Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Update-163(The Destruction-1)​

So ab Hotel kaa owner khud nahi aaya tha but saari kamaan manager ko sonp di thi usne. Ab according to orders usne jammers bhi lagwa diye they jisase koi bhi yahaan se bahaar contact nahi kar paaega.. Apart from me kyunki humaare earpiece highly designed they iss bakchodi se bachne k liye so sab set tha.. Yaani in short Jo main bolunga wahi hoga.. Rishi kaa chela tha yahaan kaa owner or Rishi ka kehna taal nahi shakta tha woh toh usne bola tha kuch bhi karlo aapka hai sabkuch yahaan.. Waiters sab Bluetooth se connected they toh ek order par nikal jaaenge wohlog chup chaap.. Doors sab remote controlled they toh bus kaam easy hogaya tha.. Humne apna gear pehana vests helmets sab.. And kitchen k through humlog hidden he auditorium mein enter kar gaye and auditorium k 1st floor ki balcony par chang gaya and main gaya uppar terrace par.. 2 he floor uncha tha auditorium but bada bahot tha.. Kaafi bheed thi niche lawn mein . Mostly bhenchod guards he they uske alawa kuch guests bhi they unke sath females bhi thi.. Inko thokna tha nahi mujhe kyunki first toh inko maarke mujhe koi satisfaction nahi milne waala tha kyunki ye koi inki wife nahi thi sab rakhail thi jo paison k liye inke sath ghum rahi thi toh inko maarunga toh yelog or naya dhund lengi.. Then second and most importantly inko maarunga toh Abeer roega, then media roega and fir AP roega.. Issliye not worth it bhenchod itane bandey hain inke sath, unko maarke he pait full hojaaega.. Issliye main uppar ek Mike leke baitha tha jiske speaker pure venue mein they toh main yahaan bolunga toh pura venue sunega. Issme inko order dene waala tha main ki kya karna hai agar jinda rehna hai toh..

Ab net 8/20 par bahaar kai saari gaadiyaan aake rukki or idhar se Vikrant or baaki almost 90% janta gate ki taraf bhaagi Yaani Sahil aagaya tha bhenchod Sahil naa hua Amitabh Bachchan hogaya kya swagat kar rahe hain.. Ab jab wohlog Sahil ko receive kar rahe they toh piche se waiters and staff ko milla order and wohlog andar jaane lage ahista - 2 ,baaki sab Sahil ki gand chaatne mein busy they ki kissine notice takk naa kiya.. Nice.. Or jaise he Sahil or bheed gate se aage aagayi.. Maine manager ko bolke gate bandh karwadiye.. Saare gates 2 seconds mein close hogaye and tab logon ko samjh mein aane laga ki kuch toh gadbad hai.. Tabhi maine uppar waali saari lights on karwaai jisase wohlog mujhe dekh he naa paaein colourful lights thi toh main kahaan hun unhe dikhne waala tha nahi.. Tab maine music system off kiya and mic uthaaya.. Niche hadbadi mach gayi thi iss bich..

Main-Good Evening ladies and gentlemen..

Meri awaaj pure venue mein gunnjji..

Main-Calm down calm down.. Ab koi faayda nahi hai ye bhaag dod karne kaa ab jo karunga woh main karunga..
Log baag rukk kar sunaney lage mujhe.

Main-So let me introduce myself. Main hun AP.. Ji haan AP the one and only yours truly.. Ye sunke niche logon ki gand fatt gayi specially Sahil or Vikrant ki.. Sahil Vikrant ko khaa jaane waali najaron se ghur raha tha bc..

Main-So obviously tumlog jaantey ho main kon hun and main kyun aaya hun yahaan.. First things first i am here to kill some people.. Obviously jo kaam hai mera.. Kisko maarne aaya hun woh tumlog bhi samjh gaye hoge.. Toh yes koi bhi gate khidki tumlog tod nahi shaktey toh ab main tum sabko 2 he options deta hun.. First surrender or second die.. Tisra koi option hai nahi.. Agar Tumlog apne so called Sahil Pandey k liye apni jaan de shaktey ho toh yes bejhijhak lado mere sath and marrtey jaao i dont give a fuck.. Literally i dont give a fuck.. But obviously tumlog iske liye kissi bhi haal mein nahi marrna caahoge toh ab baat aati hai Surrender kaise karna hai. So agar tumlog laddna nahi caahte toh karo ye ki tumaare pass jo bhi weapons hain toh unhe faink do yaa nahi hain toh better and then mast ghaas mein munh niche karke late jaao or apne hath or pair durr - 2 failaa lo or tabtak failaake rakho jabtak sab kuch khatam nahi hojaata hillna takk nahi 1 inch bhi hillle toh you are dead. And don't worry jo jinda bachega woh koi jail wail nahi jaaega woh seedha ghar jaaega.. Simple.. So main 10 takk count karta hun tabtak jo niche hoga woh theek otherwise baaki sab marenge A to Z i dont give a fuck tum kitane innocent ho marroge jarur.. Or haan bhenchod sab niche matt late jaana kuch toh fight karoge naa.. Warna thodi maja aaega... So 10...9...8....7...

