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[spritemathews]

Nice update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-533(The Money-1)
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Main Home Minister uncle ko bye bolke nikala wahaan se..

Ami-Ye Uncle bahot ijjat karte hain aapki..

Main- Yeah.. He's like family.. Ye young tha naa tabse he politics mein hai inke sath ek or shaks tha jo abhi apne Prime Minister haina Jagat ji unke cacha they inke sath..Dono k he kaafi open views rahe hain , humesha sach boltey they jiss wajah se bahot baar problems mein fanse ek baar uss time k Prime Minister k baare mein kuch boldiya tha inhone toh pure desh ki police kutton ki tarah dhund rahi thi or yelog 17-18 saal k ladke they toh bhaagte fir rahe they or uss time gayab hona bahot hard tha ya police ko avoid karna ye bhaagte bhaagte haryana aaye they mere dada ji k pass toh mere dadaji ne PM se baat karke inko clear kiya uske baad se mere dadaji inke Teacher type bane unhone he sikhaaya sab inko mere Dad k sath bhi kaafi achi banti thi inki.. Toh dekhle 55-60 saal se humaare sath relations hain toh ijjat karenge he.. Jo kuch ye hain dadaji ki wajah se hain..

Ami- I see.. Tumhare dadaji kaafi powerful rahe honge..

Main- Ohh yeah you can't even imagine.. Unke Pass jo power thi woh aajtak India mein kissi political leader k pass nahi hui.. Obviously Raaj woh North mein he karte they but chalti Kashmir se kanyakumari takk thi unki.. North mein toh wahi Supreme Court they or wahi Prime Minister.. Ek baar UP k 100+ Farmers k uppar central government ne case kar rakha tha jo chalta chalta Supreme Court pohanch gaya lekin insaaf naa milla or dadaji ka patience jawaab degaya toh agli sunwaai jab honi thi naa tab dadaji Court gaye or chief justice k saamne chalte case k bichmein case ki saari files jalaa di thi.. Literally vakeel daleel de rahe they or unhone case khatam kardiya tha wahaan mojjud kissi ne munh se awaaj takk nahi nikaali .. Dadaji ne court mein he PM ko warning di thi ki agar ye case khatam nahi hua toh kal PM ki gaddi par koi dusara baitha hoga.. PM uss time France k daurre par they jaise he usne suna 1 ghante k andar Summit bichmein chhodke nikal liye woh or shyaam se pehle Haryana aake dadaji se maafi maangi thi...

Ami- Fucking Hell.. That's.. That's insane.. Fuck.. That's cool..

Main- Yes.. Or mera aim iss puri planning se yahi hai ki Dadaji jitana powerful banu taaki koi masoom suffer kar raha ho toh court ko side karke uska fainsla karwa dun.. I want that kind of power.. Or ye plan successful hotey he mujhe woh sab mill jaaega..

Ami- Hell yeah..

Ab maine Woh IAS officer ko call kiya, Vikram ko jo humaari party ka khaas tha Delhi CM k close tha woh.. Ussi ki help se maine woh psychiatrist ki plane roukki thi or abhi kuch din pehele bhi plane delay karawaya tha..

Main-Namaskaar Sir..

Vikram-Evening sir..

Main- Home Minister ki taraf se koi information aai??

Vikram- Ji.. Unka personally call aaya tha or letter bhi aagaya hai mere pass.. It felt good.. Karna kya hai lekin unhone bola aap handle karoge..

Main- Haan.. So Mera kuch important samaan Delhi se kolkata jaaega by a huge cargo plane.. Woh samaan direct mere he log plane mein load karenge no checking no poking around airport ka koi aas pass bhi nahi aaega aapke alawa.. Aap uss samaan k sath Kolkata jaaoge same wahaan bhi mere log honge or aap unload karwaaoge..

Vikram- Iske liye itana sab kardiya aap ne..

Main- Power kaafi haina iske liye??

Vikram- Arrey more then enough...India k airspace mein saikdon plane honge filhaal or aap kaho toh sabko hawa mein roukk dun itani power hai aapki daya se..

Main- Great..

Vikram- Samaan kya hai if I may know..? Only if aap caaho toh..

Main- Samaan aapka promotion letter hai ye kaam hua toh..

Vikram- Samjh gaya..

Main- 1 ghante mein pohanch raha hun main..Dubai se RV airlines ka ek Cargo Plane aaega mere liye Animals ko transport karne mein use hota hai woh.. Usko aise runway par lagwaaiye jahaan humaare alawa koi dekh bhi naa paaye..

Vikram-Copy..

Main- I'll call you back...

Call disconnected..

Ami- Plane kab book kiya??

Main- Rishi ne kiya.. Rishi Ko boldiya tha maine.. Dubai mein uski UAE k Raja k barabar chalti hai..

Ami- Interesting..

Main- Issiliye toh jo cheej India mein possible nahi hoti woh le aata hai woh..

Ami-I see..

Humlog waapas Warehouse pohanchey toh 2 bade bade trucks khadde they jisme se ek toh load hogaya tha and dusara kar raha tha Jack..

T- Boss.. Ye First Truck k andar 10 Box hain jinmein roughly 750 crore hain.. Proper covered hai harr box or jabtak koi jaan bujhke pura dum lagaake cover nahi faad deta tabtak dekh nahi paaega ki andar kya hai.. Per Box roughly 75 crore hain ..

Main- Great..

T- Same ye second truck mein 8 boxes honge.. Jisme 600 crore hain..

