Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-74( I Am King Of This Shit)
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74

Bhenchod.. Orr bhi gawaah they kya maadarchod..

Sanjay - Tumlog jaao baithaake laao Neepu or Jai ko, main yahin rukkata hun kahin game naa khel jaaye yelog koi.. Dum lagaaega ye pura ab..Jaao jaldi..

Ye sunte he woh baaki bache 6 members gaye bahaar..

Sanjay-Ab dekhtey jaao Adhyaks Mahodya ab toh bilkul nahi chhodunga isko..

Main ek side aaya apna phone nikaala or Jatin ko phone kiya, usne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine fir call kiya uske pass.. Tabhi mere piche se mujhe aahat hui orr main piche mudda, toh mere piche Riya khaddi thi uski aankhon mein aansu they..Woh bus mujhe ghurr rahi thi, kuch bolna caah rahi thi woh lekin uska munh he naa khulla..

Main-Don't worry.. She'll be fine koi case nahi hoga uske Uppar ye baat iss station se bahaar bhi naa jaaegi.. Trust me..

Ye sunte he Riya ne rona suru kardiya.

Riya-Please AP.. Please save her.. Pleaser woh ladki buri nahi hai.. Please.. I beg you..

Usne hath jodtey hue kaha..

Main-Areey kya kar rahi ho hath niche karo.. Maine bola naa she'll be fine..

Riya-Tumhe meri kasam AP isko please Bachao.. Please..

Main-I Promise you Riya. Isko kuch nahi hoga..

Tab Raju wahaan aaya..

Raju-Kuch Toh karo AP..

Main-Aap Riya ko sambhaalo..

Maine aage aake fir Jatin ko call kiya usne fir naa uthaaya toh main Chang k pass call karne he waala tha ki mera phone baja jo Jatin ka tha..

Main-Maadarchod kahaan marr gaya tha..

Jatin-. S. Sso raha tha bhai.. Kya hua bhai??sab theek??

Main - Theek he hota toh tere pass raatke 1 baje call karta main bhosdk.. Sun abhi Ajaad nagar Thane se ek gaadi nikali hai jo Puran nagar chownk se 2 ladko ko pick karegi kareeb 10-12 minutes mein total 8 londey hain wohlog, tu bandey ikatha kar tu udhar se aaega toh 5 minute kaa raasta hai tera.. Or wahaan pohanchke unn 8 mein se 2 hain ek ka naam Neepu or ek ka Jai jinhe pick karne woh baaki 6 idhar se jaa rahe hain.. Undono ko itana maar itana maar ki maadarchod apna naam bhi bhull jaaein samjha.. Jinda rehne caahiye bus.. Samjha naa?? Or baaki koi bichmein aaye toh unka bhi same haal karna..

Jatin - A Jagu uth maadarchod.. A Ranbir.. Uth..usko utha.. Bhaanu gaadi nikaal maadarchod.. A bhadwe uth naa. Uth bhosdk..

Udhar Jatin apne bando k uppar chilaaya gaadi nikaalne k liye..

Jatin-Nikal raha hun bhai..

Main-Masks matt bhulna..

Jatin - Ji bhai.. Dikkat kya hai bhai..

Main-Mere khilaaf gawaahi dene waale hain wohlog..

Jatin-Aapke khilaaf gawaahi?? Fir maadarchod log ko jinda kya chhodna bhai theek hone k baad fir denge gawaahi toh, thok deta hun bhen k lawdo ko accident lagega ekdum..

Main-Nahi marrne nahi caahiye..

Jatin - Toh uthwa leta hun maadarchodo ko gaadi samett he..Jharkhand side rakhenge maadarchodon ko..

Main-Nahi be.. Tu bola utana kar or jab badhiya maar padd jaae tab unmein se bolna kissi ko ki phone kare Sanjay k pass...

Jatin-Nikal gaya idhar se bhai..Tension nahi lena bhai, saala aapke khilaat bolna toh durr maadarchod dekhenge bhi nahi aapki taraf..Bhaga bhaga gaadi bhaga naa maadarchod.

Main-Jaldi pohanch..

Call disconnected..

Main Phone cut karke waapis bich mein aaya or ek paani ka glass Vaani ko diya or uske bagal mein chair par baitha..

Main-Koi dikkat hai he nahi.. Samjhi?? Main sab sambhaal lunga.. Infact Sambhaal liya hai..

Sanjay-Jutha dilaasha matt do bechari ko kamsekam..Jail jaaegi tu, fir wahaan baithke sochna kya galati ki.. Aish bahot le lee tune..

Main-Iski matt sun ye toh tere pairon mein girrke maafi maangega abhi..

Sanjay - Or ye maafi maangegi toh bhi naa bakshunga abtoh..

Shruti - You are a sick sick human being.. Apni politics k liye iss ladki ki balli doge tum..

Sanjay-Balli ki toh isase pucho Bada president bane fir raha hai ye khud kehta hai interviews mein ki saikdon jaan bachaane k liye ek ki jaan leni hai toh ye lega..Or main toh jaan le bhi nahi raha hun..

Shruti - Tumhaari dushmani AP k sath hai toh isko kuch bhi karo iss bechaari ko kyun ghaseet rahe ho..

Main - Mujhe kuch karne ki aukaat toh madam iske Baap k baap mein bhi nahi hai..

Sanjay-Ab pata chal jaaega kuch minutes mein, madam aap FIR register le aao tabtak ..

Main-Le aa Anjali FIR register le aa..

Anjali ne SI ko ishaara kiya toh woh register uthaa laaya..

Vaani-Bhai.. Plelelease..

Main-Do you trust me??

Vaani-Ye. Eee. Eyee..

Main-Hain?? Suna nahi..

Vaani -. Ueyesss..

Main-Bus toh fir don't worry.. Kissi bhi cheej ki chinta matt kar..

Kuch minutes main usko dilaasha deta raha. Jatin mera khaas tha or maine usko bola hai toh kaam hoga he hoga.. Jaisa bola hai waise he hoga..

Sanjay - Iski family ko inform kiya aapne yaa nahi SP madam..

Anjali-Jarurat nahi padegi uski..

