Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-528(Gujarat-2)
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528

Raat humlog Ahmedabad mein rukke they wahaan humaare hotel mein best khaana khaaya and main mast soo gaya .. Ab meri aankh khulli kyunki mujhe pyaash lagi thi maine time dekha 1 baja tha raat ka main utha orr paani piya table se uthaake and waapis sone jaa he raha tha ki bahaar balcony mein mujhe ek saaya dikha..

Main-Kon haibe??

Bhenchod kon ho shakta hai..Darwaja bandh tha or 7th floor par hun yahaan bina darwaaje k koi nahi aa shakta... Maine light on ki or ek metal ka kettle uthaaya and bahaar balcony ki taraf gaya..

"Hallucinations hain bitch.. Wake the fuck up.. Wake up.. Marr jaaega maadarchod niche Girrke"

Ye awaaj mere andar se aai or aisi aai maano kissi ne mere munh par jorr se thappad jadd diya ho.. Bhenchod Sachmein thappad waali feel aagayi thi mujhe.. Main utha toh bhenchod Sachmein balcony mein tha main .. Fuckk.. Bhenchod ye deewar ne bacha liya warna abhi itani uppar se girrta toh madarchod laash k tukkde bhi nahi milte.. Fuckkkk... Thanks Be 2.0...

Ye bolke main waapis bed par aagaya.. Bhenchod... Gand fatt gayi thi.. Abe can you imagine AP the great ki death aisi hoti??? Bhosdk kissi ko viswaash takk nahi hota bhai or udhar Headquarters waale toh investigation kar kar k marr jaate ki hua toh hua kaise or Kiya kisne.. Fuckkk..

Ab bhenchod mujhe 3-4 ghante issi baat ko leke nind nahi aai ki ye hua kaise or bc ho jaata kuch toh.. Gand fatt gayi bc.. Aisi moutt nahi marrna bc fuck no.. Finally subah 6 baje main soya firse lekin kuch derr baad mera phone baja or kaafi derr bajta he raha.. Finally meri nind khulli toh dekha maine Phone Deva bhai ka tha.. Bhenchod... 7:30 hogaye 8 baje toh meeting hai..

Main-Hello..

Deva-Kahaan tha be ???

Main- Naha raha tha bhai. Sorry..

Deva-Main pohanchne waala hun Mohan k ghar 20-25 minutes mein pohanch jaao tum gate par bol diya hai maine..

Main-Ji bhai..

Deva-Orr haan please ,nadaan hai Mohan, toh apna rudarr rupp mein matt aana. I mean dhamki wagairaah nahi .. Waise he maan jaaega ye..

Main-Bhai I know Mohanlal sir kaise aadmi hain or aise logon ko dhamki wamki nahi deta main aapko toh pata he hai saamne waala jaisa hai waisa he main hun..

Bhai- I know i know.. Aaja..

Main-Ji...

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod 20-25 minutes toh pohanchne mein lag jaaengi.. Main jhatt se uthaa or bathroom mein aaya seconds mein nahaaya and bathroom se he Jaanwar ko call kiya..

Main- 30 seconds mein ready kar sabko...

Call disconnected..

Itana jaldi kabhi ready nahi hua tha main.. Bhenchod nind toh bahot aarahi thi bhayanak lekin jaana jaruri tha main kudta hua niche aaya tabtak Jack gaadi le aaya tha or Abeer bhi ready tha. Bus main Abeer or Jack he jaa rahe they 20 minutes ka raasta tha or bc nind itani thi ki main gaadi mein he sogaya..

Abeer- Oye uth bc.. Ghar aagaya..

Main-Chal fir...

Abeer- Bhosdk State k Deputy Chief Minister se milne jaa raha hai aise kaise jaaega be.. Aisa lag raha hai raat ki uttari nahi hai.. Munh dho le..

Maine Paani ki bottle se bahaar nikalke munh dhoya baal waal set kiye and hum Mohanlal k bungalow mein enter hue. Aage aaye toh security ne checking ki humaari and humlog andar aaye toh andar ek alag room mein Bhai Mangal or Mohanlal baithe they..

Main-Parnaam Sir..

Mohanlal-Aao.. AP aao.. Please baitho.. Abeer how are you?

Abeer-Good Sir..

Mohanlal-Kya loge AP?

Main-Bus Sir nothing..

Mohanlal -Arrey aise kaise pehli baar mere ghar aaye ho khaali hath nahi jaane dunga.. Or waise bhi Ab toh soon humlog alliance waale hone waale hain toh aana jaana laga rahega.. NDP BLD HAAN..

Main-Coffee is good Sir..

Mohanlal-Ok.. Coffee it is..

Usne apne nokar ko coffee k liye bola..

Mohanlal-Deva ji bata rahe they ki tumhe koi urgent kaam hai mujhse..

Main-Ji uncle aaj main ek First Class salesman banke aaya hun aapke pass or ek aisi deal leke aaya hun ki main bhi khuss or aap toh triple khuss..

Mohanlal-Deal ??

Main- Situation ye hai ki Sir humlog actually NDP k sath koi alliance nahi kar rahe hain none.. Woh Balwant game khel raha hai humaare sath.. Humein khatam karne k liye humein sath lena caah raha hai..

Mohanlal-Oho ho.. Sure ho??

Main-1000%...

Mohanlal-AP ..Kutte ki dumm kabhi seedhi nahi ho shakti..

Main-Uncle main uss kutte ko he seedha kardunga dumm toh cheej kya hai.. Bus aapki help caahiye..

Mohanlal-Samjha nahi main??

Main-Ab obviously aap beshak uske under ho lekin in real nafrat toh aap bhi karte ho unse..

Mohanlal- Ab munh se bolunga nahi AP..

Main-Haan Haan.. Lekin samjh gaya main... Sunita ji ka jaadu aisa chala hai uske uppar ki party k loyal supporter ko bhull raha hai.. Lekin main nahi.. Humaari Dosti toh khaandaani hai.. Bhai..

Deva- Toh apne Jagat ji NDP se alag horahe hain or humaare sath milke hum khud sarkaar bana rahe hain..

Ye sunke Mohan ko bhayanak jhatka laga or woh apni seat se khadda hogaya..

Mohan- No way??

Deva-Ji..

Mohan-Thats crazy..

Deva- Ab hum dono k milke 200 kaa aakda chhu liya hai.. Maharashtra mein bhi 95% sure hain toh 225 ... Aapke 12-13 milaake..

Main- No no.. Sorry bhai busy tha toh aapko update nahi kar paaya.. Actually aakda 225 nahi 255 par hai.. Odisha Se Vardhan Deo and family or Bengal Se Devdutt ki 15-15 seats humaare pass hain..

Ab jhatka khaane ki baari Bhai ki thi woh bhi apni seat se khadde hogaye..

Deva-What?? Kal din din mein itana sab kardiya tune.. No way...

Main-Ji.. With proof.. Woh dono he ready hain.. Toh Mohan uncle ki 12 milaake hue 267 ...

Mohanlal-12 nahi 13 ko iss muthi mein leke baitha hun main..

Main-Waah.. So ab aap soch rahe hoge ki main tumhare sath kyun jaaunga.. Ab Deputy CM bhalla kya hai?? Ye aapko bhi pata hai Balwant ki chaal hai ye aapko side karke pure Gujarat ki dorr Sunita k hathmein dene ki.. Lekin nope...13 MP's k alawa 60 MLA's bhi toh hain aapke pass..

Mohanlal-62...

Main- Lo 62...ab 45 humaare... Aapke 13 MP'S k badle main aapko 45 MLA dunga. Hum dono k milaake hue 107 yaani puran bahumatt se banegi humaari sarkaar or CM kon hoga?? Kon hoga?? Mohanlal Desai... Home Ministry kiske under hogi?? Mohanlal Desai.. Finance kiske under hogi?? Mohanlal Desai..

Mohanlal ki aankhon mein mujhe saaf dikh raha tha uski khussi kaa koi thikaana nahi tha.. Woh bc Sapno mein Oath bhi le chuka tha CM ki..

Main-Or 268 hogaye 4-5 seats caahiye ye toh main sapno mein bhi laa shakta hun orr 4-5 nahi 70-80 laaunga abhi toh or chalo maanlo nahi laa paaya main, toh bhi aapka kya nuksaan hai??? Boliye?? Aapko toh fir bhi Gujarat CM ki gaddi millegi he millegi Center Government koi bhi ho.. Main haar gaya toh bhi aapko toh MLA's se matlab hai... Aapko thodi harra paaega koi.. Choice aapki hai haan agar Saari jindagi Sunita k under nikaalni hai toh aapki marji hai...

