Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

[Bilal jan]

THE PAIN 7- THE JOKER VISIBLE

UPDATE 87

Meera - kon hai joh class mai phone use kar raha ohh toh app hai mahasaye get out of my class and give me your phone

Mai - class ke bhar sahi hai phone nahi dunga

Meera - maine kaha yaha rakho phone

Mai class sai bhar jaane laga unnhone piche sai pakad liya

Meera - yeh tum meri insult kar kar rahe ho

Mai - yeh call aapki insult sai jada hai


Mam nai apna haath uthya mujhe marnai ke liye maine unnka haath pakada aur jahtak ke bhar nikal gaya

Bhar ground ke kone mai

Mai - kaya kiya tunne

Kdev - tunne meri baat nahi maani agar usska payar naa sahi tujhe ab uski nafarat toh milegi

Mai- harmakho

Kdev -phele phone kar baad mai ghussa hona

Mai call back kiya

Mohan- kaha ho dd

Mai - sir school mai hu

Mohan - school mai kaya kar rahe ho yaha meeting mai jana hai aur arav nai batya nahi tumhe

Arav - kuch bhi nahi

Mohan - jaldi aoo yaha meeting ke liye instambul jana hai aur bhi kaam hai

Mai - abhi sir

Mohan - ok 3 hour get ready

Mai - ok si


Mai class ke kahatam hone ka wait karana thik nahi samajaha

Mai class mai gaya - akash jara bhar aa

Meera - woh nahi aayega

Tabhi beel baji

Mai - aab toh aa

Akash bhar aaya

mai usse apne saath lekar lab 4th floor par lekar gaya lab ke pass

Akash -tuh sahtiyaa gaya hai

Mai- tuh joker gang kaa naam suna hai naa

Akash - eess time yeh baat mai samjaha nahi

Mai- woh mai hi huu

Akash - haa haa aur mai james bond huu 007 ha ha ha

Mai- saale mai kaam ki baat kar raha huu aur tuh

Akash hasi rokete hue - abe apni shakal dekh kon khega tuh woh hai


Mai - tuh aase nahi manega

Akash - aacha tuh hai toh sabut de yaha koi ata nahi bina kaam ke

Maine apni aakhe band kii aur mask toh aaya hi par mera kavach bhi aaa gaaya

wohh peeche lab ki kidhki sai takara gaya

Ek awwaj aayi mujhe maine piche mudh kar dekha

Mai - ohh sit yeh yaha kaise

Akash - bhai yeh kaya ban gaya hai tuh superhero lag raha hai

Mai - mai superhero nahi bus raw ka agent huu

Akash - eski maa ka aur kitne bomb fodega

Mai - dyaan sai sunn bhai mai ek meeting ke liye instambul jaa raha hu pata naa kitna time lage tujhe yaha meri behanl family par dyan rakhana hai

Akash - mai samjha nahi

Mai- mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakhana bus dekh bhai tuh hi ek hai jis par mai aakhe band kar visvash kar sakata hu aur apni family ki surksha de sakata hu

Akash -chal thik baki baat mai baad mai puch lunga par tuh yeh eetnai sudh hindhi kyu bolanai lagata hai baar baar

Mai- wohh sab bata dunga filhal tuh mera kaam kar ek minute ruk tujhe saayad yeh akele naa hoo

Mai - devika kha hoo jaldi yaha aao

Devika bina time waste kiye waha aa gayi

Devika - ji kaya hua aap nai bulaya

Mai- haa mai kah raha tha akash

Akash muh khol bus devika ko dekh raha tha

Maine usse hilaya

Akash - ha ha kaya hua

Mai - kaha khoo gaya

Akash - yeh kon hai aur yaha kaise

Devika - mai ennki wife hu

Akash - oyye ghante wale baba ek aur

Mai- devika tumhe esske saath mere ghar par aur khaas kar ke mere bhaiyoo par nazar rakahana mere kisi bhi pariwaloo ko khuch nahi hona caahiye

Devika - ji jaisa aap kahe mai pura dyann rakungi

Akash - wohh sab thik hai par mai tere ghar kaise rahunga

Mai - uss ki chinat mat kar yeh sabka entazaam kar degii devika ek invisible ghar bana lena mere ghar ke saamnai

Devika - mere samajh mai nahi aa raha etnai sahktiyo ke baad aap enta ghabra kyu rahe hoo

Mai - kyuki yeh dhartilok hai yaha par kuch kaayede kaoon hote hai aur mai unn sabsai ched chaad kar apni musibat aur nahi badhana chaata hu ab ek bhi sawal nahi ek bhi nahi aur akash yeh tujhe sab bata degi joh bhi tuh janana caahata hai

Dono chup hoo gaye

Mai - abb enka ek aur khaata aur khul gaya hai pata naa mera picha karte hue yaha kyu aayi

Devika - mai ees ki yadas mita duu

Mai - nahi kissi ki yadaas sai ched chaad thik nahi kisi ke jindagi ke pallo ko agar miltaogi toh uss ke dimag par ashar padega

Akash - toh phir kaya

Mai aage bhadha aur unko god mai uthaya aur nicche jaane laga devika chali gayi

Akash - aase thik rahega jadu sai ennke ghar chod aa

Mai- chal be fir hazar sawal karengi tumnai mere saath kuch galat kiya tumnai kaya kiya mere saath etc etc

Mai unnko lekar niiche aaya sare log aise ghur rahe the jaise ki koi shooting dekh rahe hai mai unnhe staff room mai le gaya aur kurshi par bethaya

Principle - kaya hua hai meera ko

Mai - pata nahi sir achank behosh ho gayi

Mai akash ke saath bhar aaya

Mai - yeh chaabhi le aur sabko ghar le jaa mere jaate hi devika aa jaayegi

Akash - thik hai bhai jaa tuh

Maine arav ko phone kiya - kaha hai

Arav - room mai huu

Mai jhaat sai uss ke room mai pahucha

Arav - kaya hua yaha kaise

Mai- saale meeting hai bataya nahi

Aarav - abe shaam ko hai batanae wala tha

Mai - chal ab sir nai bulaya hoga aur kehana ki delhi mai hi tha

Arav - ok

Phir maine shikha ko bhi liya aur raw pahucha

Mohan - aa age etni jaldi aur arav tum yaha

Arav - sir mai yehi tha

Mohan - ok chalo humara helicopeter tayar hai

Mai- nitika kaha hai

Mohan -wohh helicopeter mai hi hai

Hum sab waha pauche

Nitika - aa gaye tum log

Shikha aur nitika gaale mile

Maine aur arav nai haath milaya

Nitika - kushi hui dubara mil kar ke

Mai /arav - hume bhi

Phir hum waha sai nikale instambul

Mohan - dd tum school kaya kar rahe the

Mai - padhnai gaya tha

Nitika arav jor sai hasane lagae

Mai - dekho haso mat

Nitika - i am sorry ....fuuuhhhh schoolll........i am really sorry

Mai- tuh toh chup ho saale

Mohan - dd majak acha karete ho

Mai - kaya sir aapko toh baataya hai

Mohan - kaya baataya tha

(Kdev -abe chutiya esse kuc nahi baataya hai )

Mai- are mai waha sai nazar rakh rha tha

Dono chup hue - kis par

Mai - baad mai bata dunga

Nitika - yeh galat hai hum sare kaam karete hai yeh akele kyu

(K dev - keh de madam par

Mai -abe jhut bolene sai kam sai hassi toh band hui )

Arav -bata

Mai chhodo chhota saa kaam tumhare level kaa nahi tha

Nitika - yeh tum galat kar rahe ho

Mohan - nitika wohh tumhara boss hai usska joh man karega woh karega

Mai - nahi sir hum sab phele dost hai baad mai agent

Mohan - ulta bol rahe ho

Arav - chalo mitti dalo enpar abb

Mai- acha sir aur kaya kaam hai

Mohan -wohh gadar mil gaya hai

Mai -kon hai

Mohan - sweeper base kaa

Mai - azzeb hai woh toh ekdum maumali saa tha

Mohan - wohh "black eye " gang ka right hand hai

Mai - sir nahi ho sakata maine sab kuch check kiya yeh nahi ho sakata hai

Mohan - kyu aisa kyu kah rahe ho

Mai - hoo skata hai wohh balck eye gang ka hoo par humare missions ki baate keval aapko pata hoti hai yaa base ke kuuch officers ko

Nitika - mere dad par shak kar rahe ho

Mohan - beti hum asse kam karte ki har kisi ko sak ki nazar dekhana padata hai agar yeh tum abhi tak nahi smajhi toh joker ki memeber hone par tumhe shame hona caahiye

Mai - jaha tak mai samjhata hu sir aap mera eshara samajh gaye

Mohan - par tumhe uss par shak kyu hai

Arav - kon hai woh



Mai- marcus sir kaa senior hai "drugs departement ka " victor ""

Nitika - kaya dad jab apko maine bataya tha trip ke bare mai tab wohh bhi toh confernce mai the matalab thaa

Mohan - haa woh bhi tha

Mai - abb toh pakka wahi hoga 100%

Mohan - toh karana kaya hai

Mai - khatam aur kaya gadar nahi bachete hai raw mai

Mohan -thik hai meeting ke baad karana job bhi karana hai par mujhe proof bhi caahiye

Mai - ok sir mil jayega

Kaafi time baad hum base par land hue phir waha sai meeting ke liye nikale

Mai- sir meeting ke bare mai kucch nahi bataya

Mohan - yeh ek internation level security agency ki meetup meeting hai

Mai - kaya sir etna secret kyu

Mohan - nahi to tum nahi aate aaj sabko pata chalega ki dd urff joker kon hai jisnai utpat macha rakaha hai underwohrld mai aur woh humari agency ka hai

Arav- yeh aap kaya kah rahe hoo sir

Mai - chill kar ab apna koi kuch nahi kar sakata hai aur yeh confidence bus ghamand yaa over confidence nahi

Mohan - that's my boy

Hum phir waha par pauche aur sab apni jagah par beth gaye Kaafi badi party thi

Arav - wah bhai kaya party hai esse meeting kon kehata hai

Mai - bade log choti soch

Nitika nai mere seene par halke sai mara

Mai - are bus majak kar raha huu

Host girl - good evening to all of u my name is jean and i welcome the reputed agencies and there danger agents this evening is organise to make bond between the nations and there agency ..........aage wahi rate hue dialogues

30 minutes later

Jean bol toh english mai rahi par mai uski baato ko hindi mai likhunga aage

Jean - aab mai bulana caahungi RAW HEAD "MR.MOHAN " ko ki aaye aur aapne vichar rakhe ess meeting par

Taaliyo ke saath unnka swagat hua

Phir unnhone aapan bhasan sumnya aur akhir mai

Mohan - mai aaj sabko batane mai kushi mahsus kar raha hu ki dd "THE JOKER " humari RAW ka agent

Yeh baat unnhone jaise bolii waha jaise sanata hoo gaya saabe bade dyaan sai mohan sir ko dekh rahe the

Mohan - aur aaj woh yah maujod hai

Sabki nazare ek saath india ke naam plate wale section ki aur ho gayi
kuch logo ko azeeb saa dar hua aur kuch log gate sai nikal liye

Sabhi janana caahate the ki akhir en sab mai woh shashk akhir hai kon

Mohan - dd yaha aoo

Mai kadha hua aur stage ki taraf bhadnai laga abhi bhi sanata tha waha

Mohan - toh mileye yeh raw ki shaan dd urff the joker

Sab taaliya bajane lage

Jean nai mujhsai haath milaya

Jean - apsai mil kar khusi hui

Mai - mujhe bhi

Phir mera bhi ek lamaba choda bhasan hua jaisa hota hai

Kaafi log mujhsai mile maine apni team ko bhi milawaya aisa lag raha tha shaadi ke function mai aaye the

Sab meeting aur sab khatam hua maine room mai jakar ek need bhi marr li jab utha toh todha sir dard hoo raha tha time dekha 10:30 bej rahe the maine kapde badle aur niche gaya

Mai - excuse me drink section kidhar hai

uss nai ek aur eshara kiya

Mai andar gaya

Waiter - yes sir

Mai- one martini

Waiter - ok sir

Todhi dher baad woh laya

Maine uska ek sip liya

Mai pitte hue - kaya adat dalwa di yaar arav nai

Jean - kaya mai yaha beth sakati huu

Mai- haa kyu nahi

Jean - toh mr dd aap ko martini pasand hai

Mai- nahi bus kisi ke kehane par aaj man kiya try karnai ka

Jean - ohh nice waise lagata nahi ki aap hi wahi hai jisi sab joker ke naam sai jante hai