Mere 10 Kehte he log baag niche latene lag gaye they ladies wagairaah sab or 5 takk toh almost 60% bheed niche thi and mostly ab bache they Unke bandey or wohlog khud.. Almost 45-50 bandey honge...

Main-Also i know tumhare jo bandey hain woh andar hain yaa bahaar hain and uske alawa koi backup nahi hai and haryana mein tujhe mujhse bachaane koi nahi aane waala so backup bulaake karega bhi kya but yes bula shakta hai toh bula le because it's good for me, more people to kill you know, but unfortunately jammers lage hain toh koi baat yahaan se bahaar bhej nahi shakta tu.. So Beta Sahil welcome to Haryana..

Ye bolke maine Mike rakha and apni rifles nikaali laser on ki or laga firing karne.. Or wohlog pata nahi kya sochke khaddey they maano main koi green light dunga goli chalaane se pehle ab goli Chali toh wohlog bhaagein cover lene unke pass bhi assault rifles smgs and pistols bhi thi.. Ab mere sath sath Chang ne bhi firing ki Claire already bahaar suru kar chuki thi uski goliyon ki toh awaaj takk nahi aarahi thi silencer ki wajah se.. Ab jaise he maine or Chang ne firing ki unhe bhi pata chala hum hain kahaan obviously dikhe nahi lekin unhe idea toh ho he gaya tha.. Unhone humaari taraf firing Suru ki tabtak humlog almost 15-16 log leta chuke they wahaan.. Ab unhone goli andhadhun chalaai and maine aaram se reload ki gun and terrace k dusare corner par chala gaya maine meri laser ab bandh kardi jisase main dikhun naa niche se.. Laser apna kaam kar chuki thi..

Ab bandey niche chippna chaalu hogaye they kuch bandey stage k piche chipp gaye they wahin Sahil or Vikrant they.. Uske alawa khaane ki tables trees jisko jahaan jagah milli woh wahan chipp gaya tha ab one by one logon ko pick karna tha jo or easy tha.. Humlog front foot par they easily..

Ab maine focus kiya chippe hue logon par wohlog tables k niche chippe they toh jahaan bhi mujhe thodi halchal dikhi main wahin firing kardeta or meri goli table kahaan roukk paati 5 bandey aise dhundhe maine main bus terrace par jagah badal badal goli chala raha tha ye lighting kaa plan Godlike tha one of my best plans ever.. Bhenchod inko pata bhi nahi tha goli chal kahaan se rahi hain.. Wohlog bus andhadhun firing kar rahe they..

Still wohlog ab pohanch se bahaar they toh time tha Plan ki second shift kaa.

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[AP 316]

Update-164(The Destruction-2)​

Ab jab niche sab perfectly hidden they mujhse or Chang se toh maine Plan b chaalu kiya..

Main-(Bt) Claire bahaar clear hai toh andar dekh tu bahot uppar hai ek aadh toh dikhega he.. Again Sahil ko naa thok diyo

Claire-Copy that boss.. Bahaar 7 are dead baaki chipp gaye hain koi harkat nahi.. Andar karti hun focus..

Main-Cool..

Ab finally mujhe Claire ki bullets andar aati hui dikhaai di as usse mujhse better dikh raha tha andar kaa view.. Main uppar baithke laash ginaney laga.. 21 laash inside 120 seconds bhenchod... Maa he chod di system ki.. And claire still maar he rahi thi..

Claire - Boss.. 5 down baaki koi naa dikh raha..

Main - Ok half se jyaada log marr chuke hain 26-27 paddey hain niche, 20-25 bache honge maximum.. Sun humlog yahaan ek last stunt karke niche aarahe hain tab dhyaan se cover karna sabse dangerous part wahi hai..

Claire - Don't worry boss..

Ab maine firse mick uthaaya..

Main-Areey bhenchod itana easily thodi marrna tha be.. I know i am smart or mera plan godlike tha lekin still itana jaldi thoda marrna tha tumhe bc almost 60% toh marr chuke ho tumlog or mujhe bhenchod abhi chinntey takk naa lage hain.. Ye toh maja he kirkira kardiya tumne. Isase acha main dummies k sath target practice karleta.. Chutiyon.. But again mera dil bahot bada hai. Ek 2nd and aakhiri moka deta hun tum sabko jitane bhi chippe hue hain main 5 takk count karunga surrender kardo apne hathyar faink k yahaan lawn mein aajao and baksh dunga.. Jaisa ki tumhe pata hai tumhaare pass 0 chance hai literally 0 main maardunga sabko easily issliye shyaanpatti dikhao jaise ye bache hue hain tumlog bhi bachoge..Iss chutiye k liye khudki jaan kyun gawaa rahe ho..

