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Update 41
Jaise he piche se awaj ayi..Natu kaakaa…..
Vo hadbadte hue piche mude…..Unka tana hua lund …ab dar ki vajah se murjha gaya thaa…
Vo jaise he piche mude ….. Unke samne khada tha….Baghaaa…..
Natu kaka :- ohh my dear bhateze…tune toh aaj meri jaan he nhikal dii thi….Mujhe laga
Sethji aa gaye hain..
Bagha :- natu kaka ye aap godown mein kya kar rhe ho….Aur usne natu kaka ke lund pe
Apni ungli se ishara karte hue khaa..
Natu kaka apna lund andar karna he bhul gayee thee…bagha ke ishare ko samjhte huee….Fatafat unhone apna lund andar kar liyaa….
Bagha :- natu kaka ye sab kya hai…dukan pe ye sab..Koi dekh leta toh…ghar pe time milta toh hai…
Natu kaka :- bagha boy…..Aaj kal ghar pe mein nhi kar paa rha ….Aur aaj kisi ki yaad aa gyi
Toh mein apne aap ko nhi rok paya….Tujhe toh pata hai na..Mujhse control karna thoda
Mushkil hota hai….
Bagha :- vo mein janta hun ….. Ki apse control nhi hota..Lekin fir bhi yahn agar koi dekh
Leta toh gadbad ho jati..
Natu kaka :- lekin tu aya na…sethji toh nhi ayee na toh firr..
Bagha :- sethji aa chuke hain…aur vo mujhse pehle godown janne ke liye nikal gayee thee….
Natu kaka :- kyaa……kahin tujhse pehle unhone mujhe aise ddekh toh nhi liya…ohh my
God…ye toh gadbad ho gyii…
Bagha :- aap tension mat lijeye…unhone nhi dekha hai…
Natu kaka :- tell me in clear way my boy…
Bagha :- ok natu kaka…..
Vo hua yun tha ki mein mobile thek kar rha tha…toh sethji ne bola ki mein he chala jata hun godown mein apko bulane…..Aur vo dukan se bahr nikal gyee…
Mene apna kam khatam kiya…aur socha chalo thodi der bahr he khada hota hun….Jab
Bahr aya toh dekha…ki sethji vahin dukan ke bahr khade the aur vo dhamji set hain na unse baat kr rhe the…mein tabhi sethji ke pass gaya aur unse pucha…
Sethji aap nhi gaya natu kaka ko bulane..
Jethalal :- tujhe nhi dikh rha hai bhai…mein yahn baat kar rha hun…tu jaa aur bula ke laa…
Aur fir mein aa gyaa…aur dekha ki aap yahn ye sab kar rhe hain..
Natu kaka :- thank god…..Bach gayee aaj toh…
Bagha :- han natu kaka aap aaj toh bach gye…lekin har bar nhi bachoge…isliye aaj se ghar pe he kariyega yahn nhi…
Natu kaka :- han bikul…next time..I do in home only…
Bagha :- vaise natu kaka….Mein jab andar aya toh apne uss aurat ka naam liya..Lekin mujhe
Kuch dhang se smjh nhi aya….Bataiyee naaa……
Natu kaka :- kisi ko batayega nhi naa my boy….
Bagha :- bilkul nhii…
Natu kaka :- vo hai na apni padmini bhojanalye ki malkin …padmini …. Usko soch ke…
Bagha :- hahahahah….Ohhhh kya baat hai natu kaka….Vaise vo hai bhi bht mast…..Shadi bhi
Nhi hui hai uski…mast choot hogi uskii…
Natu kaka :- dekh bagha…ab dubara garam mat kr…nhi toh gadbad ho jayegii…chal fatafat dukan chlte hain…sethji intezar kr rhe hongee…..
Aur dono dukan ki taraf chal dete hain…..
Udhar society mein….!!
Daya :- bapuji mein jara hathi bhai ke ghar jaa rhi hun…
Bapuji :- kya hua bhau …tabiyat kharab hai kya terii…
Isse pehle daya kuch bol pati…phone baj jata hai…aur bapuji phone uthate hain…
Bapuji :--
Helooo…!!!
Han nanji boll…
Acha…
Han han bilkul…
Bas adhe ghnte mein …milta hun…
Park mein..
Thek hai….
Han bhai .. Sab rakh lunga…
Chal thek hai…!!!!
Phone cinversation khatm ho jati hai…
Daya :- kya hua bapuji….
Bapuji :- vo mein apne young old group ke sath ******* ke darshan ke liye jaa rha hun…toh 5 din ke baad aunga…..
Daya :- aree wah bapuji…ache se darshan kijeyega…
Bapuji :- mein jethiya ko bata deta hunn..
Daya :- bapuji apko der ho rhi hogi…aap jayee mein bta dungi…acha toh bapuji mein jaun hathi bhai ke ghar pe..
Bapuji :- are han teri tabiyat khrab ho gyi hai kya bahu..