Main- Great.. Jatin Jack aage Kolkata tumhe Chang mill jaaega 2 trucks k sath unko leke nikal jaana ek toh wahaan Kolkata sehar mein he drop karna hai wahaan se Devdutt khud dekhega or dusara Kolkata se seedha jaaega Odisha- Bengal border par Digha.. Digha se Odisha mein entry lega.. Odisha ka gaon hai Barbaria wahaan drop karna hai wahaan Odisha CM vipin k log dekhlenge..

Jack- Woh sab theek hai boss.. But itane sab mein kitane he shortcut use karein fir bhi 3-4 jagah toh 10000% checking hogi he hogi..

Jatin- Haan boss surely.. Unka kya??

Main- Unke liye main baitha hun naa bc.. Koi shortcuts nahi lene hain humein direct jaaenge ..

Jack- Bus fir.. Derr kiss baat ki hai..

Main- Yep..

Ab mere mind mein aaya ek orr plan mere nahi 3.0 k usne 2.0 ko bataya Or 2.0 ne mujhe..


Main- Ek second.. 1350 crore hue naa?? Ek kaam karo... Ye truck leke jaao khaali karo or waapis laao.. Tabtak T Tu 650 crore orr side kar..

Ami-650???

Main- Andhrapradesh k liye..

Ami- Lekin wahan toh hum gaye bhi nahi hain abhi..

Main- Haan lekin chale jaaenge soon.. Andhrapradesh ka border Odisha se lagta hai ek trip mein 3 kaam ho rahe hain toh kya dikkat hai.. Cargo Plane ki capacity bahot hai...

Ami- Sure ho Andhrapradesh mill jaaega??

Main- Sabse jyaada sure ussi k liye hun..

Ami- Great then..

Main- Chalo.. Ye dono truck airport leke chalo ek truck khaali hoga woh turant waapis aaega yahaan jisme T 650 crore orr load kar dega or jabtak dusara truck load hoga tabtak ye truck firse waapis aajaaega..

Jatin- ok boss.


Maine Home Minister uncle ko call karke Andhrapradesh K CM k sath meeting fix karwaadi.. Or idhar sab ready tha..

Main- Chalo main piche hun. Ami Chang ko bol 2 nahi 3 truck leke Kolkata airport k bahaar wait kare..

Ami- Copy boss.

Main- Paise ki baarish karne kaa time aagaya hai..

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Lovely update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-534(The Money-2)
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Raat k 9 baje they ab Jatin or Jack paison se bharre dono trucks mein aaye or main or Ami piche piche fortuner mein they.. Humlog wahaan se nilalke main road par aaye or airport se just pehle humaara pehla official check post aaya jahaan police waale checking le rahe they ye kaafi milne waale they kal takk.. But yahaan meri sarkaar thi gand faad dunga.. Jaise he police waalon ne truck ki taraf signal kiya maine fortuner se unhe overtake karke ekdum police waalon k saamne gaadi roukki..

SI- Arrey pehalwaan jyaada jaldi hai k checking ki..

Main-Truck jaane dey..

SI- Bina checking kuch nahi jaaega CO sahaab khud hain..

Main- Gand mein hath deke mudha maardunga tanne Or tere CO ko..

Maine gaadi se niche uttarte hue kaha..

SI- Oho Ho Maharaaj.. Parnaam.. Parnaam..

Usne mere pair chuwe..

SI- Aao bhai.. Sir.. Aaiyo jarra..

CO- K baat hogi Sharma ji.. Ye konnnn... Parnaam maalik.. Parnaam..

Main- Namaskaar CO sahaab.. Ye trucks ko jaana hai..

CO- Kyun majaak kar rahe ho Maalik.. Aapke Truck aapki Delhi, aapka road ,hum khud aapke .. Phone kardiya hota wahi kaafi tha..

Main- Naa jaruri hai sath jaana.

CO- Chalo acha hai iss bahaane aapne darshan dediye.. Sharma ji khaddey kya ho, jaane do.. Bhaisaab ko late horaha hoga..

Main- Thanks.. . Ye ek truck ek round Or karega.. 2 ek ghante yahin rehna please..

CO- Arrey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho aap please bolke aapka hukkum sir aankhon par..Bus Ajay Singh Naam yaad rakhna..

Main- Koi kaam ho toh mill Lena naam or shakal dono he nahi bhullta main..

CO- Ji maalik..

Main- Chalta hun..

Usne meri forutner kaa gate khola Or trucks k piche piche main bhi nikala..

Ami- Yahaan toh theek hai aage??

Main- Aage bhi meri he sarkaar hai.. Bengal mein PM K chele ki sarkaar hai jisse cabinet minister banaa raha hun main Or Odisha mein Vipin ki sarkaar hai woh bhi mere under hai..

Ami- Nicee..

Maine Vikram ko call kiya or humaare aane ka bataaya usne refueling gate se humaari entry karwaai , airport k bilkul last runway par they humlog idhar koi bhi nahi tha yahaan bhi Vikram ne 2 forklifts laa rakhi thi aatey he pehla truck unload karne lage Jack Or Jatin..

Main- Bhenchod itana bada plane..

Vikram-Cargo hai sir. International woh bhi..

Main-Fir bhi fucking hell.. 2 plane aajaaein isme toh..

Vikram- Pilot se maine baat kar lee hai sir isko koi issue nahi hai andar kya hai..aage Kolkata airport par bhi separate landing ki baat kar lee hai sir.. 2 forklifts wahaan bhi ready milengi..

Main- Perfect..

Ab pehla truck jaldi he khaali hogaya Or Jack waapis nikal gaya second batch laane.. Or tabtak Jatin second truck load karne laga.

Tabtak maine West Bengal k CM Adhivesh ko call kiya ye PM kaa khaasam khaas aadmi hai isko pata hai kya situation hai isne woh Devdutt k liye CM post bhi chhod di Or Cabinet Minister ki side jump kar gaya..