Mohanlal- Deva ko toh log yun he badnaam kartey hain asli politician toh tu hai AP..

Ye sunke hum sab hanss paddey..

Deva-Wahi toh.. Dekho Mohan bhai humaari dosti 16-17 saal puraani hai jubaan deta hun or aapko pata hai Jaat hun apni baat se mukarunga nahi humaara center mein kuch bhi ho lekin Gujarat mein aapko support rahega he rahega.. Baaki aapki marji agar vishwash nahi hai toh..

Mohanlal- Arrey sharminda matt karo Deva.. Tum galle millo..

Woh dono galle mille or mera kaam hogaya pura..

Continued..

Ley bahi Gujrat Bhi down
Mumbai Gujrat Bengal n Odissa 4 states to khatam baqi North India to hai hi apna. Ab dekhay aage kia qadam uthata hai AP magar Ghana qatil ho rakha hai apna londa.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-529(I Am A God) ​

529


Mohanlal -AP.. I'm ready... Deal yahi rahegi.. CM Home and Finance humara baaki Tum jaise baantoge waise baant lenge.. 13 MP'S toh Likh k lelo 15 dunga..


Main-Naa na... 13 he caahiye ,khaas khaas.. Baaki log toh jab center mein sarkaar ban jaaegi tab khudbakhud aa jaaenge bheekh maangte hue.. Haan inn sabke alawa 400 crore Rupees bhi dunga main aapko...


Mohanlal-4. 4.4.4...400 Crore.. Kkkkkyun?? Mujhe paise nahi caahiye AP.. Mujhe jo mill raha hai more then enough hai..


Main- Aapke liye enough hai... Ye MP'S k liye hai 30 crore each or baaki 10 crore aapki marji..


Mohanlal-Mere MP mere kehne par aa jaaenge paise nahi caahiye unhe AP...


Main- I know.. Lekin ye jaruri hai trust me.. Lene he padenge ye toh.. Confirmation yahi hai.. Koi sochega aapki baat naa maananey ki toh bhi paisa dekh k bhull jaaega..


Mohanlal- Ok.. Ok..


Main- Ab aapko karna kya hai suniye.. Kissi ko ye baat nahi bataani kissi ko bhi nahi sirf aapke jo khaas se khaas se khaas MP MLA haina unko bolo ready raho kuch hone waala hai or jo bhi hoga humaare liye acha hoga ye bolna hai bus.. Or fir jab main kahun tabhi aapko Sabke saamne confirm kar dena hai..


Mohanlal-Jo tum kaho..


Main- Ab Sir I know aap mere family friend hain or ek respected Politician bhi..


Deva-AP.. Woh samjh gayee..


Mohanlal-No no let him speak Deva.. Sab pehle he clear hojaana caahiye..


Main-Ji.. Main jyaada logon ki itani respect nahi karta but aapki karta hun ab mujhse bus aapse ek he cheej caahiye woh hai Loyalty badle mein aapko main sab kuch deraha hun basically I'm giving you a new life.. Ab jabtak ye Loyalty hai tabtak aap ho main pehle dhoka nahi dunga aapko ,sochunga bhi nahi but aapke andar kissi bhi reason se laalach aaya toh fir aap jaante ho main kon hun or main kya kya kar shakta hun..


Mohanlal-Trust me I know.. Aajtak Balwant ko Dhoka nahi diya maine or woh toh mujhe barbaad kar raha tha fir bhi, ye bhi tumhare kehne par horaha hai.. Trust me I wont betray you..


Main-Then We are cool... Congratulations...


Mohanlal-Thanks.. Thanks A Lot.. Balwant ko bana detey hain Prime Minister..


Main-Ji.. Ok Chalta hun.. See you soon..


Mohanlal-You too.. Thanks again for the opportunity..


Deva-Ok Mohan ji.. It was Lovely meeting you can't wait for all of this to get official..


Mohanlal-Ji bilkul Deva ji..


Humne usko bye kiya and humlog nikale bahaar...


Deva-Oye.. Sun.. Jaldi se ye bata Odisha or Bengal waali baat tu sirf Mohan ko bottle mein utaarne k liye kar raha tha naa... Right??


Main-Nahi bhai.. 30 seat le aaya wahaan se.. Jaanwar bata be..


Abeer-Ji Bhai.. Le aaya seats ye... I don't know kaise but ye magician hai..


Ab bhai Or Mangal rukk gaye wahaan k wahaan..


Mangal-Bhai.. Tu kya haibe??? AP.. Tu bhagwaan he hai..


Main-Jaag jaao bhai..


Deva-Bhai.. Kaise kar raha hai tu?? Raaton raat 30 seats le aaya.. Bhai.. Tu haina.. Mujhe toh piche chhod he chuka hai tu Toh Dadaji ko bhi piche chhod dega sooner or later.. Fucking hell bhai..


Main-Hahaha... Thanks bhai..


Deva-Gajab.. 30 woh 13 iski.. 43... Abe lekin woh Maharashtra waala issue nahi solve horaha Aditi se milla tha main woh nahi maan rahi Alliance k liye.. Weird behave kar rahi hai bc.. Boli akeli ladegi election's.


Main-Maan jaaegi bhai Maan jaaegi.. Maine thoda darra diya tha usko..


Abeer-Thoda kya bahot jyaada..


Main-Yeah.. Issliye she's scared of me.. But maan jaaegi dusara option nahi hai.. Warna fir doobara darraana padega.. Tabtak aap manatey raho..


Deva-Toh tu pehle usse he mana le 25 toh confirm kar.. Sarkaar ban he gayi uske confirm hote he..


Main-No no.. Bhai usse abhi nahi manana woh perfect distraction hai.. Ab dekho.. Balwant Sudha etc sab Maharashtra mein he honge ..


Deva-Haan haan.. Wohlog bhi meeting par meeting le rahe hain Aditi k sath... Maine PM k through message pohancha diya hai Balwant ko ki main bhi Aditi ko apne sath lena caah raha hun.. Ab aditi kissi ki side ho milegi toh NDP mein he kyunki hum bhi toh NDP mein aarahe hain..


Main-Heheh.. Smart..


Deva-Haan but Balwant bola ki woh Aditi ko BLD k through NDP mein nahi laana caahta woh toh woh khud manaa lega Aditi ko ... Lekin maine bhi boldiya main bhi mana raha hun 25 seats or laake dunga toh 2 cabinet posts orr lunga..


Main-Lol.. Bhai smart toh aap bhi bahot jyaada ho he.. Bilkul Confirm kar diya Balwant ko ki uske sath ho aap...


Deva-Wahi toh caahiye naa..


Main-Exactly... Ab wohlog wahaan munh maarte rahenge naa toh unhe farak nahi padega ki main kya kar raha hun unhe bhi toh 25 caahiye.. 25 k chakkar mein 250 kho denge wohlog.. Issliye Aditi ka randi rona chalne do aap wahin raho unhe bhi lagna caahiye ki Deva bhi pura jorr laga raha hai.. Yahin hai woh bhi...


Deva-Haan wahin jaa raha hun.. Ek or baat 400 crore AP??? Yahaan kya jarurat thi.. Itana paisa AP..


Main-Bhai ye paisa sabse jaruri hai ye confirmation hai humaara sath dene ki ,ye token hai.. Jo hai woh yahi hai.. Trust me.. Or paisa India mein se kissi ka nahi hai or naa he galat tareeke se laaya gaya hai.. Trust me..


Deva-I know.. Ye pata hai mujhe. Galat kaam kaa paisa nahi laaega tu. Lekin still..


Main-Bhai.. Trust...


Deva-Ok.. Ok...


Main-Humlog nikalte hain aap pohancho Maharashtra..


Main Abeer or Jack waapis hotel aaye or bc mujhe aarahi thi itani nind ki main sone jaa he raha tha ki mera phone baja.. Unknown number tha waise main unknown uthaata nahi hun but isko uthaane k liye mere andar se awaaj aai maano..


Main-Hello...


"Good Morning Boss It's T"


Main-T???


T-Yeah.. Aap nahi jaante but I work for you..


Main-Ohh.. Yeah.. 3.0 ka banda hai tu.. Boll..


T-Yeah.. Boss we have a problem..

Main- What the fuckkkkk?

Continued..