Daya :- nhi bapuji…..Vo aaj sarii ladies log vahn mil rhe hain…toh isliyee…
Bapuji :- acha acha…han han jaa bahu..
Daya :- bapuji apko koi saman ki jarurat toh nhi hai naa…
Bapuji :- nhi bahu tu jaa aram se mera sara sman nikla he hua hai….
Daya :- thek hai bapuji….********
Bapuji :- ********* bahu….!!!!
Aur daya hathi ke ghar ki taarf nikal padti hai…..!!!!!
To be continued………………………..
Update 42
Daya sidiyun se utar ke dr. Hathi ke apartment ki taraf janne laggi…safi aurtein uske ghar ke bahr he khadi thi aur apas mein baat chit kar rhi thi….
Sabhi daya ko dekh ke…bol padee..
Daya bhabhi khan rhe gye the aap..
Daya :- sorry….Vo kya hai na bapuji apne group ke sath jaa rhe hain toh isliye thodi der ho
Gyii .. Sorryy..
Anjali :- koi baat nhi daya bhabhi..Ab chalein andar…
Idhar dr hathi ke ghar ke andar ka mahul 10 min pehle kuch aisa tha…
Aaj dr hathi ka lund apne pure ufan pe tha….Uska lund aaj puri tarah khada tha…kam se
Kam 10 inch aur 6 inch mota tha…
Lekin apne bhari sharir ke karan sirf 6 inch he andar jaa sakta tha….Lekin 6 * 6 ka lund
Bahut hota hai….
Komal ko jab pata chal ki unka aaj pura khada hai..Toh vo pagal ho gyii..
Komal :- hans aaj toh kamal ho gaya…ab yhi soch ke mein bht garam ho chuki hun…ab fatafat meri iss choot ki pyas bhuja do..
Dr hathi :- kyun nhi komal…
Aur apni pent ko utar deta hai…
Komal apne sarre kapde utar deti hai…vo puri nangi ho jati hai…
Uska nanga sharir aisa lag rha tha…jaise kisi ne uske aage…2 bade bade size ke tarbooz laga diye hon..Itne bade chuche hain uskee…aur piche ka itna bada tha ki usme ek bacha sama jaye….Lol…
Vo fatafat bina lund ko choose sidhe jaake dhadam se uske lund pe baith gyi…jisse komal ke muh se halki se ahhh nikli…….Aur dr hathi ke muh se bhi halki si ahh nikli….
Doston ek he bar mein itna mota lund komal apne andar le chuki thi….Hairan kyun hai…
Komal ki choot ka size bhi toh itna bada tha…tabhi toh ek hathi ka lund lee paa rhi hai…
Vo itne din ki pyasi thi…ki vo dhaka dhak uchal rhi thi…..Kursi puri tarah hil rhi thi….Jab do
Do itne mote log ek he kursi par honge toh sochie ki kursi ka kya hoga…
Komal ab upar nichr ho rhi thi…uske chuche buri tarah hil rhe the…dr hathi ne fir apna muh uske chuchon pe gussa diya…aur apne muh se maslne lagge..
Komal :- ahhhhhhh…ohhh…uiiiii…ahoo….Maza aa gaya hans….Aahhh…bht dino ke baad aisa
Sukun mil rha hai…ahhhh…
De hathi :- komal mein bas jhadne vala hun….Aur tez hilo..Ahhh..Mazaa aa rha haiiiiii….
Komal :- mein bhi hans pas jhadne vali hun….
Aur vo aur tezi se lund pe uchlne lagti hai….
Ab 10 min ke baad…sari aurtein..Andar anne ko hoti hain…
Baat chit karte huee…vo log andar atte hain….
Madhvi :- komal bhabhi…komal bhabhii…
Aur vo log jaake living room mein pahnch jate hain…tabhi….
Tabhi…unko ek baht tez…dhadammmmm ki awaj ati hai…sabhi log ghabra jate hain….
Ye awaj clinic se ayi hoti hai…
Vo sarre uss taraf bhagte hain…
Aur clinic ke andar pahuch jate hain..
Aur andar ka haal dekhte hee…ek sath…chikh padte hain…komal bhabhi….Ye sab
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa………
To be conitnued………………..
Update 43
Sabhi ladies hathi ke clinic mein aake cahunk jati hai…
Sabhi ke hath unke muh par chale jate hain….Kuch min tak sanata sa chaa jata hai…
Komal sabhi ladies ko ek tak dekh rhi thi…aur sabhi ladies komal ko ek tak dekhe jaa rhi thii….
Tabhi anjali ne chuppi thodi..
Anjali :- yee kya komal bhabhi….Aap thek toh ho naa..
Daya :- han…aapko kahin lagi toh nhi..Aur ye sab…
Madhvi :- han komal bhabhi…laggi nhi na apko…..Aur ye awaj kaisi thii..
