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Hum pichle updates ke letters to change nahi kar sakte par humne colour and stylung me kuch changes kiye hain... hope karte hai ki pehle se behtar lageto reader engage jyada hoga
Nice update broPichle update me aapne padha vikram aur naina ek dusre ko hug karne ke baad baate kar rahe hote hain tabhi waha divya aa jati hai fir vikram divya se majaak karta hai jisse wo gussa ho jati hai fir teeno classroom aa jate hain
Ab aage--
To ab batao Kya scene hai tumhara... Naina divya se puchhti hai
DIVYA~Kya ..batane ke liye koi scene v to hona chahiye....(divya muskurate hue kehti hai)
NAINA~To matlab Sach me koi scene nahi hai
DIVYA~Aur nahi to kya
NAINA~To tum itni muskura kyu rahi ho
Hadd hai yar muskurane ki koi wajah thodi hoti hai.... Divya haste hue kehti hai
NAINA~thik hai koi nahi mat batao main kisi aur tareeke se pata kar lungi
Vikiii...Naina bade hi pyaar se vikram ki taraf dekhte hue bolti hai
Yes Naina...vikram v usi lehje me kehta hai
Kya tum apni naina ko nahi bataoge Kya chal raha hai.... naina vikram ke hath pe ungliyan ferte hue kehti hai
Divya ke aisa karne se vikram ki puri body me current flow hone lagta hai... Vikram divya ki ungli pakadte hue kehta hai
Naina kuch puchhe aur vikram na bataye Aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya.... vikram Naina ki naak touch karte hue bolta hai
NAINA~To batao na fir divya mujhse kya chhupa rahi hai
Divya Vikram ki taraf dekhte hue naa me sir hilati hai... par vikram pe to naina ka khumar tha kisi ke rokne se kya hi rookta
Hamari divya ko na pyaar ho gaya hai.... kehte hue vikram Naina ke hatho ko chum leta hai
Naina Aascharya se divya ki taraf dekhne lagti hai Jo apne dono hatho se chehre ko dhak kar baithi hui thi....Naina divya ka haath uske chehre se hatati hai
NAINA~Kab aur kaise hua ye ....
Isse pehle ki divya koi jawab deti
Silence.... Bolte hue professor shruti chatterji
Class me enter karti hain
Idhar jitendra ke classroom me teacher abhi tak nahi aaye the
Tabhi ek ladka chilla kar bolta hai.... Badal tera us din ka gyaan adhura reh gaya tha pura kar de
Badal apni jagah se uthta hai Aur board ke pass aa jata hai
Ladies and gentlemen I am going to present the most helpfull lecture of your entire semester... That is how to pass the semester
Saare log taaliyan bajane lagte hain
To pehle main ek baat clear karna chahunga Ye ladke aur ladkiyan dono ke liye hai... ladkiyon ke liye thoda easy hai par ladko ke liye v muskil nahi hai....
So here we go... first of all you will have to Create a fake account on fb and ofcourse that should be a girl's account....
uske baad Jis v subject me Tumhe lagta hai ki aap fail hone wale ho Us subject ke teacher ko Apna target bana lo.... sabse pehle apne teacher ko fake acoount se message karo ki aap unke purane student ho... jo 1-2saal pehle hi college chhod kar ja chuki hain
Uske baad aapdono ki baaten start hogi.
Fir unhe batao ki tum jab college me the to tumhe wo pasand the ... wo tumhe thank you kahenge... fir tum unhe batao ki aise wala pasand nahi waise wala pasand... Wo samajh jayenge par tumse kahenge main samjha nahi
Fir tum unhe batao ki jab tum college me thi wo tumhe hot lagte the.... Unka man fudakna start ho jayega... fir unhe tum internet se uthai hui kuch aadhi nangi photo bhejo jisme chehra na dikhe.... kuch din baad unse unki nudes maango
Aur jab we aisa karenge tab unhe batao ki tum kon ho.... Aur agar unhone tumhe semester me pass nahi kiya to tum un photos ka kya karoge
Aur fir wo tumhe wo sab denge jo tum chahoge
Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai....Abe agar subject teacher lady ho to kya karenge hum...
Agar Subject teacher koi lady ho to padhai karenge... Badal haste hue kehta hai
Tabhi class me professor sumesh patel aa jate hain
Sumesh p~what are you doing here badal
BADAL~good morning sir aap late the to socha main students ko thodi tips de dun
Sumesh p~achha aur wo kis baare me tha
How to pass semester exam sir.... ek ladka chillata hai
Sumesh p~very good aur kya bataya tumne
Badal~Maine bataya ki kaise aap sabse pehle ek target set karo ki aapka kon sa subject weak hai... fir us subject teacher se contact karo aur unse apne doubt clear karo.. fir mehnat karke us subject pe pakad banao...
Sumesh~very good... To sablog Samajh gaye kya karna hai tumhe
Yes sir saare log ek sath bolte hain
Sumesh p~Badal ka idea mujhe achha laga isiliye aaj doubt class hogi... jis jis ko jo v doubt hai Question karo
Cut to police station abhaypur
ARUN KUMAR~To mahima maine jo aadmi lagane ko kaha tha raghu ki wife ke pichhe kuch pata chala usse
MAHIMA~Kuch khaas nahi sir Ghar se bahar sirf apne bete ko bus me bithane ke liye nikalti hai aur wapas ghar le jane ke liye.... Abhi thodi der pehle hi police station aayi thi
Body collect karne ki clearance paper leke gayi hai....