Ab yah kaun si manhoos khabar ke sath aa gaya hai T. Naseeb me ho laude to kaisay milegay pakodey

 

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Update-530(3.0's Plan) ​

530
Mere pass 3.0 k accountant T kaa call aaya tha jisne mujhe bataya ki kuch problem hai..


Main-Kya problem hai bhai?? Or mujhe kyun bata raha hai , tu toh Chang se he deal karne waala tha naa..


T-Yeah sorry boss but aapke through main andar takk baat pohancha dena caahta hun mere boss takk message pohanch jaaega..


Main-Abe woh so raha hai andar...


T-Still woh samjh jaaenge.. He Never Sleeps..


Main-Bol bol..


T-So 4500 Crore jo apne they woh India toh aachuke they jaisa plan tha aapka.. Or fir Delhi mein woh broker Haina KHAN ,usko dene they paise or woh fir alag alag states mein pohanchaane waala tha lekin ab aaj Jab apna paisa Delhi pohancha toh maine Khan se contact kiya ki paisa aagaya hai toh usne mana kardiya boss ki woh nahi karega ye kaam.. Paisa bahot jyaada hai bola.. Itana cash nahi karega woh..


Main-Whatttt??? Whattt???


T-H. j.. ji boss.. I'm sorry boss.. I'm sorry.. I tried.. But... Woh end time par dhoka degaya aapne kaha tha trustable hai woh so I blindly trusted him..


Main-He betrayed me??? Meeee?? He Fucking Betrayed Me.. The Serpent????Mujhe dhoka dega woh??? Mujhe??? .. And you . . . You fucking dumbass maine blindly trust karne ko kaha tha..??? Nahi naa???


T-S. S. S. sorry.. I'm.. Sorry boss...


Main-J Ko add kar call mein..


T-Ji boss...


J-Morning Boss.. Boss.. I'm. Sorry.. Mujhe khud aana caahiye tha Delhi.. But main Yuri ko business samjha raha tha yahaan..


Main-Well it's not too Late now is it J??


J-No boss.. I'll be in Delhi in few hours boss...


Main-Paisa safe hai??


T-Yes boss.. Warehouse mein hai Delhi..


Main-T Tu paise k sath reh...J aatey he First Khan ko dhund aaj dopehar 2 baje takk Khan or uska pura pariwar suna?? Pura pariwar bache budhe aurat sab.. Khatam... Samjhe.. Khatam.. Aisa lagna caahiye koi Khan tha he nahi yahaan par..


J-Bilkul boss...


Main- Tabtak Main plan banata hun... Don't worry... Minor hiccup hai ye nothing else.. I'll handle it.. Jyaada derr nahi reh shakta main.. 1.0 ko update kardunga main plan k sath..


J-Ofcourse boss..


Call disconnected...


Bhenchod.. Ek. Second.. Hua kya be?? Maine phone dekha toh 4 minutes baat hui meri iss number par.. Lekin bc.. Main toh hello he kiya tha.. Oye... 2.0...bhosdk..sun..


2.0-What ??


Main-Kya baat ki tune??


2.0- Nothing..


Main-Bhosdk.. Raatko tune meri jaan bachaai thi toh ye matt samjh juth seh lunga tera..


2.0- Kaisi Jaan???


Main- Abe Hallucinations mein uppar 7th floor se niche girrne waala tha tune jagaa diya tha naa.. Sach bata ab kya baat ki..


2.0- Bitch I'm not lying or jaan bhi nahi bachaai Maine.. 3.0 ne bachaai thi ,Nind, Coma, Nashe ,paralysis etc mein wahi active reh shakta hai bus humaari aukaat nahi hai utani..


Main-Fucking hell..


2.0-Baat bhi usne ki.. Paise ka issue hogaya hai..


Main-Kya issue be?? Bhenchod??


2.0-Jiss bandey ne paise Delhi se baaki states mein bhejne they woh mana kar gaya..


Main-Whattt??? Bhenchod.. Paise bina sab kaise hoga???


2.0-Chinta matt kar,tu kuch ghante so jaa.. 3.0 karlega tabtak..


Main-So jaaun??! Bhosdk.. Itani badi problem mein kaise so jaaun..


2.0-Abe tu soyega tabhi woh kaam kar paaega theek se.. Sojaa nind aa rahi hai.. Trust 3.0..


Nind aa toh rahi hai . . . Bhosdk.. So raha hun.. 10 baje hain agar shyaam takk plan nahi banapaaya naa toh gand fatt jaaegi bhai..


Ab main sogaya kyunki nind he itani aarahi thi or ab meri aankh doobara khulli 2.0 ki wajah se..


2.0- Uth be..


Main-Kya hua bc??


2.0- Plan ready hai..


Main-Kya??


2.0-Bhai..Uth jaa.. Plan bana liya 3.0...


Main-Bhenchod.. 10:06 hue hain...10:04 par soya tha Abe bhenchoe 2 minute pehle toh soya tha bhai main.. Itani derr mein plan bana diya..


2.0- 2 minutes mein woh Duniya jalaa dey..


Main-Bhenchod... Kya plan hai??


Ab 2.0 ne mujhe plan bataya.. Jisse sun meri gand fatt gayi..


Main-Ye 2 minutes mein bana liya usne?? 2 minute mein bc?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa.. Chal chutiya naa bana..


2.0- Hai tu chutiya..


Main-Abe.. bhai..kaise itana sab??


2.0- mujhse kya puch raha hai I'm shocked too..


Main- Ye daraawna nahi lagta tujhe??


2.0- Daraawna??Bhayanak Daraawna..


Main- Bc..kuch karna padega be iska toh..


2.0 -Nope..Maine kuch karne ki sochi thi tabhi ye haal hai..Chal Delhi jaana hai..


Maine Claire Ami Abeer or Chang ko room mein bulaaya. Or tabtak main uthke ready hua tabtak Sab aachuke they..


Main-So we have a problem..


Abeer-Problem?? Ab kya hua bc??


Main- Major problem hai but 3.0 ne already plan ready kar liya hai jaanwar tu ek kaam kar tu Mumbai jaa tabtak Bhai k pass reh logon ko shakal dikha ki tu bhi wahin laga hai.. Ami Jack mere sath chalenge.. Chang tu Kharagpur West Bengal jaa wahaan ek event create kar ki Indonesia se ek bahot bada HORSE dealer group aaraha hai India se HORSES khareedne k liye or unhe horse bech raha hai Noida ka Horse Breeder Ajmer Malik.. Kharagpur mein ekdum sunsaan area mein ye event hogi Parson ..


Chang-Ajmer kon hai boss??


Main-Koi nahi dummy shaks hai ..Tu jaa Wahaan or sab kuch ready kar.... First toh kissi ko dikhni nahi caahiye location second agar koi dekhe toh lagna caahiye ki sach mein horses ki deal hone waali hai.. Permissions wagairah sab hona chahiye.. Sab legal hoga..


Chang- Ok boss..


Main- Claire tu online ek Person create kar Ajmer Malik Noida based HORSE breeder aisa shaks jo pichle 15-20 saal se horses k bichmein hai or low profile aadmi hai address wagairah Noida k villages mein kahin ka bharr kaafi naam hai uska horse racing mein aisa lagna caahiye... Koi background check kare naa Ajmer par toh aisa lagna caahiye ki ye toh hai he hai real..


Claire -Got you boss..


Abeer- So ek second ek second.. Hum ek aisa banda bana rahe hain jo Indonesia se aarahe logon ko Horses bechega..


Main- No.. Asal mein Indonesia se bhi koi khareedne nahi aaraha horses..


Abeer-Toh Ajmer bhi fake hai Indonesian bhi fake hai toh bhenchod horses khareedega kon..


Main-Koi nahi actually Horses bhi fake hain..


Abeer-Iski maa kaa.. What the fuck is happening??


Main-Relax jo bola woh karo 3.0 ka plan hai tumhare chote dimag mein itna jaldi nahi ghussega.. Just trust the process..


Continued..

Ley bhai aa gaya 3.0 bhi ab is sab me ab dekhna hai ki kiya hoga hai aage. Delhi me kaam chalu hoga ab.

 

[RAAZ]

Update-531(Power) ​

531

Main Abeer Chang or Claire ko kaam sonpke Jack or Ami k sath airport k liye nikala raaste mein Jatin ko call kiya maine..

Jatin-Ji bhai..

Main- Delhi airport pohanch toh akela.... Gaadi le aana Rajnish waali fortuner..

Jatin- Ji bhai..

Call disconnected..

Ami-Kya karne waale ho boss??

Main-Wait and watch Ami wait and watch...