Komal :- oh my god…aap log yahn … ek kaam kijeye aap log bahr baithye … mein abhi kapde pehen ke atti hun…
Sabhi ladies bahr chali jati hai…
Daya :- hanste huee…..Andar dekh komal babhi ko…
Roshan :- han ree bava….Dekho toh komal babhi ko..Aur vo bhi hansne lagti hai…
Anjali :- aap log aise kyun hans rhe hain….Thek hai…komal bhabhi bhi toh aurat hai…
Madhvi :- hanste hue….Han vo thek hai anjali bhabhi…lekin apne dekha nhi andar ka
Nazara….
Aur sabhi zor zor se hansne lagte hain….Tabhi..
Tabhi komal vahn living room mein aa jati hai….Vo apna sar niche kar ke aa rhi thii..
Daya :- kya hua komal babhi…
Sabhi ladies usse chedne lagti hai…
Koaml pareshan hokar..
Komal :- ohhh common….. Aap log toh aise bol rhe hain..Jaise apne kuch bhoot sa dekh liya
Hoo….Aaj itne dino ke baad hans mood mein aye the…toh rha nhi gaya…
Daya :- ohoo…kya baat hai komal bahbi … aaj toh apke maze aa gayee…
Koaml :- ohh daya bhabhi aap bhi na…..
Madhvi :- lekin komal bhabhi….Vo nazara jo humne dekha vo kaise huaa….Aur vo awajj…
Komal :- aap sabko janna hai ki kaise huaa…
Sabhi ek sath bolte hain…han..
Komal :- thek hai..
Vo kya hua tha…ki hum log ek he kursi par the….Aur…
Vo shrma rhi thi batane mein…lekin fir bhi dhere dhere bata rhi thii…
Ek kursi par the…vajan bht jda ho gaya tha..Lekin uss waqt dhyan nhi diya…aur mein…aur mein…kuch jada tez uchlne laggi…jiski vajah se kursi tut gyi aur hum dono niche gir gye…aur aap logon ko vo awaj sunai de gyii..
Madhvi :- aur uss awaj se hume bhi pata chal gya … ki andar kya karya chal rha haii… aur sab hasne lagte hain..
Anjali :- acha ye sab chodo ab….Chlo kam ki batein kar lete hain…
Komal :- han anjali bhabhi aap thek bol rhe ho….
Vo baat ko badlna cahti thii…
Sabhi samaj gye…aur ab kuch nhi bole…aur vahn sofe pe baith ke baat krne lagge…
Daya :- vaise baht din ho gye…hum logon ne shopping nhi ki hai..
Anjali :- han bilkul sahi bol rhe ho daya bhabhi aap….Mujhe toh baht sara saman kharid ke
Lana haii…
Madhvi :- han mujhe bhi kuch jaruri saman khridna hai…
Roshan :- han bava…mujhe bhi ghar ka kuch saman lena hai…
Anjali :- toh thek hai fir kal chalte hain…sab …ek sath…
Daya :- han bilkul…kl thek rhega..Bapuji bhi ghar pe nhi hai..Toh jaldi kam nipat jayega ghar kaa…
Madhvi :- toh thek hai 12 baje chlte hain….Komal babhi kya hua aap kyun chup…aree bhul
Jayee….Hum logon se kya sharmana…
Sabhi bolte hain han komal bhabhi…ab aap thek ho jayieee…
Ab komal kuch normal hoti hai..
Komal :- thank you…mein toh baht dar rhi thi..
Anjali :- usme kya hai…ap pareshan mat hoiyee… acha toh kal chal rhe hain naa.
Komal :- vo actually mein kal nhi chal skti…
Sabhi ek sath….Kyun???
Udhar jethalal ki dukan par…
Jethalal :- aee natu kaka vo…. 21 inch ke lcd ke kitne piece bache hain…godown mein..
Natu kaka :- jiii 30 hai sethji..
Jethalal :- acha…aur vo bagha aya ki nhi..Check leke abhi takk…
Udhar se awaj ati huii…..Aa gaya sethjiii…bagha dukan ke andar enter hote hueee…..
Jethalal :- badi der lga dii bhai…aur han ..Check mil gaya..
Bagha :- aapko toh pta hai na sethji…vo seth kitna time lagte hain….3 ghnta magaj mari ki
Tab jaake ke check diya unhone…
Jethalal :- chal de toh diya na…laa dee…
Aur jethalal bagha se check le leta haiii…..
Tabhi vahn se ek police vala dukan ke andar ghusta hai….
Police wala :- yahn ka seth kun hai..
Jethalal :- jii mein hun seth…..Boliye kya baat hai inspector sahab ..Kya hua…
Inspector :- dekhiye…hum yahn ek terrorist group ko dhund rhe hain…
Jethalal :- toh yah kya apko terrrorstt dikh rhe hain…hum sab.
Inspector :- dekhiye hamara ye matlb nhi tha….Humara matlab ye hai…ye kuch log yahn
Ghum rhe hain…jinpe hume terriorist hone ka shaq hai….Aur unme se ek apki dukan ke aas
Pas dekha gaya haii…..