Sanjay -Dekhtey hain.. Jail jaaegi tab bhi toh pata chalega he pure haryana ko pata chalega tab toh...

Main - Bhenchod mere hotey hue tujh jaise humein jail le jaaein aisa din dekhne se pehle khudko goli maarlunga main samjha..

Sanjay - Dekhtey..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle uska phone baja jo uthaaya usne..

Sanjay-Kahaan reh gaye be??? Hello.. Hello.. Ek second rukko.. Awaaj nahi aarahi..

Ye bolke woh gate ki taraf chala gaya.. Main samjh gaya tha ki kaam hogaya hai.. Or wahi hua Sanjay 1 minute k andar he bhaagta hua andar aaya or seedha mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Ye dekh Thane mein shaanti chaa gayi..

Sanjay-Bg.. Bhai...babababhai..bhai.. Marr.. Marrr. R. Marr jaaega mera bhai.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai.. Bhai rukkwaa do bhai. Bhai.. Pair padta hun aapke bhai, mujhe maardo bhai usko baksh do bhai.. Bhhaai... Boldo baa bhai..

Usne speaker par phone mere saamne kiya or saamne se londey ki karhaane ki awaaj aarahi thi..

"Kya re maadarchod tu haina Neepu?? Jai konsa hai??

Saamne se Jatin ki awaaj aai..

" Ye khopdi futti paddi ye Jai hai bhai "

Jatin - Teri maa ki chutt dalle,.. Utha naa maadarchod ko utha.." Maar.. Sir mein maar bhenchod k.. Utha uthaa.. Niche faink k maar..

" Hey Maadarjaat aage aaega naa toh tera bhi yahi haal hoga samjha.. "Abhi toh ye 2 he pitt rahe hain"

Jatin - Kon aaya tha aage?? Pakkad isko.. Idhar laa.. Samjha kya raha hai Maar naa maadarchod isko bhi.. Iski taang tod, Rod dey mujhe.. Laa..

Udhar se lagaatar karhaane ki awaajein aarahi thi..

Shruti - AP what the fuck.. Stop it please.. This is wrong..

Main -Arrey Shruti ji maine kya kiya, tum khud roukk lo.. Lelo phone.. Main kya karun..

Sanjay-Bhai.. Bhai... Rukk jaao please matt maaro.. Bhai please rukkwado.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai..

Main-Mujhe kya bol raha haibe main toh khud yahaan baitha hun main kya jaanun kya horaha hai.. Durr hoja merese mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Yele Register tu FIR likhwa na..

Maine register diya usko toh woh samjh gaya..

Sanjay - Koi case nahi.. Maine Kuch nahi dekha bhai.. Mera bhai toh sehar mein tha bhi nahi.. Bhai kabhi aaega he nahi woh iss sehar mein..

Main-Ye ladki ko jaanta hai Vaani ko?

Sanjay-. Mjaanna.. Naa.. Main nahi jaanta kissi ko bhi bhai.. Bhai.. Rukkwa do naa...

Main - FIR nahi matlab??

Sanjay-Naa.. Naa.. Naa.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Koi FIR nahi caahiye bhai.. Please..

Main-Dekhle abtoh register bhi aagaya hai..

Sanjay-Nnanana.. Nahi bhai maine toh kuch dekha he nahi.. Main nahi jaanta isko.. Kaisi FIR..?

Continued.

You are the God bhai, you are the God
Back to back do update diye he aap ne or do no ke do no God level update tha bhai
Padna jo suru kiya aaspass ki duniya se kat gaya mujhe pata nehi ke aaspass kiya ho rahahe, ek sash me pura pad dala, mere to abhi bhi rongte khade he bhai.
What a writer you are bhai hats off to you bhai hats off
Keep writing bhai
Waiting for next

 

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Update-74( I Am King Of This Shit)
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74

Bhenchod.. Orr bhi gawaah they kya maadarchod..

Sanjay - Tumlog jaao baithaake laao Neepu or Jai ko, main yahin rukkata hun kahin game naa khel jaaye yelog koi.. Dum lagaaega ye pura ab..Jaao jaldi..

Ye sunte he woh baaki bache 6 members gaye bahaar..

Sanjay-Ab dekhtey jaao Adhyaks Mahodya ab toh bilkul nahi chhodunga isko..

Main ek side aaya apna phone nikaala or Jatin ko phone kiya, usne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine fir call kiya uske pass.. Tabhi mere piche se mujhe aahat hui orr main piche mudda, toh mere piche Riya khaddi thi uski aankhon mein aansu they..Woh bus mujhe ghurr rahi thi, kuch bolna caah rahi thi woh lekin uska munh he naa khulla..

Main-Don't worry.. She'll be fine koi case nahi hoga uske Uppar ye baat iss station se bahaar bhi naa jaaegi.. Trust me..

Ye sunte he Riya ne rona suru kardiya.

Riya-Please AP.. Please save her.. Pleaser woh ladki buri nahi hai.. Please.. I beg you..

Usne hath jodtey hue kaha..

Main-Areey kya kar rahi ho hath niche karo.. Maine bola naa she'll be fine..

Riya-Tumhe meri kasam AP isko please Bachao.. Please..

Main-I Promise you Riya. Isko kuch nahi hoga..

Tab Raju wahaan aaya..

Raju-Kuch Toh karo AP..

Main-Aap Riya ko sambhaalo..

Maine aage aake fir Jatin ko call kiya usne fir naa uthaaya toh main Chang k pass call karne he waala tha ki mera phone baja jo Jatin ka tha..

Main-Maadarchod kahaan marr gaya tha..

Jatin-. S. Sso raha tha bhai.. Kya hua bhai??sab theek??

Main - Theek he hota toh tere pass raatke 1 baje call karta main bhosdk.. Sun abhi Ajaad nagar Thane se ek gaadi nikali hai jo Puran nagar chownk se 2 ladko ko pick karegi kareeb 10-12 minutes mein total 8 londey hain wohlog, tu bandey ikatha kar tu udhar se aaega toh 5 minute kaa raasta hai tera.. Or wahaan pohanchke unn 8 mein se 2 hain ek ka naam Neepu or ek ka Jai jinhe pick karne woh baaki 6 idhar se jaa rahe hain.. Undono ko itana maar itana maar ki maadarchod apna naam bhi bhull jaaein samjha.. Jinda rehne caahiye bus.. Samjha naa?? Or baaki koi bichmein aaye toh unka bhi same haal karna..

