Update-19(Change Of Plans!)
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Abeer-Bhai Balvant alag he cheej hai bahot jyaada powerful haibe woh..
Main - Haan Mujhe jaise pata he nahi hai, Lekin question still yahi hai ki ye mere piche kyun aaya?? Or main question ye hai ki ye mere piche aaya toh main bach kaise gaya??
Kirti - Ye tumhaare piche aaya nahi laaya gaya, or tum bache because first tumhara plan brilliant tha waapsi kaa and secondly ye durr hochuka tha tabtak..
Abeer-Yes durr hogaya kyunki GOA mein elections chal rahe hain toh ye wahaan laga hua hoga... Ofcourse bhenchod it all makes sense now..
Main-I See lekin still samjhao ki mere piche kaise laaya gaya ye??
Kirti - Ab dekho situation ye thi ki Ruling party ki ek badi meeting hui jisme kaafi bade neta log shaamil they i dont know kon kon they but ye lagalo sab bade neta 1000% shaamil they even Prime Minister or Homeminister takk shaamil they, uss meeting kaa moto tha North India mein pair jamaana kyunki ye unhe bhi pata tha ki agar unhe agle election mein sarkaar banaae rakhni hai toh North India par pakkad orr majbutt karni hogi obviously still unke pass kaafi MP's hain North India mein but abki baar k rujhaan k according inki kaafi seats Tumhaari party ki taraf jaati hui najar aarahi thi isliye ye meeting hui ki kaise ye sab roka jaaye jisme 3 major points they jo unhe ye karne se roukk rahe they First Deva Singh obviously Deva ji north India k bhagwan ban chuke hain biggest reason wahi hain.. Then second reason tha AP Yaani tum ab Deva ji obviously politics mein naam kama rahe they lekin tum bina naam kamaae public k dil mein chaa rahe they tum ek maatar aise shaks ho jo ek sath one of most hated and most loved person ho North India k liye or yahi ek game changer hone waala tha Tumhaari party k liye tumhaare naam se aane waale votes seats nikalwa shaktey they North mein.. Then 3rd reason tha Opposition, obviously opposition still ek bada threat tha unke liye kyunki seats woh bhi nikaalenge kam he sahi but nikaalenge jarur then sabse badi dikkat ruling party k liye ye thi ki kya hoga agar Deva + AP +Opposition hojaae yaani gathbandhan hogaya toh?? Obviously fir toh kaafi close hojaaega election or ruling party itana risk lena nahi chaahti.. Issliye Plans bane ab dekho Deva ji kaa koi kuch bigaad nahi shakta North india mein nope not at all unka bigaadne chale toh saamne waale kaa he bigadega kyunki public andha pyaar karti hai unse, then opposition ka wohlog kar he kya lenge wohlog parliament mein ulta inki maar lenge then bacha kon??
Main-Main obviously bhenchod main..
Kriti - Exactly, ab tumhe target karne k kai faayde they first ye sabse easy tha kyunki tum khudko target karne k moke daily detey ho Dusaron ko then tumhe fansa liya gaya toh matlab....
Main-Matlab Deva bhai ko fansa liya gaya..
Kirti - Yes tumhare chinntey Deva ji ko bhi toh lagenge and wohlog karlenge ek teer se 2 nishaane.. Ab iss baat par uss meeting k log almost 50-50 bantt gaye kuch ne mana kiya ki naa naa tumhe target karne ki koi sense nahi banti tum toh kuch ho bhi nahi yaa kuch ne kaha ki tum bahot smart ho target hone k liye or jo North k Neta they unhe toh pata he tha ki Deva ki family ko target karna matlab " Aa bail mujhe maar" waali baat hogayi or baaki ko laga ki ye badhiya idea hai i dont kyun but yes unhe laga ki ye karna cahiye ab mujhe koi idea nahi hai kisne haan bola yaa kisne naa bola 1% idea bhi nahi hai mujhe but uss meeting mein ye decide hua ki tumhaare through Deva ji takk pohancha jaaye ab itani baat hui ki "Billi K galle mein ghanti baandhega kon" obviously jo harr baar baandhta hai yaani jo ye sab issues ko resolve karta hai yaani Balvant Patel toh yes Balvant ko banaya gaya iss mission kaa head uske sath kai neta and officers shaamil they jisme se jaisa maine bataya bus main Sudha Chaudhary, Shilpa Kaushik ko he jaanti hun then Sudha k kehne par Piyush Beniwal Shaamil (Haryana kaa Ex CM and Haryana kaa current opposition kaa leader) hua and Sudha k he force karne par Arjun Tomar (Minister of Personnel and Training) shaamil hua.. Inke alawa kai departments k kai officers bhi shaamil hain kai neta orr bhi hain but main baaki kissi ko nahi jaanti..
Main-Bhenchod pura Hollywood level kaa mission banaake baithtey hain Cabinet ministers state ministers, seniors officers bhenchod kya bigaada tha be maine Tumhaara..
Kirti - Politics AP politics, inmein se kissi ko personally koi problem nahi hai tumse obviously Sudha or Piyush ko chhodke unka personal agenda hai ye lekin baaki sab politics he hai.. Orr haan Obviously Anjana mam(CBI chief) bhi isme shaamil thi but woh meri tarah forced thi..