"Niche aake baat kar bhosdk" Kya kaayar ki tarah chuppa hua hai"

Main-Kyun teri maa chodi hai maine bhosdk.. Teri tarah chutiya hun main jo munh uthaake chala aaya Haryana.. Bawligand.. Apne bando par itana andha vishwaash nahi karna chahiye ek londiya k chakkar mein tujhe puri tarah khatam karwa gaya ye ab ye meri galati thodi hai jo bhenchod tu bawligand hai.. Maine ye godlike plan banaaya hai bhenchod toh teri kyun sunu main bawligand.. Laa main tujhe boldun teri gand mein dum hai toh tu bahaar aa maadarchod or aake mere saamne lawn mein khadda hojaa kyun kaayar ki tarah chippa hai??

Niche se koi jawaab naa aaya..

Main - Kyun fatt gayi gand maadarchod.. Ye kaayar waale dialogue boltey time he ache lagtey hain jab apply karne kaa time aata haina bhosdk gand fattjati hai.. Maadarchod nahi toh.. Bada aaya dialouge baaj rukk jaa dalle teri maa naa chodun toh kehna bhosdk.. Haan toh guys ye toh khud kaayar hai toh kya kahun offer still hai.. 5...4...3...2...1....0...Ding ding ding ding.. Bus ab koi bahaar nahi aaega, aaya toh maara jaaega.. Kitane aagaye.. 1..2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9...Waah tum 9 bahot smart ho... Lekin maadarchodo jab pehle option diya tha tab kyun na kiya surrender maadarchod?? Tab mujhpe shakk tha kya ki main nahi maar paaunga tumsabko?? Bhosdko moka ek he hota hai..

Ye bolke maine unhe line se bhoon diya and tab he rukka jab meri magazine khaali naa hogayi..

Surrender haan?? Woh kya hota hai bhenchod..

Chang - (Bt) You are so cruel boss and i love it..

Main-Wahi toh maja hai.. 15-16 bache hain approximately ab niche jaana he padega beta chang.

Chang - I am ready..

Main-Claire..

Claire - Bindaas jaao boss i got you..

Main wahaan se niche aaya first floor par Chang k pass balcony mein as gate khol nahi shaktey they lawn mein jaane k liye toh hum dono ne wahaan se he jump lagaaya niche as jyaada uncha tha nahi easy jump tha and niche be hisaab ghaas tha. Maine apni Assault rifle rakhi niche and MP7 nikaal lee same Chang ne kiya..

Main-Dekh right side toh Vikrant Sahil or 7-8 bandey hain toh unko chhod dey ek baar.. Baaki kuch bandey ye gate ki side hai wahaan se suru kartey hain unhe koi idea nahi hai humlog niche aagaye hain.. Faayda uthaatey hain iska..Main seedha jaaunga tu Thoda left ghumke jaa..

Chang - Copy..

Main aage badha ek coffee or Chaaye ki badi table thi uske piche kuch Chairs wagairaah thi jinke aage, piche and niche bandey they minimum 3-4 ko jaate dekha tha maine.. Ab maine angle banaaya or niche late gaya and niche se firing suru kardi saalon k pair bhoon dunga main.. Niche se firing hotey he wohlog khaddey ho ho k bhaage toh Chang saamne khadda tha 3 ko maine wahin giraaya 2 ki khopdi Chang ne kholi..

Main-Waah re Madam kya Ass hai Tumhaara?

Maine mere just side mein niche leti ek maal se kaha..

Ladki-T. T. T. Hanks???

Main-Mention not.. Aaram se leti reh ab matka mattt isko warna ispe he goli maarunga or puncture hojaaega saara plastic nikal jaaega..

Ye bolke main khadda hua..

Main-Haan beta sahil papa toh niche bhi aagaye tu kahaan reh gaya.. Jab toh badi munhchodi kar raha tha ab bahaar nikal maadarchod.. Jaldi kar be..

Ab ye sun bola koi kuch nahi but udhar se 2 bandey uthe firing kartey hue but ek ko toh puri tarah uthne bhi naa diya Claire ne uski khopdi piche safed tent k kapde par bikhar gayi and second waale ko Chang ne thok diya..

Main-LUl..

Chang - Boss ek baar saara area search karletey hain fir inko dekhenge hillne se rahe yelog warna Claire hilaa degi..

Main-Yeah.. Main ye waali side leta hun tu udhar jaa paani waala tanker hai udhar..

Ab main idhar tables search karne laga or Chang dusari taraf chala gaya bahaar ek gaadi k start hone ki awaaj aai but turant he bandh bhi hogayi..

Claire - Gate todne jaarahe they boss both down.. Back to covering you..

Maine pura area search kar liya lekin mujhe koi na milla iss bich Chang ki side firing hui but goli keval Chang ki chali toh mujhe koi chinta naa thi..

Chang - 2 they boss both down.. All clear..

Main-Idhar bhi kuch naa dikh raha mujhe.. Ye he bache hain jo bache hain.

