Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Mucchad]

Mst update bro

 

[Dragon master]

Fixed . Thanks bhai

My pleasure

 

[Sidd19]

Awesome update bhai

 

[Sidd19]

Waiting for the next update

 

[Ytmovies712]

Ek sath 3 update dena bohot sahi hai bhai yahi continue karo

 

[Rajesh]

Update-483(Gut Feeling) ​

483


Main Riya and Rohit Or Mouni double date k liye jaa rahe they or humlog nikale breakfast date k liye, weird I know but meri timings weird he thi.. Raaste mein mujhe MLA Rajnish se milna tha or uska stop humare raaste mein tha , ab humlog pohanchey wahaan toh Rajnish kahin bahaar jaane waala tha toh uska pura kaafila wahaan rukka tha 10-12 gaadiyaan police wolice etc..


Main - Woh Black fortuner k side mein roukk dey toh..


Rohit ne Fortuner ki side mein gaadi lagaai Or maine mirror down kiya toh gaadi mein Rajnish baitha tha or Jatin driver seat par tha..


Main- Haanji Neta ji..


Mujhe dekhtey he wohlog turant gaadi se uttare or sishe k uppar se mere pair chuwe dono ne..


Main- Tu pair na chuwa kar be sabke saamne MLA hai tu..


Rajnish- Aapka diya sab hai bhai mujhe farak nahi padta kon dekhta hai..


Rohit- Parnaam MLA sahaab..


Rajnish- Parnaam Parnaam Rohit ji.. Kaise ho??


Rohit- Bus daya hai tumhari..


Rajnish- Kyun majaak kartey ho bhai.. Ye Kon??


Main- Friends hain..


Jatin- Babhi ji hain..


Main- Tujhe bada pata rehta hai.. Najar rakhta hai kya be..


Jatin-Areey naa bhai main mila tha uss din woh jab inki friend par koi case kar raha tha or woh gawaahi dene waale ko you know ilaaj kiya tha ..


Main- Yeah yeah..


Jatin- Parnaam babhi ji..


Main- Woh chhod bata jaldi se kya dikkat hai..


Ye sunke Rajnish ne Riya or Mouni ko dekha...


Main- Aisa kya haibe jo inke saamne nahi bata shakta.. Dekh faaltu load ki baat nahi sunani mujhe.. Rest par hun..


Rajnish -Naa naa aisa kuch nahi hai bhai.. Woh wahi bhai woh Sudha ka bhanja Aapke college ka president...


Main- Digvijay..


Rajnish- Haan bhai.. Gudla mein kaafi jyaada interest le raha hai woh, yahaan k colleges ka bahaaana lagaake bahaar apni mousi ka parchaar kar raha hai woh.. Election's ki taiyaari kar rahe hain woh.. Or daily yahaan aake woh ye sab kar raha hai, aapke alawa kissi ki himat nahi hai bhai ki Gudla mein aake votes maange..


Main- Gudla ka bhagwaan hai tu samjha ye londa tera kuch nahi bigaad shakta.


Rajnish - Fir bhi bhai aise he shruwaat hoti hai ye jaan bujhke mujhe target kar raha hai mera putla jalaana mere posters faadna mujhe taanaashaah bolna yahaan takk ki gobar daalna meri photos k uppar.. Jaan bujhke kar raha hai ye sab kyunki mujhe koi problem thi he nahi isase or ab yun achanak mera jhulush nikaal raha hai ye..Mera naam dubona caah raha hai bhai ye Aaj uska ilaaj karwa deta bhai but aapne bola toh chhod diya..


Main-College mein kuch karega toh mere naam nahi dub jaaega. Ab Tu bata tera naam jaruri hai yaa...


Rajnish - Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapka naam mujhse kahin uppar hai college ka idea humaara nahi tha maine bus bola tha unko ki iska ilaaj karein.. Woh meri galati hai.. Maine apne sab bando ko mana kar rakha hai bhai ki jahaan aap ho wahaan kuch bhi karna toh durr sochna bhi nahi hai.. But ilaaj toh karna padega bhai..


Main- Abe befaltu tension naa le tujhe koi nahi harra shakta.. Samjh raha hai..


Rajnish- Better safe than sorry bhai..


Main- Abe.. Ok.. Chal first election's honge nahi not a chance or honge naa toh main khud tere area mein aake tere candidate ka parchaar karunga or Rohit ko yahin chhod dunga ye sab sambhaal lega.. Abe Tu ab befaltu kuch karwaaega woh uski mousi ko sab pata hai kisne kiya hai woh hum dono ka naam uchaalegi fir jarur dikkat hogi humein usko karne dey jo karna hai.. Main baitha hun idhar samjha..


Rajnish- Bus bhai fir mujhe kya dikkat hai bhai..


Main- Bus.. Tension naa le.. Main hun yahaan...


Rajnish -Ok bhai..


Main- Chalta hun..


Ye sunke Rohit ne gaadi aage badhaai..


Rohit- Ye Sudha apne bhaanje ko kuch jyaada he risk nahi de rahi.. Tujhse bhi ussi ko bhidwa rahi or yahaan Gudla mein bhi.. Bc college president hai woh, marwa he degi kya..


Main- Naa ye uska kaam nahi hai ye uska beta kar raha hai.. Sudha samjhdaar hai usse pata hai kitana risky hai ye sab woh Digvijay ko itane daldal mein nahi bhejegi lekin uska beta woh andha hai usse mujhse badla lena hai or unhe ye bhi pata hai Haryana mein Gudla he ek itana bada area hai jispe Deva bhai ka Raaj nahi hai issliye usse Gudla chaahiye..


Rohit-But usse ye nahi pata Gudla tera hai..


Main- Yes.. Haryana Mein mujhe koi harra dey ek baar ko lekin Gudla ki ek MLA or ek MP seat par Rajnish or uske Candidate ko koi nahi harra shakta.. He's too strong..


Riya- Lekin Digvijay pagal ko samjh nahi hai kya.. Kuch bhi kar raha hai..


