Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Bhagwaan 316]

Update-527(Gujarat-1)
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Humlog Odisha mein Vardhan k ghar se nikale Or maine bahaar nikalke Chang ko call kiya..

Main- Kahaan reh gaya be..

Chang- GandhiNagar pohanch gaye boss aapka wait hai..

Main-Humlog nikal rahe hain yahaan se sun T se baat kar usko bol ki paisa kahaan hai or kaise hai paisa bc sath hona chahiye 24 ghanto k andar saamne waale k pass paisa pohanchna caahiye usase authority banti hai apni fear banta hai..

Chang- Nikal chuka hoga boss main confirmation le leta hun.. Aajaao tabtak aap...

Main-Cool...

Call disconnected..

Abeer-BC gajab.. Maharashtra mein sab sahi raha toh 200 apni alliance ki 15 Bengal 15 Odisha 25 Maharashtra 255 bhenchod sarkaar toh bananey waali hai 17 orr..

Main- Sarkaar keval banani banani nahi hai jaanwar aisi banani hai ki gand fatt jaaye saamne waale ki humein giraatey giraatey..

Abeer- Kahaan jaana hai??

Main- Ahmedabad Yaa Gandhinagar..Mohan..

Abeer- Ok.. Wahaan?? Abe.. Mohanlal Desai..?

Main- Yes... Abtak bus Opposition waalon ki 30 seats khaai hain ab aage Ruling Party yaani NDP ki Khaaenge ..

Abeer- Ek second.. Mohanlal Desai yaani Gujarat ka DeputY Chief Minister... NDP yaani Balwant ka khaas neta.. Woh humein kyun support karega be??

Main-Kyun nahi karega ye bata??

Abeer- Abe sab toh hai uske pass.. Power bhi ,Ruling party ka sath bhi..

Main- Bhosdk Deputy Chief Minister kuch hota nahi hai ye post bus Mohanlal jaise chutiyon ko khuss karne k liye hoti hai.. Ab sun dhyaan se kaan kholke Gujarat ka scene kya hai.. Gujarat mein 26 MPs or 182 MLA hain.. Or Gujarat mein 2 he Major Parties hain Ek NDP yaani Ruling party Unke pass 19 MPs or 135 MLa hain ...Dusari party hain hum yaani BLD humaare pass North India k lagte Gujarat yaani Rajasthan border side 7 MPs humaare hain and 45 Mla humaare hain .. Ab obviously Gujarat mein NDP bahot strong hai . Gujarat NDP k bhi 2 cehre hain ek Chief Minister Sunita Agarwal dusara hai apna Mohanlal Desai.. Ab NDP K 19 MP mein se Mohanlal K pass 11-12 MPs hain or yahaan woh strong hai Sunita se lekin baat MLAs ki kari jaaye toh Sunita k 137 mein se 75-82 MLA hain or baaki 55-62 Mohanlal k pass ab bus issi gap ki wajah se Balwant ne Sunita ko CM bana rakha hai pichle 7 saal se jabki pehle Mohanlal non stop 2 baar CM tha lekin Sunita ab maal hai jo Balwant ko kuch toh de rahi hogi and seats bhi thodi jyaada hai Sunita k pass toh Mohanlal ab bechara Deputy CM ban gaya lekin hath kya aaya lawda , jaisa main bola Deputy CM kuch khaas hota hai nahi bus naam hota hai.. Ab Balwant aahista-2 Mohanlal ko side karna caahta hai taaki Gujarat mein uske 2 gutt naa hon or sab log Sunita k under aaein.. Ab yahaan Entry hoti hai AP the great ki yaani khud bhagwan ki.. Mohanlal Deva bhai ka purana jaankar hai. Beshak opponent hain lekin bolchaal hai he..

Abeer-Yeah.. Bolchaal bahot puraani hai..

Main-Toh bhai ne kal subah meeting fix ki hai Mohanlal k ghar pe ,bhai khud honge wahaan.. Or ab main Mohanlal k pass jaake baithunga usko bolunga ki dekho Uncle situation ye hai or ye horaha hai ye aapko bhi pata hai aapko khatam karna caahte hain yelog.. Toh kyun naa humaare sath aao or hum inko khatam kardein.. Kya karoge Deputy CM ka 45 Mlas humaare hain 60 tumhare hain milke sarkaar banaaenge Gujarat mein or Tum CM post lena Home Ministry bhi le lena or major Ministry bhi lelena.. Gand faad doge Sunita ki 7 saal se aapko daba k rakha hai fir Balwant dekhenge kaise banaaega Sunita ko CM.. Ab bata bc Nahi maanega kya??

Abeer- Kyun nahi maanega bc.. Ek baat toh hai tera bhi pattern hai ek ,mostly tu unhi logon ko le raha hai jo khud Balwant se nafrat karte hain...

Main-Waah re Sherlock Holmes bhosdk of course ab pata chala tujhe.. You know my enemy's enemy is my friend.. Or Balwant k khilaaf jo unka ye gussa haina ye aag hai jo yahi unhe mere liye Loyal banaaegi.. Mohanlal bharra padda hai.. Thakk gaya hai bc logon ki gand chaat chaat k.. 10 saal CM tha be woh aise shaks ko bhookh hoti hai satta ki or wahi bhookh isse humaara Loyal soldier banaaegi..

Abeer-Smart bc smart.. Fucking Smart..

