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Pichle update me aapne padha vikram aur naina ek dusre ko hug karne ke baad baate kar rahe hote hain tabhi waha divya aa jati hai fir vikram divya se majaak karta hai jisse wo gussa ho jati hai fir teeno classroom aa jate hain

Ab aage--

To ab batao Kya scene hai tumhara... Naina divya se puchhti hai

DIVYA~Kya ..batane ke liye koi scene v to hona chahiye....(divya muskurate hue kehti hai)

NAINA~To matlab Sach me koi scene nahi hai

DIVYA~Aur nahi to kya

NAINA~To tum itni muskura kyu rahi ho

Hadd hai yar muskurane ki koi wajah thodi hoti hai.... Divya haste hue kehti hai

NAINA~thik hai koi nahi mat batao main kisi aur tareeke se pata kar lungi

Vikiii...Naina bade hi pyaar se vikram ki taraf dekhte hue bolti hai

Yes Naina...vikram v usi lehje me kehta hai

Kya tum apni naina ko nahi bataoge Kya chal raha hai.... naina vikram ke hath pe ungliyan ferte hue kehti hai

Divya ke aisa karne se vikram ki puri body me current flow hone lagta hai... Vikram divya ki ungli pakadte hue kehta hai

Naina kuch puchhe aur vikram na bataye Aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya.... vikram Naina ki naak touch karte hue bolta hai

NAINA~To batao na fir divya mujhse kya chhupa rahi hai

Divya Vikram ki taraf dekhte hue naa me sir hilati hai... par vikram pe to naina ka khumar tha kisi ke rokne se kya hi rookta

Hamari divya ko na pyaar ho gaya hai.... kehte hue vikram Naina ke hatho ko chum leta hai

Naina Aascharya se divya ki taraf dekhne lagti hai Jo apne dono hatho se chehre ko dhak kar baithi hui thi....Naina divya ka haath uske chehre se hatati hai

NAINA~Kab aur kaise hua ye ....

Isse pehle ki divya koi jawab deti
Silence.... Bolte hue professor shruti chatterji
Class me enter karti hain

Idhar jitendra ke classroom me teacher abhi tak nahi aaye the

Tabhi ek ladka chilla kar bolta hai.... Badal tera us din ka gyaan adhura reh gaya tha pura kar de

Badal apni jagah se uthta hai Aur board ke pass aa jata hai

Ladies and gentlemen I am going to present the most helpfull lecture of your entire semester... That is how to pass the semester

Saare log taaliyan bajane lagte hain

To pehle main ek baat clear karna chahunga Ye ladke aur ladkiyan dono ke liye hai... ladkiyon ke liye thoda easy hai par ladko ke liye v muskil nahi hai....

So here we go... first of all you will have to Create a fake account on fb and ofcourse that should be a girl's account....
uske baad Jis v subject me Tumhe lagta hai ki aap fail hone wale ho Us subject ke teacher ko Apna target bana lo.... sabse pehle apne teacher ko fake acoount se message karo ki aap unke purane student ho... jo 1-2saal pehle hi college chhod kar ja chuki hain
Uske baad aapdono ki baaten start hogi.
Fir unhe batao ki tum jab college me the to tumhe wo pasand the ... wo tumhe thank you kahenge... fir tum unhe batao ki aise wala pasand nahi waise wala pasand... Wo samajh jayenge par tumse kahenge main samjha nahi
Fir tum unhe batao ki jab tum college me thi wo tumhe hot lagte the.... Unka man fudakna start ho jayega... fir unhe tum internet se uthai hui kuch aadhi nangi photo bhejo jisme chehra na dikhe.... kuch din baad unse unki nudes maango
Aur jab we aisa karenge tab unhe batao ki tum kon ho.... Aur agar unhone tumhe semester me pass nahi kiya to tum un photos ka kya karoge
Aur fir wo tumhe wo sab denge jo tum chahoge

Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai....Abe agar subject teacher lady ho to kya karenge hum...

Agar Subject teacher koi lady ho to padhai karenge... Badal haste hue kehta hai

Tabhi class me professor sumesh patel aa jate hain

Sumesh p~what are you doing here badal

BADAL~good morning sir aap late the to socha main students ko thodi tips de dun

Sumesh p~achha aur wo kis baare me tha

How to pass semester exam sir.... ek ladka chillata hai

Sumesh p~very good aur kya bataya tumne

Badal~Maine bataya ki kaise aap sabse pehle ek target set karo ki aapka kon sa subject weak hai... fir us subject teacher se contact karo aur unse apne doubt clear karo.. fir mehnat karke us subject pe pakad banao...

Sumesh~very good... To sablog Samajh gaye kya karna hai tumhe

Yes sir saare log ek sath bolte hain

Sumesh p~Badal ka idea mujhe achha laga isiliye aaj doubt class hogi... jis jis ko jo v doubt hai Question karo

Cut to police station abhaypur

ARUN KUMAR~To mahima maine jo aadmi lagane ko kaha tha raghu ki wife ke pichhe kuch pata chala usse

MAHIMA~Kuch khaas nahi sir Ghar se bahar sirf apne bete ko bus me bithane ke liye nikalti hai aur wapas ghar le jane ke liye.... Abhi thodi der pehle hi police station aayi thi
Body collect karne ki clearance paper leke gayi hai....

Mujhe lagta hai ab apne aadmi ko wapas bula lena chahiye...

Arun kumar~no no no mahima use wahi najar rakhne ko kaho bas choukanna rahne ko kaho uski najar har wakt us aurat par rehni chahiye

Mahima~ok sir

To kal raat ki checking me kuch mila ki nahi
...Arun kumar kursi se khade hote hue puchta hai

Mahima~Kuch v nahi sir...

Tabhi police station ka telephone bajta hai


Unknown~mere pass me aapke kaam ki information hai

Mahima~kon bol raha hai

Unknown~Apna subhchintak samjho madam
Main acp sir se baat karna chahta hun

Mahima~wo abhi busy hain... aap bol kon rahe hain pehle ye bataiye

Unknown~kya madam bola to aapka subhchintak bol raha hun...ACP sir se kaho Lagbhag 200 kilo maal kal sehar aa raha hai... uski khabar dena chahta hun

Arun kumar Mahima ke hath se telephone le leta hai...

Arun kumar~Acp arun kumar baat kar raha hun kaho kya information hai

Unknown~Kal trivanam ke rashte dudh ki gaadiyon me gaanja aa raha hai sir jiski matra lagbhag 200 kilo hai

Arun kumar~achha aur ye tumhe kaise pata

Unknown~badi mehnat se pata kiya hai sir kaise pata ye mat puchiye

Arun kumar~tumhara naam kya hai

Unknown~naam me kya rakha hai sir kaam dekhiye.... aapke kaam ki baat bata raha hu

Arun kumar~Aur hum kaise maan le ki tum sach bol rahe ho

Unknown~Bas maan lijiye sir kyuki sach hi bol raha hu.... Ek baar bharosa kar ke dekhiye Niras nahi honge aap

Arun kumar~achha theek hai puri baat batao kab aa raha hai kaise aa raha hai

Unknown~Dhudh ke container me sir kal din 11 baje ke aaspas trivanam paar kar aapke sehar me ghus jayegi... un containor me aapko milega 200 kilo ganja... 40 lakh ka maal hai sir aapki to jackpot lagne wali hai

Arun kumar~naam nahi to kamsekam ye to batao ki tum bol kaha se rahe ho

Unknown~chaliye theek hai.... Abhaypur se hi bol raha hu... apne sehar ki thodi chinta hui to socha aapko khabar kar dun.... rakhta hu ab

Mahima~Sir Aise hi kisi par v hum believe nahi kar sakte ... kya pata gumraah karne ke liye call kiya ho

Arun kumar~ho sakta hai mahima par uski baaton me kuch sachhai to lag rahi hai.... jaise ki sehar me adhiktar doodh ki gaadiyan trivanam ki taraf se hi aati hai .... Aajkal humne raat me police ki checking majboot kar di hai to din me unhe jyada pareshani nahi hogi...

