Nice update dostUpdate-343( Waiting)Main-Officer i am telling you one last time do not mess with me.
Officer 1-Are you deaf or what?? This is your last warning..
Main-Fine..
Ye bolke maine front waale police waale kaa hath pakkada taaki woh taze naa kar shake mujhe and uske sath - 2 di maine uske pait mein laat or jhatke se uske hath se tazor cheen liya maine, laat lagne ki wajah se woh niche jukha or jukhtey he maine di uske munh k uppar kick jisase woh piche bike k sath niche jaake girra ab ye dekh uska dusara sathi Hannah k pass se meri taraf aane laga or aatey - 2 he ussne apne radio par backup bula liya, woh mere taraf badhne laga lekin usase pehle maine uske Uppar tazor chala diya tazor prongs uske munh k uppar jaake Chipke and usko laga badhiya waala shock or woh girra niche..
Snow-Let's go backup bula liya hai usne.. Lets go..
Main-Dear Hannah I'll see you around soon, remember one way or another tumhe mere sath challna he padega so i give you 24 hours uske baad unfortunately mujhe forcefully leke jaana padega tumhe.. Good Bye..
Ye bolke main orr snow wahaan se nikal gaye waapis humaare safe house ki taraf..
Sara-Dafukk dude, saare Singapore ki police apne piche hogi ab..
Main-Hone dey humein konsa yahaan humesha k liye rehna hai jabtak unko kuch samjh aaega tabtak humlog jaa chuke honge yahaan se..
Sara-Ye ladki smart hai..
Main-Yep for sure..
Sara-Lekin ab bhaag jaaegi, firse dhundana padega isko..
Main-Naa ye kahin nahi jaane waali, ye yahin rahegi..
Sara-Tujhe kaise pata??
Main - Kyunki iska kuch motive hai yahaan maine dekha uski aankhon mein kuch toh hai yahaan uske liye jisse haasil kiye bina ye kahin nahi jaaegi..
Sara-Well then i guess we'll see her again..
Main-Yeah soon very soon..
Humlog ghar waapis aaye and aake Randy ko situation bataai obviously usse police waali baat passand nahi aai lekin ussne mujhe jyaada nahi sunaaya.
Uske baad humne dinner kiya and so gaye, subah humne Andy ko Hannah k ghar k pass bheja agar woh bahaar nikalte hain toh humein bataaega woh, humaare pass wait karne k alawa koi option tha nahi, or aaj toh humein kaafi lamba wait karna padda kyunki wohlog apne ghar se bahaar nikale raat 10 baje, Andy ne humein ghar waale phone par call karke inform kiya and humlog nikale ab Randy bhi sath he tha kyunki jaan toh humein bhi gayi thi woh. Humein jyaada kuch karna nahi tha bus pata karna tha ki situation kya hai , ye caahti kya hai.. Andy ne ek mobile Randy ko diya tha jisase Andy humein bata raha tha ki wohlog kal waale same route par he jaa rahe hain lekin aaj keval Hannah k alawa 3 Ladkiyaan he thi, kuch derr baad humlog bhi unke piche pohanch gaye lekin aaj humne literally bahot lamba gap rakha unke or humaare bich. Andy ko humne bhej diya waapis or humlog unko follow karne lage lekin again safe distance se, wohlog ne kal waali street nahi lee aage jaake raasta badla unhone or wohlog kind of main road k pass aai wahaan road cross karke dusari taraf chali gayi, ye city kaa luxurious part tha kyunki iss taraf high end restaurants, bars, casinos, hotels, strip clubs etcetera they and bheed bhi kaafi thi.
Randy - Damn this is lit..
Main-Ladkiyon ko taadna bandh karbe dhyaan dey..
Ab wohlog ek bade se bar k side mein ek galli k andar challi gayi humlog ne galli k start mein aake dekha toh Street ekdum empty thi bus woh 4on he thi wahaan. Wohlog wahan ek he jagah rukki hui thi or achanak se unhone 4on taraf najar doudaai or apne kapde nikaalne lagi woh..
Randy - Oh damn..
Main-Not gonna lie this is some good shit..
Woh 4 mein se 2 ne apne kapde utaare or woh dono keval bikinis mein he reh gayi jisme se ek Hannah thi Hannah ne ek choti c bottle like bahot jyaada choti bottle apni bikini mein daali and apne kapde wahaan ek dumpster mein daalke wohlog waapis humaari taraf aane lagi issliye humlog side hatt gaye. Woh bahaar uss galli se bahaar aake wahaan mojjud ek Strip club k gate par aai jahaan bouncers ko Hannah ne apna phone dikhaya or bouncers ne unhe andar jaane diya..
Main-Ok ok... Main kuch toh samjh raha hun.
Randy - What??
Main-Yelog yahaan kissi ko maarne aai hain..
Randy - Wait what??
Main - Yeah, ye dono yahaan stripper bani hain fake obviously then ussne jo bottle lee usme poison tha issliye yelog andar jaake kissi ko seduce karenge and uski drink mein ye poison daalenge and bam game over.
Randy - Damn so iska ye motive hai yahaan aane kaa..