Mai- apko bhi dekh kar nahi lagata ki CIA ki wahi kaatil agent hai joh aaj hoast bani hai

uss ke haath sai bear mere uper gir gayi

Jean -ohh i am sorry

Mai - its ok

Jean - woh toh bus kabhi kabhi jab moka milata hai aapni kushi ke liye karati hu

Maine aakhir sip piya

Jean - do martini with daiquiri and vodaka

Mai - mera ho gaya

Jean - oh come ek mere saath ho jaye phir kab moka milega pata nahi

Mai - ok

Jean - yeh hui baat

Phir maine aur uss nai baato baato mai pata nahi kab 5 round kar diye

Jean - ok ab mai chalati huu

woh kadhi hui aur ladkada kar mere upper gir gayi

Jean - sorry i am really sorry

Maine apn haath dekha woh uss ki ass par tha

woh uthi

Mai - mai le chata hu aap ko

Jean - thanks phir mai usse pakad kar le jane laga par saala mera shir ghum raha maine shir jahakata

Jean - kaya hua

Mai - kuch nahi jada hoo gayi hai lagata hai

Hum dono uske room sai todhi hi dur par the par mujhe nasha kuch jada hooraha tha pata nahi kaise

Mera pair kisi chij sai takara aur mai jean ke saath gira

Jean - ouuuchhhhh

Hum dono ka face ekdum karib aa gaya tha

uss nai mera face pakada aur kiss shuru kar di phele toh mera man saayad badal jata par ab meri body out of control thi maine bhi uska hoth khicha

Aur phir tezz tezz usse chusnae laga


Maine kiss kaarte karte usse god mai uthaya aur diwal sai chipaka diya aur uss ke hotho ko chhod kar uss ke gale koo chusnae laga

Jean - room mai chalo

Maine usse wase hi lekar usse gate ke pass gaya uss nai card swipe kiya maine ghus kar gate ko pair sai band kiya aur use kiss karte hue usse bed par lita diya aur uss ke kapde ko upper kar ke nikal diya

uss ke ekdum saaf badi badi chuchiyo ko laal bra mai dekh kar mai jaise pagal saa ho raha tha

Mai dono hatho sai uss ki bra pakadi aur faad dii

Jean - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Maine bina kuch bole uss ke nipple par apni jeeb laga dii

Abb sai jean ke real words



Jean - ohhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhh. Siiiiiiiiiiiiii yess suck it yaaaaaaa. Oohhhhhh my god......ddd.d. Yes like suck it like a Mango

Maine uss ki ek chuchi ko muh mai bhar liya aur asse chusnai laga jase abhi dodh nikalana hai

Maine ek haath uss ki legings ke andar daal diya aur uss ki chut ko dabnae laga

Jean - ohhhhhhhhh .............aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh........please do slowely uuuuuummmmmm

Maine ab uss ke dusari chuchi ko chusane laga

Jean -please don't bite its hurting mee

Mai- babe today i give more pain you never imagine

Jean - than doo something i am comingg ............ohhhhhhhhh yaaaa itss cc.....ooooo....m....

Itna bolate hi wohh jhad gayi

Mai uss sai alag hua aur apne kapade utar diye

Jean - oohhhhhhh myy god you wanted this to put inside me please joker give it to me

Mai- yaa killer lady i think you never forgot this

Maine usske upar aa gaya

Jean - please doo slow its too big

Maine usse kiss kiya aur apana lund uss ki chut par set kiya aur haath piche bed par rakh diya

Jean- ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. ...............god help...........please slow down

Mai uski garadan ko chatne laga aur dhaka mara tezz wala

wohh eetne tezz chillayi ki mere toh sir chakara gaya uss nai aapne bade nakhun meri peth mai gussa diye jis sai khoon aane laga

Maine todha dhaka dena shuru kiya

Jean - yaaa Uuuuuhhhhhhffffff like doo slowley

Maine dherre dheere speed bhadhani shuru kii aur todi hi time mai full speed mai usse chodanai laga

Uuske boobs aur nipples uper niche ho rahe the

Mai jhat sai uss ki chuchi ko pakada aur dakhe marate hue uss ke nipples jor jor chusanae laga

Jean- yes yes fuck me fuckme harder yeesaa fast fast deepper oohhhhhhhh aaaaaahahahhahahha....................ohhh daady. ............come my joker goo more deep

Maine ek uss ki taang uthayi aur aur apne khande par rakh liya aur lambe lambe dhake laganae laga

wohh apana sir edhar udhar karnai lagii

Jean -oaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh i am coming m................uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh fast .......
mmmmmm.........

Aur wohh ek baar aur jhad gayi par mera josh kahatam hoke kaa naam hi nahi lee raha tha

Maine apna lund bahar nikala toh pura laal hoo chuka tha khoon sai

Maine usse saaf kiya bedsheet sai aur

Mai neeche late gaya aur usse apne upper lee liya aur piche sai uss ki chut mai daal diya

Jean - stop it aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ...............

Mai dekhe ke dhake tezz kar diye karib 1 minute woh phir sai maja lene lagi aur siskariya leene lagii

uss ke pair kaap rahe the maine usse apnai upar khich liyaa aur aur kiss karate hue dahke marnae laga

10 minute baad woh phir jahdnai wali thi uss ke pair tezzi sai vibrate hone

Mera bhi aane wala tha maine dhake aur tezz kar diye

Aur kuch hi der mai hum dono saath mai hi jhad gaye

Hum dono ki saase bhaut tezz thi aur hum paisne mai bhig chuke the ac hone ke baawzood joh jaise common line ho kahi kin

wohh mere upar sai hati aur side mai late gayi

Hum esmai etna khoo gaye ki pata nahi chala ki kab ek gahta bit gaya tha abb ess nasha mane yaa jism ki garmi

Translating

Jean - jaisa tumhare bare mai suna tha tum usse bhi aage ho rukane kaa naam hi nahi le rahe the

Mai- kyu maja nahi aaya

Jean- aaya par tumnai meri puri body hila kar rakh di

Maine usse apni taraf guhamaya aur ek kiss di

Jean - mai fresh hokar aati huu

woh jaane lagi

Mai bhi uss ke piche chal pada woh toda ajjeb saa chal rahai thi

Mai bhi uss ke saath nahaya aur aakar let gaya

Jab naha ke aaya nujhe jaise jhatka saa laga mera dimag vapas hila jaise koi short circuit hua ho

Mai (man mai ) - meri samjah mai nahi aa raha mujhe nasha chadha kaise aur yeh etnai jaldi kaise ho gaya

Kdev - ahhh majaaa gya aaj toh

Mai - saale kahi yeh teri vajaah sai toh nahi hua

Kdev -tunne hi toh kaha tha joh karana hai kar le aur jada natak mat kar tab toh bade maje sai come baby kar raha tha mane toh bus tere nasha kahatam nahi hone diya baaki teri matlab humari mohani shakti jindabad hai

Mai- saale aakhir mai tune karli apne man ki

Kdev- abhi kaha

Mai- kaya bak raha ab kaya caahiye tujhe

Kdev - chal soo jaa abb woh dekh woh soo gayi

Mai aaj ke enn sabke bare sochata hua so gaya yeh K nai kaya karwaa diya sala aisa nahi ki job ke time kisi mission mai mera yeh phela sex ho par woh sab kaam kaa hisa thaa yeh nahi

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[Bilal jan]

UPDATE 88

THE PAIN 8 - FIGHT BEGINS

Subah mera phone baj raha tha

Mai -haaa oooouuuhh haa helloo kon

Pari - kaha ho bhai aap soo rahe the kaya

Mai - haa soo raha tha

Pari - Sorry bhai

Mai - are nahi uthh gaya bol kaya baat hai

Pari - app ho kaha

Mai - akash nai nahi bataya kaya

Pari - unnhone toh kaha ki bus kaam sai bhar gaya hai

Mai - acha mai abhi instambul mai hu ek meeting

Pari - kaya bhai bina baatye kyu jaate hoo

Mai- acha aa jaunga jaldi

Saloni - kab tak

Mai - are aap bhi yahi hoo

Saloni - kab tak aayega

Mai - are aaa jaunga abhi pata nahi time lagega

Saloni - jaldi aanna maa phuch rahi thi dad nai sambhala unnhe

Mai - ok aata huu

Mai call cut kiya

Mai - yaar yeh jean kaha gayi

Maine bathroom mai dekha woh nahi thi waha

Maine waha sai aakar bed par btha toh dekha ek note pada tha waha

Don't panic about me its nice too live such a moments with u hope we will meet future keep doing your great work and never forgot me - Jean

Maine kapde phene aur apne room ki taraf jaane laga

waha arav kadha tha

Arav- aayoo agent sahab kaya haal hai

Mai - sab badiya par aaj etni respect kaise

Arav - are kyu naa kare bhai cia mai joh ghus gaye aap

Mai apne sir ke piche haath raakh liya - woh yaar bus

Arav- saale jab mai kehata tha tab toh kehata tha naa bhai mai yeh sab nahi karunga aaj kaise fisal gaya

Maine gate khola aur hum andar aaye

Mai- bus hoo par tujhe kaise pata

Arav - jise diwar samjah kar usse utha rakaha tha woh mere room kaa gate tha

Mai - ohh chal tunne kuch naa kiya kaya

Arav - kaha be tere jaise kismat kaha

Mai - yaar please janu ko mat batana

Arav- sale abhi toh naa bhi baatu tab bhi farak naa padata hai

Arav- kaya matlab yaar

Arav - saale woh dono bhaut ghussa hai

Mai- bhai tuh toda manage karana abhi mai kuch problems solve raha hu

Arav - chal dekh lunga par ek baat sunn victor mara gya kaal raat

Mai - what par kaise

Arav - pata naa bhai kisi nai uska pura ghar hi uda diya

Mai - yaar hume meeting mai nahi aana tha phele uss sai jankari lene caahiye ab woh raaj uss ke saath chala gaya aakhir woh yeh sab kyu kar raha tha

Arav - chal jaldi ab vapas jaana hai

Mai - kaya bus etna saa kaam tha

Arav - tuune toh ess sai bada kaam kiya ab kaya soch raha hai aur sala essko kaam mat bolana

Mai - chal phir kahada kaya hai woh sab chhod

Mai aur arav nikale car sai base ko woh teeno log saayad phele hi chale gaye the

Waha pahuch kar hum sab helicopter sai nikal pade apne ghar

Mai aakhe band kar ke betha tha

Shikha - kaya hua dev thaka saa lag raha hai

Mai - nahi toh bus asse hi victor ke bare mai soch raha hu

Shikha - - jane doo ab wohh toh mar gaya naa

Mai - haa par ksis nai toh uss sai kaha hoga agar woh khud kar raha tha toh kyu mara gaya

Shikaha - usska pata sir lagayenge tuh tension naa lee

Man mai

Kdev - jhut kyu bola be tuh jean ke bare mai soch raha tha naa

Mai - haa pata nahi wohh mil kar nahi gayi

Kdev- abe yeh sab toh aam ess kaam mai hai

Mai - haa pata hai par mere saath yeh kuch phelai baar saa thaa aur aise achanak hua aur teri wajagh sai

Kdev - kyu payaar hoo gaya kaya uss sai
aise baate kar raha meri wajagh sai

Mai - naa be bus aase aachi thi

Kdev- chalo londe ke shauk toh badal rahe hai

Mai - chal ab bus mere dil mai badale ki aag lagi hai

Kdev - karayi toh shaant kal

Mai- woh aag nahi nafart ki aag

Kdev- bhai payar sai kar joh bhi kar

Mai- nahi ab toh bus yahi karana cahe joh bhi ho

Kdev -baisa mat karna

Mai - naa ab yahi karunga

Shikha -aaahhhh dev kaya kar raha

Nitika - kaya hua are tera toh khoon nikal raha hai

Maine dekha ghusse mai maine uss ki janghoo mai apne nakoon gada diye the

Nitika kuch bolene wali thi maine uss ke hotho par haath rakaha - shhhiii yeh dono uth jayenge

Mai - sorry didi woh bus toda kuch soch raha tha

Unn ka ghaav bharnai laga

Shikha -kaya baat hai tuh kuch jada pareshan lag rha hai

Mai - naa aap chinata naa karo aap thik toh ho naa hai

Shikha - haa thik huu

Phir mai aase hi betha raha kaafi ghato baad hum delhi pahuche

Mai arav ko uss ke room mai chhoda

Mai - bhai dayaan rakhana unka

Arav - thik hai par bus khuch din aur

Mai - haa thik hai

Mai vapas aaya aur shikha didi ko lekar ghar ke bhar aaya aur andar jaane laga ki mujhe yaad aaya

Mai - didi aap jao mai aata hu

Mai vaha sai sidha Devika ke invisible ghar mai aaya waha par akash khidki ke pass betha tha aur devika nazar nahi nahi aarahi thi.

