Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Rajesh]

Update-481(Mouni-1) ​

481


Main Or Rohit still Canteen mein baithe Coffee par charcha kar rahe they woh bhi politics ki..


"Yahaan Pair par pair rakhke baithe ho class mein nahi jaa shakte"


Ye awaaj Riya ki thi jisse sun main piche mudda..


Main- Kya karunga class jaake.


Riya- Kya karte hain class jaake?? Padh loge thoda bahot..


Main- Padhke kon kya ban gaya bhalla ..


Riya- Bahot saare log bahot kuch ban gaye padh padhke..


Main- Not me..


Riya- Babhi ko bataaungi ki dono yahaan baithe rahe college aane k baad bhi...


Rohit- Oye hello madam meri class hain he nahi..Toh kahaan jaake baithunga??Mujhe kyun pitwaana hai tereko..


Riya- Ok bhaiya aapka naam nahi lungi..


Rohit- Thanks..


Main- Kya thanks be.. Mera bhi naam kyun lena hai..


Riya- Toh chalo class.. Pehli class over bhi hogayi.. Nicki mam ki class hai ..


Main- Arrey mood nahi hai yaar..


Riya- Kya hua??


Main- Pata nahi..


Rohit- Jaao date par jaake aao dono mood fresh ho jaaega..


Main-Chalein??


Riya- Chalein?? Of course.. Issliye toh yahaan aai thi main, tum toh puchoge nahi.. Thanks Rohit bhaiya..


Rohit- Enjoy..


Main- Kahaan chalna hai??


Riya- Chalo gaadi mein he decide karte hain..


Main- Cool.. Chal raha Rohit??


Rohit- Riya apni kissi dost ko leke chal rahi hai toh chalun..


Rohit ne hanste hue kaha.


Riya- Hmm.. Arrushi k alawa kissi ko utana pata he nahi mera or AP ka..


Rohit- Hell no.. Aarushi behan jaisi he hai.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Riya- Mouni ka kya hua?? You guys not together anymore??


Rohit- Ahem ahem.. Ahem...


Main- Wait.. What??... Mouni ka kya!?


Maine Rohit ko dekha toh uska cehra bhayanak guilty tha..


Riya- Uhh ooo.. Galat time par jubaan khull gayi..


Main- Oh hell no bitch..hell no
..Nooo.. Bhai.. Naa... Naa... Naa.. Naa.. Bc... Tune Toh Mangal waali harkat kar di be. Abe nahi... Nooo.. Bhenchod Tu Principal ki beti ko date kar raha hai?? Bhenchod...


Rohit- Abe chutiye Mangal se kya compare kar raha hai Mangal shaadi karne waala tha tab bataaya usne, main kahaan be Mouni ka or mera kuch aisa nahi hai.. Humlog ka kuch pakka nahi hai 2 saal se date kar raha hun main usko jisme se 85% of time main usko dikhta bhi nahi... Mujhe khud nahi pata relationship hai ya kya hai bc..


Main- 2 saal.. Iski maa... Ki... Bhai.. 2 saal... Fucking hell..


Rohit- Abe aise kya kar raha hai tujhe aajtak kab maine bataya meri girlfriends k baare mein..


Main- True Tu hai toh private person..


Rohit- Yeah.. But Mouni ka bataane ka ye reason nahi tha.. Woh toh bus issliye ki bc uska baapu woh principal tera jaani dushman hai toh tujhe awkward lagega.. Befaltu ka conflict kyun create karna..


Main- Abe.. Kya baat kar raha hai.. Tujhe passand hai toh principal ko jhel lunga be main kya baat kar raha hai.. Bc Tu jaanta hai ye baat.. Issliye usko date karne se aage nahi badha kya 2 saal se tu??


Rohit- Abe nahi be.. Itana serious kuch hai bhi nahi aage toh issliye nahi badha kyunki tujhe pata he hai bc dating, relationship ye sab mujhe nahi jamta.. Issliye bus yun he .. Tera pata tha mujhe ki tu samjh lega..


Main- 2 saal se date kar raha hai or serious nahi hua?? Iss 2 saal mein koi or ladki se mila??


Rohit- Naa be..


Main- Mouni ki koi dusari relationship hui iss bich??


Rohit- I hope not.. Bc..


Riya- Not at all.. Mouni ne kabhi aisa kuch nahi kiya.. She's loyal to Rohit.. She's waiting for him..


Main- Lo bc.. Woh tera wait kar rahi Tu uska.. Abe official karo relationship ko..


Rohit- Tu gussa nahi hai bc?? Tujhse baat chupaai maine..