Jatin - A Jagu uth maadarchod.. A Ranbir.. Uth..usko utha.. Bhaanu gaadi nikaal maadarchod.. A bhadwe uth naa. Uth bhosdk..

Udhar Jatin apne bando k uppar chilaaya gaadi nikaalne k liye..

Jatin-Nikal raha hun bhai..

Main-Masks matt bhulna..

Jatin - Ji bhai.. Dikkat kya hai bhai..

Main-Mere khilaaf gawaahi dene waale hain wohlog..

Jatin-Aapke khilaaf gawaahi?? Fir maadarchod log ko jinda kya chhodna bhai theek hone k baad fir denge gawaahi toh, thok deta hun bhen k lawdo ko accident lagega ekdum..

Main-Nahi marrne nahi caahiye..

Jatin - Toh uthwa leta hun maadarchodo ko gaadi samett he..Jharkhand side rakhenge maadarchodon ko..

Main-Nahi be.. Tu bola utana kar or jab badhiya maar padd jaae tab unmein se bolna kissi ko ki phone kare Sanjay k pass...

Jatin-Nikal gaya idhar se bhai..Tension nahi lena bhai, saala aapke khilaat bolna toh durr maadarchod dekhenge bhi nahi aapki taraf..Bhaga bhaga gaadi bhaga naa maadarchod.

Main-Jaldi pohanch..

Call disconnected..

Main Phone cut karke waapis bich mein aaya or ek paani ka glass Vaani ko diya or uske bagal mein chair par baitha..

Main-Koi dikkat hai he nahi.. Samjhi?? Main sab sambhaal lunga.. Infact Sambhaal liya hai..

Sanjay-Jutha dilaasha matt do bechari ko kamsekam..Jail jaaegi tu, fir wahaan baithke sochna kya galati ki.. Aish bahot le lee tune..

Main-Iski matt sun ye toh tere pairon mein girrke maafi maangega abhi..

Sanjay - Or ye maafi maangegi toh bhi naa bakshunga abtoh..

Shruti - You are a sick sick human being.. Apni politics k liye iss ladki ki balli doge tum..

Sanjay-Balli ki toh isase pucho Bada president bane fir raha hai ye khud kehta hai interviews mein ki saikdon jaan bachaane k liye ek ki jaan leni hai toh ye lega..Or main toh jaan le bhi nahi raha hun..

Shruti - Tumhaari dushmani AP k sath hai toh isko kuch bhi karo iss bechaari ko kyun ghaseet rahe ho..

Main - Mujhe kuch karne ki aukaat toh madam iske Baap k baap mein bhi nahi hai..

Sanjay-Ab pata chal jaaega kuch minutes mein, madam aap FIR register le aao tabtak ..

Main-Le aa Anjali FIR register le aa..

Anjali ne SI ko ishaara kiya toh woh register uthaa laaya..

Vaani-Bhai.. Plelelease..

Main-Do you trust me??

Vaani-Ye. Eee. Eyee..

Main-Hain?? Suna nahi..

Vaani -. Ueyesss..

Main-Bus toh fir don't worry.. Kissi bhi cheej ki chinta matt kar..

Kuch minutes main usko dilaasha deta raha. Jatin mera khaas tha or maine usko bola hai toh kaam hoga he hoga.. Jaisa bola hai waise he hoga..

Sanjay - Iski family ko inform kiya aapne yaa nahi SP madam..

Anjali-Jarurat nahi padegi uski..

Sanjay -Dekhtey hain.. Jail jaaegi tab bhi toh pata chalega he pure haryana ko pata chalega tab toh...

Main - Bhenchod mere hotey hue tujh jaise humein jail le jaaein aisa din dekhne se pehle khudko goli maarlunga main samjha..

Sanjay - Dekhtey..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle uska phone baja jo uthaaya usne..

Sanjay-Kahaan reh gaye be??? Hello.. Hello.. Ek second rukko.. Awaaj nahi aarahi..

Ye bolke woh gate ki taraf chala gaya.. Main samjh gaya tha ki kaam hogaya hai.. Or wahi hua Sanjay 1 minute k andar he bhaagta hua andar aaya or seedha mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Ye dekh Thane mein shaanti chaa gayi..

Sanjay-Bg.. Bhai...babababhai..bhai.. Marr.. Marrr. R. Marr jaaega mera bhai.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai.. Bhai rukkwaa do bhai. Bhai.. Pair padta hun aapke bhai, mujhe maardo bhai usko baksh do bhai.. Bhhaai... Boldo baa bhai..

Usne speaker par phone mere saamne kiya or saamne se londey ki karhaane ki awaaj aarahi thi..

"Kya re maadarchod tu haina Neepu?? Jai konsa hai??

Saamne se Jatin ki awaaj aai..

" Ye khopdi futti paddi ye Jai hai bhai "

Jatin - Teri maa ki chutt dalle,.. Utha naa maadarchod ko utha.." Maar.. Sir mein maar bhenchod k.. Utha uthaa.. Niche faink k maar..

" Hey Maadarjaat aage aaega naa toh tera bhi yahi haal hoga samjha.. "Abhi toh ye 2 he pitt rahe hain"

Jatin - Kon aaya tha aage?? Pakkad isko.. Idhar laa.. Samjha kya raha hai Maar naa maadarchod isko bhi.. Iski taang tod, Rod dey mujhe.. Laa..

Udhar se lagaatar karhaane ki awaajein aarahi thi..

Shruti - AP what the fuck.. Stop it please.. This is wrong..

Main -Arrey Shruti ji maine kya kiya, tum khud roukk lo.. Lelo phone.. Main kya karun..

Sanjay-Bhai.. Bhai... Rukk jaao please matt maaro.. Bhai please rukkwado.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai..

Main-Mujhe kya bol raha haibe main toh khud yahaan baitha hun main kya jaanun kya horaha hai.. Durr hoja merese mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Yele Register tu FIR likhwa na..

Maine register diya usko toh woh samjh gaya..