Main-Yeah yeah uska maalum hai mujhe woh mere against bina baat nahi jaa shakti..
Kirti - So yahi sab tha.
Main-Ok Thanks for the help Kirti, tumhe pata he hai ki tumhara naam nahi aane dunga main so chinta karne ki jarurat he nahi hai..
Kirti - Chinta mujhe tumhari hai AP you know I...
Kirti boltey - 2 rukk gayi or usne Abeer ko dekha toh Abeer ne turant apna phone kaan par lagaya or "Hello - 2--2" karta hua niche uttar gaya, bhenchod what the fuck happened..
Kirti - listen AP i know tum bahot smart ho or tumhe koi suggestions ki jarurat hai nahi but still AP ye jo naam maine bataaye yelog bahot bade log hain or naa jaane kitane he log orr bhi shaamil honge isme tum bina baat maare jaaoge insabke bichmein AP.. Kiss kiss se niptoge tum, yelog k liye ye sab bus politics kaa khel hai or tum bus ek mohra ho lekin agar tum unko target karoge toh fir badle mein wohlog bhi ye sabko personally lenge or fir tum ek aisi ladaai ladoge jo tum jeet nahi shaktey.. Obviously main ye nahi keh rahi inhe bhull jaao Sudha se tumhara personal masla hai tum uske piche jaao or pura dum lagaake jaao agar ye fans gayi toh baaki koi madad karne nahi aaega kyunki ye politics hai yelog ko farak nahi padega ki Sudha doob rahi hai yaa nahi bus ye khud naa dubein unhe kissi se matlab nahi hai. Lekin Sudha k alawa baaki log ko target karoge toh tum puri party ko target karoge yaani 55% of India ko target karoge and you can't win that at least abhi toh nahi..Or tumhe toh Sanjay Das se nipatna hai.. Tumhe toh apna focus he uske Uppar rakhna caahiye..
You know main waise aise suggestions leta nahi hun lekin ye londiya bahot sahi baat bol rahi thi main aisi ladaai ladne jaa raha tha jo main jeet nahi shakta bhenchod Sanjay + Ruling party lund jeetega mera.. Kirti ne sahi kaha Sudha k liye ye sab personal tha lekin baaki sab bus Raajneeti kar rahe they unhe lund farak nahi padta mujhse.. Obviously main ye nahi bol raha ki main unko bhull jaaunga lekin abhi unke piche jaana matlab moutt ko galle lagana hoga kiss kiss se nipatlunga bhalla main.. Or sabse important baat Kirti ne bataai ki Sudha ko strongly target karun baaki koi bachaane takk nahi aaega isko, agar mera waar majbutt hua toh Sudha maari jaaegi.. Bus wahi karna tha mujhe..
Kirti - AP?? You there?
Main-Yeah yeah i heard you.. You are right.. Actually main he pagal horaha tha mujhe pata nahi tha itana sab shaamil hai isme.. Mujhe bus Sudha or Piyush se matlab hai obviously agar baaki log bichmein aae toh mereko unko bhi lapetna padega..
Kirti - Koi nahi aaega bichmein trust me dekhtey jaao bus..
Main-Yeah then filhaal k liye Sudha ko dekhta hun main kyunki uski ungali karni jaari hai.. Or usko ignore nahi kar shakta main..
Kirti - Yeah go for it..
Main - Thanks for the heads up Kirti..
Kirti - No worries at all AP.. Tumne itana sab kiya mere liye badle mein this is nothing.. Or koi help caahiye toh beshak bolna..
Main-Sure..
Kirti - And don't be careless aise log bhi hain jo tumhe hurt hotey hue nahi dekh shaktey..
Main-Yeah obviously my family annnn..
Main boltey - 2 rukk gaya kyunki uske expressions se samjh aaya mujhe ki woh khudki baat kar rahi hai. Lekin woh mujhe hurt hotey hue kyun nahi dekh shakti?? Bhenchod ye Uss Kiss ko bhulli nahi hai lagta hai dil par legayi kya??
Main-You talking about yourself??
Kirti - Ofcourse stupid..
Main-I See..
Kirti - Stop blushing..
Main-Kon blush kar raha hai? I am not blushing..
Kirti - Tumhare cheeks takk red hogaye stop lying..
Main-Really??
Kirti - Yeah stupid.. Listen jo bhi karo dhyaan se karna and agar koi bhi problem ho toh call me..
Main-Ofcourse..
Kirti - Or abhi jaake kya karoge?? Stay the night subha jaana...
Main-Naa naa subah koi kaam hai mujhe otherwise rukk jaata or yahaan rukna thoda dangerous hoga tumhara naam nahi aane dena caahta main..
Kirti - Yeah true.. AP, then take care ok??
Main-Yeah i will..
Ye bolke usne mujhe hug kiya baithtey - 2 he and hug todtey time mere gaal par kiss kiya and mujhe wink karke uttar gayi gaadi se... What the fuck.. Bro what the fuck.. Kya he horaha haibe..
Continued..
