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Previous 4 update (477,478,479,480 )update ke review

AP ka college aana hua aur uski digvijay ke ek teammates se ek chotasa heat of moment hua
2.0 bhaar aane ki koshish kar raha tha par wo bhar nahi aaya


3.0 ka task 2.0 dekhega aur 2.0 AP 1.0 ke through task ko complete karega ek tarah se 2.0 guide karrga 1.0 ko task ke liye

Indian politics mein bhuchal aaya hua hai aur deva bhai ki party BLD bhi isse alag nahi
Ruling party apni sarkaar bachane ke liye BLD ke MP kharid na chahti hai aur deva ji apni party ko tootne nahi dena chahte hai
Aur iske liye unhe ruling party se hath Milana padega

Basically iss bhaar ladai maidan mein bhi hongi aur politics ke shatranj mein bhi hongi
(Iss baar kuch drugs ke alawa kuch naya dekhne ko milegaa )

Overall updates were awesome
Waiting for more
 

RAAZ

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Main Or Rohit still khaali paddi canteen mein baithe they..


Main- Sun obviously Tu politics mein kaafi active hai, active se i mean tujhe sab khabar rehti he hain..


Rohit-Yeah..


Main- Toh mujhe simple words mein bina stress diye aaram se samjha kya chal raha hai indian politics mein... Tujhse better kon samjha shakta hai..


Rohit- yeah.. So situation filhaal kya thi National Democratic Party (NDP) yaani Ruling Party k pass filhaal Lok Sabha mein 310 seats thi jisme se 210 unki khudki thi or baaki 100 alag alag parties ki thi jinki alliance thi unke sath.. Kaafi Major states ki local parties k sath alliance tha unka jaise Maharashtra , Andhrapradesh, Telangana, Tamil Nadu, Bihar Karnataka etc.. Or ye mostly parties bahot saal se inke sath thi NDP ne inko control karna ache se seekh liya hai yaani ye sab alliance waale NDP ki he sunte hain ,issliye he Central government bahot bahot bahot strong thi bahot jyaada, issliye toh itane time se lagaatar rule kar rahe hain ye log.. Lekin hua kya actually filhaal inn local Alliance waali parties mein kuch issues they ...Yaani kuch parties jo alliance mein thi woh NDP se khuss nahi hain or woh alliance se alag hona caah rahi hain or wohlog he hain jo sarkaar ko hilaa rahe hain..Yaani alliance tutta toh sarkaar girr jaaegi central government ki isiliye wohlog idhar udhar se MP's ko behla fusla k, blackmail karke, khareed k yaa laalach deke apni taraf khinch rahe hain taaki sarkaar bani reh shake..Ab opposition k pass 140 seats thi or opposition waale aise log they jo kissi se alliance nahi karenge kabhi bhi issliye NDP ko opposition se kuch bhi help nahi milne waali ..Ab issliye unhe desperately humaari help caahiye woh caahte hain ki BHARTIYA LOK DAL (BLD) yaani HUMLOG unko support karein kyunki obviously humaare pass 88 seats hain filhaal or humaari 88 seats milte he unhe kissi bhi dusari party ki jarurat nahi padegi fir woh beshak Alliance tod dein, NDP ki sarkaar fir bhi khadddi rahegi kyunki hum unke sath honge.. Issliye wohlog apna pura jorr laga rahe hain humein sath lene ko..


Main- But bhai nahi maan rahe..


Rohit- Yeah.. Filhaal toh nahi..


Main- Filhaal toh nahi?? Bc matlab bhai soch rahe hain kya alliance ki..


Rohit- Abhi toh nahi but sochna padega be dekh NDP waale pura jorr laga rahe hain humein alliance mein laane k liye unhe hum caahiye kissi bhi keemat par ab bhai kabtak mana karenge, bhai mana karenge lekin piche se party leaders mein khussar phussar chaalu ho jaaegi kyunki bc jaahir c baat hai ye bahot bada moka hai humaare pass isase bada kya he hoga toh kuch party waale bhi caahte hain ki alliance kar lein bhai .. Uske alawa bc NDP ruling party hai unke pass puri power hai ab bhai haan nahi karenge toh wohlog bhai k pith piche jaake humaare MP's ko uthaane lagenge obviously humaare 90% Mp's ko khareed nahi shaktey wohlog but bhai again woh ruling party hai woh Blackmail karke daraa dhamka k kaise na kaise humaare kaafi saare MP's ko uthaa shakte hain or woh hua toh gand marr jaaegi humaari, fir naa yahaan k rahenge naa wahaan k rahenge.. Issliye bhai ko 100% sochna he padega alliance karne ki or sochna kya karna bhi padega.. Majboori he aisi hai..


Main- True that bc.. Karna bhi pad shakta hai.. Party todne se better hai unse alliance he kar lein..


Rohit- Yeah or humaare liye better he hai be bc Cabinet minister banenge humaare log 4-5 toh atleast bc undisputed kings ban jaaenge humlog north india k.. Centre takk chalegi humaari..


Main- Sahi bola lekin Still bc dushmano k sath hath milaana bc awkward toh hai he..


Rohit-Yeah.. But bc humein thodi Sudha Choudhary ya Balvant se hath milaana hai. Apne Baldev uncle haina uske alawa humaare Prime Minister hain Jagat Gupta ji ye dono toh apne family friends he hain saalon se..


Main- True that.. Chal jo bhi hai lets hope for the best..


Rohit - True that..


Main - So what if hum sath naa dein NDP ka or humaare 5-10 mps he khareed paaein wohlog and election's ho jaaein doobara..


Rohit- NDP ki maa chud jaaegi fir toh.. NDP Election nahi jeet shakti bina kissi alliance k, chance he nahi hain NDP kya india mein currently koi bhi single party sarkaar nahi bana shakti 0% chances hain,possible he nahi hai.. Election's hue naa toh 80 se badhke 110-120 seats toh humaari he hongi bc humaara craze he alag hai North mein aajkal.. All thanks to You and Deva bhai 30-40 seats toh orr humaari minimum aaengi he aaengi.. 120-140 Opposition waale firse lenge fir fansegi NDP sarkaar na banegi kaise bhi.. Issliye NDP waale kissi bhi haal mein election's nahi karwaana caahte..


Main- Yeah.. Makes sense..


Rohit- Issliye NDP ki gand fatti paddi hai, unke leaders harr jagah hath maar rahe hain harr tareeka use kar rahe hain ki kahin na kahin se seats mil he jaaein uske alawa ground level par election's ki taiyaari bhi kar rahe hain wohlog taaki by chance election's hon bhi toh taiyaar toh hon wohlog.