Humlog Dopehar 2:30 baje Delhi Land hue and wahaan Jatin humaara wait kar raha tha already..

Main- Ye address par chal..

Humlog nikale wahaan se and ek industrial type area mein pohanchey jahaan bahot saari factories and warehouses etc they..

Jatin-Kahaan le aaye bhai yahaan toh koi banda he nahi dikh raha..

Main-Issiliye aaye hain...

Humlog ek bahot bade warehouse k bahaar pohanchey gaadi bahaar he roukki or humlog gaadi se uttare toh andar se ek banda bahaar aaya jiska face fully covered tha mask se.. Woh aake mere saamne jukha..

Main-You must be T??

T-Yes boss.. Please come in..

Woh humein leke side waale chote gate se andar pohancha toh andar woh warehouse pura khaali tha bus bichon bich ek bahot bada saa area tha jisme kuch samaan rakha tha or usko uppar se ek bahot bade black cover se dhakk rakha tha..

T-Here it is boss..

Jatin-Ye kya hai bhai??

Main- Cover hataao pata chal jaaega.

Ab woh cover itana bada tha ki Ami Jack T or Jatin ne harr side se pakkada or fir pura dum lagaake khincha tab woh cover hata or jab woh cover hata toh Jack Ami or Jatin ki toh gand fatt gayi.. Jatin toh bhenchod niche girr gaya uppar dekhte dekhte like literally chakkar khaake girr gaya..

Main-So ladies and gentlemen ye hai sarkaar banaane ka sabse important tool.. This here is almost 4500 Crore Rupees ...

T- 4700 Crore boss.. Khan ka cut yahin hai...

Main- So 4700 Crore..

Jatin-4.... 4700..Crore...bhai..

Main-Toh tujhe kya laga tha sarkaar aise he ban jaaegi..

Jatin-Iski bhen ki.. Bhai.. Aisa toh kabhi movies mein bhi nahi dekha tha..

Jack-For real bhai.. Holy Shit..

Jatin- Bhai aapne woh 300 crore diye they naa wahi dekh k mujhe kai din nind nahi aai thi ye toh uska 15-16 gunna hai...

Main-Abe haan woh 300 crore 250 mein safedd hogaye they toh woh 250 Crore kahaan hain...

Jatin-Woh Chang k orders par gayab kar diye they bhai..

Main- Good unki jarurat padegi..

Jatin- Ok bhai..

Main-Abe paison ko ghurrna bandh kar apna he hai.. Yaa laalach aaraha hai..

Jatin- kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapse uppar thodi hai paisa fir bhi pehli baar aisa kuch dekha hai toh yahi hoga..

Main- Ab Sun Jatin Or Jack dono jaao cash le jaao mujhe 2 trucks caahiye with container 15 Ton se jyaada ki storage capacity waale yahin piche Transport area hai wahaan mill jaaenge all cash mein khareedo black mein.. Bech denge wohlog puraana jo padde honge.. Bus aaj aaj kaam nikaal dey.. Or ek forklift bhi..

Jatin- Forklift kiss liye bhai??

Main- Bhosdk 750 Crore Odisha k or 600 Crore Bengal k total 1350 Crore Rupaye hogaye jinka weight hua 31 Metric Ton orr 31000 Kilogram toh itana paisa hath se thodi uthaaega be forklift caahiye hogi load karne k liye..

Jatin-Iski maa kaa... Fuckkk...

Main-T Tabtak tu ek rough idea lagaa le 750 Crore kahaan takk honge or 600 crore ...

T-Rough nahi boss aise rakha hai ki almost exact idea lag jaaega 25-30 lakh uppar niche bus..

Main-Perfect..

Jatin- Perfect?? 30 lakh rupaye jyaada diye toh perfect bhai?? Ye konsa perfect hua.. 30 Laakhhhh..

Main-Tu bhosdk chillar naa ginn jaldi se trucks or forklift leke aa paise uthaa yahaan se... Ami lets go..

Main or Ami Jatin ki fortuner mein nikale..

Ami-Andar cool ban rahi thi boss main but seriously... 4700 fucking crore rupees.. 4700???? Holy shit.. Kaise??

Main- I don't know 3.0 jaane..

Ami-Or aapko pata nahi karna..

Main-Not really 3.0 ne promise kiya hai paisa india se bahaar se aaya hai or kissi innocent ka nahi hai..

Ami-And you belive him??!

Main- Of course usse juth bolne ki jarurat nahi hai Ami mujhe.. Or agar juth bhi hai toh ye paisa meri family ko safe rakhne mein kaam aaraha hai so I don't give a fuck..

Ami-True but itana paisa is crazzyyyyyy..

Main-Yep..

Ami-Hum kahaan jaa rahe hain??

Main- Ministry of Home Affairs.. I mean India k Home Minister k office mein..

Ami- Bata detey boss itane bade aadmi se milna hai, ready ho jaati..

Main-Rehndey... Sun ek bouquet lele toh... Woh saamne se.. Aise lagna caahiye formal visit hai..

Ami ne ek bouquet liya and humlog pohanchey ministry mein checking etc k baad humlog Balwan uncle k block ki side aaye lekin block mein entry se pehle he gate par humein roukk liya gaya security forces dawaara..

Security 1- Sir yahaan se aage invite only allowed hain.. Bina invite ya appointment nahi jaa shakte..

Main- Bhai jaanta hai tu mujhe?? Kon hun main??

Security- Yes sir.. Ache se.. But unfortunately I can't let you go through...

Maine ab Uncle k PA ko call lagaya lekin call pick nahi hua..

Main-Andar jaake bol dey bhai AP aaya hai phone nahi utha rahe mera..

Security-Sorry sir that's against the protocol..

Main-Tere senior ko he bol dey..

"Kya bolna hai humein?? "

Main-Hii.. Aapki taareef??

Security- Additional Secretary.. Head of The Wing..

Main-Oh IAS sir.. Actually mujhe milna hai Balwan Sir se.. Thodi misunderstandings hain ... Please clear kijiye..

IAS- Unfortunately Mr AP rules are rules.. Obviously aapko rules follow karna passand nahi hai but humein karna padta hai..

Main- Hmm teri tone mein nafrat najar aa rahi hai.. Maine kabhi kuch kiya hai kya tereko?? Yaa maybe meri family waalon ne kiya hoga.. But jo bhi hai dekho mera phone nahi lag raha abhi baat hui thi meri PA se.. Aap jaake pucho toh unse..

IAs-Im sorry.. You can wait here or leave aise andar nahi jaane de shakte hum aapko..

Main-Wait karne ka time nahi hai bhai..

IAS- Then you are free to leave.. Gate uss taraf hai..

Main- Ufff... Ufff.. Ufff... Ye arrogance... Shit...

Maine firse phone try kiya or thankfully iss baar utha liya Sharma ji ne..

Main-Sharma ji.. Aise kon karta hai.. Yahaan block k bahaar khadda hun main.. Kabse..

Sharma- I'm Sorry Beta.. Aata hun..

Call disconnected..

Main- Itana bada officer hoke khunnas khaata hai.. Kya hoga desh ka..

IAS-Power dikhaana jaruri hota hai... Warna tum jaise corrupt log samjhte nahi...

Main-Power haan?? Hahaha... Tu powerful hai.. I'll show you power..

Ab Sharma ji aaye saamne se..

Sharma- Sorry AP.. Sir ne bula liya tha phone silent tha.. Come on..

Main-Naa.. Ab ruth gaya main.. Uncle ko bolo AP bahaar wait kar raha hai aake welcome karo.. Pehli baar aaya hun khud receive karne nahi aaenge toh main jaata hun..

Sharma- Arrey mere baap meeting mein hain sir..

Main- I don't care..

Sharma- Jidd naa kiya kar tu yaar..

Main- Nope..

Sharma- 10 minutes rukk Jaa fir meeting over hotey he aarahe hain..

Main- 2 minutes... Yaa main jaa raha hun fir..

Sharma- Tu gaya toh jutte padenge mujhe.. Samjha kar important meeting hai...

Main- Toh fir meeting karlene do main fir kabhi aata hun.. Ok.. Ye bouquet dedena..

Sharma- Arrey rukk Jaa rukk Jaa.. Bolta hun.. Dhakke se kaam karwata hai tu..

Sharma ji gaye wahaan se or kuch he seconds baad saamne se Balwan uncle aate dikhe mujhe..

Main-Oye IAS .. Ye dekh.. Ye hoti hai power .Pure Unadulterated Power... Bhosdk ijjat de raha tha tujhe woh toh hajam hui nahi... Jiske jutte saaf karta haina tu woh mera aadmi hai..

