UPDATE 86
THE PAIN 6 - A SCHOOL INTERACTION
C chachi - kaya hua beta tum beth kyu nahi rahe ho
Amit -koi pareshani hai kaya dev
Mai - nahi chachi bus pet bhara hua lag raha hai
B chachi - are sunn toh aare ruk jaa dev
Mai sabko ansunna kar ke bahar nikal gaya bike ke pass
K dev - saale agar mai tere jagah hota toh mar deta abhi
Mai- chal chal ghussa mujhe bhi hai par mai sahi time kaa intazaar kar raha
Kdev - karata reh pichali baar ki tarah fir mari gayegi apni
Neha -bhai kis sai baate kar rahe ho
Mai - wohh huch nahi bus aase hi
Neha - yeh lo apna beg
Mai - kitabe kaha saai aayi
Pari -woh kal school ke baad akash bhai nai dilwa di thi
Mai - acha hai chalo chale aur yeh didi kaha par hai
Saloni - aa gayi mai jaa phele masoom ko lekar aa
Mai jhatt sai gaya aur usse lekar aa gaya
Masoom woh chakara kar girnai wali pari nai padaka
Pari - aram sai babhi
Mai - yeh aase girati padati raheti hai
Masoom - acha aur jaise tumnai toh kuch kiya hi nahi
Saloni - tuh yah bike ke pass kaya kar raha hai jaa car lekar aa
Kirti - kaya didi aap aise mat bolo bhai koi driver thodi hai
Mai - are meri payarri gudiya aa gayi
Kirti - mai abhi bhi ghussa hu
Mai- thik hai meri galati hogi jarur ussmai
Mai jakar car lekar aaya pari jhat sai mere pass beth gayi aage
Saloni - kabhi lovers koo bethene diya kar ab tera bhai shaadi shudha hai joh apni biwi ke saath school jaa raha hai
Pari - bethi toh hai
Saloni - kaya
Mai - are aap jao naa betho late ho raha hai
Masoom - chal saloni behano ka hak phela hota hai
Pari - mera toh double hai
Mai - ab chup bhi jaa
Pari - huuuu chalo abb
Phir mai sabko lekar school pahucha
Mai bahar nikala saloni didi aur masoom bhi nikali dono ladkhada kar girane wali thi maine samabhala
Mai - kaya aaj dono girane kaa pura mood bana kar aayi hoo kaya
Saloni kahadhi hote hue - yeh phele wala dev kaha sai aa gaya
Mai - aap yeh naa pucho toh sahi jaise meri shktiyo koo janti hi nahi ho
Akash - kaisi shaktiya bhai
Mai - abe mai keh raha tha ki shak kitna karti hai
Akash - haa haa ees bhondu par par shak
Mai - bus daat mat dikha aur mai bhodu nahi huu
Akash - aacha komal toh tujhsai sambhal hi na rahi bhondu hi hai tuh
Saale nai kaya bamb fod diya meri waat lagawayega yeh
Mai - acha aap log jao mai bhi prayer mai jata hu chal be
Akash - haa chal
Mai jaise ground mai pahucha uss ke uppar chad kar usse marani laga
Akash - are bhai maaf kar galati hoo gayi aahhaaa bhai ghusa nahi bhut tej lagta hai tera ghusa
Meera mam - kaya batmizi hai dev yeh school hai
Mai jhatt sai kahda hua
Akash bhi kahdha hoo gaya
Mam abhi bhi ghur rahi thi
Maine akash ko dekha
Mai - abe kapde thik kar tie sahi kar
Meera - edhar dekho
Maine unki tarf
Mai - yes mam
Meera -wahat r u doing
Mai -nothing mam
Meera - the go to in prayer que
Hum dono waha prayer ki phir class mai aaye
Todhi dher baad sir bhi aa gaye
Yaar school mai ane kaa bhut tin period mai uttar gaya aadat joh chhut gayi thi
Interval mai hum dono bhar aaye
Mai - yaar ab mere bus kaa naa hai yeh saab
Akash - kaya hua be
Mai - saala kuch pale hi naa pad raha yaar
Akash - chill kar yaar abhi toh aaya hai topper tha tuh hamara
Mai - kaya saala aisa lag raha tha mai kisi bina bulaye shaadi ke program mei aaya huu aur bus sun raha huu
Akash - abe abe agle wale sare mast hai khaas kar tere liye
Mai - aisa kaya hai
Akash - agle mai mam aayengi
Mai - toh kaya hua
Akash - tera man laga rahega naa tujhe ladkiyo mai rehana pasand hai naa
Mai - kaya bol raha hai aisa kuch naa hai
Akash - saale harmkhor jab sai aaya bus jab dekho bhene gf ....gf ...bhene abe humsai kab milega sare dost bhaut chid chuke hai tere bheaviour sai
Mai- yaar sorry par mai kaya karu busy hi tha maje thodi kar raha tha
Akash - acha beta humsai hi hosyari woh dekh naya maal aaya hai
Maine uss taraf dekha
Mai - koi bhi toh nahi hai be
Akash nai meri guddhi par ek chaapat mara - chain nahi hai tujhe etna fasa hua hai fir bhi naya maal dekhna hi hai
Mai- jaa be chutiye waise yaar yeh waali madam mast hai
uss nai piche dekha maine jhat sai uss ki guddi par ek chipaka diya
Akash- ahhhhhh chutiye mara kaahe
Mai- tuh kaya dekh raha tha abb
Akash -ladka hu to dekhunga naa
Mai- haa mai tohh .......