Main- Interesting..


Continued..
Full political mood me aa gaya hai ab apna bhai kafi time se hath pair chala raha thaa ab time to use dimagh and jab apna bro dimagh lagayega to phir hi gaya kaam.
 

Gaurav1969

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Riya- People respect you a lot..


Main-Yeah family ne kamaai hai humaare kaam aa rahi hai. M


Riya-Aise matt bolo tumhari khudki kitani respect hai..


Main-Gharwalon jitani nahi lekin aao kya khaaogi??Mujhe bhook lagi hai..


Riya-Coffee only maine breakfast kar liya tha..


Main-Well uss hisaab se toh main 2 baar breakfast kar chuka hun subah se..


Riya-Damn..


Main-Yeah.. Kai din se theek se khaana nahi khaaya ab bahot jyaada bhook lagegi ..


Riya-Good let's go..


Ye bolke humne Rajiv k restaurant mein entry lee.


Rajiv-Oho aaj suraj kiss disha se nikala hai .. Bade sahaab khud chalke aae hain..


Main-Bc mask mein se kaise pehchan liya be?..


Rajiv- 24 saal se jaanta hun bhai ye mask kya cheej hai.. Hii Babhi ji..


Riya-Hello Bhaiya..


Rajiv-Aao aao please sit.


Main- Bhook lagi hai 2 coffee or mere liye french toast type kuch mangwaadey ..


Rajiv-Jo hukkum sir..


Main-Aa baith naa teri coffee bhi magwaale..


Rajiv-Areyy naa aaplog karo baat.. Muskil se babhi ko fansa hoga tu..


Riya-True.. Bahot muskill se..


Rajiv-Arrey mujhe pata hai Babhiji.. Lo class lo aap..


Riya-Bilkul..


Ye sunke Rajiv chala gaya..


Riya-Childhood friend??


Main-Mangal ka friend hai.. Mere khudke friends limited hain but mere ghar mein 4 bade bhai they toh unke friends bachpan se he jaante hain mujhe..


Riya-I see.. Chota hone ka yahi faayda hai..


Main-Exactly...


Ab maine khaana suru kiya iss bich Or baatein hui humaare bich , kuch khaas nahi hua bus normal baatein thi sab but i loved every bit of it bilkul bore nahi hua main.. Tabtak mera phone bhi aagaya niche se..


Riya-Hindi movie lagi hai dekhoge??


Main-Dekhta toh nahi hun main but tumhari choice hai toh dekhenge..


Riya-Yahi dhang ki hai ek..


Main-Chalte hain fir.. Oye Rajiv.. Main nikalta hun..


Rajiv-OK Bro take care. Bye Babhi..


Riya-Bye bhaiya..


Ab obviously main chuttad bollywood romantic movies nahi dekhta but Riya ka din tha aaj or usne he select ki thi movie toh mujhe koi problem nahi thi.. Khair humlog ne kuch derr wait kiya or fir movie suru hone k time humlog gaye andar..


Main-Yaad bhi nahi last time kab movie dekhne aaya tha main..


Riya-Mere sath rahoge toh aise he moujj loge..


Main-Thankyou ji..


Ab Movie Suru hui as I said romantic waahiyaat movie thi but Riya interested thi usme usne mera hath apne dono hathon se dabocha tha or mujhe bich bich mein bata rahi thi movie ki details. Halka halka bukhaar bhi aane laga tha mujhe but abhi manageable tha..


Ab interval hua or humlog finally bahaar aaye..


Main-Juth nahi bolunga agar koi mujhe 1 crore rupaye deta toh bhi naa dekhun ye movie main.


Riya-Awww! Mere liye free dekh rahe ho matlab..


Main-100%.. Kuch khaana hai??


Riya-Not really..


Main-Mujhe khaana hai..


Riya-Cool..


Main-Kitane percent GST waale popcorn lun..


Riya-Matlab??


Main-Kuch ni samjhne waale samjh gaye honge.. Main leke aata hun..


Main popcorn leke waapis andar aaya and again woh beshuri movie chaalu hui.. And finally bhenchod 3.5 ghanto k baad hall se bahaar aaye humlog..


Riya-Ending achi thi naa??


Main-No idea..


Riya-Movie nahi dekhi tumne??


Main-Naa.. Tumhe dekhne mein busy tha main.. Movie kahaan se dekhta..


Riya-Awww... So sweet..


Main-Ab bataaiye madam??


Riya-Hmmm.. Shopping karni hai??


Main-Puch rahi ho yaa bata rahi ho..


Riya-Puch rahi hu baba..


Main-Naa.. Mujhe koi shopping nahi karni.. Tumhe karni hai toh batao..


Riya-Not really..


Main-Lunch??


Riya-Bhook nahi hai utani..


Main-Toh kya karein??


Riya-Abhi time bacha haina mera??


Main-Ofcourse time he time hai orr saara tumhara hai.. Mann karta hai toh ghar chalo sath..


Riya-Ohh.. Yeah.. Nice chalo ghar chalti hun...


Main-Seriously??


Riya-Kyun? Nahi leke jaana??


Main-Arrey kyun nahi, chalo abhi chalo.. Permanent le chalun tum kaho toh..


Ye sunke Riya sharma gayi..


Riya-Chalo.. Babhi Or Meenu se bhi mill lungi.. Bahot din hue.. Bula rahi thi woh mujhe.. Akele jaane mein sharam aati hai..


Main-Sharam kaisi tumhara he ghar hai aaj nahi toh kal ho he jaaega..


Riya-Stop it AP.. You're making me blush..


Main-Chalo chalte hain..


Humlog. Parking mein aaye and wahaan se gaadi mein baithke nikale Haweli k liye..Ab raaste mein baja mera phone jo Sam ka tha..


Sam-Haan be?? Kahaan bc ghar chala gaya tha kya??


Main-Naa phone lene.. Fir movie dekhlee..


Sam-Bhencho akele akele..


Main-Naa.. Riya thi..


Sam-Ohh bc.. Date par chale gaye tumlog toh .. Ab aaja pick karle bc humein gaadi na hai..


Main-Abe Vinny wagairaah ko karle naa call.. Main abhi nikal chuka..


Sam-Toh bhosdk aa bhi jaa.. Vinny Jack dono bahaar hain..


Main-Abe Riya ko babhi se milna hai toh leke ja raha hun..


Sam-Ohhh.. Bc.. Ohhh i see... Theek bulaate kissi guard ko..