Main - Yeah most probably yahi hai.. Chalo humein andar jaana hai let's go..
Randy - Kya karega be inka kaam karne dey inko..
Main-Bhosdk isko kuch hogaya naa toh humein headquarters entry nahi karne dega koi..
Randy - true lets go..
Main-Kya let's go bouncer dekh raha hai kitane hain aise kaise go.. Andy ko bol yahaan aake entry karwaae humaari..
Randy ne Andy ko call kiya Andy ne club kaa naam pucha or kahaa 2 second rukko.. Or phone cut kartey he ek message aaya Randy k pass ek image aai actually jo koi QR code tha or sathmein text aaya ki isko dikhaake entry lelo..
Main-Damn bhenchod ye system sahi haibe.. Snow tu jaa nahi shakti andar so..
Randy-True.. So Snow tu yahaan wait kar.. I mean ghar chali jaa caahe kya pata kitani derr wait karna padega..
Snow - Cool..
Ab main or Randy gate par aae toh ek choti c line thi wahaan hum line mein lage jaldi he number aagaya humaara, bouncer ne ek baar ko toh humein ghurra kyunki humaare kapde actually itane fancy nahi they lekin jaise he Randy ne usse image dikhaai uska behaviour turant change hogaya tab humein pata chala ki woh VIP pass tha issliye ussne humein bahot he respect k sath andar jaane diya or humlog andar enter hue toh bhenchod andar toh nanga naach he chal raha tha sab.. Holy fucking shit jiss taraf dekho ussi taraf nangi Ladkiyaan dance kar rahi thi bheed bhi bahyanak thi andar.. Damn that's sick..
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Mast update dostUpdate-344(I Am Deadly)
Ab Wahan kaa nanga naach dekh hum dono he shocked they.
Randy - Damn bhenchod..
Main-Chal dhundtey hain unko..
Randy - Pehle thoda ghull mill jaa aise pagal kuttey ki tarah ghumega toh log shak karenge.
Main-Toh kya karun??
Randy - Bar counter par aa ek do drinks le hathmein fir ghum..
Main-Mujhe nasha nahi hota..
Randy - Pata haibe drug addict, drink bus yahaan mahool k hissab se ghulne milne k liye hai.Hath mein pakkad k khaddey rehna..
Main-Or paise?? Paise kahaan hain bhosdk..
Randy - Ye QR Code he paisa hai bhosdk.. Andy ne bola ye code se tu iss club mein kuch bhi lele caahe..
Main-Cool then..
Randy-Aaja..
Hum dono counter par aae jahaan ek female bartender saamne aai jo bhenchod nude he drinks serve kar rahi thi..
Bartender - What can i get you two gentlemen?
Main-A Shot of whatever the strongest you got..
Bartender - And you sir..
Randy - I'll take a dry martini please..
Bartender ne 1 minute mein hum dono ki drink ready ki or humein serve ki. Meri drink bhenchod for real bahot strong thi bahot jyaada strong bhenchod ye cheej badhiya hai aage kaam aaegi maine naam pucha uska toh Spirytus Stawski naam tha 96% Alcohol hell yeah.. Ab humein obviously peeni thi nahi issliye bus show k liye apni drinks hath mein uthalee or chaltey firtey hum unhe dhundane lage bhenchod harr taraf Ladkiyaan he Ladkiyaan thi kaafi badi place thi. Or finally almost 10 minutes takk wahaan ghumne k baad mujhe dikhi Hannah woh apne dono hathon mein drinks liye ek hallway mein chali gayi humlog uske piche gaye toh hallway k uppar board laga tha VIps only and wahan bhi bouncers khaddey they ab bhenchod hum thehre vip pass waale humlog bhi aage badhe humein bouncer ne roukka toh usse phone dikhaaya toh ussne aage jaane diya aage actually cabins they dono side jahaan private strip dance chal raha tha.. Hannah unhi mein se ek cabin mein chali gayi or uske jaatey he gate bandh hone laga lekin bandh hotey - 2 meri najar padd gayi andar, wahaan koi meeting wagairaah chal rahi thi 5-6 well dressed aadmi wahaan sofas par baithe they uske alawa kuch guards with guns khaddey they uske alawa 4-5 girls wahaan kind of dance kar rahi thi or Hannah unhi mein se ek thi.. Ab hum or tehkikaat kartey usase pehle wahaan gate k uppar 6 guards or aa gaye with guns woh bhi issliye hum turant aage badhe or aage ek khaali cabin mein aake baith gaye..
Randy-Bhenchod alag he game chal raha hai isska toh..
Main-Yeah.. Lets wait and watch..
Ab humlog baithe he they ki ek ladki andar aai obviously nude he aai woh..
Ladki-Hey guys how can i be of your service..
Randy-Oh actually no no we are good..
Ladki - But i can make you feel better..
Main-No thanks we are fine..
Ladki - Are you sure??
Randy - Madam we are gay..
Main-What the fuck..
Randy - Yep we are gay you can leave..
Ye sun woh ladki humein bahot jyaada awkwardly ghurrtey hue wahaan se nikal gayi..
Main-Bhosdk what the fuck.. Or koi bahaana naa milla..