Mahima~to kya soch rahe hain sir aap

Arun kumar~main soch raha hoon Informer ne 11 baje kaha par agar usse pehle ya baad me Aayi to

Mahima~sir hume kal subah se hi saari gaadiyon ko checkpost par rokna chahiye Agar uski baat sach hui to hum jaroor pakad lenge taskar ko

Arun kumar~tumhari baat sahi hai mahima par hum gaadiyon ko checkpost par nahi balki usse 1 km andar check karenge
Raghuwar ji idhar aayiye jara

Yes sir raghuwar yadav acp ke pass akar bolta hai

Arun kumar~ye bataiye Agar koi gaadi trivanam ke rashte sehar ke checkpost ko paar karegi to kya use 1 km tak koi kachhi sadak milegi jaha se wo sehar me aa sakte hain

Raghuwar yadav~sehar me to kya sir wo kahi v nahi ja sakte jabtak u turn na le... kuki checkpost paar karne ke baad 2 km tak koi v dusri sadak hi nahi hai

Arun kumar~Ooh fir to hamara kaam hi ho gaya
Hum unhe checkpost paar karne denge aur fir daboch lenge...

Mahima~par agar information galat nikli to

Arun kumar~Mahima information agar galat nikli to kuch v nahi jaise hum abhi apna time waste kar rahe hain... wahi samajh lena
Par agar information sach hui... to humare hath lagega 200 kilo ganja.... Aur sath hi taskar ka link jisse hum unki or ek kadam badha sakte hain...

Rajan singh ka adda---

Maani~bhai kya acp ko aapki baaton par yakeen hua hoga

Sajjan singh~haha.. agar ek bhuke sher ko bhanak v lagi ki talab ke pass bakri paani pi rahi hai to sher ye nahi sochta ki waha sach me bakri hai v ya nahi wo waha dauda jayega kyuki use apni bhook mitani hai....Yahi haal acp ka hai use bhale hi yakeen na ho meri baaton par lekin wo kal checking karega jaroor

Maani~Bhai agar ye baat rajan bhai ko pata chali to

Sajjan~use batayega kon

Rajan~rajan bhai ko kisi v baat ka pata chalte der nahi lagti bhai.... isiliye aapko kuch sochna padega

Sajjan singh Apne dimaag par jor daalta hai to use ek tarkeeb sujhti ha

Sajjan~maani ek baat bata apna maal dealer kab bhijwa raha hai

Maani~3 din baad ki date hai bhai

Sajjan~usse kaho kal 12 baje se pehle Kusumganj ke rashte maal sehar me laaye kyuki us bich police ka sara dhyaan sanjay ke maal ko pakadne me hoga...

Maani~wo Nahi maanega bhai

To meri baat karwa usse

maani dealer ko call lagata hai

Maani~sajjan bhai baat karenge

Dealer~Kya haal hai sajjan singh ji kaise yaad kiya

Sajjan~maine Maal ko lekar call kiya hai

Dealer~aree aap chinta mat kijiye rajan bhai se bol chuka hu ki maal aaj se 2 din baad mil jaayega

Sajjan~hume maal kal hi chahiye

Dealer~Ye sambhaw nahi hai sajjan ji acp ne pichle kuch dino se bahut hi kadi security kar di hai sehar ki

Sajjan~Kal saari police 10 se 12 baje ke bich trivanam ke rashte pe hogi Uska bandobast maine kar diya hai... aap bas maal raniganj thane se kusumganj hote hue Yaha bhijwa dijiye... aisa moka baar baar nahi milta.....Maine bhaiya se baat kar li hai is baare me unki haan hai...

Dealer~Thik hai ji agar rajan bhai ready hain to jaisa aap kaho par dhyaan rakhiyega jaisa aap keh rahe hain waisa hi ho Agar kuch v gadbad hui to 50 lakh ka maal jayega

Sajjan singh~kisi v gadbad ki koi gunjais hi nahi hai... Aap befikar hokar delivery kijiye
Rakhta hun....

Cut to RMK college

Baadal~jitu chal na bahar se aate hain

Jitendra~Abe tu chutiya hai kya saala ek lecture khatm hua nahi ki tujhe cigarette ki talab ho jati hai

Badal~Abe chal na yaar fir tera naatak shuru ho gaya

Jitendra~bhai raani ko le ja na use v to ho rahi hogi talab

Badal~Nahi yaar Wo kaha fukti hai wo to bas kal mere liye fuk liya tha

Jitendra~Abe chutiye cigarette ki nahi teri talab ho rahi hogi... le ja use bahar sath ghum thoda.... use special feel kara... agar har waqt mere sath niklega na to use lagega tu value nahi kar raha uski

Badal~Thik hai puchta hun

Badal raani ko isharon me bahar chalne ko kehta hai Par raani mana kar deti hai

Badal~abe wo to mana kar rahi hai yaar

Jitendra~kya aadmi hai yaar tu... fir se bol thoda minnat bhari najron se taaki use lage tujhe uski jaroorat hai

Badal waisa hi karta hai raani badal ko chalne ka ishara kar classroom se bahar nikal jati hai

Badal~waah yaar tu kamaal hai meri jaan...
Ja raha hu canteen bill tere pe fadunga

Badal jitendra se bolkar classroom se bahar chala jata hai

Kya baat hai laila aur majnoo ko Ek sath bahar bhej diya. Ab to gaya unka agala lecture samjho... paridhi jitendra ke pass baithte hue kehti hai

Jitendra paridhi ki hatheliyon pe ungli firate hue kehta hai
Kya karoon meri humsafar to is class ke safar me mere sath hi nahi hoti... to socha dusron ki khusi me hi apni khusi dhund lu

Fir kitni khusi mili.... paridhi haste hue kehti hai

Jitendra~Kahaan yaar ulta dukh hua ki wo dono to mil rahe hain ...par aap mujhse dur baithi hui ho

Paridhi haste hue kehti hai....par abhi to main tumhare pass baithi hui hun

Jitendra~Abhi v to 7 inch ka faasla hai

Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra se pura sat jaati hai aur uske gaalon pe ek chhota sa kiss deti hai

Haaye ek hi pal me itni khusi... bolte hue jitendra paridhi ke gaalon ko chum leta hai

chalo Thoda bahar se aate hain... Paridhi jitendra ka hath pakad uthate hue kehti hai

Dono chalkar canteen me aa jate hain jahan raani aur baadal pehle se hi baithe has haskar baate kar rahe the

Paridhi~Hey love birds kya chal raha hai don't worry hum tumhe disturbe nahi karenge lage raho dono

Badal~arre nahi aao baitho na hum to bas aise hi purani baate kar rahe the

Paridhi~kamaal hai yaar abhi v purani baaten kar rahe ho Nayi girlfriend hai kuch nayi baaten karo(paridhi haste hue kehti hai)

Tabtak jitendra 4 coke lekar aata hai aur unke sath baith jata hai

YE jaam raani aur baadal ke naam
Jitendra coke uthate hue kehta hai saare log cheers karte hain aur pine lagte hain

Achha suno kya main cigarette lekar aau... jitendra serious hokar kehta hai

Raani~wo kisliye

Jitendra~badal tune isko bataya nahi hai kiya

Raani~kya nahi bataya

Jitendra~Arre isne us din apni ek wish batai thi na.... asal me iski ek nahi 2 wish hai

Sach me raani badal ko dekhte hue puchti hai

Badal~abe ye kya bol raha hai tu...

