Welder~Kaam ho gaya sir teeno tunker ko aadhe se kaat diya hai Hatane ke liye kuch logo ki madad lagegi...
Acp kuch police waalo ko bula teeno tunker ko hatwata hai
Mahima~Ye to sach me jackpot hai sir
Arun kumar~Press bulao mahima Taaki logo ko pata chale police v kuch kaam kar rahi hai
Mahima~Wo to kab se bahar hi mandra rahe hain sir sayad unko v bhanak lag gayi hogi
Arun kumar~Toh andar bulao unko
Mahima~Yes sir
Khabar milte hi media wale turant hi andar aa jate hain
Reporters~un tunkers me kya tha sir jinhe aaplog yaha laaye hain
Arun kumar~Wo batane ki nahi dikhane ki chij hai... mere piche aayiye
Reporters~Ye to
Arun kumar~Gaanja hai wo v lagbhag 200 kilo
Reporters~Kya saare taskar gaanje ke sath hi giraftar kar liye gaye
Arun kumar~Pakde to gaye hain par sirf pyade in sab ko nachane waala koi aur hai
Reporters~To kya aise aur v waardat samne aa sakte hain
Arun kumar~Agar koi v insan is sehar me taskari karne ki jurrat karega to jaroor saamne aayenge kyuki police din raat isipar kaam kar rahi hai...
Reporter~Aur in pyadon ko nachane waala kon hai sir
Arun kumar~Ye to abhi tak pata nahi chala par hum jald hi pata laga lenge... hume lagta hai ab aaplogo ko jaroori sawalon ke jawab mil gaye hain ab aapko jaana chahiye
Reporters~ek aur sawal sir kya Aap taskaron ko koi chetawani dena chahenge
Acp~Ji nahi hamara kaam hi unke liye chetawani hai... dhanyawaad
Mahima ji chaliye jara lathh kutne ki practice ki jaaye
Haan bhai to kya irada hai muh khologe ya kuch aur khulwaaun....Arun kumar cell me ghuste hue charo se puchta hai
Arun Kumaar~Kyaa yaar Saale sablog maar khane ke baad hi kyu muh kholte hain
Achha chal apna apna naam bata
Bilal khan,Arsad aalam,Sambhu shah, saeed ansari...Charo log baari baari se Apna naam batate hain
Arun kumar~Dekha kitna aasan hai naam batana Chal aise hi ab uska naam bata jiska ye saamaan hai
Bilal~Hume nahi pata sir
Arun kumar~Arre aise kaise chalega bilal
Bilal~Sach me mujhe nahi pata sir
Arsad~Abe muh band rakh na bilal Bakbak kyu kar raha hai
Arun kumar~To tumhi bata do
Arsad~Hume hamara wakil chahiye sir mujhe mere rights pata hai... Main unke saamne hi kuch bolunga
Arun kumar danda Utha kar arsad ke maathe pe ghumane lagta hai...
Arsad~Aap mujhe maar nahi sakte sir... ye kaanunan apradh hai
Arsad ne itna kaha hi tha ki Arun kumar use kutto ki tarah pitne lagta hai... 20-22 Dande khakar arsad jameen par leta haanf raha hota hai... Arun kumar Arsad ke sar par pair rakh jutoon se dabate hue bolta hai
Arun kumar~Sun be jaankar ke chode... Hollywood filme dekhna band kar ye America nahi india hai... Yahan kaanoon likhe hue niyamo par nahi jaroorat ke hisab se chalta hai
Kisi ko bahar pata v nahi hai humne 3 logon ko pakda hai ya 4 logon ko agar tum me se kisi ko yaha Maar v du na to koi puchne tak nahi aayega
30 min ka time de raha hu tumlogo ko tabtak naam yaad kar lo warna Aaj to sunday hai court band hai Matlab kal tak tumlog lagatar pitte rahoge... Aur ho sakta hai tum me se koi ek maara v jaaye
Acp chaaro ko dhamka kar cell se bahar chala jaata hai...