Mai - kaya kar raha hai bhai

woh khurai sai gir gaya

Mai - aar are kaya hua be

Akash uthete hue - aabe dara diya tune

Mai - acha kaya kuch hua toh nahi naa

Devika - hua hai bhaut kuch

Mai - arre tum aa gayi woh mujhsai gale milene hi waali thi ki mai gayab ho gaya

Mai ek jangal mai tha

Mai -kaya pagalpan hai be

K dev - agar wohh abhi gale milati toh jean ke bare mai jaan jaati samjaha

Mai - hanks yaar tunne bacha liya

K dev-abe ek toh etna aacha maal nahi chhodana cahata aur naa aur kuch sunnana chahata huu kisi ki bakawas ki kyu kiya kaya jarurata thi hum bhi the abe tum sabki ......

Mai - aage bol kaya

K dev - chhod jaane dee bura maan jayega

Mai- ab teri baat kaa kaya bura manna toh mera hi toh dusra roop hai joh mai sochata nahi woh tuh phel hi bata deta

Kdev- agar tuh mujhe support kare toh mai tujhe aisa bana dunga ki fook fook kadam rakhane waali kahawat khatam ho jaayegi teri liye

Mai -par yaar mai agar tujhe puri tarah sai apnaya toh tuh mere aape sai bhar ho jayega yeh baate joh tuh bol raha hai yeh ess liye ho raha hai kyuki mera dimag uljhan mai hai aur toh ess uljhan sai bachana cahata hai

K dev- par tuh soch kaya raha hai mai samajh kyu nahi nahi paa raha huu

Mai - kyuki meri achayi abb tujh par havi ho rahi hai par tuh kavach ke hise sai bana ess liye woh tujhe kahatam nahi kar shakti hai

K dev - kuch kar naa mujhe jalan mahsus ho rahi hai

Mai- aisa kar tuh abhi mere andar sai bhar aa jaa

wohh yeh bolete hi bhar aa gaya

Mai- abb tujhe apni shkati bhadani padegi par

wohh vapas mere shareer mai khichane laga

Kdev - kuch kar varana yeh mujhe kahi kahatam naa kar de

Mera kavach chamak raha tha

Ek roshani hui aur guriji paragat hue

Mai - paranaam guriji


Guriji - khsh raho beta

Mai - guru ji yeh kaya hoo raha hai

Guruji - beta uss kanaya ke saath sambhog karne sai tumhari shaktiyo par joh bhaand laga tha woh tut gaya hai aur tumhari shaktiyaa badh rahi hai jiske karan yeh nast hoo raha hai

K dev- bhai tuh jo kahega mai karunga tuh bus mujhe bacha abhi

Gurji -tera kahatam hona hi thik hai

Mai- nahi guriji mai ess bachaunga

Guriji - kaya kah rahe hoo beta dekha nahi esski wajagh sai tumnai uss kanya ke saath woh sab kiya

Mai - haa yeh mera ansh hai mai eska tyaag nahi karunga aur agar meri shakti kaa bandh tuta toh esski wajagh sai eski galti mere liye aachi sabit hui

Guriji - soch loo beta yeh tumhe barad bhi kar sakata hai

Mai- koi baat nahi meri achayi bhi meri hai toh meri burayi bhi meri hi hogi

Guriji - shabas beta mujhe tumsai yahi sunana tha

wohh gayab hoo gaye aur mera kavach gayab hoo gaya aur kdev bhi gayab ho gaya

Mai- kaha gaya oyye kaha gaya

K dev-yahi hu tere andar

Mai - chal thik hai

K dev - tunne kyu bachaya mujhe jabki tujhe mujhe sai nafarat hai

Mai- ab nahi hai kyuki agar mai pura acha ban gaya toh mai kahi pichli baar ki tarah naa haar jau

Kdev - chal aaj tere dar nai mera vajood bacha liya kahi tujhe jean mili meri vajah sai mili ess liye toh nahi

Mai bus todha saa hasa aur vapas unn dono ke pass aya

Devika -kaya hua kaha chale gaye

Mai- khuch nahi par tum mere piche nahi aayi mujhe aacha laga

Devika - aap mere pati hai toh aapka yuh picha karana sahi nahi lagata hume

Akash -yaar tum dono raja rani ki tarah kyu baate kar rahe ho

Mai - ess sai mil yeh yah meri patni devika pariyo ke rani

Devika - aur yeh yah waha ke raja

Akash niche beth gaya

Mai - abe kaya kar raha hai

Hum koi tere raja nahi hai joh aase jhuka hai

wohh utha nahi hai

Maine usse uthaya dekha uss ke aakho mai aashu the

Mai - kaya hua bhai tuh roo raha hai

Akash - yaar yeh kuushi ke aashu hai ki mujhe tere jaisa jija mila aur dost meri bhen toh yeh sun kar pagal ho jayegii tujhe pata hai naa woh kitni pagal hai ennsabki chizo ke piche

Mai - chal wohh chhod aur bata kaya hua yaha

Akash - bhai yaha par kal raat kuch gunde aaye the tere bheno ke room aur ghar ke charo taraf camere laga kar gaye hai

Mai - par kisi ko pata nahi chala aur devika tumnai roka nahi

Devika - mai unnka plan janana cahati thi bus

Mai - kon hai esske pichhe

Devika -aapke teeno bhai

Mai - Rahul bhi

Devika -haa woh unke saath mila hua hai aapke jaate unn hone nai yeh plan banaya

Mai - abb enka akhri vakaht aa gaya hai lagata hai tum jaldi saai sare camere kahtam kar do abb aage joh karunga mai karunga

Devika nai chutki bajyi aur sare camere waha aa gaye devika nai unn sabko jala diya

Mai - ab tum sab ghar jao mai milata huu

Devika - aaj mere saath chalo naa

Mai - nahi devika baad mai

Phir mai waha sai ghar aaya jaha

Waha par lunch ho raha tha

Maa - are beta aa gya kaha chala gaya thaa

Mai - kuch nahi maa bus todha saa kaam tha wahi gaya

C chachi - chal aa kahana kah le

Maine chair piche ki aur beth gaya

Maine plate mai kahana liya aur jaise hi ek tukda kahnne wala tha

Amit - kaya hua dev sab sai nazar hai kaya baat nahi kar raha hai

Maine nivala muh mai kahate hue uss ki taraf dekha

Dad - phele khanna kaah loo baad mai baat karna samjhe

Sumit(man mai ) - kahana kha le jitna kahana hai saayad kal tere hosh udnai wale hai

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[A.A.G.]

UPDATE 105

Ritu - maine toh Pehale hii kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge
woh dono chali gayi

Mai - wah bhai kam hua nahi bhul gayi

Pari - aap ko kaya caahiye mai de deti hu

Mai - mujhe kaya caahiye

uss nai mere gaalo par ek kiss ki

Pari - yeh sahi kaha naa

Mai - haa ha meri payari pari chal mai tayaar hota hu aur jara jakar dekh koi delivery truck aaya kaya

Pari - kaya mangwaya hai

Mai - jakar dekh lee khud arav ko leti jana saath mai aata hu

Mai usske baad nahane cahala gaya
Woh nicche gayi

Pari - didi arav bhai kaha

Saloni - pata nahi

Janu - woh bhar gaye hai koi aaya hai

Pari Bhaag kar bahar gayi

Arav - shiva waise hai kaya essmai

Shiva - bhai nai kuch car manwayi hai wahi hai

Pari - car bhai nai mangawi

Sandy - are pari tum

Pari - app mujhe jannte hai

Shiva - yeh naam hum aur chera kaise bhul sakete hai jab bhi milete hai tumhari hii baate karate hai pari assi hai pari waise hai

Pari - jhuth bol rahe ho app

Sandy - yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata

Arav - abe ess abb khologe yaa nahi

Mai - are aa gaye tum dono

Woh dono mere pass aaye aur gale mile

Mai - kaise ho dono

Shiva - acche hai aapki dua sai maa aur behana bahut yaad karti hai

Mai - aunga kabhi chaloo jara didar toh karu apni jaano ke

Arav - ess mai bhi ladkiya hai kaya

Mai - chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai joh mai kaafi dino sai chhod chuka tha abb no more gayab abb toh bus udunga

Unnhone shatter khola

Pari - wow bhai its really mindblowing fantastic

Mai - yaar kaha tha naa ek red bhi lana dono nilli
Sandy - sorry bhai red wali kaa raat ki vajagh sai nahi ho paya

Mai - abb enhe utar bhii do

Shiva - acha hua bhai yeh jada dur nahi hai highway sai warana dikaat ho jaati

Phir dono cars ko nicche utara

Mai andar gaya pari aur unn sabko lekar

Mousa - beta kaafi time lagega jaane mai chale abb

Mai - haa didi app tayar nahi hui kaya

Mausi - beta ladki nahi jaati hai waha

Mai - pata hai aap jao toh sahi

Payal - are karna kaya chahata hai

Mai - aapko meri kasam jao abhi koi kuch nahi kahega

Maa - yeh ladaka pagal ho gaya hai

Dad - eska illaj karana hoga

Kiran - buss karo aap logo abb woh acha bura soch skata hai aur bhulo mat woh kaya hai

Sab ekdum chhup ho gaye

Fir sab kuch tayaar hua aur mai unnhe lekar nikala apne saath

Payal didi meri car mai thi aur picche waali mai behane aur piche bhi kayi gaadiya thii jismai dad aur mousa jii the

Mai - haa shiva behano koo lekar mall lekar jaa mai aata hu niapata kar

Payal - dev kaya kar raha hai etni mehangi cars kyu

Mai - kaha mahangi hai picche wali bus 9carore ki hai

Payal - kaya aur yeh

Mai - sayad 30

Payal - kaya par kyu

Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapki car hai aap jano

Payal - meri car

Maine ek file unnhe de di

Usse padkar woh rone lagi

Mane gaadi side mai roki picche bhi sab ruk gaye
Woh bus roye jaa rahi thi mere samajh mai nahi aaya maine galat kiya yaa sahi

Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya

Mousa - kaya huaa aarre yeh kyu roo rahi hai

Unhone file unnhe de dii

Mousa ji roone lage
Mai - mousa ji app file do aur joh bhi baat hai baad mai kar lenge app jao sab kuch kare aur unhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga enka mood thik karana hai

Mousa - thik hai beta jaa

Woh chale gaye

Mai apni behano ki car ke sath nikala mall

Mai - kaya hua aap abb chhup bhi ho jaoo

Payal roote hue - etna sab kyu kar raha hai mere liye

Mai - kyuki app meri didi ho meri payari didi

Payal - tuh sach mai bada ho gaya hai

Mai - abhi bhaut kuch baaki hai

Payal - abb kaya hai yeh car mere nam par hai aur 100 carore mere account mai phir aur kaya

Mai - aapke sasural walo ko jahataka

Payal - kaya matalb

Mai - meri behan ko saaman bana diya un sabnai abb dekhana naa aap sai maafi mangi toh mera naam bhi dev nahi

Payal - kaya karnai wala hai tuh

Maine ek phone milaya - haa hua kaya kaam

Sandy - ho gaya bhai

Todhi der baad phone aaya didi ko

Viraj - payal payal

Payal - haa kaya hua etna ghbara kyu rahe ho

Viraj - payal mere gahr par income tax ki raid hui hai pata nahi kyu sab humari property ko seal kar rahe hai

Officer - aaye mistre tumnai phone kaise chua mana kiya tha

Payal - kaya ho raha hai waha

Officer nai phone liya - dekiye app jo bhi ho enke yaha raid padi hai enke pass enki company ke khilaf case darz hua yai ki enhone property ki information chupayi taki tax naa bharana pade abb aap rakah nai kaa kasst kare

Maine phone liya - haa hello mishra ji hai kaya

Mishra - haa hello kon tum

Mai - are mai dd bol raha hu bhul gaye kaya

Mishra - are dd sahab aap kaya hua aaj etnai dino baad sunni aapki awaaz aur sab thik

Mai - haa sab acha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai

Mishra - aapki dua sai thik hai warana aaj bhi hum usse yahi dudhate rehate aur woh instambul waale usse mar hii dete

Mai - arre jaane do aacha kaya hua kyu tang kar rahe ho humare jija ko

Mishra - kaya aapke jija ji hai hume kaya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa case hai toh aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai

Mai - acha abb koi jungayish hai kaya

Mishra - aree kaisi baat karate ho aapke log humare log sab chalo yaha sai

Mai - acha ess baat ko yahi daba dijeyega

Mishra - kis baat koo

Mai - ha ha ha aacha thik koi baat hui hii nahi

Maine phone kat diya

Payal - yeh kaise baate kar raha hai

Mai - agents toh khula baat karte hai aap nahi samjhogi

Payal - yeh sab kyu kiya tunne

Mai - maine kaya kiya unnhone tax nahi bhara toh pakade
jayenge naa

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UPDATE 106

Payal - yeh joker sunna par dd kaya hai

Mai - app buS dev hi yaad rakho woh dono naam mere pagalpan ki nishani hai

Udhar
Mishara - kaya bhai bata diya karo naa ki aap log dd ke rishatedar ho

Virajdad - kon dd

Mishra - yeh dd ki behan kaa sasural hai naa

Viraj - dd hai kon

Mishra - azzeb baat karte ho abhi baat hui naa unn sai

Viraj - woh toh meri wife hai

Mishra - haa toh unnke bhai hai dd abhi baat hui unn sai

Viraj mom - toh kaya ab nahi hogi raid

Mishra - kabhi sunna hai chaat ke nicche kahde hokar barish mai bhig gaye

Viraj dad - nahi toh par

Mishara - arre baba jab dd nai kah diya toh app log bhigane sai bach gaye par aage nahi sayad par ek baat bato yeh extra 5carore ka locker kaa ka chakar hai

Viraj - woh asse hii

Mishra - karoo bhai dubra shuru karoo
Viraj mom - arre nahi woh humari badi bhau ke ghar walo nai diya hai

Mishra - bole toh dowary haa sahi kaha naa

Viraj - jii

Mishra - sharam karoo kuch dd ke rishtedar hokar dowary jaise kaam chii chii aacha dd ki behan sai nahi manga naa

Viraj dad - nahi nahi kuch nahi manga hai

Mishra - acha hai warana pata bhi nahi chalega ki dowary lene gaye aur var ke do tukade kara kar aaye

Viraj bhai - aap dara rahe ho kaya hume

Mishra - dar ke raho warana kab gardan ud jaye upperwala jaane chalo sab yaha

Mishra apnai adamiyo ko lekar niakala waha sai

Mai didi ko lekar mall aaya aur car park kii

Aur sabke saath andar aaya

Mai - tum sab jakar joh lena ha le lo mai aur didi kaam nipata kar milenge

Saloni - mai toh chalu saath

Shikha - mai bhii

Mai - kyu kaya karogi waha

Payal - chalne de naa kaya hua

Mai - jaisa aap kaho

Shikha - kaya baat etni respect

Mai - ladies first

Saloni - hum kaya ladies nahi hai

Payal - mujhe kuch jalane ki smell aa rahi hai

Saloni - very funny yeh sab purana ho gaya hai

Mai - chaloo abb

Fir humm waha aakar beth gaye ek restro mai
Kafi time ho gaya bethe bethe

1 ghanata ladkiya toh apani baato mai busy mai pak gaya

Payal - kaha hai sab aaye nahi

Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapke husband aap dekho

Payal - are dekho woh log aa gaye

Woh uth kar chali gayi

Mai - yeh kaha gayi.

Saloni - unke gahr ke sabhi bade log hai samajah kar

Mai - ohh aacha yeh baat

Unnke saath mousa ji bhi the

Mousa - mileye enn sai yeh hai mera beta dev aur

Viraj - ennki wife

Mai - aeee eee pagala ho gaye ho kaya jija ji behan hai meri

Viraj dad - tujhe sharm naahi aati woh side waali hai unki wife

Mousa - are ruk jao aap logo esski yaha koi wife nahi hai

Viraj - aacha sorry par aap hume dd ji sai milwaa do buss

Shikha - yehi toh hai dd

Sab - kaya yehi dd yahi

Mai - kyu aapko kaya hua

Viraj dad hath jod kar - shukriya beta humari madad karnai ke liye

Mai - meri behan aap sai judi essi liye kiya bus

Viraj - bus essi liye

Mai - aur kaya bus essi liye warana aap jaise paiso ke laalachi hai naa mai baat bhi naa karu

Mousa - dev kaya bol rahe ho tum

Viraj - bolane dijigye

Mai - aaplog kaya samajhate ho ki meri behan kei liye aapke ladke ko karid rahe toh galat ho 10 carore toh malumi si rakam hai mere behan khudh 170 carore ki mallik hai

Sab bus asse dekh rahe the jaise koi anhoni sun lii ho

Virajmom thuk gale sai niche utarate hue - 170 carore

Mai - haa par usse bhi yeh aaj pata chal hai ki maine usske naam yeh sab kar raha toh aap yeh naa soche ki meri mousa nai 10 carore kaa jhut bola

Viraj dad - beta humme maff karr do humm paisoo ke lalachii ho gaye the parr aaj humarii akkhe jab khuli jab hum nilaam hone waale the tumnai humari izzat bacha lii abb hume koii paise nahi caahiye

Mai - aap log acche log ho yeh sab chhodo aur buss khushiyaa dundho kyuki unnka koi mol nahi haota hai

Viraj bhai - kass mere saath aisa hua hota toh aaj tum mujhsai etna naa chidati humnai kitna dukh diya tumjhe mujhe maff kar do

Woh apni wife ke haath pakad kar ronne laga

Viraj bhabhi - utho ji aap yaha aisa mat karo apki izzat kaya rah jayegi

Viraj bhai - dekha maa eaa abhi bhi humari ezzat kii padi hai aur humnai ess tourcher kiya paiso ke liye.

Usski maa sir niche jhuka kar khadi thii

Viraj - payal kaha hai

Mai - chaliye mai bhi chalata hu tab tak aap logo saman le liyege aur koi paiso ki chinta mat karana yeh riwaj hai toh pura kar hii lee

Mai viraj koo lekar payal didi ke pass gaya woh roo rahi thi mere jaate hi mere gaale lag gayi mera naam lete hue
Mai - are kaya abhi sare asshu nikal dogii abhi shaadi baaki hai meri didi

Viraj - kaha chupa kar rakaha tha abb tak ess bhai koo

Payal - kahi nahi yeh hi chala gaya tha mujhe chhod kar

Mai - ab kahi nahi jaunga jija ji aap yeh mat sochana ki mai paisoo ki dhaak dikha raha hu maine enhi paisoo ke liye ghar tutata dekha hai aaj judata dekh raha huu

Viraj - kass tuhare jaise ek bhai mera bhi hota

Mai - rahene do etna bhi acha nahi hu mai

Payal - chhup kar tuh sabsai acha bhai hai mera payara bhai

Maine do chaabhi nikalo aur didi ke haath par de dii

Payal - yeh car ki aur yeh dusari

Mai - aapke naye bugalow ki hai Esska thanks aap devika koo kahana yeh usski taraf sai

Viraj - are yeh toh fir roone lagi buss karo mai essi ronni ladakii sai shadi nahi karunga

Pyala - uhhhhhhh huuuuuu tum dono mujhe rula kyu rahe ho

Maine unnke asshu pocche

Mai - kitana namkin hai aapka asshu
Didi meri taraf dekh kar ek payar bhara ghusa meri seene par mara
Payal - pagal kahi kaa asshu ka taste karta hai mere ennke saamnai

Mai - aapko koi preshani jija ji

Viraj - nahi bhai bus aur kuch mat karana

Mai - are daroo mat mere pass waise hii bhaut hai

Viraj - haaa haaa bhai majak acha karata hai bhaut hai

Payal - hasoo mat yeh kaafi bada khiladi hai

Viraj - par tumnai mere wicket gira di

Woh hasnai lagi
Mai - tumhari khubshurati aur man hai tumhara gehana
Bus hamesha hasati raho meri behana
Kabhi kuch mat sahena caahe gum ho yaa khushiya bus hume yaad karati rahena

Payal - etna payar karata hai mujhsai

Mai - kaayi saal laga diye aapnai mujsai milenai mai aap nai jaise bhula hi diya mujhe

Payal - bhai bus anna nahi ho paya are tuh ro mat naa

Viraj - Be Brave men

nice update..!!
dev ne payal ke liye bahot achha kiya..ab bas yeh virat kuchh gadbad na nikle..!!

 

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UPDATE 89

THE PAIN 9

B chachi-dev tuh etna dhirre kyu kah raha hai koi tentsion hai kaya

Mai-are nahi chachi bus todha saa aase hi sir dard hai

Maa -kaya hua beta bataya nai khanna kah mai malish kar dungi

Mai - thik hai maa

Amit - waise tuh karta kaya hai


Dad - yeh ek ag..........

Mai - wohh ek agency mai kaam karata tha harayana mai

Amit - kaisi agency

Mai - woh mere dost ki hai detective agency ussi mai

Amit - enntni kam umar mai

Mai- wohh kaya hai naa mama ke enjection ke wajah sai m ek saal mai 5 saal etna hoo gaya

C chachi - tabhi toh do do shaadiya kar li hai

Amit -ha dad nai toh baatya tha phone par jab gaye the ghumane hume kyu lekar nahi gaye

C chachi - tum sabko ghar mai rehana kaha hai hamesha dosto aur meetings mai rahete ho

Sumit - kaha maa bus kaam hi etna hota hai

Mai - acha toh aapko property ka hissa caahiye naa mai apna wada pura karna caahata huu

B chachi - dubara aisa bola toh mujh sai acha nahi hoga koi


Amit -waise majak acha karta hai tuh

Mai- phele baat toh mai majak nahi karata aur paiso ka mujhe koi lalach hai hi nahi

Amit - toh humme kon saa hai


C chacha - bhai aap chhup bethe ho yaha yeh sab beefajool ki baate kar rahe hai

Sab nai khanna kahaya aur apne apne room mai chale gaye aur dad chacha ke saath office mai uth kar jane hi wala tha

C chachi - didi aap rahene do mai dev ki sir ki malish kar dungi

Mai -raheno doo naa chachi thik hai ab


B cahchi - chal woh keh rahi tujhe kaya problem hai chalo mai bhi chalati hu khch baat karani hai

Phir mai maa ke room mai gaya aur mere saath dono chachiya bhi mai unnki god mai sir rakh kar let gaya

B chachi - tuh kahe toh puchu mai

Mai- kaya chachi mujh sai puchna kaya hai puchho yeh formality mat karo

B chachi - jab apne apna nahi samjhete toh puchna padata hai

Mai- aap pucho faltu ki baate chhodo

B chachi - tere aur tere bhaiyo mai koi ladayii hai kaya

Mai - kaya baat karati ho aisa khuch nahi hai

B chachi - beta mai tere aage haath jodati hu agar unn sai koi galati hoo gayi hai toh bhai samajh kat maaf kar dena

Mai jhate sai utha aur unnka haath pakad kar niche kiya

Mai - aap pagal hoo gayi hoo kaya


C chachi mera pair pakadnai wali thi mai jhat sai haat gaya

Mai- app dono pagal hoo gayi hoo kaya kaisi baate kar rahi hoo

B chachi - beta hum jaante hai unnhe maaf karana asan nahi hai par ek baar hamere liye kar de

C chachi - beta ess pariwar ko tutnai sai baach loo

Mai- aap sabko kahi

B chachi - haa kirti nai sab bata diya hai hume kal

Maine apne sir par haath rakha - yaar mere jhakam bharenge yaa nahi yeh kirti ohh pagal

B chachi - beta khuch toh bol

Mai - aapko pata chala phir bhi aap sab yeh keh rahi hoo kyu

C chachi - beta woh behak gaye honge

Mai - kya woh dood pite bache hai ab woh sab ek criminal ban gaye hai

C chachi - beta tere maa nai bhi maaf kar diya ab tuh bhi kar de

Yeh sun kar jaise mere toh pairo Sai jamin hi fisal gayi

Mai - kaya maa aisa nahi kat sakti

Maa - beta yeh sacch hai

Mai- kaya hai yeh sab aap logo nai acha bahana dundha hai mujhe manene kaa ha kitne payar sai kaha "chal beta malish kar deti huu " yeh hai malish mere sir dard aur badaha diya

Maa- dev kam sai kam tuh toh baade chhote ka lihaj kar


{ Kdev - bhai mai saanth hoo jaaoo }

Mai- nahi aaj mera dimag bhaut kahrab hai

Mai - kaya maa aapko apne bete sai etna bhi payaar nahi hai ki aap uss ke kaatilo ko maaf karnai ko kah rahi ho

Maa nai gate band kara aur akar mujhe ek tapad mara - kha hai kaatil haa bata kaha hai kaatil tuh jinda toh hai phir kyu unnko kaatil bol raha hai

Mai- kaya jadu kiya hai chachiyo meri hi maa koo etna vash mai kar liya ki woh apne bete koo bhul chuuki hai

wohh dono phir mere pairo mai girnai wali thi mat hat gaya

Mai - kaya kar rahi hoo aap dono

Maa - beta maaf kar de unnhe

Mai- - nahi kabhi nahi mere tak hota toh sahi par aaj unn hone meri behao ko esske bich mai laya hai

Maa - kaya kaha tunne meri baachiyo koo kuch hua toh nahi naa

Mai- nahi maa par enn logo sai phuchiye ki aakhir kyu ennke beto nai mere aur meri bheno ke room mai cameras lagye