Ami- Budha hai boss.. Dimag satak gaya hoga..

Ab Balwan Uncle k aate he un sabne salute kiya unhe.. Maine unke pair chuwe or galle milla..

Balwan- Ab iss ummar mein uppar niche chakkar katwaaega mere..

Main-Jaruri hai exercise hojaati hai..

Balwan- Haan Haan pata hai.. Kisne kya bola inmein se?? Ussi ko dikhaane k liye kiya hoga ye tune..

Main- Aap bahot ache se jaante ho mujhe... Ye IAS aapka.. Ye batao aap IAS ko thappad maarne par bail kitane din mein hoti hai..

Balwan-Chupp hojaa.... Aaja.. Sunlo bhai sab ,ye banda caahe hath mein bomb leke aaye naa toh bhi seedha aane diya karo isko warna hath pair tudwa loge..

Main-Ji.. Power... Bolo.. Power..


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Punjad me baad di sari power IAS ki kuch zada hi dhos dikha raha thaa.

 

[HIDDEN DRAGON]

Best story of all time and awesome update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-567(Assam Done)
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567

So ek bahot interesting phone call suni maine ki Sukesh k sathi yaani baaki k lawde businessman's milke mujhe tapkaane k liye Assassins ko hire karne waale they woh Bhi Dubai se.. Plan acha tha unka.. Saikdon dushman hain mere toh unpe kon shakk karega.. Sukesh k sathiyon ka isme Blavant koi sath nahi dene waala tha usne saaf mana kardiya tha ye kehte hue ki woh koi killer nahi hai.. Balvant kya Sukesh khud kuch nahi karne waala tha but uske sathi out of control ho rahe they..

Humlog raat 12:30 baje Tezpur Assam land hue jahaan se aage humein Guwahati ki taraf by train jaana tha or Guwahati se thoda pehle uttarke by road aage jaana tha.. Humne humaari train pakkadi raat 2:00 baje.. And finally Main Chang or Claire baithey sab discuss karne k liye Jatin soo chuka tha.

Chang- So.. Things got a whole lot dangerous..

Main- Yeah.. Tu pata laga toh bhenchod konse group, clan ya syndicate k log hain jinko contract milla hai.. Dubai mein mujhe by face bhenchod koi nahi jaanta toh woh dikkat hai nahi ki pehchan lenge toh ye best hai humaare liye..

Chang- Yeah.. Mostly koi local group he millega but Dangerous toh hoga he..

Main- Oh yeah.. So tum dono ko ab sath he rehna padega.. Kyunki mera focus Neha se bachne par hai mera mood Or time dono he nahi hain Killers se deal karne ka.. J wagairah bhi busy hain..

Claire- Don't worry hum karlenge deal..

Main- Great..

Chang- Ye Sukesh k sathiyon ka bhi pata lagaana padega boss.. Hain kon maadarchod ye jo itana shyaane ban rahe hain..

Main- Hard hoga dhundana, iske circle mein 50+ businessman honge jo iske kehne par Balvant Or uski party ko paisa Or baaki support detey hain and return mein fir apne kaam nikalwaate hain or fir un 50+ mein se 5-7 log honge oversmart jo killers hire kar rahe hain.. Chutiya honge saale..

Chang- Yeah..

Claire- Kisse hire kiya hoga inhone?? Paisa bahot hai inke pass.. Kahin ROW wagairah se toh kissi ko nahi karlenge..

Chang-Aji ghanta.. Paisa hona enough nahi hai Claire.. Contacts bhi hone caahiye .ROW takk jaane ki aukaat nahi hai inki.. Underworld ka koi local group yaa clan hoga jisko hire karenge ye.. I mean khatra usme bhi same he hai kyunki underworld se hain toh trained hitman honge sab..

Claire- Yeah 15-20 trained logon se niptana padega.. Yaa more..

Main- Naa.. Naa.. 10 maximum honge.. 10 se jyaada hire karne k liye 30-40 crore rupaye lag jaaenge Or itana paisa black mein dena impossible hoga inke liye.. Toh 5-7 log he honge..

Chang- Yeah..

Claire- You should get some rest boss.. Bahot jyaada kharaab lag raha hai aapka thobda.. Maano kabhi soye nahi jindagi mein... You look like you're on drugs..

Main- Puch matt bc gand marri padi hai sleep ki toh.. 1-2 ghantey muskill se yahaan wahaan nikal rahe hain bc pagal ho jaaunga jaldi ye sab over nahi hua toh.. Train mein nind nahi aaegi wahaan pohanchenge toh meeting hai he early morning uske baad fir Guwahati se ASAP nikalna hai.. Warna Neha aa jaaegi.. Guwahati mein weapons ka jugaad karwa le advance mein.. Hoga na contact wahaan..

Chang- Mill jaaega boss..

Humlog subah 6 baje Guwahati se 15 kilometre pehle uttar gaye they train se and yahaan se humne local taxi lee jisko special hidayat di ki main roads se entry naa le Guwahati mein. Or usne wahi kiya woh humein backroads se Guwahati k CM residence takk le gaya jahaan hum subah 8 baje pohancney yahaan Assam k chief minister Atul Dass k sath meri meeting thi jo West Bengal k Current CM Adhivesh ne set karwaai thi. Atul k under mein 10 MP they or ye filhaal kissi party k sath nahi tha or mujhe ye badalna tha..Main or Jatin sirf andar aaye Chang or Claire nikal gaye gaadi and weapons ka jugaad karne.. Bhencho yahaan toh hawa mein bhi chaaye ki mehak aarahi thi.. Atul wahaan apne lawn mein baitha newspaper padh raha tha..

Atul-Aaiye aaiye AP sahaab aaiye..

Main- Namaskar sir..

Atul- Namaskar Bhai Namaskar.. Aao baitho..

Main- Thanks..

Atul- Boliye kya lenge?? Chaaye coffee??

Main- Waise toh main nahi leta lekin Assam aake Chaaye nahi pee toh kya faayda..

Atul-(Hanske) I support this claim.. Chaaye it is..

Main- Ji..

Atul-Adhivesh babu ka phone aagaya tha mere pass ki aap aaoge milne koi kaam se.. Kaam bhi samjh gaya tha main.. Toh main aapko bata dun.. Aapka jitane din jee kare utane din aap mere guest banke assam mein kahin bhi reh shaktey hain or yahaan aapko koi nahi pakkad shakta..

Main- Thanks sir but actually ye help nahi caahiye thi mujhe...

Atul- Really?? Orr kya kaam hogaya North India k prince ko humse.. Arrey even NIA DIG Neha Sharma ka call aachuka humaare pass ki AP Guwahati aane waala hai toh unhe meri police force ki help caahiye hogi toh mujhe laga yahi help caahiye hogi tumhe..

Main- Naa naa..

Atul- Fir kya hua??

Main- Actually.. Main sarkaar bana raha hun centre mein well sarkaar toh bana chuka hun.. 376 seats leke baitha hun infact.. Ye dekhiye..

Maine unhe dikhaye photos mere alliance waale..

Atul- Ye.. Ye toh PM Jagat sahaab hain.. Ohh.. Ohh... Samjha.. Aap Jagat ji k sath sarkaar bana rahe ho.. Tabhi main sochun Bengal CM Adhives jo NDP K sadasya hain woh unke dushman AP ki help kyun karenge.. Oh ab samjh aaya.. Waah... Waah.. Sahi hai..issliye Balvant sahaab hath pair dhoke tumhare piche hain..

Main- Exactly..So mujhe ab aapki help caahiye..

Atul- Nahi toh AP sahaab ,376 seats lechuke ho aap yaani majority se 100 se bhi jyaada, toh meri help kyun caahiye.. Or main ye alliance se durr rehta hun aapko meri history pata he hai.. So I'm sorry to disappoint main koi help nahi kar shakta isme..

Main- Aap kar shaktey ho.. See mujhe obviously koi help nahi caahiye sarkaar banaaney k liye as already banake baitha hun lekin mujhe help caahiye Assam ko theek karne mein.. Kyunki ye aapko bhi pata hai yahaan ruling party aap ho lekin jo aapke opposition hai Mr Dilip Deka unke pass 4 MP hain or woh kaise aadmi hain ye bhi aapko pata hai woh kya caahtey hain ye bhi aapko pata hai..

Atul- Ji woh Assam k aadhe hisse ko china mein le jaana caahtey hain.. China k liye he kaam karta hai woh.. Maoist hai saala.. Kon nahi jaanta lekin koi kar nahi shakta kuch.. Shakta kya kar nahi raha kuch..

