo.. Noo..


Main-Dekh bhosdk.. Bhai teri kasam urgent kaam se caahiye hai koi hawa nahi maarni or tujhe chalaani thodi hai bc.. Samjha kar.. Bahot jaruri hai..


Rishi-Ok.. Ok.. Bhai please dhyaan rakhna lekin..


Main-Yeah teri kaam..Vinny ko bhejdey jaldi se leke..


Rishi-Ok..


Main-Thanks Bro..


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Maine uske baad Vinny ko call kiya..


Vinny-Ji bhai..


Main-Rishi Cullinan ki chaabi dega 3-4 din k kapde pack karke idhar Rohini waale Luxurious par aaja ASAP..


V-Ji bhai..


Main-Gaadi araam se laana be gand fatt jaaegi Rishi ki ,kuch hua toh..


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Ab bus wait karna tha mujhe toh maine woh audio sunani jaari rakhi.. 2 ek ghante toh kuch sound nahi aai uske baad Sonia office k liye nikali gaadi mein tab awaaj aai lekin kuch khaas nahi tha usme normal business ki baatein uske alawa Cullinan ka jikar fir hua or Sonia ko sab details pata thi bc uski konsa engine kitani horsepower etc etc matlab shyaani thi woh.. Baaki sablog bhi kaam par lag gaye they khair dopehar takk Vinny bhi aagaya tha and thankfully Dopehar ko 1 baje Meena mousi ka call bhi aagaya..


Meena-Guess what..


Main-What the hell? Itana jaldi dhund liya??


Meena-Yeah.. Easy tha.. Teeno as you said Production house se related thi.. Teeno models he thi Arya k production house k liye or last 1 saal k andar he inhone chhodi hai company.. Miya Mauritius rehti hai baaki dono local hain, yahin hain..


Main-Awesome..


Meena-Hain kon yelog??


Main-Baadmein batata hun.. I'll call you back soon...


Meena-Ok ok.. Tu or tere secret mission's.. Aaja kabhi milke jaa..


Main-Time he nahi hai mousii..thank.. Bye..


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Main-Vinny.. Next flight jo bhi hai Mumbai ki usme tickets caahiye mujhe..


Vinny- 3 ghante baad hai bhai.. Ek abhi 30 minutes baad hai.. Usme pohanch nahi paaenge itani derr toh airport takk lag jaaegi.. Private jet ka bolun Guptaji ko??


Main-Abe jet ka abhi bolega toh usme bhi 2 ek ghante toh lag he jaaenge.. Chal isme he chalenge 30 minutes waali mein.


Vinny-Kaise bhai??


Main-Tu chal Maine international plane roukk diya tha ye toh local hai..


Humlog niche gaye hotel ki gaadi mein baithey or airport k liye nikale.. Or maine idhar woh IAS ko call kiya jiski help se maine woh Psychiatrist ki plane rukwaai thi..


IAS-Good AfterNoon sir..


Main-Arrey sir toh aap ho sir.. Listen ek or help caahiye..


IAS-Fir kissi passenger ko utaarna hai??


Main-Naa.. Plane rukwaao thodi derr jo Mumbai k liye nikalne waali hai 1:30 baje..


IAs-Kitani derr sir??


Main-Bus 1:45 takk aajaaunga main..


IAs-Easy sir.. Hojaaega..


Main-Thanks.. Please gate par milna jyaada time nahi hai..


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Main-Dekha..


Vinny- Main bhull gaya tha aapki powers bhai..


Vinny ne hanste hue kaha..


Main-Lol..


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Awesome update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-497 ( Mumbai) ​

497


Humlog airport pohanchey toh gate par he milgaya woh officer or humlog seedha plane mein aake baithey.. Maine nind lee thodi bahot plane mein. Or 4 baje humlog Mumbai land hue.. Vinny ne already gaadi bulwaa Lee thi yahaan k humaare hotel se toh humlog nikale Mousi k ghar ki taraf..


Main-Ye device lagi hai Sonia ki gaadi mein gaadi mein koi bhi activity ho sunta raha kar..


Ab humlog mousi k bungalow par pohanche he they ki bahaar humein bheed najar aai 15-20 log bahaar khadde they or Mousi or unka beta Abhishek unse baatein kar rahe they.. Actually as I said meri mataji ka mostly time yahin nikala tha toh yahaan unke kuch close friends thi, unmein Ye mousi ji number 1 par thi..


Main-Yahin roukk dey..