Humlog evening takk Odisha se nikale or raat 9 baje Ahmedabad land hue wahaan se Chang ne humein pick kiya or humlog hotel aaye late hogaye they toh dinner k baad seedha main apne room mein aaya or sone ki taiyaari karne laga..

Bc ek din mein 30 seats le aaya main fucking hell.. Gajab.. Kya successful din tha aajka..

2.0- Lawde.. Successful toh theek hai.. Woh Vardhan ko 200 crore extra dene k liye kisne bola be.. Bhosdk 200 crore kitane hotey hain pata hai..

Main- Chup be gandu... Jaruri tha woh..

2.0- Khudse kuch nahi karna hai kya bola tha?? Bhosdk.. Oversmart na ban 3.0 gand faad dega..

Main- Bhosdk 3.0 ko gand faadni hoti toh woh tabhi faad deta jab 200 crore extra diye maine usko, abe jaruri they ye 200 crore.. Bhosdk bhull matt original hun main, cehre main bhi padh leta hun I know kab kya soch raha hai banda.. Issliye tu shyaana naa bann thoda improvise karna bhi jaruri hai samjha naa... 200 crore k liye kya ro raha hai..

2.0- Budget hai harr cheej ka bhosdk.. 5000 crores bhull gaya..

Main-Sarkaar he naa bani toh gand mein daal lena tera budget dalle 5000 se toh uppar jaaega kaafi uppar or agar 3.0 ko lagta hai maine galat kiya hai toh aake woh nipat lega mujhse tabtak Mujhe kaam karne dey apna lawde..

2.0 - Kar le kar le kuch gadbad hui toh bataa dunga..

Main-Haao haao chutiya naa bana.. Sojaa jaake.. Tu toh nalla hai mujhe bahot kaam hain . Sarkaar banani hai mujhe..

2.0- Waah.. Tujhe??

Main-Ofcourse dekh ,kar kon raha hai ye sab?? Main..haina?? Karwa kon raha hai ?? 3.0 ?? Plan kiska hai.?? 3.0 ka.. Improvise kon kar raha hai plan?? Main... Toh humara he hua sab bhosdk tu toh postman hai.. Uski baat mujhtak pohancha raha hai.. Kyunki woh khud pohancha nahi shakta thakka hua hai..

2.0- Funny.. Lekin ye matt sochna ki 3.0 pohancha nahi shakta baat ya kar nahi shakta kuch.. 3.0 kuch bhi kar shakta hai,ye sab woh khud bhi kar shakta hai meri jagah, thakkne k baad woh bahaar nahi aa shakta lekin andar se tujhe instructions de shakta hai usne mujhe choose kiya bus ye dikhaane k liye ki woh mujhse uppar hai woh boss hai mera woh Mujhe apne ishaaron par nacha shakta hai mujhe humiliate karne k liye usne ye postman banaya mujhe warna woh khud kar leta terese contact...

Main- I know.. Tune usase game khelna caaha ab woh tujhe teri aukaat dikha raha hai.. I know I know. Issliye mujhse khud baat nahi kar raha woh.. Lekin tune bakchodi ki ab bhugat..


Continued..

 

[Bhagwaan 316]

Update-528(Gujarat-2)
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Raat humlog Ahmedabad mein rukke they wahaan humaare hotel mein best khaana khaaya and main mast soo gaya .. Ab meri aankh khulli kyunki mujhe pyaash lagi thi maine time dekha 1 baja tha raat ka main utha orr paani piya table se uthaake and waapis sone jaa he raha tha ki bahaar balcony mein mujhe ek saaya dikha..

Main-Kon haibe??

Bhenchod kon ho shakta hai..Darwaja bandh tha or 7th floor par hun yahaan bina darwaaje k koi nahi aa shakta... Maine light on ki or ek metal ka kettle uthaaya and bahaar balcony ki taraf gaya..

"Hallucinations hain bitch.. Wake the fuck up.. Wake up.. Marr jaaega maadarchod niche Girrke"

Ye awaaj mere andar se aai or aisi aai maano kissi ne mere munh par jorr se thappad jadd diya ho.. Bhenchod Sachmein thappad waali feel aagayi thi mujhe.. Main utha toh bhenchod Sachmein balcony mein tha main .. Fuckk.. Bhenchod ye deewar ne bacha liya warna abhi itani uppar se girrta toh madarchod laash k tukkde bhi nahi milte.. Fuckkkk... Thanks Be 2.0...

Ye bolke main waapis bed par aagaya.. Bhenchod... Gand fatt gayi thi.. Abe can you imagine AP the great ki death aisi hoti??? Bhosdk kissi ko viswaash takk nahi hota bhai or udhar Headquarters waale toh investigation kar kar k marr jaate ki hua toh hua kaise or Kiya kisne.. Fuckkk..

Ab bhenchod mujhe 3-4 ghante issi baat ko leke nind nahi aai ki ye hua kaise or bc ho jaata kuch toh.. Gand fatt gayi bc.. Aisi moutt nahi marrna bc fuck no.. Finally subah 6 baje main soya firse lekin kuch derr baad mera phone baja or kaafi derr bajta he raha.. Finally meri nind khulli toh dekha maine Phone Deva bhai ka tha.. Bhenchod... 7:30 hogaye 8 baje toh meeting hai..

Main-Hello..

Deva-Kahaan tha be ???

Main- Naha raha tha bhai. Sorry..

Deva-Main pohanchne waala hun Mohan k ghar 20-25 minutes mein pohanch jaao tum gate par bol diya hai maine..