Main- Power makes you blind Riya.. Digvijay ko puri jindagi student politics mein nahi nikaalni usse real politics mein aana hai or ye kaam uski Mousi or uska cousin he kar shaktey hain issliye jo jo Sudha ya uska beta bolega woh sab Digvijay blindly karta rahega.. And that is a bad bad thing.. Digvijay ko bus positive side dikh rahi hai negative nahi.. Issliye woh kuch bhi kar raha hai and he'll regret it..


Mouni- Regret aaj he ho jaata agar tumne canteen mein nahi bachaaya hota toh...


Main- Naa naa naa,woh toh khud Digvijay ka plan tha, woh maar khaata fir uski mousi media mein aati Or Rajnish ka naam le le k roti fir Bhai ka naam leke roti kyunki unhi k college mein hua ye sab ek teer se 2 nishaane lagaane waale they wohlog..


Mouni- Damn..


Riya- How are you that smart??


Main- Built different I guess..


Rohit -But but but.. Rukk.. Rukk.. Tune usko bola ki Election's honge nahi chance he naa hai.. Tujhe kaise pata be??


Main- Aise he GUT FEELING..


Rohit-Naa.. I don't believe it, aise he Tu sans bhi nahi leta tune bola toh kuch na kuch sochke bola hoga. Matlab election's nahi honge, toh kya karna hai tujhe??


Main- Dont know..


Rohit- Bata be kya hai tere dimag mein..


Main- Gaadi chala bc..


Hmm! Kya tha mere dimag mein.. Rohit ki baat sach thi maine bola tha toh kuch soch samjh k he bola hoga but filhal khud mujhe nahi pata tha kyun bola maine woh..


Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-484(Alliance?) ​

484


Uss din subah se almost shyaam takk maine apna pura time Riya Rohit Or Mouni k sath spend kiya jisme humne breakfast kiya fir Lake side gaye fir lunch fir bahot derr shopping ki and finally shyaam ko humlog waapis nikale pehle Mouni ko drop karne ..


Mouni- It was the best day ever thanks AP..


Main- Mention not.. As I said Rohit is a great guy but ye bahot shy hai.. I got you..


Rohit- Bus bhi kar ab kitani baar bataaega be..


Mouni- Bataane do tumhe kya issue hai..


Main- Exactly..


Rohit- Waah..


Main- Tujhe pata hai main aaj subah se kya soch raha hun..


Rohit- Kya??


Main- Mangal ne yahi kiya tune ye kiya bc kahin baaki log bhi toh nahi chupaaye hue hain mujhse.. I mean what if Rishi ya Jaanwar ya sam ya Ravi bhi chipaaye hue hain bc.. Ya Maybe Jack Ya Vinny..


Rohit- Abe kya baat kar raha hai tu.. Jaanwar?? Woh literal jaanwar hai he got no feelings..


Main- Yeah..


Rohit- Sam or Ravi ek relationship mein 7 din se faaltu nahi reh shaktey..


Main- Agreed..


Rohit- Vinny or Jack tujhse kuch chipaa shakte nahi..


Main- Yeah..


Rohit- Baaki raha Rishi.. Or Rishi ka kuch hai toh humein pata chalega bhi nahi.. He is too smart..


Main- True bc.. True.. But bhai babhi ko toh pata he hoga..


Rohit- Or woh tujhe bata denge haina??


Main- Naa.. Fuck...


Rohit- Abe time aane par sab khud pata chal jaayega.. Kya issue hai..?


Main- Abe issue bc mujhe nahi pata ki mere bhaiyon ki life mein kya chal raha hai soch itana kahaan busy ho gaya main ki mujhe koi idea nahi hai tumlog kya kar rahe ho.. Pehle Mangal waali news and ab teri mujhe tere uppar gussa nahi haibe or naa tab Mangal par tha gussa mujhe khudpe hai ki main nahi padh paaya tujhe.. Ya mangal ko.. Bc kaisa bhai hun main.. That's the problem... Mujhe lagta hai main apne closest logon ki care he nahi karta.


Rohit- Tu duniya ka best bhai hai.. Tu already itana sab karta hai humaare liye, daily teri life ko koi na koi naya khatra rehta hai still humein protect karta hai, tu already itana busy hai issliye hum nahi caahte ki tujhe ye sab bataake tujhe disturb karein.. Kyunki tu jo kar raha hai woh bahot jyaada important hai bahot jyaada , hajaaron laakhon logon ki jaan bachaana ye humaari relationships se bahot jyaada jaruri hai samjha.. Issliye tension naa le tu world ka best bhai hai..


Mouni- I agree..


Riya- Or tum apne closest logon ki bahot care karte ho bahot jyaada..


Rohit-Exactly.. You're the best..


Main- Thanks guys.. Mouni ji aapka ghar aagaya hai..


Mouni- Thankyou.. Thanks Riya bye guys..


Riya- Bye babes..


Mouni gaadi se uttari or humlog aage badhe Riya k area ki side..


Main- Tu bhi bye boldeta bhai..


Rohit- Haan ab bilkul he Pookie naa bana be.. I'm good..


Main- Lol..


Uske baad humlog Riya k gaon ki taraf pohanchey..


Riya- Bye guys it was loads of fun.. Thanks again..


Main- Mention not babes..