Main- Sach kahun toh thoda saa weird toh laga bc tu or main toh underwears takk share karte hain toh bc ye kaise nahi bataai tune..


Riya- Ewwwww! Disgusting..


Main- Rukk jaao memsaab.. Lekin fir mujhe dhyaan aaya ki tu Rohit hai bc teri dating life humesha se he secret rahi hai tu kabhi share nahi karta tha , i know tujhe passand nahi so theek hai i can understand.. Still thoda saa gussa toh hai ,haan aise rest par nahi hota toh gussa jyaada hota but thankfully bach gaya tu..


Rohit- Great.. Thanks Riya.. Main kabse ye baat bataane ka moka dhund raha tha isko thankfully tune bata diya..


Riya- Welcome welcome..


Rohit- Oh by the way Ravi or Sam ko pata hai.. But but gussa kare usse pehle bata dun maine nahi bataaya unko woh toh bc Sam ekdin James Bond bangaya or saare dots connect karke usne pata lagaa liya..


Main- Fir theek, tune bataya hota toh yahin patak patak k maarta tujhe..


Rohit- And obviously Rishi ko pata hai..


Main- Oh yeah.. That's understandable.. Usko pata hota he hai..


Riya - Aise kaise??


Main- Rishi ko humaara sab pata hota hai mostly toh hum khud he bata detey hain kyunki kahin kuch karna ho jaise dates par jaana yaa drives par jaana toh uske he contacts se help leni padti hai yaani impression jhaadne k liye ussi ki gaadiyaan yaa contacts etc use karte hain humlog.. Or hum naa bhi bataaein toh uski tej khopdi kaise na kaise karke pata laga he leti hai, uske itane saare contacts hain yahaan ki koi na koi bata he deta hai usko..


Rohit- Yeah he is too smart for this shit..


Main- So ok ye bhi hua..


Rohit- So maaf kiya tune??


Main- Na abhi nahi ek kaam karna padega..


Rohit- Aroma mein party done.. Unlimited daru..


Riya- Aji haan ye kya baat hui . No. No Alcohol..


Main- Yeah no alcohol.. Woh baad mein.. Abhi toh Mouni ko call kar or bula double date par chalte hain..


Rohit- Abe chhod naa be.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Main- Bhakk bc kabtak yahin atka rahega.. Aage badh.. Abhi bulaa.. Abhi.. Yaa main bulaaun..


Rohit- Bulaa..


Main- Bc.. Tujhe kya lagta hai bulaaunga nahi main..


Rohit- Class mein hogi bc..kaise uthaaegi..


Riya- Naa.. Abhi nicki mam aai he nahi thi..


Maine Mouni ko call lagaaya.. And thankfully usne uthaaya bhi..


Mouni- Hi AP..


Main- Listen Mouni.. 2 minutes mein Parking mein aake milo toh please....


Mouni- Abhi??


Main- Yeah.. It's urgent...


Mouni- Sure..


Call disconnected..


Main- Chal khadda ho ab..


Rohit- Double date.. Bc that's so cringe..


Main- Shut up bitch..


Continued..

Awesome update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-482(Mouni-2) ​

482


Main Riya Or Rohit Parking mein aake Mouni ka wait karne lage..


Main- Mouni ko humaara pata hai??


Riya- Yeah kind of. She knows we are dating..


Main- Great..


So eventually Mouni or Rohit almost 2 saal se date kar rahe they and again mujhe nahi pata tha ki mere bhai ki life mein kya chal raha hai and that's shocking bc main apni life mein itana masgull tha ki main firse apni family se durr ho raha tha.. Mangal or Meenu ki baat jab saamne aai thi tab bhi aise he dhoka laga tha mujhe lekin tab dhoka jyaada laga tha kyunki Rohit jo hai woh bahot he shy type ladka hai obviously mujhse 3-4 saal bada hai woh toh main bachpan se he uske sath raha hun or kabhi bhi usne khud se apni relationship humein nahi bataai toh ab jyaada shock nahi laga humein.. Main Sam Ravi jahaan daily new girlfriends banaake ekdusare se compete karte they ki ek maheene mein kon jyaada ladkiyaan set kar shakta hai wahin Rohit ek time par sirf or sirf ek he ladki se loyal hota tha but again woh bahot shy hai dating, time spend,gifts etc etc ye sab bakchodi uske buss ki nahi hai issliye uski relationships last mein jahaan se suru hui wahin khatam ho jaati thi lekin ab nahi ye relationship main aage leke jaaunga kyunki obviously Rohit kaafi mature ho chuka tha or ab usse serious hona he tha relationships ko leke or Main Mouni ko jaanta tha woh bahot he genuine ladki thi uska baap beshak madarchod tha but uske baap se humein kya he matlab tha or Mouni pehli ladki thi jisne 2 saal Rohit ka wait kiya or usase Loyal bhi rahi yaani Mouni perfect match thi Rohit k liye..