Main-Ji bhai..

Deva-Orr haan please ,nadaan hai Mohan, toh apna rudarr rupp mein matt aana. I mean dhamki wagairaah nahi .. Waise he maan jaaega ye..

Main-Bhai I know Mohanlal sir kaise aadmi hain or aise logon ko dhamki wamki nahi deta main aapko toh pata he hai saamne waala jaisa hai waisa he main hun..

Bhai- I know i know.. Aaja..

Main-Ji...

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod 20-25 minutes toh pohanchne mein lag jaaengi.. Main jhatt se uthaa or bathroom mein aaya seconds mein nahaaya and bathroom se he Jaanwar ko call kiya..

Main- 30 seconds mein ready kar sabko...

Call disconnected..

Itana jaldi kabhi ready nahi hua tha main.. Bhenchod nind toh bahot aarahi thi bhayanak lekin jaana jaruri tha main kudta hua niche aaya tabtak Jack gaadi le aaya tha or Abeer bhi ready tha. Bus main Abeer or Jack he jaa rahe they 20 minutes ka raasta tha or bc nind itani thi ki main gaadi mein he sogaya..

Abeer- Oye uth bc.. Ghar aagaya..

Main-Chal fir...

Abeer- Bhosdk State k Deputy Chief Minister se milne jaa raha hai aise kaise jaaega be.. Aisa lag raha hai raat ki uttari nahi hai.. Munh dho le..

Maine Paani ki bottle se bahaar nikalke munh dhoya baal waal set kiye and hum Mohanlal k bungalow mein enter hue. Aage aaye toh security ne checking ki humaari and humlog andar aaye toh andar ek alag room mein Bhai Mangal or Mohanlal baithe they..

Main-Parnaam Sir..

Mohanlal-Aao.. AP aao.. Please baitho.. Abeer how are you?

Abeer-Good Sir..

Mohanlal-Kya loge AP?

Main-Bus Sir nothing..

Mohanlal -Arrey aise kaise pehli baar mere ghar aaye ho khaali hath nahi jaane dunga.. Or waise bhi Ab toh soon humlog alliance waale hone waale hain toh aana jaana laga rahega.. NDP BLD HAAN..

Main-Coffee is good Sir..

Mohanlal-Ok.. Coffee it is..

Usne apne nokar ko coffee k liye bola..

Mohanlal-Deva ji bata rahe they ki tumhe koi urgent kaam hai mujhse..

Main-Ji uncle aaj main ek First Class salesman banke aaya hun aapke pass or ek aisi deal leke aaya hun ki main bhi khuss or aap toh triple khuss..

Mohanlal-Deal ??

Main- Situation ye hai ki Sir humlog actually NDP k sath koi alliance nahi kar rahe hain none.. Woh Balwant game khel raha hai humaare sath.. Humein khatam karne k liye humein sath lena caah raha hai..

Mohanlal-Oho ho.. Sure ho??

Main-1000%...

Mohanlal-AP ..Kutte ki dumm kabhi seedhi nahi ho shakti..

Main-Uncle main uss kutte ko he seedha kardunga dumm toh cheej kya hai.. Bus aapki help caahiye..

Mohanlal-Samjha nahi main??

Main-Ab obviously aap beshak uske under ho lekin in real nafrat toh aap bhi karte ho unse..

Mohanlal- Ab munh se bolunga nahi AP..

Main-Haan Haan.. Lekin samjh gaya main... Sunita ji ka jaadu aisa chala hai uske uppar ki party k loyal supporter ko bhull raha hai.. Lekin main nahi.. Humaari Dosti toh khaandaani hai.. Bhai..

Deva- Toh apne Jagat ji NDP se alag horahe hain or humaare sath milke hum khud sarkaar bana rahe hain..

Ye sunke Mohan ko bhayanak jhatka laga or woh apni seat se khadda hogaya..

Mohan- No way??

Deva-Ji..

Mohan-Thats crazy..

Deva- Ab hum dono k milke 200 kaa aakda chhu liya hai.. Maharashtra mein bhi 95% sure hain toh 225 ... Aapke 12-13 milaake..

Main- No no.. Sorry bhai busy tha toh aapko update nahi kar paaya.. Actually aakda 225 nahi 255 par hai.. Odisha Se Vardhan Deo and family or Bengal Se Devdutt ki 15-15 seats humaare pass hain..

Ab jhatka khaane ki baari Bhai ki thi woh bhi apni seat se khadde hogaye..

Deva-What?? Kal din din mein itana sab kardiya tune.. No way...

Main-Ji.. With proof.. Woh dono he ready hain.. Toh Mohan uncle ki 12 milaake hue 267 ...

Mohanlal-12 nahi 13 ko iss muthi mein leke baitha hun main..

Main-Waah.. So ab aap soch rahe hoge ki main tumhare sath kyun jaaunga.. Ab Deputy CM bhalla kya hai?? Ye aapko bhi pata hai Balwant ki chaal hai ye aapko side karke pure Gujarat ki dorr Sunita k hathmein dene ki.. Lekin nope...13 MP's k alawa 60 MLA's bhi toh hain aapke pass..

Mohanlal-62...

Main- Lo 62...ab 45 humaare... Aapke 13 MP'S k badle main aapko 45 MLA dunga. Hum dono k milaake hue 107 yaani puran bahumatt se banegi humaari sarkaar or CM kon hoga?? Kon hoga?? Mohanlal Desai... Home Ministry kiske under hogi?? Mohanlal Desai.. Finance kiske under hogi?? Mohanlal Desai..