Ye bolke humne gaadi wahin khaddi ki or aage ki taraf paidal badhe humlog..


Main-Humaari bhi sun liya karo kabhi MP madam..


Ye sunke unhone meri taraf dekha toh bheed ko cheerte hue bhagke mere pass aai maine unke pair chuwe or fir galle milla unse.. Fir Abhishek ne mere pair chuwe..


Abhi-Parnaam bhaiya..


Main-Kaisa chotu??


Abhi-Badhiya bhai..


Mousi-Batata bhi nahi hai bolo subah kaise bola tha abhi time nahi hai Mousi.. Waah..


Main-Lol.. Aap karo continue main andar chalta hun tabtak..


Abhishek-Aaiye bhaiya..


Main Abhishek k sath andar aaya..


Main- Nirvi kahaan hai..


Abhi-Andar hain didi abhi aai hain Shoot se.. Pagal ho jaaengi khussi se..


Main-I hope so.. Ye konsi movie mein aai thi abhi??


Abhi- Soup -2 ...


Main-Hit thi??


Abhi-Yeah.. Box office hit..


Main-Orr serial konse konse they.. Ek toh Baabul hai..


Abhi-Hahaha.. Bhaiya Babul 3 saal pehle khatam hogaya..


Main-Toh abhi k naam bata be.. Puchegi woh andar jaake..


Abhi- Ye toh cheating hai...heheheh...Divya naam se hai serial..


Main-Good..


Humlog andar aaye or maine aake Nirvi ka room knock kiya.. Toh andar se awaaj aai" sone do na maa".. Lekin maine knock karna jaari rakha..


Finally dhadd se gate khulla..


Nirvi-Kya hai sooooo..... Bhaiya.. Bhaiya..


Ye bolke woh kuddke mere galle se milli...


Main- Haanji actress madam kaisi ho??


Nirvi-I missed you bhaiya..


Usne rote hue kaha..


Nirvi-I hate you.. So much..


Main-Arrey bus bus..


Nirvi-Kya bus... Yahaan aap aatey nahi ho or Haryana humein nahi aane dete.. Toh kaise chalega aise??


Main-Tere kaam ki jagah nahi hai haryana..


Nirvi- Toh mujhe jagah se kya karna hai.. Aaplogon se milna hai mujhe bus.. Deva bhaiya Rishi Mangal Abeer toh aatey rehtey hain 2-3 maheenon mein aap Sam Ravi babhi or Meenu babhi se nahi mil paati, Mangal ki shaadi mein milli thi main uske baad nahi..


Main-Sans toh lele.. Chhod mereko.. Jaa coffee banaake laa..


Nirvi-Ok.. Rukkoge naa??


Main-Mehh.. Raatko waapis..


Nirvi-Hell no.. Aap kahin nahi jaane waale.. Ye kya baat hui ..


Main-Chal subah chala jaaunga..


Nirvi-Noo..


Main-Arrey busy hun meri maa raatko bhi tere kehne se rukk raha hun.. Ek second kaa time nahi hai..


Mousi-Time hota kab hai tere pass...


Main-Aag mein ghee naa daalo mousi..


Mousi- My bad..


Main-Tu coffee bana naa khadi kya hai..


Nirvi-Ok baba ok.. Aunty..


Main-Hatt Aunty. Rehndey fir mujhe nahi peeni.. Itani badi actress hogayi ki bhai ko coffee nahi peela shakti..


Nirvi-Ok. Ok.. Sorry... Aadat nahi haina.. Aapke liye for sure.. Abhi banaati hun..


Mousi-Humaare liye bhi bana diya karo kabhi madam..


Nirvi-Nope..


Main-Movie badhiya chali teri..


Nirvi- Aapko pata hai??


Main-Acha. Mujhe nahi pata hoga.. Mujhe sab pata hai tu kab kya karti hai.. Woh serial kaisa chal raha hai Divya naam tha na???


Nirvi-Yes.. Oh my god... Puri updates rakhte ho aap..


Main-Yes.. Babul. K baad yahi kar rahi haina..


Nirvi-Haan.. Movies mein focused hun jyaada main ab.. I'm reading 3-4 scripts at the moment.. Ek. Jald he select karungi..


Main-Good.. Ye bahaar kya tha Mousi??


Mousi-Arrey kuch nahi Drugie contractor hai ek gareebon k pariwaar khatam kar raha hai drugs bech bech k. .iss taraf AP nahi haina..