Chang - Inko nikaalna Hard hoga ab.. Ab main regret karta hun ki kaash grenade le aata ye maadarchod toh bhaag bhaag k bahaar nikalte..

Main-True but fir Sahil bhi maara jaata usase kaam hai mujhe.. Tu chinta kyun karta hai inko toh main waise he nikaal dunga i have a billion plans for this shit..

Chang - True main bhool kyun jaata hun ki aap aap ho..

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[AP 316]

Update-165(Pankaj Pandey???) ​

So ab bus 6-7 bandey bache they Sahil or Vikrant k sath jo stage k piche ache se chippe hue they or unko nikaalne k liye plan banaaya maine risk free ekdum..

Main-(Bt) Dekh beta Chang smoke grenade nikaal le.. Main 1 smoke left se fainkunga or ek bilkul bichmein.. Tu same ek right se fainkana and ek bichmein... Bhenchodon ko bahaar toh aana padega warna saansh ghuttke marr jaaenge.. But humlog ko cover lena padega badhiya kyunki wohlog andhadhund firing kartey hue nikalenge as dikhega kuch hai nahi unhe, kya pata kahaan lag jaae.. Claire tu easily dekh shakti hai unko so thokdena bahaar aatey he bus dhyaan rakhana Sahil ne Blue Blazer pehana hai usse matt thokdena please..

Claire - Copy boss..

Chang - Ready boss.. On 3...2...1..

Maine pehle left se smoke grenade fainka pin nikaalke and then bichmein fainka same Chang ne kiya and literally 2-4 seconds mein smoke fail gaya, maine 3 chair or ek table k piche panaah lee Chang niche late gaya ekdum hostages ki tarah bus gun saamne aim ki thi usne..

And literally 20 seconds baad khaansne kuddne bhaagne girrne paddne ki awaajein aane lagi or kuch log andhadhund firing kartey hue bahaar bhaage..Bhenchod khulli kitaab k maafik padh liya tha maine inko.. Mereko dikha ek bhi nahi but Claire ko dikh gaye and thodi aage Chalke Chang ko dikhe and unhone maare left side koi aaya he nahi because idhar jagah kam thi nikalne k liye.. Bahaar sabko aana tha bus kuch seconds orr.. And then kuch bandey rengtey hue left side aane lage..

"Pleasee. E.. Pleasee.. Maarna nahi.. Pleaseee... Pleaseee".

Main-Really??? Idhar aao..Niche paddey - 2 -he..

"Gun faink di hai.. Maarna nahi please.." please...

Main-Yeah yeah aao aao.

Woh meri taraf badha hath aage kiye lekin uske piche waale bandey ne shyanpatti dikhaani caahi gun nikaalne ki but kuch kar paata usase pehle maine chair k piche se he teeno ko thok diya.

Main - Bhenchod game khelega mere sath..

Claire - Boss.. Vikrant aaraha hai piche Sahil hai.. Vikrant k pass pistol hai Sahil nihatha hai..

Main-Maarna nahi.. Vikrant ki banduk chuttwa hath kaat dey saale kaa..

Claire - Waiting for clear shot..

And bam mujhe bus Vikrant k bhayanak chilaane ki awaaj aai..

Claire -All Clear boss bahaar aajAo..

Main utha toh Vikrant kaa right hand Wrist se aage toh half gayab tha literally aadha udaa diya gaya tha.. Bhenchod ewwww!... Main utha and unke saamne aaya Chang ne baaki stage check kiya toh sab clear tha..

Main-Haanji.. Kaise hain Bade sahaab??

Sahil - You fucking bitch..

Main-Hehehe.. Fuck off with this bullshit.. Teri gand marr gayi toh ab ro matt bhai.. Ye bawligand ko gaali dey.. Or Tu bhosdk tune soch kaise liya tu Haryana aajaaega or mujhe pata naa chalega.. Haryana aaya toh aaya bc lekin aake londiyabaaji karta hai dalle.. Teri maa naa chod dunga main maadarchod..

Vikrant - I loved Her"

Main-Aji lund mera Love bhosdk.. Usne di nahi tujhe dedi hoti toh usko use karke faink deta tu.. Mujhe pata hai Tumhaara love bawligand.. Bakchodi na kar mujhse.. Or tu bhai.. Tu kya he karega jeeke.. Tera baap teri behan sab tujhe thukwaane par tulle hain toh jeeke kya karega..

Sahil-Ye juth mere saamne nahi chalega..

Main-Le Arrey bawligand matt maan.. Mujhe juth bolne ko jarurat hai nahi tujhe toh marrna hai he..

Sahil-Meri behan or mere papa mujhe kabhi kuch nahi hone denge..

