Update-344(I Am Deadly)
Ab Wahan kaa nanga naach dekh hum dono he shocked they.
Randy - Damn bhenchod..
Main-Chal dhundtey hain unko..
Randy - Pehle thoda ghull mill jaa aise pagal kuttey ki tarah ghumega toh log shak karenge.
Main-Toh kya karun??
Randy - Bar counter par aa ek do drinks le hathmein fir ghum..
Main-Mujhe nasha nahi hota..
Randy - Pata haibe drug addict, drink bus yahaan mahool k hissab se ghulne milne k liye hai.Hath mein pakkad k khaddey rehna..
Main-Or paise?? Paise kahaan hain bhosdk..
Randy - Ye QR Code he paisa hai bhosdk.. Andy ne bola ye code se tu iss club mein kuch bhi lele caahe..
Main-Cool then..
Randy-Aaja..
Hum dono counter par aae jahaan ek female bartender saamne aai jo bhenchod nude he drinks serve kar rahi thi..
Bartender - What can i get you two gentlemen?
Main-A Shot of whatever the strongest you got..
Bartender - And you sir..
Randy - I'll take a dry martini please..
Bartender ne 1 minute mein hum dono ki drink ready ki or humein serve ki. Meri drink bhenchod for real bahot strong thi bahot jyaada strong bhenchod ye cheej badhiya hai aage kaam aaegi maine naam pucha uska toh Spirytus Stawski naam tha 96% Alcohol hell yeah.. Ab humein obviously peeni thi nahi issliye bus show k liye apni drinks hath mein uthalee or chaltey firtey hum unhe dhundane lage bhenchod harr taraf Ladkiyaan he Ladkiyaan thi kaafi badi place thi. Or finally almost 10 minutes takk wahaan ghumne k baad mujhe dikhi Hannah woh apne dono hathon mein drinks liye ek hallway mein chali gayi humlog uske piche gaye toh hallway k uppar board laga tha VIps only and wahan bhi bouncers khaddey they ab bhenchod hum thehre vip pass waale humlog bhi aage badhe humein bouncer ne roukka toh usse phone dikhaaya toh ussne aage jaane diya aage actually cabins they dono side jahaan private strip dance chal raha tha.. Hannah unhi mein se ek cabin mein chali gayi or uske jaatey he gate bandh hone laga lekin bandh hotey - 2 meri najar padd gayi andar, wahaan koi meeting wagairaah chal rahi thi 5-6 well dressed aadmi wahaan sofas par baithe they uske alawa kuch guards with guns khaddey they uske alawa 4-5 girls wahaan kind of dance kar rahi thi or Hannah unhi mein se ek thi.. Ab hum or tehkikaat kartey usase pehle wahaan gate k uppar 6 guards or aa gaye with guns woh bhi issliye hum turant aage badhe or aage ek khaali cabin mein aake baith gaye..
Randy-Bhenchod alag he game chal raha hai isska toh..
Main-Yeah.. Lets wait and watch..
Ab humlog baithe he they ki ek ladki andar aai obviously nude he aai woh..
Ladki-Hey guys how can i be of your service..
Randy-Oh actually no no we are good..
Ladki - But i can make you feel better..
Main-No thanks we are fine..
Ladki - Are you sure??
Randy - Madam we are gay..
Main-What the fuck..
Randy - Yep we are gay you can leave..
Ye sun woh ladki humein bahot jyaada awkwardly ghurrtey hue wahaan se nikal gayi..
Main-Bhosdk what the fuck.. Or koi bahaana naa milla..
Randy - Or kya bolta be ye galle he padd rahi thi.. Fuck that..
Main-Chutiya kuch bhi bol deta..
Randy - Jaiss..
Randy kuch bolta usase pehle humein bahaar se aai logon k chillane ki awaaj..or uske sath sath humne dekha gate se bahaar Hannah ko uss hallway mein bhaagte hue..