Jitendra~arre bol na yaar darta kyu hai

Badal~abe main kaha dar raha hu hogi tab na bataunga( badal haste hue kehta hai)

Jitendra~dekha raani kaise has raha hai... Ab to yakeen ho gaya hoga na ki dusri wish v hai

Raani~aree to tumhi bata do na kya hai

Yaar dekho main jaanta hu tume batane se mana kiya hai badal par yaar ab ye teri gf hai jitni jaldi ho wish pura kar le...Jitendra serious look ke sath kehta hai

Abe bhai.... badal ne itna hi bola tha ki raani bol padti hai

Raani~abe tu ghuma kyu raha hai sidha sidha bol na(raani jhallate hue kehti hai)

JITENDRA~Iski dusri wish ye thi ki jo v iski gf banegi use apne hatho se cigarette jalakar sumesh sir ko pilana hoga... sorry badal main tujhe teri wish nahi todne de sakta

Raani aisa kuch nahi hai majaak kar raha hai ye
Badal haste hue raani se kehta hai...

Raani gusse me khadi ho jaati hai

Raani~iske chehre se aisa lag to nahi raha...
Aur main aisa kuch nahi karne waali... main kisi sir ko cigarette nahi pilane jaaungi...
Tum aisa soch v kaise sakte ho badal

Paridhi Raani ka gussa aur badal ka chehra dekhkar Hasne lagti hai

Badal khada hota hai aur raani ka kandha pakad use bithane lagta hai

BADAL~Main keh raha hu na ye saala majaak kar raha hai baith jao tum... Maine ek wish ke baad hi realizd kar liya tha ki ye chutiyapa hai isiliye dusri wish kabhi maangi hi nahi

Paridhi~baith jao yaar ye sach me majaak kar raha hai

Raani baith jaati hai tabhi jitendra kehta hai

Jitendra~kya tumhe mera chehra dekhkar lag raha hai main majaak kar raha hun raani

Raani~Abe chup kar kitna harami hai tu ek baar tere jhanse me aa gyi ab nahi aaungi

Badal~ek gaali aur de sala mere maje le raha hai

JITENDRA~thik hai raani mat karo yakeen jis din bhejega na apne pyar ka wasta dekar hath me cigarette liye sumesh sir ke pass us din mat kehna ki maine tumhe nahi bataya tha...

PARIDHI~Jitu bas kar mat chhed use bachhi ki jaan lega kya

Achha theek hai ...main majak hi kar raha tha... JITENDRA muskurate hue kehta hai


RAANI~method actor hai tu tujhe to filmo me jaana chahiye

JITENDRA ~Hai na kabhi kabhi mujhe v lagta hai main tumlogo ke sath apna time waste kar raha hu mujhe to mumbai hi nikal lena chahiye

Hii Mam ...waha ek first year ka ladka aakar paridhi se kehta hai

PARIDHI ~hii

LADKA~Aaj mera college ka first day hai

BADAL~To kya tujhe welcome party du

LADKA~arre nahi nahi sir Main to bas mam se baat karna chahta hu(ladka thoda darte hue bolta hai)

Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra ko dekhne lagti hai

PARIDHI~Hmmm.. kaho

LADKA~aap bahut HI khoobsurat lag rahi hain mam(ladka hichkichate hue bolta hai)

Okeeey thank you.... paridhi halka muskurate hue kehti hai

Ladka~mam Kya ...aaapka...

Ladke ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Badal bol padta hai..

BADAL~Oye... Sun idhar

Ladka~yes sir

BAdal Paridhi ki taraf ishare karte hue kehta hai...

BADAL~Dekh tu jo v bolne wala hai na Ise apni behan samajh ke bolna Aur Ye jo saamne baitha hai na ye tere jijaji hain

Ladka paridhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo haste hue haaan me sir hilati hai

Jitendra~achha ye bata naam kya hai tera

Kunal sir ladka naam batate hue kehta hai

Badal~kunal sir ye kaisa naam hai

Kunal~Kunal bhardwaz naam hai mera sir

To kunal bhai sabse pehle to tum ye sir sir karna chhod do... Aur rahi baat inki to ye janmo janam tak meri hi rehne wali hai to tum kisi aur pe try karo jo tumhare age ki ho... jitendra muskurate hue kunal se kehta hai

Kunal~sorry sir mujhe nahi pata tha aap dono

Kunal ye meri jaan hain aur main jaanta hu ye bahut hi khubsoorat hain ...ye to hain hi tareefon ke layak to tumne agar thodi si kar di to kya hi galat ho gaya.... chill kar yaar jitendra paridhi ke hatho ko apne hath me lete hue kehta hai

Kunal~Thank you sir

JITENDRA~Thik hai badal tumlog maje karo hum chalte hain

Raani~arre ruko hum v aate hain

Raaju bhai likh lena ...jitendra paridhi ka hath thame chalte hue kehta hai

Raju~Theek hai jitu bhaiya

Sala kya tha ye... badal chalte hue puchta hai

Raani~pehla hi din aur college ki sabse khubsoorat ladki pe try kar raha tha

Badal~sayad kuch bada karne ki soch lekar aaya hoga

Raani~par kya dialogue maara hai jitu tune ekdam romantic... Saala romance karna koi tujhse sikhe

Paridhi aur jitendra Raani ki baat sun muskurane lagte hain

Badal~ooh hello main v hu idhar raani tum to apne sajan ki tareef karna bhul hi gayi

Raani~awww tum v achhe ho

Badal~bas achha

Raani~achha theek hai baba tum v bahut achhe ho

Badal~Main v nahi main hi hu ye to mere aage finki chai hai....

Baate karte hue teeno classroom aa jate hain...
 

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Pichle update me aapne padha vikram aur naina ek dusre ko hug karne ke baad baate kar rahe hote hain tabhi waha divya aa jati hai fir vikram divya se majaak karta hai jisse wo gussa ho jati hai fir teeno classroom aa jate hain

Ab aage--

To ab batao Kya scene hai tumhara... Naina divya se puchhti hai

DIVYA~Kya ..batane ke liye koi scene v to hona chahiye....(divya muskurate hue kehti hai)

NAINA~To matlab Sach me koi scene nahi hai

DIVYA~Aur nahi to kya

NAINA~To tum itni muskura kyu rahi ho

Hadd hai yar muskurane ki koi wajah thodi hoti hai.... Divya haste hue kehti hai

NAINA~thik hai koi nahi mat batao main kisi aur tareeke se pata kar lungi

Vikiii...Naina bade hi pyaar se vikram ki taraf dekhte hue bolti hai

Yes Naina...vikram v usi lehje me kehta hai

Kya tum apni naina ko nahi bataoge Kya chal raha hai.... naina vikram ke hath pe ungliyan ferte hue kehti hai

Divya ke aisa karne se vikram ki puri body me current flow hone lagta hai... Vikram divya ki ungli pakadte hue kehta hai

Naina kuch puchhe aur vikram na bataye Aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya.... vikram Naina ki naak touch karte hue bolta hai

NAINA~To batao na fir divya mujhse kya chhupa rahi hai

Divya Vikram ki taraf dekhte hue naa me sir hilati hai... par vikram pe to naina ka khumar tha kisi ke rokne se kya hi rookta

Hamari divya ko na pyaar ho gaya hai.... kehte hue vikram Naina ke hatho ko chum leta hai

Naina Aascharya se divya ki taraf dekhne lagti hai Jo apne dono hatho se chehre ko dhak kar baithi hui thi....Naina divya ka haath uske chehre se hatati hai

NAINA~Kab aur kaise hua ye ....

Isse pehle ki divya koi jawab deti
Silence.... Bolte hue professor shruti chatterji
Class me enter karti hain

Idhar jitendra ke classroom me teacher abhi tak nahi aaye the

Tabhi ek ladka chilla kar bolta hai.... Badal tera us din ka gyaan adhura reh gaya tha pura kar de

Badal apni jagah se uthta hai Aur board ke pass aa jata hai

Ladies and gentlemen I am going to present the most helpfull lecture of your entire semester... That is how to pass the semester

Saare log taaliyan bajane lagte hain

To pehle main ek baat clear karna chahunga Ye ladke aur ladkiyan dono ke liye hai... ladkiyon ke liye thoda easy hai par ladko ke liye v muskil nahi hai....