Mujhe lagta hai ab apne aadmi ko wapas bula lena chahiye...
Arun kumar~no no no mahima use wahi najar rakhne ko kaho bas choukanna rahne ko kaho uski najar har wakt us aurat par rehni chahiye
Mahima~ok sir
To kal raat ki checking me kuch mila ki nahi
...Arun kumar kursi se khade hote hue puchta hai
Mahima~Kuch v nahi sir...
Tabhi police station ka telephone bajta hai
Unknown~mere pass me aapke kaam ki information hai
Mahima~kon bol raha hai
Unknown~Apna subhchintak samjho madam
Main acp sir se baat karna chahta hun
Mahima~wo abhi busy hain... aap bol kon rahe hain pehle ye bataiye
Unknown~kya madam bola to aapka subhchintak bol raha hun...ACP sir se kaho Lagbhag 200 kilo maal kal sehar aa raha hai... uski khabar dena chahta hun
Arun kumar Mahima ke hath se telephone le leta hai...
Arun kumar~Acp arun kumar baat kar raha hun kaho kya information hai
Unknown~Kal trivanam ke rashte dudh ki gaadiyon me gaanja aa raha hai sir jiski matra lagbhag 200 kilo hai
Arun kumar~achha aur ye tumhe kaise pata
Unknown~badi mehnat se pata kiya hai sir kaise pata ye mat puchiye
Arun kumar~tumhara naam kya hai
Unknown~naam me kya rakha hai sir kaam dekhiye.... aapke kaam ki baat bata raha hu
Arun kumar~Aur hum kaise maan le ki tum sach bol rahe ho
Unknown~Bas maan lijiye sir kyuki sach hi bol raha hu.... Ek baar bharosa kar ke dekhiye Niras nahi honge aap
Arun kumar~achha theek hai puri baat batao kab aa raha hai kaise aa raha hai
Unknown~Dhudh ke container me sir kal din 11 baje ke aaspas trivanam paar kar aapke sehar me ghus jayegi... un containor me aapko milega 200 kilo ganja... 40 lakh ka maal hai sir aapki to jackpot lagne wali hai
Arun kumar~naam nahi to kamsekam ye to batao ki tum bol kaha se rahe ho
Unknown~chaliye theek hai.... Abhaypur se hi bol raha hu... apne sehar ki thodi chinta hui to socha aapko khabar kar dun.... rakhta hu ab
Mahima~Sir Aise hi kisi par v hum believe nahi kar sakte ... kya pata gumraah karne ke liye call kiya ho
Arun kumar~ho sakta hai mahima par uski baaton me kuch sachhai to lag rahi hai.... jaise ki sehar me adhiktar doodh ki gaadiyan trivanam ki taraf se hi aati hai .... Aajkal humne raat me police ki checking majboot kar di hai to din me unhe jyada pareshani nahi hogi...
Mahima~to kya soch rahe hain sir aap
Arun kumar~main soch raha hoon Informer ne 11 baje kaha par agar usse pehle ya baad me Aayi to
Mahima~sir hume kal subah se hi saari gaadiyon ko checkpost par rokna chahiye Agar uski baat sach hui to hum jaroor pakad lenge taskar ko
Arun kumar~tumhari baat sahi hai mahima par hum gaadiyon ko checkpost par nahi balki usse 1 km andar check karenge
Raghuwar ji idhar aayiye jara
Yes sir raghuwar yadav acp ke pass akar bolta hai
Arun kumar~ye bataiye Agar koi gaadi trivanam ke rashte sehar ke checkpost ko paar karegi to kya use 1 km tak koi kachhi sadak milegi jaha se wo sehar me aa sakte hain
Raghuwar yadav~sehar me to kya sir wo kahi v nahi ja sakte jabtak u turn na le... kuki checkpost paar karne ke baad 2 km tak koi v dusri sadak hi nahi hai
Arun kumar~Ooh fir to hamara kaam hi ho gaya
Hum unhe checkpost paar karne denge aur fir daboch lenge...
Mahima~par agar information galat nikli to
Arun kumar~Mahima information agar galat nikli to kuch v nahi jaise hum abhi apna time waste kar rahe hain... wahi samajh lena
Par agar information sach hui... to humare hath lagega 200 kilo ganja.... Aur sath hi taskar ka link jisse hum unki or ek kadam badha sakte hain...
Rajan singh ka adda---
Maani~bhai kya acp ko aapki baaton par yakeen hua hoga
Sajjan singh~haha.. agar ek bhuke sher ko bhanak v lagi ki talab ke pass bakri paani pi rahi hai to sher ye nahi sochta ki waha sach me bakri hai v ya nahi wo waha dauda jayega kyuki use apni bhook mitani hai....Yahi haal acp ka hai use bhale hi yakeen na ho meri baaton par lekin wo kal checking karega jaroor
Maani~Bhai agar ye baat rajan bhai ko pata chali to
Sajjan~use batayega kon
Rajan~rajan bhai ko kisi v baat ka pata chalte der nahi lagti bhai.... isiliye aapko kuch sochna padega
Sajjan singh Apne dimaag par jor daalta hai to use ek tarkeeb sujhti ha
Sajjan~maani ek baat bata apna maal dealer kab bhijwa raha hai
Maani~3 din baad ki date hai bhai
Sajjan~usse kaho kal 12 baje se pehle Kusumganj ke rashte maal sehar me laaye kyuki us bich police ka sara dhyaan sanjay ke maal ko pakadne me hoga...