Main-Police???


Mousi-State Government ka khaas hai police kya karegi..


Main-Waah.. Yahi toh caahiye..


Mousi- Kya bataau yaar.. We feel helpless here baaki koi dikkat nahi hai sab kaam hota rehta hai time to time log Khuss hain but aise log hain jo dukhi kar lete hain state k support k sath kya karun inka..


Main-Hmmm...


Mousi -Tu kardey kuch.. Aadha Maharashtra dukhi hai...


Main-Zehar khaane ka time nahi hai Mousi..


Mousi- Woh toh pata he hai.. Kabhi free rehta nahi hai tu..


Main-Aap karo kuch..


Mousi-Haan.. Kal Dharna denge Police commissioner k ghar k bahaar ..


Main-Awesome.. Woh do naa aap list details caahiye mujhe..


Mousi-Yele.. Ye do hain ye address hai.. Ye photos..


Main-Woh Mauritius gayi matlab usne paisa le liya hoga.. Ye dono aise middle class ghar mein reh rahi hain matlab inhone paise nahi liye inhe Power se chupp karwaya gaya hai.. Hmm.. Inse milte hain Vinny..


Vinny-Chalein..


Nirvi-Kahaan?? Coffee toh peelo.. Kahaan jaa rahe ho ??


Main-Leke aa jaldi itani derr thodi lagti hai..


Nirvi-Sorry.. Kahaan jaa rahe ho??


Main-Yahin hun.. Aata hun thodi derr mein..


Main or Vinny coffee peeke nikale unn dono ladkiyon se milne or unse milte-2 raat hogayi humein lekin bahot he positive results mille humein.. Thodi mehnat or lagegi bus fir gand faad dunga main.. Wahaan se nikalne mein mujhe raat k 10 baj gaye or idhar Nirvi k kai phones aa chuke they toh maine usko call back kiya..


Nirvi-Dont tell me aap waapis chale gaye.. I'll kill you..


Main-Naa. Naa.. Tujhe bina bataaee thodi jaaunga yaar..


Nirvi-Good.. Kyunki maine mere bahot saare friends ko bulaaya hai .. Aapse milne


Main-Kissliye?? mujhse kyun milna hai?? Maine kya kiya..


Nirvi-Kya kiya?? Bhaiya aap India mein bade bade Actors se bhi jyaada famous ho..


Main-Nirvi..you know I hate this stuff..


Nirvi-Yeah..Please suno, Maine bahot baar bola tha inko ki AP mera bhai hai etc etc ab nahi miloge toh awkward lagega..


Main-Ok.. Mujhe laga main he hawa baaj hun.. 10 minutes dey..


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Humlog waapis bungalow pohanchey toh andar kaafi saare log mojjud they actors, actress producer's etc.. Dinner k liye bulaya tha nirvi ne unko..


Main-Ek second ek second.. Guys.. Please ek baar sunlo sabse mil lunga.. Actually main officially Mumbai nahi hun thoda secretly aaya hun toh sure pics lene mein mujhe koi problem nahi hai but social media par abhi nahi daalna haan?? 2-3 din rukk jaana.. Or mere sath kya photo leni popular toh aaplog ho..


"Sir Bollywood ek taraf or aap ek taraf , hum toh kya he popular hain aapke saamne "


Main-Thanks.. Aajao..


Ab agle 2 ghante Maine unke sath lagaaye.. Mera koi mood nahi tha but behan ne bola toh karne kaa. Finally raat 1 baje takk Woh sab log jaa chuke they..


Main-Dekh Nirvi Maine bola tha kal jaaunga main or kal suru hogaya hai..


Nirvi-What ?? No chance.. Abhi humne toh baatein ki he nahi... Nooo... Rukko... Subah early morning chale jaana.. Pleaseee..


Main-Tu aise na kar yaar ab..


Khair ab rukk gaya main or subah takk hum sabki baatein khatam naa hui.. Subah 8 baje earliest flight thi toh wahi leni thi.... Issliye subah sabko bye kiya maine..


Main-Mousi aap kahaan jaa rahe ho itani subah??


Mousi-Arrey woh bataaya tha naa woh drug dealer.. Uske khilaaf dharna..


Main-Oh yeah yeah.. Good luck.. And good bye..


Mousi- Bye beta.. Or best of luck jo bhi kar raha hai tu..


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Fabulous update bro

 

[Sushilnkt]

Gjb है

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro