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Puri fielding tight kar ke rakh di hai sarey paisay ko thikane lagane ke liye wow bohat khoob ab dektay hai aage bhi sab as planned hoga ya koi bhasad to nahi karega specially dar hai Odissa Waley vipin bhadu set.Update-534(The Money-2)
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Raat k 9 baje they ab Jatin or Jack paison se bharre dono trucks mein aaye or main or Ami piche piche fortuner mein they.. Humlog wahaan se nilalke main road par aaye or airport se just pehle humaara pehla official check post aaya jahaan police waale checking le rahe they ye kaafi milne waale they kal takk.. But yahaan meri sarkaar thi gand faad dunga.. Jaise he police waalon ne truck ki taraf signal kiya maine fortuner se unhe overtake karke ekdum police waalon k saamne gaadi roukki..
SI- Arrey pehalwaan jyaada jaldi hai k checking ki..
Main-Truck jaane dey..
SI- Bina checking kuch nahi jaaega CO sahaab khud hain..
Main- Gand mein hath deke mudha maardunga tanne Or tere CO ko..
Maine gaadi se niche uttarte hue kaha..
SI- Oho Ho Maharaaj.. Parnaam.. Parnaam..
Usne mere pair chuwe..
SI- Aao bhai.. Sir.. Aaiyo jarra..
CO- K baat hogi Sharma ji.. Ye konnnn... Parnaam maalik.. Parnaam..
Main- Namaskaar CO sahaab.. Ye trucks ko jaana hai..
CO- Kyun majaak kar rahe ho Maalik.. Aapke Truck aapki Delhi, aapka road ,hum khud aapke .. Phone kardiya hota wahi kaafi tha..
Main- Naa jaruri hai sath jaana.
CO- Chalo acha hai iss bahaane aapne darshan dediye.. Sharma ji khaddey kya ho, jaane do.. Bhaisaab ko late horaha hoga..
Main- Thanks.. . Ye ek truck ek round Or karega.. 2 ek ghante yahin rehna please..
CO- Arrey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho aap please bolke aapka hukkum sir aankhon par..Bus Ajay Singh Naam yaad rakhna..
Main- Koi kaam ho toh mill Lena naam or shakal dono he nahi bhullta main..
CO- Ji maalik..
Main- Chalta hun..
Usne meri forutner kaa gate khola Or trucks k piche piche main bhi nikala..
Ami- Yahaan toh theek hai aage??
Main- Aage bhi meri he sarkaar hai.. Bengal mein PM K chele ki sarkaar hai jisse cabinet minister banaa raha hun main Or Odisha mein Vipin ki sarkaar hai woh bhi mere under hai..
Ami- Nicee..
Maine Vikram ko call kiya or humaare aane ka bataaya usne refueling gate se humaari entry karwaai , airport k bilkul last runway par they humlog idhar koi bhi nahi tha yahaan bhi Vikram ne 2 forklifts laa rakhi thi aatey he pehla truck unload karne lage Jack Or Jatin..
Main- Bhenchod itana bada plane..
Vikram-Cargo hai sir. International woh bhi..
Main-Fir bhi fucking hell.. 2 plane aajaaein isme toh..
Vikram- Pilot se maine baat kar lee hai sir isko koi issue nahi hai andar kya hai..aage Kolkata airport par bhi separate landing ki baat kar lee hai sir.. 2 forklifts wahaan bhi ready milengi..
Main- Perfect..
Ab pehla truck jaldi he khaali hogaya Or Jack waapis nikal gaya second batch laane.. Or tabtak Jatin second truck load karne laga.
Tabtak maine West Bengal k CM Adhivesh ko call kiya ye PM kaa khaasam khaas aadmi hai isko pata hai kya situation hai isne woh Devdutt k liye CM post bhi chhod di Or Cabinet Minister ki side jump kar gaya..
Adhivesh-Namaskaar AP sahaab..
Main- Namaskar CM sahaab.. Soon to be Cabinet Minister..
Adhivesh-Hahaha.. Dhanyavaad dhanyavaad.. Boliye kaise yaad kiya..?
Main- Raat 1 baje mera ek cargo plane land horaha hai Kolkata airport par andar sab done hai but uska samaan by road jaaega pehla truck Kolkata and baaki 2 trucks Digha se border cross karke Odisha. Ab main nahi caahta koi ungali kare uss truck mein. Toh aapki taraf se ek Officer mill jaata truck ko follow karne k liye toh acha hota.. Senior officer hona chahiye..
Adhivesh- Ji ji jo hukkum mera ek khaas officer hai DIG Traffic and Road safety Junaid.. Woh mill jaaenge aapko Kolkata airport par..
Main-Thanks a lot Adhivesh..
Adhivesh-Areey kyun sharminda karte ho AP babu..
Main- Heheheh.. Talk to you later..
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Ab maine Devdutt ko call kiya.. Bengal mein Jiske sath alliance kiya hai humne..
Dev-Good Evening AP sahaab..
Main- Evening Evening.. Raatko 2 baje Kolkata Airport k bahaar ek truck millega jisme aapka gift hai.. Personally jaake recive karna hai koi galati nahi caahiye mujhe.. Kuch hota hai toh call me ASAP...
Dev- Ji ji jo hukkum.. Thanks..
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Ab maine Vipin ko call kiya.. Odisha k CM ko i mean..
Vipin- Kya hua?? Koi problem hai??
Main- No..
Vipin- Fir??
Main- Tu pagal hai kya bc.. Sun Digha se mere 2 trucks subah 5-6 baje enter honge tere state mein ek toh tera hai tu khud handle kar lena ab dusara truck by road jaaega Puri or Brahampur se hotey hue Andhrapradesh, Ichchapuram enter hoga usko bhi tujhe he handle karna hai..
Vipin- Usko main kaise handle karunga??
Main- Mujhe kya pata.. Tu dekh woh.. IG traffic ko bol ki gaadi leke sath sath jaaye..
Vipin-What ?? IG mera nokar thodi hai..
Main- Nokar he hai tera . Tu chutiya hai kya bhai?? Tere baap ko call karni padegi mujhe fir karega.. Pehle he sun liya kar.. IG ko tu jhaadu lagaane ka bolega toh bhi lagaaega ye toh choti baat hai.. Kolkata se DIG sath aaraha hai toh tu kyun nahi kar shakta..
Vipin- Ok.. Ok..
Main- Tu baat ki seriousness nahi samjh raha hai.. Get your game up.. This is serious shit.. Tere daddy ko bataana padega warna mujhe..
Vipin- Ok.. Ok.. no need...I'll handle it..
Main-You better..
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Main- CM hoke bhenchod IG ko nahi bol shakta... Chutiya..
Ami-Young banda hai boss itana game nahi khela hai.. Baap ko jail hui toh jaldbaaji mein CM ban gaya..
Main-Yeah.. Next iski wife se contact karna padega bc woh jyaada mature hai isase toh..
Ami-Orr hot bhi..
Main- Haao.. Lekin ye reason nahi hai..
Ami-Haan haan..
Ab finally maine jaanwar ko call kiya..
Main-Kahaan??
Abeer- Mumbai bc tune he toh bheja tha... Yahaan mahool garma raha hai bc.. Aditi maan nahi rahi hai.. Gandu hogayi hai..
Main- Woh chhod I'll deal with her later.. Vijaywada AdhraPradesh Pohanch subah 8 baje mujhe airport se pick karna toh. Kolkata se aaunga main..
Abeer- Bc Delhi gaya tha naa tu toh?? Kolkata kaise?? Vijayawada kaise?? Kar kya raha hai tu.
Main-Chup kar naa lawde aake bataata..
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Ab last truck bhi aagaya and load bhi hogaya.. Dono trucks or Forutner ko airport se bahaar park kardiya gaya or humlog 10:30 baje nikale Delhi se.. Finally... Bhenchod... Ab darr nahi tha.. Bhenchod dealer nahi karega toh kya main rukk jaaunga, mera paisa khud baant lunga main..
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Sahi baat kahi hai Paisa to aate jatey rehta hai magar asli maza logo ko paane me hai aur woh har dolat se upar hota hai chahe dost ho rishtedar ho ya sathi ho yah har dolat se upar hai. To finally 18 aur aa gaye 275 plus pohach gaya seats.Update-536( Andhra Pradesh Done)
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Main Abeer or Ami dopehar 3:25 par Andhrapradesh CM residence pohanchey Baldev uncle ne bahaar bol rakha tha toh after checking humlog direct andar aaye or ek guard ne humein back gate se entry karwaai and humein logon ki najaron se bachaate hue ek hall mein baithaya.. Or kuch he minutes baad uss room ka gate khulla or 3 log andar aaye ek Baldev Uncle dusara Andhra CM Parsanna Reddy or uski beti Anuradha Reddy..
Baldev- Come on Come on Parsanna.. Tumhare ghar mein tumhe he introduce karwata hun mere guest se.. Ye hai..
Anuradha- The Famous AP...
Baldev- Ohh you know him..
Reddy- Who doesn't know him Anna..
Baldev- Mujhe nahi pata tha AP south mein bhi jaante hain log tumhe..
Reddy- Ache kaam karne waale ko sab log jaanta hai.. Excuse my hindi AP it's a little weak..
Main- Thanks sir.. No worries sir..
Maine usase hath milaate hue kaha and fir Anuradha se hath milaaya..
Anuradha-How are you bhai??
Main- I'm good..
Reddy- Please sit.. Please..
Hum sab baithe wahaan..
Baldev- Tumhare Horses pohanch gaye AP??
Main- Ji Uncle all thanks to you.. Yahaan bhi pohanch jaaenge soon..
Baldev- Yahaan kyun?? No no.. Yahaan jarurat nahi padegi.. Chance he nahi hai..
Main-I insist uncle..
Baldev- Arrey ye mere jaisa nikkama banda hai nahi lega AP..
Main- We'll see..
Baldev- So Parsu i don't want to beat around the bush.. I know maine bahot dukh diye hain tujhe..
Reddy- Anna.. What dukh Anna ?? Tumne humesha mera acha kiya hai .. You never wronged me..
Baldev- Lekin galat hua woh hua toh meri wajah se he..
Reddy- No one's to blame Anna.. Jo hona tha ho chuka..
Baldev- Aajtak main he roukke hue tha NDP mein tumhe..
Reddy-Yes. That is true Anna..
Baldev- itana sab hone k baad bhi.. Lekin aaj main khud caahta hun ki tum NDP chhod do..
Reddy- I don't understand Anna.. Leave NDP??
Ab Uncle ne samjhaya usko ki kaise Main or PM uncle sarkaar bana rahe hain or almost Majority le chuke hain..
Reddy- Oh.. I see.. Lekin main toh tumhare sath hun Anna.. Tum jahaan main wahaan..
Baldev- Mera sareer NDP mein hai Parsu lekin meri soul AP k sath he hai.. I want you to support him.. Jaisa tumne mujhe puri jindagi support kiya waise he issse karna hai .. He's like my son.. Mera asli beta toh kabhi kaam nahi aaya lekin ye mera muhbola beta he hai.. Support him..
Reddy- Sure Anna.. If you insist.. Mujhe waise bhi MP's ka karna kya hai..
Anuradha- Yeah.. Finally Balvant se azaad ho jaaenge uncle hum.. We're happy to support him.. Humein pata hai he's a good guy and how he protects his people.. Apne logon k liye ye humesha khudki jaan danger mein daalta hain..
Reddy- Yeah..
Baldev- So now tumhe kya chaahiye in return..
Reddy- Dont joke with me anna.. Aapko pata hai i dont want nothing..
Main- But i want to give you sir.. I'll give 1 cabinet post to my sister here Anuradha..
Reddy - To Anu?? Why though... She's not an MP..
Main- We'll elect her from Rajya Sabha.. I can see that she wants to serve people of India and that's the exact people I'm looking for..
Anu-I don't have much experience bhaiya..
Main- Tumhare papa haina tumhare sath he'll give you experience.. And sooner or later you have to take his place.. So let's get you ready..
Reddy-Ok ok.. That's good with us..
Main- Apart from that.. I'll give you 650 crore Rupees..
Reddy- Oh no.. No.. No.. No.. I don't want any money beta.. No. No.. That's not who I am..
Main- It's not for you uncle.. It's for your MP.. This is not a bribe you see..
Reddy-Still I can't .. I can't beta..
Main- Uncle.. I insist.. Please.. It's just a token of appreciation.. Nothing else..
Baldev- Parsu ye nahi maanega.
Main-Yeah.. Please understand.. Aapke MP's itana kar rahe hain mere liye toh let me do this much.. Please..
Reddy-Ok... Ok.. .
Main- So 30 Crore Per MP that's 540 Crore..
Reddy- What about rest 110 ??
Main- See I know aap loge nahi but please please listen to me.. Anuradha ne mujhe bhai bola hai and maine usko behan.. She's my sister.. Or Humaare haryana mein ek unwritten law hota hai ki agar badi behan ko koi problem haina toh Chote bhai ka hakk banta hai ki woh uski madad kare fir caahe usme uski jaan bhi chali jaaye.. Wahi main karna caahta hun for Anu..
Anu- No no.. I can't take your money Bhai..
Reddy- Exactly.. We can't.. We won't..
Main- Ye toh option he nahi hai uncle.. Trust me I swear main seats he nahi lunga aapki I don't want them .. Agar main apni behan ki help nahi kar shakta toh I don't want these seats.. Abhi chala jaaunga main...
Baldev- He's speaking the truth Parsu.. Chala jaaega ye.. Hear him out..
Main-See I know Balvant ne kya kya kiya hai aapke sath and meri behan k sath aisa ho I don't like it.. I. Don't... Ab I know total 97 crores in loans hain aapke husband k uppar. Ab directly paisa main aapko de nahi shakta instead mere ek friend hain yahaan Vishakapatnam mein woh legally aapke business mein invest karenge 110 crores inr... Jisase aap saare loans clear karke aapke husband ko ghar laa shako..
Reddy- AP.. We can't..
Main- Sir.. Please.. Beshak mujhe seats naa do.. Anu ne bhai bola hai mujhe and humaare yahaan jubaan ki keemat hai.. Wou suna hoga aapne JO BAAT KAA NAHI WOH JAAT KA NAHI.. Seats nahi doge toh chalega.. Ye lena padega.. Or nahi loge toh main forcefully invest karwaaunga lekin Anu k husband ko bahaar jarur nikaalunga.. And ill get you guys the license..
Anu- Kon karta hai itana sab?? Tumhe seats mill rahi thi waise he.. Fir bhi?? You don't even know me properly bhaiya..
Main- Now I do.. Please accept this as a gift of younger brother.. Please...
Balwan- Anu...
Anu-Ok.. Ok.. Thankyou.. Thankyou...
Usne mujhe galle se lagaatey hue kaha.. Or yahi.. Yahi bus caahiye hota hai.. I don't care kal ko kya hota hai lekin ye relationships sath rahenge mere.. Paisa kya hai. Paisa aata jaata rahega.. This .. This Matters...
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Kya khoob khele ho baap. Yah sudha bhi pura hath munh dhokar nahi balki naha dho kar piche ladi hui hai. Sala jab tak sarkar nahi girti tab tak isko bardasht karna hai lekin uske baad sab se pehlay isko rastey lagana hai. Woh bhi bohat sahi walaUpdate-537(Divyang-1)
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Humne Andhrapradesh mein deal Confirm kar lee thi.. Or meri official seats hogayi thi.. 200 + 15 Bengal +15 Odisha + 13 Gujarat and + 18 Andhrapradesh.. Yaani 261...Waise toh Maharashtra bhi confirm he thi but mujhe thodi ajeeb vibes aarahi thi Maharashtra se issliye usko nahi le raha main...koi naa or bahot hain..
Main- So Reddy ji abhi aapko kuch nahi karna hai bus mera ek truck hai usko border cross karwa dijiye ye uski details and location hai.. Uske alawa bus aap ready rahiye kuch apne loyal logon ko bataaiye bus that's it and mere signal ka wait kijiye tabhi aapko alliance mein aana hai.. Thanks a lot..
Reddy- No thanks to you young man..
Main- Ok Baldev uncle thanks again.. Chalta hun..
Baldev- See you soon AP..
Main wahaan se bahaar nikala toh piche se Anuradha ne awaaj di mujhe..