C chachi/ B chachi - kaya kaha

Mai- haa yeh mujh sai baradash nahi hoga abb

Maa gate ki tarf gayi maine roka unnhe

Mai - maa aap ruko unnko saja mai dunga

B chachi - beta mai baat kar lungi unsai akhir woh aisa kyu kar rahe hai

Maa - chup kar tuh mere bete saath etna kuch hua tab bhi mai maan gayi chalo ek baar galti hoo jati hai aur mera beta toh aa hi gaya mere pass par tujhe abhi bhi sharam nahi hai

C chachi - didi hum dono akhir maa hi toh hai kaise apne bacho ko marata hua dekhhenge

Mai - kaya bola aapne kaya mai unnko mar dunga etna gira hua kaya mai


C chachi - tumhare pass toh shaktiya hai humare baache toh sadharan sai hai tum toh phir bhi bach gaye humre bacho ka kaya hoga

B chachi nai unnko ek tappad mara- kaise baate kar rahi hai tuh

mai wahi nicche beth gaya

Maa- beta kaya hua tuh ro kyu raha hai

Mai - maa yah kiski aakho mai aashu nahi hai par gum toh ess baat kaa hai ki mai sach mai haar gaya huu

B chachi - aisa mat keh beta

Mai- aap beta naa kaho toh sahi hoga aap logo ko lagata hai ki mai apni shkatiyoo kaa estemal apke bacho par kaunga kyu esski ka dar hi naa

C chachi - nahi beta wohh bus nikal gaya mere muh sai

Mai- hamesha dil ki baate asse hi nikalti hai par mere dad aur mera ettne dino kaa sara taayag bekar gaya jise hum ghar samjhete the woh ghar hai hi nahi are aap logo nai ek baar kaha toh hota aapni jaan dekar bhi aap sab par aanch bhi nahi aane deta par aapne mujhe ek hatyara samjaha

Maa- bus kar beta

Mai- maine hamesh mana ki meri teen maa hai par aaj ahesaas ho gaya ki nahi woh mera bus waham tha are uun sabko kay caahiye doulat hi naa kah dete mai aur mere dad puchete bhi nahi kyu

B chachi - beta unn sabko kisi nai badhakaya hoga warana humare bete aisa nahi kar sakate hai

Maa- tum dono saach mai mamata mai andhi hoo gayi ho

Mai- maa app rahene do abb batoo kaa koi fayada nahi hai abb ess ghar ke vishvas ke ki diwal tut chuki hai

Mai utha aur apne aashuo ko pocha aur dad ke office pahuch gaya

Dad meeting mai the

Mai sidha meeting mai chala gaya

Chacha - are dev yaha kaise ruk hum ate hai

Mai - dad aapsai kuch baat karnai hai aap bina kuch puche chalo

Dad mere saath aaye mai unnhe bike par bethakar bhar nikala

Dad - kaya baat hai tere aakhe etni laal kyu hai

Mai - dad ab mai ess ghar mai nahi rahunga aap abhi sab uncle sai sab alag kar doo aap sahi kahete hoo sab bus dikahawa karete hai

Dad - sach beta mujhe bhi ess ghar mai ghutan mahsus hoti hai aape bete ke saath yeh sab karnai waloo ke saath mai rahana nahi caahata hu bus aapne bhaiyoo ki vajagh sai chup hoo jata huuu

Mai- kaya dad aap meri baat manege

Dad - kata

Mai- are jab dono chachiya apne beto ke liye itna kuch kah shkati hai toh kaya woh alag hai kaya pata woh bhi kah de

Dad - tuh gaadi rok abhi

Maine gaadi rok dii

Dad niche utara aur mujhe ek jad diya

Mai unnki taraf dekhene laga - kaya hua

Dad - tunne yeh baat kahi kaise mere bhai asse nahi tujhe nahi pata wohh kaya hai mai agr ek baar kah du na toh apni jaan bhi de de mere liye beta jaruri nahi ki jaisa beta hai vaisa uska baap bhi ho

Mai- esska matlab aap nahi karoge

Dad - karana kaya hai sab unnhe hi de de hum kuch nahi caahiye aur account mai jitna hai woh humare liye naye jindagi ke liye kaafi

Mai - aap paiso ki chinta mat karo phir aaj hi hum woh ghar chodd de

Dad - thik hai abb tujhe mana nahi karunga kyuki sab kuch tune saha hai joh tuh kahega wahi hoga

Mai- par dad mai apna badala nahi lunga

Dad - beta aaj tujhe ho kaya gaya etna saant rahene wala eetne bade faisle chutkayi mai kar raha hai

Mai- dad aaj mere vishvas ko dhaka laga hai bus

Dad - aage phir

Mai- aaj toh hum ussi banglow mai rahene jo liya thaa kal dekhete hai acha saa ghar

Mai dad ko lekar ghar pahucha toh vaha sabhi aa chuke the pata nahi B chacha kaha sai aa gaye gaav sai

Saloni- dev kaya ho raha hai yaha par yeh sab

Mai- dik nahi kaya hum ess ghar ko chhod rahe hai hamesha ke liye

Waha par sannata caah gaya

B chacha mere dad sai - bhai esska dimag kaharab ho gaya hai kaya kaise pagalo wali baate kar raha hai mujhe bhi gaav sai bulwa liya

Dad kuch nahi bole

Mai- chacha ab hum nahi ruk sakete aap bhi mat rokeyega

B chacha - par hua kaya hai

Mai- woh aap chachi sai phuch lena aur tum teeno aur maa aap chalo bahar

Saloni- nahi tuh pagal ho gaya hai

Maa - uss nai kaya kaha sunna nahi chalo tino

B chacha- bhabhi aap kaya kah rahe ho

Mai- chacha aap apne enn bete sai pucho naa

B chacha - amit kaya baat hai

Amit nicche sir jhuka kar khadha ho gaya

Maa tenno ke saath mere pass aayi aur mai unnko lekar jaane laga

B chachi - ruk jao didi humari galti ki saja sabko mat do

Maine piche mud kar dekha shikha ritu kirti aur sabka bula haal tha ro ro kar unn kamino ko chhod kar

Apni bhenoo ko rota dekhh mera ghussa todha thadha pad gaya

Mai- behano mujhe maaf karana maine tumko rulaya par mai ab aur nahi seh sakata hu

wohh teeno mere pass aayi kirti mere gale lag gayi

Kirti - bhai meri vajagh sai yeh hua hai maine socha maa ko bata dungi toh sayad aap logo ko mila de par aap hume chhod lar mat jao naa please

Ritu - haa bhai aisa mat kro naa

Sumit - essi liye mujhe ess sai nafarat hai sab ess ke piche lage rahe hai aur esske baap ke

B chacha - jaban sambhal warana

Amit - warana kaya dad humme aaj tak mila kaya hai bus kaam karte raho aur sab kuch esski behano aur easko mila

Rahul - aur kaya pata nahi kyu humari behano sai etna chipakata hai mujhe toh shak hota hai kabhi kabhi

Shikaha - rahul chup hoo jaa warana mera haath uth jayega maa aap chup kyu kadhi ho

Rahul - haa maro maroo kabhi kabhi toh mujhe aap dono par shak hota hai yeh jab bhi aata hai aapko pata nahi kaha le jata hai

B chacha nai usse ek taapad mara woh nicche gir gaya

Maine kirti ko apne sai dur kiya

Ritu - bhai aap unn ki baato par dyaan mat do

Mai- nahi woh sahi kah raha hai par tujhe bata du ki behano ke payaar ke liye tumhe unn ke pass rehana padata hai teri tarah baar mai jakar dosto ke saath ladkiyo ke sath naach nahi karna hota

Mai palata aur bahar nikala sabko lekar

Piche sai aakar mujhe phir sai dono nai pakad liya

Ritu - bhai mat jao hum ji nahi payege

Kirti - haa bhai koi kuch bhi kahe par aap hume galat mat samjahana

Mai unka haath chudaya - tum sabko samajh mai nahi aata kaya mai ek katil hu hawsi huu ladkiyo ko mere pass nahi ana cahiye samjhi chal ab hat yaha sai

Shikha - tuh yeh sab kah kar hamare liye apna payaar nahi chupa sakata hai

Ab agar mai yaha ruka toh kahi mera man shaant naa ho jaye waha par woh teeno hi thi baaki log abhi aaye nahi the maine sabko pakada aur apne uss banglow ke pass aa gaya

B chacha - are yeh sab kaha chale gaye

Kirti woh abhi taxi mai chale gaye hai

B chacha - tum sab andarchalo mujhe aaj sach janana hai ki akhir kaya wajah hai ki bhai khuch bole nahi
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UPDATE - 90

THE PAID 10 - Sacrifice Day

Maine jakar bell bajayi

Riya nai gate khola

Riya - app yaha uss nai mere dad aur mom ke pair chuye

Maa - khush raho beti tumhari maa nai aache sanskar diye hai

Mai - kaya maa ab andar chalo yahi saari baate karogi kaya

hum andar aaye

Rajeswari - aare dev tum yaha kaise are app log bhi

Mai - aunty humare yaha aane sai koi pareshan i toh nahi hui

Rajeswari - kaisi baate karete ho yeh tuhara hi toh ghar hai

Mai - arre nahi aunty yeh aapka hi hai bus aaj rukana hai hume yaha

Riya - bus karo abb chaiye didi mai appko room dikhati hu

Mai - enn dono ko bhi leti jao

Neha - haa jaa rahe hume aapsai baat bhi nahi karani hai

Woh sab gayi

Rajeshwari - kaya baat hai beta tum logo preshan dikh rahe ho

Mai - kuch nahi aunty bus asse hi

Rajeshwari - koi baat nahi family problem hai toh mat batao

Mai - aisa hi kuch hai baad mai batata hu accha aunty un ladkiyo ka kaya hua

Rajeshwari - humme sabka ghar pata kar ke unnke ghar bhej diya tumhari bhen laxmi ke bhaiyo nai
bhaut madad ki humari

Mai - acha thik hai aap jara mom dad ka dhyaan rakhana mai aata hu

Maa - kaha jaa raha hai

Mai - aata hu maa chinta kyu karati ho mai ghar hi dekh nai jaa raha huu

Dad - mai bhi chalata hu

Mai - nahi dad aap rahene doo ab etna mai kar skata hu

Mai bhar nikala aur ek sunsan si jagah pahuh gaya jaha mujhe kisi ki awaaz sunayi de aur

Niche sir jhuka kar aake band kar ke sochane laga

K dev - bhai jada naa ho gaya aaj

Mai - kabhi naa kabhi toh hona hi tha aaj hi sahi

Kdev - par kaya apni bhenoo ka dil dukhana accha laga tujhe

Mai - par kaya karta yaar tunne suna naa kaise elzaam lag rahe hai mujh par

Kdev - agar enn elzaamo sai ghabhra jaayega toh kaise payaar kar paayega pari ko tuh

Mai - yeh faltu ki baate mat kar usse kah dunga ki yeh sab sahi nahi hai humare bich par tuh usski etni parwah kyu kar raha hai

Kdev - dekh mai kitana bhi galat karana caahu par humara dil ek hai jab tuh uske payaar ki geharyi
ko nahi samajh payega toh mai aur kaya kahu

Mai - tuh kehana kaya cahta hai ki mai unn haramiyo ki baate sach kar do aur apni bhen ke saath
chiii chii yeh mai nahi karunga ......