Bilaal~Bhai Ye acp bada danger lagta hai Hume bas naam hi to batana hai koi v bata denge
Saeed~Abe chutiye maadarchod tujhe kya lagta hai sir ek naam jaankar ye hume pujne lagega... Ye tab tak hamari gaand maarega jabtak ise sahi thikana na mil jaaye
Shambhu~Aur agar galti se v tumhare dimag me boss ka naam batane ka idea v aa raha hai to use dimaag se nikaal fenk... Agar acp ke haatho mare to sirf hum marenge... agar muh khola to hamara pura parivaar maara jaayega
Kisi ko nahi bakshega wo
Aao sanjay upar aajao... Guddu 1st floor se aawaj dekar gaadi se niklate hue sanjay singhaniya ko upar bulata hai
Sanjay s~ Hmmm ghar to achha banaha hua hai
Reh v paate ho yaha
Guddu~Bilkul...Yahi to fark hai Tumhare yaha ki police aur mere yaha ki police me... Wo log tumhara pichha hi nahi chhodte aur yaha ki police hamara pichha hi nahi karti....
....Batao kya loge wiskey rum soda
Sanjay S~ tujhe pata hai na main yaha party karne nahi aaya
Guddu~Arre chill kar na bhay Ye pura ilaaka aapun ke ishare par chalta hai tujhe jo chahiye un sabko bulawa bhej diya hai... kuch log bahar nikal liye the unko aane me jara der ho gayi bas pahuch hi rahe honge....
Sanjay s~Whiskey
Guddu~Ye hui na baat ....ye le
Sanjay~Tu desi kyu po raha hai
Guddu~Yaar mere ko na chuski le lekar pine me maja nahi aata... Desi kaa na alag maja hai aise glass me dala.. aur ek hi baar me ... gup.. gup..gup...aaah gatak jaane ka
.. Ohh sorry cheers kiye bagair hi gatak liya
Sanjay~to ek aur bana is baar kar lete hain
Guddu~Cheers
Sanjay~Cheers
Guddu~Purane din yaad aa gaye yaar jab hum sath baith kar daaru piya karte the wo v english waali ab to english me maja hi nahi aata
Sanjay~Aur tu daaru pite pite pant me mut deta tha
Guddu~ arre wo din gaye re ab to kitni v pi lun pet hi nahi bharta
Ye le lagta hai chhokre log v aa gaye
Sanjay~chotha kaha hai
Guddu~Abe ae Bhusan kaha hai
Pata nahi bhai uska phone switch off aa raha hai.... Ek aadmi guddu se bolta hai
Guddu~Phone switch off aa raha hai sala Maine Jab baat kiya tab to on tha
.. main try karta hu...
ye to sach me off aa raha hai
Sanjay~Kya chal raha hai guddu
Guddu~Arre ek min rook na jaroor uske phone ki battery dead ho gayi hogi... saale ko bola maine sanjay milne aa raha hai jaldi se aaja fir ye late kyu kar raha hai
Sanjay~Kya bola tune usse
Guddu~Yahi ki tu milne aa raha hai...
sanjay s~Mere sath game khel raha hai
Sanjay apni gun nikal guddu ke maathe par sata deta hai Sanjay ke aisa karte hi guddu ke saare aadmi sanjay ki taraf gun taan dete hain
Chutiyon gun niche karo Aapun ka friend hai ye Baat baat pe gun nikalne ki aadat hai ise.... Guddu apne aadmiyon par chillate hue kehta hai
Guddu~Sanjay tere ko lagta hai main tere sath game khelunga agar lagta hai to der mat kar thok daal mere ko Waise v main jo hun teri badolat hun Tere haatho marna v manjoor hai
Sanjay~Tujhe kitni baar kaha hai Har aadmi par aankh band kar viswas mat kiya kar chutiye Dimaag se kaam le ..... agr koi gaddar hoga aur tu use kahega Main milne aa rah hu to wo yaha aayega kya
Guddu~Thik hai yaar hai aapun sentimental aadmi viswas kar leta hu sabpe... Lekin agar koi dhoka de de to use aisi mout deta hun ki uski aatma v sharir chhodne ke baad tadapti hai....
Sanjay gun niche kar haste hue sofe par bsith jaata hai
Sanjay s~chal kamse kam gaddar ka pata lagane ke liye khun to nahi bahana pada
.... kaha mil sakta hai wo harami...