Rohit- Oye.. AP... Oye..


Main- Yeah sorry..


Main apne sapne se bahaar aaya toh Mouni mere saamne khaddi thi..


Mouni- Kya hua AP??


Main- Tum batao kya hua??


Mouni - Meaning??


Main- Ye Kon hai??


Mouni- Riya..


Main- Riya nahi.. Riya toh piche hai.. Ye kon hai..


Mouni- Rohit...


Main- Rohit?? Senior ko Sir nahi bola.. Oh my god.. Kuch toh gadbad hai Daya...


Riya- Stop it AP.. Mouni he knows about you guys..


Mouni-.. W. woh.. Ma. Am... Maine b.. Bola tha Rohit ko.. Ki tell AP atleast... I... Swear.. I'm sorry..


Main- Koi baat ni... Galati tumhari nahi hai , maine he saanp paala tha..


Rohit- Sorry be..


Main- Kitana he sorry bol 3-4 din toh picha nahi chhodunga.. So Mouni as you may know ye mera saga bhai nahi hai not at all toh tumhari marji iska kuch bhi karo mujhe farak nahi padta..


Rohit- Abe sorry sorry sorry.. Kitani baar bulaaaega be..


Main- Just kidding obviously ye mera saga bhai nahi hai but mere sage bhai jaisa he hai Sam Or Ravi k barabar hai mere liye ye I'll do anything for this guy anything, bachpan se humare sath he raha hai ye mere buaji ka ladka tha but unfortunately we lost my buaji to cancer and his father mere fufaji obviously Home and Education minister hain Haryana k tum toh jaanti he ho kyunki tumhare dad k kaafi ache dost hain woh infact unhi k kehne par tumhare dad ne mera admission karwaya tha woh bhi itana late.. So fufaji busy rehte they toh iski 90% life humare sath he beeti hai meri haweli iski bhi hai mere room k just bagal mein iska room hai.. Ye sabse mera matlab hai ye mera bhai he hai and i swear isase better ladka koi ho he nahi shakta see main koi acha banda nahi hun I'm not a good guy but ye ye jo haina ye Deva bhai or Rishi k baad hum mein se sabse seedha banda hai so trust me isase better koi nahi milega tumhe..


Ye sunke Mouni sharma gayi..


Mouni- I know..


Main- But iske sath ek issue hai ye bahot jyaada shy hai bahot jyaada so tumhe harr cheej mein humesha pehal karni padegi.. Ye khudse tumhe ek gulaab ka fooll bhi nahi dega but tum kahogi toh pura bageecha laa dega . Dates par jaana hai toh ye khudse nahi bolega lekin tum bologi toh caahe ye kitana he busy ho kissi k sath bhi ho ye jarur aaega.. Bus 2 logon ko chhodke , 2 he aise log hain jinke kaam mein yaa jinke sath ye busy hai toh nahi aa paaega...


Riya- And woh 2 kon??


Rohit- Ek toh ye tumhare saamne khadda hai dusare hain Deva bhai...


Mouni- I can deal with that..


Main- Wow.. Bus yahi kehna tha.. Bus yahi kehna tha.. And let's go on a double date..


Mouni- I'm down.. Thanks for trusting me AP....


Main- No worries.. Let's go.. Rohit chala be..


Rohit driving seat par aaya..


Main- Aage baitho mouni...


Mouni- Noo.. No.. You sit..


Rohit-Oye Tu baith aage.


Main- No.. Mouni sit..


Main Or Riya piche baithey . .


Rohit- Breakfast??


Main- Yeah.. Rajiv k pass chal...


Humlog college se nikale he they ki mera phone baja jo Rajnish ka tha, Rajnish i mean Gudla ka bahubali MLA..


Main- Haanji Neta Ji..


Rajnish- Parnaam bhai..


Main- Parnaam.. Bataao..


Rajnish- Bhai milna tha ek baar..


Main- Hmmm.. Abhi toh nahi ho paaega sir kuch din , chutti le rakhi hai maine..


Rajnish - Bhai koi kaam nahi bus aapko kuch batana hai simple saa.. Nothing more thodi salaah mill jaaegi toh better rahega.. Bus 5 minutes lagengi..


Main- Kahaan hai??


Rajnish - Abhi toh ek program mein jaa raha hun bhai.. Gudla se nikal he raha hun bus..