Randy - Or kya bolta be ye galle he padd rahi thi.. Fuck that..
Main-Chutiya kuch bhi bol deta..
Randy - Jaiss..
Randy kuch bolta usase pehle humein bahaar se aai logon k chillane ki awaaj..or uske sath sath humne dekha gate se bahaar Hannah ko uss hallway mein bhaagte hue..
"Get that bitch"
Koi chilaaya or kaafi saare guards uske piche bhaage.. Fuck..Hum dono khaddey hue or bahaar hallway mein aaye toh Hannah opposite side bhaagi or wahan back door se bhaag gayi or uske piche at least 8-10 guards back door se bhaage or 2 guards and ek koi vip type aadmi wahaan humaare saamne khadda tha..
Vip-That bitch that bitch tried to kill me.. Bhen ki lodi ne mujhe maarne ki koshish ki..
Damn ye toh Indian hai..
Vip-Go get her.. Agar woh nahi milli toh I'll kill you guys..
Ye sun ek or guard uske piche bhaag gaya..
Main - Bc woh naa millne waali inko she is fast as fuck.. ..
Lekin tabhi ek guard waapis andar aaya..
Guard - Boss we got her pakkad liya sali ko..
Vip-Shabbas main aaraha hun maarna nahi usko.. Main khud maarunga saali ko..
Ye sun woh guard gaya or idhar woh vip or uska ek guard uske sath chall padda back door ki side..
Randy -We gotta help her..
Main-Or kya bc help toh karni padegi..
Randy - lekin karega kya guards bahot saare hain.. Oh bc i got a plan..
Main-Same..
Ye bol humne ekdusare ko ghurra or hum samjh gaye ki dono kaa plan same hai issliye humlog bhaage uss vip k piche or bahaar nikalne se pehle he humne unhe roukka..
Main - Excuse me...
Ye sunke woh guard piche mudda or piche muddtey he maine diya uske pait mein ek punch jiske lagtey he woh niche girra saari daru ulti kartey hue or niche girrtey he maine maari uske sir mein laat jisase woh wahin behosh hoke girra.. Iss bich Randy ne uss boss ko dekha woh gun nikaal raha tha Randy ne uske munh par diya punch or uske hath se woh pistol cheen lee.. Maine uss guard ki pistol uthaai or uss boss ko gardan se pakkada or uski khopadi par bandukk satta dee...
Main-Wassup..
Boss-You have no idea who you are messing with.. I am Vikram bhatt for fuck shake..
Main-Jaan kar karunga bhi kya bhosdk..
Vikram-Indian?? Jaanta hai mujhe tu?? Saa..
Main - Shut the fuck up bitch.. Warna khopdi kholdunga teri main..
Ye bolke main usko sath leke back door se bahaar aaya toh bahaar hum ussi sunshaan galli mein nikale jisme Hannah ne apne kapde change kiye they or wahaan scene ye tha 4 guards ko toh Hannah ne laitaa diya tha wahaan lekin guards ka count bahot jyaada tha wohlog 12-13 they issliye unhone Hannah ko gherr liya tha or ek baar ek waar Hannah k uppar hua bus fir uske Uppar chaaron taraf se punches ki baarish hui humlog bhaage bhi uss boss ko leke lekin tabtak Hannah ko bahot maar padd chuki thi woh niche girri thi..
Main (Chilaake) - Hey.. Hey Stop.. HERE BITCH..
OR wohlog usko adhmarra kartey usase pehle wohlog piche muddey or muddtey he unsabne humaare Uppar guns taan di..
Main-Yeah very smart bhosdko.. Here i have your boss and I won't hesitate to kill him.. Oye bhosdk Vikram bikram jo bhi hai tu bol inko apni guns niche karein doobara naa bolunga main bhosdk..
Vikram - Put your guns down you fucking morons.. Banduk niche karo sab everybody..
Ye sun unhone apni guns niche daali..
Main-Now koi smart nahi banega..
Vikram - Tu kya soch raha hai tujhe dhund nahi paaunga main?? Pataal se bhi dhund nikaalunga tujhe main or fir..
Main-Oh trust me bhai mujhe nahi dhundana caahega tu.. Trust me or galati se dhund bhi liya toh i can assure you that puri jindagi pachtaaega..
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Behtreen update mitrUpdate-345(Told Him)
Vikram - Tu jaanta nahi hai mujhe..
Main-Bro you need to shut the fuck up for real. You are pissing me the fuck off. Issliye chup reh..
Vikram - I am not kidding my people they are trained for killing people like you they'll kill you..Dekh unhe they are trained killers..
Main - Oh for fucks shake..
Ye sunke maine usko dhakka maara or saamne khaddey uske guards ko target kiya mere pass ek glock thi 9 bullet magazine k sath, ab woh guards bechare khaddey he they issliye wohlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle 4 ki toh maine khopdi kholi or 2 ki Randy ne, woh thoda late samjha.. Ab wahaan 12 bandey they jisme se 6 toh on the spot gaye or 4 orr wahaan jukh k guns uthaane lage unmein se humne 2-2 ko liya ab bache aakhiri k 2 ne hath uppar karliye lekin maine unko hath uppar karne k baad bhi thok diya.. Or ye sab itana jaldi hua ki Vikram ko samjh takk nahi aaya ki bhenchod hua kya or kaise hua woh bechara ektakk mujhe he ghurre .