Mohanlal ki aankhon mein mujhe saaf dikh raha tha uski khussi kaa koi thikaana nahi tha.. Woh bc Sapno mein Oath bhi le chuka tha CM ki..

Main-Or 268 hogaye 4-5 seats caahiye ye toh main sapno mein bhi laa shakta hun orr 4-5 nahi 70-80 laaunga abhi toh or chalo maanlo nahi laa paaya main, toh bhi aapka kya nuksaan hai??? Boliye?? Aapko toh fir bhi Gujarat CM ki gaddi millegi he millegi Center Government koi bhi ho.. Main haar gaya toh bhi aapko toh MLA's se matlab hai... Aapko thodi harra paaega koi.. Choice aapki hai haan agar Saari jindagi Sunita k under nikaalni hai toh aapki marji hai...

Mohanlal- Deva ko toh log yun he badnaam kartey hain asli politician toh tu hai AP..

Ye sunke hum sab hanss paddey..

Deva-Wahi toh.. Dekho Mohan bhai humaari dosti 16-17 saal puraani hai jubaan deta hun or aapko pata hai Jaat hun apni baat se mukarunga nahi humaara center mein kuch bhi ho lekin Gujarat mein aapko support rahega he rahega.. Baaki aapki marji agar vishwash nahi hai toh..

Mohanlal- Arrey sharminda matt karo Deva.. Tum galle millo..

Woh dono galle mille or mera kaam hogaya pura..

Continued..

 

[Bhagwaan 316]

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Mohanlal -AP.. I'm ready... Deal yahi rahegi.. CM Home and Finance humara baaki Tum jaise baantoge waise baant lenge.. 13 MP'S toh Likh k lelo 15 dunga..


Main-Naa na... 13 he caahiye ,khaas khaas.. Baaki log toh jab center mein sarkaar ban jaaegi tab khudbakhud aa jaaenge bheekh maangte hue.. Haan inn sabke alawa 400 crore Rupees bhi dunga main aapko...


Mohanlal-4. 4.4.4...400 Crore.. Kkkkkyun?? Mujhe paise nahi caahiye AP.. Mujhe jo mill raha hai more then enough hai..


Main- Aapke liye enough hai... Ye MP'S k liye hai 30 crore each or baaki 10 crore aapki marji..


Mohanlal-Mere MP mere kehne par aa jaaenge paise nahi caahiye unhe AP...


Main- I know.. Lekin ye jaruri hai trust me.. Lene he padenge ye toh.. Confirmation yahi hai.. Koi sochega aapki baat naa maananey ki toh bhi paisa dekh k bhull jaaega..


Mohanlal- Ok.. Ok..


Main- Ab aapko karna kya hai suniye.. Kissi ko ye baat nahi bataani kissi ko bhi nahi sirf aapke jo khaas se khaas se khaas MP MLA haina unko bolo ready raho kuch hone waala hai or jo bhi hoga humaare liye acha hoga ye bolna hai bus.. Or fir jab main kahun tabhi aapko Sabke saamne confirm kar dena hai..


Mohanlal-Jo tum kaho..


Main- Ab Sir I know aap mere family friend hain or ek respected Politician bhi..


Deva-AP.. Woh samjh gayee..


Mohanlal-No no let him speak Deva.. Sab pehle he clear hojaana caahiye..


Main-Ji.. Main jyaada logon ki itani respect nahi karta but aapki karta hun ab mujhse bus aapse ek he cheej caahiye woh hai Loyalty badle mein aapko main sab kuch deraha hun basically I'm giving you a new life.. Ab jabtak ye Loyalty hai tabtak aap ho main pehle dhoka nahi dunga aapko ,sochunga bhi nahi but aapke andar kissi bhi reason se laalach aaya toh fir aap jaante ho main kon hun or main kya kya kar shakta hun..


Mohanlal-Trust me I know.. Aajtak Balwant ko Dhoka nahi diya maine or woh toh mujhe barbaad kar raha tha fir bhi, ye bhi tumhare kehne par horaha hai.. Trust me I wont betray you..


Main-Then We are cool... Congratulations...


Mohanlal-Thanks.. Thanks A Lot.. Balwant ko bana detey hain Prime Minister..


Main-Ji.. Ok Chalta hun.. See you soon..


Mohanlal-You too.. Thanks again for the opportunity..


Deva-Ok Mohan ji.. It was Lovely meeting you can't wait for all of this to get official..


Mohanlal-Ji bilkul Deva ji..


Humne usko bye kiya and humlog nikale bahaar...


Deva-Oye.. Sun.. Jaldi se ye bata Odisha or Bengal waali baat tu sirf Mohan ko bottle mein utaarne k liye kar raha tha naa... Right??


Main-Nahi bhai.. 30 seat le aaya wahaan se.. Jaanwar bata be..


Abeer-Ji Bhai.. Le aaya seats ye... I don't know kaise but ye magician hai..


Ab bhai Or Mangal rukk gaye wahaan k wahaan..


Mangal-Bhai.. Tu kya haibe??? AP.. Tu bhagwaan he hai..


Main-Jaag jaao bhai..


Deva-Bhai.. Kaise kar raha hai tu?? Raaton raat 30 seats le aaya.. Bhai.. Tu haina.. Mujhe toh piche chhod he chuka hai tu Toh Dadaji ko bhi piche chhod dega sooner or later.. Fucking hell bhai..