Main- Good Tere chownk se gujarunga main 10 minutes mein wahin bata dena..


Rajnish - Ji bhai.. Thanks bhai..


Call disconnected..


Riya - Hogayi date?? Hogayi chutti puri?


Main- Arrey naa naa.. Yaar jubaan din hai kamaal Karti ho ye toh bus 5 minutes lagenge..


Riya- Pakka??


Main- Tumhari kassam gaadi se bhi nahi uttarunga..


Bhencho isko kya hua ab. Bc orr problems nahi chahiye bhai mujhe..


Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Silent lover]

Rohit ka Mouni ke saath bada h maza aayega double date pe to

 

[Rohit1988]

Waiting for update bhai ji

Update-481(Mouni-1) ​

481


Main Or Rohit still Canteen mein baithe Coffee par charcha kar rahe they woh bhi politics ki..


"Yahaan Pair par pair rakhke baithe ho class mein nahi jaa shakte"


Ye awaaj Riya ki thi jisse sun main piche mudda..


Main- Kya karunga class jaake.


Riya- Kya karte hain class jaake?? Padh loge thoda bahot..


Main- Padhke kon kya ban gaya bhalla ..


Riya- Bahot saare log bahot kuch ban gaye padh padhke..


Main- Not me..


Riya- Babhi ko bataaungi ki dono yahaan baithe rahe college aane k baad bhi...


Rohit- Oye hello madam meri class hain he nahi..Toh kahaan jaake baithunga??Mujhe kyun pitwaana hai tereko..


Riya- Ok bhaiya aapka naam nahi lungi..


Rohit- Thanks..


Main- Kya thanks be.. Mera bhi naam kyun lena hai..


Riya- Toh chalo class.. Pehli class over bhi hogayi.. Nicki mam ki class hai ..


Main- Arrey mood nahi hai yaar..


Riya- Kya hua??


Main- Pata nahi..


Rohit- Jaao date par jaake aao dono mood fresh ho jaaega..


Main-Chalein??


Riya- Chalein?? Of course.. Issliye toh yahaan aai thi main, tum toh puchoge nahi.. Thanks Rohit bhaiya..


Rohit- Enjoy..


Main- Kahaan chalna hai??


Riya- Chalo gaadi mein he decide karte hain..


Main- Cool.. Chal raha Rohit??


Rohit- Riya apni kissi dost ko leke chal rahi hai toh chalun..


Rohit ne hanste hue kaha.


Riya- Hmm.. Arrushi k alawa kissi ko utana pata he nahi mera or AP ka..


Rohit- Hell no.. Aarushi behan jaisi he hai.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Riya- Mouni ka kya hua?? You guys not together anymore??


Rohit- Ahem ahem.. Ahem...


Main- Wait.. What??... Mouni ka kya!?


Maine Rohit ko dekha toh uska cehra bhayanak guilty tha..


Riya- Uhh ooo.. Galat time par jubaan khull gayi..


Main- Oh hell no bitch..hell no
..Nooo.. Bhai.. Naa... Naa... Naa.. Naa.. Bc... Tune Toh Mangal waali harkat kar di be. Abe nahi... Nooo.. Bhenchod Tu Principal ki beti ko date kar raha hai?? Bhenchod...


Rohit- Abe chutiye Mangal se kya compare kar raha hai Mangal shaadi karne waala tha tab bataaya usne, main kahaan be Mouni ka or mera kuch aisa nahi hai.. Humlog ka kuch pakka nahi hai 2 saal se date kar raha hun main usko jisme se 85% of time main usko dikhta bhi nahi... Mujhe khud nahi pata relationship hai ya kya hai bc..


Main- 2 saal.. Iski maa... Ki... Bhai.. 2 saal... Fucking hell..


Rohit- Abe aise kya kar raha hai tujhe aajtak kab maine bataya meri girlfriends k baare mein..


Main- True Tu hai toh private person..


Rohit- Yeah.. But Mouni ka bataane ka ye reason nahi tha.. Woh toh bus issliye ki bc uska baapu woh principal tera jaani dushman hai toh tujhe awkward lagega.. Befaltu ka conflict kyun create karna..


Main- Abe.. Kya baat kar raha hai.. Tujhe passand hai toh principal ko jhel lunga be main kya baat kar raha hai.. Bc Tu jaanta hai ye baat.. Issliye usko date karne se aage nahi badha kya 2 saal se tu??


Rohit- Abe nahi be.. Itana serious kuch hai bhi nahi aage toh issliye nahi badha kyunki tujhe pata he hai bc dating, relationship ye sab mujhe nahi jamta.. Issliye bus yun he .. Tera pata tha mujhe ki tu samjh lega..