So here we go... first of all you will have to Create a fake account on fb and ofcourse that should be a girl's account....
uske baad Jis v subject me Tumhe lagta hai ki aap fail hone wale ho Us subject ke teacher ko Apna target bana lo.... sabse pehle apne teacher ko fake acoount se message karo ki aap unke purane student ho... jo 1-2saal pehle hi college chhod kar ja chuki hain
Uske baad aapdono ki baaten start hogi.
Fir unhe batao ki tum jab college me the to tumhe wo pasand the ... wo tumhe thank you kahenge... fir tum unhe batao ki aise wala pasand nahi waise wala pasand... Wo samajh jayenge par tumse kahenge main samjha nahi
Fir tum unhe batao ki jab tum college me thi wo tumhe hot lagte the.... Unka man fudakna start ho jayega... fir unhe tum internet se uthai hui kuch aadhi nangi photo bhejo jisme chehra na dikhe.... kuch din baad unse unki nudes maango
Aur jab we aisa karenge tab unhe batao ki tum kon ho.... Aur agar unhone tumhe semester me pass nahi kiya to tum un photos ka kya karoge
Aur fir wo tumhe wo sab denge jo tum chahoge

Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai....Abe agar subject teacher lady ho to kya karenge hum...

Agar Subject teacher koi lady ho to padhai karenge... Badal haste hue kehta hai

Tabhi class me professor sumesh patel aa jate hain

Sumesh p~what are you doing here badal

BADAL~good morning sir aap late the to socha main students ko thodi tips de dun

Sumesh p~achha aur wo kis baare me tha

How to pass semester exam sir.... ek ladka chillata hai

Sumesh p~very good aur kya bataya tumne

Badal~Maine bataya ki kaise aap sabse pehle ek target set karo ki aapka kon sa subject weak hai... fir us subject teacher se contact karo aur unse apne doubt clear karo.. fir mehnat karke us subject pe pakad banao...

Sumesh~very good... To sablog Samajh gaye kya karna hai tumhe

Yes sir saare log ek sath bolte hain

Sumesh p~Badal ka idea mujhe achha laga isiliye aaj doubt class hogi... jis jis ko jo v doubt hai Question karo

Cut to police station abhaypur

ARUN KUMAR~To mahima maine jo aadmi lagane ko kaha tha raghu ki wife ke pichhe kuch pata chala usse

MAHIMA~Kuch khaas nahi sir Ghar se bahar sirf apne bete ko bus me bithane ke liye nikalti hai aur wapas ghar le jane ke liye.... Abhi thodi der pehle hi police station aayi thi
Body collect karne ki clearance paper leke gayi hai....

Mujhe lagta hai ab apne aadmi ko wapas bula lena chahiye...

Arun kumar~no no no mahima use wahi najar rakhne ko kaho bas choukanna rahne ko kaho uski najar har wakt us aurat par rehni chahiye

Mahima~ok sir

To kal raat ki checking me kuch mila ki nahi
...Arun kumar kursi se khade hote hue puchta hai

Mahima~Kuch v nahi sir...

Tabhi police station ka telephone bajta hai


Unknown~mere pass me aapke kaam ki information hai

Mahima~kon bol raha hai

Unknown~Apna subhchintak samjho madam
Main acp sir se baat karna chahta hun

Mahima~wo abhi busy hain... aap bol kon rahe hain pehle ye bataiye

Unknown~kya madam bola to aapka subhchintak bol raha hun...ACP sir se kaho Lagbhag 200 kilo maal kal sehar aa raha hai... uski khabar dena chahta hun

Arun kumar Mahima ke hath se telephone le leta hai...

Arun kumar~Acp arun kumar baat kar raha hun kaho kya information hai

Unknown~Kal trivanam ke rashte dudh ki gaadiyon me gaanja aa raha hai sir jiski matra lagbhag 200 kilo hai

Arun kumar~achha aur ye tumhe kaise pata

Unknown~badi mehnat se pata kiya hai sir kaise pata ye mat puchiye

Arun kumar~tumhara naam kya hai

Unknown~naam me kya rakha hai sir kaam dekhiye.... aapke kaam ki baat bata raha hu

Arun kumar~Aur hum kaise maan le ki tum sach bol rahe ho

Unknown~Bas maan lijiye sir kyuki sach hi bol raha hu.... Ek baar bharosa kar ke dekhiye Niras nahi honge aap

Arun kumar~achha theek hai puri baat batao kab aa raha hai kaise aa raha hai

Unknown~Dhudh ke container me sir kal din 11 baje ke aaspas trivanam paar kar aapke sehar me ghus jayegi... un containor me aapko milega 200 kilo ganja... 40 lakh ka maal hai sir aapki to jackpot lagne wali hai

Arun kumar~naam nahi to kamsekam ye to batao ki tum bol kaha se rahe ho

Unknown~chaliye theek hai.... Abhaypur se hi bol raha hu... apne sehar ki thodi chinta hui to socha aapko khabar kar dun.... rakhta hu ab

Mahima~Sir Aise hi kisi par v hum believe nahi kar sakte ... kya pata gumraah karne ke liye call kiya ho

Arun kumar~ho sakta hai mahima par uski baaton me kuch sachhai to lag rahi hai.... jaise ki sehar me adhiktar doodh ki gaadiyan trivanam ki taraf se hi aati hai .... Aajkal humne raat me police ki checking majboot kar di hai to din me unhe jyada pareshani nahi hogi...

Mahima~to kya soch rahe hain sir aap

Arun kumar~main soch raha hoon Informer ne 11 baje kaha par agar usse pehle ya baad me Aayi to

Mahima~sir hume kal subah se hi saari gaadiyon ko checkpost par rokna chahiye Agar uski baat sach hui to hum jaroor pakad lenge taskar ko

Arun kumar~tumhari baat sahi hai mahima par hum gaadiyon ko checkpost par nahi balki usse 1 km andar check karenge
Raghuwar ji idhar aayiye jara

Yes sir raghuwar yadav acp ke pass akar bolta hai

Arun kumar~ye bataiye Agar koi gaadi trivanam ke rashte sehar ke checkpost ko paar karegi to kya use 1 km tak koi kachhi sadak milegi jaha se wo sehar me aa sakte hain

Raghuwar yadav~sehar me to kya sir wo kahi v nahi ja sakte jabtak u turn na le... kuki checkpost paar karne ke baad 2 km tak koi v dusri sadak hi nahi hai

Arun kumar~Ooh fir to hamara kaam hi ho gaya
Hum unhe checkpost paar karne denge aur fir daboch lenge...

Mahima~par agar information galat nikli to

Arun kumar~Mahima information agar galat nikli to kuch v nahi jaise hum abhi apna time waste kar rahe hain... wahi samajh lena
Par agar information sach hui... to humare hath lagega 200 kilo ganja.... Aur sath hi taskar ka link jisse hum unki or ek kadam badha sakte hain...

Rajan singh ka adda---

Maani~bhai kya acp ko aapki baaton par yakeen hua hoga

Sajjan singh~haha.. agar ek bhuke sher ko bhanak v lagi ki talab ke pass bakri paani pi rahi hai to sher ye nahi sochta ki waha sach me bakri hai v ya nahi wo waha dauda jayega kyuki use apni bhook mitani hai....Yahi haal acp ka hai use bhale hi yakeen na ho meri baaton par lekin wo kal checking karega jaroor

Maani~Bhai agar ye baat rajan bhai ko pata chali to

Sajjan~use batayega kon

Rajan~rajan bhai ko kisi v baat ka pata chalte der nahi lagti bhai.... isiliye aapko kuch sochna padega

Sajjan singh Apne dimaag par jor daalta hai to use ek tarkeeb sujhti ha

Sajjan~maani ek baat bata apna maal dealer kab bhijwa raha hai

Maani~3 din baad ki date hai bhai

Sajjan~usse kaho kal 12 baje se pehle Kusumganj ke rashte maal sehar me laaye kyuki us bich police ka sara dhyaan sanjay ke maal ko pakadne me hoga...