Randy - What the fuckkkk..Why?? Why??? Kyun be?? Are you fucking insane..
Main-Yeah..
Vikram - W. W. W. W. W. Wwho aa.. Are you?
Main-Now tu bol maadarchod..
Ye bolke maine gun uske munh par taan di toh uski gand fatt gayi or woh mere pairon mein girr gaya.. Woh mere pairon mein padda-2 kaanpne laga..
Randy - Naa.. Hell naa bhosdk ViP hai ye.. Hell fucking no gand marr jaaegi.. Chal utha usko or chal nikal let's go.. Gunshot se police aane he waali hogi..
Main-Haan beta ab dhundana mujhe..
Ye bolke humne usko wahin chhoda or Hannah jo almost behosh thi usko uthaaya humne, Randy ne apni jacket daali uske munh k uppar or hum ghumke jaane ki bajaae waapis backdoor se club mein enter hue or aise behave karne lage maano Hannah ne bahot jyaada pee leee ho or uske munh ko dhakke - 2 humlog bahaar nikal gaye or wahaan se road cross kar humlog waapis streets mein se hotey hue apne ghar ki side aagaye Randy ne raaste mein he Andy ko call kardiya tha doctor ko bulaa lene k liye.. Humlog usko leke ghar aaye jyaada kuch nahi hua tha usko bus knock hogayi thi punches se uske alawa munh par kuch cuts bhi lag gaye they.. Snow and Andy ko bataaya humne sab..
Andy - Kon tha woh any idea??
Main-Yeah koi Vikram bhatt..
Ye sun Andy ko maano current laga..
Andy - Vikram bhatt you said?? The Vikram bhatt?? Nooooo.. Nooooo.. Fucking hell..
Main - Yeah.. Kyun??
Randy - Dont tell me ki koi badi machhali hai woh..
Andy-Machalli?? Woh magarmach hai he is fucking king of this city.. He is a fucking billionaire or usase bhi aage iss city k MP yaani member of parliament kaa Jija cum business partner hai woh.. Iss city k saare illegal dhandey uske hissab se chaltey hain.. Police, politics sab uske under hai.. He is a fucking god around here..
Randy - Awesome..awe fucking some.. Bhenchod jaruri tha unko maarna?? Matlab jaruri tha kya be?? Ab??
Main- a lawde unko maarta yaa naa maarta Woh Vikram aise he thodi chhod deta bhosdk uski khopdi par bandukk rakhi thi humne ofcourse humein dhund nikaalta lekin now i promise you woh humaare piche nahi aaega..
Randy - How do you know that??
Main-Kyunki maine uski aankhon mein darr dekha hai or mera darr aadmi ko khaa jaata hai issliye trust me we are safe..trust me bro.. Isko treatment do..Or bandh rakhna room mein.
Ye bolke main apne room mein aagya Billionaire lawda mera woh puri jindagi theek se naa so paaega ab, khudse ye bolke maine apni dose lee or so gaya and subah mujhe Randy ne jagaaya..
Randy - Oye wake the fuck up.. Bhosdk woh bhaag gayi..
Main-Kon??
Randy - Hannah or kon..
Main-Nice.. Don't worry apne ghar par he milegi woh chal millke aatey hain.. 2 mins mein aaya..
Ye bolke main fresh hua bahaar aaya bhenchod 5 baje they subah k itani subah subah ek ladki ko dhund raha tha Singapore aake woh bhi bolo bc .. Khair Main, Randy and Snow uske ghar ki taraf aaye mujhe andar he jaana tha or thankfully unka gate open tha issliye gate kholte he humlog andar aaye toh humaare saamne hall mein Hannah and uski puri team mojjud thi or unmein se mostly bc patti plasters wagairaah mein they Hannah ka bhi treatment ho chuka tha kal, mujhe dekh wohlog ne overreact naa kiya matlab Hannah ne bata diya ki humne uski jaan bachaai.. Main mast aake ek chair leke un sabke saamne baitha..
Main - Good morning guys..
Aadmi1-Thanks for saving her life..
Main-No worries.. So Hannah ji first things first bahot he waahiyaat plan tha kal for real bahot he waahiyat aise ek ViP ko maarogi tum..
Hannah-Mera plan usko maarne kaa nahi tha..
Main-Toh..
Hannah-Main uske sath hotel jaana chaahti thi and then behonsh he karna tha usko..
Main-What the fuck...
Randy - For what??
Main-Never mind we don't care.. Now dekho i am sick of this place already then uppar se pure city ki police and mafia mujhe dhund raha hai.. Soooooooo! Chalein??
Hannah-I am not leaving this place..
Main-Then we have a problem because main tumhe leke he yahaan se jaaunga..
Hannah-I won't leave..
Randy - Yeah woh theek lekin jo ye sahaab Haina ye, ye tumhe leke he jaaega yahaan se. One way or another..
