Update-534(The Money-2)
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Raat k 9 baje they ab Jatin or Jack paison se bharre dono trucks mein aaye or main or Ami piche piche fortuner mein they.. Humlog wahaan se nilalke main road par aaye or airport se just pehle humaara pehla official check post aaya jahaan police waale checking le rahe they ye kaafi milne waale they kal takk.. But yahaan meri sarkaar thi gand faad dunga.. Jaise he police waalon ne truck ki taraf signal kiya maine fortuner se unhe overtake karke ekdum police waalon k saamne gaadi roukki..
SI- Arrey pehalwaan jyaada jaldi hai k checking ki..
Main-Truck jaane dey..
SI- Bina checking kuch nahi jaaega CO sahaab khud hain..
Main- Gand mein hath deke mudha maardunga tanne Or tere CO ko..
Maine gaadi se niche uttarte hue kaha..
SI- Oho Ho Maharaaj.. Parnaam.. Parnaam..
Usne mere pair chuwe..
SI- Aao bhai.. Sir.. Aaiyo jarra..
CO- K baat hogi Sharma ji.. Ye konnnn... Parnaam maalik.. Parnaam..
Main- Namaskaar CO sahaab.. Ye trucks ko jaana hai..
CO- Kyun majaak kar rahe ho Maalik.. Aapke Truck aapki Delhi, aapka road ,hum khud aapke .. Phone kardiya hota wahi kaafi tha..
Main- Naa jaruri hai sath jaana.
CO- Chalo acha hai iss bahaane aapne darshan dediye.. Sharma ji khaddey kya ho, jaane do.. Bhaisaab ko late horaha hoga..
Main- Thanks.. . Ye ek truck ek round Or karega.. 2 ek ghante yahin rehna please..
CO- Arrey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho aap please bolke aapka hukkum sir aankhon par..Bus Ajay Singh Naam yaad rakhna..
Main- Koi kaam ho toh mill Lena naam or shakal dono he nahi bhullta main..
CO- Ji maalik..
Main- Chalta hun..
Usne meri forutner kaa gate khola Or trucks k piche piche main bhi nikala..
Ami- Yahaan toh theek hai aage??
Main- Aage bhi meri he sarkaar hai.. Bengal mein PM K chele ki sarkaar hai jisse cabinet minister banaa raha hun main Or Odisha mein Vipin ki sarkaar hai woh bhi mere under hai..
Ami- Nicee..
Maine Vikram ko call kiya or humaare aane ka bataaya usne refueling gate se humaari entry karwaai , airport k bilkul last runway par they humlog idhar koi bhi nahi tha yahaan bhi Vikram ne 2 forklifts laa rakhi thi aatey he pehla truck unload karne lage Jack Or Jatin..
Main- Bhenchod itana bada plane..
Vikram-Cargo hai sir. International woh bhi..
Main-Fir bhi fucking hell.. 2 plane aajaaein isme toh..
Vikram- Pilot se maine baat kar lee hai sir isko koi issue nahi hai andar kya hai..aage Kolkata airport par bhi separate landing ki baat kar lee hai sir.. 2 forklifts wahaan bhi ready milengi..
Main- Perfect..
Ab pehla truck jaldi he khaali hogaya Or Jack waapis nikal gaya second batch laane.. Or tabtak Jatin second truck load karne laga.
Tabtak maine West Bengal k CM Adhivesh ko call kiya ye PM kaa khaasam khaas aadmi hai isko pata hai kya situation hai isne woh Devdutt k liye CM post bhi chhod di Or Cabinet Minister ki side jump kar gaya..
Adhivesh-Namaskaar AP sahaab..
Main- Namaskar CM sahaab.. Soon to be Cabinet Minister..
Adhivesh-Hahaha.. Dhanyavaad dhanyavaad.. Boliye kaise yaad kiya..?