Sanjay - Koi case nahi.. Maine Kuch nahi dekha bhai.. Mera bhai toh sehar mein tha bhi nahi.. Bhai kabhi aaega he nahi woh iss sehar mein..

Main-Ye ladki ko jaanta hai Vaani ko?

Sanjay-. Mjaanna.. Naa.. Main nahi jaanta kissi ko bhi bhai.. Bhai.. Rukkwa do naa...

Main - FIR nahi matlab??

Sanjay-Naa.. Naa.. Naa.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Koi FIR nahi caahiye bhai.. Please..

Main-Dekhle abtoh register bhi aagaya hai..

Sanjay-Nnanana.. Nahi bhai maine toh kuch dekha he nahi.. Main nahi jaanta isko.. Kaisi FIR..?

Continued.

Mast update tha Bhai

 

[Sushilnkt]

सुपर,
बहुत ही उम्दा

 

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DHAMAKEDAR Update

What a Update katai zaher ye to bss AP ke power ka chota sa namuna hai,,
Ek baat or ye riya ka dialogue bahot Update baad aaya I think bahenchod mujhe yaad bhi nahi riya ne last time ap se kab bola tha kisi ko pata ho batana comment krke

Bhai me v bhul gaya

 

[Singh r.k.]

Bhai me v bhul gaya

Nice update

 

[CFL7897]

Vah bhai Gajab Ka update maja a Gaya...
Bhenchod power ka maja hi Kuchh alag hi hai Sanjay ki to Gadi faad Di..

 

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Nice update

RK mene update nehi diya he wo AP bhai ne diya he
Mene to reply post kiya he or aap ne jispe nice update lika he wo comment mene Rocket bhai ko kiya he for a fun
So thanks for your nice update or agar aap apna gender bata do to aap ko bhai yea behen banalu
Love you RK bhai yea behen jo bhi ho

 

[RAAZ]

Update-74( I Am King Of This Shit)
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74

Bhenchod.. Orr bhi gawaah they kya maadarchod..

Sanjay - Tumlog jaao baithaake laao Neepu or Jai ko, main yahin rukkata hun kahin game naa khel jaaye yelog koi.. Dum lagaaega ye pura ab..Jaao jaldi..

Ye sunte he woh baaki bache 6 members gaye bahaar..

Sanjay-Ab dekhtey jaao Adhyaks Mahodya ab toh bilkul nahi chhodunga isko..

Main ek side aaya apna phone nikaala or Jatin ko phone kiya, usne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine fir call kiya uske pass.. Tabhi mere piche se mujhe aahat hui orr main piche mudda, toh mere piche Riya khaddi thi uski aankhon mein aansu they..Woh bus mujhe ghurr rahi thi, kuch bolna caah rahi thi woh lekin uska munh he naa khulla..

Main-Don't worry.. She'll be fine koi case nahi hoga uske Uppar ye baat iss station se bahaar bhi naa jaaegi.. Trust me..

Ye sunte he Riya ne rona suru kardiya.

Riya-Please AP.. Please save her.. Pleaser woh ladki buri nahi hai.. Please.. I beg you..

Usne hath jodtey hue kaha..

Main-Areey kya kar rahi ho hath niche karo.. Maine bola naa she'll be fine..

Riya-Tumhe meri kasam AP isko please Bachao.. Please..

Main-I Promise you Riya. Isko kuch nahi hoga..

Tab Raju wahaan aaya..

Raju-Kuch Toh karo AP..

Main-Aap Riya ko sambhaalo..

Maine aage aake fir Jatin ko call kiya usne fir naa uthaaya toh main Chang k pass call karne he waala tha ki mera phone baja jo Jatin ka tha..

Main-Maadarchod kahaan marr gaya tha..

Jatin-. S. Sso raha tha bhai.. Kya hua bhai??sab theek??

Main - Theek he hota toh tere pass raatke 1 baje call karta main bhosdk.. Sun abhi Ajaad nagar Thane se ek gaadi nikali hai jo Puran nagar chownk se 2 ladko ko pick karegi kareeb 10-12 minutes mein total 8 londey hain wohlog, tu bandey ikatha kar tu udhar se aaega toh 5 minute kaa raasta hai tera.. Or wahaan pohanchke unn 8 mein se 2 hain ek ka naam Neepu or ek ka Jai jinhe pick karne woh baaki 6 idhar se jaa rahe hain.. Undono ko itana maar itana maar ki maadarchod apna naam bhi bhull jaaein samjha.. Jinda rehne caahiye bus.. Samjha naa?? Or baaki koi bichmein aaye toh unka bhi same haal karna..

Jatin - A Jagu uth maadarchod.. A Ranbir.. Uth..usko utha.. Bhaanu gaadi nikaal maadarchod.. A bhadwe uth naa. Uth bhosdk..

Udhar Jatin apne bando k uppar chilaaya gaadi nikaalne k liye..

Jatin-Nikal raha hun bhai..

Main-Masks matt bhulna..

Jatin - Ji bhai.. Dikkat kya hai bhai..

Main-Mere khilaaf gawaahi dene waale hain wohlog..

Jatin-Aapke khilaaf gawaahi?? Fir maadarchod log ko jinda kya chhodna bhai theek hone k baad fir denge gawaahi toh, thok deta hun bhen k lawdo ko accident lagega ekdum..

Main-Nahi marrne nahi caahiye..

Jatin - Toh uthwa leta hun maadarchodo ko gaadi samett he..Jharkhand side rakhenge maadarchodon ko..

Main-Nahi be.. Tu bola utana kar or jab badhiya maar padd jaae tab unmein se bolna kissi ko ki phone kare Sanjay k pass...

Jatin-Nikal gaya idhar se bhai..Tension nahi lena bhai, saala aapke khilaat bolna toh durr maadarchod dekhenge bhi nahi aapki taraf..Bhaga bhaga gaadi bhaga naa maadarchod.

Main-Jaldi pohanch..

Call disconnected..

Main Phone cut karke waapis bich mein aaya or ek paani ka glass Vaani ko diya or uske bagal mein chair par baitha..

Main-Koi dikkat hai he nahi.. Samjhi?? Main sab sambhaal lunga.. Infact Sambhaal liya hai..