Hannah - You can take my dead body then..
Snow - Damn that's deep.. Listen madam kya caahiye tumhe yahaan?? Aisa kya hai? I am sure we can help right??
Main-Oh yeah. Woh chhodo ye batao kya karna hai tumhe woh hum kardenge and then tum humare sath chal paogi..
Randy - Exactly..
Hannah - I don't want to drag you in my fight.. Main meri ladaai mein tumhe nahi ghaseetana caahti..
Main-Listen i dont care kisski ladaai hai mujhe bus tumse matlab hai issliye tell me kya hua?? Yaa kya karein aisa jisase tum humaare sath chal paddo..
Hannah - Are you sure tum karoge..
Main-Tum sure ho sath chalogi???
Hannah-Yeah..
Main-Then i am 100% sure..
Hannah-Vikram bhatt you know kal ussi ko kidnap karne gayi thi main.. Woh ek nihaayti ghatiya insaan hai, meri ek friend thi Magi she was a model here or ek din Vikram ki najar uss par padd gayi toh ussne Magi ko apna banana caaha lekin Magi ne mana kardiya baar - 2 issliye ussne Magi ko kidnap karliya or apne pass bandh karke rakha hai.. Main buss usse ajaad karna caahti hun.. Ussne.. Uss.. Ne..humne sab try kiya police, politics and media lekin kahin se bhi help nahi milli..
Main-Cool.. Cool.. Bus itani c baat, so usko ajaad karwaaya toh tum humaare sath chalogi..
Hannah-Yes.. I will be in your debt forever..
Main-Ok then easy..
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Bahad umda update bhaiUpdate-346(It Fucking Worked)
Hannah-Tum Magi ko ajaad karwadoge??
Main-Yeah.. Vikram kaa number hai tumhare pass??
Aadni1-Yeah.. Why??
Main - Give me it.. Randy milla phone..
Hannah - Wait wait. What are you doing??
Main - I'll talk to him..
Hannah - Are you stupid or what... He is not going to listen to you..
Main-Oh trust me he will..
Hannah-How??
Main-Tumhe koi idea hai tumhe kaise bachaya kal humne..
Hannah-No.. I was unconscious..
Main - Good.. Randy phone laga..
Randy ne call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya subah 5 baje bhenchod kon he uthaaega.. Randy ne doobara kiya toh iss baar utha liya ussne.. Maine phone liya..
Vikram - Hello..who is this??
Main-Itna jaldi bhool gaya bhosdk..
Vikram - itittis. S. Sits you.. It.. Ts you..
Main-Yeah it's me bitch.. So listen i dont have time to waste on your bitchass i want something.. Magi.. Remember her?? 20 minutes kaa time deta hun tujhe 20 minutes k andar woh Oxford Park k saamne honi caahiye or agar nahi hui toh i promise you main tujhe dhund lunga or itani bhayanak moutt dunga tujhe ki teri aane waali nashalein bhi mere naam se kaanpengi.. Now i know tu billionaire hai yaa connected hai i dont give a fuck i really don't, remember i spared your life meri wajah se jinda hai tu meri di hui jindagi jee raha hai tu or ab meri baat nahi maani tune toh doobara nahi bakshunga tujhe.. I promise you that..I'll burn your empire to the fucking ground and I will enjoy it..
Ye sun kuch seconds ki shanti chaai phone mein jisase main samjh gaya ki woh maan gaya hai..
Vikram - Ok ok.. Ok.. Listen listen main Magi ko chhod dunga but promise me that you'll leave me alone after this and i will never see your face again..
Main - Oh i promise you you won't see me in your city ever again..
Vikram - Ok then 20 minutes.. She'll be at Oxford Park..
Main-Good..
Call disconnected..
Acha hua bhenchod maan gaya main sure naa tha ki ye maanega but try karliya maine warna kon maadarchod isko thokne jaata.. Naa maanta ye toh bc time jaata uppar se beijati hoti woh alag bhenchod RDJ type phone ghumaaya tha maine.
Main - Ok Magi yahaan aajaaegi saamne Park k pass..
Woh sabka munh khull gaya khussi or sadness dono he unke chehre par saaf dijhaai de rahe they..
Hannah-How??
Main-Can i get some coffee??
Ye sun ek ladki wahaan se challi gayi.
Hannah-How?? Tell me..
Randy - Actually kal humne usko thoda darra diya tha you know prank kardiya tha usko or ussi khouff mein maan gaya woh..
Main-Facts..
Ab woh ladki coffee leke aai maine coffee pee or peeke main gate par aaya 2 minutes baad ek gaadi aake uss park k saamne rukki or ussme se ek ladki uttari or woh gaadi challi gayi.. Ladki shakal ane kapdon se bilkul theek lagi matlab most probably kuch galat naa hua hoga uske sath..
Main-Here she is suno apna milaap karlo uske sath then theek subah 8 baje humaare ghar par aajaaana apna samaan leke akele.. Good morning..
Or wohlog kuch bol paatey usase pehle hum nikal gaye kyunki bhenchod fir scene emotional hojaata and fuck that shit issliye directly Hum ghar aae..