Main-Love you bro NoHomo..


Call disconnected..


Humlog Haweli Pohanchey maine gaadi park ki or Riya ko leke andar aaya toh Andar koi nahi tha..


Main-Babhi.. Meenu.. Kahaan gayab hogaye guys..


Meri awaaj sunke Babhi or Meenu bahaar aaye..


Babhi-Kyun chilla rahaaa... Oh my god.. Riya..


Riya-Parnaam Babhi.. Parnaam Choti Babhi..


Riya ne dono k pair chuwe fir galle milli unse..


Riya-Aap bula rahe they naa parson.. Yelo..


Babhi-Well main toh permanently bula rahi thi but ye bhi acha hai..


Main-Main aata hun dawaai leke..


Meenu-Oho.. Dekho toh dono kya sharma rahe hain..


Main-Ahem ahem.. Bhook lagi hai bro.. Khilaado..


Meenu-Abhi lunch kiya humne.. Sabji bachi hai aaja Roti bana deti hun..


Main-Good ,aaya..


Ye sunke main seedha apne room mein aaya bukhaar suru hogaya tha toh maine apni dawaai lee.. Waise ek second.. Ek second bhenchod subah se abtak ek baar bhi hallucination nahi hue... Ye toh bc kai ghante nikal gaye re.. Ye kaise possible hai.. Bhenchod yahi toh hallucination nahi hai?? Riya k sath sapne mein he toh date par naa jaa aaya?? Haan bhenchod.. Yahi hai.. Arrey madarchod...


Naa be itana lamba thodi hota hai .Tarak Mehta mein hote hain itane bade sapne..


Check karun??


Yeah check karle..


Ye bolke maine diwar par punch maara..


Main-Maadarchod lag gaya re..


"Abe Tu madarchod, thoda saa bawligand hai kya be?? Aise kon check karta hai bhen k lund.. "


Main-Bhenchod.. Orr kaise karun..


"Abe gandu kaise bhi kar aise toh niche kudke check karne lagega Tu. bawligand he hai bilkul"


Main-Fuckk..


But woh chhod bc 7 ghante se hallucination nahi hue bhenchod.. Ye gajab hai yaar... Ye kaise hogaya?? Riya ka ashar hai kya?? Bc.. Aisa kya he jaadu hai iske pass??


Jaadu toh hai he.. Iss jaisa jaadu toh Shankar Samrat k pass bhi naa hai..


Continued..

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Main medicine leke niche aaya ,waise mera plan nahaane kaa tha garam paani se kyunki sarir dard kar raha tha thoda lekin bhook jyaada thi toh main aake dinning table par baitha toh Babhi Meenu or Riya teeno he kitchen mein thi.. Finally Meenu sabji or baaki sab leke aa gayi.. Lassi daal di usne..


Main-Roti Orr le aa jaldi se..


Meenu-Abhi laai.. Aisi roti hain ki tu bawla hojaaega khaake..


Main-Gold Platted roti hain kya?? Kya yaar Meenu Sabji achi buri hoti hai Roti toh Roti hoti hai.. Roti is roti.. Simple.


Meenu-Ok. Ok..


Ye bolke Meenu kitche mein gayi or idhar main khaane ko taiyaar hua bc itani bhook thodi lagti hai be.. Lekin acha hai kamjori jaldi durr hogi..


Main-Le aao Meenu ,baatein baad mein kar lena mujhe bhook lagi hai..


Ye bolke main lassi he peene laga tabtak or Meenu khaali hath aagayi..


Main-Roti kidhar hain?? Rajya Sabha se aa rahi hain kuk.......


Main bolte bolte rukk gaya kyunki Riya Roti ki plate leke bahaar aai..


Babhi-Riya ne banaai hain khaake bata toh..


Meenu-Kya bataaega babhi abhi bol raha tha Roti toh roti hoti hai uska kya acha hoga.. Kyun?


Main- Kya game khela hai Meenu ji aapne..


Riya ne Roti rakhi mere saamne or waapis kitchen mein chali gayi..


Main-Bechari milne aai thi aapse aise thodi hota hai..


Babhi-Arrey usne force kiya ki woh banaaegi.. Ab main kaise mana karun saamne waali maalkeen hai ghar ki..


Main-Arrey aap badi maalkeen ho..


Babhi-Khaa le chup chaap..


Maine Roti khaani suru ki ab obviously Roti Roti he hoti hai theek thi roti jaisi Roti lekin Riya ne pehli baar khaana banaake khilaaya tha mujhe, school mein tiffin jarur share karte they hum but apne hatho se pehli baar banaaya tha usne toh usme emotions they unka taste tha ,obviously tareef karni padegi ab..


Maine 2 roti khaai tabtak Riya or le aai Maine woh bhi le lee toh Riya waapis jaane lagi ..


Babhi-Arrey ruko Riyu , bataa toh bhai kaisi bani hain Roti??


Main-Roti..i mean.. Roti toh.. Woh haina.. Roti..


Babhi- Master Chef ka judge naa ban, jawab dey..


Main-Roti badhiya haina.. Ek dum badhiya.. Patli patli.. Ek number..


Babhi-Acha..


Riya-Gas chal rahi hai main aati hun..


Ye bolke Riya sharmaake chali gayi kitchen mein..


Babhi-Acha badhiya hain??


Main-Yeah..


Babhi-Humari toh tareef nahi ki kabhi itani kyun Meenu..


Meenu-Orr nahi toh kya.. Bada aaya Roti jaisi Roti,.


Main-Juth toh naa bolo guys.. Kitani baar tareef karta hun tumhari..hajaaron baar..


Meenu-Aisi toh nahi ki hogi..


Main-Aisi apne apne husbands se lena.. Unhone ki hai kabhi?? Main kar toh deta hun unko kyun nahi samjhaatey..


Riya Firse roti le aai.. Maine woh lee usase..


Main-Bus Orr nahi laana I'm full..


Ab udhar se Sam Ravi or Rohit aaye...


Sam-Hell yeah.. Babhiji number 3 aai hain ghar.. Namaskar babhi ji..


Rohit-Parnaam ji babhi..


Ravi-Afternoon babhi..


Ispar Riya sharmaake babhi k piche chipp gayi..


Babhi-Oye.. Taang naa khincho.. Lunch karna hai??


Ravi-No.. Bilkul jagah nahi hai..


Sam-Naa.. Abhi khaake aaye..


Babhi-Riya Roti bana rahi hai..