Sanjay-Jutha dilaasha matt do bechari ko kamsekam..Jail jaaegi tu, fir wahaan baithke sochna kya galati ki.. Aish bahot le lee tune..

Main-Iski matt sun ye toh tere pairon mein girrke maafi maangega abhi..

Sanjay - Or ye maafi maangegi toh bhi naa bakshunga abtoh..

Shruti - You are a sick sick human being.. Apni politics k liye iss ladki ki balli doge tum..

Sanjay-Balli ki toh isase pucho Bada president bane fir raha hai ye khud kehta hai interviews mein ki saikdon jaan bachaane k liye ek ki jaan leni hai toh ye lega..Or main toh jaan le bhi nahi raha hun..

Shruti - Tumhaari dushmani AP k sath hai toh isko kuch bhi karo iss bechaari ko kyun ghaseet rahe ho..

Main - Mujhe kuch karne ki aukaat toh madam iske Baap k baap mein bhi nahi hai..

Sanjay-Ab pata chal jaaega kuch minutes mein, madam aap FIR register le aao tabtak ..

Main-Le aa Anjali FIR register le aa..

Anjali ne SI ko ishaara kiya toh woh register uthaa laaya..

Vaani-Bhai.. Plelelease..

Main-Do you trust me??

Vaani-Ye. Eee. Eyee..

Main-Hain?? Suna nahi..

Vaani -. Ueyesss..

Main-Bus toh fir don't worry.. Kissi bhi cheej ki chinta matt kar..

Kuch minutes main usko dilaasha deta raha. Jatin mera khaas tha or maine usko bola hai toh kaam hoga he hoga.. Jaisa bola hai waise he hoga..

Sanjay - Iski family ko inform kiya aapne yaa nahi SP madam..

Anjali-Jarurat nahi padegi uski..

Sanjay -Dekhtey hain.. Jail jaaegi tab bhi toh pata chalega he pure haryana ko pata chalega tab toh...

Main - Bhenchod mere hotey hue tujh jaise humein jail le jaaein aisa din dekhne se pehle khudko goli maarlunga main samjha..

Sanjay - Dekhtey..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle uska phone baja jo uthaaya usne..

Sanjay-Kahaan reh gaye be??? Hello.. Hello.. Ek second rukko.. Awaaj nahi aarahi..

Ye bolke woh gate ki taraf chala gaya.. Main samjh gaya tha ki kaam hogaya hai.. Or wahi hua Sanjay 1 minute k andar he bhaagta hua andar aaya or seedha mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Ye dekh Thane mein shaanti chaa gayi..

Sanjay-Bg.. Bhai...babababhai..bhai.. Marr.. Marrr. R. Marr jaaega mera bhai.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai.. Bhai rukkwaa do bhai. Bhai.. Pair padta hun aapke bhai, mujhe maardo bhai usko baksh do bhai.. Bhhaai... Boldo baa bhai..

Usne speaker par phone mere saamne kiya or saamne se londey ki karhaane ki awaaj aarahi thi..

"Kya re maadarchod tu haina Neepu?? Jai konsa hai??

Saamne se Jatin ki awaaj aai..

" Ye khopdi futti paddi ye Jai hai bhai "

Jatin - Teri maa ki chutt dalle,.. Utha naa maadarchod ko utha.." Maar.. Sir mein maar bhenchod k.. Utha uthaa.. Niche faink k maar..

" Hey Maadarjaat aage aaega naa toh tera bhi yahi haal hoga samjha.. "Abhi toh ye 2 he pitt rahe hain"

Jatin - Kon aaya tha aage?? Pakkad isko.. Idhar laa.. Samjha kya raha hai Maar naa maadarchod isko bhi.. Iski taang tod, Rod dey mujhe.. Laa..

Udhar se lagaatar karhaane ki awaajein aarahi thi..

Shruti - AP what the fuck.. Stop it please.. This is wrong..

Main -Arrey Shruti ji maine kya kiya, tum khud roukk lo.. Lelo phone.. Main kya karun..

Sanjay-Bhai.. Bhai... Rukk jaao please matt maaro.. Bhai please rukkwado.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai..

Main-Mujhe kya bol raha haibe main toh khud yahaan baitha hun main kya jaanun kya horaha hai.. Durr hoja merese mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Yele Register tu FIR likhwa na..

Maine register diya usko toh woh samjh gaya..

Sanjay - Koi case nahi.. Maine Kuch nahi dekha bhai.. Mera bhai toh sehar mein tha bhi nahi.. Bhai kabhi aaega he nahi woh iss sehar mein..

Main-Ye ladki ko jaanta hai Vaani ko?

Sanjay-. Mjaanna.. Naa.. Main nahi jaanta kissi ko bhi bhai.. Bhai.. Rukkwa do naa...

Main - FIR nahi matlab??

Sanjay-Naa.. Naa.. Naa.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Koi FIR nahi caahiye bhai.. Please..

Main-Dekhle abtoh register bhi aagaya hai..

Sanjay-Nnanana.. Nahi bhai maine toh kuch dekha he nahi.. Main nahi jaanta isko.. Kaisi FIR..?

Continued.

Kutta gadi ke neeche bhaag kar sochta hai ki Puri gadi woh chala Raha hai jabki woh uski chatar chaya me hota hai.
Dhasu update bhai maza aa gaya but ab iska anjam kiya hoga yah dekhna hoga.

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update-74( I Am King Of This Shit)
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74

Bhenchod.. Orr bhi gawaah they kya maadarchod..

Sanjay - Tumlog jaao baithaake laao Neepu or Jai ko, main yahin rukkata hun kahin game naa khel jaaye yelog koi.. Dum lagaaega ye pura ab..Jaao jaldi..

Ye sunte he woh baaki bache 6 members gaye bahaar..

Sanjay-Ab dekhtey jaao Adhyaks Mahodya ab toh bilkul nahi chhodunga isko..

Main ek side aaya apna phone nikaala or Jatin ko phone kiya, usne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine fir call kiya uske pass.. Tabhi mere piche se mujhe aahat hui orr main piche mudda, toh mere piche Riya khaddi thi uski aankhon mein aansu they..Woh bus mujhe ghurr rahi thi, kuch bolna caah rahi thi woh lekin uska munh he naa khulla..