Jethalal :- dekhiye ab hume kaise pata ki kun terrroisrit hai..Ya kun nhi..
Inspector :- dkhiye apko ulte jawab dene ki adat hai….
Vo inpector kadak awaj mein bolta hai..
Iss bar jethalal ki halat patli ho jati hai…aur vo ghabrta hua bolta haii..
Jethalal :- nahi…hahaah…vo mera matlab aisa tha ki…ab hume agar kisi pe shaq hua toh apko jarur bata dengee…
Inspector :- thek hai…dhyan rakiyega..Vo koi bhi ho sakta hai…..Ek admi ya ek aurat..Ya fir ek
Bacha…koi bhi..
Jethalal :- ohkk..Bilkul dhyan rhenge…thank uu
Aur vo inspector chala jata hai..
Jethalal :- hashhhh….
Bagha uski taraf dekh rha hota haii..
Jethalal :- kya hai bhai…ja jake kam kar..
Bagha :- kya kam karun..
Jethalal :- gusse mein…ja vahn jaake kahda ho jaa…
Raat ke 9:30 bajee….
Hahahahahah….Han ye sahi hai…hahah…acha tha mehta sahab..
Ji han sabhi gents abdul ki dukan pe soda pii rhe thee….
Tabhi piche se jethalal ata hai…
Jethalal :- aur mehta sahab kya hua..Kyun sab hans rhe hainn…
Tarak :- aree jethalal aaj tum late ho gye kafi…aur yar bas aise he vo joke sunaya tha…toh hans rhe thee….
Jethalal :- aree vo kya hua mehta sahab aaj dukan mein police ayi thi…
Bass itna he bolta hai..Ki har bar ki tarah iyer bhai chup rhe bina nhi mante..
Iyer :- kyun jethalal ….. Kya gadbad kar di tumne..
Jethalal :- iyer bhai aap scienist hain na..
Iyer :- han toh..
Jethalal :- toh ek kam karo..Ek rocket bano..Aur usme baith ke udh jaoo…
Sabhi jethalal ki baat sun ke hansne lagte hain…
Iyer gusse mein jethalal..
Jetahalal :- kya jethalal :- kuch pata hai nhii….Fir bich mein kyun bole rhe hain aap…sahnti
Rakhiyee..
Tarak :- ohoo..Iyer tum bhi na…shant rhe…jethalal ko bolne toh doo..
Iyer :- sorry mehta sahab..
Jethalal :- ye iyer bhai bhi na huh…
Han toh hua kya mehta shab….
Aur dukan pe inspector vali sari baat bata dii..
Tarak :- ohhh…ye toh bht gambhir samsya hai…jethalal dhyan rkhna bhai..
Popatlal :- acha….Iske barre mein ek article likhunga…mein in terrorist ke khilaf ek
Jabardast article likhunga…..Mein duniya hila dunga…!!
Sodhi :- aree mujhe toh ye log mil jayein..Toh mein inko mar mar ke…inka kachumar nikal dun..
Bhide :- sahi baat hai….Magar jethalal dhyan rakhna bhai…ye log kahin bhi bomb rakh dete
Hain…
Jethalal :- aee bhai kya bol rha hai tu….
Tarak :- ofooo bhide .. Kaisi baat kr rhe ho…dekho jethalal aisa kuch nhi hoga…tum tension mat loo…acha ye chodo….
Party ki baat krte hain..Thoda mood bhi thek ho jayegaa….
Jethalal :- han mehta sahab …apne thek kaha….Ttoh bahiyun…sab taiyar hai naa….Party ke
Liyee…
Sabhi ek sath bolte hain…han…but ek insan naa bol deta hai…..!!!!!!!
To be continued………………..
Update 44
Jethalal ne sabko party mein jane ke liye bola….Tabhi kisi ne vahn na kaha..
Popatalal :- kyun…hathi bhai…
Tarak :- hathi bhai aap party mein janne ke liye mana kar rhe hoo….Mere kan toh thek hain
Naa..
Dr hathi :- han mehta sahab …aap ne bilkul thek sunaa…
Bhide :- lekin kyun??
Dr hathi :- bhide master….Vo mujhe aur komal dono ko kal …. Hospital mere bhai ke pass
Jana hai…gaon mein…unke bete ki tabiyat thodi kharab hai …..
Jethalal :- ohhoo….Hath bhai…hum apko baht miss karenge…
Han ye baat toh hai…sabhi bol padte hain..
Jethalal :- mehta sahab ek aur musibat hai….
Tarak :- kya..
Jethalal :- bapuji…..
Sab bapuji sun ke tension mein aa jate hain….
Jethalal :- hum apni biwiyun ko toh bevkoof bana denge..Lekin mein bapuji ke samne jhooth nhi bol pata…
Tarak :- ye baat toh thek hai tumhari…ek kam karte hain…sab aaj raat sochte hain ki kya bahana marna hai….Fir dekhte hain…kya karna hai…thek hai doston..
Bhide :- han mehta sahab .. Ap thek bol rhe hain…kuch toh sochna padega….Chlo fir chlte
Hain…aur sochte hain..