Main-Exactly issi liye mujhe help caahiye aapki.. Dilip ki wajah se he Naxals itane panap rahe hain jiski wajah se logon mein woh terroristic soch paida ho rahi hai i mean center mein meri sarkaar ban jaaegi fir bhi ground works main yahaan utana nahi kar shakta bina local help k Or woh local help aap ho so aapke through main unhe khatam karwa dena caahta hun..

Atul- Well exactly kya karenge aap Dilip Or uski thinking ko khatam karne k liye..

Main- Well sach kahun toh main kuch bhi nahi karunga literally nothing.. Main aapke ek trusted MP ko Central Cabinet post dunga and uske hath mein itani power dedunga ki woh Or aap milke caahe China k parts assam mein le aao .. Fir toh Dilip se deal kar he shakte ho aap..

Atul- Deal?? Central se support he toh maang raha hun main kabse.. Central ka support hota toh deal nahi Dilip ko mitti mein milaa deta main..

Main- Well.. Dekhlo fir.. And uske alawa I'll pay you 250 crores... 20 crore each for your MP's and 50 crores For you...

Atul- Oh wow.. Ye bomb bhi sath leke ghum rahe they aap..

Main- Of course..

Atul- Well.. Money mein jyaada interest mera hai nahi so 200 crore mere MP's k liye kaafi hain.. And ek Cabinet post ...

Main- I'm down..

Atul - Lekin agar aap apni baat se mukre kissi bhi reason ki wajah se.. Main apna support waapis lelunga..

Main- Deal.. Or insabke baad bhi aapne Mujhe betray kiya toh..

Atul- Toh ki jarurat nahi hai AP sahaab i know kya cheej ho tum.. I'll keep this in mind..

Main- Well great.. Nice..Thanks alot..

Atul- Thanks to you AP..

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Main Assam se 10 seats nikaal laaya tha or still Assam CM Atul k sath baitha tha..

Main- Thodi or help chaiye hogi is cause mein mujhe.. Ab obviously I know ki Arunachal Pradesh, Nagaland or Manipur mein bhi Dilip ka impact bahot jyaada hai or teeno jagah k CMs aapki ideology se agree karte hain unhe bhi Dilip se chuttkaara caahiye toh unse bhi aapko milna padega.. 5 total seats hain wahaan teen states mein.. Mujhe caahiye woh..

Atul-(Hanske) Alliance theek se hua nahi kaam batana chaalu..

Main-Hahaha.. Aisa he kuch..

Atul- (hanske) Dont worry.. Mere kaafi ache contacts hain unse,bahot maan rakhte hain mera I'll meet them.. I'll get them on board.. Deals bataaiye kya offer karni hai unko..

Main- Obviously unhe Cabinet ministry main de nahi shakta.. As 2-2-1 seats he hain.. Toh obviously pehli toh Dilip ka game over and dusari rahegi Paisa.. Obviously Seat nahi toh paisa aap per MP jyaada offer kar shaktey ho unko.. 25-30 crore Per MP and 25-30 crore unke leaders k liye.. Toh 3 states ka budget main aapko 170 crores deta hun 200 max.. Isme aap kaise bhi niptao.. And promise karo unko ki Dilip se deal karlenge and promise lo unse ki Loyalty deni hogi dhoka diya toh khaa jaunga unhe main..

Atul- Ok. I'll talk to them..

Main- Also.. Meghalaya k CM se bhi milna hai mujhe obviously jaante ho he aap unhe bhi lekin uska dilip se koi lena dena hai nahi toh unse main mill lunga.. Please meeting arrange karwa do.. Aaj shyaam takk..

Atul-(Hanske)Sure. Alex Mondal. I know him too.. Hum Northeastern logon ko ek sath rehna padta hai .. Kyunki baaki log toh durr he rehtey hain humse.. Ek tum ho jo aaye ho.. Waise main Mill lunga Meghalaya mein bhi..

Main- Naa.. Main jaa he raha hun wahaan toh usase main mill lunga or waise bhi jaldi jaldi karna hai ye sab toh better hai ki thoda kaam baant liya jaaye..

Atul- Yeah makes sense.. I'll set up a meeting..

Main-Thanks. .By the way Neha ji ko kya jawaab diya aapne..

Atul- Yahi ki Hum central government k harr order ka respectfully paalan karenge issliye AP ko pakkadwaane mein hum aapki puri puri help karenge jiss bhi cheej ki aapko jarurat hai woh hum provide karwaaenge.

Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi..

Atul- Wahi toh, unko aajtak humaari yaad naa aai or aaj unhe lagta hai ki hum unki madad karenge.. Ye deal se pehle he nahi karta main help because I know ye sab fake hai or tum ek bahot he ache shaks ho I know everything kab kaise tum kya kya kartey ho ,logon k liye apni jaan daav par lagaatey ho jabki ek billionaire ho tum tumhe jarurat nahi hai iss sab ki still tum kartey ho that tells a lot about you .. toh sawaal bhi paida nahi hota. Tumhe Meghalaya jaana haina?? Shillong millega Tumhe Alex.. Toh by road jaao 90 Kilometre hai harr check post mere under hai sabse jyaada control wahin hai.. Baaki public transport par toh central government k log baithey millenge..

Main- Yeah wahi plan hai.. Thanks again For the help and special thanks iss chaaye k liye..

Atul- Your most welcome AP.. You are a good guy.. Looking forward to our partnership..

Main- Me too..

Maine usase uska number liya and Hum usase vida leke bahaar aaye toh Chang or Claire still nahi aaye they toh maine Chang ko call kiya..

Main- Kahaan reh gaya be..

Chang-1 minutes mein aagaya boss.. And I got bad news..

Main- Bhosdk.. Kabhi achi khabbar bhi le aaya kar..

Call disconnected..

Chang 1 minute mein aagaya woh ek fortuner leke aaya tha, humlog gaadi mein baithey..

Main- Bhonk..

Chang- Mere contact ne bataya ki Neha bhi yahaan aa chuki hai or uske log harr taraf faile hue hain.. Public transport par toh puri tarah najar rakhe hue hain wohlog uske alawa pure sehar k exit entry points par unke log mojjud hain.. Harr ek vehicle mein aapko dhund rahe hain humein khud 2 baar sishe niche karwaake check kiya .. Weapons paisa kuch nahi dhund rahe bus aapko dhund rahe hain.. Bina notice kiye nikalna impossible hoga boss..

Main- Interesting..

Chang- Interesting nahi impossible boss..

Main- Fir impossible ko rehney dete hain or notice hoke nikalte hain..

Chang- Matlab..

Main- Mere pass fortuner hai isase better gaadi hogi unke pass lekin mujhse better driver kahin nahi millega.. Toh main outdrive karunga unko.. Tedha medha raasta hai saalon ko aisa ghuma dunga ki samjh naa aaegi.. Chaati thok k Shillong ghussunga fir..

Chang- Risky hai boss..

Main- Bc tujhe lagta hai woh mujhe pakkad lenge gaadi mein??

Chang- Nope.. Still risky hai kya pata kahaan block kardein raasta.

Main- I'll manage..

Chang- Ok.. Fir ye sahi.. Dusara koi option nahi hai..

Main- Tum dono sath nahi aaoge ..

Chang- Kyun??

Main- Bhosdk. Kyun kya mere sath tumhe dekh liya toh tumpe research karne baithenge Or jab unhe kuch nahi millega naa ki bhenchod aise kya log hain jo exist he nahi karte toh fir woh orr deep research karenge Or fir kuch na kuch mill jaaega fir meri gand marr jaaegi...

Chang- Yeah, true...

Main- So ye gaadi mujhe dey and tumlog koi taxi leke aao..

Claire- But security ka kya..?

Main- Security Dubai waalon se caahiye Or woh itana jaldi Yahaan thodi aagaye honge bc.. Yaa aagaye honge bc??

Chang- Dubai waalon ka koi bharosa nahi hai boss.. Aa bhi chuke honge.. Or yaad rahe Neha se jaldi dhund shakte hain aapko wohlog kyunki unke on ground contacts bahot jyaada honge toh unhe agar city ka pata chal gaya toh kuch minutes mein aapko dhund shakte hain woh..

Main- I'll be fine kuch he ghanton ki baat hai bc tabtak tum aa he jaaoge.. I can manage..

Chang- Ye pistol le jaao..