Main-Arrey andhe aadmi tujhe fanswaya he tere Baap or behan ne hai.. Tujhe kya lagta hai unko nahi pata kaise tu unka drugs mein nuksaan karwa raha hai kaise tu uske harr consignment mein taang laga raha hai.. Kaise tu caah raha hai ki Andrew's usse thok dey.. Woh chutiya thodi hain.. Woh filhaal yahaan se gayi he issliye hai ki teri moutt mein uska koi involvement naa dikhe kissi ko durr - 2 takk..

Ye sun woh serious hogaya Haan lekin still meri baat puri tarah nahi maani usne..

Sahil-I don't belive a word you just said... Tu bus information caah raha hai mujhse but guess what main kuch nahi bataaunga..

Main-Dekh waise toh tu belive kar na kar mujhe lawda farak nahi padta but still mujhe bahot bura lagega agar tu bina sach jaane marr gaya..Yes mujhe information caahiye and Marrna toh tujhe hai he but kam se kam sach toh jaan lega.. Wait ill prove my point..

Maine phone nikaala or Nidhi ko call kiya uska phone baja lekin pick nahi kiya kissi ne bhenchod plan ki maa chudwa degi ye toh.. Fucking bitch utha.. Thankfully maine doobara call kiya toh usne phone uthaaya. Phone speaker par tha..

Main-Haanji madam ab toh aajaaiye North India waapis.. I am already missing you..

Nidhi - Well sounds like tumne apna task pura kar liya hai..

Main-Oh yeah.. Abhi just.. Sabse pehle aapko he yaad kiya..

Ye sunte he Sahil toh maano jeetey jee he marr gaya..Maine uske chehre k saare expressions live gayab hotey dekhe..

Main-Toh kab aarahe ho??

Nidhi - Tumhe kyun bataaungi main.. Abhi toh nahi pehle sab shant hojaae..

Main-Mujhe thodi help caahiye thi issliye pucha.. Woh tumhara Rana mujhe galat jagah target kar raha hai kal jo maine phone karke iljaam tum par lagaya tha woh actually uska kaam tha.. He targeted my family so you know what he needs to die..

Nidhi - Then kill him i dont care.. Mujhe kya matlab usase..

Main-Toh thoda information toh dijiye jarra kahaan hai kahan nahi.. Main shaadi k bich mein kahaa dhundane jaaunga.. Maine aapka kaam kiya ab aap meri bhi toh help karo..

Nidhi - Mera kaam??

Main-Oh yeah.. Bhull gaye Tumhaara bhai tumhe khud Moutt k munh mein dhakel raha tha or maine tumhe moutt k munh se bahaar nikaala hai.. Marte - 2 bhi yahi kaha usne "He couldn't stand you getting all the attention, he deserved all this.. He was the true heir to your dad"

Nidhi - Yeah.. Heir?? Fucking looser.. Khud baba nahi caahtey they Woh business k aas pass bhi aaye.

Main-Yeah.. Dekha maine woh toh kyun nahi caahtey they.. Yun he munh uthaake chala aaya chutiya..

Nidhi - Goodbye.. I am not helping you with anything.. Mera koi connection hai nahi Rana se he is on his own.. I'm turning this number off now..

Call disconnected..

Sahil ki shakal dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.. I love this shit.. I fucking love it.. Uska viswaash uth gaya tha iss duniya se.. Woh bus ek helpless aadmi tha ab..

Main-(Hanske) Kya hua ab maan gaya?? Well technically suruwaat tune ki thi apni behan ko marwane ki..

Sahil-Main usse marwaana nahi caahta tha main bus usse Andrew's ki najar mein giraana caahta tha taaki Namit kaa business mujhe mille.. I can handle it better than her.. But usne toh mujhe marrne k liye he chhod diya..

Main - Oh yeah.. Usse toh Parson se maalum tha teri death kaa.. Issiliye toh woh South India chali gayi pehle he taaki uski koi involvement ho he naa.. Tere baapu ne bhi kya solid support kiya uska.. Khud nahi maarunga baaki caahe koi bhi maare.. I don't give a fuck.. Matlab ussulon k pakke hain.. Pandey sahaab..

Sahil - Noida..

Main-Kya Noida??

Sahil - Woh Noida mein hain currently..

Main-Kon tera baapu?

Sahil - Yeah.. Yahi information caahiye thi naa tujhe.. Pura address dunga agar tu waada karta hai ki ussko maar dega tu.. Nidhi kaa maalum nahi mujhe..

Main-Maa kasam Noida hai toh agle 1 ghantey mein thok dunga usko.. Tere sath sath bhejdunga.. Tu address dey bus.. Tera badla lelunga.. Bhagwan kasam bhai kutte ki moutt maarunga..

Oh hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Pankaj Pandey.. You fucking bitch.. 5th Pillar is about to break, Sanjay..