Maani~wo Nahi maanega bhai
To meri baat karwa usse
maani dealer ko call lagata hai
Maani~sajjan bhai baat karenge
Dealer~Kya haal hai sajjan singh ji kaise yaad kiya
Sajjan~maine Maal ko lekar call kiya hai
Dealer~aree aap chinta mat kijiye rajan bhai se bol chuka hu ki maal aaj se 2 din baad mil jaayega
Sajjan~hume maal kal hi chahiye
Dealer~Ye sambhaw nahi hai sajjan ji acp ne pichle kuch dino se bahut hi kadi security kar di hai sehar ki
Sajjan~Kal saari police 10 se 12 baje ke bich trivanam ke rashte pe hogi Uska bandobast maine kar diya hai... aap bas maal raniganj thane se kusumganj hote hue Yaha bhijwa dijiye... aisa moka baar baar nahi milta.....Maine bhaiya se baat kar li hai is baare me unki haan hai...
Dealer~Thik hai ji agar rajan bhai ready hain to jaisa aap kaho par dhyaan rakhiyega jaisa aap keh rahe hain waisa hi ho Agar kuch v gadbad hui to 50 lakh ka maal jayega
Sajjan singh~kisi v gadbad ki koi gunjais hi nahi hai... Aap befikar hokar delivery kijiye
Rakhta hun....
Cut to RMK college
Baadal~jitu chal na bahar se aate hain
Jitendra~Abe tu chutiya hai kya saala ek lecture khatm hua nahi ki tujhe cigarette ki talab ho jati hai
Badal~Abe chal na yaar fir tera naatak shuru ho gaya
Jitendra~bhai raani ko le ja na use v to ho rahi hogi talab
Badal~Nahi yaar Wo kaha fukti hai wo to bas kal mere liye fuk liya tha
Jitendra~Abe chutiye cigarette ki nahi teri talab ho rahi hogi... le ja use bahar sath ghum thoda.... use special feel kara... agar har waqt mere sath niklega na to use lagega tu value nahi kar raha uski
Badal~Thik hai puchta hun
Badal raani ko isharon me bahar chalne ko kehta hai Par raani mana kar deti hai
Badal~abe wo to mana kar rahi hai yaar
Jitendra~kya aadmi hai yaar tu... fir se bol thoda minnat bhari najron se taaki use lage tujhe uski jaroorat hai
Badal waisa hi karta hai raani badal ko chalne ka ishara kar classroom se bahar nikal jati hai
Badal~waah yaar tu kamaal hai meri jaan...
Ja raha hu canteen bill tere pe fadunga
Badal jitendra se bolkar classroom se bahar chala jata hai
Kya baat hai laila aur majnoo ko Ek sath bahar bhej diya. Ab to gaya unka agala lecture samjho... paridhi jitendra ke pass baithte hue kehti hai
Jitendra paridhi ki hatheliyon pe ungli firate hue kehta hai
Kya karoon meri humsafar to is class ke safar me mere sath hi nahi hoti... to socha dusron ki khusi me hi apni khusi dhund lu
Fir kitni khusi mili.... paridhi haste hue kehti hai
Jitendra~Kahaan yaar ulta dukh hua ki wo dono to mil rahe hain ...par aap mujhse dur baithi hui ho
Paridhi haste hue kehti hai....par abhi to main tumhare pass baithi hui hun
Jitendra~Abhi v to 7 inch ka faasla hai
Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra se pura sat jaati hai aur uske gaalon pe ek chhota sa kiss deti hai
Haaye ek hi pal me itni khusi... bolte hue jitendra paridhi ke gaalon ko chum leta hai
chalo Thoda bahar se aate hain... Paridhi jitendra ka hath pakad uthate hue kehti hai
Dono chalkar canteen me aa jate hain jahan raani aur baadal pehle se hi baithe has haskar baate kar rahe the
Paridhi~Hey love birds kya chal raha hai don't worry hum tumhe disturbe nahi karenge lage raho dono
Badal~arre nahi aao baitho na hum to bas aise hi purani baate kar rahe the
Paridhi~kamaal hai yaar abhi v purani baaten kar rahe ho Nayi girlfriend hai kuch nayi baaten karo(paridhi haste hue kehti hai)
Tabtak jitendra 4 coke lekar aata hai aur unke sath baith jata hai
YE jaam raani aur baadal ke naam
Jitendra coke uthate hue kehta hai saare log cheers karte hain aur pine lagte hain
Achha suno kya main cigarette lekar aau... jitendra serious hokar kehta hai
Raani~wo kisliye
Jitendra~badal tune isko bataya nahi hai kiya
Raani~kya nahi bataya
Jitendra~Arre isne us din apni ek wish batai thi na.... asal me iski ek nahi 2 wish hai
Sach me raani badal ko dekhte hue puchti hai
Badal~abe ye kya bol raha hai tu...