K dev - tuh apni jagah sahi hai par


Mai - abe chup kar naa yeh sab waise hi mera dimag kharab hai

K dev - aacha ruk

Mai gayab hoo gaya aur jab aaya toh mai janu ke room mei tha woh bed par let i hui roof ko dekh
rahi thi

Janu - kab aayoge tum pata nahi mujhe yaad bhi kar rahe hoge yaa nahi

Mai - bhaut jada kar raha hu

Janu - acha toh aate kyu nahi

Mai - darata huu kahi tumhari enn aakho mai kho naa jau

Janu - yeh bhagavan kaya kar diya hai tumnai abb khuli akho sai sapne dekh rahi hu aur tum bol
bhi rahe ho

Mai - utho toh tumhara sapana tumhare samne hai

Janu - tezz sai chik padi

Mai - pagal hoo gayi hoo kaya koi aa jayega

Janu - tum aa gaye

Yeh kehate hue mujh sai lipat gayi

Nock nock

Kaamini - kaya hua beti

Janu - kuch nahi maa woh spana dekh rahi thi

Kaamini - gate khol jaldi

Janu - arre maa kuch nahi hua aap jao

Kaamini - kaya baat hai tuh gate kyu nahi khol rahi jarur tujhe chot lagi hai

Janu - aap jaao naa maa please

Kaamini - Maine kaha khol

Mai - accha mai chalata hu tum apni maa sai nipato

Janu - nahi ruko

Mai gayab hoo gaya Janu nai gate khola

Kaamini - kaha chhot lagi hai

Janu - kaya maa aap hamesha dar jaat hoo aapki wajagh sai woh chale gaye

Jaldi baazi mai kyaa bol diya pagal nai

Kaamini - Kon

Janu - aree kaya kon

Kaamini - abhi tunne kaha naa woh chale gaye

Janu - kaya maa aapke kaan baj rahe hai

Kaamini - dev aaya tha naa yaha sach bata

Janu - ooh maa woh

Kaamini - chal tuh kuch baat karani hai woh hai kaha
kaha

Janu - chale gaye

Kaamini - kaise

Janu - aare maa kahi dikh nahi rahe naa

Jaldi sai Kaamini nai gate band ki ya
Janu - kaya hua maa

Kaamini - phele yeh bata tune aur ussnai kuch galat toh nahi ki yaa abhi

Janu - kaya maa kaya galat soch aur kah rahi hoo

Kaamini - Haa mai unnhi sab chize ke baare ma keh rahi hu natak mat kar

Janu sharan ke baarr apna shir niche kar leti hai

Kaamini - esska matlab tum dono nai

Janu - nahi now ai sab kuch nahi hai hua hai

Kaamini nai ek gahari saas lii

Kaamini -beta meri teri nani sai baat hui hai unnhone ess riste ko todnai ko kaha hai

Janu- mom aapka dimag kaharab ho gaya hai kaya
Kaamini- janu

Janu - mom aapnai yeh socha bhi kaise

Kaamini -beta dekh joh faisala humnai galti sai kiya woh aage naa bhade toh sahi hai

Mai gayab hokar unnki sarri baat kyuki mai wahi tha bus unko
dhik nahi raha tha

Janu- mom mai mar jaungi unke bina

Kaamini- phele tuh sab band kar tere abhi shaadi nahi hui hai joh unhe bol rahi hai tuh ek modern ladki hai phir bhi

Janu - mom aap yeh sab kyu kar rahi ho

Kaamini- beta samjaha kar woh ladaka thik nahi hai
Janu- yeh aaj aapko kaya ho gaya hai mom aaj kaise baate kar rahi ho

Kaamini- sunana caahati hai toh sunn lee kal hi tere dad ko phone aaya ki jis ladke ko aap apna damad bana rahe ho usski do shaadiya hoo chuki hai

Janu- toh kaya hua

Kaamini- tuh kahi pagal toh nahi hai sona tak mai chup rahi par do aur beta teri jindagi narak ban jaayegi

Janu- honne do mai apni life khud ji lungi

Chhhhataaakkk

Mai bathroom mai gaya aur visible hokar bhar aaya

Kaamini- tum yahi hoo aur tunnr mujh sai jhut bola

Janu mere pass aayi - please tum eenki baato par gor mat karoo

Mai - tum jara chup rahoo do minute aap bolo aunty

Kaamini- kaya chhoda hai tumnai kuch bolane koo tumnai do do shaddiya kar li aur meri beti ki zindagi barabad karana cahaete ho thodi si bhi sharam bachi hai yaa nahi

Mai- toh aap mere aur janu kaa rista nahi honne degi

Kaamini- nahi honne dungi maine esse etnai payaar sai pala hai kaise ess narak mai bhej du

Mai - agar mai esse bhaga le jau toh

Kaamini - abhi mera beta zinda hai arav arav yaha aa jaldi
Arav apni maa ki chikh sun ke bhagata hua yaha aaya

Arav -kaya hua mom aare tuh yaha kaise

Kaamini - yeh tere bhen ko bhaga kar lekar jayega kah raha hai

Arav - toh kaya hua shaadi toh essi sai hoone hai

Kaamini- chup kar yaha majak nahi ho raha hai ess nai doo aur shadiya kar rakhi hai

Arav natak karata hua - kaya yeh kb hua aapko kisnai bataya

Kaamini-jis nai bhi baataya ussnai yeh bhi kaha ki esski apni chacha ki bheno par gandi nazar hai

Janu / arav - mom

Mai- yeh baat aap nai galat bol dii yeh nahi kehana caahiye tha aapko

Janu- mom aapka sach mai dimag kahrab hoo gaya aap enko jaisa samajh rahi ho waise nahi hai yeh

Arav - haa mom yeh waisa nahi hai

Kaaimini- he bhgwan yeh kaya jaadu kiya hai tunne mere bacho par yeh meri baat sun nahi rahe hai

Mai - thik hai jaisa aap sahi samjhe

mai gate sai bhar jaane laga

Janu- agar tumnai gate sai ek kadam bhar rakaha toh mera mara hua muh dhekhoge

Mere pair wahi ruk gaye

Kaamini- janu tera dimag thik toh haai naa yeh sahi insaan nahi hai eesnai tujhe dhoka diya aur

Mai muda aur -kaya laga rakaha hai dhokha dhokha haa een dono ko sab pata hai aur rahi shaadi ki baat toh haa meri shaadi ho gayi hai aur doo sai nahi teen saai aur bhi karunga koi nahi rok skata mujhe koi nahi

Ghusse mai meri aakhe dard hone lagi jin baato ko chhod kee aya vapas wahi baate

Kaamini - tuh kuch nahi kar paayega samajha jiski apni behan pe aisi naza woh kaya payar ki baate jaane hawasi darinde

Yeh sab abb mere sunane ki shakti sai bahar thaa

Mai - toh suno haa mai hawasi mai hi sab kuch hu aur aaj tum nahi mai kehata hu joh bhi mujhsai sai sacha payar karat hai mai uska ho kar rahunga nazar nahi mai pura hi galat hu mujh jaise galat hawasi adami sai joh payaar karega sab sai shaadi karunga sab naa tum roak paaogi naa yeh duniya na koi aur koi nahi koi nahi

Janu nai mere aakhe apne hatho sai band kar li - bhai aap mom ko lekar bahar jaoo abhi essi wkat

Kaamini- mai nahi jaungi aur esske sharir ko kaya ho raha hai bhago beti chhod esse

Janu- rahene do maa

Janu nai mujhe pakda aur ek gupt marg banaya aur mujhe pakad kar Uss mai chali gayi

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THE PAIN 11-IT'S BLACK MAGIC

Kaamini ke toh pair wahi jam gaye jajse koi alien dekha hoo
Woh mujhe ek jangal mai lekar pahuchi

Janu- saant raho saant raho agar mujhsai payaar hai toh kuch mat bolana

Janu - devika didi kaha ho aap jaldi aao yaha

Mai- janu tum chali jao kahi tumhe kuch hoo naa jaye

Janu- nahi kuch nahi hoga bola naa chup rahe aap

Devika - kaya hua ennhe

Janu- aap aa gayi dekho ennki aakho ko pata nahi kaya ho raha hai

Devika nai meri shirt phaad di - he bhagwan yeh kaya hua

Janu- yeh enke sharir ko kaya ho raha hai

Devika - kisi nai enhe abhimantrit pani pila diya hai abhi enki shaktiya enke pass nahi hai toh enki jaan bhi jaa sakati hai

Janu - kaya kah rahi hoo aap yeh nahi ho sakata hai

Devika - haa mai janti hu enki pass shaktiya hai par har pehalu kaa dusra hissa hai en par kaali shktiyo ka parabhav bhut jada hota hai par mai apni jaan dekar bhi enhe bacha lungi

Mai- nahi tum log jaao yaha sai mere liye apni jan nahi dega koi bhi

Achanak waha pari ke saath saloni didi bhh aa gayi

Saloni- kaya hua hai dev koo

Devika - aap yaha kaise

Saloni- mera yeh kavach mere shair par achanak aa gaya aur mai pari ka haath pakada hua tha toh woh bhi aa gayi par yah ho kaya raha hai

Pari aur saloni ki nazar meri body par padi toh dono chillane lagi

Devika - enko jaldi lekar jaana hoga aur janu aapna haath mat hatana

Janu nai sir hilaya fir woh mujhe ek asse jagah lekar aayi jaha par kaayi tantrik hawan kar rahe the aur unke chaaro aur aag hi aag thi

Tantrik - tumha yaha kyu aayi hoi

Devika - guruji ennko dekho abhimantrit pani diya gaya hai

Tantrik - toh yeh balak nahi bachega

Pari - aaisa mat kaheye enhe bacha lijiye

Tantrik - apnni jaan de shakti hai

Mere sharir mai kaafi dard ho raha tha meri jaban hil bhi nahi thi mai janu ko hatane laga par woh hati nahi maine usska haat khicha
Mere aakhe jaise hi khuli mere aakho sai ek tezz black roshani nikali joh samnai ke aag ke pahado sai takaryii aur woh blast ho gayi

Maine aakhe band kar lii

Tantrik - yeh kaafi sahtishali lagata hai warana ab tak uss sai bachana asmabhav hai

Pari - aapko meri jaan caahiye naa le loo par enhe baacha loo

Tantrik - tum abhi bachi hoo yeh sab tumhare bus kaa nahi
mujhe ess bachene ke liye ek kuwari kanya ki bali deni hogii

Saloni - mai dungi

Pari - nahi mai dungi

Devika - yeh kaam mera hai

Tantrik - meri shisha ho kar bhul mat tuh ess sai shaadi akr chuki hai

Janu - nahi mere hote hue kisi ko kuch nahi hoga

Tantrik - kaya nasib hai tera balak joh yeh sab tere liye jaane bhi dene ko tayar hai

Mai khuch bol nahi paa raha tha par mujhe etna pata lag gaya tha ki suabh joh Khaya piya ussmai hi kuch thaa

Mai edhar udhar haath karnae laga pari nai mera haath pakada

Pari - kaya hua bhai

Mai - uuuuuhhhhhh nhhhhhhhhh

Pari -kaya hua aap bol nahi paa rahe ho kyu

Mai naa mai sir hila raha tha

Janu- yeh nahi cahate ki hum mai sai koi jaan de

Maine haa mai sir hilaya

Tantrik -toh yeh bachega nahi

Saloni - nahi yeh bachenge jarur bachenge mai apni bali ke liye tayar hu

Janu - behan abhi tumhare pass puri zindagi hai mai toh eenhi ke liye jiti thi abh enhi ke liye mar jaungi

Maine pari kaa haath jor sai dabaya

Pari- kaya hua bhai

Maine usse kuch esare kaar raha tha par woh samajh nahi rahi aur yaha mere andar jalan ho rahi thi

Saloni - app batao karana kaya hai

Tantrik - kisi ko ess aag ki khaayi mai kudana hoga jis sai usski ruh esake andar aa jayegi aur yeh mukt ho jayega
Pari mere kaan ke pass aayi aur

Pari - i love you bhai I really love you

Ussnai hath chudaya aur

Saloni /devika /janu -pari

Kdev - jaldi sai aage khud jaa woh kud gayi hai
Mai - tumko meri kasam koi mere picche mat aana

Are mera muh kaise khul gaya

Maine aav dekha naa taav mai aage bhagata hua kud gaya
Teeno phir chillayi

Kaafi lambi kaayi thi

Mai - dev mai joh nahi dekh pata tuh dekh leta hai bata woh kaha hai

Kdev -talwar laa aur aage kar de

Maine waisa hi par jaldi maine aakhe khol di jo nicche aag ke lave sai takaryi aur aag ki tapate upper tak aayi

Pari - bhaiyaaaaa aaahhhhhhh

Maine awaaz sunate hi jhat sai usse pakad liya hum tezzi sai niche jaa rahe the aur mai gayab ho gaya usse lekar

Mujhe nahi pata hum kaha hai par ek jaharane ki awaaz aa rahi thi mujhe aur pari ke dard sai karhane ki

Maine usse chukar dheka toh usski shoulder sai khoon nikal raha hai

Mai-kaya hua hai esse

K dev- acha hai tuh aakhe nahi khol sakata warana tuh abhi mar jata jaldi esse thik kar

Mai- kaya hua hai

Kdev - tere aakhe kholene ki vajah sai esska bhaut saara hisa jal gaya hai
Maine apna kavach khich kar nikala aur uss pahena diya usske jhakam bharne lagae

Mai kaafi der tak apna shir apne ghutanoo par rakh kar betha raha etne dard mai ro bhi nahi paa raha tha

Kdev- chal ab woh thik ho gayi hai

Mai usse chu kar dekene laga

Mai - pari pari gudiya uth naa kaya hua hai jaldi uth agar tuh chali gayi toh mai kaise ji paunga tuh hi chali jayegi toh kon mujhe sulayega kon mujh par ghussa karega mai
kisse chochalety girl kahunga uth naa behana uth jaa tuh joo kahegi mai karunga tujhe kahi chhod kar nahi jaunga kabhi nahi joh joh bhi mangegi laakar dunga bus uth jaa ek bar

Kdev - abe vo thik hai usse rula mat

Maine usse khich kar gale laga liya

Mai - pagal hai kaya tuh koi aisa bhi karata hai kaya

Pari- aap nai mere payaar ko attraction samajaha toh mai kaya karati arre aap bol kaise paa rahe ho

Mai- tune aisa kaam kiya ki meri jaban band nahi rah paayi

Pari -par aapka sharir kaala pad raha hai

Mai- aare tab sai eshare kar raha hu ki janu mere andar usse khich shkati hai par devika uss dhongi ke pass lekar gayi

Mai- devika kha ho sabko lekar aao

Devika aur sab waha aage

Didi bhaag kar hum dono ke gale lag gayi.