Main-Hahaha... Thanks bhai..


Deva-Gajab.. 30 woh 13 iski.. 43... Abe lekin woh Maharashtra waala issue nahi solve horaha Aditi se milla tha main woh nahi maan rahi Alliance k liye.. Weird behave kar rahi hai bc.. Boli akeli ladegi election's.


Main-Maan jaaegi bhai Maan jaaegi.. Maine thoda darra diya tha usko..


Abeer-Thoda kya bahot jyaada..


Main-Yeah.. Issliye she's scared of me.. But maan jaaegi dusara option nahi hai.. Warna fir doobara darraana padega.. Tabtak aap manatey raho..


Deva-Toh tu pehle usse he mana le 25 toh confirm kar.. Sarkaar ban he gayi uske confirm hote he..


Main-No no.. Bhai usse abhi nahi manana woh perfect distraction hai.. Ab dekho.. Balwant Sudha etc sab Maharashtra mein he honge ..


Deva-Haan haan.. Wohlog bhi meeting par meeting le rahe hain Aditi k sath... Maine PM k through message pohancha diya hai Balwant ko ki main bhi Aditi ko apne sath lena caah raha hun.. Ab aditi kissi ki side ho milegi toh NDP mein he kyunki hum bhi toh NDP mein aarahe hain..


Main-Heheh.. Smart..


Deva-Haan but Balwant bola ki woh Aditi ko BLD k through NDP mein nahi laana caahta woh toh woh khud manaa lega Aditi ko ... Lekin maine bhi boldiya main bhi mana raha hun 25 seats or laake dunga toh 2 cabinet posts orr lunga..


Main-Lol.. Bhai smart toh aap bhi bahot jyaada ho he.. Bilkul Confirm kar diya Balwant ko ki uske sath ho aap...


Deva-Wahi toh caahiye naa..


Main-Exactly... Ab wohlog wahaan munh maarte rahenge naa toh unhe farak nahi padega ki main kya kar raha hun unhe bhi toh 25 caahiye.. 25 k chakkar mein 250 kho denge wohlog.. Issliye Aditi ka randi rona chalne do aap wahin raho unhe bhi lagna caahiye ki Deva bhi pura jorr laga raha hai.. Yahin hai woh bhi...


Deva-Haan wahin jaa raha hun.. Ek or baat 400 crore AP??? Yahaan kya jarurat thi.. Itana paisa AP..


Main-Bhai ye paisa sabse jaruri hai ye confirmation hai humaara sath dene ki ,ye token hai.. Jo hai woh yahi hai.. Trust me.. Or paisa India mein se kissi ka nahi hai or naa he galat tareeke se laaya gaya hai.. Trust me..


Deva-I know.. Ye pata hai mujhe. Galat kaam kaa paisa nahi laaega tu. Lekin still..


Main-Bhai.. Trust...


Deva-Ok.. Ok...


Main-Humlog nikalte hain aap pohancho Maharashtra..


Main Abeer or Jack waapis hotel aaye or bc mujhe aarahi thi itani nind ki main sone jaa he raha tha ki mera phone baja.. Unknown number tha waise main unknown uthaata nahi hun but isko uthaane k liye mere andar se awaaj aai maano..


Main-Hello...


"Good Morning Boss It's T"


Main-T???


T-Yeah.. Aap nahi jaante but I work for you..


Main-Ohh.. Yeah.. 3.0 ka banda hai tu.. Boll..


T-Yeah.. Boss we have a problem..

Main- What the fuckkkkk?

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[Bhagwaan 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 3 updates posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[MaxMan]

Amazing updates

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[Raj142]

JABARDAST UPDATE BHAI

 

[Ytmovies712]

Bohot time baad Sunday ko updates post hue hai boss shayad ye itne dino se site down thi tab ka pending material hai badhiya updates hamesha ke tarah waiting for next

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-527(Gujarat-1)
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Humlog Odisha mein Vardhan k ghar se nikale Or maine bahaar nikalke Chang ko call kiya..

Main- Kahaan reh gaya be..

Chang- GandhiNagar pohanch gaye boss aapka wait hai..

Main-Humlog nikal rahe hain yahaan se sun T se baat kar usko bol ki paisa kahaan hai or kaise hai paisa bc sath hona chahiye 24 ghanto k andar saamne waale k pass paisa pohanchna caahiye usase authority banti hai apni fear banta hai..

Chang- Nikal chuka hoga boss main confirmation le leta hun.. Aajaao tabtak aap...

Main-Cool...

Call disconnected..

Abeer-BC gajab.. Maharashtra mein sab sahi raha toh 200 apni alliance ki 15 Bengal 15 Odisha 25 Maharashtra 255 bhenchod sarkaar toh bananey waali hai 17 orr..

Main- Sarkaar keval banani banani nahi hai jaanwar aisi banani hai ki gand fatt jaaye saamne waale ki humein giraatey giraatey..

Abeer- Kahaan jaana hai??

Main- Ahmedabad Yaa Gandhinagar..Mohan..

Abeer- Ok.. Wahaan?? Abe.. Mohanlal Desai..?

Main- Yes... Abtak bus Opposition waalon ki 30 seats khaai hain ab aage Ruling Party yaani NDP ki Khaaenge ..

Abeer- Ek second.. Mohanlal Desai yaani Gujarat ka DeputY Chief Minister... NDP yaani Balwant ka khaas neta.. Woh humein kyun support karega be??