Jitendra~arre bol na yaar darta kyu hai
Badal~abe main kaha dar raha hu hogi tab na bataunga( badal haste hue kehta hai)
Jitendra~dekha raani kaise has raha hai... Ab to yakeen ho gaya hoga na ki dusri wish v hai
Raani~aree to tumhi bata do na kya hai
Yaar dekho main jaanta hu tume batane se mana kiya hai badal par yaar ab ye teri gf hai jitni jaldi ho wish pura kar le...Jitendra serious look ke sath kehta hai
Abe bhai.... badal ne itna hi bola tha ki raani bol padti hai
Raani~abe tu ghuma kyu raha hai sidha sidha bol na(raani jhallate hue kehti hai)
JITENDRA~Iski dusri wish ye thi ki jo v iski gf banegi use apne hatho se cigarette jalakar sumesh sir ko pilana hoga... sorry badal main tujhe teri wish nahi todne de sakta
Raani aisa kuch nahi hai majaak kar raha hai ye
Badal haste hue raani se kehta hai...
Raani gusse me khadi ho jaati hai
Raani~iske chehre se aisa lag to nahi raha...
Aur main aisa kuch nahi karne waali... main kisi sir ko cigarette nahi pilane jaaungi...
Tum aisa soch v kaise sakte ho badal
Paridhi Raani ka gussa aur badal ka chehra dekhkar Hasne lagti hai
Badal khada hota hai aur raani ka kandha pakad use bithane lagta hai
BADAL~Main keh raha hu na ye saala majaak kar raha hai baith jao tum... Maine ek wish ke baad hi realizd kar liya tha ki ye chutiyapa hai isiliye dusri wish kabhi maangi hi nahi
Paridhi~baith jao yaar ye sach me majaak kar raha hai
Raani baith jaati hai tabhi jitendra kehta hai
Jitendra~kya tumhe mera chehra dekhkar lag raha hai main majaak kar raha hun raani
Raani~Abe chup kar kitna harami hai tu ek baar tere jhanse me aa gyi ab nahi aaungi
Badal~ek gaali aur de sala mere maje le raha hai
JITENDRA~thik hai raani mat karo yakeen jis din bhejega na apne pyar ka wasta dekar hath me cigarette liye sumesh sir ke pass us din mat kehna ki maine tumhe nahi bataya tha...
PARIDHI~Jitu bas kar mat chhed use bachhi ki jaan lega kya
Achha theek hai ...main majak hi kar raha tha... JITENDRA muskurate hue kehta hai
RAANI~method actor hai tu tujhe to filmo me jaana chahiye
JITENDRA ~Hai na kabhi kabhi mujhe v lagta hai main tumlogo ke sath apna time waste kar raha hu mujhe to mumbai hi nikal lena chahiye
Hii Mam ...waha ek first year ka ladka aakar paridhi se kehta hai
PARIDHI ~hii
LADKA~Aaj mera college ka first day hai
BADAL~To kya tujhe welcome party du
LADKA~arre nahi nahi sir Main to bas mam se baat karna chahta hu(ladka thoda darte hue bolta hai)
Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra ko dekhne lagti hai
PARIDHI~Hmmm.. kaho
LADKA~aap bahut HI khoobsurat lag rahi hain mam(ladka hichkichate hue bolta hai)
Okeeey thank you.... paridhi halka muskurate hue kehti hai
Ladka~mam Kya ...aaapka...
Ladke ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Badal bol padta hai..
BADAL~Oye... Sun idhar
Ladka~yes sir
BAdal Paridhi ki taraf ishare karte hue kehta hai...
BADAL~Dekh tu jo v bolne wala hai na Ise apni behan samajh ke bolna Aur Ye jo saamne baitha hai na ye tere jijaji hain
Ladka paridhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo haste hue haaan me sir hilati hai
Jitendra~achha ye bata naam kya hai tera
Kunal sir ladka naam batate hue kehta hai
Badal~kunal sir ye kaisa naam hai
Kunal~Kunal bhardwaz naam hai mera sir
To kunal bhai sabse pehle to tum ye sir sir karna chhod do... Aur rahi baat inki to ye janmo janam tak meri hi rehne wali hai to tum kisi aur pe try karo jo tumhare age ki ho... jitendra muskurate hue kunal se kehta hai
Kunal~sorry sir mujhe nahi pata tha aap dono
Kunal ye meri jaan hain aur main jaanta hu ye bahut hi khubsoorat hain ...ye to hain hi tareefon ke layak to tumne agar thodi si kar di to kya hi galat ho gaya.... chill kar yaar jitendra paridhi ke hatho ko apne hath me lete hue kehta hai
Kunal~Thank you sir
JITENDRA~Thik hai badal tumlog maje karo hum chalte hain
Raani~arre ruko hum v aate hain
Raaju bhai likh lena ...jitendra paridhi ka hath thame chalte hue kehta hai
Raju~Theek hai jitu bhaiya
Sala kya tha ye... badal chalte hue puchta hai
Raani~pehla hi din aur college ki sabse khubsoorat ladki pe try kar raha tha
Badal~sayad kuch bada karne ki soch lekar aaya hoga
Raani~par kya dialogue maara hai jitu tune ekdam romantic... Saala romance karna koi tujhse sikhe
Paridhi aur jitendra Raani ki baat sun muskurane lagte hain
Badal~ooh hello main v hu idhar raani tum to apne sajan ki tareef karna bhul hi gayi
Raani~awww tum v achhe ho
Badal~bas achha
Raani~achha theek hai baba tum v bahut achhe ho
Badal~Main v nahi main hi hu ye to mere aage finki chai hai....
Baate karte hue teeno classroom aa jate hain...