Riya ko drop karke main Or Rohit haweli aaye again bus time pass he kiya humne uske baad dinner and then bam sleep..Subah again main jaldi utha kaafi jaldi infact subah k 3 he baje they but nind puri hogayi thi toh main washroom mein aaya or main munh dho he raha tha ki piche se kissi ne mera gala daboch liya ye sab itana achanak hua ki mujhe moka bhi nahi mila react karne ka, bandey ki pakkad bahot majboot thi or mere pass time kam maine chatpataana chaalu kiya lekin kuch hua nahi usase, meri aankhein bandh hone lagi thi toh maine finally apna pura dum lagaaya or piche se thoda push karke maine usko piche se khinchke aage patak k maara lekin uski bajaaye main niche girra or meri aankh khulli ek bhayanak pain k sath, main bathroom mein he tha or maine apna bhayanak mehanga sink tod diya apne ghutne k sath or mere ghutne mein bhayanak dard ho raha tha..Like bahot jyaada dard..Maadarchod.. Maadarchod.. Main sahaara leke khadda hua toh pair mein bahot dard tha itana ki main ladkhadaatey hue waapis bed par aake girr padda.. Iski maa ki chut.. Hallucinations ne maa chod di sab cheejon ki bhai.. .. Maine time dekha toh subah k 4:30 baje they bhenchod subah subah gand fatt gayi.. Maine apne drawer se pain relief spray nikaala or apne ghutne par lagaaya usme bhenchod alag jallan hui gand fatt gayi . Uske alawa 2 painkillers tablet nigal gaya main Abe 2 painkillers se kya hoga bc tujhe konsa ashar karti hain ye..Ye bolke main 3 tablets orr khaa gaya kyunki majaak nahi dard he itana jyaada tha ki rona aaraha tha bhenchod... Fucking hell.. Gand fatt gayi bc.. Maine kuch derr toh dard sehan kiya lekin finally spray or painkillers ne apna kaam dikkhaaya or mera pain kam hone laga lekin film toh tab bani jab 5 painkillers ek sath lene ka decision galat shaabit hone laga or mujhe bhayanak chakkar or nind aane lagi bhenchod bandh padda pankha ghum raha tha bolo fuckkkk....Issliye maine turant Family group mein message kiya ki aaj meri tabiyat kharaab hai or college nahi jaana mujhe toh mujhe jagaaya na jaaye kissi bhi keemat par nahi.. Or maine apna phone switch off kiya and so gaya...


Uske baad main utha mere gate ki wajah se koi mera gate knock kar raha tha woh bhi jorr jorr se.. Main utha lekin mera koi mood nahi tha bed aw uthne ka kyunki still bhayanak nind or chakkar aarahe they mujhe aisa maano Maine 3 bottle daru pee thi or fir sogaya lekin kissi ne 2 ghante baad he jaga diya aise chakkar aarahe they bc but main utha or uthtey he mujhe meri galati realise hui kyuki mere pair mein bhayanak dard hua lekin bahaar se babhi ki awaaj suni toh main dard ko pee gaya unko pata chala toh 100 sawaal puchengi or fir Hallucinations ka bataana padega befaltu ki tension.. Khair maine gate khola toh saamne Bhai or Babhi dono khaddey they..


Babhi- Daru peeke soraha tha kya?? Kitani derr se gate knock kar rahe hain humlog..


Main-Sir dard kar raha hai..


Ye bolke main waapis bed par aake girr gaya..


Deva-Oye so kya raha hai jaldi se ready hojaa nikalna hai humein..


Main - Kahaan??


Deva- Kya kahaan Delhi.. Bola tha na kal Ki hum sab log Delhi jaa rahe hain..


Main- Fuckk.. Bhull gaya tha..


Deva- Haan toh khadda ho jaldi se..


Main-Jaruri hai kya bhai??


Deva- Ofcourse jaruri hai.. India k Home Minister tere Baldev uncle ne puri family ko lunch par bulaaya hai...


Main- Fir aaplog jaake aao..


Maine apna kambal odhte hue kaha..


Deva- Arrey.. Tujhe pata hai tu favorite hai unka or unhone khaas bola tha ki tujhe leke aaun..


Main-Tabiyat kharaab hai bhai.. Bahot jyaada.. Sir fatt raha hai..


Babhi- Aise kya hua??


Main- Pata nahi nind nahi aai raatko maybe issliye.. Bukhaar aane ko hai.. Aaplog jaake aao..


Deva- AP itana bada step lene jaa rahe hain humlog this is huge for us or Tu sath nahi hoga toh kaise chalega..


Main- Aap ho na bus kaafi hai main or aap ek he hain..


Deva- Still AP weird lagega..


Babhi-Arrey tabiyat kharaab hai toh kaise jaaega uncle samjh jaaenge..


Deva- But still.. Itana bada decision iske bina kaise lunga..


Babhi- Decision aaj thodi lena hai aaj toh formalities hain bus..


Deva- Yeah.. Yeah.. But.. Still..


Main-Kya decision??


Deva-Yelo isko ye bhi nahi pata..


Main- Pata karna bhi nahi hai Aap jo decision loge i support that..


Deva- Humlog Ruling party k sath alliance mein aane ki soch rahe hain soon.. Aaj ussi ko leke discussion hai..or tera hona jaruri hai..


Main- Great.. Bhai.. Discussion he toh hai aap sab jaake aao finaldecision k time main sath rahunga..


Deva- Pakka??


Main- Yeah.. Bindaas jaao haan kar aao..


Maine almost sote hue kaha.. Uss time mujhe nahi pata tha main kya keh raha hun yaa kya nahi kyunki nind he itani Haawi thi..


Continued..

Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-485(Fucked???) ​

485


Bhai or babhi dono mere bagal mein khaddey they or main nind se bharra padda tha , gharwaale sab Delhi jaa rahe they India k Home Minister k yahaan Lunch par..


Babhi- Main rukkun yahaan jyaada kharaab hai toh tabiyat??


Main- Naa.. Naa.. Dono nahi jaaenge toh uncle gussa karenge.. Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai.. Ami rahegi yahaan.. Aap log jaake aao.. Good Night... Best of luck bhai..


Bus aage ka kuch yaad nahi hai mujhe main firse gehari nind sogaya and abki baar mujhe kissi ne pura hilaake jagaaya main utha toh mere saamne Riya khaddi thi woh bhi mere bedroom mein .. Bhenchod.. Hallucination beta ek baar taang tudwa lee hai ab naa fansunga teri maa ki chut.. Ye bolke main firse sogaya.. Lekin agle he second mujhe firse hilaaya main fir utha or saamne Riya khaddi thi..


Main- Bc ek or hallucination... Sone dey naa bhai..


Riya- AP?? Tum theek toh ho??


"boss wake up"


Ye awaaj Ami ki thi bhencho ye sapna nahi hai.. Fuck.. Main bhaagke bed se utha lekin again uthtey he mere pair mein bhayankar dard hua..


Main-Fuckkk...