Anu- Apni behan ka thanks liye bina jaaoge..
Main- Tumhe thanks ki jarurat nahi hai ye farz tha mera..
Anu- Farz?? Kon karta hai AP itana sab?? Log apne khud ke family k liye nahi karte.. Orr main toh tumhari family bhi nahi hun.
Main-Kissne bola nahi ho. You're my family.. And my responsibility.. I'll take care of you..
Anu-Thanks.. Thanks a lot AP..
Usne almost rote hue kaha or mere galle se milli..
Main-Take care..
Usass vida leke humlog waapis gaadi mein aaye and seedha hotel pohanchey ..
Abeer- Next stop??
Main- Telangana chalte hain..
Abeer- Abe Maharashtra chal na woh aditi ko mana le bc kaise naa kaise..25 seats hain direct ,din ba din humse durr ja rahi hai woh..
Main-Humse durr jaane mein nuksaan uska hai Abeer humaara nahi..I dont want to deal with her yet.
Abeer-Abe.. Still.. Woh badhiya moka hai..
Main-Shhhh! plan mein interfere matt kar..Next flight mein ticket karwa or Chang etc ko bol truck handover karke Hyderabad mille.
Abeer-Copy that..
Humaari Hyderabad k liye flight shyaam 6 baje thi uske liye main hotel room se nikala udhar se Abeer Or Ami bhi aagaye..
Abeer- Bitch.. Suna tune Delhi kya hua??
Main- Kya??
Abeer- Divyang Or uske bandey ek weapons deal kar rahe they outer Delhi mein jo sahi nahi gayi or dono parties mein shooting hui.. Total 18 log marre hain 5 Divyang k baaki dusari party k... Bahot bada kand hogaya hai..
Main- Ek second..Ek second..bhosdk Kon Divyang..
Abeer- Abe Divyang woh Bhushan ka bawligand psycho beta..Bhusan Sanjay ka next gand faad pillar...
Main- Waah.. Bhenchood..
Abeer- Toh??
Main- Kya toh ???Bc gunde he marre hain marrne dey apne ko kya matlab.. Abhi kuch din inko padda rehney dey.. We have important stuff to deal with..
Abeer-True.. Crime Branch ne takeover kar liya hai case waise bhi..
Main- Good.
Humlog Raat 8 baje Hyderabad pohanchey and hotel mein aaye direct.. Humne badhiya dinner kiya and apne apne rooms mein aaye kaam kal suru hona tha yahaan toh main sogaya lekin kuch derr baad mere room ka door knock hua time dekha maine toh 11 he baje they abhi toh.. Gate khola maine toh Abeer tha saamne..
Abeer- Panga hogaya.. Delhi Police Or Crime Branch ki team jo ye gangwar investigate kar rahi thi unhone Divyang ki location dhund lee thi wohlog chale gaye toh Divyang aise kaise mill jaane waala tha firing hui dono side se 8 officers maare gaye bc..
Main- Fuckkkkk.. Divyang??
Abeer- Divyang nikal gaya maadarchod.. 12-13 uske log bhi maar giraaye..
Main- Madarchod...
Abeer-Aag lag gayi hai Delhi mein bc.. Bhai ka call aaya tha abhi..
Main- Jaana padega bc..
Abeer- Woh bhi problem hai.. Sudha maadarchod ne boldiya hai ki bahot jyaada sensitive matter hai or isko CBI he investigate karegi.. Or AP yaa koi or bhi outside source isme interfere nahi karega.. National security ka sawaal hai..
Main- Mera naam leke bola usne ye??
Abeer- Yes..
Main- Matlab inki gand fatti hai kyunki inhone abhi dekha hai Maharashtra mein maine jo kiya usase meri following pure desh mein kitani badhi hai or ab inhe pata hai ki ye bhi main karlunga , fir inhe koi puchega nahi.. Meri popularity se gand fatti hai inki..
Abeer- Yes.. Bhai ne bhi yahi bola .. But Sudha serious hai arrest karwaadegi boli agar koi bahaar se interfere karne aaya toh..
Main- Fuck.. Abhi itana negatively highlight nahi ho shakta main..
Abeer- Toh?? Jaana cancel karein??
Main- Naa.. Jaana toh padega.... But aise nahi jaa shaktey..