Nice update BhaiPichle update me aapne padha vikram aur naina ek dusre ko hug karne ke baad baate kar rahe hote hain tabhi waha divya aa jati hai fir vikram divya se majaak karta hai jisse wo gussa ho jati hai fir teeno classroom aa jate hain
Ab aage--
To ab batao Kya scene hai tumhara... Naina divya se puchhti hai
DIVYA~Kya ..batane ke liye koi scene v to hona chahiye....(divya muskurate hue kehti hai)
NAINA~To matlab Sach me koi scene nahi hai
DIVYA~Aur nahi to kya
NAINA~To tum itni muskura kyu rahi ho
Hadd hai yar muskurane ki koi wajah thodi hoti hai.... Divya haste hue kehti hai
NAINA~thik hai koi nahi mat batao main kisi aur tareeke se pata kar lungi
Vikiii...Naina bade hi pyaar se vikram ki taraf dekhte hue bolti hai
Yes Naina...vikram v usi lehje me kehta hai
Kya tum apni naina ko nahi bataoge Kya chal raha hai.... naina vikram ke hath pe ungliyan ferte hue kehti hai
Divya ke aisa karne se vikram ki puri body me current flow hone lagta hai... Vikram divya ki ungli pakadte hue kehta hai
Naina kuch puchhe aur vikram na bataye Aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya.... vikram Naina ki naak touch karte hue bolta hai
NAINA~To batao na fir divya mujhse kya chhupa rahi hai
Divya Vikram ki taraf dekhte hue naa me sir hilati hai... par vikram pe to naina ka khumar tha kisi ke rokne se kya hi rookta
Hamari divya ko na pyaar ho gaya hai.... kehte hue vikram Naina ke hatho ko chum leta hai
Naina Aascharya se divya ki taraf dekhne lagti hai Jo apne dono hatho se chehre ko dhak kar baithi hui thi....Naina divya ka haath uske chehre se hatati hai
NAINA~Kab aur kaise hua ye ....
Isse pehle ki divya koi jawab deti
Silence.... Bolte hue professor shruti chatterji
Class me enter karti hain
Idhar jitendra ke classroom me teacher abhi tak nahi aaye the
Tabhi ek ladka chilla kar bolta hai.... Badal tera us din ka gyaan adhura reh gaya tha pura kar de
Badal apni jagah se uthta hai Aur board ke pass aa jata hai
Ladies and gentlemen I am going to present the most helpfull lecture of your entire semester... That is how to pass the semester
Saare log taaliyan bajane lagte hain
To pehle main ek baat clear karna chahunga Ye ladke aur ladkiyan dono ke liye hai... ladkiyon ke liye thoda easy hai par ladko ke liye v muskil nahi hai....
So here we go... first of all you will have to Create a fake account on fb and ofcourse that should be a girl's account....
uske baad Jis v subject me Tumhe lagta hai ki aap fail hone wale ho Us subject ke teacher ko Apna target bana lo.... sabse pehle apne teacher ko fake acoount se message karo ki aap unke purane student ho... jo 1-2saal pehle hi college chhod kar ja chuki hain
Uske baad aapdono ki baaten start hogi.
Fir unhe batao ki tum jab college me the to tumhe wo pasand the ... wo tumhe thank you kahenge... fir tum unhe batao ki aise wala pasand nahi waise wala pasand... Wo samajh jayenge par tumse kahenge main samjha nahi
Fir tum unhe batao ki jab tum college me thi wo tumhe hot lagte the.... Unka man fudakna start ho jayega... fir unhe tum internet se uthai hui kuch aadhi nangi photo bhejo jisme chehra na dikhe.... kuch din baad unse unki nudes maango
Aur jab we aisa karenge tab unhe batao ki tum kon ho.... Aur agar unhone tumhe semester me pass nahi kiya to tum un photos ka kya karoge
Aur fir wo tumhe wo sab denge jo tum chahoge
Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai....Abe agar subject teacher lady ho to kya karenge hum...
Agar Subject teacher koi lady ho to padhai karenge... Badal haste hue kehta hai
Tabhi class me professor sumesh patel aa jate hain
Sumesh p~what are you doing here badal
BADAL~good morning sir aap late the to socha main students ko thodi tips de dun
Sumesh p~achha aur wo kis baare me tha
How to pass semester exam sir.... ek ladka chillata hai
Sumesh p~very good aur kya bataya tumne
Badal~Maine bataya ki kaise aap sabse pehle ek target set karo ki aapka kon sa subject weak hai... fir us subject teacher se contact karo aur unse apne doubt clear karo.. fir mehnat karke us subject pe pakad banao...
Sumesh~very good... To sablog Samajh gaye kya karna hai tumhe
Yes sir saare log ek sath bolte hain
Sumesh p~Badal ka idea mujhe achha laga isiliye aaj doubt class hogi... jis jis ko jo v doubt hai Question karo
Cut to police station abhaypur
ARUN KUMAR~To mahima maine jo aadmi lagane ko kaha tha raghu ki wife ke pichhe kuch pata chala usse
MAHIMA~Kuch khaas nahi sir Ghar se bahar sirf apne bete ko bus me bithane ke liye nikalti hai aur wapas ghar le jane ke liye.... Abhi thodi der pehle hi police station aayi thi
Body collect karne ki clearance paper leke gayi hai....
Mujhe lagta hai ab apne aadmi ko wapas bula lena chahiye...