Maani~wo Nahi maanega bhai

To meri baat karwa usse

maani dealer ko call lagata hai

Maani~sajjan bhai baat karenge

Dealer~Kya haal hai sajjan singh ji kaise yaad kiya

Sajjan~maine Maal ko lekar call kiya hai

Dealer~aree aap chinta mat kijiye rajan bhai se bol chuka hu ki maal aaj se 2 din baad mil jaayega

Sajjan~hume maal kal hi chahiye

Dealer~Ye sambhaw nahi hai sajjan ji acp ne pichle kuch dino se bahut hi kadi security kar di hai sehar ki

Sajjan~Kal saari police 10 se 12 baje ke bich trivanam ke rashte pe hogi Uska bandobast maine kar diya hai... aap bas maal raniganj thane se kusumganj hote hue Yaha bhijwa dijiye... aisa moka baar baar nahi milta.....Maine bhaiya se baat kar li hai is baare me unki haan hai...

Dealer~Thik hai ji agar rajan bhai ready hain to jaisa aap kaho par dhyaan rakhiyega jaisa aap keh rahe hain waisa hi ho Agar kuch v gadbad hui to 50 lakh ka maal jayega

Sajjan singh~kisi v gadbad ki koi gunjais hi nahi hai... Aap befikar hokar delivery kijiye
Rakhta hun....

Cut to RMK college

Baadal~jitu chal na bahar se aate hain

Jitendra~Abe tu chutiya hai kya saala ek lecture khatm hua nahi ki tujhe cigarette ki talab ho jati hai

Badal~Abe chal na yaar fir tera naatak shuru ho gaya

Jitendra~bhai raani ko le ja na use v to ho rahi hogi talab

Badal~Nahi yaar Wo kaha fukti hai wo to bas kal mere liye fuk liya tha

Jitendra~Abe chutiye cigarette ki nahi teri talab ho rahi hogi... le ja use bahar sath ghum thoda.... use special feel kara... agar har waqt mere sath niklega na to use lagega tu value nahi kar raha uski

Badal~Thik hai puchta hun

Badal raani ko isharon me bahar chalne ko kehta hai Par raani mana kar deti hai

Badal~abe wo to mana kar rahi hai yaar

Jitendra~kya aadmi hai yaar tu... fir se bol thoda minnat bhari najron se taaki use lage tujhe uski jaroorat hai

Badal waisa hi karta hai raani badal ko chalne ka ishara kar classroom se bahar nikal jati hai

Badal~waah yaar tu kamaal hai meri jaan...
Ja raha hu canteen bill tere pe fadunga

Badal jitendra se bolkar classroom se bahar chala jata hai

Kya baat hai laila aur majnoo ko Ek sath bahar bhej diya. Ab to gaya unka agala lecture samjho... paridhi jitendra ke pass baithte hue kehti hai

Jitendra paridhi ki hatheliyon pe ungli firate hue kehta hai
Kya karoon meri humsafar to is class ke safar me mere sath hi nahi hoti... to socha dusron ki khusi me hi apni khusi dhund lu

Fir kitni khusi mili.... paridhi haste hue kehti hai

Jitendra~Kahaan yaar ulta dukh hua ki wo dono to mil rahe hain ...par aap mujhse dur baithi hui ho

Paridhi haste hue kehti hai....par abhi to main tumhare pass baithi hui hun

Jitendra~Abhi v to 7 inch ka faasla hai

Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra se pura sat jaati hai aur uske gaalon pe ek chhota sa kiss deti hai

Haaye ek hi pal me itni khusi... bolte hue jitendra paridhi ke gaalon ko chum leta hai

chalo Thoda bahar se aate hain... Paridhi jitendra ka hath pakad uthate hue kehti hai

Dono chalkar canteen me aa jate hain jahan raani aur baadal pehle se hi baithe has haskar baate kar rahe the

Paridhi~Hey love birds kya chal raha hai don't worry hum tumhe disturbe nahi karenge lage raho dono

Badal~arre nahi aao baitho na hum to bas aise hi purani baate kar rahe the

Paridhi~kamaal hai yaar abhi v purani baaten kar rahe ho Nayi girlfriend hai kuch nayi baaten karo(paridhi haste hue kehti hai)

Tabtak jitendra 4 coke lekar aata hai aur unke sath baith jata hai

YE jaam raani aur baadal ke naam
Jitendra coke uthate hue kehta hai saare log cheers karte hain aur pine lagte hain

Achha suno kya main cigarette lekar aau... jitendra serious hokar kehta hai

Raani~wo kisliye

Jitendra~badal tune isko bataya nahi hai kiya

Raani~kya nahi bataya

Jitendra~Arre isne us din apni ek wish batai thi na.... asal me iski ek nahi 2 wish hai

Sach me raani badal ko dekhte hue puchti hai

Badal~abe ye kya bol raha hai tu...

Jitendra~arre bol na yaar darta kyu hai

Badal~abe main kaha dar raha hu hogi tab na bataunga( badal haste hue kehta hai)

Jitendra~dekha raani kaise has raha hai... Ab to yakeen ho gaya hoga na ki dusri wish v hai

Raani~aree to tumhi bata do na kya hai

Yaar dekho main jaanta hu tume batane se mana kiya hai badal par yaar ab ye teri gf hai jitni jaldi ho wish pura kar le...Jitendra serious look ke sath kehta hai

Abe bhai.... badal ne itna hi bola tha ki raani bol padti hai

Raani~abe tu ghuma kyu raha hai sidha sidha bol na(raani jhallate hue kehti hai)

JITENDRA~Iski dusri wish ye thi ki jo v iski gf banegi use apne hatho se cigarette jalakar sumesh sir ko pilana hoga... sorry badal main tujhe teri wish nahi todne de sakta

Raani aisa kuch nahi hai majaak kar raha hai ye
Badal haste hue raani se kehta hai...

Raani gusse me khadi ho jaati hai

Raani~iske chehre se aisa lag to nahi raha...
Aur main aisa kuch nahi karne waali... main kisi sir ko cigarette nahi pilane jaaungi...
Tum aisa soch v kaise sakte ho badal

Paridhi Raani ka gussa aur badal ka chehra dekhkar Hasne lagti hai

Badal khada hota hai aur raani ka kandha pakad use bithane lagta hai

BADAL~Main keh raha hu na ye saala majaak kar raha hai baith jao tum... Maine ek wish ke baad hi realizd kar liya tha ki ye chutiyapa hai isiliye dusri wish kabhi maangi hi nahi

Paridhi~baith jao yaar ye sach me majaak kar raha hai

Raani baith jaati hai tabhi jitendra kehta hai

Jitendra~kya tumhe mera chehra dekhkar lag raha hai main majaak kar raha hun raani

Raani~Abe chup kar kitna harami hai tu ek baar tere jhanse me aa gyi ab nahi aaungi

Badal~ek gaali aur de sala mere maje le raha hai

JITENDRA~thik hai raani mat karo yakeen jis din bhejega na apne pyar ka wasta dekar hath me cigarette liye sumesh sir ke pass us din mat kehna ki maine tumhe nahi bataya tha...

PARIDHI~Jitu bas kar mat chhed use bachhi ki jaan lega kya

Achha theek hai ...main majak hi kar raha tha... JITENDRA muskurate hue kehta hai


RAANI~method actor hai tu tujhe to filmo me jaana chahiye

JITENDRA ~Hai na kabhi kabhi mujhe v lagta hai main tumlogo ke sath apna time waste kar raha hu mujhe to mumbai hi nikal lena chahiye

Hii Mam ...waha ek first year ka ladka aakar paridhi se kehta hai

PARIDHI ~hii

LADKA~Aaj mera college ka first day hai

BADAL~To kya tujhe welcome party du

LADKA~arre nahi nahi sir Main to bas mam se baat karna chahta hu(ladka thoda darte hue bolta hai)

Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra ko dekhne lagti hai

PARIDHI~Hmmm.. kaho

LADKA~aap bahut HI khoobsurat lag rahi hain mam(ladka hichkichate hue bolta hai)

Okeeey thank you.... paridhi halka muskurate hue kehti hai

Ladka~mam Kya ...aaapka...