Fir sab abdul ko gud nyt bol ke nikal jate hain…
Jethalal ghar pahuchte hue…..Apne living room mein enter krta hai….Aur usse daya dikhai
Deti hai…jo ki dinning table pe kuch kr rhi thi..Isliye vo jethalal ko nhi dekh sakti…
Jethalal daya ko piche se uski gand ko dekh ke garam ho jata hai…aur daudta huaa…piche se jaake usse chipak jata hai…aur dabch leta hai…
Daya dar jati hai..
Daya :- uiii maaaa….Tappu ke papa ye aap kya kar rhe hain..
Jethalal :- apni biwi se pyar…
Aur usse ….Apni taraf sidha kar leta hai…
Daya :- tappu ke papa aap bhi na…khana kha lijeye…pehle…fir kamre mein aram se kar lenege…koi aa jayegaa..
Jethalal :- arree bapuji aur tappu ke alawa kun ayega…ar vaise bhi aaj late ho gaya toh vo dono soh he gye honge…
Jethalal bolte bolte daya ke chuchon ke upar ghuma rha tha…daya madhoshi mein jane lagi thi…
Lekin vo hosh mein ati hui…tappu ke papa mujhe kuch batana hai…
Jethalal :- han pata hai bhai..
Daya :- acha apko kaise pata chal..Mene toh apko bataya nhi..
Jethalal :- aree abhi abdul ki dukan pe pata chala…
Daya :- heein….Magar mene toh abdul bhai ko nhi bataya…ohh..Acha vo sabhi ladies ko
Mene bataya tha …shayad unse pata chal gaya hoga..
Jethalal :- tune kisse kaha….Aur ter kehne se thodi dr hathi aur komal bhabhi gaon
Jayengee…
Daya :- ohhh acha toh inn dono ki batein kar rhe the….Lekin mein toh kuch aur bata rhi
Thii..
Jethalal :- baad mein bataiyo…
Aur ab jethalal apna muh daya ki chuhciyun pe rakh deta hai…aur usme apna muh ragdne lagta hai…
Daya :- uii maaa….Ahhhhh….Mat kijeye na abhiii….Ufff…..Areee meri baat baht jaruri hai..
Jethalal apna muh hatate huee….Acha fir bata..
Daya :- baat ye hai…ki…..Bapuji..Ghar ….Pee…..Nhi…..Hai…..Vo apne young old group ke sath
**** ke liye gayee hain…
Daya ki baat sun ke jethalal baht he jada kush ho jata hai….Aur daya ko chod deta hai…..
Daya chaunk jati hai..Ki tappu ke papa ne usse chod kaise diyaa…
Daya :- kya hua tappu ke papa apne mujhe kyun chod diyaa..
Jethalal:- gharbrta huaa…nhi vo kya hai..Bapuji nhi hai…toh tu khana laga fir raat mein mast maza karenge…mazaa ayegaa..
Daya sharmate huee…acha thek hai..Meinn khana lagati hun..
Jethalal daya ki janne ka intezar karta hai…aur jaise he daya chali jati hai…vo mehta sahab ko phone karta hai…
Jethalal :- mehta sahab ek good news hai…
Tarak :- kya jethalal…
Jethalal :- mehta sahab….Bapuji 2 ya 3 dino ke liye bahr gaon gyeee….Ab koi tension nhi
Hai…
Tarak :- areee wahh jethalal tumne toh baht badi kushkhabri de dii…mein abhi sabko bata deta hun ohkk….
Jethalal :- ohkk mehta sahab…byee…
Aur phone cut kar deta hai..
Aur fir bolta hai..
Ab toh party ka mazaaa ayega…bas ab daya ko koi kahani banani hai…pehle aaj usse itna kush kar deta hun…ki kal vo koi sawal he naa puchee…!!!!!
To be continued………………..
Update 45
Lekin jaise he jethalal kamare mein pahucha dekho toh daya sone ki tayari kar rhi thii…
Jethalal :- thoda pareshan hote huee…daya tu soh kyun rhi hai..
Daya :- bholi bante huee…kyun kya hua..Kuch kam hai apko..
Jethalal :- lucchi aise bol rhi hai..Jaise tujhe pata nhi ho ki mein kya cahta hun..
Daya :- sharmate huee…tappu ke papa aaj nhi kar skte kyun ki mujhe kal shopping pe jana haii…toh jaldi sona hai..
Jethalal :- ofoo daya …kitna man tha mera aajj..
Jethalal ke man mein ye chal rha tha ki kahin ..Kl kisi ko pata na chal jayee..Ki hum party mein jaa rhe hain..
Daya :- sorry tappu ke papa….
Aur fir daya lait jati hai..
Jethalal kuch sochne lagta haii…aur tabhi puchta hai..
Jethalal :- acha daya vaise tu kitne baje jayegii….Aur kitne baje tak vapis ayegii..