Guddu~Main apne aadmiyon ko khabar karta hun... Agar is ilake ke kisi v kone me wo chhipa hoga to use dhund lunga
Sanjay S~Itna time nahi hai mere pass guddu .....Kitni der pehle baat hui thi teri usse..
Guddu~Yahi kuch 1 ghante pehle
Sanjay s~Fir to wo tere ilaake se kab ka nikal chuka hoga... Tu bas ye pata kar tere ilaake se nikal kar kis taraf gaya hai wo
Kuch hi der baad guudu ka aadmi call kar use khabar deta hai
Sanjay~Kaha gaya hai
Guddu~Abhaypur ki or Black colour ki car hai
Sanjay~Waah har baar ye kahawat sach hi ho jaati hai
Guddu~Kon si
Sanjay~Jab gidad ki maut aati hai to wo sahar ki taraf nikal padta hai.... Uske gaadi ka number bata ...Ur uski ek photo de
Guddu~6264...
Sanjay kisi ko call karta hai aur 6264 ka pata lagane bol guddu ke yaha se nikal padta hai
Vikram's house
Divya~Yaar har baar tu kaise First aa jati hai naina
Vikram~Kyuki ise khelna aata hai
Divya~Ghanta mujhe pata hai tu jaanboojh kar sirf mere tokens ke pichhe padta hai taaki naina jit sake
Naina~Aisa kuch nahi hai
Divya~Waah maharani jhooth to mat bolo kamse kam... jara yaad karo kitni baar tumhare tokens kaate isne
Vikram~Arre kaata to tha 1 baar
Divya~Mere 11 baar kaate hai tune....Cheaters ho tum dono
Vikram~Pyaar ke liye karna padta hai divya... wo kehte hain na pyaar aur jang me sab jaayaj hai
Divya~Kehte to ye v hain dosti pyar se badhkar hota hai
Vikram~kon kehta hai aisa....Maine to nahi suni kabhi.... Dosti to bas dosti hoti hai par pyaar to...... pyaar hota hai....
Divya~Waaaah... Kya dialogue maara hai Kuch reh gaya ho to wo v bol de jaise maan to maan hoti hai papa to papa hote hai... bhai to bhai hota hai... nahin... ye sab tujhe romantic kaise lagta hai naina .... suna tha log pyar me andhe hote hain par tujhe dekh kar lagta hai tu behri v ho gayi hai
Arre bas karoo tum dono... has has ke mera pet dard hone laga.... Naina dono ki bakwas baaton ko sunkar kab se hasi hi jaa rahi thi
Naina~Divya tu kyu itni chidh rahi hai... Ise bolne de jo v bolta hai
vikram~Arre iska wo Taal se taal milane waala mila nahi na isiliye itni chidh ho rahi hai.... jalti hai ye humdono ka pyaar dekhkar... jalkookdi
Vikram ko laga tha divya fir gussa karegi aur wo maje le sakega... Par divya to gaane aur jitendra ko yaad kar muskurane lagti hai...
Vikram~Naina mental hospital call karo bolo hamare yaha ek pagal hai use Admit karana hai
Haaye pagal to main ho chuki hu yaar par uske pyar me....jab main uske gale se lagi usne mere maathe par haath fera main to usi wakt pagal ho gayi thi...Divya bed par lette hue bolti hai
Vikram aur naina ki aankhe aashcharya se chodi ho jaati hai
Naina~Kaha mila wo tujhe
Vikram~Aur tu mili kab
Divya~Tez hawayen chal rahi thi... andhera pasra hua tha... Ekdam intense maahol tha.... tabhi wakt tham sa gaya jab usne meri aankho me dekha
Aur apna hath meri taraf badhaya Jaise hi main uske gale se lagi... Jo wakt tham sa gaya tha achanak hi usne tez raftaar pakad li main manati rahi ki wakt yahi tham jaaye aur main sada hi uske gale se lagi rahun... Par kambakht wakt ne meri suni hi nahi...