Abeer- Toh??
Main- Pehle toh jo bhi officers marre hain unki families ko Humaari Delhi government ki taraf se harr benefit millna caahiye bhenchod puri jindagi unhe kissi cheej k kiye dukhi naa hona padde.. Central waale toh ek baar paise deke bhull jaaenge...
Abeer- Yeah..
Main- Ye divyang ka kya scene hai??
Abeer-Abe psycho hai maadarchod.. Baap kaa weapons or contract killing ka business hai toh ye sambhaalta hai.. Violence bahot jyaada passand hai usko bahot he jyaada.. Baat baat parr goliyaan chala deta hai.. Gussa bahot jyaada aata hai usse.. Nashedi hoga most probably.. Saikdon cases hain uske uppar..murder half murder extortion.. Weapons trafficking... Rape..
Main- Bhen ka lund..Or ye Divyang k alawa dusari gang kiski hai jiske sath gangwar hua hai??
Abeer- Woh Nasir.. Noida waala..
Main- Maadarchod... Uska number nikaal....
Abeer- Karwata adjust..
Abeer nikal gaya wahaan se or Main Chang k pass gaya.. Jo jaag he raha tha..
Main- Bhushan. And uske bete Divyang ki Details nikaal sari.. Subah takk..
Chang- Ok boss..
Main waapis aaya tabtak Abeer ne Nasir ka number nikalwa liya tha.. Maine call kiya usko..
Nasir- Hello.. Kon??
Main- Tera baap hai maadarchod..
Nasir- Kon hai???
Main- AP.. Bhosdk...
Nasir- Bhai.. Parinaam.. Bhai.. Aapki kasam.. Humaari koi galati nahi thi bhai.. Aapki kasam.. Ek bhi innocent bandey ko nahi maara bhai humne..
Main- Kya hua bata??
Nasir- Bhai ye Divyang ne badhiya rates diye they pistols k toh maine order dediya tha payment ho chuki thi or maine firr aaj mere bhatije ko kuch logon k sath pistols uthaane bheja.. Sab sahi tha bhai.. Lekin bichmein woh Divyang saala cocaine leke bakchodi karne laga dhamki dene laga dhakka mukki karne laga.. Ab mera bhatija bhai jawaan khoon tha usne bhi kuch kaha hoga jispe Divyang ne firing kardi sath uske logon ne kar di. 11 log marre bhai mere.. Mera bhatija kho diya maine.. Or aapki kasam tabse chup baitha hun keval issliye ki mujhe pata hai isase jeet bhi jaaunga toh fir aap aajaaoge bandukk leke.. Maine kuch nahi kiya bhai..
Main- Kyun bhosdk lugaai hai tu?? Kiya kyun nahi..
Nasir -Bhai??
Main- Kya bhai bhadwe.. Bando ko bol ki dhundein maadarchod ko orr thok dein.. Baad mein police ka lafda hua toh tere 4-5 uppar waale logon ko arrest karwa dena unko baad mein nikalwa lenge..
Nasir- Pakka bhai?? Aap kuch nahi karoge??
Main- Naa.. Bindaas kar.. Woh sehar se durr he millega kahin.. Toh innocent koi hoga nahi aas pass or uske caahe 100 bande maar dey Tu i dont care.. Lekin kand kartey he kahin videsh chala jaana bhadwe warna gand marr jaaegi..
Nasir- Ji bhai.. Thanks bhai.. Maardunga lawde ko..
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Abeer- Ye kya tha be??
Main- Abhi Sudha ne public ko shant karwa diya hai CBI ko aage karke.. Meri koi demand hai nahi wahaan, bina demand jaaunga toh firr image par impact padega or lawdi Sudha kuch karne bhi nahi degi.. Issliye Ab Nasir k log dhund lenge Divyang ko kyunki Nasir ka area hai obviously maar nahi paaenge Divyang ko lekin golibaari toh hogi he or aapas mein log marrenge fir ye jo aag lagi hai ye uncontrollable ho jaaegi or jab situation uncontrollable hoti hai logon ko tabhi meri yaad aati hai.. Ek yahi tareek tha jisme innocent naa marrein or hum jaa shakein Delhi.. Kyunki Nasir k log marre yaa Divyang k humein lawda farak padta hai...