Randy - Bhenchod thankfully maan gaya woh..
Main-True warna lawda kon maarne jaata usko sala billionaire uppar se politically connected.. Bhenchod gand marr jaati..
Snow-True..
Main-Main nahaake aata fir naasta karenge..
Ye bolke main nahaane aaya and nahaake naasta kiya thodi derr wait kiya toh woh ladki aagayi ek bag leke..
Main - Oh hell fucking yeah mujhe laga tum bhaag toh nahi gayi.. Chalein guys??
Snow-I am ready..
Randy - Same..
Humlog turant he gaadi mein aae and airport k liye nikale..
Hannah-Listen...
Main-Thanks matt bolna.. Nope. Maine jo kiya mere liye kiya warna i could give two fucks..Issliye Shut up enjoy the drive..
Ab humlog airport pohanchey toh sab ready tha humlog subah 9 baje Singapore se take off kar gaye Humlog shyaam 4 k aas pass headquarters pohanchne waale they ab subah jaldi utha tha main toh plane mein aatey he main so gaya the bichmein main utha toh Randy Snow and Hannah baatein kar rahe they maine apna bag open kiya usme se apni dose lee and waapis se so gaya. Uske baad mujhe Randy ne he jagaaya ki humlog pohanch chuke hain.. Main utha apna bag uthaaya and niche uttare again bhenchod bahaar se yahaan aao toh shardi mein gand fatt jaati hai or wahi hua maine bag se jacket and cap nikaalke pehni and chall paddey Town hall ki taraf jahaan Bovice and Boe humaara he wait kar rahe they..
Main-Main jaa raha hun sone tumlog leke jaao isko..
Randy - Shut up bitch chup chaap sath chall unn dead bodies kaa credit tujhe he lena hai main nahi sunane waala..
Main - Fine.. Fucking bitch..
Humlog townhall pohanchey toh as expected humaara he wait horaha tha humlog cabin mein aae toh wahaan Bovice and Boe dono he they.. Humlog wahaan jukhe, Hannah bhi jukhi then Boe se galle milli woh..
Boe - And he does it yet again..
Main-Ofcourse.
Randy - Can't wait for the promotion 2.0..Master kab kar rahe ho promotion iska..
Boe - Oh no no no maine kaha tha ye task pura hone k baad or ye task pura kahaan hua hai abhi toh ek he step hua hai iss task kaa..
Main-Wait what..
Boe - Yeah, abhi iske dad se jo information millegi uske Uppar bhi tumhe he work karna hai..
Main-Oh damn..
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Mast updates. AP ne phir prove kar diya ki wo God of killing hai. Ready for next task.Update-346(It Fucking Worked)
Hannah-Tum Magi ko ajaad karwadoge??
Main-Yeah.. Vikram kaa number hai tumhare pass??
Aadni1-Yeah.. Why??
Main - Give me it.. Randy milla phone..
Hannah - Wait wait. What are you doing??
Main - I'll talk to him..
Hannah - Are you stupid or what... He is not going to listen to you..
Main-Oh trust me he will..
Hannah-How??
Main-Tumhe koi idea hai tumhe kaise bachaya kal humne..
Hannah-No.. I was unconscious..
Main - Good.. Randy phone laga..
Randy ne call kiya ussne nahi uthaaya subah 5 baje bhenchod kon he uthaaega.. Randy ne doobara kiya toh iss baar utha liya ussne.. Maine phone liya..
Vikram - Hello..who is this??
Main-Itna jaldi bhool gaya bhosdk..
Vikram - itittis. S. Sits you.. It.. Ts you..
Main-Yeah it's me bitch.. So listen i dont have time to waste on your bitchass i want something.. Magi.. Remember her?? 20 minutes kaa time deta hun tujhe 20 minutes k andar woh Oxford Park k saamne honi caahiye or agar nahi hui toh i promise you main tujhe dhund lunga or itani bhayanak moutt dunga tujhe ki teri aane waali nashalein bhi mere naam se kaanpengi.. Now i know tu billionaire hai yaa connected hai i dont give a fuck i really don't, remember i spared your life meri wajah se jinda hai tu meri di hui jindagi jee raha hai tu or ab meri baat nahi maani tune toh doobara nahi bakshunga tujhe.. I promise you that..I'll burn your empire to the fucking ground and I will enjoy it..
Ye sun kuch seconds ki shanti chaai phone mein jisase main samjh gaya ki woh maan gaya hai..
Vikram - Ok ok.. Ok.. Listen listen main Magi ko chhod dunga but promise me that you'll leave me alone after this and i will never see your face again..
Main - Oh i promise you you won't see me in your city ever again..
Vikram - Ok then 20 minutes.. She'll be at Oxford Park..
Main-Good..
Call disconnected..
Acha hua bhenchod maan gaya main sure naa tha ki ye maanega but try karliya maine warna kon maadarchod isko thokne jaata.. Naa maanta ye toh bc time jaata uppar se beijati hoti woh alag bhenchod RDJ type phone ghumaaya tha maine.
Main - Ok Magi yahaan aajaaegi saamne Park k pass..
Woh sabka munh khull gaya khussi or sadness dono he unke chehre par saaf dijhaai de rahe they..