Main- 2 saal se date kar raha hai or serious nahi hua?? Iss 2 saal mein koi or ladki se mila??


Rohit- Naa be..


Main- Mouni ki koi dusari relationship hui iss bich??


Rohit- I hope not.. Bc..


Riya- Not at all.. Mouni ne kabhi aisa kuch nahi kiya.. She's loyal to Rohit.. She's waiting for him..


Main- Lo bc.. Woh tera wait kar rahi Tu uska.. Abe official karo relationship ko..


Rohit- Tu gussa nahi hai bc?? Tujhse baat chupaai maine..


Main- Sach kahun toh thoda saa weird toh laga bc tu or main toh underwears takk share karte hain toh bc ye kaise nahi bataai tune..


Riya- Ewwwww! Disgusting..


Main- Rukk jaao memsaab.. Lekin fir mujhe dhyaan aaya ki tu Rohit hai bc teri dating life humesha se he secret rahi hai tu kabhi share nahi karta tha , i know tujhe passand nahi so theek hai i can understand.. Still thoda saa gussa toh hai ,haan aise rest par nahi hota toh gussa jyaada hota but thankfully bach gaya tu..


Rohit- Great.. Thanks Riya.. Main kabse ye baat bataane ka moka dhund raha tha isko thankfully tune bata diya..


Riya- Welcome welcome..


Rohit- Oh by the way Ravi or Sam ko pata hai.. But but gussa kare usse pehle bata dun maine nahi bataaya unko woh toh bc Sam ekdin James Bond bangaya or saare dots connect karke usne pata lagaa liya..


Main- Fir theek, tune bataya hota toh yahin patak patak k maarta tujhe..


Rohit- And obviously Rishi ko pata hai..


Main- Oh yeah.. That's understandable.. Usko pata hota he hai..


Riya - Aise kaise??


Main- Rishi ko humaara sab pata hota hai mostly toh hum khud he bata detey hain kyunki kahin kuch karna ho jaise dates par jaana yaa drives par jaana toh uske he contacts se help leni padti hai yaani impression jhaadne k liye ussi ki gaadiyaan yaa contacts etc use karte hain humlog.. Or hum naa bhi bataaein toh uski tej khopdi kaise na kaise karke pata laga he leti hai, uske itane saare contacts hain yahaan ki koi na koi bata he deta hai usko..


Rohit- Yeah he is too smart for this shit..


Main- So ok ye bhi hua..


Rohit- So maaf kiya tune??


Main- Na abhi nahi ek kaam karna padega..


Rohit- Aroma mein party done.. Unlimited daru..


Riya- Aji haan ye kya baat hui . No. No Alcohol..


Main- Yeah no alcohol.. Woh baad mein.. Abhi toh Mouni ko call kar or bula double date par chalte hain..


Rohit- Abe chhod naa be.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Main- Bhakk bc kabtak yahin atka rahega.. Aage badh.. Abhi bulaa.. Abhi.. Yaa main bulaaun..


Rohit- Bulaa..


Main- Bc.. Tujhe kya lagta hai bulaaunga nahi main..


Rohit- Class mein hogi bc..kaise uthaaegi..


Riya- Naa.. Abhi nicki mam aai he nahi thi..


Maine Mouni ko call lagaaya.. And thankfully usne uthaaya bhi..


Mouni- Hi AP..


Main- Listen Mouni.. 2 minutes mein Parking mein aake milo toh please....


Mouni- Abhi??


Main- Yeah.. It's urgent...


Mouni- Sure..


Call disconnected..


Main- Chal khadda ho ab..


Rohit- Double date.. Bc that's so cringe..


Main- Shut up bitch..


Continued..

Nice update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-482(Mouni-2) ​

482


Main Riya Or Rohit Parking mein aake Mouni ka wait karne lage..


Main- Mouni ko humaara pata hai??


Riya- Yeah kind of. She knows we are dating..


Main- Great..