Main- Hell no bc.. Kuch ulat pulat hogaya toh isko kahaan fainkta firunga.. Iske sath pakkada gaya toh maa chod denge Balvant wagairaah..

Chang- Ok.. Nikalo fir aap..

Main- Cool.. Jaldi aana bc.. Jyaada jaldi bhi nahi thoda durr rehna..

Ye bolke main fortuner mein aaya Jatin ko baithaya..

Main- Beta Jatin Seat belt lagaa le..

Jatin- Ok boss..

Main- Or darrna nahi .. Main dikhaata hun gaadi udti kaise hai..

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Main or Jatin fortuner mein Shillong jaane ko taiyaar they.. Maine phone mein route dekha or 5-7 minutes routes he study kiya..

Jatin- Mere phone mein laga leta hun route bhai.. Batata rahunga aap kyun dukhi ho rahe..

Main- Naa beta bahot turns hain tu bataaega tabtak toh piche waale pakkad lenge.. Main yaad kar lunga...

Jatin- Aap 90 Kilometre kaa Route yaad kar loge?? Jisme saikdon turns hain?? Impossible..

Main- Pura nahi 40-50 kilometers takk kaa bahot hai tabtak unse bach chuka hounga..

Jatin- Woh bhi impossible he hai bhai..

Main-Beta abhi tune mere plans he dekhe hain mere mind ki capabilities nahi dekhi.. Agle 50 kilometre takk ek bhi turn miss kar jaaun toh naam badal dena..

Jatin- Aapne bola toh yakeen ho he gaya mujhe.. Lekin still this is insane..

Main- Dekhta jaa tu.. CM ko bolke saare police check posts bandh karwa diye hain Maine toh border takk koi nahi roukega ab..

Ab humein nikalna tha wahaan se i know unhe pata chalega i know woh picha karenge mera but i know ki mujhe nahi pakkad shakte woh.. Not at all.. Haan koi unexpected bakchodi ho toh unka chance ho shakta hai otherwise chance he nahi hai..

Ab jyaada derr nahi lagi humein notice hone mein kyunki pehla naaka he unka tha sehar se nikalne se just pehle.. Ab wahaan se main caahta toh bachke nikal shakta tha lekin wahaan incharge thi apni Shruti ji khud ,yaad haina?? SP Shruti Sandhu NCB, ab isase mille bina kaise jaa shakta tha main.. Issliye maine direct jaake uske bagal mein break maare..

Main- Haanji Madam Kidda??

Mujhe dekhte he Shruti ne turant apni gun nikaali..

Shruti- AP.. Please Handsup.. Surrender..

Main- I Thought we were friends.. Tum bhi inke sath mill jaaogi toh kaise chalega??

Shruti - I am sorry I'm just following orders..

Main- I know... Come on catch me if you can..

Ye bolke maine wahaan gaadi ko skid kiya and aage badh gaya and piche wohlog apni apni gaadiyon mein baithke mere piche aaye.. Market tha but subah thi toh bheed jyaada nahi thi issliye main nikala wahaan se wohlog bhi mere piche they sehar se nikaltey-2 mere piche 8 gaadiyaan thi unki. Mujhse koi badi gaadi nahi thi unke pass 2 fortuner thi bus.. Sehar se nikalne k baad bhi aage 20-25 kilometre kaa raasta tedha medha tha toh yahaan bhi bhaga nahi shakta tha main lekin pass mein bhi nahi aane dene waala tha main unko.. 70-80 ki speed tops thi yahaan.. Woh raasta cover kartey kartey 25 minutes lag gaye they mujhe lekin abtak unhe meri 20 feet ki range mein bhi nahi aane diya tha maine.. Finally mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha Jatin ne phone uthaake mere saamne speaker par kiya..

Main- Hanji Madam..

Neha- Koi faayda nahi hai AP.. Surrender kardo, bhaag nahi shaktey tum.. Aise gaadi chalaate rahoge toh accident alag karwa loge.. You'll get hurt..

Main- Mujhe toh kuch nahi hoga better hai tumlog surrender kar jaao kyunki chance he nahi hai tum mujhe pakkad shakte ho.. Accident alag karwaloge and naam aaega mera fir..

Neha- Kahaan takk jaaoge?? Kabtak rahoge gaadi mein??

Main- Main?? Main gayab ho jaaunga....Again tum jaanti nahi ho mujhe abhi, driving skills nahi dekhe hain tumne . . Dekhte jaao bus..

Call disconnected...

Main- Surrender.. Bc.. Karlo baat.. Beta Jatin theek se baith jaa ab.. Dikhaata hun driving tujhe..

Jatin- Udaa do bhai..

Ab finally road badhiya aagaya tha toh unhone bhi gaadiyaan tej kardi thi or close aane lage they toh maine bhi gaadi pel di ,double lane road tha humaari side pahaad tha or dusari side khaai thi.. Subah ka time tha traffic manageable tha toh speed badhaata gaya main.. Kuch he seconds mein main 120-140 cross kar raha tha or kuch he minutes mein unki mostly gaadiyaan rear mirror se gayab hone lagi thi.. 10 minutes baad bus 3 gaadiyaan thi unki mere piche 2 fortuner or ek scorpio thi unmein se bhi 2 kaafi piche thi bus ek thi jo dekh paa rahe they mujhe. .

Jatin- Fucking hell bhai..

Main- Sshhhh.. Let me focus..

Ab 20 minute baad main almost un sabko piche chhod chuka tha lekin seedha road tha toh mujhe jaate he rehna tha kahin chipp nahi shakta tha or chippke bhi faayda nahi tha kyunki mujhe toh aage he jaana tha toh yahaan time waste kyun karna, issliye main chalta he raha..

Jatin- Gaye bhai woh toh.. Dikh bhi nahi rahe madarchod..

Main- Jaana he tha bhosdk logon ko ,shakk tha kya..

Jatin- Naa bhai naa.. Woh ek fortuner thi woh bhi naa dikh rahi Ab toh..

Main- Bus Shillong mein entry lene he waale hain fir ye gaadi chhod denge and firse gayab ho jaaenge..

Jatin- Yeah..

Ab madarchod sab sahi tha lekin meri kismat kabtak sahi rehney deti.. Shillong mein entry se pehle ek checkpoint tha jisko cross karke humein Shillong mein entry leni thi ab waise toh woh check point bandh hona tha lekin filhal wahaan police waale mojjud they.. Police waale nahi they actually CBI NIA NCB etc k log they civil dress mein obviously Neha ne yahaan inform kardiya hoga aage ye raasta 3-4 seharon mein jaata hai toh usne harr jagah apne bande laga diye honge kyunki ek jagah toh aana he tha humein.. Maine thodi pehle gaadi roukki and map dekhne laga toh bhenchod koi dusara raasta nahi tha aage jaane kaa ..

Main- Inki maa ki chut.. Jatin kasske baith jaa..

Jatin- Kahaan jaana hai bhai??

Main- Seedha..

Jatin- Seedha kahaan jagah hai bhai??

Jati- Main bana lunga..

Ab saamne road par unhone roukkne k liye police barricades and bade bade lohe k drums lagaa rakhe they or wahaan se bina rukke nikalne kaa koi raasta tha nahi.. Aam logon k liye nahi main nikaalne waala tha.. Pehle toh maine wrong side gaadi lee and fir seedha pel di aage ki taraf..

Jatin-Bhai.. Aage jagah nahi hai.. Bhai..

Jaise jaise barricade close aaye Jatin ne toh aankhein bandh kar lee or maine gaadi lee road k bilkul side mein gaadi k side waale 2 tires chadhaa diye maine pahaad par or baaki 2 niche he rahe or side waale drum ko kharonch maarta hua nikaal gaya gaadi main even unn officers ki bhi gand fatt gayi thi, bike ki jagah mein se gaadi nikaal di thi maine..Ab waapis control mein laana or hard tha gaadi ko , jhatke k sath waapis road par aai gaadi and next cut se maine break maarte hue right side le lee gaadi and finally full control mein aaya gaadi k main.. Or ye hotey he Jatin laga mujhe ghurrne..

Main-(Hanske) Kya hua be??

Jatin- Woh Hollywood filmon waala kand kar diya bhai aapne toh.. Tedhi gaadi chalaa di.. What the fuck was that..

Main- The AP show..

Jatin- Gajab he tha bhai jo bhi tha..

Main- Lol.. Chal sehar aagya gaadi chhod dete hain wohlog bhi piche piche aatey he honge Or bhenchod dono side se chud gayi hai gaadi aisi gaadi ko jyaada notice karte hain log.. Paidal chalenge..