Ye bolke main waapis bed par baith gaya..


Riya-You ok??


Main- Yeah.. Tum yahaan kaise??


Riya- Tumhara phone lag nahi raha subah se toh maine Sam ko call kiya usne bataaya puri family Delhi gayi hai or tumhari tabiyat kharaab hai.. Toh main aagayi milne.. Kya hua??


Main- Ab toh kuch bhi nahi hua.. Din mein sir dard kar raha tha..


Riya- Ab theek ho??


Main-Yeah yeah.. I'm fine..


Riya- Ok... Jaldi se ready ho jaao fir..


Main- Ready?? Ready hone se bachne k liye toh main delhi nahi gaya..


Riya- Arrey baba Delhi nahi jaana.. Mere ghar jaana hai..


Main- Tumhare ghar kyun??


Riya- Ajit ka birthday hai ussi ka invitation dene aai hun tumhe..


Main- Kon Ajit?? Ohh tumhara bhai.. Saala..


Riya- Hey.. behave...


Main- Kya behave Sala he toh hai.. Mera jaana jaruri hai kya??


Riya- Yeah.. 100% aaj usko bataadungi main apne baare mein.. This is huge for us AP.. And you have to be there..


Main-Hainnn??


Riya- Yeah.. Usase koi baat itane din nahi chipaai maine.. I'm feeling weird.. Aaj best moka hai.. Hum dono sath honge tab bata dungi Ajit ko.. Bahot bada bojh uttar jaaega mere uppar se..


Main- Ok.. Kitane baje hai party??


Riya- 9...


Main- Abhi toh 7 he baje hain.. Tum chalo tabtak aata hun main..


Riya- Doobara matt so jaana tum birthday preparations chhodke aai hun tumhe jagaane.. Please don't be late..


Main- Chance he nahi hai..


Riya- Ami tumhe bhi aana hai isko sone matt dena..

Ami- Copy that..


Riya- Ok AP jaldi aana .. Byee..


Main- Byeee..


Ye sunke Riya chali gayi wahaan se or main waapis bed par girra..


Ami- Boss doobara matt so jaana please.. Almost 20 ghante se so rahe ho .. Drugs toh nahi lene lag gaye??


Main- Aisa he kuch..


Ami-Matlab??


Main- Abe woh bhencho hallucination mein Bruce Lee bana tha sink tod diya knee par injury hai bhayankar pain tha, subah toh multiple painkillers ek sath le liye or unhone aisa chakkar diya ki abhi aankh khull rahi hai..


Ami- Dikhaao knee.. Fuckk boss.. Swollen hai knee.. Broken bone toh nahi hai??


Main- Naa naa.. Bone toh nahi gayi hogi.. But kuch toh serious he gaya hai..


Ami- Fucking hell.. Hospital chalein??


Main- Yeah.. Tu jaake ready ho jaa hospital chalenge Ruhi ko dikhaaenge and wahaan se seedha Riya k ghar...


Ami- Nice..


Main- Mere kapde nikaal k rakh dey.. Black shirt or uske sath pants hongi.. RL ki..


Ami-Ok..


Ab Ami chali gayi idhar main bhi nahaane k liye utha toh bc ek pair par kuddke bathroom mein aaya and badi muskill se pant nikaali or shower k niche khadda hogaya bus naam naam ka shower liya maine and fir badi mushkil se bahaar aaya ab shirt toh maine pehan lee jorr lagaake underwear bhi pehan liya lekin bhenchod ab pant pehaney mein gand fatte ek pair daal liya lekin dusara pair uthe he naa dard itana ki pucho matt ab main baitha raha Ami k aane ka wait karne laga bhenchod kya din aagaye hain bolo.. Finally Ami aai ready hoke room mein..


Main- Finally.. Help kar toh..


Ami ka sahaara leke maine pant pehani.. Baal waal set kiye ab ek or major task tha bc mera room uppar tha or seedhiyon se niche jaane mein gand fattne waali thi..


Main- Bhenchod Billionaire log hain gharmein lift naa lagwaai jaa rahi bolo.. Kaise uttarun ab..


Ami- Ek pair par uttaro..


Main- Haao.. Dua karo ki Ruhi koi aisi tablet dey ki party mein jaa paaun theek se..


Ami-Boss agar damage jyaada hua naa toh ye party chhodo agle kai hafte koi party mein nahi jaa paaoge..


Main- Subh subh bol...


Baat karte karte Main niche uttara finally..


Main- Jaa main aata bahaar tabtak gaadi le aa tu..


Main aahista aahista bahaar aaya tabtak Ami gaadi le aai main gaadi mein baitha and Ruhi ko call kiya..


Ruhi-Haan babe.


Main-Kahaan hai??


Ruhi- Hospital hun bus nikal rahi hun..


Main- Rukk toh.. Sun mere knee mein chott lagi hai bhayankar dard hai 10 minute's mein aaraha hun iska konsa doctor hai usko bol toh tere cabin mein aaye..


Ruhi-Ok... Kya karta rehta hai tu yaar..


Main-Mujhe khud nahi pata..


Call disconnected..


Finally main hospital pohancha and thankfully hospital mein lift thi toh main seedha Ruhi k cabin mein aaya orr wahaan Ruhi and ek alag doctor baitha tha...


Main- Hii babes..


Ruhi- Aa baith aaram se..


Doctor- Aaram se baitho sir.. Ye pant uppar karo..


Maine pant uppar ki jisase usse ghutna dikha mera.. Usne dekha fir press kiya..


Main-Doctor.. Chilaa dunga main.. Bahot dard hai..


Ruhi-Hospital aaya hai ya shaadi mein aise ready hoke...


Main- Party mein bhi jaana hai yahaan se direct..


Doctor- Unfortunately sir party mein toh nahi jaa paaoge aap..


Main- Subh subh bolo doctor.. Itana serious hai kya??


Doctor- Yes.. Ligaments tear hai 100%.. Xray k baad confirm hoga ki Minor hai yaa Major.. Most probably Major he hai..


Main-Ok?? Fir??