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[AP 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 3 Updates Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

[Hppatel1996]

Fantastic update AP bhai. AP 2.0 is always best hi hota h

 

[Dragon master]

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[Vickyabhi]

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[Sweetkaran]

Update-163(The Destruction-1)​

So ab Hotel kaa owner khud nahi aaya tha but saari kamaan manager ko sonp di thi usne. Ab according to orders usne jammers bhi lagwa diye they jisase koi bhi yahaan se bahaar contact nahi kar paaega.. Apart from me kyunki humaare earpiece highly designed they iss bakchodi se bachne k liye so sab set tha.. Yaani in short Jo main bolunga wahi hoga.. Rishi kaa chela tha yahaan kaa owner or Rishi ka kehna taal nahi shakta tha woh toh usne bola tha kuch bhi karlo aapka hai sabkuch yahaan.. Waiters sab Bluetooth se connected they toh ek order par nikal jaaenge wohlog chup chaap.. Doors sab remote controlled they toh bus kaam easy hogaya tha.. Humne apna gear pehana vests helmets sab.. And kitchen k through humlog hidden he auditorium mein enter kar gaye and auditorium k 1st floor ki balcony par chang gaya and main gaya uppar terrace par.. 2 he floor uncha tha auditorium but bada bahot tha.. Kaafi bheed thi niche lawn mein . Mostly bhenchod guards he they uske alawa kuch guests bhi they unke sath females bhi thi.. Inko thokna tha nahi mujhe kyunki first toh inko maarke mujhe koi satisfaction nahi milne waala tha kyunki ye koi inki wife nahi thi sab rakhail thi jo paison k liye inke sath ghum rahi thi toh inko maarunga toh yelog or naya dhund lengi.. Then second and most importantly inko maarunga toh Abeer roega, then media roega and fir AP roega.. Issliye not worth it bhenchod itane bandey hain inke sath, unko maarke he pait full hojaaega.. Issliye main uppar ek Mike leke baitha tha jiske speaker pure venue mein they toh main yahaan bolunga toh pura venue sunega. Issme inko order dene waala tha main ki kya karna hai agar jinda rehna hai toh..

Ab net 8/20 par bahaar kai saari gaadiyaan aake rukki or idhar se Vikrant or baaki almost 90% janta gate ki taraf bhaagi Yaani Sahil aagaya tha bhenchod Sahil naa hua Amitabh Bachchan hogaya kya swagat kar rahe hain.. Ab jab wohlog Sahil ko receive kar rahe they toh piche se waiters and staff ko milla order and wohlog andar jaane lage ahista - 2 ,baaki sab Sahil ki gand chaatne mein busy they ki kissine notice takk naa kiya.. Nice.. Or jaise he Sahil or bheed gate se aage aagayi.. Maine manager ko bolke gate bandh karwadiye.. Saare gates 2 seconds mein close hogaye and tab logon ko samjh mein aane laga ki kuch toh gadbad hai.. Tabhi maine uppar waali saari lights on karwaai jisase wohlog mujhe dekh he naa paaein colourful lights thi toh main kahaan hun unhe dikhne waala tha nahi.. Tab maine music system off kiya and mic uthaaya.. Niche hadbadi mach gayi thi iss bich..

Main-Good Evening ladies and gentlemen..

Meri awaaj pure venue mein gunnjji..

Main-Calm down calm down.. Ab koi faayda nahi hai ye bhaag dod karne kaa ab jo karunga woh main karunga..
Log baag rukk kar sunaney lage mujhe.

Main-So let me introduce myself. Main hun AP.. Ji haan AP the one and only yours truly.. Ye sunke niche logon ki gand fatt gayi specially Sahil or Vikrant ki.. Sahil Vikrant ko khaa jaane waali najaron se ghur raha tha bc..

Main-So obviously tumlog jaantey ho main kon hun and main kyun aaya hun yahaan.. First things first i am here to kill some people.. Obviously jo kaam hai mera.. Kisko maarne aaya hun woh tumlog bhi samjh gaye hoge.. Toh yes koi bhi gate khidki tumlog tod nahi shaktey toh ab main tum sabko 2 he options deta hun.. First surrender or second die.. Tisra koi option hai nahi.. Agar Tumlog apne so called Sahil Pandey k liye apni jaan de shaktey ho toh yes bejhijhak lado mere sath and marrtey jaao i dont give a fuck.. Literally i dont give a fuck.. But obviously tumlog iske liye kissi bhi haal mein nahi marrna caahoge toh ab baat aati hai Surrender kaise karna hai. So agar tumlog laddna nahi caahte toh karo ye ki tumaare pass jo bhi weapons hain toh unhe faink do yaa nahi hain toh better and then mast ghaas mein munh niche karke late jaao or apne hath or pair durr - 2 failaa lo or tabtak failaake rakho jabtak sab kuch khatam nahi hojaata hillna takk nahi 1 inch bhi hillle toh you are dead. And don't worry jo jinda bachega woh koi jail wail nahi jaaega woh seedha ghar jaaega.. Simple.. So main 10 takk count karta hun tabtak jo niche hoga woh theek otherwise baaki sab marenge A to Z i dont give a fuck tum kitane innocent ho marroge jarur.. Or haan bhenchod sab niche matt late jaana kuch toh fight karoge naa.. Warna thodi maja aaega... So 10...9...8....7...