Abeer- I see..
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Shayad AP ko thanda karne ke liye khud se 3.0 aaya hai yah kuch na kuch bakchodi to kari hai uske sath ab dekhtey hai kia hota hai waisay 2.0 sahi kah raha hai shayad sudha madarchod ne hi plan kar ke rakha ho taki AP aaye aur fasey coz unko kahi na kahi se bhanak lag gayi hogi jo AP karta fir raha hai seats ko lekar.Update-538(Divyang-2) 538
Maine plan set kardiya tha Nasir k bando ko bali ka bakra banaake taaki main Delhi jaake situation control kar paaun kyunki CBI jabtak investigation karegi tabtak Bhushan apne bete ko gayab kardega kyunki Bhushan ko bhi pata hai uska beta highlight hogaya hai woh smart hai.. Issliye mera jaana jaruri tha..
2.0- Oh no no no... Tu kahin nahi jaa raha"
Main- Kya matlab??
2.0- Tu Telangana ki seats nikaalega fir next state ki or fir next.. Sarkaar banaaney takk ye choti moti bakchodi nahi karne waala Tu..
Main- Bhen k lund I know tum dono ko farak nahi padta but mujhe padta hai.. 10 officers marre hain maadarchod mere area k woh bhi.. Unki families ko haqq hai revenge ka...
2.0- Toh le lenge wohlog..
Main- Bhai.. Let me tell you something gand takk kaa jorr lagaale roukk shakta hai toh..
2.0- Are you sure ??
Main- Sure bhosdk.. Sure... Jaao abhi roukk loge.. Lekin kitane din takkk rukk paaoge?? Tum dono he permanent toh nahi rukk shakte aana fir mujhe he hai.. Or fir aake bhenchod mujhe caahe brain surgery karwani padde... Yaa drug addict banana paddey lekin I swear tum dono ko khatam kar dunga main bhen k lawdo.. Majaak hai kya ye?? Tumhare issues hotey hain jab underworld mein , wahaan kissi ko kuch hota hai toh tum dono gand uthaake bhaag jaatey ho, main uske bichmein bolta hun kuch??! Nahi naa Maadarchod.. Fir ab mere sath bakchodi matt kar.. Gand faadke rakh dunga..
2.0 - Abe Tu samjh nahi raha hai... Abhi time hai nahi waste karne ko. Or Divyang ne jo karna tha woh kar liya woh ab chipke baithega apne baap k aane kaa wait karega or fir gayab ho jaayega.. Or kuch toh karega nahi woh.. Issliye usko padda rehney dey kahaan bhaag jaaega woh?? Ye sab karke fir dhund lena fir lelena badla.. Trust me.. Ye sab jyaada important hai be.. Tu ab uspe 3-4 din lagaa dega fir gand marr jaaegi yahaan k plan ki.. Fir???
Main- Nasir k bandey karenge kuch..
2.0- Unko karne dey.. Woh aapas mein ladte rahenge.. Civilians safe hain.... Wahi matter karta hai.. Right??
Main- Ok.. Ok.. Lekin Divyang marrega jarur aaj nahi toh baad mein.. 3.0 kuch kare caahe..
2.0- Tu caahe uska khaandaan khatam kar dena 3.0 ko toh pata bhi nahi hai Kon Bhushan kon Divyang.. Ye toh main bata raha hun tujhe apni taraf se kyunki I know kya bolega woh ki nahi jaana ye important hai..
Main- Ok.. Ok.. Nahi jaaunga..
Maine Abeer ko phone karke hold karne ko bola sab .. Abhi kuch nahi karna tha.. Jo ho chuka woh ho chuka jo marr gaye woh waapis nahi aaenge unka badla toh baadmein le lunga main Or unki families ki help kar he di hai toh abhi yahaan issues se deal karte hain..
Ye sochte sochte main firse so gaya.. Lekin jyaada derr so nahi paaya.. Kyunki mera gate khulla tha or Abeer ne firse jagaaya mujhe.. 3 baje they raat k..
Main- Kya hua??