Hannah-How??
Main-Can i get some coffee??
Ye sun ek ladki wahaan se challi gayi.
Hannah-How?? Tell me..
Randy - Actually kal humne usko thoda darra diya tha you know prank kardiya tha usko or ussi khouff mein maan gaya woh..
Main-Facts..
Ab woh ladki coffee leke aai maine coffee pee or peeke main gate par aaya 2 minutes baad ek gaadi aake uss park k saamne rukki or ussme se ek ladki uttari or woh gaadi challi gayi.. Ladki shakal ane kapdon se bilkul theek lagi matlab most probably kuch galat naa hua hoga uske sath..
Main-Here she is suno apna milaap karlo uske sath then theek subah 8 baje humaare ghar par aajaaana apna samaan leke akele.. Good morning..
Or wohlog kuch bol paatey usase pehle hum nikal gaye kyunki bhenchod fir scene emotional hojaata and fuck that shit issliye directly Hum ghar aae..
Randy - Bhenchod thankfully maan gaya woh..
Main-True warna lawda kon maarne jaata usko sala billionaire uppar se politically connected.. Bhenchod gand marr jaati..
Snow-True..
Main-Main nahaake aata fir naasta karenge..
Ye bolke main nahaane aaya and nahaake naasta kiya thodi derr wait kiya toh woh ladki aagayi ek bag leke..
Main - Oh hell fucking yeah mujhe laga tum bhaag toh nahi gayi.. Chalein guys??
Snow-I am ready..
Randy - Same..
Humlog turant he gaadi mein aae and airport k liye nikale..
Hannah-Listen...
Main-Thanks matt bolna.. Nope. Maine jo kiya mere liye kiya warna i could give two fucks..Issliye Shut up enjoy the drive..
Ab humlog airport pohanchey toh sab ready tha humlog subah 9 baje Singapore se take off kar gaye Humlog shyaam 4 k aas pass headquarters pohanchne waale they ab subah jaldi utha tha main toh plane mein aatey he main so gaya the bichmein main utha toh Randy Snow and Hannah baatein kar rahe they maine apna bag open kiya usme se apni dose lee and waapis se so gaya. Uske baad mujhe Randy ne he jagaaya ki humlog pohanch chuke hain.. Main utha apna bag uthaaya and niche uttare again bhenchod bahaar se yahaan aao toh shardi mein gand fatt jaati hai or wahi hua maine bag se jacket and cap nikaalke pehni and chall paddey Town hall ki taraf jahaan Bovice and Boe humaara he wait kar rahe they..
Main-Main jaa raha hun sone tumlog leke jaao isko..
Randy - Shut up bitch chup chaap sath chall unn dead bodies kaa credit tujhe he lena hai main nahi sunane waala..
Main - Fine.. Fucking bitch..
Humlog townhall pohanchey toh as expected humaara he wait horaha tha humlog cabin mein aae toh wahaan Bovice and Boe dono he they.. Humlog wahaan jukhe, Hannah bhi jukhi then Boe se galle milli woh..
Boe - And he does it yet again..
Main-Ofcourse.
Randy - Can't wait for the promotion 2.0..Master kab kar rahe ho promotion iska..
Boe - Oh no no no maine kaha tha ye task pura hone k baad or ye task pura kahaan hua hai abhi toh ek he step hua hai iss task kaa..
Main-Wait what..
Boe - Yeah, abhi iske dad se jo information millegi uske Uppar bhi tumhe he work karna hai..
Main-Oh damn..
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Awesome updateUpdate-343( Waiting)Main-Officer i am telling you one last time do not mess with me.
Officer 1-Are you deaf or what?? This is your last warning..
Main-Fine..
Ye bolke maine front waale police waale kaa hath pakkada taaki woh taze naa kar shake mujhe and uske sath - 2 di maine uske pait mein laat or jhatke se uske hath se tazor cheen liya maine, laat lagne ki wajah se woh niche jukha or jukhtey he maine di uske munh k uppar kick jisase woh piche bike k sath niche jaake girra ab ye dekh uska dusara sathi Hannah k pass se meri taraf aane laga or aatey - 2 he ussne apne radio par backup bula liya, woh mere taraf badhne laga lekin usase pehle maine uske Uppar tazor chala diya tazor prongs uske munh k uppar jaake Chipke and usko laga badhiya waala shock or woh girra niche..
Snow-Let's go backup bula liya hai usne.. Lets go..
Main-Dear Hannah I'll see you around soon, remember one way or another tumhe mere sath challna he padega so i give you 24 hours uske baad unfortunately mujhe forcefully leke jaana padega tumhe.. Good Bye..
Ye bolke main orr snow wahaan se nikal gaye waapis humaare safe house ki taraf..
Sara-Dafukk dude, saare Singapore ki police apne piche hogi ab..
Main-Hone dey humein konsa yahaan humesha k liye rehna hai jabtak unko kuch samjh aaega tabtak humlog jaa chuke honge yahaan se..
Sara-Ye ladki smart hai..
Main-Yep for sure..
Sara-Lekin ab bhaag jaaegi, firse dhundana padega isko..