Ladke ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Badal bol padta hai..

BADAL~Oye... Sun idhar

Ladka~yes sir

BAdal Paridhi ki taraf ishare karte hue kehta hai...

BADAL~Dekh tu jo v bolne wala hai na Ise apni behan samajh ke bolna Aur Ye jo saamne baitha hai na ye tere jijaji hain

Ladka paridhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo haste hue haaan me sir hilati hai

Jitendra~achha ye bata naam kya hai tera

Kunal sir ladka naam batate hue kehta hai

Badal~kunal sir ye kaisa naam hai

Kunal~Kunal bhardwaz naam hai mera sir

To kunal bhai sabse pehle to tum ye sir sir karna chhod do... Aur rahi baat inki to ye janmo janam tak meri hi rehne wali hai to tum kisi aur pe try karo jo tumhare age ki ho... jitendra muskurate hue kunal se kehta hai

Kunal~sorry sir mujhe nahi pata tha aap dono

Kunal ye meri jaan hain aur main jaanta hu ye bahut hi khubsoorat hain ...ye to hain hi tareefon ke layak to tumne agar thodi si kar di to kya hi galat ho gaya.... chill kar yaar jitendra paridhi ke hatho ko apne hath me lete hue kehta hai

Kunal~Thank you sir

JITENDRA~Thik hai badal tumlog maje karo hum chalte hain

Raani~arre ruko hum v aate hain

Raaju bhai likh lena ...jitendra paridhi ka hath thame chalte hue kehta hai

Raju~Theek hai jitu bhaiya

Sala kya tha ye... badal chalte hue puchta hai

Raani~pehla hi din aur college ki sabse khubsoorat ladki pe try kar raha tha

Badal~sayad kuch bada karne ki soch lekar aaya hoga

Raani~par kya dialogue maara hai jitu tune ekdam romantic... Saala romance karna koi tujhse sikhe

Paridhi aur jitendra Raani ki baat sun muskurane lagte hain

Badal~ooh hello main v hu idhar raani tum to apne sajan ki tareef karna bhul hi gayi

Raani~awww tum v achhe ho

Badal~bas achha

Raani~achha theek hai baba tum v bahut achhe ho

Badal~Main v nahi main hi hu ye to mere aage finki chai hai....

Baate karte hue teeno classroom aa jate hain...
Nice update bro
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Pichle update me aapne padha vikram aur naina ek dusre ko hug karne ke baad baate kar rahe hote hain tabhi waha divya aa jati hai fir vikram divya se majaak karta hai jisse wo gussa ho jati hai fir teeno classroom aa jate hain

Ab aage--

To ab batao Kya scene hai tumhara... Naina divya se puchhti hai

DIVYA~Kya ..batane ke liye koi scene v to hona chahiye....(divya muskurate hue kehti hai)

NAINA~To matlab Sach me koi scene nahi hai

DIVYA~Aur nahi to kya

NAINA~To tum itni muskura kyu rahi ho

Hadd hai yar muskurane ki koi wajah thodi hoti hai.... Divya haste hue kehti hai

NAINA~thik hai koi nahi mat batao main kisi aur tareeke se pata kar lungi

Vikiii...Naina bade hi pyaar se vikram ki taraf dekhte hue bolti hai

Yes Naina...vikram v usi lehje me kehta hai

Kya tum apni naina ko nahi bataoge Kya chal raha hai.... naina vikram ke hath pe ungliyan ferte hue kehti hai

Divya ke aisa karne se vikram ki puri body me current flow hone lagta hai... Vikram divya ki ungli pakadte hue kehta hai

Naina kuch puchhe aur vikram na bataye Aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya.... vikram Naina ki naak touch karte hue bolta hai

NAINA~To batao na fir divya mujhse kya chhupa rahi hai

Divya Vikram ki taraf dekhte hue naa me sir hilati hai... par vikram pe to naina ka khumar tha kisi ke rokne se kya hi rookta

Hamari divya ko na pyaar ho gaya hai.... kehte hue vikram Naina ke hatho ko chum leta hai

Naina Aascharya se divya ki taraf dekhne lagti hai Jo apne dono hatho se chehre ko dhak kar baithi hui thi....Naina divya ka haath uske chehre se hatati hai

NAINA~Kab aur kaise hua ye ....

Isse pehle ki divya koi jawab deti
Silence.... Bolte hue professor shruti chatterji
Class me enter karti hain

Idhar jitendra ke classroom me teacher abhi tak nahi aaye the

Tabhi ek ladka chilla kar bolta hai.... Badal tera us din ka gyaan adhura reh gaya tha pura kar de

Badal apni jagah se uthta hai Aur board ke pass aa jata hai

Ladies and gentlemen I am going to present the most helpfull lecture of your entire semester... That is how to pass the semester

Saare log taaliyan bajane lagte hain

To pehle main ek baat clear karna chahunga Ye ladke aur ladkiyan dono ke liye hai... ladkiyon ke liye thoda easy hai par ladko ke liye v muskil nahi hai....

So here we go... first of all you will have to Create a fake account on fb and ofcourse that should be a girl's account....
uske baad Jis v subject me Tumhe lagta hai ki aap fail hone wale ho Us subject ke teacher ko Apna target bana lo.... sabse pehle apne teacher ko fake acoount se message karo ki aap unke purane student ho... jo 1-2saal pehle hi college chhod kar ja chuki hain
Uske baad aapdono ki baaten start hogi.
Fir unhe batao ki tum jab college me the to tumhe wo pasand the ... wo tumhe thank you kahenge... fir tum unhe batao ki aise wala pasand nahi waise wala pasand... Wo samajh jayenge par tumse kahenge main samjha nahi
Fir tum unhe batao ki jab tum college me thi wo tumhe hot lagte the.... Unka man fudakna start ho jayega... fir unhe tum internet se uthai hui kuch aadhi nangi photo bhejo jisme chehra na dikhe.... kuch din baad unse unki nudes maango
Aur jab we aisa karenge tab unhe batao ki tum kon ho.... Aur agar unhone tumhe semester me pass nahi kiya to tum un photos ka kya karoge
Aur fir wo tumhe wo sab denge jo tum chahoge

Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai....Abe agar subject teacher lady ho to kya karenge hum...

Agar Subject teacher koi lady ho to padhai karenge... Badal haste hue kehta hai

Tabhi class me professor sumesh patel aa jate hain

Sumesh p~what are you doing here badal

BADAL~good morning sir aap late the to socha main students ko thodi tips de dun

Sumesh p~achha aur wo kis baare me tha

How to pass semester exam sir.... ek ladka chillata hai

Sumesh p~very good aur kya bataya tumne

Badal~Maine bataya ki kaise aap sabse pehle ek target set karo ki aapka kon sa subject weak hai... fir us subject teacher se contact karo aur unse apne doubt clear karo.. fir mehnat karke us subject pe pakad banao...

Sumesh~very good... To sablog Samajh gaye kya karna hai tumhe

Yes sir saare log ek sath bolte hain

Sumesh p~Badal ka idea mujhe achha laga isiliye aaj doubt class hogi... jis jis ko jo v doubt hai Question karo

Cut to police station abhaypur

ARUN KUMAR~To mahima maine jo aadmi lagane ko kaha tha raghu ki wife ke pichhe kuch pata chala usse

MAHIMA~Kuch khaas nahi sir Ghar se bahar sirf apne bete ko bus me bithane ke liye nikalti hai aur wapas ghar le jane ke liye.... Abhi thodi der pehle hi police station aayi thi
Body collect karne ki clearance paper leke gayi hai....

