Update-485(Fucked???)
485
Bhai or babhi dono mere bagal mein khaddey they or main nind se bharra padda tha , gharwaale sab Delhi jaa rahe they India k Home Minister k yahaan Lunch par..
Babhi- Main rukkun yahaan jyaada kharaab hai toh tabiyat??
Main- Naa.. Naa.. Dono nahi jaaenge toh uncle gussa karenge.. Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai.. Ami rahegi yahaan.. Aap log jaake aao.. Good Night... Best of luck bhai..
Bus aage ka kuch yaad nahi hai mujhe main firse gehari nind sogaya and abki baar mujhe kissi ne pura hilaake jagaaya main utha toh mere saamne Riya khaddi thi woh bhi mere bedroom mein .. Bhenchod.. Hallucination beta ek baar taang tudwa lee hai ab naa fansunga teri maa ki chut.. Ye bolke main firse sogaya.. Lekin agle he second mujhe firse hilaaya main fir utha or saamne Riya khaddi thi..
Main- Bc ek or hallucination... Sone dey naa bhai..
Riya- AP?? Tum theek toh ho??
"boss wake up"
Ye awaaj Ami ki thi bhencho ye sapna nahi hai.. Fuck.. Main bhaagke bed se utha lekin again uthtey he mere pair mein bhayankar dard hua..
Main-Fuckkk...
Ye bolke main waapis bed par baith gaya..
Riya-You ok??
Main- Yeah.. Tum yahaan kaise??
Riya- Tumhara phone lag nahi raha subah se toh maine Sam ko call kiya usne bataaya puri family Delhi gayi hai or tumhari tabiyat kharaab hai.. Toh main aagayi milne.. Kya hua??
Main- Ab toh kuch bhi nahi hua.. Din mein sir dard kar raha tha..
Riya- Ab theek ho??
Main-Yeah yeah.. I'm fine..
Riya- Ok... Jaldi se ready ho jaao fir..
Main- Ready?? Ready hone se bachne k liye toh main delhi nahi gaya..
Riya- Arrey baba Delhi nahi jaana.. Mere ghar jaana hai..
Main- Tumhare ghar kyun??
Riya- Ajit ka birthday hai ussi ka invitation dene aai hun tumhe..
Main- Kon Ajit?? Ohh tumhara bhai.. Saala..
Riya- Hey.. behave...
Main- Kya behave Sala he toh hai.. Mera jaana jaruri hai kya??
Riya- Yeah.. 100% aaj usko bataadungi main apne baare mein.. This is huge for us AP.. And you have to be there..
Main-Hainnn??
Riya- Yeah.. Usase koi baat itane din nahi chipaai maine.. I'm feeling weird.. Aaj best moka hai.. Hum dono sath honge tab bata dungi Ajit ko.. Bahot bada bojh uttar jaaega mere uppar se..
Main- Ok.. Kitane baje hai party??
Riya- 9...
Main- Abhi toh 7 he baje hain.. Tum chalo tabtak aata hun main..
Riya- Doobara matt so jaana tum birthday preparations chhodke aai hun tumhe jagaane.. Please don't be late..
Main- Chance he nahi hai..
Riya- Ami tumhe bhi aana hai isko sone matt dena..
Ami- Copy that..
Riya- Ok AP jaldi aana .. Byee..
Main- Byeee..
Ye sunke Riya chali gayi wahaan se or main waapis bed par girra..
Ami- Boss doobara matt so jaana please.. Almost 20 ghante se so rahe ho .. Drugs toh nahi lene lag gaye??
Main- Aisa he kuch..
Ami-Matlab??
Main- Abe woh bhencho hallucination mein Bruce Lee bana tha sink tod diya knee par injury hai bhayankar pain tha, subah toh multiple painkillers ek sath le liye or unhone aisa chakkar diya ki abhi aankh khull rahi hai..
Ami- Dikhaao knee.. Fuckk boss.. Swollen hai knee.. Broken bone toh nahi hai??
Main- Naa naa.. Bone toh nahi gayi hogi.. But kuch toh serious he gaya hai..
Ami- Fucking hell.. Hospital chalein??
Main- Yeah.. Tu jaake ready ho jaa hospital chalenge Ruhi ko dikhaaenge and wahaan se seedha Riya k ghar...
Ami- Nice..
Main- Mere kapde nikaal k rakh dey.. Black shirt or uske sath pants hongi.. RL ki..
Ami-Ok..
Ab Ami chali gayi idhar main bhi nahaane k liye utha toh bc ek pair par kuddke bathroom mein aaya and badi muskill se pant nikaali or shower k niche khadda hogaya bus naam naam ka shower liya maine and fir badi mushkil se bahaar aaya ab shirt toh maine pehan lee jorr lagaake underwear bhi pehan liya lekin bhenchod ab pant pehaney mein gand fatte ek pair daal liya lekin dusara pair uthe he naa dard itana ki pucho matt ab main baitha raha Ami k aane ka wait karne laga bhenchod kya din aagaye hain bolo.. Finally Ami aai ready hoke room mein..
Main- Finally.. Help kar toh..
Ami ka sahaara leke maine pant pehani.. Baal waal set kiye ab ek or major task tha bc mera room uppar tha or seedhiyon se niche jaane mein gand fattne waali thi..
Main- Bhenchod Billionaire log hain gharmein lift naa lagwaai jaa rahi bolo.. Kaise uttarun ab..
Ami- Ek pair par uttaro..
Main- Haao.. Dua karo ki Ruhi koi aisi tablet dey ki party mein jaa paaun theek se..
Ami-Boss agar damage jyaada hua naa toh ye party chhodo agle kai hafte koi party mein nahi jaa paaoge..
Main- Subh subh bol...
Baat karte karte Main niche uttara finally..
Main- Jaa main aata bahaar tabtak gaadi le aa tu..
Main aahista aahista bahaar aaya tabtak Ami gaadi le aai main gaadi mein baitha and Ruhi ko call kiya..
Ruhi-Haan babe.
Main-Kahaan hai??
Ruhi- Hospital hun bus nikal rahi hun..
Main- Rukk toh.. Sun mere knee mein chott lagi hai bhayankar dard hai 10 minute's mein aaraha hun iska konsa doctor hai usko bol toh tere cabin mein aaye..
Ruhi-Ok... Kya karta rehta hai tu yaar..
Main-Mujhe khud nahi pata..
Call disconnected..
Finally main hospital pohancha and thankfully hospital mein lift thi toh main seedha Ruhi k cabin mein aaya orr wahaan Ruhi and ek alag doctor baitha tha...
Main- Hii babes..
Ruhi- Aa baith aaram se..
Doctor- Aaram se baitho sir.. Ye pant uppar karo..
Maine pant uppar ki jisase usse ghutna dikha mera.. Usne dekha fir press kiya..
Main-Doctor.. Chilaa dunga main.. Bahot dard hai..
Ruhi-Hospital aaya hai ya shaadi mein aise ready hoke...
Main- Party mein bhi jaana hai yahaan se direct..
Doctor- Unfortunately sir party mein toh nahi jaa paaoge aap..
Main- Subh subh bolo doctor.. Itana serious hai kya??
Doctor- Yes.. Ligaments tear hai 100%.. Xray k baad confirm hoga ki Minor hai yaa Major.. Most probably Major he hai..
Main-Ok?? Fir??
Ruhi- Agar Major tear hai toh AP bahot lamba process hai i know Tu jaldi recover hota hai but tere liye bhi lagaale 3-5 maheene takk theek se chal bhi nahi paaega..
Main- What the fuckkkkkkkk??
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