Main-Don't worry.. She'll be fine koi case nahi hoga uske Uppar ye baat iss station se bahaar bhi naa jaaegi.. Trust me..

Ye sunte he Riya ne rona suru kardiya.

Riya-Please AP.. Please save her.. Pleaser woh ladki buri nahi hai.. Please.. I beg you..

Usne hath jodtey hue kaha..

Main-Areey kya kar rahi ho hath niche karo.. Maine bola naa she'll be fine..

Riya-Tumhe meri kasam AP isko please Bachao.. Please..

Main-I Promise you Riya. Isko kuch nahi hoga..

Tab Raju wahaan aaya..

Raju-Kuch Toh karo AP..

Main-Aap Riya ko sambhaalo..

Maine aage aake fir Jatin ko call kiya usne fir naa uthaaya toh main Chang k pass call karne he waala tha ki mera phone baja jo Jatin ka tha..

Main-Maadarchod kahaan marr gaya tha..

Jatin-. S. Sso raha tha bhai.. Kya hua bhai??sab theek??

Main - Theek he hota toh tere pass raatke 1 baje call karta main bhosdk.. Sun abhi Ajaad nagar Thane se ek gaadi nikali hai jo Puran nagar chownk se 2 ladko ko pick karegi kareeb 10-12 minutes mein total 8 londey hain wohlog, tu bandey ikatha kar tu udhar se aaega toh 5 minute kaa raasta hai tera.. Or wahaan pohanchke unn 8 mein se 2 hain ek ka naam Neepu or ek ka Jai jinhe pick karne woh baaki 6 idhar se jaa rahe hain.. Undono ko itana maar itana maar ki maadarchod apna naam bhi bhull jaaein samjha.. Jinda rehne caahiye bus.. Samjha naa?? Or baaki koi bichmein aaye toh unka bhi same haal karna..

Jatin - A Jagu uth maadarchod.. A Ranbir.. Uth..usko utha.. Bhaanu gaadi nikaal maadarchod.. A bhadwe uth naa. Uth bhosdk..

Udhar Jatin apne bando k uppar chilaaya gaadi nikaalne k liye..

Jatin-Nikal raha hun bhai..

Main-Masks matt bhulna..

Jatin - Ji bhai.. Dikkat kya hai bhai..

Main-Mere khilaaf gawaahi dene waale hain wohlog..

Jatin-Aapke khilaaf gawaahi?? Fir maadarchod log ko jinda kya chhodna bhai theek hone k baad fir denge gawaahi toh, thok deta hun bhen k lawdo ko accident lagega ekdum..

Main-Nahi marrne nahi caahiye..

Jatin - Toh uthwa leta hun maadarchodo ko gaadi samett he..Jharkhand side rakhenge maadarchodon ko..

Main-Nahi be.. Tu bola utana kar or jab badhiya maar padd jaae tab unmein se bolna kissi ko ki phone kare Sanjay k pass...

Jatin-Nikal gaya idhar se bhai..Tension nahi lena bhai, saala aapke khilaat bolna toh durr maadarchod dekhenge bhi nahi aapki taraf..Bhaga bhaga gaadi bhaga naa maadarchod.

Main-Jaldi pohanch..

Call disconnected..

Main Phone cut karke waapis bich mein aaya or ek paani ka glass Vaani ko diya or uske bagal mein chair par baitha..

Main-Koi dikkat hai he nahi.. Samjhi?? Main sab sambhaal lunga.. Infact Sambhaal liya hai..

Sanjay-Jutha dilaasha matt do bechari ko kamsekam..Jail jaaegi tu, fir wahaan baithke sochna kya galati ki.. Aish bahot le lee tune..

Main-Iski matt sun ye toh tere pairon mein girrke maafi maangega abhi..

Sanjay - Or ye maafi maangegi toh bhi naa bakshunga abtoh..

Shruti - You are a sick sick human being.. Apni politics k liye iss ladki ki balli doge tum..

Sanjay-Balli ki toh isase pucho Bada president bane fir raha hai ye khud kehta hai interviews mein ki saikdon jaan bachaane k liye ek ki jaan leni hai toh ye lega..Or main toh jaan le bhi nahi raha hun..

Shruti - Tumhaari dushmani AP k sath hai toh isko kuch bhi karo iss bechaari ko kyun ghaseet rahe ho..

Main - Mujhe kuch karne ki aukaat toh madam iske Baap k baap mein bhi nahi hai..

Sanjay-Ab pata chal jaaega kuch minutes mein, madam aap FIR register le aao tabtak ..

Main-Le aa Anjali FIR register le aa..

Anjali ne SI ko ishaara kiya toh woh register uthaa laaya..

Vaani-Bhai.. Plelelease..

Main-Do you trust me??

Vaani-Ye. Eee. Eyee..

Main-Hain?? Suna nahi..

Vaani -. Ueyesss..

Main-Bus toh fir don't worry.. Kissi bhi cheej ki chinta matt kar..

Kuch minutes main usko dilaasha deta raha. Jatin mera khaas tha or maine usko bola hai toh kaam hoga he hoga.. Jaisa bola hai waise he hoga..

Sanjay - Iski family ko inform kiya aapne yaa nahi SP madam..

Anjali-Jarurat nahi padegi uski..

Sanjay -Dekhtey hain.. Jail jaaegi tab bhi toh pata chalega he pure haryana ko pata chalega tab toh...

Main - Bhenchod mere hotey hue tujh jaise humein jail le jaaein aisa din dekhne se pehle khudko goli maarlunga main samjha..

Sanjay - Dekhtey..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle uska phone baja jo uthaaya usne..

Sanjay-Kahaan reh gaye be??? Hello.. Hello.. Ek second rukko.. Awaaj nahi aarahi..

Ye bolke woh gate ki taraf chala gaya.. Main samjh gaya tha ki kaam hogaya hai.. Or wahi hua Sanjay 1 minute k andar he bhaagta hua andar aaya or seedha mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Ye dekh Thane mein shaanti chaa gayi..