So eventually Mouni or Rohit almost 2 saal se date kar rahe they and again mujhe nahi pata tha ki mere bhai ki life mein kya chal raha hai and that's shocking bc main apni life mein itana masgull tha ki main firse apni family se durr ho raha tha.. Mangal or Meenu ki baat jab saamne aai thi tab bhi aise he dhoka laga tha mujhe lekin tab dhoka jyaada laga tha kyunki Rohit jo hai woh bahot he shy type ladka hai obviously mujhse 3-4 saal bada hai woh toh main bachpan se he uske sath raha hun or kabhi bhi usne khud se apni relationship humein nahi bataai toh ab jyaada shock nahi laga humein.. Main Sam Ravi jahaan daily new girlfriends banaake ekdusare se compete karte they ki ek maheene mein kon jyaada ladkiyaan set kar shakta hai wahin Rohit ek time par sirf or sirf ek he ladki se loyal hota tha but again woh bahot shy hai dating, time spend,gifts etc etc ye sab bakchodi uske buss ki nahi hai issliye uski relationships last mein jahaan se suru hui wahin khatam ho jaati thi lekin ab nahi ye relationship main aage leke jaaunga kyunki obviously Rohit kaafi mature ho chuka tha or ab usse serious hona he tha relationships ko leke or Main Mouni ko jaanta tha woh bahot he genuine ladki thi uska baap beshak madarchod tha but uske baap se humein kya he matlab tha or Mouni pehli ladki thi jisne 2 saal Rohit ka wait kiya or usase Loyal bhi rahi yaani Mouni perfect match thi Rohit k liye..


Rohit- Oye.. AP... Oye..


Main- Yeah sorry..


Main apne sapne se bahaar aaya toh Mouni mere saamne khaddi thi..


Mouni- Kya hua AP??


Main- Tum batao kya hua??


Mouni - Meaning??


Main- Ye Kon hai??


Mouni- Riya..


Main- Riya nahi.. Riya toh piche hai.. Ye kon hai..


Mouni- Rohit...


Main- Rohit?? Senior ko Sir nahi bola.. Oh my god.. Kuch toh gadbad hai Daya...


Riya- Stop it AP.. Mouni he knows about you guys..


Mouni-.. W. woh.. Ma. Am... Maine b.. Bola tha Rohit ko.. Ki tell AP atleast... I... Swear.. I'm sorry..


Main- Koi baat ni... Galati tumhari nahi hai , maine he saanp paala tha..


Rohit- Sorry be..


Main- Kitana he sorry bol 3-4 din toh picha nahi chhodunga.. So Mouni as you may know ye mera saga bhai nahi hai not at all toh tumhari marji iska kuch bhi karo mujhe farak nahi padta..


Rohit- Abe sorry sorry sorry.. Kitani baar bulaaaega be..


Main- Just kidding obviously ye mera saga bhai nahi hai but mere sage bhai jaisa he hai Sam Or Ravi k barabar hai mere liye ye I'll do anything for this guy anything, bachpan se humare sath he raha hai ye mere buaji ka ladka tha but unfortunately we lost my buaji to cancer and his father mere fufaji obviously Home and Education minister hain Haryana k tum toh jaanti he ho kyunki tumhare dad k kaafi ache dost hain woh infact unhi k kehne par tumhare dad ne mera admission karwaya tha woh bhi itana late.. So fufaji busy rehte they toh iski 90% life humare sath he beeti hai meri haweli iski bhi hai mere room k just bagal mein iska room hai.. Ye sabse mera matlab hai ye mera bhai he hai and i swear isase better ladka koi ho he nahi shakta see main koi acha banda nahi hun I'm not a good guy but ye ye jo haina ye Deva bhai or Rishi k baad hum mein se sabse seedha banda hai so trust me isase better koi nahi milega tumhe..


Ye sunke Mouni sharma gayi..


Mouni- I know..


Main- But iske sath ek issue hai ye bahot jyaada shy hai bahot jyaada so tumhe harr cheej mein humesha pehal karni padegi.. Ye khudse tumhe ek gulaab ka fooll bhi nahi dega but tum kahogi toh pura bageecha laa dega . Dates par jaana hai toh ye khudse nahi bolega lekin tum bologi toh caahe ye kitana he busy ho kissi k sath bhi ho ye jarur aaega.. Bus 2 logon ko chhodke , 2 he aise log hain jinke kaam mein yaa jinke sath ye busy hai toh nahi aa paaega...


Riya- And woh 2 kon??


Rohit- Ek toh ye tumhare saamne khadda hai dusare hain Deva bhai...


Mouni- I can deal with that..


Main- Wow.. Bus yahi kehna tha.. Bus yahi kehna tha.. And let's go on a double date..


Mouni- I'm down.. Thanks for trusting me AP....


Main- No worries.. Let's go.. Rohit chala be..


Rohit driving seat par aaya..


Main- Aage baitho mouni...


Mouni- Noo.. No.. You sit..


Rohit-Oye Tu baith aage.


Main- No.. Mouni sit..


Main Or Riya piche baithey . .


Rohit- Breakfast??


Main- Yeah.. Rajiv k pass chal...


Humlog college se nikale he they ki mera phone baja jo Rajnish ka tha, Rajnish i mean Gudla ka bahubali MLA..