Jatin- Yeah bhai.. Great work..

Continued.

Bahut hi jabardast update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[Avner]

Amzing updates AP bro

 

[technomi077]

Update-569(The AP Show)
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Main or Jatin fortuner mein Shillong jaane ko taiyaar they.. Maine phone mein route dekha or 5-7 minutes routes he study kiya..

Jatin- Mere phone mein laga leta hun route bhai.. Batata rahunga aap kyun dukhi ho rahe..

Main- Naa beta bahot turns hain tu bataaega tabtak toh piche waale pakkad lenge.. Main yaad kar lunga...

Jatin- Aap 90 Kilometre kaa Route yaad kar loge?? Jisme saikdon turns hain?? Impossible..

Main- Pura nahi 40-50 kilometers takk kaa bahot hai tabtak unse bach chuka hounga..

Jatin- Woh bhi impossible he hai bhai..

Main-Beta abhi tune mere plans he dekhe hain mere mind ki capabilities nahi dekhi.. Agle 50 kilometre takk ek bhi turn miss kar jaaun toh naam badal dena..

Jatin- Aapne bola toh yakeen ho he gaya mujhe.. Lekin still this is insane..

Main- Dekhta jaa tu.. CM ko bolke saare police check posts bandh karwa diye hain Maine toh border takk koi nahi roukega ab..

Ab humein nikalna tha wahaan se i know unhe pata chalega i know woh picha karenge mera but i know ki mujhe nahi pakkad shakte woh.. Not at all.. Haan koi unexpected bakchodi ho toh unka chance ho shakta hai otherwise chance he nahi hai..

Ab jyaada derr nahi lagi humein notice hone mein kyunki pehla naaka he unka tha sehar se nikalne se just pehle.. Ab wahaan se main caahta toh bachke nikal shakta tha lekin wahaan incharge thi apni Shruti ji khud ,yaad haina?? SP Shruti Sandhu NCB, ab isase mille bina kaise jaa shakta tha main.. Issliye maine direct jaake uske bagal mein break maare..

Main- Haanji Madam Kidda??

Mujhe dekhte he Shruti ne turant apni gun nikaali..

Shruti- AP.. Please Handsup.. Surrender..

Main- I Thought we were friends.. Tum bhi inke sath mill jaaogi toh kaise chalega??

Shruti - I am sorry I'm just following orders..

Main- I know... Come on catch me if you can..

Ye bolke maine wahaan gaadi ko skid kiya and aage badh gaya and piche wohlog apni apni gaadiyon mein baithke mere piche aaye.. Market tha but subah thi toh bheed jyaada nahi thi issliye main nikala wahaan se wohlog bhi mere piche they sehar se nikaltey-2 mere piche 8 gaadiyaan thi unki. Mujhse koi badi gaadi nahi thi unke pass 2 fortuner thi bus.. Sehar se nikalne k baad bhi aage 20-25 kilometre kaa raasta tedha medha tha toh yahaan bhi bhaga nahi shakta tha main lekin pass mein bhi nahi aane dene waala tha main unko.. 70-80 ki speed tops thi yahaan.. Woh raasta cover kartey kartey 25 minutes lag gaye they mujhe lekin abtak unhe meri 20 feet ki range mein bhi nahi aane diya tha maine.. Finally mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha Jatin ne phone uthaake mere saamne speaker par kiya..

Main- Hanji Madam..

Neha- Koi faayda nahi hai AP.. Surrender kardo, bhaag nahi shaktey tum.. Aise gaadi chalaate rahoge toh accident alag karwa loge.. You'll get hurt..

Main- Mujhe toh kuch nahi hoga better hai tumlog surrender kar jaao kyunki chance he nahi hai tum mujhe pakkad shakte ho.. Accident alag karwaloge and naam aaega mera fir..

Neha- Kahaan takk jaaoge?? Kabtak rahoge gaadi mein??

Main- Main?? Main gayab ho jaaunga....Again tum jaanti nahi ho mujhe abhi, driving skills nahi dekhe hain tumne . . Dekhte jaao bus..

Call disconnected...

Main- Surrender.. Bc.. Karlo baat.. Beta Jatin theek se baith jaa ab.. Dikhaata hun driving tujhe..

Jatin- Udaa do bhai..

Ab finally road badhiya aagaya tha toh unhone bhi gaadiyaan tej kardi thi or close aane lage they toh maine bhi gaadi pel di ,double lane road tha humaari side pahaad tha or dusari side khaai thi.. Subah ka time tha traffic manageable tha toh speed badhaata gaya main.. Kuch he seconds mein main 120-140 cross kar raha tha or kuch he minutes mein unki mostly gaadiyaan rear mirror se gayab hone lagi thi.. 10 minutes baad bus 3 gaadiyaan thi unki mere piche 2 fortuner or ek scorpio thi unmein se bhi 2 kaafi piche thi bus ek thi jo dekh paa rahe they mujhe. .

Jatin- Fucking hell bhai..

Main- Sshhhh.. Let me focus..

Ab 20 minute baad main almost un sabko piche chhod chuka tha lekin seedha road tha toh mujhe jaate he rehna tha kahin chipp nahi shakta tha or chippke bhi faayda nahi tha kyunki mujhe toh aage he jaana tha toh yahaan time waste kyun karna, issliye main chalta he raha..

Jatin- Gaye bhai woh toh.. Dikh bhi nahi rahe madarchod..

Main- Jaana he tha bhosdk logon ko ,shakk tha kya..

Jatin- Naa bhai naa.. Woh ek fortuner thi woh bhi naa dikh rahi Ab toh..

Main- Bus Shillong mein entry lene he waale hain fir ye gaadi chhod denge and firse gayab ho jaaenge..

Jatin- Yeah..

Ab madarchod sab sahi tha lekin meri kismat kabtak sahi rehney deti.. Shillong mein entry se pehle ek checkpoint tha jisko cross karke humein Shillong mein entry leni thi ab waise toh woh check point bandh hona tha lekin filhal wahaan police waale mojjud they.. Police waale nahi they actually CBI NIA NCB etc k log they civil dress mein obviously Neha ne yahaan inform kardiya hoga aage ye raasta 3-4 seharon mein jaata hai toh usne harr jagah apne bande laga diye honge kyunki ek jagah toh aana he tha humein.. Maine thodi pehle gaadi roukki and map dekhne laga toh bhenchod koi dusara raasta nahi tha aage jaane kaa ..

Main- Inki maa ki chut.. Jatin kasske baith jaa..

Jatin- Kahaan jaana hai bhai??

Main- Seedha..

Jatin- Seedha kahaan jagah hai bhai??

Jati- Main bana lunga..

Ab saamne road par unhone roukkne k liye police barricades and bade bade lohe k drums lagaa rakhe they or wahaan se bina rukke nikalne kaa koi raasta tha nahi.. Aam logon k liye nahi main nikaalne waala tha.. Pehle toh maine wrong side gaadi lee and fir seedha pel di aage ki taraf..

Jatin-Bhai.. Aage jagah nahi hai.. Bhai..

Jaise jaise barricade close aaye Jatin ne toh aankhein bandh kar lee or maine gaadi lee road k bilkul side mein gaadi k side waale 2 tires chadhaa diye maine pahaad par or baaki 2 niche he rahe or side waale drum ko kharonch maarta hua nikaal gaya gaadi main even unn officers ki bhi gand fatt gayi thi, bike ki jagah mein se gaadi nikaal di thi maine..Ab waapis control mein laana or hard tha gaadi ko , jhatke k sath waapis road par aai gaadi and next cut se maine break maarte hue right side le lee gaadi and finally full control mein aaya gaadi k main.. Or ye hotey he Jatin laga mujhe ghurrne..

Main-(Hanske) Kya hua be??

Jatin- Woh Hollywood filmon waala kand kar diya bhai aapne toh.. Tedhi gaadi chalaa di.. What the fuck was that..

Main- The AP show..

Jatin- Gajab he tha bhai jo bhi tha..

Main- Lol.. Chal sehar aagya gaadi chhod dete hain wohlog bhi piche piche aatey he honge Or bhenchod dono side se chud gayi hai gaadi aisi gaadi ko jyaada notice karte hain log.. Paidal chalenge..

Jatin- Yeah bhai.. Great work..

Continued.

Ap Show Alwys Rock . Hollywood ab peche rah gaya ha ....

ap ko Hollywood ke liye write karna chahye kamaaal series banyo ge us ki puri series aani chahiye ...

 

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