Ravi-really ?? Laao fir khaaenge naa kyu naa khaaenge..


Rohit-Ofcourse khaaenge.. Bolo babhi itane pyaar se banaaye or hum naa khaaein..


Sam-Wahi toh.. Itana bhi nahi bharra hai pett..


Ye bolke woh teeno turant dinning table par baith gaye..


Babhi-Riyu??


Riya-Sure babhi..


Meenu-Chalo main help karwa deti hun..


Ravi-2 meri babhi..


Rohit-2..


Sam-Same..


Babhi-Lunch toh maine bhi kar liya lekin AP itani tareef kar raha hai toh ek roti main bhi khaa leti hun..


Ye sunke Riya or Meenu chali gayi kitchen mein..


Rohit-Kya be Roti banwaane ghar laaya tha bechari ko??


Main-Babhi ko bol main thodi bola.


Rohit-Lekin jo hai acha kiya.. Kab leke jaani hai baraat..


Main-Rukk jaa be..


Babhi-Haan haan rukk jaa Rohit koi toh sharma raha hai..


Main-Ruko re .taang khinchana bandh karo.. Itana thodi hota hai..


Babhi-Humaare yahaan aisa he hota hai..


Main-Karte raho main nahaa leta hun tumlog khaana khaalo tabtak..


Ravi-Abhi konse time kaa naha raha haibe ??


Main-Aivein he thoda body ache kar rahi hai garam paani se relax hojaaunga..


Ravi-Haan haan nahaale nahaale jaruri hai ye bhi..


Ravi ne ajeeb tarah se mujhe taunt maara jo mujhe samjh naa aaya.


Main-Khaana khaa le bhai tu..


Ye bolke main seedha uppar aaya and turant nahaane laga bus shower on kardiya Or khadda raha bc saree thakaan durr hogayi..


Ab main nahaake towle lapett k bahaar aaya toh bahaar aatey he bhayanak surprise milla mujhe kyunki Bahaar Ravi Riya k sath khadda tha mera room dikha raha tha woh..


Ravi-Ye Design meenu k Hain.. Ohhh... AP tu yahin tha ?? Aayaa babhi.. Aaya main guys.. Bula rahe hain mujhe..


Ye bolke woh ulte pair bhaag gaya ab naa koi bula raha tha usko naa kuch orr , ab samjh aaya abhi niche taunt issliye maara tha usne mujhe.. Bc.. Ab obviously main sharmaaya lekin fir maine dekha ki Riya casually mere room ki cheejon ko nihar rahi thi. Ab woh naa sharmaai toh bc main kyun sharmaaun Nanga thodi hun.. Mera room hai bc..


Riya-Kapde pehan lo shardi lag jaaegi.. Already bhukaar hai..


Main-Yeahyeah.. Thoda saa side hona padega ji madam aapko.. Yahin hain kapde mere..


Riya-Yahaan!??


Riya ne mere cupboard ko kholte hue kahaa..


Riya-Damn.. Shopping issliye nahi karni thi tumhe?? Khudka shopping centre kholke baithey ho... Ye pehananey hain.. ??


Main-Sure dedo..


Ab aajtak record hai maine kissi dusare k select kiye hue kapde nahi pehane lekin Riya ka din tha aaj toh usko mana kyun karunga bhalla main...


Usne mujhe kapde diye or wahaan bed par baith gayi..


Riya-Pehano.. Shardi lag jaaegi budhu..


Main-Aise ghurrogi toh kaise pehanunga..


Riya-Kyun Sab mera he hai dusare ka thodi ghurr rahi hun..


Main-Damn.. True.. Aapka he haiji..


Ye bolke maine pehle jeans pehani toh Riya ne uthke meri Shirt uthaai Or mujhe pehananey k liye mere piche aai...


Riya-AP.. You have a tattoo?? Damn mujhe pata he na tha.. What the hell..? Ye kab banwaaya tumne
.?


Meri peeth dekhti hui boli woh..


Riya-What does it say?? T.. Oo.. R.. Vaa...


Woh aage kuch padh paati usase pehle main usko khinchke aage le aaya.. Main bhull gaya tha Tattoo ki toh bc.. Maine Riya ko apne bilkul saamne pakkadke Rakha..


Riya-Aa.. AP kya kar rahe ho.. Stop it..


Main-Kyun..


Riya-AP.. Leave me..


Main-Gift dena tha naa tumhe laao do..


Riya-Gift??


Main-Haan laao.. Give me my kiss..


Riya-Noo..


Main-Ye kya baat hui.. Mujhe toh gift caahiye.. Aise nahi jaane dunga.


Riya-AP.. Chhodo mujhe..


Main-Naa.. Kiss se pehle nah ccc. C.. c


Main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle usne apne honth mere honthon par rakh diye or bus mere liye toh maano time rukk gaya .. Waise toh mujhe nasha nahi hota lekin yahaan behak gaya main.. Duniya ka koi nasha iss nashe ki baraabari nahi kar shakta.. Mera sareer jo abtak harr jagah se dard kar raha tha woh ab ekdum theek tha..


"She Healed Me.."


पिके कुछ जाम तेरे लबों से
रूह भी मेरी बेहक सी जाति है..!!!


Continued..
What a moment bhai ,just loved every bit of it. Riya is heavenly good bro she is a mystical fairy. Chhoti chhoti things bhi beautiful hoti hai .Riya ka cooking ,uska hak jamana AP par and last one the kiss that was awsm.
Wese bro In future jab Riya aur AP married honge kya Riya ko pata chalega AP ke baare mein uski history uska present, uski personalities.?
 

Rajesh

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Mujhe 3.0 ka task kuch kuch samjh aa raha tha . Indian politics mein kuch toh chal raha tha, sarkaar girrne waali thi aisa kuch or ussmein 3.0 ka kuch na kuch hath toh pakka hoga kyunki usse ye sab pehle se he pata tha , toh main shocked nahi hounga agar ye sab 3.0 ne kiya hoga toh. Obviously 3.0 ko khudse matlab hai bus but jaisa 2.0 ne bola ye task humaari family k liye bhi important hai or 2.0 family ko leke juth nahi bolega or itana serious tha woh matlab kuch bada issue hone waala hai toh jaisa 2.0 ne kaha task toh karna he padega for sure karna padega.. Ok ok gussa matt kar.. Bhosdk befaltu gussa karta hai , dimag faad lega kabhi na kabhi, gussa toh karna he nahi hai bhull gaya.. Calm down.. Sans le.. Uss londey ko befaltu maar aaya bc.. Chal chalke sorry bolte hain..