Main-Kyun nahi karega ye bata??

Abeer- Abe sab toh hai uske pass.. Power bhi ,Ruling party ka sath bhi..

Main- Bhosdk Deputy Chief Minister kuch hota nahi hai ye post bus Mohanlal jaise chutiyon ko khuss karne k liye hoti hai.. Ab sun dhyaan se kaan kholke Gujarat ka scene kya hai.. Gujarat mein 26 MPs or 182 MLA hain.. Or Gujarat mein 2 he Major Parties hain Ek NDP yaani Ruling party Unke pass 19 MPs or 135 MLa hain ...Dusari party hain hum yaani BLD humaare pass North India k lagte Gujarat yaani Rajasthan border side 7 MPs humaare hain and 45 Mla humaare hain .. Ab obviously Gujarat mein NDP bahot strong hai . Gujarat NDP k bhi 2 cehre hain ek Chief Minister Sunita Agarwal dusara hai apna Mohanlal Desai.. Ab NDP K 19 MP mein se Mohanlal K pass 11-12 MPs hain or yahaan woh strong hai Sunita se lekin baat MLAs ki kari jaaye toh Sunita k 137 mein se 75-82 MLA hain or baaki 55-62 Mohanlal k pass ab bus issi gap ki wajah se Balwant ne Sunita ko CM bana rakha hai pichle 7 saal se jabki pehle Mohanlal non stop 2 baar CM tha lekin Sunita ab maal hai jo Balwant ko kuch toh de rahi hogi and seats bhi thodi jyaada hai Sunita k pass toh Mohanlal ab bechara Deputy CM ban gaya lekin hath kya aaya lawda , jaisa main bola Deputy CM kuch khaas hota hai nahi bus naam hota hai.. Ab Balwant aahista-2 Mohanlal ko side karna caahta hai taaki Gujarat mein uske 2 gutt naa hon or sab log Sunita k under aaein.. Ab yahaan Entry hoti hai AP the great ki yaani khud bhagwan ki.. Mohanlal Deva bhai ka purana jaankar hai. Beshak opponent hain lekin bolchaal hai he..

Abeer-Yeah.. Bolchaal bahot puraani hai..

Main-Toh bhai ne kal subah meeting fix ki hai Mohanlal k ghar pe ,bhai khud honge wahaan.. Or ab main Mohanlal k pass jaake baithunga usko bolunga ki dekho Uncle situation ye hai or ye horaha hai ye aapko bhi pata hai aapko khatam karna caahte hain yelog.. Toh kyun naa humaare sath aao or hum inko khatam kardein.. Kya karoge Deputy CM ka 45 Mlas humaare hain 60 tumhare hain milke sarkaar banaaenge Gujarat mein or Tum CM post lena Home Ministry bhi le lena or major Ministry bhi lelena.. Gand faad doge Sunita ki 7 saal se aapko daba k rakha hai fir Balwant dekhenge kaise banaaega Sunita ko CM.. Ab bata bc Nahi maanega kya??

Abeer- Kyun nahi maanega bc.. Ek baat toh hai tera bhi pattern hai ek ,mostly tu unhi logon ko le raha hai jo khud Balwant se nafrat karte hain...

Main-Waah re Sherlock Holmes bhosdk of course ab pata chala tujhe.. You know my enemy's enemy is my friend.. Or Balwant k khilaaf jo unka ye gussa haina ye aag hai jo yahi unhe mere liye Loyal banaaegi.. Mohanlal bharra padda hai.. Thakk gaya hai bc logon ki gand chaat chaat k.. 10 saal CM tha be woh aise shaks ko bhookh hoti hai satta ki or wahi bhookh isse humaara Loyal soldier banaaegi..

Abeer-Smart bc smart.. Fucking Smart..

Humlog evening takk Odisha se nikale or raat 9 baje Ahmedabad land hue wahaan se Chang ne humein pick kiya or humlog hotel aaye late hogaye they toh dinner k baad seedha main apne room mein aaya or sone ki taiyaari karne laga..

Bc ek din mein 30 seats le aaya main fucking hell.. Gajab.. Kya successful din tha aajka..

2.0- Lawde.. Successful toh theek hai.. Woh Vardhan ko 200 crore extra dene k liye kisne bola be.. Bhosdk 200 crore kitane hotey hain pata hai..

Main- Chup be gandu... Jaruri tha woh..

2.0- Khudse kuch nahi karna hai kya bola tha?? Bhosdk.. Oversmart na ban 3.0 gand faad dega..

Main- Bhosdk 3.0 ko gand faadni hoti toh woh tabhi faad deta jab 200 crore extra diye maine usko, abe jaruri they ye 200 crore.. Bhosdk bhull matt original hun main, cehre main bhi padh leta hun I know kab kya soch raha hai banda.. Issliye tu shyaana naa bann thoda improvise karna bhi jaruri hai samjha naa... 200 crore k liye kya ro raha hai..

2.0- Budget hai harr cheej ka bhosdk.. 5000 crores bhull gaya..

Main-Sarkaar he naa bani toh gand mein daal lena tera budget dalle 5000 se toh uppar jaaega kaafi uppar or agar 3.0 ko lagta hai maine galat kiya hai toh aake woh nipat lega mujhse tabtak Mujhe kaam karne dey apna lawde..

2.0 - Kar le kar le kuch gadbad hui toh bataa dunga..