Ruhi- Agar Major tear hai toh AP bahot lamba process hai i know Tu jaldi recover hota hai but tere liye bhi lagaale 3-5 maheene takk theek se chal bhi nahi paaega..


Main- What the fuckkkkkkkk??


Continued..

Awesome update bro maza aa gaya

 

[only_me]

Update-483(Gut Feeling) ​

483


Main Riya and Rohit Or Mouni double date k liye jaa rahe they or humlog nikale breakfast date k liye, weird I know but meri timings weird he thi.. Raaste mein mujhe MLA Rajnish se milna tha or uska stop humare raaste mein tha , ab humlog pohanchey wahaan toh Rajnish kahin bahaar jaane waala tha toh uska pura kaafila wahaan rukka tha 10-12 gaadiyaan police wolice etc..


Main - Woh Black fortuner k side mein roukk dey toh..


Rohit ne Fortuner ki side mein gaadi lagaai Or maine mirror down kiya toh gaadi mein Rajnish baitha tha or Jatin driver seat par tha..


Main- Haanji Neta ji..


Mujhe dekhtey he wohlog turant gaadi se uttare or sishe k uppar se mere pair chuwe dono ne..


Main- Tu pair na chuwa kar be sabke saamne MLA hai tu..


Rajnish- Aapka diya sab hai bhai mujhe farak nahi padta kon dekhta hai..


Rohit- Parnaam MLA sahaab..


Rajnish- Parnaam Parnaam Rohit ji.. Kaise ho??


Rohit- Bus daya hai tumhari..


Rajnish- Kyun majaak kartey ho bhai.. Ye Kon??


Main- Friends hain..


Jatin- Babhi ji hain..


Main- Tujhe bada pata rehta hai.. Najar rakhta hai kya be..


Jatin-Areey naa bhai main mila tha uss din woh jab inki friend par koi case kar raha tha or woh gawaahi dene waale ko you know ilaaj kiya tha ..


Main- Yeah yeah..


Jatin- Parnaam babhi ji..


Main- Woh chhod bata jaldi se kya dikkat hai..


Ye sunke Rajnish ne Riya or Mouni ko dekha...


Main- Aisa kya haibe jo inke saamne nahi bata shakta.. Dekh faaltu load ki baat nahi sunani mujhe.. Rest par hun..


Rajnish -Naa naa aisa kuch nahi hai bhai.. Woh wahi bhai woh Sudha ka bhanja Aapke college ka president...


Main- Digvijay..


Rajnish- Haan bhai.. Gudla mein kaafi jyaada interest le raha hai woh, yahaan k colleges ka bahaaana lagaake bahaar apni mousi ka parchaar kar raha hai woh.. Election's ki taiyaari kar rahe hain woh.. Or daily yahaan aake woh ye sab kar raha hai, aapke alawa kissi ki himat nahi hai bhai ki Gudla mein aake votes maange..


Main- Gudla ka bhagwaan hai tu samjha ye londa tera kuch nahi bigaad shakta.


Rajnish - Fir bhi bhai aise he shruwaat hoti hai ye jaan bujhke mujhe target kar raha hai mera putla jalaana mere posters faadna mujhe taanaashaah bolna yahaan takk ki gobar daalna meri photos k uppar.. Jaan bujhke kar raha hai ye sab kyunki mujhe koi problem thi he nahi isase or ab yun achanak mera jhulush nikaal raha hai ye..Mera naam dubona caah raha hai bhai ye Aaj uska ilaaj karwa deta bhai but aapne bola toh chhod diya..


Main-College mein kuch karega toh mere naam nahi dub jaaega. Ab Tu bata tera naam jaruri hai yaa...


Rajnish - Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapka naam mujhse kahin uppar hai college ka idea humaara nahi tha maine bus bola tha unko ki iska ilaaj karein.. Woh meri galati hai.. Maine apne sab bando ko mana kar rakha hai bhai ki jahaan aap ho wahaan kuch bhi karna toh durr sochna bhi nahi hai.. But ilaaj toh karna padega bhai..


Main- Abe befaltu tension naa le tujhe koi nahi harra shakta.. Samjh raha hai..


Rajnish- Better safe than sorry bhai..


Main- Abe.. Ok.. Chal first election's honge nahi not a chance or honge naa toh main khud tere area mein aake tere candidate ka parchaar karunga or Rohit ko yahin chhod dunga ye sab sambhaal lega.. Abe Tu ab befaltu kuch karwaaega woh uski mousi ko sab pata hai kisne kiya hai woh hum dono ka naam uchaalegi fir jarur dikkat hogi humein usko karne dey jo karna hai.. Main baitha hun idhar samjha..


Rajnish- Bus bhai fir mujhe kya dikkat hai bhai..


Main- Bus.. Tension naa le.. Main hun yahaan...


Rajnish -Ok bhai..


Main- Chalta hun..


Ye sunke Rohit ne gaadi aage badhaai..


Rohit- Ye Sudha apne bhaanje ko kuch jyaada he risk nahi de rahi.. Tujhse bhi ussi ko bhidwa rahi or yahaan Gudla mein bhi.. Bc college president hai woh, marwa he degi kya..


Main- Naa ye uska kaam nahi hai ye uska beta kar raha hai.. Sudha samjhdaar hai usse pata hai kitana risky hai ye sab woh Digvijay ko itane daldal mein nahi bhejegi lekin uska beta woh andha hai usse mujhse badla lena hai or unhe ye bhi pata hai Haryana mein Gudla he ek itana bada area hai jispe Deva bhai ka Raaj nahi hai issliye usse Gudla chaahiye..


Rohit-But usse ye nahi pata Gudla tera hai..


Main- Yes.. Haryana Mein mujhe koi harra dey ek baar ko lekin Gudla ki ek MLA or ek MP seat par Rajnish or uske Candidate ko koi nahi harra shakta.. He's too strong..


Riya- Lekin Digvijay pagal ko samjh nahi hai kya.. Kuch bhi kar raha hai..