Daya :- kyun aap aisa kyun puch rhe hain…
Jethalal chalte chalte ..Palang ke paas aake bolta hai…tu bata na bhai..
Daya :- acha…hum sab sari ladies kal 12 baje compund mein milenge…aur sham ko 5 baje tak aa jayenge..
Jethalal :- isse jada toh late nhi hoga naa…
Daya :- nhi isse jada nhi hoga..Vaise aap kyun puch rhe hain..
Jethalal :- tere liye surprise hai isliyee…
Daya :- surprise…acha..Tappu ke papa bataiye naa…
Jethalal :- aree dobi agar abhi bata dunga toh surprise kaisi..
Daya :- ofoo..Tappu ke papa…mujhe toh neend he nhi ayegii ab..
Jethalal uske mathe ko sehlta hua bolta hai…soh jaa dyaa…soh jaaa…
Aur thodi der mein daya kharate marne lagti hai..
Jethalal :- bolo zara…abhi bol rhi thi…ki neend nhi aa rhi hai..Aur soh bhi gyii…..
Chlo kal ka surprise …mein kal subh mehta sahab ko bata dunga….Hmm….Maza ayegaa….!!!!
Agli subh…..Good morning…gokuldham…!!!!
Iyer ke khar pee…
Iyer sofe pe baith ke soch rha tha ki aaj party ke liye kya jhooth bola jayee babita se..Jisse usko kuch shaq na hoo….
Lekin usko kuch suj nhi rha hota hai..
Tabhi vahn se babita coffe leke ati hai..Aur iyer ko deti hai…lekin iyer toh khayalon ki duniya mein tha…
Babita :- iyer…iyer…iyer…
3 bar bulane ke baad vo hosh mein ata hai…
Iyer :- han ..Kya hua..
Babita :- iyer kahn kho gye thee…kya hua..
Iyer :- ghabrta hua…kuch nhi bas vo lab ke kuch kam ke barre mein soch rha tha…
Vahi haal udhar bhide bhai sahab ka bhi thaa…
Vo bhi soch mein dube pade the ki kya karun…kya idea sochun…ek shikshaq ke liye kitna mushkil hai jhooth bolna…kya karun…..Kuch samaj nhi aa rha..
Udhar se madhvi chai leke ati hai..
Madhvi :- ahoo…chai…
Bhide nhi sunta…
Madhvi :- ahooo..Kahan kho gyee..
Bhide :- hosh mein ata huaa…han kuch nhi madhvi bass…aise he iss sal ke budget ke barre mein soch rha thaa…
Madhvi :- ohoo..Aap bhi na..Chaliye jaldi se chai piii lijeye…fir achar ki dilevery bhi karne jani hai….
Bhide :- han thek hai madhvi…aur chai pite pite fir soch mein chala jata hai…
Jethalal naha dho kar….Dinning table pe baitha hota hai…daya kitchen mein uske liye chai
Bana rhi hoti hai..
Tabhi vo mehta sahab ko phone lagata hai…
Tarak :- han jethalal bolo….Aaj subh subh kaise yad kar liyaa…
Jethalal :- bass mehta sahab …. Acha toh apne idea soch liya aaj raat ke jane ke barre
Mein….
Tarak :- aree kahn yar..Kuch suj he nhi rhaa..
Jethalal :- lee aap lekhak hoke nhi soch paa rhe hain..
Tarak :- shai kha tumne jethalal..Iss bar toh koi idea nhi aa rha hai..
Jethalal :- chlo koi baat nhi….
Tarak :- jethalal tum bol rhe ho yee…hmmm…iska matlab tumne kuch jarur soch liya hai…
Jethalal :- areee aap toh antaryami ho gyee hain…sahi pehnchana apne bilkul… aur vo sarra idea… bata deta hai…
Tarak :- areee wahhhhh…jethalal tumne toh kamal he kar diya hai..
Jethalal :- acha mehta sahab mein kya kehta hun…ki hum sab society ke naake pe mil jate hain…toh usse kya hoga ki sabko saaf saaf samajh aa jayegaa…
Tarak :- han ye sahi rhega..Mein sabko phone kar deta hun..Aur 15 min baad hum vahin milengee…
Aur phone cut ho jata hai…
Jethalal :- ab start hoga..Mission party…..!!!!!!
Jaise he piche se awaj ayi..Natu kaakaa…..
Vo hadbadte hue piche mude…..Unka tana hua lund …ab dar ki vajah se murjha gaya thaa…
Vo jaise he piche mude ….. Unke samne khada tha….Baghaaa…..
Natu kaka :- ohh my dear bhateze…tune toh aaj meri jaan he nhikal dii thi….Mujhe laga
Sethji aa gaye hain..
Bagha :- natu kaka ye aap godown mein kya kar rhe ho….Aur usne natu kaka ke lund pe
Apni ungli se ishara karte hue khaa..
Natu kaka apna lund andar karna he bhul gayee thee…bagha ke ishare ko samjhte huee….Fatafat unhone apna lund andar kar liyaa….