Mujhe lagta hai ab apne aadmi ko wapas bula lena chahiye...

Arun kumar~no no no mahima use wahi najar rakhne ko kaho bas choukanna rahne ko kaho uski najar har wakt us aurat par rehni chahiye

Mahima~ok sir

To kal raat ki checking me kuch mila ki nahi
...Arun kumar kursi se khade hote hue puchta hai

Mahima~Kuch v nahi sir...

Tabhi police station ka telephone bajta hai


Unknown~mere pass me aapke kaam ki information hai

Mahima~kon bol raha hai

Unknown~Apna subhchintak samjho madam
Main acp sir se baat karna chahta hun

Mahima~wo abhi busy hain... aap bol kon rahe hain pehle ye bataiye

Unknown~kya madam bola to aapka subhchintak bol raha hun...ACP sir se kaho Lagbhag 200 kilo maal kal sehar aa raha hai... uski khabar dena chahta hun

Arun kumar Mahima ke hath se telephone le leta hai...

Arun kumar~Acp arun kumar baat kar raha hun kaho kya information hai

Unknown~Kal trivanam ke rashte dudh ki gaadiyon me gaanja aa raha hai sir jiski matra lagbhag 200 kilo hai

Arun kumar~achha aur ye tumhe kaise pata

Unknown~badi mehnat se pata kiya hai sir kaise pata ye mat puchiye

Arun kumar~tumhara naam kya hai

Unknown~naam me kya rakha hai sir kaam dekhiye.... aapke kaam ki baat bata raha hu

Arun kumar~Aur hum kaise maan le ki tum sach bol rahe ho

Unknown~Bas maan lijiye sir kyuki sach hi bol raha hu.... Ek baar bharosa kar ke dekhiye Niras nahi honge aap

Arun kumar~achha theek hai puri baat batao kab aa raha hai kaise aa raha hai

Unknown~Dhudh ke container me sir kal din 11 baje ke aaspas trivanam paar kar aapke sehar me ghus jayegi... un containor me aapko milega 200 kilo ganja... 40 lakh ka maal hai sir aapki to jackpot lagne wali hai

Arun kumar~naam nahi to kamsekam ye to batao ki tum bol kaha se rahe ho

Unknown~chaliye theek hai.... Abhaypur se hi bol raha hu... apne sehar ki thodi chinta hui to socha aapko khabar kar dun.... rakhta hu ab

Mahima~Sir Aise hi kisi par v hum believe nahi kar sakte ... kya pata gumraah karne ke liye call kiya ho

Arun kumar~ho sakta hai mahima par uski baaton me kuch sachhai to lag rahi hai.... jaise ki sehar me adhiktar doodh ki gaadiyan trivanam ki taraf se hi aati hai .... Aajkal humne raat me police ki checking majboot kar di hai to din me unhe jyada pareshani nahi hogi...

Mahima~to kya soch rahe hain sir aap

Arun kumar~main soch raha hoon Informer ne 11 baje kaha par agar usse pehle ya baad me Aayi to

Mahima~sir hume kal subah se hi saari gaadiyon ko checkpost par rokna chahiye Agar uski baat sach hui to hum jaroor pakad lenge taskar ko

Arun kumar~tumhari baat sahi hai mahima par hum gaadiyon ko checkpost par nahi balki usse 1 km andar check karenge
Raghuwar ji idhar aayiye jara

Yes sir raghuwar yadav acp ke pass akar bolta hai

Arun kumar~ye bataiye Agar koi gaadi trivanam ke rashte sehar ke checkpost ko paar karegi to kya use 1 km tak koi kachhi sadak milegi jaha se wo sehar me aa sakte hain

Raghuwar yadav~sehar me to kya sir wo kahi v nahi ja sakte jabtak u turn na le... kuki checkpost paar karne ke baad 2 km tak koi v dusri sadak hi nahi hai

Arun kumar~Ooh fir to hamara kaam hi ho gaya
Hum unhe checkpost paar karne denge aur fir daboch lenge...

Mahima~par agar information galat nikli to

Arun kumar~Mahima information agar galat nikli to kuch v nahi jaise hum abhi apna time waste kar rahe hain... wahi samajh lena
Par agar information sach hui... to humare hath lagega 200 kilo ganja.... Aur sath hi taskar ka link jisse hum unki or ek kadam badha sakte hain...

Rajan singh ka adda---

Maani~bhai kya acp ko aapki baaton par yakeen hua hoga

Sajjan singh~haha.. agar ek bhuke sher ko bhanak v lagi ki talab ke pass bakri paani pi rahi hai to sher ye nahi sochta ki waha sach me bakri hai v ya nahi wo waha dauda jayega kyuki use apni bhook mitani hai....Yahi haal acp ka hai use bhale hi yakeen na ho meri baaton par lekin wo kal checking karega jaroor

Maani~Bhai agar ye baat rajan bhai ko pata chali to

Sajjan~use batayega kon

Rajan~rajan bhai ko kisi v baat ka pata chalte der nahi lagti bhai.... isiliye aapko kuch sochna padega

Sajjan singh Apne dimaag par jor daalta hai to use ek tarkeeb sujhti ha

Sajjan~maani ek baat bata apna maal dealer kab bhijwa raha hai

Maani~3 din baad ki date hai bhai

Sajjan~usse kaho kal 12 baje se pehle Kusumganj ke rashte maal sehar me laaye kyuki us bich police ka sara dhyaan sanjay ke maal ko pakadne me hoga...

Maani~wo Nahi maanega bhai

To meri baat karwa usse

maani dealer ko call lagata hai

Maani~sajjan bhai baat karenge

Dealer~Kya haal hai sajjan singh ji kaise yaad kiya

Sajjan~maine Maal ko lekar call kiya hai

Dealer~aree aap chinta mat kijiye rajan bhai se bol chuka hu ki maal aaj se 2 din baad mil jaayega

Sajjan~hume maal kal hi chahiye

Dealer~Ye sambhaw nahi hai sajjan ji acp ne pichle kuch dino se bahut hi kadi security kar di hai sehar ki

Sajjan~Kal saari police 10 se 12 baje ke bich trivanam ke rashte pe hogi Uska bandobast maine kar diya hai... aap bas maal raniganj thane se kusumganj hote hue Yaha bhijwa dijiye... aisa moka baar baar nahi milta.....Maine bhaiya se baat kar li hai is baare me unki haan hai...

Dealer~Thik hai ji agar rajan bhai ready hain to jaisa aap kaho par dhyaan rakhiyega jaisa aap keh rahe hain waisa hi ho Agar kuch v gadbad hui to 50 lakh ka maal jayega

Sajjan singh~kisi v gadbad ki koi gunjais hi nahi hai... Aap befikar hokar delivery kijiye
Rakhta hun....

Cut to RMK college

Baadal~jitu chal na bahar se aate hain

Jitendra~Abe tu chutiya hai kya saala ek lecture khatm hua nahi ki tujhe cigarette ki talab ho jati hai

Badal~Abe chal na yaar fir tera naatak shuru ho gaya

Jitendra~bhai raani ko le ja na use v to ho rahi hogi talab

Badal~Nahi yaar Wo kaha fukti hai wo to bas kal mere liye fuk liya tha

Jitendra~Abe chutiye cigarette ki nahi teri talab ho rahi hogi... le ja use bahar sath ghum thoda.... use special feel kara... agar har waqt mere sath niklega na to use lagega tu value nahi kar raha uski

Badal~Thik hai puchta hun

Badal raani ko isharon me bahar chalne ko kehta hai Par raani mana kar deti hai

Badal~abe wo to mana kar rahi hai yaar

Jitendra~kya aadmi hai yaar tu... fir se bol thoda minnat bhari najron se taaki use lage tujhe uski jaroorat hai

Badal waisa hi karta hai raani badal ko chalne ka ishara kar classroom se bahar nikal jati hai

Badal~waah yaar tu kamaal hai meri jaan...
Ja raha hu canteen bill tere pe fadunga