Adhivesh-Namaskaar AP sahaab..

Main- Namaskar CM sahaab.. Soon to be Cabinet Minister..

Adhivesh-Hahaha.. Dhanyavaad dhanyavaad.. Boliye kaise yaad kiya..?

Main- Raat 1 baje mera ek cargo plane land horaha hai Kolkata airport par andar sab done hai but uska samaan by road jaaega pehla truck Kolkata and baaki 2 trucks Digha se border cross karke Odisha. Ab main nahi caahta koi ungali kare uss truck mein. Toh aapki taraf se ek Officer mill jaata truck ko follow karne k liye toh acha hota.. Senior officer hona chahiye..

Adhivesh- Ji ji jo hukkum mera ek khaas officer hai DIG Traffic and Road safety Junaid.. Woh mill jaaenge aapko Kolkata airport par..

Main-Thanks a lot Adhivesh..

Adhivesh-Areey kyun sharminda karte ho AP babu..

Main- Heheheh.. Talk to you later..

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Ab maine Devdutt ko call kiya.. Bengal mein Jiske sath alliance kiya hai humne..

Dev-Good Evening AP sahaab..

Main- Evening Evening.. Raatko 2 baje Kolkata Airport k bahaar ek truck millega jisme aapka gift hai.. Personally jaake recive karna hai koi galati nahi caahiye mujhe.. Kuch hota hai toh call me ASAP...

Dev- Ji ji jo hukkum.. Thanks..

Call disconnected..

Ab maine Vipin ko call kiya.. Odisha k CM ko i mean..

Vipin- Kya hua?? Koi problem hai??

Main- No..

Vipin- Fir??

Main- Tu pagal hai kya bc.. Sun Digha se mere 2 trucks subah 5-6 baje enter honge tere state mein ek toh tera hai tu khud handle kar lena ab dusara truck by road jaaega Puri or Brahampur se hotey hue Andhrapradesh, Ichchapuram enter hoga usko bhi tujhe he handle karna hai..

Vipin- Usko main kaise handle karunga??

Main- Mujhe kya pata.. Tu dekh woh.. IG traffic ko bol ki gaadi leke sath sath jaaye..

Vipin-What ?? IG mera nokar thodi hai..

Main- Nokar he hai tera . Tu chutiya hai kya bhai?? Tere baap ko call karni padegi mujhe fir karega.. Pehle he sun liya kar.. IG ko tu jhaadu lagaane ka bolega toh bhi lagaaega ye toh choti baat hai.. Kolkata se DIG sath aaraha hai toh tu kyun nahi kar shakta..

Vipin- Ok.. Ok..

Main- Tu baat ki seriousness nahi samjh raha hai.. Get your game up.. This is serious shit.. Tere daddy ko bataana padega warna mujhe..

Vipin- Ok.. Ok.. no need...I'll handle it..

Main-You better..

Call disconnected..


Main- CM hoke bhenchod IG ko nahi bol shakta... Chutiya..

Ami-Young banda hai boss itana game nahi khela hai.. Baap ko jail hui toh jaldbaaji mein CM ban gaya..

Main-Yeah.. Next iski wife se contact karna padega bc woh jyaada mature hai isase toh..

Ami-Orr hot bhi..

Main- Haao.. Lekin ye reason nahi hai..

Ami-Haan haan..

Ab finally maine jaanwar ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan??

Abeer- Mumbai bc tune he toh bheja tha... Yahaan mahool garma raha hai bc.. Aditi maan nahi rahi hai.. Gandu hogayi hai..

Main- Woh chhod I'll deal with her later.. Vijaywada AdhraPradesh Pohanch subah 8 baje mujhe airport se pick karna toh. Kolkata se aaunga main..

Abeer- Bc Delhi gaya tha naa tu toh?? Kolkata kaise?? Vijayawada kaise?? Kar kya raha hai tu.

Main-Chup kar naa lawde aake bataata..

Call disconnected.

Ab last truck bhi aagaya and load bhi hogaya.. Dono trucks or Forutner ko airport se bahaar park kardiya gaya or humlog 10:30 baje nikale Delhi se.. Finally... Bhenchod... Ab darr nahi tha.. Bhenchod dealer nahi karega toh kya main rukk jaaunga, mera paisa khud baant lunga main..

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Mast update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

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Humlog raat 12:30 baje Kolkata land hue IAS vikram ne already sab set kar rakha tha Kolkata airport toh waise bhi sunsaan tha filhal aage Chang ready tha akela teen truck leke aaya tha woh chakkar kaat raha tha bechara kabse.. Turant he teeno trucks apne apne paise k sath load hogaye they and humlog airport se bahaar nikale Cargo plane gaya Dubai. Vikram gaya waapis Delhi ..

Main-Jack Jatin Chang teeno ek ek truck le jaao.. Jack tera truck yahaan se bahaar jaatey he Devdutt lelega ye hai uska number toh tu truck usko deke Jatin k sath shift ho jaana.. Fir dono trucks by road jaaenge Digha wahaan takk tumhe DIG Junaid escort karega bahaar he millega woh.. Aage border par Odisha ka IG yaa koi mill jaaega tumhe or uske sath sath CM Vipin k log bhi ... Chang tera truck Vipin k logon ko hand over kardena Or teeno last truck mein sawaar hoke nikalna Ichchapuram Andhrapradesh k liye.. Lekin jabtak main naa kahun tabtak Odisha ka border cross matt karna.. 99% toh tumhaare aane se pehle deal par lunga main but fir bhi bina puche entry matt lena Andhrapradesh mein..