Bagha :- natu kaka ye sab kya hai…dukan pe ye sab..Koi dekh leta toh…ghar pe time milta toh hai…
Natu kaka :- bagha boy…..Aaj kal ghar pe mein nhi kar paa rha ….Aur aaj kisi ki yaad aa gyi
Toh mein apne aap ko nhi rok paya….Tujhe toh pata hai na..Mujhse control karna thoda
Mushkil hota hai….
Bagha :- vo mein janta hun ….. Ki apse control nhi hota..Lekin fir bhi yahn agar koi dekh
Leta toh gadbad ho jati..
Natu kaka :- lekin tu aya na…sethji toh nhi ayee na toh firr..
Bagha :- sethji aa chuke hain…aur vo mujhse pehle godown janne ke liye nikal gayee thee….
Natu kaka :- kyaa……kahin tujhse pehle unhone mujhe aise ddekh toh nhi liya…ohh my
God…ye toh gadbad ho gyii…
Bagha :- aap tension mat lijeye…unhone nhi dekha hai…
Natu kaka :- tell me in clear way my boy…
Bagha :- ok natu kaka…..
Vo hua yun tha ki mein mobile thek kar rha tha…toh sethji ne bola ki mein he chala jata hun godown mein apko bulane…..Aur vo dukan se bahr nikal gyee…
Mene apna kam khatam kiya…aur socha chalo thodi der bahr he khada hota hun….Jab
Bahr aya toh dekha…ki sethji vahin dukan ke bahr khade the aur vo dhamji set hain na unse baat kr rhe the…mein tabhi sethji ke pass gaya aur unse pucha…
Sethji aap nhi gaya natu kaka ko bulane..
Jethalal :- tujhe nhi dikh rha hai bhai…mein yahn baat kar rha hun…tu jaa aur bula ke laa…
Aur fir mein aa gyaa…aur dekha ki aap yahn ye sab kar rhe hain..
Natu kaka :- thank god…..Bach gayee aaj toh…
Bagha :- han natu kaka aap aaj toh bach gye…lekin har bar nhi bachoge…isliye aaj se ghar pe he kariyega yahn nhi…
Natu kaka :- han bikul…next time..I do in home only…
Bagha :- vaise natu kaka….Mein jab andar aya toh apne uss aurat ka naam liya..Lekin mujhe
Kuch dhang se smjh nhi aya….Bataiyee naaa……
Natu kaka :- kisi ko batayega nhi naa my boy….
Bagha :- bilkul nhii…
Natu kaka :- vo hai na apni padmini bhojanalye ki malkin …padmini …. Usko soch ke…
Bagha :- hahahahah….Ohhhh kya baat hai natu kaka….Vaise vo hai bhi bht mast…..Shadi bhi
Nhi hui hai uski…mast choot hogi uskii…
Natu kaka :- dekh bagha…ab dubara garam mat kr…nhi toh gadbad ho jayegii…chal fatafat dukan chlte hain…sethji intezar kr rhe hongee…..
Aur dono dukan ki taraf chal dete hain…..
Udhar society mein….!!
Daya :- bapuji mein jara hathi bhai ke ghar jaa rhi hun…
Bapuji :- kya hua bhau …tabiyat kharab hai kya terii…
Isse pehle daya kuch bol pati…phone baj jata hai…aur bapuji phone uthate hain…
Bapuji :--
Helooo…!!!
Han nanji boll…
Acha…
Han han bilkul…
Bas adhe ghnte mein …milta hun…
Park mein..
Thek hai….
Han bhai .. Sab rakh lunga…
Chal thek hai…!!!!
Phone cinversation khatm ho jati hai…
Daya :- kya hua bapuji….
Bapuji :- vo mein apne young old group ke sath ******* ke darshan ke liye jaa rha hun…toh 5 din ke baad aunga…..
Daya :- aree wah bapuji…ache se darshan kijeyega…
Bapuji :- mein jethiya ko bata deta hunn..
Daya :- bapuji apko der ho rhi hogi…aap jayee mein bta dungi…acha toh bapuji mein jaun hathi bhai ke ghar pe..
Bapuji :- are han teri tabiyat khrab ho gyi hai kya bahu..
Daya :- nhi bapuji…..Vo aaj sarii ladies log vahn mil rhe hain…toh isliyee…
Bapuji :- acha acha…han han jaa bahu..
Daya :- bapuji apko koi saman ki jarurat toh nhi hai naa…
Bapuji :- nhi bahu tu jaa aram se mera sara sman nikla he hua hai….
Daya :- thek hai bapuji….********
Bapuji :- ********* bahu….!!!!
Aur daya hathi ke ghar ki taarf nikal padti hai…..!!!!!
To be continued………………………..
Update 42
Daya sidiyun se utar ke dr. Hathi ke apartment ki taraf janne laggi…safi aurtein uske ghar ke bahr he khadi thi aur apas mein baat chit kar rhi thi….
Sabhi daya ko dekh ke…bol padee..