Mai - janu tumko mere andar sai ese khichana hoga kyuki ek kaali shaktiyoo ka tod dusari shaktiya kar shakati hai

Devika - kaya sach mai ennke pass kaali shaktiyaa hai

Janu-woh sab baad mai aap baato kaya karna hai

Mai -chaloo mere saath

Aur devika tum bhi chaloo jarurat padegi tumhari
Aur didi aap ghar jaoo aur esska dyan rakahana

Hum teeno gayab hoo gaye jab pahuche toh waha ek talab tha

Mai - kaya yah talab hai aur neeli roshani hai

Janu- haa par kyu

Mai- kaya tum yeh mere liye karogi

Janu- yeh puch rahe ho yaa bata rahe ho aur etnai shaant kaise ho gaye ho

Mai- woh sab bata dunga abhi woh karana jaruri hai

Janu-haa bolo kaya karana hai

Mai-apne kapade utar doo

Devika-kaya kapade par kyu

Janu-haa kyu

Mai- humme ess talab mai bina kapdo ke jaana hoga aur tumhe mere muh sai uss paani ki shaktiyoo ko khichana hoga

Devika -phir aap mujhe yaha kyu laaye hoo mai aapko kis aur ke ess tarah nahi dekh paaungi

Mai-accha thik hai jan meri jab awwaz aaye jada tab kholana thik hai

Devika -thik hai ab mai aakhe band hi rakahti huu didi aap
kar sakati hai

Mai kaise bol raha tha mai hi janata hu aisa lag raha tha jaise bolane sai mere dil ruk raha ho

Todhi der baad mujhe pani mai jane ke aawaj aayi

Mai- janu kaha hoo

Janu- paani mai aa jao abb

Mai jaldi sai joh pent aur under wear bacha tha utara aur andar jaane laga

Uhhhh kitna thanda paani thaa yeh

Janu- ab kaya karna hai

Mai- tumhe mere muh sai uss ab usse khicho

Mujhe uska haath apne seene par mahsus huaa

Maine usska haath pakada

Mai - jaan tumhare liye yeh muskil hoga

Janu- ess sai tum bach toh jaaoge naa

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UPDATE 92
THE PAIN 12 - THE JEALOUSY
Mai-voh tumhare uper hai bus control rakhana tum

Maine uska face pakada aur kiss karene laga todi der hi baad hi janu ke haath mere kamar par kasnai lage
Mere haath dhille pad rahe the
Uss ke nakhoon badh rahe the uss naai apni ungliya modi to usske nakhoon mere andar ghus gaye aisa lag raha tha jaise koi laal garam sariya meri peth mei ghusa raha tha
Uss nai mera muh khol aur meri jeeb ko apne hotho sai aase khichana chalu kiya jaise degi
Mai jaise taise baradas kar raha tha
Uss nai dusra haath meri gardan par rakha aur nakhoon ko meri garadan mai dhasa diya woh side mere Trachea { saas ki nali }par mahsus hoo raha tha
Uss par shktiyo koo chusane kaa bhut sawar ho gaya tha

Maine haath marana shuru kar diya

Yeh devika ki sharam aaj kahi meri waat naa lage

Mai piche hatane laga jaise taise mai talab ke kinare pahucha

Kdev - abe jaldi kar kahi yeh kidney ki chatani naa bana dee

Maine devika ko par pakad kar khicha uska pair uth gaya aur woh gir padi dham sai
Devika - aaaahhh

Woh uthi

Devika - aare chhodo unhe

woh aage aakar chhudane wali thi ki janu ne haath nikala aur hath devika ki taraf kar diyaa
Uss ke hath sai ek kala dua nikla jo devika ka uda kar du le gaya

Mai apni talwar ke liye hath aage kiya toh mujhe dhaka diya mai ek pathar par gira woh pathar tut gaya

Kdev - jaldi ke chakar mai kavach to bhul gaya tuh

Mai -wohhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh

Janu mere upar aa gayi aur apne dono nakhun sai mere dono hatho ko asse
ched diya jaise mai suli par lakatne jaa rha hu aur mere muh sai khichani lagi meri powers ko

Mere muh sai kaala saa kuch nikala joh sidha uss ke andar jaane laga

Tabhi devika nai usse dhaka diya woh ludakati hui panni mai jaa giri

Devika -aap thik toh naa

Mai - haa tum jaldi sai kavach banao yaha
Mai janu ko - waha sai bahar nikalo

Par woh meri baate sun nahi rahi thi bus mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - mano nikal jao please

Nahi yeh nahi hoga mai bhag kar jane wala tha ki meri aage ek taransparant diwar ban gayi

Mai usspar marnai laga ek tut gayi mai aage badha toh takara kar gir gaya

Mai- nah

Janu ke andar ek dur sai aata hui kaali ruh jaane lagi

Maine talwar nikali aur usski taraf ek tezz bijali ki roshani chhodi woh diwalo ko tod kar uss ke pass jaane lagi

Par usske pass jaate hi blast hoo gayi

Mai- devika tum pagal hoo gayi hoo ab kisnai kaha tha kavach banane ko

Devika - aap nai hi toh kaha tha

Maine janu ki taraf dekha woh khadi ho gayi thi aur
mai bhaag kar usske pass jane laga

Usske pass jaate hi maine usse tezz sai pakad liya aur bhi bhaut si ruh aa rahi thi maine apna haath upar kiya aur bijli chhod di

Mai - devika tum nikalo mai aata hu

Mai janu ko lekar waha sai parilok pahuchne hi wala thi ki kisi sai takaraya mai niche girane laga
Janu behosh ho chuki yhi phir mai ussko lekar waha pahucha jaha mai khaalitime mai sochane beth jata tha
Maine usse litya

Usske pure sharir par ek suit jaisa saa tha

Mujhe yaad aaya mai abhi bhi naga hu
Maine hath aage kiya aur aakhe band kar lii jab aakhe kholi toh dress aa gayi thi

Mai - aaj sai phele kyu try nahi kiya ohhh janu janu utho naa

Maine usse hilaya

Woh angadyi leti hui uth rahi thi jaise ki abhi soo kar uthi hoo

Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par

B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai

Kirti nai sab kuch bataya unko

B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko marene lage

B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa

Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya

B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye aur kehata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka hath pakad liya

B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod

Uss nai unka haath jhatak diya

B Chachi nai ek tappad usse jad diya

Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh accha hai

B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe ho

Amit- toh kaya kahu baato humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaro ki tarah ezzat hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki
Sumit - sahi kaha bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo kuch karte hai agar unhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi

C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga

Rahul - aa gaye dusre nauker

B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sab sai toh apana rishata rakahene mai mujhe jilat hoti hai

Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dekh rahe the
C chacha - esse mat dekho maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum sabko ghar sai nikal deta

Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aao phir karana

Shikaha - dekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi mang rahi thi jinka jamir mar chuka hai

Amit- ohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera

B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab

Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli ladki nahi raw ki agent hai

Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar

C chacha -raw agent

Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh raw agent hai

Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi bhul jau

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The Pain 12 B

Amit - accha toh phir bata naa kis ke saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess kaa es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev
ke saath kaam kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath
........
Enka bolene sai phele hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tappad

Amit - bus bahut ho gaya vishwas agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup raho toh accha hi rahega

Shikha - rahene do chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhano sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- kehana kaya cahata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume pata hai ki do agent jab ek saath room mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum sab maa aap chup kyu khadi ho

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din dekna padega jab ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni gharwalo ke saamne uchal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh hum toh bus bata rahe hai sach

Shikaha didi ke aakho sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unn sai jakar maafi maang lege hume nahi pata ha hum saap ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena sala pata nahi kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha foda hai kaya naam tha haa janu

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur asshu

Sumit - dekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chhod kar chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kami hai jab dekho dev bhai yeh dev bhai woh dev bhai kaya kahhoge dev bhai kaya pehanoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai ki aapni bheno ke payarr ko paise sai compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dekho eetna accha gift diya hai ennhonai aaj tak kaya diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dikha jara
Ussnai usska haat pakad liya
Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai naa ess liye

Shikha ko bhut ghussa aa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lena hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh
Kuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo wahi rahoo bagwan mat bano

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur hume pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya bolati hai aare arre yeh toh ro rahi hai naa meri behan roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri behan nahi hu

Sumit - toh phir kaya ho

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe ho aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya
Rahul - aare nahi mai toh keha raha huu chalo abb yeh ghar aur jayejad milenai ki kushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega

Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal ho gayi hai

Shika- tum aur dev ko mar do ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - kuch nahi kuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar ghussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI
Ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh tha ussnai

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi ensaniyat nahi bachi hai aur naa maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu has rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi mangega
Shikha- thu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yeh jayejaad hai naa uttnai woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur chacha ab chalo yaha sai rahene do enn sabko yahi aur maa aap bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke unke ess kaam mai mil jao

C chacha - beti unko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farz pura kar rahi hai
Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal piche sai pakad liye
Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska hath ghumaya aur chhut gayi uss ke haath sai

Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai kuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki

Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikha- tum sab drugs lete ho

Sumit phir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi kuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karo

C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokar dekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai
Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun chini aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai toh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki wajagh sai aap log hume chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chalo sab ab hum yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete hai baad mai dekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena kuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh

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THE PAIN - 13

UPDATE 94

Amit - jaa locker sai le le

Rahul - sach mai

Sumit - jaa naa kyu bhaav mar raha hai

Rahul - puchoge nahi kaya karunga

Sumit - abe abb jakar toh ess sai chhuti milli ab hum bhi vahi kare toh hum sai
bada chutiya koi nahi hoga

Edhar

Janu - kaya jaan sone bhi nahi dete etna acha sapna dekh rahi thi mai

Mai- sapna

Janu- haa ek minute are mujhe toh tumhare andar sai woh niklana hai uss nai mera
sir pakada aur mere hoth chusnai lagi

Maine usse alag kiya - bus karoo phele hi etna chusa ki mera khoon muh sai bhar ane wala tha

Janu - ohh mere baby ko dard hua

(Kdev - bhai kahi pagal toh nahi ho gayi hai yeh )

Mai usska matha chua - tum thik toh ho naa

Janu - haaa mai toh................woh apne body ko ghurane lagi

Janu - yeh kaya hai aree tuhare bhi kapde

Mai- kaya ab atmaye chusogi toh yahi hoga naa

Janu- aab esse hatau kaise

Mai - huu.. accha kisi dusare kapde ke bare mai socho dekho kaya hota
hai

Ussnai waisa hi kiya aur usske black suit ki jagah jeans t-shirt aa gayi

Tabhi devika waha aa gayi

Devika - aap yaha kyu waha nahi aaye

Mai - are woh yeh mere sath thi naa toh mai sursha kavach paar nahi kar paya

Devika - aab aap dono thik toh ho naa

Janu- mai toh thik hu enka pata nahi

Mai - accha yeh dekho maine apni upper ke kapde utare

Mai - dekho kaha kaha ghusaye hai nakhoon

Jaun mere pass aakar mere gardan par ungliya chalane lagi

Mai- kaya kar rahi ho aare tum ro rahi ho pagal kahi ki

Janu- yeh meri galti hai kitna dard hua hoga aapko

Maine dress wapas pehan liya
- chaloo aashu poch lo waha tumhari wajah sai dard jitna hua par abh dekho mai bach gaya naa

Janu - sach abb thik ho naa aap

Mai - haa abb chalo tumhari mom wait kar rahi hogi

Janu- mujhe nahi jaan waha

Mai- dekho janu payaar mai yeh sab aayega ess hi dekho kitna intazaar kiya ess nai

Devika - chodo mai vaha sai aapke kapde laayi toh aapka phone baj raha tha

Ussnai phone mujhe diya

Maine phone mai dekha unkunown number sai call thi

Mai - hoga kisi par 20 baar sayad riya kaa hoga sab wahi hai naa ab chalo
mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai

Devika - mai bhi chalu saath mai

Mai- arre mai kaam karnai jaa raha tum sath rahi kuch naa kar paunga aaahhhhhh

Mai- ab tum kyu maar rahi hoo

Janu- jab woh jana cahati hai toh le jao na

Mai- accha thik hai chalo

Phir maine janu ko uss ke room mai chhoda

Mai - sab sambhal lenna

Janu - fikar mat karo jao ab

Mai devika ko lekar ek jagah aaye

Mai- abb jao tum bhi

Devika - par aap nai toh kaha tha

Mai- haa kaha tha abb jao samjha karo

Devika gayab hoo gayi

Mai- are yeh toh chali gayi

K dev - abe biwi hai teri koi bachi nahi ho gayi naraz

Mai- par yaar mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

K dev - tere majak hamesha bhari padete hai

Mai- thik hai ah ghussa mat ho

K dev - yaar tune woh karawaya naa

Mai - abb tujhe kaya karana hai

K dev- madam ko bhul gaya etni zaldi

Mai- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi aur un harmaiyo sai toh badala lunga
hi aur tujhe madam mai kuch jada interest nahi ho raha hai ab

Kdev - mujhe sexy teachers achi lagati hai bus

Mai- toh phir mai saare school collego mai jakar tere kiye madam dhundhu

K dev- waise idea accha hai par abhi woh madam hi sahi hai usski matkati hui jawani mere dimag mai chipak gayi hai

Mai - chal hat mai nahi jaane wala ,waha

K dev- dhek maine teri pari ki jaan bachane mai madad ki ab meri bari hai

Mai- yaar baat mai dum hai par yaar abhi joh kar nai aye hai kare

Phir maine phone mai kuch dekha aur
Phir mai aage badha
Samne ek kafi accha ghar tha

Mai - sunana jara kaya eska dealer abhi andar hai naa

Gate keep - haa sir kaya kaam hai

Mai- esska ad dekha tha maine

Gatekeepeer - haa sir chaliye andar

Mai- andar gya kaafi acha laga mujhe yeh ghar

Dealer - haa sir kahiye

Mai- sidhi baat kaya kimat hai esski

Dealer mujhe ghurnae laga

Mai- kaya hua bologe yaa nahi

Dealer - 25 carore

Maine check uske hath mai de diya

Dealer - sir 30 carore hai yeh

Mai- haa mujhe woh piche joh gardan hai waha par usske niche ek acha saa saa basement banawa doo dhyan rahe kami naa ho yaha

Dealer - sir agar aap kahe piche ki baaki jagah iss mai add kar doo par

Mai - kaya par

Dealer - 10 ka aur kharch hoga

Mai- thik hai phele nahi bata sakete the

Mai ek aur check diya

Dealer - sir aapne kuch pucha kyu nahi

Mai - are abb tum apana commision laga kar bol rahe toh mai naa du toh jakar
gaali doge phele hi bahut log de rahe hai kam kab shuru karoge

Dealer - app chinta mat karoo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dikh hai jayega kal shuru karawata huu

Mai- yaad rakahana waha secret bhaut sai blocks hoone cahiye

Dealer -waise aap hoo kon

Mai- bus enta samajh loo ki mai aapke bare mai sab janta huu aur sir naa hi bolo toh aacha rahega

Dealer - mai samjaha nahi

Mai - rani rajput ko janete ho

Dealer - aap mere wife ko kaise jaante hoo

Mai- are fufa ji bus karo ...........shit kaya bol diya

Dealer - sunil rajput

Dev ke saabase bade fufa jii

Sunil - fufa ji kon ho tum

Mai - aare kuch nahi woh galati sai nikal gaya bus

Sunil - asse baat muh sai nahi nikalti hai

Mai- accha thik hai mai hu dev

Sunil - dekho mr majak apni jagah family apne jagah kaya mai dev koo nahi pehunga aur agar woh aa jata toh kaya hume phone nahi aata

Mai- accha accha sorry yeh sun lo

Mai- ha dad baat karo

Maine phone diya

Sunil - hello kon

Dad - mai suraj ek minute sunil tum ho kaya

Sunil - aap yeh ladaka kon hai

Dad - are dev hai abhi kisi ko baatya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga

Maine phone le liya - baad mai baat karata hu

Unhone mera kaan pakad liya

Sunil - jab sai check par check de raha hai bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- aare mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

Sunil - acha kaafi bada hogaya hai yeh sab kaise hua aur tuh karata kaya hai
etnai paise
Mai- dekho abb mai sabko batatae baate thak gaya hu bua milenege phir woh
puchenge phir didi phir bhai mera toh flashback mai yeh zindagi nikal jayega

Fufa ji nai mera kaan chhoda - par ghar kyu kharid raha hai

Mai- abb aap sai kaya chupana maine short mai sab bataya
Sunil - mujhe unn sab par phele hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete koo unn sai dur
hi rakaha chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dekh kar pagal ho jayegi

Mai- aap unko yahi lekar aao naye naya gahe naye log

Sunil - aacha naye log

Mai - haa naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aap logo nai

Sunil - hum jab phone karte the sab dukhi hoo jaate the ess liye humnai phone karana band kar diya tha

Mai- aap nahi sab aase hi hai aap kisi aur ko nahi bataoge bus bua ko lekar aa jana kaise bhi

Sunil - tuh chinta mat kar
Phir woh chale gaye

Mai todha ghar dekha aur pahucha un sabke pass

Dad - kaya hua sunil kaha mil gaya

Mai- are dad mai gaya tha ek ghar lene waha dekha toh fufa ji hi usske dealer
the

Dad - accha meri bhen aur bhanji bhanja kaisa hai

Mai- are are shaam ko mil lena chalo ab

Riya - kaha jaa rahe ho aap log

Mai- bus abb chalete hai aap logo ka bahut shukriya

Maa- beta ehhe bhi saath le chal yeh log
yaha kaafi akale hai aur tumnai enke
saath etna sab kaiya aur yeh abb yaha akele pad gaye hai

Rajeshwari- nahi aisa nahi ess nai toh hume narak mai sai nikala hai

Mai- jaisa aap thik lage maa

Mera phone baja

Mai - ek minute

Mai - haa hello kon bol raha hai

Sanjana - pehchano kon

Mai- kon hai

Sanjana - nahi pehchana

Mai - kaisi baate kar rahi hoo madam mai kaise pehchaan jaunga

Sanjana - ok bye

Mai - sorry sorry maaf kar de mai majak kar raha tha aaj kaise yaad aayi ess
garib ki

Sanajana - bhai mai aap sai bhaut naraz hoo aap vapas aaye aur hume mile bhi
nahi

Mai - maaf kar dee naa

Kasish - nahi kabhi nahi

Mai- are meri chhoti panda kaha kho gayi thi

Jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......
waiting for next update.......

 

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UPDATE 105

Ritu - maine toh Pehale hii kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge
woh dono chali gayi

Mai - wah bhai kam hua nahi bhul gayi

Pari - aap ko kaya caahiye mai de deti hu

Mai - mujhe kaya caahiye

uss nai mere gaalo par ek kiss ki

Pari - yeh sahi kaha naa

Mai - haa ha meri payari pari chal mai tayaar hota hu aur jara jakar dekh koi delivery truck aaya kaya

Pari - kaya mangwaya hai

Mai - jakar dekh lee khud arav ko leti jana saath mai aata hu

Mai usske baad nahane cahala gaya
Woh nicche gayi

Pari - didi arav bhai kaha

Saloni - pata nahi

Janu - woh bhar gaye hai koi aaya hai

Pari Bhaag kar bahar gayi

Arav - shiva waise hai kaya essmai

Shiva - bhai nai kuch car manwayi hai wahi hai

Pari - car bhai nai mangawi

Sandy - are pari tum

Pari - app mujhe jannte hai

Shiva - yeh naam hum aur chera kaise bhul sakete hai jab bhi milete hai tumhari hii baate karate hai pari assi hai pari waise hai

Pari - jhuth bol rahe ho app

Sandy - yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata

Arav - abe ess abb khologe yaa nahi

Mai - are aa gaye tum dono

Woh dono mere pass aaye aur gale mile

Mai - kaise ho dono

Shiva - acche hai aapki dua sai maa aur behana bahut yaad karti hai

Mai - aunga kabhi chaloo jara didar toh karu apni jaano ke

Arav - ess mai bhi ladkiya hai kaya

Mai - chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai joh mai kaafi dino sai chhod chuka tha abb no more gayab abb toh bus udunga

Unnhone shatter khola

Pari - wow bhai its really mindblowing fantastic

Mai - yaar kaha tha naa ek red bhi lana dono nilli
Sandy - sorry bhai red wali kaa raat ki vajagh sai nahi ho paya

Mai - abb enhe utar bhii do

Shiva - acha hua bhai yeh jada dur nahi hai highway sai warana dikaat ho jaati

Phir dono cars ko nicche utara

Mai andar gaya pari aur unn sabko lekar

Mousa - beta kaafi time lagega jaane mai chale abb

Mai - haa didi app tayar nahi hui kaya

Mausi - beta ladki nahi jaati hai waha

Mai - pata hai aap jao toh sahi

Payal - are karna kaya chahata hai

Mai - aapko meri kasam jao abhi koi kuch nahi kahega

Maa - yeh ladaka pagal ho gaya hai

Dad - eska illaj karana hoga

Kiran - buss karo aap logo abb woh acha bura soch skata hai aur bhulo mat woh kaya hai

Sab ekdum chhup ho gaye

Fir sab kuch tayaar hua aur mai unnhe lekar nikala apne saath

Payal didi meri car mai thi aur picche waali mai behane aur piche bhi kayi gaadiya thii jismai dad aur mousa jii the

Mai - haa shiva behano koo lekar mall lekar jaa mai aata hu niapata kar

Payal - dev kaya kar raha hai etni mehangi cars kyu

Mai - kaha mahangi hai picche wali bus 9carore ki hai

Payal - kaya aur yeh

Mai - sayad 30

Payal - kaya par kyu

Mai - mujhe kaya pata aapki car hai aap jano

Payal - meri car

Maine ek file unnhe de di

Usse padkar woh rone lagi

Mane gaadi side mai roki picche bhi sab ruk gaye
Woh bus roye jaa rahi thi mere samajh mai nahi aaya maine galat kiya yaa sahi

Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya

Mousa - kaya huaa aarre yeh kyu roo rahi hai

Unhone file unnhe de dii

Mousa ji roone lage
Mai - mousa ji app file do aur joh bhi baat hai baad mai kar lenge app jao sab kuch kare aur unhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga enka mood thik karana hai

Mousa - thik hai beta jaa

Woh chale gaye

Mai apni behano ki car ke sath nikala mall

Mai - kaya hua aap abb chhup bhi ho jaoo

Payal roote hue - etna sab kyu kar raha hai mere liye

Mai - kyuki app meri didi ho meri payari didi

Payal - tuh sach mai bada ho gaya hai

Mai - abhi bhaut kuch baaki hai

Payal - abb kaya hai yeh car mere nam par hai aur 100 carore mere account mai phir aur kaya

Mai - aapke sasural walo ko jahataka

Payal - kaya matalb

Mai - meri behan ko saaman bana diya un sabnai abb dekhana naa aap sai maafi mangi toh mera naam bhi dev nahi

Payal - kaya karnai wala hai tuh

Maine ek phone milaya - haa hua kaya kaam

Sandy - ho gaya bhai

Todhi der baad phone aaya didi ko

Viraj - payal payal

Payal - haa kaya hua etna ghbara kyu rahe ho

Viraj - payal mere gahr par income tax ki raid hui hai pata nahi kyu sab humari property ko seal kar rahe hai

Officer - aaye mistre tumnai phone kaise chua mana kiya tha

Payal - kaya ho raha hai waha

Officer nai phone liya - dekiye app jo bhi ho enke yaha raid padi hai enke pass enki company ke khilaf case darz hua yai ki enhone property ki information chupayi taki tax naa bharana pade abb aap rakah nai kaa kasst kare

Maine phone liya - haa hello mishra ji hai kaya

Mishra - haa hello kon tum

Mai - are mai dd bol raha hu bhul gaye kaya

Mishra - are dd sahab aap kaya hua aaj etnai dino baad sunni aapki awaaz aur sab thik

Mai - haa sab acha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai

Mishra - aapki dua sai thik hai warana aaj bhi hum usse yahi dudhate rehate aur woh instambul waale usse mar hii dete

Mai - arre jaane do aacha kaya hua kyu tang kar rahe ho humare jija ko

Mishra - kaya aapke jija ji hai hume kaya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa case hai toh aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai

Mai - acha abb koi jungayish hai kaya

Mishra - aree kaisi baat karate ho aapke log humare log sab chalo yaha sai

Mai - acha ess baat ko yahi daba dijeyega

Mishra - kis baat koo

Mai - ha ha ha aacha thik koi baat hui hii nahi

Maine phone kat diya

Payal - yeh kaise baate kar raha hai

Mai - agents toh khula baat karte hai aap nahi samjhogi

Payal - yeh sab kyu kiya tunne

Mai - maine kaya kiya unnhone tax nahi bhara toh pakade
jayenge naa

Nice and superb update....