Main- Raat 1 baje mera ek cargo plane land horaha hai Kolkata airport par andar sab done hai but uska samaan by road jaaega pehla truck Kolkata and baaki 2 trucks Digha se border cross karke Odisha. Ab main nahi caahta koi ungali kare uss truck mein. Toh aapki taraf se ek Officer mill jaata truck ko follow karne k liye toh acha hota.. Senior officer hona chahiye..
Adhivesh- Ji ji jo hukkum mera ek khaas officer hai DIG Traffic and Road safety Junaid.. Woh mill jaaenge aapko Kolkata airport par..
Main-Thanks a lot Adhivesh..
Adhivesh-Areey kyun sharminda karte ho AP babu..
Main- Heheheh.. Talk to you later..
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Ab maine Devdutt ko call kiya.. Bengal mein Jiske sath alliance kiya hai humne..
Dev-Good Evening AP sahaab..
Main- Evening Evening.. Raatko 2 baje Kolkata Airport k bahaar ek truck millega jisme aapka gift hai.. Personally jaake recive karna hai koi galati nahi caahiye mujhe.. Kuch hota hai toh call me ASAP...
Dev- Ji ji jo hukkum.. Thanks..
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Ab maine Vipin ko call kiya.. Odisha k CM ko i mean..
Vipin- Kya hua?? Koi problem hai??
Main- No..
Vipin- Fir??
Main- Tu pagal hai kya bc.. Sun Digha se mere 2 trucks subah 5-6 baje enter honge tere state mein ek toh tera hai tu khud handle kar lena ab dusara truck by road jaaega Puri or Brahampur se hotey hue Andhrapradesh, Ichchapuram enter hoga usko bhi tujhe he handle karna hai..
Vipin- Usko main kaise handle karunga??
Main- Mujhe kya pata.. Tu dekh woh.. IG traffic ko bol ki gaadi leke sath sath jaaye..
Vipin-What ?? IG mera nokar thodi hai..
Main- Nokar he hai tera . Tu chutiya hai kya bhai?? Tere baap ko call karni padegi mujhe fir karega.. Pehle he sun liya kar.. IG ko tu jhaadu lagaane ka bolega toh bhi lagaaega ye toh choti baat hai.. Kolkata se DIG sath aaraha hai toh tu kyun nahi kar shakta..
Vipin- Ok.. Ok..
Main- Tu baat ki seriousness nahi samjh raha hai.. Get your game up.. This is serious shit.. Tere daddy ko bataana padega warna mujhe..
Vipin- Ok.. Ok.. no need...I'll handle it..
Main-You better..
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Main- CM hoke bhenchod IG ko nahi bol shakta... Chutiya..
Ami-Young banda hai boss itana game nahi khela hai.. Baap ko jail hui toh jaldbaaji mein CM ban gaya..
Main-Yeah.. Next iski wife se contact karna padega bc woh jyaada mature hai isase toh..
Ami-Orr hot bhi..
Main- Haao.. Lekin ye reason nahi hai..
Ami-Haan haan..
Ab finally maine jaanwar ko call kiya..
Main-Kahaan??
Abeer- Mumbai bc tune he toh bheja tha... Yahaan mahool garma raha hai bc.. Aditi maan nahi rahi hai.. Gandu hogayi hai..
Main- Woh chhod I'll deal with her later.. Vijaywada AdhraPradesh Pohanch subah 8 baje mujhe airport se pick karna toh. Kolkata se aaunga main..
Abeer- Bc Delhi gaya tha naa tu toh?? Kolkata kaise?? Vijayawada kaise?? Kar kya raha hai tu.
Main-Chup kar naa lawde aake bataata..
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Ab last truck bhi aagaya and load bhi hogaya.. Dono trucks or Forutner ko airport se bahaar park kardiya gaya or humlog 10:30 baje nikale Delhi se.. Finally... Bhenchod... Ab darr nahi tha.. Bhenchod dealer nahi karega toh kya main rukk jaaunga, mera paisa khud baant lunga main..
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