Main- Haanji Neta Ji..


Rajnish- Parnaam bhai..


Main- Parnaam.. Bataao..


Rajnish- Bhai milna tha ek baar..


Main- Hmmm.. Abhi toh nahi ho paaega sir kuch din , chutti le rakhi hai maine..


Rajnish - Bhai koi kaam nahi bus aapko kuch batana hai simple saa.. Nothing more thodi salaah mill jaaegi toh better rahega.. Bus 5 minutes lagengi..


Main- Kahaan hai??


Rajnish - Abhi toh ek program mein jaa raha hun bhai.. Gudla se nikal he raha hun bus..


Main- Good Tere chownk se gujarunga main 10 minutes mein wahin bata dena..


Rajnish - Ji bhai.. Thanks bhai..


Call disconnected..


Riya - Hogayi date?? Hogayi chutti puri?


Main- Arrey naa naa.. Yaar jubaan din hai kamaal Karti ho ye toh bus 5 minutes lagenge..


Riya- Pakka??


Main- Tumhari kassam gaadi se bhi nahi uttarunga..


Bhencho isko kya hua ab. Bc orr problems nahi chahiye bhai mujhe..


Continued..

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Update-481(Mouni-1) ​

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Main Or Rohit still Canteen mein baithe Coffee par charcha kar rahe they woh bhi politics ki..


"Yahaan Pair par pair rakhke baithe ho class mein nahi jaa shakte"


Ye awaaj Riya ki thi jisse sun main piche mudda..


Main- Kya karunga class jaake.


Riya- Kya karte hain class jaake?? Padh loge thoda bahot..


Main- Padhke kon kya ban gaya bhalla ..


Riya- Bahot saare log bahot kuch ban gaye padh padhke..


Main- Not me..


Riya- Babhi ko bataaungi ki dono yahaan baithe rahe college aane k baad bhi...


Rohit- Oye hello madam meri class hain he nahi..Toh kahaan jaake baithunga??Mujhe kyun pitwaana hai tereko..


Riya- Ok bhaiya aapka naam nahi lungi..


Rohit- Thanks..


Main- Kya thanks be.. Mera bhi naam kyun lena hai..


Riya- Toh chalo class.. Pehli class over bhi hogayi.. Nicki mam ki class hai ..


Main- Arrey mood nahi hai yaar..


Riya- Kya hua??


Main- Pata nahi..


Rohit- Jaao date par jaake aao dono mood fresh ho jaaega..


Main-Chalein??


Riya- Chalein?? Of course.. Issliye toh yahaan aai thi main, tum toh puchoge nahi.. Thanks Rohit bhaiya..


Rohit- Enjoy..


Main- Kahaan chalna hai??


Riya- Chalo gaadi mein he decide karte hain..


Main- Cool.. Chal raha Rohit??


Rohit- Riya apni kissi dost ko leke chal rahi hai toh chalun..


Rohit ne hanste hue kaha.


Riya- Hmm.. Arrushi k alawa kissi ko utana pata he nahi mera or AP ka..


Rohit- Hell no.. Aarushi behan jaisi he hai.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Riya- Mouni ka kya hua?? You guys not together anymore??


Rohit- Ahem ahem.. Ahem...


Main- Wait.. What??... Mouni ka kya!?


Maine Rohit ko dekha toh uska cehra bhayanak guilty tha..


Riya- Uhh ooo.. Galat time par jubaan khull gayi..


Main- Oh hell no bitch..hell no
..Nooo.. Bhai.. Naa... Naa... Naa.. Naa.. Bc... Tune Toh Mangal waali harkat kar di be. Abe nahi... Nooo.. Bhenchod Tu Principal ki beti ko date kar raha hai?? Bhenchod...


Rohit- Abe chutiye Mangal se kya compare kar raha hai Mangal shaadi karne waala tha tab bataaya usne, main kahaan be Mouni ka or mera kuch aisa nahi hai.. Humlog ka kuch pakka nahi hai 2 saal se date kar raha hun main usko jisme se 85% of time main usko dikhta bhi nahi... Mujhe khud nahi pata relationship hai ya kya hai bc..


Main- 2 saal.. Iski maa... Ki... Bhai.. 2 saal... Fucking hell..


Rohit- Abe aise kya kar raha hai tujhe aajtak kab maine bataya meri girlfriends k baare mein..


Main- True Tu hai toh private person..


Rohit- Yeah.. But Mouni ka bataane ka ye reason nahi tha.. Woh toh bus issliye ki bc uska baapu woh principal tera jaani dushman hai toh tujhe awkward lagega.. Befaltu ka conflict kyun create karna..