Arun kumar~no no no mahima use wahi najar rakhne ko kaho bas choukanna rahne ko kaho uski najar har wakt us aurat par rehni chahiye
Mahima~ok sir
To kal raat ki checking me kuch mila ki nahi
...Arun kumar kursi se khade hote hue puchta hai
Mahima~Kuch v nahi sir...
Tabhi police station ka telephone bajta hai
Unknown~mere pass me aapke kaam ki information hai
Mahima~kon bol raha hai
Unknown~Apna subhchintak samjho madam
Main acp sir se baat karna chahta hun
Mahima~wo abhi busy hain... aap bol kon rahe hain pehle ye bataiye
Unknown~kya madam bola to aapka subhchintak bol raha hun...ACP sir se kaho Lagbhag 200 kilo maal kal sehar aa raha hai... uski khabar dena chahta hun
Arun kumar Mahima ke hath se telephone le leta hai...
Arun kumar~Acp arun kumar baat kar raha hun kaho kya information hai
Unknown~Kal trivanam ke rashte dudh ki gaadiyon me gaanja aa raha hai sir jiski matra lagbhag 200 kilo hai
Arun kumar~achha aur ye tumhe kaise pata
Unknown~badi mehnat se pata kiya hai sir kaise pata ye mat puchiye
Arun kumar~tumhara naam kya hai
Unknown~naam me kya rakha hai sir kaam dekhiye.... aapke kaam ki baat bata raha hu
Arun kumar~Aur hum kaise maan le ki tum sach bol rahe ho
Unknown~Bas maan lijiye sir kyuki sach hi bol raha hu.... Ek baar bharosa kar ke dekhiye Niras nahi honge aap
Arun kumar~achha theek hai puri baat batao kab aa raha hai kaise aa raha hai
Unknown~Dhudh ke container me sir kal din 11 baje ke aaspas trivanam paar kar aapke sehar me ghus jayegi... un containor me aapko milega 200 kilo ganja... 40 lakh ka maal hai sir aapki to jackpot lagne wali hai
Arun kumar~naam nahi to kamsekam ye to batao ki tum bol kaha se rahe ho
Unknown~chaliye theek hai.... Abhaypur se hi bol raha hu... apne sehar ki thodi chinta hui to socha aapko khabar kar dun.... rakhta hu ab
Mahima~Sir Aise hi kisi par v hum believe nahi kar sakte ... kya pata gumraah karne ke liye call kiya ho
Arun kumar~ho sakta hai mahima par uski baaton me kuch sachhai to lag rahi hai.... jaise ki sehar me adhiktar doodh ki gaadiyan trivanam ki taraf se hi aati hai .... Aajkal humne raat me police ki checking majboot kar di hai to din me unhe jyada pareshani nahi hogi...
Mahima~to kya soch rahe hain sir aap
Arun kumar~main soch raha hoon Informer ne 11 baje kaha par agar usse pehle ya baad me Aayi to
Mahima~sir hume kal subah se hi saari gaadiyon ko checkpost par rokna chahiye Agar uski baat sach hui to hum jaroor pakad lenge taskar ko
Arun kumar~tumhari baat sahi hai mahima par hum gaadiyon ko checkpost par nahi balki usse 1 km andar check karenge
Raghuwar ji idhar aayiye jara
Yes sir raghuwar yadav acp ke pass akar bolta hai
Arun kumar~ye bataiye Agar koi gaadi trivanam ke rashte sehar ke checkpost ko paar karegi to kya use 1 km tak koi kachhi sadak milegi jaha se wo sehar me aa sakte hain
Raghuwar yadav~sehar me to kya sir wo kahi v nahi ja sakte jabtak u turn na le... kuki checkpost paar karne ke baad 2 km tak koi v dusri sadak hi nahi hai
Arun kumar~Ooh fir to hamara kaam hi ho gaya
Hum unhe checkpost paar karne denge aur fir daboch lenge...
Mahima~par agar information galat nikli to
Arun kumar~Mahima information agar galat nikli to kuch v nahi jaise hum abhi apna time waste kar rahe hain... wahi samajh lena
Par agar information sach hui... to humare hath lagega 200 kilo ganja.... Aur sath hi taskar ka link jisse hum unki or ek kadam badha sakte hain...
Rajan singh ka adda---
Maani~bhai kya acp ko aapki baaton par yakeen hua hoga
Sajjan singh~haha.. agar ek bhuke sher ko bhanak v lagi ki talab ke pass bakri paani pi rahi hai to sher ye nahi sochta ki waha sach me bakri hai v ya nahi wo waha dauda jayega kyuki use apni bhook mitani hai....Yahi haal acp ka hai use bhale hi yakeen na ho meri baaton par lekin wo kal checking karega jaroor
Maani~Bhai agar ye baat rajan bhai ko pata chali to
Sajjan~use batayega kon
Rajan~rajan bhai ko kisi v baat ka pata chalte der nahi lagti bhai.... isiliye aapko kuch sochna padega
Sajjan singh Apne dimaag par jor daalta hai to use ek tarkeeb sujhti ha
Sajjan~maani ek baat bata apna maal dealer kab bhijwa raha hai
Maani~3 din baad ki date hai bhai
Sajjan~usse kaho kal 12 baje se pehle Kusumganj ke rashte maal sehar me laaye kyuki us bich police ka sara dhyaan sanjay ke maal ko pakadne me hoga...