Naina~Par ye sab hua kab
Divya~Kal shaam hi pahadi par
Naina~Arre lekin pahadi par to koi v nahi tha
Vikram~Ek sec... Tum pahad par thi tez hawayen chal rahi thi intense maahol tha tum uske gale se lagi..... Kya tum jitu bhaiya ki baat kar rahi ho
you are so smart vikram.... Divya vikram ke gaalon ko chhute hue bolti hai
Naina aur vikram dono hi apna hath sar pe de maarte hain...
Divya~Kya hua tumdono aise kyu react kar rahe ho.... Jalo mat naina tumhara waala bahut ameer hai usime khus raho
...
Naina aur vikram ek dusre se isharo me kuch samajhne ki kosis kar rahe the par divya ko koi jawab nahi de raha tha
Divya dono ko kuch na bolta dekh rone ki acring karte hue bolti hai...Kuch to bolo yaar Kya chal raha hai tumdono ke dimaag me... Suspence me hi mujhe maarne ka irada hai kya.....
Naina~Arre kuch nahi hum bas kosis kar rahe the samajhne ki Tumdono ki jodi kaisi lagegi
Divya~Aur kya samjh aaya tumdono ko
Yahi ki.... Tum dono sath me no1 jodi lagogi college ki....Vikram najre churate hue divya se bolta hai
Naina isharo me vikram ko divya ko batane ke liye kehti hai..
Divya~Tum ise kya ishare kar rahi ho naina
Vikram~divya tumne ek movie dekhi hai jisme love triangle ban jaata hai aur usme jab ladki ko pata chalta hai ki wo jisse pyaar karti hai wo kisi aur se pyaar karta hai.. to wo khudkusi karne ki kosis karti hai...
divya~hey bhagwan Aisa nahi ho sakta...Kya wo kisi aur se pyaar karta hai
Vikram~Arre... na..nahi pagal... us film me ek side actor v tha uski aankhe aise hi idhar udhar hoti thi jaise abhi naina ki ho rahi thi... ye ishare nahi kar rahi thi.... aur bhala jitu bhaiya ki..kisi.. aur se kaa.kya hi pyar karneg unke pass time hi kaha hoga
Love t.t...triangle ka to koi sawal hi nahi uthta
Divya~Tum hakla kyu rahe ho
Vikram~Arre khushi me ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi main haklaane lagta hu ... tumne abhi kaha na wo jitu bhaiya hi hai jisse tum pyaar karti ho to m...mmm.meri khusi had se jyada badh gayi hai...
Divya isi baat pe chai party ho jaaye
Divya~Mangwao na mere liye cofee mangwana
Vikram~Mere ghar me chai banae ke liye koi naukar nahi hai khud hi banana padta hai
Naina~Tumdono baate karo main lekar aati hun
Nahi naina tum rehne do Divya le Aayegi waise v Ye divya ki taraf se party hogi...vikram naina ko baithne ka ishara karte hue kehta hai
Divya~Achha theek hai main lekar aati hun par aunty ki help lungi... main nahi jaanti kon sa saaman kaha rakha hai....
Vikram~Haan haan ... jaldi jaao
jaise hi divya room se thoda dur hoti hai vikram naina ko pass aane bolta hai..
Naina~Use bata dena chahiye tha sab vikram
Vikram~arre kya bata dena chahiye tha... ye taal se taal milane ke sapne dekhti hai agar ek hi pal me tut gaya to hame nahi pata iska reaction kya hoga... Main to bed pe pada hua hu tum apne ghar chali jaaogi ye ghar me akeli rehti hai iske papa kab aate hai duty se pata nahi ise dekhne waala koi nahi hoga
Naina~Agar kal ye college me jitendra singh se mili to kya karenge
Vikram~Dekho tum bas ise mere college join karne tak kisi tarah jitu bhaiya se dur rakhna
Jab main theek ho jaunga tab hum sochenge kuch.... bas tabtak please tum ise kuch mat batana
Naina~Aur agar kisi tarah pata chal gaya ise to
Vikram~Subh subh bolo jaanu warna meri jaan chali jaayegi... Main prarthna karunga ise pata na chale aur tum v prartna karna ye jitu bhaiya se na mile aur mile to mile apne pyaar ka ijhaar na kare...