Abeer- Bhosdk.. Nasir k bando ne toh kuch nahi kiya.. Waise he hogaya.. Jaana padega bhai..
Main- Hua kya??
Abeer- Wahi.. Police ki teams dhund rahi thi Divyang ko or ek team ko by chance mill gaya Divyang ka adda ek Bungalow tha,toh bus Police ko dekhte he goliyaan chalaani suru kar di maadarchod ne..
Main- Kitane marre??
Abeer- 3 constable 1 SI or 1 inspector..
Main-Fuckkkkkk...
Abeer- Side waale bungalow se kissi ne recording bhi ki hai.. Dekh kaise pagal ki tarah chilla raha hai nashedi maadarchod..
Abeer ne video chalaai toh video mein dikh toh kuch nahi raha tha but goliyon ki awaaj saaf sunaai de rahi thi.. Or fir ek aadmi k chilaane ki awaaj gunjji..
"Maadarchodo medal k liye apni jaan dene aagaye bhadwo.. Sab marroge sab k sab.. Tum 15 hum 50 hain.. Saalo tumhaare pure pariwaar khatam kardunga main ... Pehle waale marre tabhi samjh jaana caahiye tha ki tum mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey maadarchodo.. Aao.. Aao.. Chuppa kyun hai.. Aajaa.. Maarke he jaaunga tujhe maadarchod.. Tum 2 kodi k thulle mera kya ukhaad loge?? Tumhare baap ko bulaao.. Woh kahaan hai maadarchod AP.. Haan?? Bada hero banke aata hai harr baar ab main aaya tabse kyun gayab hai?? Kyunki usse bhi pata hai mera kuch nahi bigaad shakta woh.. Issliye munh chipaaye bhaagta firr raha hai.. Aaja maadarchod hawldaaar kabtak chippa rahega.. Tujhe maare bina nahi jaaunga bhadwe.. Teri maa ki chut.. Bulao tumhare bhagwaan ko kahaan chippa hai woh.. "
Uske baad uske logon ne last bache constable ko dhundke maara ..
Main- Bhenchod.. Jaana padega.. Ye toh literally psycho haibe.. Ye wahaan se aaram se bhaag shakta tha lekin dekh last bandey ko bhi maarne k liye rukka hai itana risk liya usko maarne k liye.. Ye pagal hai maadarchod.. Isko time nahi de shakte... Not a fucking chance..
Abeer-Bhai se baat karle.
Usne phone diya mujhe..
Main- Bhai.. Iska ilaaj karna padega..
Deva- Bilkul.. Turant se turant.. Ye toh dalla kissi ko nahi chhod raha.. Log pagal ho rahe hain.. Kar kuch... Kuch kya thok dey maadarchod ko.
Main-Ji bhai.. Nikal raha hun..
Deva- Ok.. Woh Maadarchod Sudha nahi karne degi kuch toh thoda underground rehke karna jo karna hai tujhe..
Main- Ok bhai..
Call disconnected..
Main- Next flight??
Abeer- 5 baje hai..
Main- Lets go nikalte hain fir.. Ami Jack Vinny Jatin Chang or Claire ko jaga..
Abeer-Ok..
Abeer gaya wahaan se..
"Abe sun sun.. "
Main- 2.0 gand marrwa teri.. Not a chance.. Sawaal he paida nahi hota..
2.0- 3.0 Mana kar raha hai.. Bhushan hai kon bc?? Nobody..
Main- I don't care.. Bhushan koi ho yaa nahi.. Pehle wahi marrega.. Ab bakchodi bandh kar.. Let me focus..
Ye bolte he mujhe ek jhatka laga.. Noo... Chance.. Bhenchod.. Bakchodi matt kar 2.0 gand faad dunga bhagwaan kasam.. Dekh le...
Mujhe laga 2.0 aaraha tha but kuch he seconds baad main normal hua or maine khudko bed k pass khadda paaya .. Bhenchod.. Main toh bathroom mein tha na... Fucking hell..
Abeer-Oye let's go..
Main- Let's move..
Humlog nikale airport k liye and wahaan se direct Delhi k liye.. Delhi Subah 8 baje humlog airport se nikale Fortuner leke jo humne parson park ki thi yahaan .. Main banata hun Divyang ko psycho...
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