Maani~wo Nahi maanega bhai
To meri baat karwa usse
maani dealer ko call lagata hai
Maani~sajjan bhai baat karenge
Dealer~Kya haal hai sajjan singh ji kaise yaad kiya
Sajjan~maine Maal ko lekar call kiya hai
Dealer~aree aap chinta mat kijiye rajan bhai se bol chuka hu ki maal aaj se 2 din baad mil jaayega
Sajjan~hume maal kal hi chahiye
Dealer~Ye sambhaw nahi hai sajjan ji acp ne pichle kuch dino se bahut hi kadi security kar di hai sehar ki
Sajjan~Kal saari police 10 se 12 baje ke bich trivanam ke rashte pe hogi Uska bandobast maine kar diya hai... aap bas maal raniganj thane se kusumganj hote hue Yaha bhijwa dijiye... aisa moka baar baar nahi milta.....Maine bhaiya se baat kar li hai is baare me unki haan hai...
Dealer~Thik hai ji agar rajan bhai ready hain to jaisa aap kaho par dhyaan rakhiyega jaisa aap keh rahe hain waisa hi ho Agar kuch v gadbad hui to 50 lakh ka maal jayega
Sajjan singh~kisi v gadbad ki koi gunjais hi nahi hai... Aap befikar hokar delivery kijiye
Rakhta hun....
Cut to RMK college
Baadal~jitu chal na bahar se aate hain
Jitendra~Abe tu chutiya hai kya saala ek lecture khatm hua nahi ki tujhe cigarette ki talab ho jati hai
Badal~Abe chal na yaar fir tera naatak shuru ho gaya
Jitendra~bhai raani ko le ja na use v to ho rahi hogi talab
Badal~Nahi yaar Wo kaha fukti hai wo to bas kal mere liye fuk liya tha
Jitendra~Abe chutiye cigarette ki nahi teri talab ho rahi hogi... le ja use bahar sath ghum thoda.... use special feel kara... agar har waqt mere sath niklega na to use lagega tu value nahi kar raha uski
Badal~Thik hai puchta hun
Badal raani ko isharon me bahar chalne ko kehta hai Par raani mana kar deti hai
Badal~abe wo to mana kar rahi hai yaar
Jitendra~kya aadmi hai yaar tu... fir se bol thoda minnat bhari najron se taaki use lage tujhe uski jaroorat hai
Badal waisa hi karta hai raani badal ko chalne ka ishara kar classroom se bahar nikal jati hai
Badal~waah yaar tu kamaal hai meri jaan...
Ja raha hu canteen bill tere pe fadunga
Badal jitendra se bolkar classroom se bahar chala jata hai
Kya baat hai laila aur majnoo ko Ek sath bahar bhej diya. Ab to gaya unka agala lecture samjho... paridhi jitendra ke pass baithte hue kehti hai
Jitendra paridhi ki hatheliyon pe ungli firate hue kehta hai
Kya karoon meri humsafar to is class ke safar me mere sath hi nahi hoti... to socha dusron ki khusi me hi apni khusi dhund lu
Fir kitni khusi mili.... paridhi haste hue kehti hai
Jitendra~Kahaan yaar ulta dukh hua ki wo dono to mil rahe hain ...par aap mujhse dur baithi hui ho
Paridhi haste hue kehti hai....par abhi to main tumhare pass baithi hui hun
Jitendra~Abhi v to 7 inch ka faasla hai
Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra se pura sat jaati hai aur uske gaalon pe ek chhota sa kiss deti hai
Haaye ek hi pal me itni khusi... bolte hue jitendra paridhi ke gaalon ko chum leta hai
chalo Thoda bahar se aate hain... Paridhi jitendra ka hath pakad uthate hue kehti hai
Dono chalkar canteen me aa jate hain jahan raani aur baadal pehle se hi baithe has haskar baate kar rahe the
Paridhi~Hey love birds kya chal raha hai don't worry hum tumhe disturbe nahi karenge lage raho dono
Badal~arre nahi aao baitho na hum to bas aise hi purani baate kar rahe the
Paridhi~kamaal hai yaar abhi v purani baaten kar rahe ho Nayi girlfriend hai kuch nayi baaten karo(paridhi haste hue kehti hai)
Tabtak jitendra 4 coke lekar aata hai aur unke sath baith jata hai
YE jaam raani aur baadal ke naam
Jitendra coke uthate hue kehta hai saare log cheers karte hain aur pine lagte hain
Achha suno kya main cigarette lekar aau... jitendra serious hokar kehta hai
Raani~wo kisliye
Jitendra~badal tune isko bataya nahi hai kiya
Raani~kya nahi bataya
Jitendra~Arre isne us din apni ek wish batai thi na.... asal me iski ek nahi 2 wish hai
Sach me raani badal ko dekhte hue puchti hai
Badal~abe ye kya bol raha hai tu...
Jitendra~arre bol na yaar darta kyu hai
Badal~abe main kaha dar raha hu hogi tab na bataunga( badal haste hue kehta hai)
Jitendra~dekha raani kaise has raha hai... Ab to yakeen ho gaya hoga na ki dusri wish v hai
Raani~aree to tumhi bata do na kya hai
Yaar dekho main jaanta hu tume batane se mana kiya hai badal par yaar ab ye teri gf hai jitni jaldi ho wish pura kar le...Jitendra serious look ke sath kehta hai
Abe bhai.... badal ne itna hi bola tha ki raani bol padti hai
Raani~abe tu ghuma kyu raha hai sidha sidha bol na(raani jhallate hue kehti hai)
JITENDRA~Iski dusri wish ye thi ki jo v iski gf banegi use apne hatho se cigarette jalakar sumesh sir ko pilana hoga... sorry badal main tujhe teri wish nahi todne de sakta
Raani aisa kuch nahi hai majaak kar raha hai ye
Badal haste hue raani se kehta hai...