Main- Power makes you blind Riya.. Digvijay ko puri jindagi student politics mein nahi nikaalni usse real politics mein aana hai or ye kaam uski Mousi or uska cousin he kar shaktey hain issliye jo jo Sudha ya uska beta bolega woh sab Digvijay blindly karta rahega.. And that is a bad bad thing.. Digvijay ko bus positive side dikh rahi hai negative nahi.. Issliye woh kuch bhi kar raha hai and he'll regret it..


Mouni- Regret aaj he ho jaata agar tumne canteen mein nahi bachaaya hota toh...


Main- Naa naa naa,woh toh khud Digvijay ka plan tha, woh maar khaata fir uski mousi media mein aati Or Rajnish ka naam le le k roti fir Bhai ka naam leke roti kyunki unhi k college mein hua ye sab ek teer se 2 nishaane lagaane waale they wohlog..


Mouni- Damn..


Riya- How are you that smart??


Main- Built different I guess..


Rohit -But but but.. Rukk.. Rukk.. Tune usko bola ki Election's honge nahi chance he naa hai.. Tujhe kaise pata be??


Main- Aise he GUT FEELING..


Rohit-Naa.. I don't believe it, aise he Tu sans bhi nahi leta tune bola toh kuch na kuch sochke bola hoga. Matlab election's nahi honge, toh kya karna hai tujhe??


Main- Dont know..


Rohit- Bata be kya hai tere dimag mein..


Main- Gaadi chala bc..


Hmm! Kya tha mere dimag mein.. Rohit ki baat sach thi maine bola tha toh kuch soch samjh k he bola hoga but filhal khud mujhe nahi pata tha kyun bola maine woh..


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Bhai or babhi dono mere bagal mein khaddey they or main nind se bharra padda tha , gharwaale sab Delhi jaa rahe they India k Home Minister k yahaan Lunch par..


Babhi- Main rukkun yahaan jyaada kharaab hai toh tabiyat??


Main- Naa.. Naa.. Dono nahi jaaenge toh uncle gussa karenge.. Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai.. Ami rahegi yahaan.. Aap log jaake aao.. Good Night... Best of luck bhai..


Bus aage ka kuch yaad nahi hai mujhe main firse gehari nind sogaya and abki baar mujhe kissi ne pura hilaake jagaaya main utha toh mere saamne Riya khaddi thi woh bhi mere bedroom mein .. Bhenchod.. Hallucination beta ek baar taang tudwa lee hai ab naa fansunga teri maa ki chut.. Ye bolke main firse sogaya.. Lekin agle he second mujhe firse hilaaya main fir utha or saamne Riya khaddi thi..


Main- Bc ek or hallucination... Sone dey naa bhai..


Riya- AP?? Tum theek toh ho??


"boss wake up"


Ye awaaj Ami ki thi bhencho ye sapna nahi hai.. Fuck.. Main bhaagke bed se utha lekin again uthtey he mere pair mein bhayankar dard hua..


Main-Fuckkk...


Ye bolke main waapis bed par baith gaya..


Riya-You ok??


Main- Yeah.. Tum yahaan kaise??


Riya- Tumhara phone lag nahi raha subah se toh maine Sam ko call kiya usne bataaya puri family Delhi gayi hai or tumhari tabiyat kharaab hai.. Toh main aagayi milne.. Kya hua??


Main- Ab toh kuch bhi nahi hua.. Din mein sir dard kar raha tha..


Riya- Ab theek ho??


Main-Yeah yeah.. I'm fine..


Riya- Ok... Jaldi se ready ho jaao fir..


Main- Ready?? Ready hone se bachne k liye toh main delhi nahi gaya..


Riya- Arrey baba Delhi nahi jaana.. Mere ghar jaana hai..


Main- Tumhare ghar kyun??


Riya- Ajit ka birthday hai ussi ka invitation dene aai hun tumhe..


Main- Kon Ajit?? Ohh tumhara bhai.. Saala..


Riya- Hey.. behave...


Main- Kya behave Sala he toh hai.. Mera jaana jaruri hai kya??


Riya- Yeah.. 100% aaj usko bataadungi main apne baare mein.. This is huge for us AP.. And you have to be there..


Main-Hainnn??


Riya- Yeah.. Usase koi baat itane din nahi chipaai maine.. I'm feeling weird.. Aaj best moka hai.. Hum dono sath honge tab bata dungi Ajit ko.. Bahot bada bojh uttar jaaega mere uppar se..


Main- Ok.. Kitane baje hai party??


Riya- 9...


Main- Abhi toh 7 he baje hain.. Tum chalo tabtak aata hun main..


Riya- Doobara matt so jaana tum birthday preparations chhodke aai hun tumhe jagaane.. Please don't be late..


Main- Chance he nahi hai..


Riya- Ami tumhe bhi aana hai isko sone matt dena..

Ami- Copy that..


Riya- Ok AP jaldi aana .. Byee..


Main- Byeee..


Ye sunke Riya chali gayi wahaan se or main waapis bed par girra..


Ami- Boss doobara matt so jaana please.. Almost 20 ghante se so rahe ho .. Drugs toh nahi lene lag gaye??


Main- Aisa he kuch..


Ami-Matlab??


Main- Abe woh bhencho hallucination mein Bruce Lee bana tha sink tod diya knee par injury hai bhayankar pain tha, subah toh multiple painkillers ek sath le liye or unhone aisa chakkar diya ki abhi aankh khull rahi hai..


Ami- Dikhaao knee.. Fuckk boss.. Swollen hai knee.. Broken bone toh nahi hai??


Main- Naa naa.. Bone toh nahi gayi hogi.. But kuch toh serious he gaya hai..


Ami- Fucking hell.. Hospital chalein??


Main- Yeah.. Tu jaake ready ho jaa hospital chalenge Ruhi ko dikhaaenge and wahaan se seedha Riya k ghar...


Ami- Nice..


Main- Mere kapde nikaal k rakh dey.. Black shirt or uske sath pants hongi.. RL ki..


Ami-Ok..