Main- Abe.. Kya baat kar raha hai.. Tujhe passand hai toh principal ko jhel lunga be main kya baat kar raha hai.. Bc Tu jaanta hai ye baat.. Issliye usko date karne se aage nahi badha kya 2 saal se tu??


Rohit- Abe nahi be.. Itana serious kuch hai bhi nahi aage toh issliye nahi badha kyunki tujhe pata he hai bc dating, relationship ye sab mujhe nahi jamta.. Issliye bus yun he .. Tera pata tha mujhe ki tu samjh lega..


Main- 2 saal se date kar raha hai or serious nahi hua?? Iss 2 saal mein koi or ladki se mila??


Rohit- Naa be..


Main- Mouni ki koi dusari relationship hui iss bich??


Rohit- I hope not.. Bc..


Riya- Not at all.. Mouni ne kabhi aisa kuch nahi kiya.. She's loyal to Rohit.. She's waiting for him..


Main- Lo bc.. Woh tera wait kar rahi Tu uska.. Abe official karo relationship ko..


Rohit- Tu gussa nahi hai bc?? Tujhse baat chupaai maine..


Main- Sach kahun toh thoda saa weird toh laga bc tu or main toh underwears takk share karte hain toh bc ye kaise nahi bataai tune..


Riya- Ewwwww! Disgusting..


Main- Rukk jaao memsaab.. Lekin fir mujhe dhyaan aaya ki tu Rohit hai bc teri dating life humesha se he secret rahi hai tu kabhi share nahi karta tha , i know tujhe passand nahi so theek hai i can understand.. Still thoda saa gussa toh hai ,haan aise rest par nahi hota toh gussa jyaada hota but thankfully bach gaya tu..


Rohit- Great.. Thanks Riya.. Main kabse ye baat bataane ka moka dhund raha tha isko thankfully tune bata diya..


Riya- Welcome welcome..


Rohit- Oh by the way Ravi or Sam ko pata hai.. But but gussa kare usse pehle bata dun maine nahi bataaya unko woh toh bc Sam ekdin James Bond bangaya or saare dots connect karke usne pata lagaa liya..


Main- Fir theek, tune bataya hota toh yahin patak patak k maarta tujhe..


Rohit- And obviously Rishi ko pata hai..


Main- Oh yeah.. That's understandable.. Usko pata hota he hai..


Riya - Aise kaise??


Main- Rishi ko humaara sab pata hota hai mostly toh hum khud he bata detey hain kyunki kahin kuch karna ho jaise dates par jaana yaa drives par jaana toh uske he contacts se help leni padti hai yaani impression jhaadne k liye ussi ki gaadiyaan yaa contacts etc use karte hain humlog.. Or hum naa bhi bataaein toh uski tej khopdi kaise na kaise karke pata laga he leti hai, uske itane saare contacts hain yahaan ki koi na koi bata he deta hai usko..


Rohit- Yeah he is too smart for this shit..


Main- So ok ye bhi hua..


Rohit- So maaf kiya tune??


Main- Na abhi nahi ek kaam karna padega..


Rohit- Aroma mein party done.. Unlimited daru..


Riya- Aji haan ye kya baat hui . No. No Alcohol..


Main- Yeah no alcohol.. Woh baad mein.. Abhi toh Mouni ko call kar or bula double date par chalte hain..


Rohit- Abe chhod naa be.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Main- Bhakk bc kabtak yahin atka rahega.. Aage badh.. Abhi bulaa.. Abhi.. Yaa main bulaaun..


Rohit- Bulaa..


Main- Bc.. Tujhe kya lagta hai bulaaunga nahi main..


Rohit- Class mein hogi bc..kaise uthaaegi..


Riya- Naa.. Abhi nicki mam aai he nahi thi..


Maine Mouni ko call lagaaya.. And thankfully usne uthaaya bhi..


Mouni- Hi AP..


Main- Listen Mouni.. 2 minutes mein Parking mein aake milo toh please....


Mouni- Abhi??


Main- Yeah.. It's urgent...


Mouni- Sure..


Call disconnected..


Main- Chal khadda ho ab..


Rohit- Double date.. Bc that's so cringe..


Main- Shut up bitch..


Continued..

Bahot badhiya shaandar update
Rohit bhi date kar haha h woh bhi principle ki bete ke Saath or 2 saali se or AP ko pata hi nahi Yagi hota h jab Banda family se Thoda door hota ab dekh lo family ke Saath Thoda waqt gujara tow Yagi faida huwa
Baherhal ab dono Bhai double date per jaa rehe h sahi h