Raani gusse me khadi ho jaati hai
Raani~iske chehre se aisa lag to nahi raha...
Aur main aisa kuch nahi karne waali... main kisi sir ko cigarette nahi pilane jaaungi...
Tum aisa soch v kaise sakte ho badal
Paridhi Raani ka gussa aur badal ka chehra dekhkar Hasne lagti hai
Badal khada hota hai aur raani ka kandha pakad use bithane lagta hai
BADAL~Main keh raha hu na ye saala majaak kar raha hai baith jao tum... Maine ek wish ke baad hi realizd kar liya tha ki ye chutiyapa hai isiliye dusri wish kabhi maangi hi nahi
Paridhi~baith jao yaar ye sach me majaak kar raha hai
Raani baith jaati hai tabhi jitendra kehta hai
Jitendra~kya tumhe mera chehra dekhkar lag raha hai main majaak kar raha hun raani
Raani~Abe chup kar kitna harami hai tu ek baar tere jhanse me aa gyi ab nahi aaungi
Badal~ek gaali aur de sala mere maje le raha hai
JITENDRA~thik hai raani mat karo yakeen jis din bhejega na apne pyar ka wasta dekar hath me cigarette liye sumesh sir ke pass us din mat kehna ki maine tumhe nahi bataya tha...
PARIDHI~Jitu bas kar mat chhed use bachhi ki jaan lega kya
Achha theek hai ...main majak hi kar raha tha... JITENDRA muskurate hue kehta hai
RAANI~method actor hai tu tujhe to filmo me jaana chahiye
JITENDRA ~Hai na kabhi kabhi mujhe v lagta hai main tumlogo ke sath apna time waste kar raha hu mujhe to mumbai hi nikal lena chahiye
Hii Mam ...waha ek first year ka ladka aakar paridhi se kehta hai
PARIDHI ~hii
LADKA~Aaj mera college ka first day hai
BADAL~To kya tujhe welcome party du
LADKA~arre nahi nahi sir Main to bas mam se baat karna chahta hu(ladka thoda darte hue bolta hai)
Paridhi muskurate hue jitendra ko dekhne lagti hai
PARIDHI~Hmmm.. kaho
LADKA~aap bahut HI khoobsurat lag rahi hain mam(ladka hichkichate hue bolta hai)
Okeeey thank you.... paridhi halka muskurate hue kehti hai
Ladka~mam Kya ...aaapka...
Ladke ne itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Badal bol padta hai..
BADAL~Oye... Sun idhar
Ladka~yes sir
BAdal Paridhi ki taraf ishare karte hue kehta hai...
BADAL~Dekh tu jo v bolne wala hai na Ise apni behan samajh ke bolna Aur Ye jo saamne baitha hai na ye tere jijaji hain
Ladka paridhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo haste hue haaan me sir hilati hai
Jitendra~achha ye bata naam kya hai tera
Kunal sir ladka naam batate hue kehta hai
Badal~kunal sir ye kaisa naam hai
Kunal~Kunal bhardwaz naam hai mera sir
To kunal bhai sabse pehle to tum ye sir sir karna chhod do... Aur rahi baat inki to ye janmo janam tak meri hi rehne wali hai to tum kisi aur pe try karo jo tumhare age ki ho... jitendra muskurate hue kunal se kehta hai
Kunal~sorry sir mujhe nahi pata tha aap dono
Kunal ye meri jaan hain aur main jaanta hu ye bahut hi khubsoorat hain ...ye to hain hi tareefon ke layak to tumne agar thodi si kar di to kya hi galat ho gaya.... chill kar yaar jitendra paridhi ke hatho ko apne hath me lete hue kehta hai
Kunal~Thank you sir
JITENDRA~Thik hai badal tumlog maje karo hum chalte hain
Raani~arre ruko hum v aate hain
Raaju bhai likh lena ...jitendra paridhi ka hath thame chalte hue kehta hai
Raju~Theek hai jitu bhaiya
Sala kya tha ye... badal chalte hue puchta hai
Raani~pehla hi din aur college ki sabse khubsoorat ladki pe try kar raha tha
Badal~sayad kuch bada karne ki soch lekar aaya hoga
Raani~par kya dialogue maara hai jitu tune ekdam romantic... Saala romance karna koi tujhse sikhe
Paridhi aur jitendra Raani ki baat sun muskurane lagte hain
Badal~ooh hello main v hu idhar raani tum to apne sajan ki tareef karna bhul hi gayi
Raani~awww tum v achhe ho
Badal~bas achha
Raani~achha theek hai baba tum v bahut achhe ho
Badal~Main v nahi main hi hu ye to mere aage finki chai hai....
Baate karte hue teeno classroom aa jate hain...
Kon se line me hui hai ye v bata dijiye hume to nahi pata chal raha ..... ThanksNice update bro
Naam me thodi misunderstanding hui he bhai divya or naina me
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Thanks bro aa jayegiNice update Bhai
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