"Get that bitch"
Koi chilaaya or kaafi saare guards uske piche bhaage.. Fuck..Hum dono khaddey hue or bahaar hallway mein aaye toh Hannah opposite side bhaagi or wahan back door se bhaag gayi or uske piche at least 8-10 guards back door se bhaage or 2 guards and ek koi vip type aadmi wahaan humaare saamne khadda tha..
Vip-That bitch that bitch tried to kill me.. Bhen ki lodi ne mujhe maarne ki koshish ki..
Damn ye toh Indian hai..
Vip-Go get her.. Agar woh nahi milli toh I'll kill you guys..
Ye sun ek or guard uske piche bhaag gaya..
Main - Bc woh naa millne waali inko she is fast as fuck.. ..
Lekin tabhi ek guard waapis andar aaya..
Guard - Boss we got her pakkad liya sali ko..
Vip-Shabbas main aaraha hun maarna nahi usko.. Main khud maarunga saali ko..
Ye sun woh guard gaya or idhar woh vip or uska ek guard uske sath chall padda back door ki side..
Randy -We gotta help her..
Main-Or kya bc help toh karni padegi..
Randy - lekin karega kya guards bahot saare hain.. Oh bc i got a plan..
Main-Same..
Ye bol humne ekdusare ko ghurra or hum samjh gaye ki dono kaa plan same hai issliye humlog bhaage uss vip k piche or bahaar nikalne se pehle he humne unhe roukka..
Main - Excuse me...
Ye sunke woh guard piche mudda or piche muddtey he maine diya uske pait mein ek punch jiske lagtey he woh niche girra saari daru ulti kartey hue or niche girrtey he maine maari uske sir mein laat jisase woh wahin behosh hoke girra.. Iss bich Randy ne uss boss ko dekha woh gun nikaal raha tha Randy ne uske munh par diya punch or uske hath se woh pistol cheen lee.. Maine uss guard ki pistol uthaai or uss boss ko gardan se pakkada or uski khopadi par bandukk satta dee...
Main-Wassup..
Boss-You have no idea who you are messing with.. I am Vikram bhatt for fuck shake..
Main-Jaan kar karunga bhi kya bhosdk..
Vikram-Indian?? Jaanta hai mujhe tu?? Saa..
Main - Shut the fuck up bitch.. Warna khopdi kholdunga teri main..
Ye bolke main usko sath leke back door se bahaar aaya toh bahaar hum ussi sunshaan galli mein nikale jisme Hannah ne apne kapde change kiye they or wahaan scene ye tha 4 guards ko toh Hannah ne laitaa diya tha wahaan lekin guards ka count bahot jyaada tha wohlog 12-13 they issliye unhone Hannah ko gherr liya tha or ek baar ek waar Hannah k uppar hua bus fir uske Uppar chaaron taraf se punches ki baarish hui humlog bhaage bhi uss boss ko leke lekin tabtak Hannah ko bahot maar padd chuki thi woh niche girri thi..
Main (Chilaake) - Hey.. Hey Stop.. HERE BITCH..
OR wohlog usko adhmarra kartey usase pehle wohlog piche muddey or muddtey he unsabne humaare Uppar guns taan di..
Main-Yeah very smart bhosdko.. Here i have your boss and I won't hesitate to kill him.. Oye bhosdk Vikram bikram jo bhi hai tu bol inko apni guns niche karein doobara naa bolunga main bhosdk..
Vikram - Put your guns down you fucking morons.. Banduk niche karo sab everybody..
Ye sun unhone apni guns niche daali..
Main-Now koi smart nahi banega..
Vikram - Tu kya soch raha hai tujhe dhund nahi paaunga main?? Pataal se bhi dhund nikaalunga tujhe main or fir..
Main-Oh trust me bhai mujhe nahi dhundana caahega tu.. Trust me or galati se dhund bhi liya toh i can assure you that puri jindagi pachtaaega..
Continued..