Main-Naa ye kahin nahi jaane waali, ye yahin rahegi..
Sara-Tujhe kaise pata??
Main - Kyunki iska kuch motive hai yahaan maine dekha uski aankhon mein kuch toh hai yahaan uske liye jisse haasil kiye bina ye kahin nahi jaaegi..
Sara-Well then i guess we'll see her again..
Main-Yeah soon very soon..
Humlog ghar waapis aaye and aake Randy ko situation bataai obviously usse police waali baat passand nahi aai lekin ussne mujhe jyaada nahi sunaaya.
Uske baad humne dinner kiya and so gaye, subah humne Andy ko Hannah k ghar k pass bheja agar woh bahaar nikalte hain toh humein bataaega woh, humaare pass wait karne k alawa koi option tha nahi, or aaj toh humein kaafi lamba wait karna padda kyunki wohlog apne ghar se bahaar nikale raat 10 baje, Andy ne humein ghar waale phone par call karke inform kiya and humlog nikale ab Randy bhi sath he tha kyunki jaan toh humein bhi gayi thi woh. Humein jyaada kuch karna nahi tha bus pata karna tha ki situation kya hai , ye caahti kya hai.. Andy ne ek mobile Randy ko diya tha jisase Andy humein bata raha tha ki wohlog kal waale same route par he jaa rahe hain lekin aaj keval Hannah k alawa 3 Ladkiyaan he thi, kuch derr baad humlog bhi unke piche pohanch gaye lekin aaj humne literally bahot lamba gap rakha unke or humaare bich. Andy ko humne bhej diya waapis or humlog unko follow karne lage lekin again safe distance se, wohlog ne kal waali street nahi lee aage jaake raasta badla unhone or wohlog kind of main road k pass aai wahaan road cross karke dusari taraf chali gayi, ye city kaa luxurious part tha kyunki iss taraf high end restaurants, bars, casinos, hotels, strip clubs etcetera they and bheed bhi kaafi thi.
Randy - Damn this is lit..
Main-Ladkiyon ko taadna bandh karbe dhyaan dey..
Ab wohlog ek bade se bar k side mein ek galli k andar challi gayi humlog ne galli k start mein aake dekha toh Street ekdum empty thi bus woh 4on he thi wahaan. Wohlog wahan ek he jagah rukki hui thi or achanak se unhone 4on taraf najar doudaai or apne kapde nikaalne lagi woh..
Randy - Oh damn..
Main-Not gonna lie this is some good shit..
Woh 4 mein se 2 ne apne kapde utaare or woh dono keval bikinis mein he reh gayi jisme se ek Hannah thi Hannah ne ek choti c bottle like bahot jyaada choti bottle apni bikini mein daali and apne kapde wahaan ek dumpster mein daalke wohlog waapis humaari taraf aane lagi issliye humlog side hatt gaye. Woh bahaar uss galli se bahaar aake wahaan mojjud ek Strip club k gate par aai jahaan bouncers ko Hannah ne apna phone dikhaya or bouncers ne unhe andar jaane diya..
Main-Ok ok... Main kuch toh samjh raha hun.
Randy - What??
Main-Yelog yahaan kissi ko maarne aai hain..
Randy - Wait what??
Main - Yeah, ye dono yahaan stripper bani hain fake obviously then ussne jo bottle lee usme poison tha issliye yelog andar jaake kissi ko seduce karenge and uski drink mein ye poison daalenge and bam game over.
Randy - Damn so iska ye motive hai yahaan aane kaa..
Main - Yeah most probably yahi hai.. Chalo humein andar jaana hai let's go..
Randy - Kya karega be inka kaam karne dey inko..
Main-Bhosdk isko kuch hogaya naa toh humein headquarters entry nahi karne dega koi..
Randy - true lets go..
Main-Kya let's go bouncer dekh raha hai kitane hain aise kaise go.. Andy ko bol yahaan aake entry karwaae humaari..
Randy ne Andy ko call kiya Andy ne club kaa naam pucha or kahaa 2 second rukko.. Or phone cut kartey he ek message aaya Randy k pass ek image aai actually jo koi QR code tha or sathmein text aaya ki isko dikhaake entry lelo..
Main-Damn bhenchod ye system sahi haibe.. Snow tu jaa nahi shakti andar so..
Randy-True.. So Snow tu yahaan wait kar.. I mean ghar chali jaa caahe kya pata kitani derr wait karna padega..
Snow - Cool..
Ab main or Randy gate par aae toh ek choti c line thi wahaan hum line mein lage jaldi he number aagaya humaara, bouncer ne ek baar ko toh humein ghurra kyunki humaare kapde actually itane fancy nahi they lekin jaise he Randy ne usse image dikhaai uska behaviour turant change hogaya tab humein pata chala ki woh VIP pass tha issliye ussne humein bahot he respect k sath andar jaane diya or humlog andar enter hue toh bhenchod andar toh nanga naach he chal raha tha sab.. Holy fucking shit jiss taraf dekho ussi taraf nangi Ladkiyaan dance kar rahi thi bheed bhi bahyanak thi andar.. Damn that's sick..
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