Sam - abe tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Mai - are bhai aa gaya tuh kaha tha ab tak
Sam -kuch naa yaar woh jara khuch kaam tha toh late aaya
Mai -yaar wohh m.....
Sam - abe kaya bol naa
Akash - bhabhi kaha hai bata do enko
Sam - woh tujhe yaha dekhh kar class mai chali gayi
Akash - ab lagega londe kaa maan
Mai - yaar tuh yeh taane marana band karega
Sam - kyu bee tum saale milate toh hai nahi toh kaya kare
MAN MAI
{ Mai (man mai ) - kaise samjhau enhe
K dev - maar chutiyo ko
Mai -tuh chup reh samajha
K dev - abe chal jaldi madam dekhnai hai yaar
Mai - abe school mai kal ki tarah kuch gabad mat karna }
Sam - abe kaha kho gaya
Chal bell hoo gayi hai
Hum teno class mai jane lage class ke bahar komal apne dosto sai bate kar rahi thi
Mai uss ki tarf hi dekh raha tha uss ki nazar mujh par jaise padi uss nai azeeb saa muh banaya aur andar chali gayi hum teno bhi anadr gaye aur jakar beth gaye
Sam - toh aaj kaise man hua school kaa
Mai- bhai bus yaha aakar relax hu thoda warana ghar jaate hi jaise sare kaam mere hi hai
Akash - kyu be aisa kaya karata hai
Mai - yu kal mila naa kaya apni bhen sai
Akash - chup kar saale kis nai kaha tha unhe lane koo abb meri lagagi badiya sai
Mai- acchi teri bhen tere ghar naa rahegi toh kaya mere ghar rahegii
Sam - abe mam
Mai - kaya mam
Sam - piche mam
Mam nai mere kaan pakde - subah ground mai ab yaha bhi shuru hoo gaye
Mai - sorry mam sorry
Sab ke sab hasnai lage
Meera - jakar piche betho abhi
Maine beg uthaya aur jate hue akash ke pair par shoes rakh diya
Akash - aahh mar gayab
Meera - ab tumhe kaya hua
Akash - kuch mam kuch nahi
Phir mam padhanai lagi par mera dhyan shirf komal par tha
Man mai
K dev - waise kaya dhasu maal fasya hai
Mai - kaahe kaa dhasu abb toh bhaaw bhi naa milega
K dev -keh toh mai help karu
Mai toh kaya karega ess mai tere bus ki naa hai
K dev - bhai agar ess nai ek baar aur mujhe egnor kiya toh dekhna
Mai - tujhe matalb
K dev - abe hum dono ek hi toh hai
Mai- nahi tuh gande kaam karwata hai saale kal bhi pari ke saath
K dev - usse toh acha laga naa
Mai- saale woh khusi naa hi duu toh acha hai
K dev - darata kyu hai mai hu naa
Mai- tuh koi hero hai kaya
M dev - saaf saaf bol madad caahiye ki nahi
Mai - chal dekhu tuh kaya karweyga
K dev - badale mai mujhe kaya
Mai- joh tuh maang
K dev - madam ka kuch karwa dena bus
Mai - kaya matalab hai tera
K dev - ek haath loo ek hath doo aur kaya
Mai- tere bus kaa naa hai
Kdev -toh tere bus kaa kon saa hai
Mai- jab tak shaitaan shaant hai rahene de warana
Kdev - chal hat kuch naa hoga abhi tak kiya kuch
Maine todhi lambi saas lii - tuh mujhe chada kar kuch nahi karawa sakata
Kdev - tuh phir padh mera dimag mat kaah mujhe jo hkarana hai mai kar lunga
Mai - toh kar kisnai roka hai tujhe
achank mera phone baja mai silent karna hi bhul gaya