Sanjay-Bg.. Bhai...babababhai..bhai.. Marr.. Marrr. R. Marr jaaega mera bhai.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai.. Bhai rukkwaa do bhai. Bhai.. Pair padta hun aapke bhai, mujhe maardo bhai usko baksh do bhai.. Bhhaai... Boldo baa bhai..

Usne speaker par phone mere saamne kiya or saamne se londey ki karhaane ki awaaj aarahi thi..

"Kya re maadarchod tu haina Neepu?? Jai konsa hai??

Saamne se Jatin ki awaaj aai..

" Ye khopdi futti paddi ye Jai hai bhai "

Jatin - Teri maa ki chutt dalle,.. Utha naa maadarchod ko utha.." Maar.. Sir mein maar bhenchod k.. Utha uthaa.. Niche faink k maar..

" Hey Maadarjaat aage aaega naa toh tera bhi yahi haal hoga samjha.. "Abhi toh ye 2 he pitt rahe hain"

Jatin - Kon aaya tha aage?? Pakkad isko.. Idhar laa.. Samjha kya raha hai Maar naa maadarchod isko bhi.. Iski taang tod, Rod dey mujhe.. Laa..

Udhar se lagaatar karhaane ki awaajein aarahi thi..

Shruti - AP what the fuck.. Stop it please.. This is wrong..

Main -Arrey Shruti ji maine kya kiya, tum khud roukk lo.. Lelo phone.. Main kya karun..

Sanjay-Bhai.. Bhai... Rukk jaao please matt maaro.. Bhai please rukkwado.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai..

Main-Mujhe kya bol raha haibe main toh khud yahaan baitha hun main kya jaanun kya horaha hai.. Durr hoja merese mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Yele Register tu FIR likhwa na..

Maine register diya usko toh woh samjh gaya..

Sanjay - Koi case nahi.. Maine Kuch nahi dekha bhai.. Mera bhai toh sehar mein tha bhi nahi.. Bhai kabhi aaega he nahi woh iss sehar mein..

Main-Ye ladki ko jaanta hai Vaani ko?

Sanjay-. Mjaanna.. Naa.. Main nahi jaanta kissi ko bhi bhai.. Bhai.. Rukkwa do naa...

Main - FIR nahi matlab??

Sanjay-Naa.. Naa.. Naa.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Koi FIR nahi caahiye bhai.. Please..

Main-Dekhle abtoh register bhi aagaya hai..

Sanjay-Nnanana.. Nahi bhai maine toh kuch dekha he nahi.. Main nahi jaanta isko.. Kaisi FIR..?

Continued.

Bahut jabardast update bhai chahe thodi dark side ho aise AP ki but kayi jagah aur kayi baar aise hi kaam karna padta hai wo toh shukar manao AP kisi ko batata nahi hai ki wo hi MOD hai warna Kya SD aur kya hi Shruti AP se panga lete

 

[.agrawal]

Update-74( I Am King Of This Shit)
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74

Bhenchod.. Orr bhi gawaah they kya maadarchod..

Sanjay - Tumlog jaao baithaake laao Neepu or Jai ko, main yahin rukkata hun kahin game naa khel jaaye yelog koi.. Dum lagaaega ye pura ab..Jaao jaldi..

Ye sunte he woh baaki bache 6 members gaye bahaar..

Sanjay-Ab dekhtey jaao Adhyaks Mahodya ab toh bilkul nahi chhodunga isko..

Main ek side aaya apna phone nikaala or Jatin ko phone kiya, usne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine fir call kiya uske pass.. Tabhi mere piche se mujhe aahat hui orr main piche mudda, toh mere piche Riya khaddi thi uski aankhon mein aansu they..Woh bus mujhe ghurr rahi thi, kuch bolna caah rahi thi woh lekin uska munh he naa khulla..

Main-Don't worry.. She'll be fine koi case nahi hoga uske Uppar ye baat iss station se bahaar bhi naa jaaegi.. Trust me..

Ye sunte he Riya ne rona suru kardiya.

Riya-Please AP.. Please save her.. Pleaser woh ladki buri nahi hai.. Please.. I beg you..

Usne hath jodtey hue kaha..

Main-Areey kya kar rahi ho hath niche karo.. Maine bola naa she'll be fine..

Riya-Tumhe meri kasam AP isko please Bachao.. Please..

Main-I Promise you Riya. Isko kuch nahi hoga..

Tab Raju wahaan aaya..

Raju-Kuch Toh karo AP..

Main-Aap Riya ko sambhaalo..

Maine aage aake fir Jatin ko call kiya usne fir naa uthaaya toh main Chang k pass call karne he waala tha ki mera phone baja jo Jatin ka tha..

Main-Maadarchod kahaan marr gaya tha..

Jatin-. S. Sso raha tha bhai.. Kya hua bhai??sab theek??

Main - Theek he hota toh tere pass raatke 1 baje call karta main bhosdk.. Sun abhi Ajaad nagar Thane se ek gaadi nikali hai jo Puran nagar chownk se 2 ladko ko pick karegi kareeb 10-12 minutes mein total 8 londey hain wohlog, tu bandey ikatha kar tu udhar se aaega toh 5 minute kaa raasta hai tera.. Or wahaan pohanchke unn 8 mein se 2 hain ek ka naam Neepu or ek ka Jai jinhe pick karne woh baaki 6 idhar se jaa rahe hain.. Undono ko itana maar itana maar ki maadarchod apna naam bhi bhull jaaein samjha.. Jinda rehne caahiye bus.. Samjha naa?? Or baaki koi bichmein aaye toh unka bhi same haal karna..

Jatin - A Jagu uth maadarchod.. A Ranbir.. Uth..usko utha.. Bhaanu gaadi nikaal maadarchod.. A bhadwe uth naa. Uth bhosdk..

Udhar Jatin apne bando k uppar chilaaya gaadi nikaalne k liye..

Jatin-Nikal raha hun bhai..

Main-Masks matt bhulna..

Jatin - Ji bhai.. Dikkat kya hai bhai..

Main-Mere khilaaf gawaahi dene waale hain wohlog..

Jatin-Aapke khilaaf gawaahi?? Fir maadarchod log ko jinda kya chhodna bhai theek hone k baad fir denge gawaahi toh, thok deta hun bhen k lawdo ko accident lagega ekdum..