Lund mera.. Sorry bolega bc..


Abe chal be bolde kya jaata hai bc bechara student polticis ka bada naam hai beijati ho jaaegi becahre ki..
Chal bol dete hai sorry..


Ye bolke main gaadi se bahaar aaya or fir parking se bahaar aaya and seedha canteen ki taraf chal padda.. Raaste mein Sam ka call aagaya..


Sam-Kya hua be?Ghar gaya kya ??


Main- Naa.. Aaraha hun.. Parking mein tha..


Sam-Fir jaldi aa matter hogaya..


Main- Abe matter nahi karna tha be.. Gandu.. Bola toh shant rehna hai..


Sam- Apna nahi be.. Digvijay wagairaah ka.. Woh tera chela haina gudla ka MLA Rajnish uske bandey aaye hai,kal ye log Gudla k Medical College k samne dharna de rahe they toh Rajnish k logon se bakwass hui inki or yelog fir bc wahaan lagi Rajnish ki photo par gobar daal aaye they ab guffa mein chupe hue hain ye log Or Ranjeet k log bahaar gobar leke gate todne waale hain ,Jaldi aa..


Main -Aaya..


Call disconnected..


Le bc sorry bolne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai.. Main bhaagke canteen pohancha toh canteen k bichon bich 15-20 log khaddey they hath mein rods ,dandey Or gobar se bharre polythenes liye, unhone sab students ko ek side kar rakha tha Riya ne mujhe dekha toh woh turant mere pass aai..


Riya-You good?


Main-Yeah..yeah..sorry kuch personal issue tha..nothing to worry about..


Riya- Inke sath matt bhidna please ab.. They seem dangerous..


Main- Not to me.. Dont worry..


Idhar main baat karne laga tabtak udhar unmein se 2 log humaari guffa k gate ko todne mein lage they, lage kya they infact tod he diya bhen k lodon ne toh main unke bich mein se aage gaya or jisne gate toda tha usko piche se gardan par thappad diya..


"Konsa hai beeeee... Ppppppparr ...Parnaam bhai.. "


Usne piche mudte he mere pair chuwe or ye dekh k baaki sab ek ek karke mere pair chune lage .


Main- Bus be bus.. Hogaya..


"namaskar bhai"


Main-Kya be tera baap gate lagaake dega yaa teri maa bc.. Acha bhalla gate tod diya chutiye.. Andar main baitha karta hun bc.. Ab gate kaise bandh hoga be.. Tera munh fod dunga main abhi..


"Sorry bhai.. W. W. Wwoh bhai.. Ye.. President..ye sala..Andar chipp gaya.. Maa kasam bhai mujhe nahi pata tha aap aaye ho.. Bhaari galati hogayi bhai.. Bhaari galati.. Bhai aapke bache hain bhai.. Woh jatin mere mama hain bhai..


Usne firse mere pair pakadte hue kaha..


Main- bus bus.. Tujhe maarke kya he karunga.. Jaa bhaag jaao ab.. Or sun.. Usko bolna bhull jaaye kal kya hua.. Aage kuch karein toh beshak fod dena.. Lekin college mein nahi.. Nikal ab..


Digvijay-Nahi.. Rukk jaao.. Police aarahi hai..


Main- Police aaegi tabtak tum sabko itana tod denge ye ki doctors ko bhi samjh nahi aaegi.. Chup chaap baitha reh.. Tum nikalo be.. Abhi..


"ji bhai.. Dhanyavaad bhai.. Doobara galati ka moka nahi dunga bhai "


Ye bolke woh sablog nikale wahaan se..


Digvijay- Thanks i guess..


Main- Haan bhai Vice President bahaar aa..


Digvijay- Hogayi galati usase maar toh liya abtoh chhod dey.. Doobara nahi karega be..


Main- Abe bahaar toh aa ..


Ye bolke maine usko hath pakkadke guffa se bahaar nikaala..


Sam-Bus kar na be.. Sun.. AP..


Main- I'm sorry bhai..


Vice Pre-. Kkyaa??


Main- Yeah I'm sorry.. My bad.. Mera mood kharaab tha..


Puri canteen bc mujhe ab aise ghurre jaise unhone koi aatma dekh lee ho..


VP- Its. s. It's.. Ok..


Main- Great..


Sam- Waah bc.. Class chalein??


Main- Tumlog jaao be main yahaan baitha hun.. Mood nahi hai class kaa..


Sam- Ok.. Wait kar lena..


Ab President wagairaah chale gaye wahaan se Sam Or Ravi bhi class chale gaye baaki sab bhi apni apni classes mein chale gaye canteen almost khaali hogayi thi mujh jaise tuche students he bache they jinhe classes se koi matlab nahi tha Rohit bhi rukk gaya tha mere sath ab andar ka gate tutt gaya tha toh bahaar se andar ka view ekdum clear tha toh andar baithana khatre se khaali nahi tha toh main Or Rohit bahaar he baith gaye..


Rohit- Bc beijjati karwa di be. Sorry ?? Bc Tu sorry bolega.. Ab.. Karlo baat...


Main- Abe chhod be .. Kyun baat lambi karni uppar se reputed ladka tha befaltu shakal dikhaane laayak nahi rehta college mein kya faayda..


Rohit- Majaak kar raha hun be I'm proud of you..


Main- Thanks.. Aaj pehli baar pata chala bc sorry bolne se matter kitane jaldi khatam ho jaate hain..


Rohit-Haina bC??? Chal fir chal ke Sanjay Das ko sorry boldetey hain bc kya pata maan jaaye..


Main-Ahahahaha.. True.. Rohit you funny bro..


Rohit- Bhakk gandu..


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Nice update bro
 

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Main Or Rohit still khaali paddi canteen mein baithe they..


Main- Sun obviously Tu politics mein kaafi active hai, active se i mean tujhe sab khabar rehti he hain..


Rohit-Yeah..


Main- Toh mujhe simple words mein bina stress diye aaram se samjha kya chal raha hai indian politics mein... Tujhse better kon samjha shakta hai..