Ab Ami chali gayi idhar main bhi nahaane k liye utha toh bc ek pair par kuddke bathroom mein aaya and badi muskill se pant nikaali or shower k niche khadda hogaya bus naam naam ka shower liya maine and fir badi mushkil se bahaar aaya ab shirt toh maine pehan lee jorr lagaake underwear bhi pehan liya lekin bhenchod ab pant pehaney mein gand fatte ek pair daal liya lekin dusara pair uthe he naa dard itana ki pucho matt ab main baitha raha Ami k aane ka wait karne laga bhenchod kya din aagaye hain bolo.. Finally Ami aai ready hoke room mein..


Main- Finally.. Help kar toh..


Ami ka sahaara leke maine pant pehani.. Baal waal set kiye ab ek or major task tha bc mera room uppar tha or seedhiyon se niche jaane mein gand fattne waali thi..


Main- Bhenchod Billionaire log hain gharmein lift naa lagwaai jaa rahi bolo.. Kaise uttarun ab..


Ami- Ek pair par uttaro..


Main- Haao.. Dua karo ki Ruhi koi aisi tablet dey ki party mein jaa paaun theek se..


Ami-Boss agar damage jyaada hua naa toh ye party chhodo agle kai hafte koi party mein nahi jaa paaoge..


Main- Subh subh bol...


Baat karte karte Main niche uttara finally..


Main- Jaa main aata bahaar tabtak gaadi le aa tu..


Main aahista aahista bahaar aaya tabtak Ami gaadi le aai main gaadi mein baitha and Ruhi ko call kiya..


Ruhi-Haan babe.


Main-Kahaan hai??


Ruhi- Hospital hun bus nikal rahi hun..


Main- Rukk toh.. Sun mere knee mein chott lagi hai bhayankar dard hai 10 minute's mein aaraha hun iska konsa doctor hai usko bol toh tere cabin mein aaye..


Ruhi-Ok... Kya karta rehta hai tu yaar..


Main-Mujhe khud nahi pata..


Call disconnected..


Finally main hospital pohancha and thankfully hospital mein lift thi toh main seedha Ruhi k cabin mein aaya orr wahaan Ruhi and ek alag doctor baitha tha...


Main- Hii babes..


Ruhi- Aa baith aaram se..


Doctor- Aaram se baitho sir.. Ye pant uppar karo..


Maine pant uppar ki jisase usse ghutna dikha mera.. Usne dekha fir press kiya..


Main-Doctor.. Chilaa dunga main.. Bahot dard hai..


Ruhi-Hospital aaya hai ya shaadi mein aise ready hoke...


Main- Party mein bhi jaana hai yahaan se direct..


Doctor- Unfortunately sir party mein toh nahi jaa paaoge aap..


Main- Subh subh bolo doctor.. Itana serious hai kya??


Doctor- Yes.. Ligaments tear hai 100%.. Xray k baad confirm hoga ki Minor hai yaa Major.. Most probably Major he hai..


Main-Ok?? Fir??


Ruhi- Agar Major tear hai toh AP bahot lamba process hai i know Tu jaldi recover hota hai but tere liye bhi lagaale 3-5 maheene takk theek se chal bhi nahi paaega..


Main- What the fuckkkkkkkk??


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Uss din subah se almost shyaam takk maine apna pura time Riya Rohit Or Mouni k sath spend kiya jisme humne breakfast kiya fir Lake side gaye fir lunch fir bahot derr shopping ki and finally shyaam ko humlog waapis nikale pehle Mouni ko drop karne ..


Mouni- It was the best day ever thanks AP..


Main- Mention not.. As I said Rohit is a great guy but ye bahot shy hai.. I got you..


Rohit- Bus bhi kar ab kitani baar bataaega be..


Mouni- Bataane do tumhe kya issue hai..


Main- Exactly..


Rohit- Waah..


Main- Tujhe pata hai main aaj subah se kya soch raha hun..


Rohit- Kya??


Main- Mangal ne yahi kiya tune ye kiya bc kahin baaki log bhi toh nahi chupaaye hue hain mujhse.. I mean what if Rishi ya Jaanwar ya sam ya Ravi bhi chipaaye hue hain bc.. Ya Maybe Jack Ya Vinny..


Rohit- Abe kya baat kar raha hai tu.. Jaanwar?? Woh literal jaanwar hai he got no feelings..


Main- Yeah..


Rohit- Sam or Ravi ek relationship mein 7 din se faaltu nahi reh shaktey..


Main- Agreed..


Rohit- Vinny or Jack tujhse kuch chipaa shakte nahi..


Main- Yeah..


Rohit- Baaki raha Rishi.. Or Rishi ka kuch hai toh humein pata chalega bhi nahi.. He is too smart..


Main- True bc.. True.. But bhai babhi ko toh pata he hoga..


Rohit- Or woh tujhe bata denge haina??


Main- Naa.. Fuck...


Rohit- Abe time aane par sab khud pata chal jaayega.. Kya issue hai..?


Main- Abe issue bc mujhe nahi pata ki mere bhaiyon ki life mein kya chal raha hai soch itana kahaan busy ho gaya main ki mujhe koi idea nahi hai tumlog kya kar rahe ho.. Pehle Mangal waali news and ab teri mujhe tere uppar gussa nahi haibe or naa tab Mangal par tha gussa mujhe khudpe hai ki main nahi padh paaya tujhe.. Ya mangal ko.. Bc kaisa bhai hun main.. That's the problem... Mujhe lagta hai main apne closest logon ki care he nahi karta.


Rohit- Tu duniya ka best bhai hai.. Tu already itana sab karta hai humaare liye, daily teri life ko koi na koi naya khatra rehta hai still humein protect karta hai, tu already itana busy hai issliye hum nahi caahte ki tujhe ye sab bataake tujhe disturb karein.. Kyunki tu jo kar raha hai woh bahot jyaada important hai bahot jyaada , hajaaron laakhon logon ki jaan bachaana ye humaari relationships se bahot jyaada jaruri hai samjha.. Issliye tension naa le tu world ka best bhai hai..


Mouni- I agree..


Riya- Or tum apne closest logon ki bahot care karte ho bahot jyaada..


Rohit-Exactly.. You're the best..


Main- Thanks guys.. Mouni ji aapka ghar aagaya hai..


Mouni- Thankyou.. Thanks Riya bye guys..