Chang-Copy..

Main-Koi bhi issue hota hai toh bengal CM Or Odisha CM dono k number bhej diye hain tumhare pass call them.. Hoga nahi waise kuch kyunki officer sath hoga tumhare..

Chang-Yeah..

Main- Kolkata se Digha tumhe 4 ghante lagenge.. Subah 5 baje takk pohanch jaaoge wahaan.. Or Digha se fir Andhrapradesh 10-12 ghante lagaalo.. Yaani shyaam 4-5 baje takk tum Andhrapradesh pohanch jaaoge.. Dhyaan se chalaana bhenchod bus only issue hai accident ka baaki koi dikkat nahi hogi.. Dhyaan se chalaana issliye..Live Location bhejdo mere pass..

Jatin-Ji bhai..

Main- Nikalo ab..

Main Or Ami waapis airport aaye but bhenchod Vijayawada ki pehli flight subah 7 baje thi.. Issliye Wahaan VIP lounge mein he baithe humlog Or thakaan itani thi ki bhenchod baithate he nind aagayi... Flight k time Ami ne jagaaya mujhe nind puri hui nahi thi toh flight mein bhi soya main.. Kolkata or Odisha k trucks dediye they or Ichchapuram k kiye nikale hue they Teeno abtak sab sahi tha. Subah 9:30 baje jaanwar ne humein pick kiya Vijayawada se..

Abeer- Bhenchod nashedi lag raha hai..

Main- Gand fatti paddi hai..

Abeer- Paise ka kya hua??

Main- Bengal pohanch gaya Odisha pohanch gaya.. Andhrapradesh pohanch jaaega shyaam takk..

Abeer- Andhrapradesh kiss liye??

Main- Yahaan se bhi toh seats leni haina dalle...

Abeer- Ek second ek second... Yahaan kon??

Main- Yahaan 25 seats hain jisme se 18 hain Andhrapradesh K CM Parsana Reddy ki party ki.. Ussi se leni hain..

Abeer-Ek second.. Parsana?? Bhai.. Woh toh apne Home Minister Baldev aka Balwan uncle ka khaas dost haina be.. Yaani Balvant bawligand ka family friend.. Woh hamaara sath kyun dega be.. Balvant ko chhodke..

Main-No no.. Samjha nahi tu Reddy Balvant ka family friend nahi hai Balwan Uncle ka family friend hai..

Abeer- Bhosdk ek he baat haina Baap beta ek he toh hain kissi ka family friend ho..

Main- Ek he baat nahi hai chutiye dekh Reddy Devta aadmi hai badhiya shaks hai woh .Baldev uncle ka bahot purana dost hai or unhi ki wajah se woh NDP party k sath hai .. Baldev uncle he ekmaatar reason hain ki Reddy NDP k sath hai baaki Balvant toh maadarchod hai usase shakt nafrat hai Reddy ko or same Balvant ko bhi Reddy passand nahi hai kyunki ek toh Reddy Honest aadmi hai or dusara Balvant k papa yaani humaare Baldev uncle Reddy ki jyaada sunte hain bus Balvant ki ego hurt hogayi ussi mein.Nafrat itani hai ki 1.5 saal pehle Reddy ki Beti or uske Husband ne Delhi mein ek business suru kiya tha bahot paisa lagaya tha Reddy k damaad ne loans liye logon se paise uthaaye etc etc medicine ki company ka kuch kholna tha Reddy ne baat ki toh Balvant bola theek hai main license ka karwa dunga chinta matt karo lekin jab sab ready tha paisa lag chuka tha sab ho chuka tha tab court mein kissi ne yaachika daal di jo badi baat nahi thi lekin ussi Yaachika ka hawala deke Balvant ne License dene se mana kardiya Reddy ko ye kehte hue ki Supremecourt mein case chal raha hai or License dedega toh log ungali uthaaenge or bahot bada case hojaaega istifaa dena pad jaaega Reddy ko aise he darra dhamka k uske license se mana kardiya Reddy k damaad k 100 crore Rupaye doob gaye woh jail mein baitha hai loan fraud mein uska ghar gaya jameen sab gaya .. Reddy munh dikhaane laayak nahi raha uski beti bechari uske sath rehti hai ab..woh bus Baldev uncle k kehne par rukka hua hai...

Abeer- Haan case ka pata hai but Baldev uncle k kehne se rukka hai toh rukka he rahega Baldev uncle toh BLD mein he haina.

Main-Abe Baldev uncle khud bolenge usko humein join karne k liye bc ...

Abeer-Really??

Main- Orr kya lawde aaj unhone he Meeting fix ki hai Reddy k sath woh bhi honge wahaan...

Abeer- Bc.. Hahahah.. Fir toh done hai ye bhi..

Main- Yeah... Sabse easy yahi hai ,kaam toh humaare jaane k bina bhi chaljaata lekin face to face mil lene se you know aura banta hai ek saamne waale ko padh paata hun ki uske dimag mein kya chalraha hai or kya woh aage chal ke dhoka dega or dega toh kaise dega..

Abeer- Bc you are so smart it's not even funny..

Main- I know.. Lets go...

Ab Humein Reddy se Dopehar 1:30 baje millna tha tabtak main naha dhoke firse sogaya tha . Lekin thoda orr delay hua ab Desh ka Home Minister bina reason toh aa nahi shakta tha Andhrapradesh issliye Baldev Uncle ek program mein entry lene k liye aaye jo thoda delay hogaya or meeting 3:30 baje shift hui.. And finally 3 baje Main Abeer or Ami nikale CM residence k liye.Lets get 18 more seats..