Main-Haao haao chutiya naa bana.. Sojaa jaake.. Tu toh nalla hai mujhe bahot kaam hain . Sarkaar banani hai mujhe..

2.0- Waah.. Tujhe??

Main-Ofcourse dekh ,kar kon raha hai ye sab?? Main..haina?? Karwa kon raha hai ?? 3.0 ?? Plan kiska hai.?? 3.0 ka.. Improvise kon kar raha hai plan?? Main... Toh humara he hua sab bhosdk tu toh postman hai.. Uski baat mujhtak pohancha raha hai.. Kyunki woh khud pohancha nahi shakta thakka hua hai..

2.0- Funny.. Lekin ye matt sochna ki 3.0 pohancha nahi shakta baat ya kar nahi shakta kuch.. 3.0 kuch bhi kar shakta hai,ye sab woh khud bhi kar shakta hai meri jagah, thakkne k baad woh bahaar nahi aa shakta lekin andar se tujhe instructions de shakta hai usne mujhe choose kiya bus ye dikhaane k liye ki woh mujhse uppar hai woh boss hai mera woh Mujhe apne ishaaron par nacha shakta hai mujhe humiliate karne k liye usne ye postman banaya mujhe warna woh khud kar leta terese contact...

Main- I know.. Tune usase game khelna caaha ab woh tujhe teri aukaat dikha raha hai.. I know I know. Issliye mujhse khud baat nahi kar raha woh.. Lekin tune bakchodi ki ab bhugat..


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Sana ban raha hai AP 3.0 se kahi uski lag na jaye
Nice update

 

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Raat humlog Ahmedabad mein rukke they wahaan humaare hotel mein best khaana khaaya and main mast soo gaya .. Ab meri aankh khulli kyunki mujhe pyaash lagi thi maine time dekha 1 baja tha raat ka main utha orr paani piya table se uthaake and waapis sone jaa he raha tha ki bahaar balcony mein mujhe ek saaya dikha..

Main-Kon haibe??

Bhenchod kon ho shakta hai..Darwaja bandh tha or 7th floor par hun yahaan bina darwaaje k koi nahi aa shakta... Maine light on ki or ek metal ka kettle uthaaya and bahaar balcony ki taraf gaya..

"Hallucinations hain bitch.. Wake the fuck up.. Wake up.. Marr jaaega maadarchod niche Girrke"

Ye awaaj mere andar se aai or aisi aai maano kissi ne mere munh par jorr se thappad jadd diya ho.. Bhenchod Sachmein thappad waali feel aagayi thi mujhe.. Main utha toh bhenchod Sachmein balcony mein tha main .. Fuckk.. Bhenchod ye deewar ne bacha liya warna abhi itani uppar se girrta toh madarchod laash k tukkde bhi nahi milte.. Fuckkkk... Thanks Be 2.0...

Ye bolke main waapis bed par aagaya.. Bhenchod... Gand fatt gayi thi.. Abe can you imagine AP the great ki death aisi hoti??? Bhosdk kissi ko viswaash takk nahi hota bhai or udhar Headquarters waale toh investigation kar kar k marr jaate ki hua toh hua kaise or Kiya kisne.. Fuckkk..

Ab bhenchod mujhe 3-4 ghante issi baat ko leke nind nahi aai ki ye hua kaise or bc ho jaata kuch toh.. Gand fatt gayi bc.. Aisi moutt nahi marrna bc fuck no.. Finally subah 6 baje main soya firse lekin kuch derr baad mera phone baja or kaafi derr bajta he raha.. Finally meri nind khulli toh dekha maine Phone Deva bhai ka tha.. Bhenchod... 7:30 hogaye 8 baje toh meeting hai..

Main-Hello..

Deva-Kahaan tha be ???

Main- Naha raha tha bhai. Sorry..

Deva-Main pohanchne waala hun Mohan k ghar 20-25 minutes mein pohanch jaao tum gate par bol diya hai maine..

Main-Ji bhai..

Deva-Orr haan please ,nadaan hai Mohan, toh apna rudarr rupp mein matt aana. I mean dhamki wagairaah nahi .. Waise he maan jaaega ye..

Main-Bhai I know Mohanlal sir kaise aadmi hain or aise logon ko dhamki wamki nahi deta main aapko toh pata he hai saamne waala jaisa hai waisa he main hun..

Bhai- I know i know.. Aaja..

Main-Ji...

Call disconnected...

Bhenchod 20-25 minutes toh pohanchne mein lag jaaengi.. Main jhatt se uthaa or bathroom mein aaya seconds mein nahaaya and bathroom se he Jaanwar ko call kiya..

Main- 30 seconds mein ready kar sabko...

Call disconnected..

Itana jaldi kabhi ready nahi hua tha main.. Bhenchod nind toh bahot aarahi thi bhayanak lekin jaana jaruri tha main kudta hua niche aaya tabtak Jack gaadi le aaya tha or Abeer bhi ready tha. Bus main Abeer or Jack he jaa rahe they 20 minutes ka raasta tha or bc nind itani thi ki main gaadi mein he sogaya..

Abeer- Oye uth bc.. Ghar aagaya..

Main-Chal fir...

Abeer- Bhosdk State k Deputy Chief Minister se milne jaa raha hai aise kaise jaaega be.. Aisa lag raha hai raat ki uttari nahi hai.. Munh dho le..