Rohit- yeah.. So situation filhaal kya thi National Democratic Party (NDP) yaani Ruling Party k pass filhaal Lok Sabha mein 310 seats thi jisme se 210 unki khudki thi or baaki 100 alag alag parties ki thi jinki alliance thi unke sath.. Kaafi Major states ki local parties k sath alliance tha unka jaise Maharashtra , Andhrapradesh, Telangana, Tamil Nadu, Bihar Karnataka etc.. Or ye mostly parties bahot saal se inke sath thi NDP ne inko control karna ache se seekh liya hai yaani ye sab alliance waale NDP ki he sunte hain ,issliye he Central government bahot bahot bahot strong thi bahot jyaada, issliye toh itane time se lagaatar rule kar rahe hain ye log.. Lekin hua kya actually filhaal inn local Alliance waali parties mein kuch issues they ...Yaani kuch parties jo alliance mein thi woh NDP se khuss nahi hain or woh alliance se alag hona caah rahi hain or wohlog he hain jo sarkaar ko hilaa rahe hain..Yaani alliance tutta toh sarkaar girr jaaegi central government ki isiliye wohlog idhar udhar se MP's ko behla fusla k, blackmail karke, khareed k yaa laalach deke apni taraf khinch rahe hain taaki sarkaar bani reh shake..Ab opposition k pass 140 seats thi or opposition waale aise log they jo kissi se alliance nahi karenge kabhi bhi issliye NDP ko opposition se kuch bhi help nahi milne waali ..Ab issliye unhe desperately humaari help caahiye woh caahte hain ki BHARTIYA LOK DAL (BLD) yaani HUMLOG unko support karein kyunki obviously humaare pass 88 seats hain filhaal or humaari 88 seats milte he unhe kissi bhi dusari party ki jarurat nahi padegi fir woh beshak Alliance tod dein, NDP ki sarkaar fir bhi khadddi rahegi kyunki hum unke sath honge.. Issliye wohlog apna pura jorr laga rahe hain humein sath lene ko..


Main- But bhai nahi maan rahe..


Rohit- Yeah.. Filhaal toh nahi..


Main- Filhaal toh nahi?? Bc matlab bhai soch rahe hain kya alliance ki..


Rohit- Abhi toh nahi but sochna padega be dekh NDP waale pura jorr laga rahe hain humein alliance mein laane k liye unhe hum caahiye kissi bhi keemat par ab bhai kabtak mana karenge, bhai mana karenge lekin piche se party leaders mein khussar phussar chaalu ho jaaegi kyunki bc jaahir c baat hai ye bahot bada moka hai humaare pass isase bada kya he hoga toh kuch party waale bhi caahte hain ki alliance kar lein bhai .. Uske alawa bc NDP ruling party hai unke pass puri power hai ab bhai haan nahi karenge toh wohlog bhai k pith piche jaake humaare MP's ko uthaane lagenge obviously humaare 90% Mp's ko khareed nahi shaktey wohlog but bhai again woh ruling party hai woh Blackmail karke daraa dhamka k kaise na kaise humaare kaafi saare MP's ko uthaa shakte hain or woh hua toh gand marr jaaegi humaari, fir naa yahaan k rahenge naa wahaan k rahenge.. Issliye bhai ko 100% sochna he padega alliance karne ki or sochna kya karna bhi padega.. Majboori he aisi hai..


Main- True that bc.. Karna bhi pad shakta hai.. Party todne se better hai unse alliance he kar lein..


Rohit- Yeah or humaare liye better he hai be bc Cabinet minister banenge humaare log 4-5 toh atleast bc undisputed kings ban jaaenge humlog north india k.. Centre takk chalegi humaari..


Main- Sahi bola lekin Still bc dushmano k sath hath milaana bc awkward toh hai he..


Rohit-Yeah.. But bc humein thodi Sudha Choudhary ya Balvant se hath milaana hai. Apne Baldev uncle haina uske alawa humaare Prime Minister hain Jagat Gupta ji ye dono toh apne family friends he hain saalon se..


Main- True that.. Chal jo bhi hai lets hope for the best..


Rohit - True that..


Main - So what if hum sath naa dein NDP ka or humaare 5-10 mps he khareed paaein wohlog and election's ho jaaein doobara..


Rohit- NDP ki maa chud jaaegi fir toh.. NDP Election nahi jeet shakti bina kissi alliance k, chance he nahi hain NDP kya india mein currently koi bhi single party sarkaar nahi bana shakti 0% chances hain,possible he nahi hai.. Election's hue naa toh 80 se badhke 110-120 seats toh humaari he hongi bc humaara craze he alag hai North mein aajkal.. All thanks to You and Deva bhai 30-40 seats toh orr humaari minimum aaengi he aaengi.. 120-140 Opposition waale firse lenge fir fansegi NDP sarkaar na banegi kaise bhi.. Issliye NDP waale kissi bhi haal mein election's nahi karwaana caahte..


Main- Yeah.. Makes sense..


Rohit- Issliye NDP ki gand fatti paddi hai, unke leaders harr jagah hath maar rahe hain harr tareeka use kar rahe hain ki kahin na kahin se seats mil he jaaein uske alawa ground level par election's ki taiyaari bhi kar rahe hain wohlog taaki by chance election's hon bhi toh taiyaar toh hon wohlog.


Main- Interesting..


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Superb update bro
 

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"AP in the politics" ye scene aakhiri baar jab Deva bhai ka accident hua tha tab dekhne ko mila tha . Hoping for the best for BLD .

Kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki ye puri kahani ka base wo ek incident tha jab Ravi aur AP ,Sam ko laane uske sehar gye the aur wahan Surendra ke bhanje ko pit diya tha🤔😂. Us ek plot ne itne saalon ka safar tay kar diya hatsoff to your writing skill bro,truly respected by me.🫡
 

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Main Or Rohit still Canteen mein baithe Coffee par charcha kar rahe they woh bhi politics ki..


"Yahaan Pair par pair rakhke baithe ho class mein nahi jaa shakte"


Ye awaaj Riya ki thi jisse sun main piche mudda..


Main- Kya karunga class jaake.


Riya- Kya karte hain class jaake?? Padh loge thoda bahot..


Main- Padhke kon kya ban gaya bhalla ..


Riya- Bahot saare log bahot kuch ban gaye padh padhke..


Main- Not me..


Riya- Babhi ko bataaungi ki dono yahaan baithe rahe college aane k baad bhi...


Rohit- Oye hello madam meri class hain he nahi..Toh kahaan jaake baithunga??Mujhe kyun pitwaana hai tereko..


Riya- Ok bhaiya aapka naam nahi lungi..


Rohit- Thanks..


Main- Kya thanks be.. Mera bhi naam kyun lena hai..


Riya- Toh chalo class.. Pehli class over bhi hogayi.. Nicki mam ki class hai ..


Main- Arrey mood nahi hai yaar..


Riya- Kya hua??


Main- Pata nahi..