Kya na kare.... divya room me coffe mug liye ghusti hai
Vikram~arre hum apni baat kar rahe the
Laao meri chai do
divya~Sorry no chai... chai banne me jyada wakt lagta to main cofee hi le aayi sabke liye
Ye lo..
Vikram~Thanks
Naina~Thank you
Naina~Main cofee khatm kar ghar niklungi maami ka kai baar call aa chuka hai
Divya~rook na yaar thodi der baad chalna main v chalungi
Naina~meri jaan tera ghar to pass hi hai tu andhere me v chali jaayegi mera bahut door hai... waise v kal se hi main ghar nahi gayi hu wolog pareshan ho rahe hain
Divya~Hmmm... kal se hi tu yaha hai...
Naina~Nahin... maine to subah kaha
Divya~Jhooth mat bol tune kal bola
Naina~Nahi baba maine subah hi bola
Divya~Kha vikram ki kasam
Tabhi naina ka call bajta hai
Naina~Haan maami aa rahi hu bas thodi der me pahuch jaaungi nikal hi rahi hu
Naina uthkar vikram ke gaal pe kiss karti hai aur dono ko bye bol bahar chal deti hai
Divya~Waah tumdono to gulchharre uda rahe ho
Mujhe bataya tak nahi ki wo yahi rooki thi raat ko... bhul gaye maine kitni madad ki thi tumdono ki..
vikram~Yaar usne itni jid macha di thi ki main rok hi nahi paaya aur kya gulchharre kal tu v to sine se lag kar sukoon ki saanse le rahi thi thodi si maine v le li to kya gunaah kar diya
Divya~Achha theek hai yaar bhadak kyu rahe ho... Meri to nind hi chhin gayi hai aur tum to raat me aaram ki nind soye hoge nahi
vikram~Haan itni aaramdayak ki hilne dulne par stiches faadkar bahar aane ko ho jaate the.
... Par naia baahon me thi to dard ka ehsaas thoda kam tha..
Divya~Haaye kitna pyara scene hoga na
Vikram~Bahut hi pyara... Achha tum kal se college ja rahi ho kya
Divya~Hmmm... monday hai to jaana hi hoga
Vikram~Yaar main akele ghar me kaise rahunga tum aa jaana na yahi jab main theek ho jaaunga tab sath chalenge college
Divya~Hmmm... Aaungi par college ke baad Classes attend nahi karungi to tumhe kon bataayega kya kya padhai hui
Abhaypur police station----
Arun kumar~Kya ho gaya bhai kuch bola ki nahi
Raghuwar~Sir 1 ghante se nonstop pit rahe hain par muh nahi khol rahe saale.
. Ek ka to moot v nikal gaya fir v Chuppi saadhe hain
Arun kumar~Koi baat nahi abhi to puri raat padi hai kabhi na kabhi to bolenge hi
Raghuwar~Sir raat bhar maarenge to mar jaayenge saale
Arun kumar~To marne dijiye kon se achhe log hain inki jagag kisi aur ko daal denge
bilal~Sir hame sach me kuch nahi pata sir.. Aur mat maariye hame
Arun kumar~Kuch nahi pata... bhosdike ... maal ke aage aage auto lekar chal raha tha aur tujhe kuch nahi pata.... hume chutiya samajh rakha hai kya
.... dose dilwaate rahiyega raghuwar ji... rookni nahi chahiye...
Sanjay singhaniya apne adde pe baitha hua gaadi ki khabar lene ke liye pure sehar me call ghuma chuka tha sanjay abhi phone utha kisi ko call karne hi waala tha ki uske cell par kisi ka call aata hai
Sanjay s~ hmmm..
unknown~bhai gajraj bol raha hun
sanjay~Khabar bata
gajraaj~gaadi aapke purane aadmi RAGHU ke ghar ke bahar khadi hai bhai
Sanjay~Raghu ke ghar ke bahar
gajraaj~ ji bhai... yaha ek police ka v aadmi hai jo iske ghar par 2-3 dino se najar rakhe hue hai
Sanjay s~Najar rakhe hue hai iska matlab jaroor ye acp ke dimaahg ka hi upaj hoga
TO BE CONTINUED