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Gajab update 18 more sheet and lalach 650 CR ka taki loyal rahe sahi hai

 

[Raj Singh]

Fantastic updates

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[ak143]

Mstt updates

 

[Omi4748]

Superb update bro

 

[Ahsan Ali]

wahhh yahan tu AP Ghazab dhaa raha hai

 

[dark_world12]

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Main Home Minister uncle ko bye bolke nikala wahaan se..

Ami-Ye Uncle bahot ijjat karte hain aapki..

Main- Yeah.. He's like family.. Ye young tha naa tabse he politics mein hai inke sath ek or shaks tha jo abhi apne Prime Minister haina Jagat ji unke cacha they inke sath..Dono k he kaafi open views rahe hain , humesha sach boltey they jiss wajah se bahot baar problems mein fanse ek baar uss time k Prime Minister k baare mein kuch boldiya tha inhone toh pure desh ki police kutton ki tarah dhund rahi thi or yelog 17-18 saal k ladke they toh bhaagte fir rahe they or uss time gayab hona bahot hard tha ya police ko avoid karna ye bhaagte bhaagte haryana aaye they mere dada ji k pass toh mere dadaji ne PM se baat karke inko clear kiya uske baad se mere dadaji inke Teacher type bane unhone he sikhaaya sab inko mere Dad k sath bhi kaafi achi banti thi inki.. Toh dekhle 55-60 saal se humaare sath relations hain toh ijjat karenge he.. Jo kuch ye hain dadaji ki wajah se hain..

Ami- I see.. Tumhare dadaji kaafi powerful rahe honge..

Main- Ohh yeah you can't even imagine.. Unke Pass jo power thi woh aajtak India mein kissi political leader k pass nahi hui.. Obviously Raaj woh North mein he karte they but chalti Kashmir se kanyakumari takk thi unki.. North mein toh wahi Supreme Court they or wahi Prime Minister.. Ek baar UP k 100+ Farmers k uppar central government ne case kar rakha tha jo chalta chalta Supreme Court pohanch gaya lekin insaaf naa milla or dadaji ka patience jawaab degaya toh agli sunwaai jab honi thi naa tab dadaji Court gaye or chief justice k saamne chalte case k bichmein case ki saari files jalaa di thi.. Literally vakeel daleel de rahe they or unhone case khatam kardiya tha wahaan mojjud kissi ne munh se awaaj takk nahi nikaali .. Dadaji ne court mein he PM ko warning di thi ki agar ye case khatam nahi hua toh kal PM ki gaddi par koi dusara baitha hoga.. PM uss time France k daurre par they jaise he usne suna 1 ghante k andar Summit bichmein chhodke nikal liye woh or shyaam se pehle Haryana aake dadaji se maafi maangi thi...

Ami- Fucking Hell.. That's.. That's insane.. Fuck.. That's cool..

Main- Yes.. Or mera aim iss puri planning se yahi hai ki Dadaji jitana powerful banu taaki koi masoom suffer kar raha ho toh court ko side karke uska fainsla karwa dun.. I want that kind of power.. Or ye plan successful hotey he mujhe woh sab mill jaaega..

Ami- Hell yeah..

Ab maine Woh IAS officer ko call kiya, Vikram ko jo humaari party ka khaas tha Delhi CM k close tha woh.. Ussi ki help se maine woh psychiatrist ki plane roukki thi or abhi kuch din pehele bhi plane delay karawaya tha..

Main-Namaskaar Sir..

Vikram-Evening sir..

Main- Home Minister ki taraf se koi information aai??

Vikram- Ji.. Unka personally call aaya tha or letter bhi aagaya hai mere pass.. It felt good.. Karna kya hai lekin unhone bola aap handle karoge..

Main- Haan.. So Mera kuch important samaan Delhi se kolkata jaaega by a huge cargo plane.. Woh samaan direct mere he log plane mein load karenge no checking no poking around airport ka koi aas pass bhi nahi aaega aapke alawa.. Aap uss samaan k sath Kolkata jaaoge same wahaan bhi mere log honge or aap unload karwaaoge..

Vikram- Iske liye itana sab kardiya aap ne..

Main- Power kaafi haina iske liye??

Vikram- Arrey more then enough...India k airspace mein saikdon plane honge filhaal or aap kaho toh sabko hawa mein roukk dun itani power hai aapki daya se..

Main- Great..

Vikram- Samaan kya hai if I may know..? Only if aap caaho toh..

Main- Samaan aapka promotion letter hai ye kaam hua toh..

Vikram- Samjh gaya..

Main- 1 ghante mein pohanch raha hun main..Dubai se RV airlines ka ek Cargo Plane aaega mere liye Animals ko transport karne mein use hota hai woh.. Usko aise runway par lagwaaiye jahaan humaare alawa koi dekh bhi naa paaye..

Vikram-Copy..

Main- I'll call you back...

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Ami- Plane kab book kiya??

Main- Rishi ne kiya.. Rishi Ko boldiya tha maine.. Dubai mein uski UAE k Raja k barabar chalti hai..

Ami- Interesting..

Main- Issiliye toh jo cheej India mein possible nahi hoti woh le aata hai woh..

Ami-I see..

Humlog waapas Warehouse pohanchey toh 2 bade bade trucks khadde they jisme se ek toh load hogaya tha and dusara kar raha tha Jack..

T- Boss.. Ye First Truck k andar 10 Box hain jinmein roughly 750 crore hain.. Proper covered hai harr box or jabtak koi jaan bujhke pura dum lagaake cover nahi faad deta tabtak dekh nahi paaega ki andar kya hai.. Per Box roughly 75 crore hain ..

Main- Great..

T- Same ye second truck mein 8 boxes honge.. Jisme 600 crore hain..