Rohit- Jaao date par jaake aao dono mood fresh ho jaaega..


Main-Chalein??


Riya- Chalein?? Of course.. Issliye toh yahaan aai thi main, tum toh puchoge nahi.. Thanks Rohit bhaiya..


Rohit- Enjoy..


Main- Kahaan chalna hai??


Riya- Chalo gaadi mein he decide karte hain..


Main- Cool.. Chal raha Rohit??


Rohit- Riya apni kissi dost ko leke chal rahi hai toh chalun..


Rohit ne hanste hue kaha.


Riya- Hmm.. Arrushi k alawa kissi ko utana pata he nahi mera or AP ka..


Rohit- Hell no.. Aarushi behan jaisi he hai.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Riya- Mouni ka kya hua?? You guys not together anymore??


Rohit- Ahem ahem.. Ahem...


Main- Wait.. What??... Mouni ka kya!?


Maine Rohit ko dekha toh uska cehra bhayanak guilty tha..


Riya- Uhh ooo.. Galat time par jubaan khull gayi..


Main- Oh hell no bitch..hell no
..Nooo.. Bhai.. Naa... Naa... Naa.. Naa.. Bc... Tune Toh Mangal waali harkat kar di be. Abe nahi... Nooo.. Bhenchod Tu Principal ki beti ko date kar raha hai?? Bhenchod...


Rohit- Abe chutiye Mangal se kya compare kar raha hai Mangal shaadi karne waala tha tab bataaya usne, main kahaan be Mouni ka or mera kuch aisa nahi hai.. Humlog ka kuch pakka nahi hai 2 saal se date kar raha hun main usko jisme se 85% of time main usko dikhta bhi nahi... Mujhe khud nahi pata relationship hai ya kya hai bc..


Main- 2 saal.. Iski maa... Ki... Bhai.. 2 saal... Fucking hell..


Rohit- Abe aise kya kar raha hai tujhe aajtak kab maine bataya meri girlfriends k baare mein..


Main- True Tu hai toh private person..


Rohit- Yeah.. But Mouni ka bataane ka ye reason nahi tha.. Woh toh bus issliye ki bc uska baapu woh principal tera jaani dushman hai toh tujhe awkward lagega.. Befaltu ka conflict kyun create karna..


Main- Abe.. Kya baat kar raha hai.. Tujhe passand hai toh principal ko jhel lunga be main kya baat kar raha hai.. Bc Tu jaanta hai ye baat.. Issliye usko date karne se aage nahi badha kya 2 saal se tu??


Rohit- Abe nahi be.. Itana serious kuch hai bhi nahi aage toh issliye nahi badha kyunki tujhe pata he hai bc dating, relationship ye sab mujhe nahi jamta.. Issliye bus yun he .. Tera pata tha mujhe ki tu samjh lega..


Main- 2 saal se date kar raha hai or serious nahi hua?? Iss 2 saal mein koi or ladki se mila??


Rohit- Naa be..


Main- Mouni ki koi dusari relationship hui iss bich??


Rohit- I hope not.. Bc..


Riya- Not at all.. Mouni ne kabhi aisa kuch nahi kiya.. She's loyal to Rohit.. She's waiting for him..


Main- Lo bc.. Woh tera wait kar rahi Tu uska.. Abe official karo relationship ko..


Rohit- Tu gussa nahi hai bc?? Tujhse baat chupaai maine..


Main- Sach kahun toh thoda saa weird toh laga bc tu or main toh underwears takk share karte hain toh bc ye kaise nahi bataai tune..


Riya- Ewwwww! Disgusting..


Main- Rukk jaao memsaab.. Lekin fir mujhe dhyaan aaya ki tu Rohit hai bc teri dating life humesha se he secret rahi hai tu kabhi share nahi karta tha , i know tujhe passand nahi so theek hai i can understand.. Still thoda saa gussa toh hai ,haan aise rest par nahi hota toh gussa jyaada hota but thankfully bach gaya tu..


Rohit- Great.. Thanks Riya.. Main kabse ye baat bataane ka moka dhund raha tha isko thankfully tune bata diya..


Riya- Welcome welcome..


Rohit- Oh by the way Ravi or Sam ko pata hai.. But but gussa kare usse pehle bata dun maine nahi bataaya unko woh toh bc Sam ekdin James Bond bangaya or saare dots connect karke usne pata lagaa liya..


Main- Fir theek, tune bataya hota toh yahin patak patak k maarta tujhe..


Rohit- And obviously Rishi ko pata hai..


Main- Oh yeah.. That's understandable.. Usko pata hota he hai..


Riya - Aise kaise??


Main- Rishi ko humaara sab pata hota hai mostly toh hum khud he bata detey hain kyunki kahin kuch karna ho jaise dates par jaana yaa drives par jaana toh uske he contacts se help leni padti hai yaani impression jhaadne k liye ussi ki gaadiyaan yaa contacts etc use karte hain humlog.. Or hum naa bhi bataaein toh uski tej khopdi kaise na kaise karke pata laga he leti hai, uske itane saare contacts hain yahaan ki koi na koi bata he deta hai usko..


Rohit- Yeah he is too smart for this shit..


Main- So ok ye bhi hua..


Rohit- So maaf kiya tune??


Main- Na abhi nahi ek kaam karna padega..


Rohit- Aroma mein party done.. Unlimited daru..


Riya- Aji haan ye kya baat hui . No. No Alcohol..


Main- Yeah no alcohol.. Woh baad mein.. Abhi toh Mouni ko call kar or bula double date par chalte hain..


Rohit- Abe chhod naa be.. Tumlog jaake aao..


Main- Bhakk bc kabtak yahin atka rahega.. Aage badh.. Abhi bulaa.. Abhi.. Yaa main bulaaun..


Rohit- Bulaa..


Main- Bc.. Tujhe kya lagta hai bulaaunga nahi main..


Rohit- Class mein hogi bc..kaise uthaaegi..


Riya- Naa.. Abhi nicki mam aai he nahi thi..


Maine Mouni ko call lagaaya.. And thankfully usne uthaaya bhi..


Mouni- Hi AP..


Main- Listen Mouni.. 2 minutes mein Parking mein aake milo toh please....


Mouni- Abhi??


Main- Yeah.. It's urgent...


Mouni- Sure..


Call disconnected..


Main- Chal khadda ho ab..


Rohit- Double date.. Bc that's so cringe..


Main- Shut up bitch..


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Main Riya Or Rohit Parking mein aake Mouni ka wait karne lage..