Maine Paani ki bottle se bahaar nikalke munh dhoya baal waal set kiye and hum Mohanlal k bungalow mein enter hue. Aage aaye toh security ne checking ki humaari and humlog andar aaye toh andar ek alag room mein Bhai Mangal or Mohanlal baithe they..

Main-Parnaam Sir..

Mohanlal-Aao.. AP aao.. Please baitho.. Abeer how are you?

Abeer-Good Sir..

Mohanlal-Kya loge AP?

Main-Bus Sir nothing..

Mohanlal -Arrey aise kaise pehli baar mere ghar aaye ho khaali hath nahi jaane dunga.. Or waise bhi Ab toh soon humlog alliance waale hone waale hain toh aana jaana laga rahega.. NDP BLD HAAN..

Main-Coffee is good Sir..

Mohanlal-Ok.. Coffee it is..

Usne apne nokar ko coffee k liye bola..

Mohanlal-Deva ji bata rahe they ki tumhe koi urgent kaam hai mujhse..

Main-Ji uncle aaj main ek First Class salesman banke aaya hun aapke pass or ek aisi deal leke aaya hun ki main bhi khuss or aap toh triple khuss..

Mohanlal-Deal ??

Main- Situation ye hai ki Sir humlog actually NDP k sath koi alliance nahi kar rahe hain none.. Woh Balwant game khel raha hai humaare sath.. Humein khatam karne k liye humein sath lena caah raha hai..

Mohanlal-Oho ho.. Sure ho??

Main-1000%...

Mohanlal-AP ..Kutte ki dumm kabhi seedhi nahi ho shakti..

Main-Uncle main uss kutte ko he seedha kardunga dumm toh cheej kya hai.. Bus aapki help caahiye..

Mohanlal-Samjha nahi main??

Main-Ab obviously aap beshak uske under ho lekin in real nafrat toh aap bhi karte ho unse..

Mohanlal- Ab munh se bolunga nahi AP..

Main-Haan Haan.. Lekin samjh gaya main... Sunita ji ka jaadu aisa chala hai uske uppar ki party k loyal supporter ko bhull raha hai.. Lekin main nahi.. Humaari Dosti toh khaandaani hai.. Bhai..

Deva- Toh apne Jagat ji NDP se alag horahe hain or humaare sath milke hum khud sarkaar bana rahe hain..

Ye sunke Mohan ko bhayanak jhatka laga or woh apni seat se khadda hogaya..

Mohan- No way??

Deva-Ji..

Mohan-Thats crazy..

Deva- Ab hum dono k milke 200 kaa aakda chhu liya hai.. Maharashtra mein bhi 95% sure hain toh 225 ... Aapke 12-13 milaake..

Main- No no.. Sorry bhai busy tha toh aapko update nahi kar paaya.. Actually aakda 225 nahi 255 par hai.. Odisha Se Vardhan Deo and family or Bengal Se Devdutt ki 15-15 seats humaare pass hain..

Ab jhatka khaane ki baari Bhai ki thi woh bhi apni seat se khadde hogaye..

Deva-What?? Kal din din mein itana sab kardiya tune.. No way...

Main-Ji.. With proof.. Woh dono he ready hain.. Toh Mohan uncle ki 12 milaake hue 267 ...

Mohanlal-12 nahi 13 ko iss muthi mein leke baitha hun main..

Main-Waah.. So ab aap soch rahe hoge ki main tumhare sath kyun jaaunga.. Ab Deputy CM bhalla kya hai?? Ye aapko bhi pata hai Balwant ki chaal hai ye aapko side karke pure Gujarat ki dorr Sunita k hathmein dene ki.. Lekin nope...13 MP's k alawa 60 MLA's bhi toh hain aapke pass..

Mohanlal-62...

Main- Lo 62...ab 45 humaare... Aapke 13 MP'S k badle main aapko 45 MLA dunga. Hum dono k milaake hue 107 yaani puran bahumatt se banegi humaari sarkaar or CM kon hoga?? Kon hoga?? Mohanlal Desai... Home Ministry kiske under hogi?? Mohanlal Desai.. Finance kiske under hogi?? Mohanlal Desai..

Mohanlal ki aankhon mein mujhe saaf dikh raha tha uski khussi kaa koi thikaana nahi tha.. Woh bc Sapno mein Oath bhi le chuka tha CM ki..

Main-Or 268 hogaye 4-5 seats caahiye ye toh main sapno mein bhi laa shakta hun orr 4-5 nahi 70-80 laaunga abhi toh or chalo maanlo nahi laa paaya main, toh bhi aapka kya nuksaan hai??? Boliye?? Aapko toh fir bhi Gujarat CM ki gaddi millegi he millegi Center Government koi bhi ho.. Main haar gaya toh bhi aapko toh MLA's se matlab hai... Aapko thodi harra paaega koi.. Choice aapki hai haan agar Saari jindagi Sunita k under nikaalni hai toh aapki marji hai...

Mohanlal- Deva ko toh log yun he badnaam kartey hain asli politician toh tu hai AP..

Ye sunke hum sab hanss paddey..

Deva-Wahi toh.. Dekho Mohan bhai humaari dosti 16-17 saal puraani hai jubaan deta hun or aapko pata hai Jaat hun apni baat se mukarunga nahi humaara center mein kuch bhi ho lekin Gujarat mein aapko support rahega he rahega.. Baaki aapki marji agar vishwash nahi hai toh..

Mohanlal- Arrey sharminda matt karo Deva.. Tum galle millo..

Woh dono galle mille or mera kaam hogaya pura..

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Nice update