Main- Great.. Jatin Jack aage Kolkata tumhe Chang mill jaaega 2 trucks k sath unko leke nikal jaana ek toh wahaan Kolkata sehar mein he drop karna hai wahaan se Devdutt khud dekhega or dusara Kolkata se seedha jaaega Odisha- Bengal border par Digha.. Digha se Odisha mein entry lega.. Odisha ka gaon hai Barbaria wahaan drop karna hai wahaan Odisha CM vipin k log dekhlenge..

Jack- Woh sab theek hai boss.. But itane sab mein kitane he shortcut use karein fir bhi 3-4 jagah toh 10000% checking hogi he hogi..

Jatin- Haan boss surely.. Unka kya??

Main- Unke liye main baitha hun naa bc.. Koi shortcuts nahi lene hain humein direct jaaenge ..

Jack- Bus fir.. Derr kiss baat ki hai..

Main- Yep..

Ab mere mind mein aaya ek orr plan mere nahi 3.0 k usne 2.0 ko bataya Or 2.0 ne mujhe..


Main- Ek second.. 1350 crore hue naa?? Ek kaam karo... Ye truck leke jaao khaali karo or waapis laao.. Tabtak T Tu 650 crore orr side kar..

Ami-650???

Main- Andhrapradesh k liye..

Ami- Lekin wahan toh hum gaye bhi nahi hain abhi..

Main- Haan lekin chale jaaenge soon.. Andhrapradesh ka border Odisha se lagta hai ek trip mein 3 kaam ho rahe hain toh kya dikkat hai.. Cargo Plane ki capacity bahot hai...

Ami- Sure ho Andhrapradesh mill jaaega??

Main- Sabse jyaada sure ussi k liye hun..

Ami- Great then..

Main- Chalo.. Ye dono truck airport leke chalo ek truck khaali hoga woh turant waapis aaega yahaan jisme T 650 crore orr load kar dega or jabtak dusara truck load hoga tabtak ye truck firse waapis aajaaega..

Jatin- ok boss.


Maine Home Minister uncle ko call karke Andhrapradesh K CM k sath meeting fix karwaadi.. Or idhar sab ready tha..

Main- Chalo main piche hun. Ami Chang ko bol 2 nahi 3 truck leke Kolkata airport k bahaar wait kare..

Ami- Copy boss.

Main- Paise ki baarish karne kaa time aagaya hai..

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Raat k 9 baje they ab Jatin or Jack paison se bharre dono trucks mein aaye or main or Ami piche piche fortuner mein they.. Humlog wahaan se nilalke main road par aaye or airport se just pehle humaara pehla official check post aaya jahaan police waale checking le rahe they ye kaafi milne waale they kal takk.. But yahaan meri sarkaar thi gand faad dunga.. Jaise he police waalon ne truck ki taraf signal kiya maine fortuner se unhe overtake karke ekdum police waalon k saamne gaadi roukki..

SI- Arrey pehalwaan jyaada jaldi hai k checking ki..

Main-Truck jaane dey..

SI- Bina checking kuch nahi jaaega CO sahaab khud hain..

Main- Gand mein hath deke mudha maardunga tanne Or tere CO ko..

Maine gaadi se niche uttarte hue kaha..

SI- Oho Ho Maharaaj.. Parnaam.. Parnaam..

Usne mere pair chuwe..

SI- Aao bhai.. Sir.. Aaiyo jarra..

CO- K baat hogi Sharma ji.. Ye konnnn... Parnaam maalik.. Parnaam..

Main- Namaskaar CO sahaab.. Ye trucks ko jaana hai..

CO- Kyun majaak kar rahe ho Maalik.. Aapke Truck aapki Delhi, aapka road ,hum khud aapke .. Phone kardiya hota wahi kaafi tha..

Main- Naa jaruri hai sath jaana.

CO- Chalo acha hai iss bahaane aapne darshan dediye.. Sharma ji khaddey kya ho, jaane do.. Bhaisaab ko late horaha hoga..

Main- Thanks.. . Ye ek truck ek round Or karega.. 2 ek ghante yahin rehna please..

CO- Arrey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho aap please bolke aapka hukkum sir aankhon par..Bus Ajay Singh Naam yaad rakhna..

Main- Koi kaam ho toh mill Lena naam or shakal dono he nahi bhullta main..

CO- Ji maalik..

Main- Chalta hun..

Usne meri forutner kaa gate khola Or trucks k piche piche main bhi nikala..

Ami- Yahaan toh theek hai aage??

Main- Aage bhi meri he sarkaar hai.. Bengal mein PM K chele ki sarkaar hai jisse cabinet minister banaa raha hun main Or Odisha mein Vipin ki sarkaar hai woh bhi mere under hai..

Ami- Nicee..

Maine Vikram ko call kiya or humaare aane ka bataaya usne refueling gate se humaari entry karwaai , airport k bilkul last runway par they humlog idhar koi bhi nahi tha yahaan bhi Vikram ne 2 forklifts laa rakhi thi aatey he pehla truck unload karne lage Jack Or Jatin..

Main- Bhenchod itana bada plane..

Vikram-Cargo hai sir. International woh bhi..

Main-Fir bhi fucking hell.. 2 plane aajaaein isme toh..

Vikram- Pilot se maine baat kar lee hai sir isko koi issue nahi hai andar kya hai..aage Kolkata airport par bhi separate landing ki baat kar lee hai sir.. 2 forklifts wahaan bhi ready milengi..

Main- Perfect..

Ab pehla truck jaldi he khaali hogaya Or Jack waapis nikal gaya second batch laane.. Or tabtak Jatin second truck load karne laga.