Riya- Bye babes..


Mouni gaadi se uttari or humlog aage badhe Riya k area ki side..


Main- Tu bhi bye boldeta bhai..


Rohit- Haan ab bilkul he Pookie naa bana be.. I'm good..


Main- Lol..


Uske baad humlog Riya k gaon ki taraf pohanchey..


Riya- Bye guys it was loads of fun.. Thanks again..


Main- Mention not babes..


Riya ko drop karke main Or Rohit haweli aaye again bus time pass he kiya humne uske baad dinner and then bam sleep..Subah again main jaldi utha kaafi jaldi infact subah k 3 he baje they but nind puri hogayi thi toh main washroom mein aaya or main munh dho he raha tha ki piche se kissi ne mera gala daboch liya ye sab itana achanak hua ki mujhe moka bhi nahi mila react karne ka, bandey ki pakkad bahot majboot thi or mere pass time kam maine chatpataana chaalu kiya lekin kuch hua nahi usase, meri aankhein bandh hone lagi thi toh maine finally apna pura dum lagaaya or piche se thoda push karke maine usko piche se khinchke aage patak k maara lekin uski bajaaye main niche girra or meri aankh khulli ek bhayanak pain k sath, main bathroom mein he tha or maine apna bhayanak mehanga sink tod diya apne ghutne k sath or mere ghutne mein bhayanak dard ho raha tha..Like bahot jyaada dard..Maadarchod.. Maadarchod.. Main sahaara leke khadda hua toh pair mein bahot dard tha itana ki main ladkhadaatey hue waapis bed par aake girr padda.. Iski maa ki chut.. Hallucinations ne maa chod di sab cheejon ki bhai.. .. Maine time dekha toh subah k 4:30 baje they bhenchod subah subah gand fatt gayi.. Maine apne drawer se pain relief spray nikaala or apne ghutne par lagaaya usme bhenchod alag jallan hui gand fatt gayi . Uske alawa 2 painkillers tablet nigal gaya main Abe 2 painkillers se kya hoga bc tujhe konsa ashar karti hain ye..Ye bolke main 3 tablets orr khaa gaya kyunki majaak nahi dard he itana jyaada tha ki rona aaraha tha bhenchod... Fucking hell.. Gand fatt gayi bc.. Maine kuch derr toh dard sehan kiya lekin finally spray or painkillers ne apna kaam dikkhaaya or mera pain kam hone laga lekin film toh tab bani jab 5 painkillers ek sath lene ka decision galat shaabit hone laga or mujhe bhayanak chakkar or nind aane lagi bhenchod bandh padda pankha ghum raha tha bolo fuckkkk....Issliye maine turant Family group mein message kiya ki aaj meri tabiyat kharaab hai or college nahi jaana mujhe toh mujhe jagaaya na jaaye kissi bhi keemat par nahi.. Or maine apna phone switch off kiya and so gaya...


Uske baad main utha mere gate ki wajah se koi mera gate knock kar raha tha woh bhi jorr jorr se.. Main utha lekin mera koi mood nahi tha bed aw uthne ka kyunki still bhayanak nind or chakkar aarahe they mujhe aisa maano Maine 3 bottle daru pee thi or fir sogaya lekin kissi ne 2 ghante baad he jaga diya aise chakkar aarahe they bc but main utha or uthtey he mujhe meri galati realise hui kyuki mere pair mein bhayanak dard hua lekin bahaar se babhi ki awaaj suni toh main dard ko pee gaya unko pata chala toh 100 sawaal puchengi or fir Hallucinations ka bataana padega befaltu ki tension.. Khair maine gate khola toh saamne Bhai or Babhi dono khaddey they..


Babhi- Daru peeke soraha tha kya?? Kitani derr se gate knock kar rahe hain humlog..


Main-Sir dard kar raha hai..


Ye bolke main waapis bed par aake girr gaya..


Deva-Oye so kya raha hai jaldi se ready hojaa nikalna hai humein..


Main - Kahaan??


Deva- Kya kahaan Delhi.. Bola tha na kal Ki hum sab log Delhi jaa rahe hain..


Main- Fuckk.. Bhull gaya tha..


Deva- Haan toh khadda ho jaldi se..


Main-Jaruri hai kya bhai??


Deva- Ofcourse jaruri hai.. India k Home Minister tere Baldev uncle ne puri family ko lunch par bulaaya hai...


Main- Fir aaplog jaake aao..


Maine apna kambal odhte hue kaha..


Deva- Arrey.. Tujhe pata hai tu favorite hai unka or unhone khaas bola tha ki tujhe leke aaun..


Main-Tabiyat kharaab hai bhai.. Bahot jyaada.. Sir fatt raha hai..


Babhi- Aise kya hua??


Main- Pata nahi nind nahi aai raatko maybe issliye.. Bukhaar aane ko hai.. Aaplog jaake aao..


Deva- AP itana bada step lene jaa rahe hain humlog this is huge for us or Tu sath nahi hoga toh kaise chalega..


Main- Aap ho na bus kaafi hai main or aap ek he hain..


Deva- Still AP weird lagega..


Babhi-Arrey tabiyat kharaab hai toh kaise jaaega uncle samjh jaaenge..


Deva- But still.. Itana bada decision iske bina kaise lunga..


Babhi- Decision aaj thodi lena hai aaj toh formalities hain bus..


Deva- Yeah.. Yeah.. But.. Still..


Main-Kya decision??


Deva-Yelo isko ye bhi nahi pata..


Main- Pata karna bhi nahi hai Aap jo decision loge i support that..


Deva- Humlog Ruling party k sath alliance mein aane ki soch rahe hain soon.. Aaj ussi ko leke discussion hai..or tera hona jaruri hai..


Main- Great.. Bhai.. Discussion he toh hai aap sab jaake aao finaldecision k time main sath rahunga..


Deva- Pakka??


Main- Yeah.. Bindaas jaao haan kar aao..


Maine almost sote hue kaha.. Uss time mujhe nahi pata tha main kya keh raha hun yaa kya nahi kyunki nind he itani Haawi thi..


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