Main- Mouni ko humaara pata hai??


Riya- Yeah kind of. She knows we are dating..


Main- Great..


So eventually Mouni or Rohit almost 2 saal se date kar rahe they and again mujhe nahi pata tha ki mere bhai ki life mein kya chal raha hai and that's shocking bc main apni life mein itana masgull tha ki main firse apni family se durr ho raha tha.. Mangal or Meenu ki baat jab saamne aai thi tab bhi aise he dhoka laga tha mujhe lekin tab dhoka jyaada laga tha kyunki Rohit jo hai woh bahot he shy type ladka hai obviously mujhse 3-4 saal bada hai woh toh main bachpan se he uske sath raha hun or kabhi bhi usne khud se apni relationship humein nahi bataai toh ab jyaada shock nahi laga humein.. Main Sam Ravi jahaan daily new girlfriends banaake ekdusare se compete karte they ki ek maheene mein kon jyaada ladkiyaan set kar shakta hai wahin Rohit ek time par sirf or sirf ek he ladki se loyal hota tha but again woh bahot shy hai dating, time spend,gifts etc etc ye sab bakchodi uske buss ki nahi hai issliye uski relationships last mein jahaan se suru hui wahin khatam ho jaati thi lekin ab nahi ye relationship main aage leke jaaunga kyunki obviously Rohit kaafi mature ho chuka tha or ab usse serious hona he tha relationships ko leke or Main Mouni ko jaanta tha woh bahot he genuine ladki thi uska baap beshak madarchod tha but uske baap se humein kya he matlab tha or Mouni pehli ladki thi jisne 2 saal Rohit ka wait kiya or usase Loyal bhi rahi yaani Mouni perfect match thi Rohit k liye..


Rohit- Oye.. AP... Oye..


Main- Yeah sorry..


Main apne sapne se bahaar aaya toh Mouni mere saamne khaddi thi..


Mouni- Kya hua AP??


Main- Tum batao kya hua??


Mouni - Meaning??


Main- Ye Kon hai??


Mouni- Riya..


Main- Riya nahi.. Riya toh piche hai.. Ye kon hai..


Mouni- Rohit...


Main- Rohit?? Senior ko Sir nahi bola.. Oh my god.. Kuch toh gadbad hai Daya...


Riya- Stop it AP.. Mouni he knows about you guys..


Mouni-.. W. woh.. Ma. Am... Maine b.. Bola tha Rohit ko.. Ki tell AP atleast... I... Swear.. I'm sorry..


Main- Koi baat ni... Galati tumhari nahi hai , maine he saanp paala tha..


Rohit- Sorry be..


Main- Kitana he sorry bol 3-4 din toh picha nahi chhodunga.. So Mouni as you may know ye mera saga bhai nahi hai not at all toh tumhari marji iska kuch bhi karo mujhe farak nahi padta..


Rohit- Abe sorry sorry sorry.. Kitani baar bulaaaega be..


Main- Just kidding obviously ye mera saga bhai nahi hai but mere sage bhai jaisa he hai Sam Or Ravi k barabar hai mere liye ye I'll do anything for this guy anything, bachpan se humare sath he raha hai ye mere buaji ka ladka tha but unfortunately we lost my buaji to cancer and his father mere fufaji obviously Home and Education minister hain Haryana k tum toh jaanti he ho kyunki tumhare dad k kaafi ache dost hain woh infact unhi k kehne par tumhare dad ne mera admission karwaya tha woh bhi itana late.. So fufaji busy rehte they toh iski 90% life humare sath he beeti hai meri haweli iski bhi hai mere room k just bagal mein iska room hai.. Ye sabse mera matlab hai ye mera bhai he hai and i swear isase better ladka koi ho he nahi shakta see main koi acha banda nahi hun I'm not a good guy but ye ye jo haina ye Deva bhai or Rishi k baad hum mein se sabse seedha banda hai so trust me isase better koi nahi milega tumhe..


Ye sunke Mouni sharma gayi..


Mouni- I know..


Main- But iske sath ek issue hai ye bahot jyaada shy hai bahot jyaada so tumhe harr cheej mein humesha pehal karni padegi.. Ye khudse tumhe ek gulaab ka fooll bhi nahi dega but tum kahogi toh pura bageecha laa dega . Dates par jaana hai toh ye khudse nahi bolega lekin tum bologi toh caahe ye kitana he busy ho kissi k sath bhi ho ye jarur aaega.. Bus 2 logon ko chhodke , 2 he aise log hain jinke kaam mein yaa jinke sath ye busy hai toh nahi aa paaega...


Riya- And woh 2 kon??


Rohit- Ek toh ye tumhare saamne khadda hai dusare hain Deva bhai...


Mouni- I can deal with that..


Main- Wow.. Bus yahi kehna tha.. Bus yahi kehna tha.. And let's go on a double date..


Mouni- I'm down.. Thanks for trusting me AP....


Main- No worries.. Let's go.. Rohit chala be..


Rohit driving seat par aaya..


Main- Aage baitho mouni...


Mouni- Noo.. No.. You sit..


Rohit-Oye Tu baith aage.


Main- No.. Mouni sit..


Main Or Riya piche baithey . .


Rohit- Breakfast??


Main- Yeah.. Rajiv k pass chal...


Humlog college se nikale he they ki mera phone baja jo Rajnish ka tha, Rajnish i mean Gudla ka bahubali MLA..


Main- Haanji Neta Ji..


Rajnish- Parnaam bhai..


Main- Parnaam.. Bataao..


Rajnish- Bhai milna tha ek baar..


Main- Hmmm.. Abhi toh nahi ho paaega sir kuch din , chutti le rakhi hai maine..


Rajnish - Bhai koi kaam nahi bus aapko kuch batana hai simple saa.. Nothing more thodi salaah mill jaaegi toh better rahega.. Bus 5 minutes lagengi..


Main- Kahaan hai??


Rajnish - Abhi toh ek program mein jaa raha hun bhai.. Gudla se nikal he raha hun bus..


Main- Good Tere chownk se gujarunga main 10 minutes mein wahin bata dena..


Rajnish - Ji bhai.. Thanks bhai..


Call disconnected..


Riya - Hogayi date?? Hogayi chutti puri?


Main- Arrey naa naa.. Yaar jubaan din hai kamaal Karti ho ye toh bus 5 minutes lagenge..


Riya- Pakka??


Main- Tumhari kassam gaadi se bhi nahi uttarunga..


Bhencho isko kya hua ab. Bc orr problems nahi chahiye bhai mujhe..


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