Main-Nahi marrne nahi caahiye..

Jatin - Toh uthwa leta hun maadarchodo ko gaadi samett he..Jharkhand side rakhenge maadarchodon ko..

Main-Nahi be.. Tu bola utana kar or jab badhiya maar padd jaae tab unmein se bolna kissi ko ki phone kare Sanjay k pass...

Jatin-Nikal gaya idhar se bhai..Tension nahi lena bhai, saala aapke khilaat bolna toh durr maadarchod dekhenge bhi nahi aapki taraf..Bhaga bhaga gaadi bhaga naa maadarchod.

Main-Jaldi pohanch..

Call disconnected..

Main Phone cut karke waapis bich mein aaya or ek paani ka glass Vaani ko diya or uske bagal mein chair par baitha..

Main-Koi dikkat hai he nahi.. Samjhi?? Main sab sambhaal lunga.. Infact Sambhaal liya hai..

Sanjay-Jutha dilaasha matt do bechari ko kamsekam..Jail jaaegi tu, fir wahaan baithke sochna kya galati ki.. Aish bahot le lee tune..

Main-Iski matt sun ye toh tere pairon mein girrke maafi maangega abhi..

Sanjay - Or ye maafi maangegi toh bhi naa bakshunga abtoh..

Shruti - You are a sick sick human being.. Apni politics k liye iss ladki ki balli doge tum..

Sanjay-Balli ki toh isase pucho Bada president bane fir raha hai ye khud kehta hai interviews mein ki saikdon jaan bachaane k liye ek ki jaan leni hai toh ye lega..Or main toh jaan le bhi nahi raha hun..

Shruti - Tumhaari dushmani AP k sath hai toh isko kuch bhi karo iss bechaari ko kyun ghaseet rahe ho..

Main - Mujhe kuch karne ki aukaat toh madam iske Baap k baap mein bhi nahi hai..

Sanjay-Ab pata chal jaaega kuch minutes mein, madam aap FIR register le aao tabtak ..

Main-Le aa Anjali FIR register le aa..

Anjali ne SI ko ishaara kiya toh woh register uthaa laaya..

Vaani-Bhai.. Plelelease..

Main-Do you trust me??

Vaani-Ye. Eee. Eyee..

Main-Hain?? Suna nahi..

Vaani -. Ueyesss..

Main-Bus toh fir don't worry.. Kissi bhi cheej ki chinta matt kar..

Kuch minutes main usko dilaasha deta raha. Jatin mera khaas tha or maine usko bola hai toh kaam hoga he hoga.. Jaisa bola hai waise he hoga..

Sanjay - Iski family ko inform kiya aapne yaa nahi SP madam..

Anjali-Jarurat nahi padegi uski..

Sanjay -Dekhtey hain.. Jail jaaegi tab bhi toh pata chalega he pure haryana ko pata chalega tab toh...

Main - Bhenchod mere hotey hue tujh jaise humein jail le jaaein aisa din dekhne se pehle khudko goli maarlunga main samjha..

Sanjay - Dekhtey..

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle uska phone baja jo uthaaya usne..

Sanjay-Kahaan reh gaye be??? Hello.. Hello.. Ek second rukko.. Awaaj nahi aarahi..

Ye bolke woh gate ki taraf chala gaya.. Main samjh gaya tha ki kaam hogaya hai.. Or wahi hua Sanjay 1 minute k andar he bhaagta hua andar aaya or seedha mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Ye dekh Thane mein shaanti chaa gayi..

Sanjay-Bg.. Bhai...babababhai..bhai.. Marr.. Marrr. R. Marr jaaega mera bhai.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai.. Bhai rukkwaa do bhai. Bhai.. Pair padta hun aapke bhai, mujhe maardo bhai usko baksh do bhai.. Bhhaai... Boldo baa bhai..

Usne speaker par phone mere saamne kiya or saamne se londey ki karhaane ki awaaj aarahi thi..

"Kya re maadarchod tu haina Neepu?? Jai konsa hai??

Saamne se Jatin ki awaaj aai..

" Ye khopdi futti paddi ye Jai hai bhai "

Jatin - Teri maa ki chutt dalle,.. Utha naa maadarchod ko utha.." Maar.. Sir mein maar bhenchod k.. Utha uthaa.. Niche faink k maar..

" Hey Maadarjaat aage aaega naa toh tera bhi yahi haal hoga samjha.. "Abhi toh ye 2 he pitt rahe hain"

Jatin - Kon aaya tha aage?? Pakkad isko.. Idhar laa.. Samjha kya raha hai Maar naa maadarchod isko bhi.. Iski taang tod, Rod dey mujhe.. Laa..

Udhar se lagaatar karhaane ki awaajein aarahi thi..

Shruti - AP what the fuck.. Stop it please.. This is wrong..

Main -Arrey Shruti ji maine kya kiya, tum khud roukk lo.. Lelo phone.. Main kya karun..

Sanjay-Bhai.. Bhai... Rukk jaao please matt maaro.. Bhai please rukkwado.. Bacha hai woh.. Bhai..

Main-Mujhe kya bol raha haibe main toh khud yahaan baitha hun main kya jaanun kya horaha hai.. Durr hoja merese mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Yele Register tu FIR likhwa na..

Maine register diya usko toh woh samjh gaya..

Sanjay - Koi case nahi.. Maine Kuch nahi dekha bhai.. Mera bhai toh sehar mein tha bhi nahi.. Bhai kabhi aaega he nahi woh iss sehar mein..

Main-Ye ladki ko jaanta hai Vaani ko?

Sanjay-. Mjaanna.. Naa.. Main nahi jaanta kissi ko bhi bhai.. Bhai.. Rukkwa do naa...

Main - FIR nahi matlab??

Sanjay-Naa.. Naa.. Naa.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Koi FIR nahi caahiye bhai.. Please..

Main-Dekhle abtoh register bhi aagaya hai..

Sanjay-Nnanana.. Nahi bhai maine toh kuch dekha he nahi.. Main nahi jaanta isko.. Kaisi FIR..?

Continued.

Ye aaya asli ap... Mja aa gya bhai.. waiting for next