Tabtak maine West Bengal k CM Adhivesh ko call kiya ye PM kaa khaasam khaas aadmi hai isko pata hai kya situation hai isne woh Devdutt k liye CM post bhi chhod di Or Cabinet Minister ki side jump kar gaya..

Adhivesh-Namaskaar AP sahaab..

Main- Namaskar CM sahaab.. Soon to be Cabinet Minister..

Adhivesh-Hahaha.. Dhanyavaad dhanyavaad.. Boliye kaise yaad kiya..?

Main- Raat 1 baje mera ek cargo plane land horaha hai Kolkata airport par andar sab done hai but uska samaan by road jaaega pehla truck Kolkata and baaki 2 trucks Digha se border cross karke Odisha. Ab main nahi caahta koi ungali kare uss truck mein. Toh aapki taraf se ek Officer mill jaata truck ko follow karne k liye toh acha hota.. Senior officer hona chahiye..

Adhivesh- Ji ji jo hukkum mera ek khaas officer hai DIG Traffic and Road safety Junaid.. Woh mill jaaenge aapko Kolkata airport par..

Main-Thanks a lot Adhivesh..

Adhivesh-Areey kyun sharminda karte ho AP babu..

Main- Heheheh.. Talk to you later..

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Ab maine Devdutt ko call kiya.. Bengal mein Jiske sath alliance kiya hai humne..

Dev-Good Evening AP sahaab..

Main- Evening Evening.. Raatko 2 baje Kolkata Airport k bahaar ek truck millega jisme aapka gift hai.. Personally jaake recive karna hai koi galati nahi caahiye mujhe.. Kuch hota hai toh call me ASAP...

Dev- Ji ji jo hukkum.. Thanks..

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Ab maine Vipin ko call kiya.. Odisha k CM ko i mean..

Vipin- Kya hua?? Koi problem hai??

Main- No..

Vipin- Fir??

Main- Tu pagal hai kya bc.. Sun Digha se mere 2 trucks subah 5-6 baje enter honge tere state mein ek toh tera hai tu khud handle kar lena ab dusara truck by road jaaega Puri or Brahampur se hotey hue Andhrapradesh, Ichchapuram enter hoga usko bhi tujhe he handle karna hai..

Vipin- Usko main kaise handle karunga??

Main- Mujhe kya pata.. Tu dekh woh.. IG traffic ko bol ki gaadi leke sath sath jaaye..

Vipin-What ?? IG mera nokar thodi hai..

Main- Nokar he hai tera . Tu chutiya hai kya bhai?? Tere baap ko call karni padegi mujhe fir karega.. Pehle he sun liya kar.. IG ko tu jhaadu lagaane ka bolega toh bhi lagaaega ye toh choti baat hai.. Kolkata se DIG sath aaraha hai toh tu kyun nahi kar shakta..

Vipin- Ok.. Ok..

Main- Tu baat ki seriousness nahi samjh raha hai.. Get your game up.. This is serious shit.. Tere daddy ko bataana padega warna mujhe..

Vipin- Ok.. Ok.. no need...I'll handle it..

Main-You better..

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Main- CM hoke bhenchod IG ko nahi bol shakta... Chutiya..

Ami-Young banda hai boss itana game nahi khela hai.. Baap ko jail hui toh jaldbaaji mein CM ban gaya..

Main-Yeah.. Next iski wife se contact karna padega bc woh jyaada mature hai isase toh..

Ami-Orr hot bhi..

Main- Haao.. Lekin ye reason nahi hai..

Ami-Haan haan..

Ab finally maine jaanwar ko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan??

Abeer- Mumbai bc tune he toh bheja tha... Yahaan mahool garma raha hai bc.. Aditi maan nahi rahi hai.. Gandu hogayi hai..

Main- Woh chhod I'll deal with her later.. Vijaywada AdhraPradesh Pohanch subah 8 baje mujhe airport se pick karna toh. Kolkata se aaunga main..

Abeer- Bc Delhi gaya tha naa tu toh?? Kolkata kaise?? Vijayawada kaise?? Kar kya raha hai tu.

Main-Chup kar naa lawde aake bataata..

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Ab last truck bhi aagaya and load bhi hogaya.. Dono trucks or Forutner ko airport se bahaar park kardiya gaya or humlog 10:30 baje nikale Delhi se.. Finally... Bhenchod... Ab darr nahi tha.. Bhenchod dealer nahi karega toh kya main rukk jaaunga, mera paisa khud baant lunga main..

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Humlog raat 12:30 baje Kolkata land hue IAS vikram ne already sab set kar rakha tha Kolkata airport toh waise bhi sunsaan tha filhal aage Chang ready tha akela teen truck leke aaya tha woh chakkar kaat raha tha bechara kabse.. Turant he teeno trucks apne apne paise k sath load hogaye they and humlog airport se bahaar nikale Cargo plane gaya Dubai. Vikram gaya waapis Delhi ..

Main-Jack Jatin Chang teeno ek ek truck le jaao.. Jack tera truck yahaan se bahaar jaatey he Devdutt lelega ye hai uska number toh tu truck usko deke Jatin k sath shift ho jaana.. Fir dono trucks by road jaaenge Digha wahaan takk tumhe DIG Junaid escort karega bahaar he millega woh.. Aage border par Odisha ka IG yaa koi mill jaaega tumhe or uske sath sath CM Vipin k log bhi ... Chang tera truck Vipin k logon ko hand over kardena Or teeno last truck mein sawaar hoke nikalna Ichchapuram Andhrapradesh k liye.. Lekin jabtak main naa kahun tabtak Odisha ka border cross matt karna.. 99% toh tumhaare aane se pehle deal par lunga main but fir bhi bina puche entry matt lena Andhrapradesh mein..