Mere 10 Kehte he log baag niche latene lag gaye they ladies wagairaah sab or 5 takk toh almost 60% bheed niche thi and mostly ab bache they Unke bandey or wohlog khud.. Almost 45-50 bandey honge...

Main-Also i know tumhare jo bandey hain woh andar hain yaa bahaar hain and uske alawa koi backup nahi hai and haryana mein tujhe mujhse bachaane koi nahi aane waala so backup bulaake karega bhi kya but yes bula shakta hai toh bula le because it's good for me, more people to kill you know, but unfortunately jammers lage hain toh koi baat yahaan se bahaar bhej nahi shakta tu.. So Beta Sahil welcome to Haryana..

Ye bolke maine Mike rakha and apni rifles nikaali laser on ki or laga firing karne.. Or wohlog pata nahi kya sochke khaddey they maano main koi green light dunga goli chalaane se pehle ab goli Chali toh wohlog bhaagein cover lene unke pass bhi assault rifles smgs and pistols bhi thi.. Ab mere sath sath Chang ne bhi firing ki Claire already bahaar suru kar chuki thi uski goliyon ki toh awaaj takk nahi aarahi thi silencer ki wajah se.. Ab jaise he maine or Chang ne firing ki unhe bhi pata chala hum hain kahaan obviously dikhe nahi lekin unhe idea toh ho he gaya tha.. Unhone humaari taraf firing Suru ki tabtak humlog almost 15-16 log leta chuke they wahaan.. Ab unhone goli andhadhun chalaai and maine aaram se reload ki gun and terrace k dusare corner par chala gaya maine meri laser ab bandh kardi jisase main dikhun naa niche se.. Laser apna kaam kar chuki thi..

Ab bandey niche chippna chaalu hogaye they kuch bandey stage k piche chipp gaye they wahin Sahil or Vikrant they.. Uske alawa khaane ki tables trees jisko jahaan jagah milli woh wahan chipp gaya tha ab one by one logon ko pick karna tha jo or easy tha.. Humlog front foot par they easily..

Ab maine focus kiya chippe hue logon par wohlog tables k niche chippe they toh jahaan bhi mujhe thodi halchal dikhi main wahin firing kardeta or meri goli table kahaan roukk paati 5 bandey aise dhundhe maine main bus terrace par jagah badal badal goli chala raha tha ye lighting kaa plan Godlike tha one of my best plans ever.. Bhenchod inko pata bhi nahi tha goli chal kahaan se rahi hain.. Wohlog bus andhadhun firing kar rahe they..

Still wohlog ab pohanch se bahaar they toh time tha Plan ki second shift kaa.

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Marvelous awesome fabulous update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-157(Plan Successful) ​

Main-Pakka yahi woh shaks hai??

Recep-Ji sir 1000% daily yahi aata hai sir or order leke jaata hai.. Ache se jaan gaya hun isko main..

Main-Gajab.. Iss time ki bahaar waali footage dikha kisme aaya hai ye...


Usne bahaar ki footage play ki same time ki.. Toh bahaar ek white brezza car mein se uttara woh.


Main-Koi aisa angle hai jisme aatey yaa jaatey hue iski number plate dikh jaaye..


Usne aatey time kaa video chalaaya and uski front number plate par pause kiya.. And maine photo liya uska.. And then uss aadmi ka photo liya..


Main - Gajab.. Thanks for the help..


Ye bolke main bahaar nikala toh woh ladki mere piche piche aai..


Ladki-You better remember me AP and do some research on me..


Main-I don't give a fuck who you are or why you are get back in the kitchen where you belong.. Fuck off..


Ye bolke maine number plate Anjali ko bheja and uss aadmi kaa photo bhi and then usko call kiya..


Main-Ek gaadi kaa photo bheja hai dekh toh kiski hai and ek aadmi kaa photo bhi bheja hai.. Dono ki details dey asap..


Anjali - Got you boss..


Main bahaar aaya gaadi mein baitha and ek chaaye ki tapri par gaadi roukki and bahaar aake ek chaaye or cigarette lelee.. Dono cheej khatam karke paise de he raha tha ki mera phone baja jo Anjali ka tha..


Main-Haan..


Anjali - Boss gaadi Samsher Kumar k naam par hai.. Or maine out of curiosity Shamsher ki details nikaali toh guess what ye wahi aadmi hai jiski photo bheji hai aapne.. Maar peet, Petty theft and Opium possession k kuch charges hain ispe boss.. Mere Staff k according filhaal ye ek middlemen ki tarah kaam karta hai deals wagairaah final karwata hai or commission khaata hai lekin choti moti deals gaanjha afeem smack etcetera ki..


Main-Cool. Address???


Anjali - Address jo isme hai woh toh fake hai boss but mere sources k according ye pura din Tikona Park k piche waali jo basti haina wahaan padda rehta hai..