Badal jitendra se bolkar classroom se bahar chala jata hai

Kya baat hai laila aur majnoo ko Ek sath bahar bhej diya. Ab to gaya unka agala lecture samjho... paridhi jitendra ke pass baithte hue kehti hai

Jitendra paridhi ki hatheliyon pe ungli firate hue kehta hai
Kya karoon meri humsafar to is class ke safar me mere sath hi nahi hoti... to socha dusron ki khusi me hi apni khusi dhund lu

Fir kitni khusi mili.... paridhi haste hue kehti hai

Jitendra~Kahaan yaar ulta dukh hua ki wo dono to mil rahe hain ...par aap mujhse dur baithi hui ho

Paridhi haste hue kehti hai....par abhi to main tumhare pass baithi hui hun

Jitendra~Abhi v to 7 inch ka faasla hai

Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra se pura sat jaati hai aur uske gaalon pe ek chhota sa kiss deti hai

Haaye ek hi pal me itni khusi... bolte hue jitendra paridhi ke gaalon ko chum leta hai

chalo Thoda bahar se aate hain... Paridhi jitendra ka hath pakad uthate hue kehti hai

Dono chalkar canteen me aa jate hain jahan raani aur baadal pehle se hi baithe has haskar baate kar rahe the

Paridhi~Hey love birds kya chal raha hai don't worry hum tumhe disturbe nahi karenge lage raho dono

Badal~arre nahi aao baitho na hum to bas aise hi purani baate kar rahe the

Paridhi~kamaal hai yaar abhi v purani baaten kar rahe ho Nayi girlfriend hai kuch nayi baaten karo(paridhi haste hue kehti hai)

Tabtak jitendra 4 coke lekar aata hai aur unke sath baith jata hai

YE jaam raani aur baadal ke naam
Jitendra coke uthate hue kehta hai saare log cheers karte hain aur pine lagte hain

Achha suno kya main cigarette lekar aau... jitendra serious hokar kehta hai

Raani~wo kisliye

Jitendra~badal tune isko bataya nahi hai kiya

Raani~kya nahi bataya

Jitendra~Arre isne us din apni ek wish batai thi na.... asal me iski ek nahi 2 wish hai

Sach me raani badal ko dekhte hue puchti hai

Badal~abe ye kya bol raha hai tu...

Jitendra~arre bol na yaar darta kyu hai

Badal~abe main kaha dar raha hu hogi tab na bataunga( badal haste hue kehta hai)

Jitendra~dekha raani kaise has raha hai... Ab to yakeen ho gaya hoga na ki dusri wish v hai

Raani~aree to tumhi bata do na kya hai

Yaar dekho main jaanta hu tume batane se mana kiya hai badal par yaar ab ye teri gf hai jitni jaldi ho wish pura kar le...Jitendra serious look ke sath kehta hai

Abe bhai.... badal ne itna hi bola tha ki raani bol padti hai

Raani~abe tu ghuma kyu raha hai sidha sidha bol na(raani jhallate hue kehti hai)

JITENDRA~Iski dusri wish ye thi ki jo v iski gf banegi use apne hatho se cigarette jalakar sumesh sir ko pilana hoga... sorry badal main tujhe teri wish nahi todne de sakta

Raani aisa kuch nahi hai majaak kar raha hai ye
Badal haste hue raani se kehta hai...

Raani gusse me khadi ho jaati hai

Raani~iske chehre se aisa lag to nahi raha...
Aur main aisa kuch nahi karne waali... main kisi sir ko cigarette nahi pilane jaaungi...
Tum aisa soch v kaise sakte ho badal

Paridhi Raani ka gussa aur badal ka chehra dekhkar Hasne lagti hai

Badal khada hota hai aur raani ka kandha pakad use bithane lagta hai

BADAL~Main keh raha hu na ye saala majaak kar raha hai baith jao tum... Maine ek wish ke baad hi realizd kar liya tha ki ye chutiyapa hai isiliye dusri wish kabhi maangi hi nahi

Paridhi~baith jao yaar ye sach me majaak kar raha hai

Raani baith jaati hai tabhi jitendra kehta hai

Jitendra~kya tumhe mera chehra dekhkar lag raha hai main majaak kar raha hun raani

Raani~Abe chup kar kitna harami hai tu ek baar tere jhanse me aa gyi ab nahi aaungi

Badal~ek gaali aur de sala mere maje le raha hai

JITENDRA~thik hai raani mat karo yakeen jis din bhejega na apne pyar ka wasta dekar hath me cigarette liye sumesh sir ke pass us din mat kehna ki maine tumhe nahi bataya tha...

PARIDHI~Jitu bas kar mat chhed use bachhi ki jaan lega kya

Achha theek hai ...main majak hi kar raha tha... JITENDRA muskurate hue kehta hai


RAANI~method actor hai tu tujhe to filmo me jaana chahiye

JITENDRA ~Hai na kabhi kabhi mujhe v lagta hai main tumlogo ke sath apna time waste kar raha hu mujhe to mumbai hi nikal lena chahiye

Hii Mam ...waha ek first year ka ladka aakar paridhi se kehta hai

PARIDHI ~hii

LADKA~Aaj mera college ka first day hai

BADAL~To kya tujhe welcome party du

LADKA~arre nahi nahi sir Main to bas mam se baat karna chahta hu(ladka thoda darte hue bolta hai)

Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra ko dekhne lagti hai

PARIDHI~Hmmm.. kaho

LADKA~aap bahut HI khoobsurat lag rahi hain mam(ladka hichkichate hue bolta hai)

Okeeey thank you.... paridhi halka muskurate hue kehti hai

Ladka~mam Kya ...aaapka...

Ladke ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Badal bol padta hai..

BADAL~Oye... Sun idhar

Ladka~yes sir

BAdal Paridhi ki taraf ishare karte hue kehta hai...

BADAL~Dekh tu jo v bolne wala hai na Ise apni behan samajh ke bolna Aur Ye jo saamne baitha hai na ye tere jijaji hain

Ladka paridhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo haste hue haaan me sir hilati hai

Jitendra~achha ye bata naam kya hai tera

Kunal sir ladka naam batate hue kehta hai

Badal~kunal sir ye kaisa naam hai

Kunal~Kunal bhardwaz naam hai mera sir

To kunal bhai sabse pehle to tum ye sir sir karna chhod do... Aur rahi baat inki to ye janmo janam tak meri hi rehne wali hai to tum kisi aur pe try karo jo tumhare age ki ho... jitendra muskurate hue kunal se kehta hai

Kunal~sorry sir mujhe nahi pata tha aap dono

Kunal ye meri jaan hain aur main jaanta hu ye bahut hi khubsoorat hain ...ye to hain hi tareefon ke layak to tumne agar thodi si kar di to kya hi galat ho gaya.... chill kar yaar jitendra paridhi ke hatho ko apne hath me lete hue kehta hai

Kunal~Thank you sir

JITENDRA~Thik hai badal tumlog maje karo hum chalte hain

Raani~arre ruko hum v aate hain

Raaju bhai likh lena ...jitendra paridhi ka hath thame chalte hue kehta hai

Raju~Theek hai jitu bhaiya

Sala kya tha ye... badal chalte hue puchta hai

Raani~pehla hi din aur college ki sabse khubsoorat ladki pe try kar raha tha

Badal~sayad kuch bada karne ki soch lekar aaya hoga

Raani~par kya dialogue maara hai jitu tune ekdam romantic... Saala romance karna koi tujhse sikhe

Paridhi aur jitendra Raani ki baat sun muskurane lagte hain

Badal~ooh hello main v hu idhar raani tum to apne sajan ki tareef karna bhul hi gayi

Raani~awww tum v achhe ho

Badal~bas achha

Raani~achha theek hai baba tum v bahut achhe ho

Badal~Main v nahi main hi hu ye to mere aage finki chai hai....

Baate karte hue teeno classroom aa jate hain...
Nice update Bhai

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