Chang-Copy..

Main-Koi bhi issue hota hai toh bengal CM Or Odisha CM dono k number bhej diye hain tumhare pass call them.. Hoga nahi waise kuch kyunki officer sath hoga tumhare..

Chang-Yeah..

Main- Kolkata se Digha tumhe 4 ghante lagenge.. Subah 5 baje takk pohanch jaaoge wahaan.. Or Digha se fir Andhrapradesh 10-12 ghante lagaalo.. Yaani shyaam 4-5 baje takk tum Andhrapradesh pohanch jaaoge.. Dhyaan se chalaana bhenchod bus only issue hai accident ka baaki koi dikkat nahi hogi.. Dhyaan se chalaana issliye..Live Location bhejdo mere pass..

Jatin-Ji bhai..

Main- Nikalo ab..

Main Or Ami waapis airport aaye but bhenchod Vijayawada ki pehli flight subah 7 baje thi.. Issliye Wahaan VIP lounge mein he baithe humlog Or thakaan itani thi ki bhenchod baithate he nind aagayi... Flight k time Ami ne jagaaya mujhe nind puri hui nahi thi toh flight mein bhi soya main.. Kolkata or Odisha k trucks dediye they or Ichchapuram k kiye nikale hue they Teeno abtak sab sahi tha. Subah 9:30 baje jaanwar ne humein pick kiya Vijayawada se..

Abeer- Bhenchod nashedi lag raha hai..

Main- Gand fatti paddi hai..

Abeer- Paise ka kya hua??

Main- Bengal pohanch gaya Odisha pohanch gaya.. Andhrapradesh pohanch jaaega shyaam takk..

Abeer- Andhrapradesh kiss liye??

Main- Yahaan se bhi toh seats leni haina dalle...

Abeer- Ek second ek second... Yahaan kon??

Main- Yahaan 25 seats hain jisme se 18 hain Andhrapradesh K CM Parsana Reddy ki party ki.. Ussi se leni hain..

Abeer-Ek second.. Parsana?? Bhai.. Woh toh apne Home Minister Baldev aka Balwan uncle ka khaas dost haina be.. Yaani Balvant bawligand ka family friend.. Woh hamaara sath kyun dega be.. Balvant ko chhodke..

Main-No no.. Samjha nahi tu Reddy Balvant ka family friend nahi hai Balwan Uncle ka family friend hai..

Abeer- Bhosdk ek he baat haina Baap beta ek he toh hain kissi ka family friend ho..

Main- Ek he baat nahi hai chutiye dekh Reddy Devta aadmi hai badhiya shaks hai woh .Baldev uncle ka bahot purana dost hai or unhi ki wajah se woh NDP party k sath hai .. Baldev uncle he ekmaatar reason hain ki Reddy NDP k sath hai baaki Balvant toh maadarchod hai usase shakt nafrat hai Reddy ko or same Balvant ko bhi Reddy passand nahi hai kyunki ek toh Reddy Honest aadmi hai or dusara Balvant k papa yaani humaare Baldev uncle Reddy ki jyaada sunte hain bus Balvant ki ego hurt hogayi ussi mein.Nafrat itani hai ki 1.5 saal pehle Reddy ki Beti or uske Husband ne Delhi mein ek business suru kiya tha bahot paisa lagaya tha Reddy k damaad ne loans liye logon se paise uthaaye etc etc medicine ki company ka kuch kholna tha Reddy ne baat ki toh Balvant bola theek hai main license ka karwa dunga chinta matt karo lekin jab sab ready tha paisa lag chuka tha sab ho chuka tha tab court mein kissi ne yaachika daal di jo badi baat nahi thi lekin ussi Yaachika ka hawala deke Balvant ne License dene se mana kardiya Reddy ko ye kehte hue ki Supremecourt mein case chal raha hai or License dedega toh log ungali uthaaenge or bahot bada case hojaaega istifaa dena pad jaaega Reddy ko aise he darra dhamka k uske license se mana kardiya Reddy k damaad k 100 crore Rupaye doob gaye woh jail mein baitha hai loan fraud mein uska ghar gaya jameen sab gaya .. Reddy munh dikhaane laayak nahi raha uski beti bechari uske sath rehti hai ab..woh bus Baldev uncle k kehne par rukka hua hai...

Abeer- Haan case ka pata hai but Baldev uncle k kehne se rukka hai toh rukka he rahega Baldev uncle toh BLD mein he haina.

Main-Abe Baldev uncle khud bolenge usko humein join karne k liye bc ...

Abeer-Really??

Main- Orr kya lawde aaj unhone he Meeting fix ki hai Reddy k sath woh bhi honge wahaan...

Abeer- Bc.. Hahahah.. Fir toh done hai ye bhi..

Main- Yeah... Sabse easy yahi hai ,kaam toh humaare jaane k bina bhi chaljaata lekin face to face mil lene se you know aura banta hai ek saamne waale ko padh paata hun ki uske dimag mein kya chalraha hai or kya woh aage chal ke dhoka dega or dega toh kaise dega..

Abeer- Bc you are so smart it's not even funny..

Main- I know.. Lets go...

Ab Humein Reddy se Dopehar 1:30 baje millna tha tabtak main naha dhoke firse sogaya tha . Lekin thoda orr delay hua ab Desh ka Home Minister bina reason toh aa nahi shakta tha Andhrapradesh issliye Baldev Uncle ek program mein entry lene k liye aaye jo thoda delay hogaya or meeting 3:30 baje shift hui.. And finally 3 baje Main Abeer or Ami nikale CM residence k liye.Lets get 18 more seats..

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