Main-Arrey waah. What a surprise ek kaale dhande ka kaala aadmi ek kaali basti mein rehta hai ye toh maine guess kar he liya tha.. Bus konsi kaali basti mein ye naa maalum tha. Chal main karta hun call..


Anjali-Hua kya boss?? Kya caahiye isase?? Backup k liye aaun?


Main-Arrey na naa.. In and out job hai main sambhaal lunga waise bhi woh basti walon ko obviously police se shakt nafrat hai tumlog aaoge toh double hard hoga kaam.. Karke bataata hun tujhe..


Anjali-Ok boss.. Call me if you need anything..


Call disconnected..


Bc backup?? Woh bhi mujhe aji lund mera.. Bc sabko main he maarunga.. Or koi nahi maarega


Main gaadi mein baitha and pohancha tikona park.. Ek mask lagaaya and park k andar se ghussa piche waali basti mein.. Ye basti actually thoda lower middle class logon ki basti hai yahaan k logon kaa kaam hai yaa toh mehnat majdoori karna yaa fir kaale dhande karna tisra koi kaam nahi hain.. Saare sehar k chote mote gunde mawali, nasha bechne waale, chor chakaare sabka 50% yahaan rehtey hain.. Ghar wagairaah kache pakke dono hain yahaan.. Main mask lagaake aage aaya toh sabse pehle basti ki choti c market mein entry lee maine or again ek tapri par aaya kyunki ek yahi jagah thi jispe koi bheed naa thi ek ladka baitha tha tapri k andar 20-22 saal kaa maine wahan se ek cigarette leke sulga lee.. Or usko ek 2000 kaa not diya..


Ladka-Kya saab.. 18 rupaye k liye 2000 kaa note? Khulle do na saab..


Main-Rakhle tip..


Ye sun usne mujhe ghurra then note ko check kiya..


Main-Asli haibe.. Tere 5 din ki kamaai bhi.. Ye rakhlena. Ye dekh.. Dhyaan se dekh ye aadmi or ye photo jaanta haina isko??


Ye sun usne ek baar mujhe dekha then photo dekhi and sochne laga itane mein maine ek 2000 kaa note or dediya usko..


Ladka-Pehchaan gaya saab.. Ye bhadwa Shamsher hai..


Main-Sahi jawaab.. Kahaan millega ye??


Ladka-Abhi toh gaya hai saab ye gaadi leke 10 minutes pehle.. Kya pata kab lote pura din chakkar lagaata rehta hai apni gaadi dikhaane ko..


Main-Toh iska yahaan koi thikaana??


Ladka-Thikaana?? Thikaane bolo saab.. 5-6 makaan hain iske yahaan par jo kiraaye par deta hai.. Abhi 8-10 chapri logon ko diya hai kiraaye par.. Log bolte bahaar desh k log hain.. Lekin saab mereko maalum iski aukaat saala nepal se utha laaya hoga Chinese item kaa dukaan kholega... Momos bomos bahot bikta idhar bhai..


Main-Gajab.. Beta gajab.. Kidhar hain makaan!?


Ladka-34..35..36..36..40 Iske hain bhai. 35-36 mein woh bahaar waale rehtey hain baaki khaali hain.. Aap kon ho saab Police??

Main-FBI..

Ladka-Woh kya hota hai??

Main-Chhod kya karega jaanke..

Ladka- Saab jo bhi ho saale ko bahot maarna.. Bada maadarchod insaan hai udhaari takk nahi chukaataa kissi ki bhi, paise maanganey par maarta hai woh alag..

Main-Chinta na kar doobara kabhi udhaar lene laayak rahega nahi..

Ladka - Dhanywaad saab.. Bahot Dhanywaad.


Main usko 4000 Rupaye deke aaya wahaan se makaan ki taraf... Majaa he aagaya bc.. Kya dhunda hai maadarchod ko.. Bawligand mujhse bhalla koi bach paaya hai kya?? Maa chod dunga ab sabki.. I'll kill those bastards..

Ye bolke main house numbers dekhtey dekhtey pohancha 35 par.. Ek single floor kaa ghar tha but kaafi bada tha.. Andar jhaankane ki koi jagah dhundane k liye main ghar k piche aaya toh mujhe ek khidki milli jo bandh jarur thi but Maine jhaanka toh andar ka najaara dikh gaya mujhe saamne ek hall tha chota saa or usme 2 shaks khaddey they and Desi type k equipments se Gym maar rahe they like dumbles wagairaah dono ki shirts off thi or unke gardan k tattoo mujhe saaf najar aarahe they.. Ye laga noball par six... Maadarchod log mujhe bachke jaaenge kahaan?? Bola toh tha dharr Lunga.. Aaj kaa toh din he ban gaya bhenchod.. Waah.. Kaash 10-12 log toh hon bc kyunki jitane jyaada log utana jyaada satisfaction.. I love it..

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Gazzab update hai bhai maza aa gaya