Daya bhabhi khan rhe gye the aap..
Daya :- sorry….Vo kya hai na bapuji apne group ke sath jaa rhe hain toh isliye thodi der ho
Gyii .. Sorryy..
Anjali :- koi baat nhi daya bhabhi..Ab chalein andar…
Idhar dr hathi ke ghar ke andar ka mahul 10 min pehle kuch aisa tha…
Aaj dr hathi ka lund apne pure ufan pe tha….Uska lund aaj puri tarah khada tha…kam se
Kam 10 inch aur 6 inch mota tha…
Lekin apne bhari sharir ke karan sirf 6 inch he andar jaa sakta tha….Lekin 6 * 6 ka lund
Bahut hota hai….
Komal ko jab pata chal ki unka aaj pura khada hai..Toh vo pagal ho gyii..
Komal :- hans aaj toh kamal ho gaya…ab yhi soch ke mein bht garam ho chuki hun…ab fatafat meri iss choot ki pyas bhuja do..
Dr hathi :- kyun nhi komal…
Aur apni pent ko utar deta hai…
Komal apne sarre kapde utar deti hai…vo puri nangi ho jati hai…
Uska nanga sharir aisa lag rha tha…jaise kisi ne uske aage…2 bade bade size ke tarbooz laga diye hon..Itne bade chuche hain uskee…aur piche ka itna bada tha ki usme ek bacha sama jaye….Lol…
Vo fatafat bina lund ko choose sidhe jaake dhadam se uske lund pe baith gyi…jisse komal ke muh se halki se ahhh nikli…….Aur dr hathi ke muh se bhi halki si ahh nikli….
Doston ek he bar mein itna mota lund komal apne andar le chuki thi….Hairan kyun hai…
Komal ki choot ka size bhi toh itna bada tha…tabhi toh ek hathi ka lund lee paa rhi hai…
Vo itne din ki pyasi thi…ki vo dhaka dhak uchal rhi thi…..Kursi puri tarah hil rhi thi….Jab do
Do itne mote log ek he kursi par honge toh sochie ki kursi ka kya hoga…
Komal ab upar nichr ho rhi thi…uske chuche buri tarah hil rhe the…dr hathi ne fir apna muh uske chuchon pe gussa diya…aur apne muh se maslne lagge..
Komal :- ahhhhhhh…ohhh…uiiiii…ahoo….Maza aa gaya hans….Aahhh…bht dino ke baad aisa
Sukun mil rha hai…ahhhh…
De hathi :- komal mein bas jhadne vala hun….Aur tez hilo..Ahhh..Mazaa aa rha haiiiiii….
Komal :- mein bhi hans pas jhadne vali hun….
Aur vo aur tezi se lund pe uchlne lagti hai….
Ab 10 min ke baad…sari aurtein..Andar anne ko hoti hain…
Baat chit karte huee…vo log andar atte hain….
Madhvi :- komal bhabhi…komal bhabhii…
Aur vo log jaake living room mein pahnch jate hain…tabhi….
Tabhi…unko ek baht tez…dhadammmmm ki awaj ati hai…sabhi log ghabra jate hain….
Ye awaj clinic se ayi hoti hai…
Vo sarre uss taraf bhagte hain…
Aur clinic ke andar pahuch jate hain..
Aur andar ka haal dekhte hee…ek sath…chikh padte hain…komal bhabhi….Ye sab
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa………
To be conitnued………………..
Update 43
Sabhi ladies hathi ke clinic mein aake cahunk jati hai…
Sabhi ke hath unke muh par chale jate hain….Kuch min tak sanata sa chaa jata hai…
Komal sabhi ladies ko ek tak dekh rhi thi…aur sabhi ladies komal ko ek tak dekhe jaa rhi thii….
Tabhi anjali ne chuppi thodi..
Anjali :- yee kya komal bhabhi….Aap thek toh ho naa..
Daya :- han…aapko kahin lagi toh nhi..Aur ye sab…
Madhvi :- han komal bhabhi…laggi nhi na apko…..Aur ye awaj kaisi thii..
Komal :- oh my god…aap log yahn … ek kaam kijeye aap log bahr baithye … mein abhi kapde pehen ke atti hun…
Sabhi ladies bahr chali jati hai…
Daya :- hanste huee…..Andar dekh komal babhi ko…
Roshan :- han ree bava….Dekho toh komal babhi ko..Aur vo bhi hansne lagti hai…
Anjali :- aap log aise kyun hans rhe hain….Thek hai…komal bhabhi bhi toh aurat hai…
Madhvi :- hanste hue….Han vo thek hai anjali bhabhi…lekin apne dekha nhi andar ka
Nazara….
Aur sabhi zor zor se hansne lagte hain….Tabhi..
Tabhi komal vahn living room mein aa jati hai….Vo apna sar niche kar ke aa rhi thii..
Daya :- kya hua komal babhi…
Sabhi ladies usse chedne lagti hai…
Koaml pareshan hokar..
Komal :- ohhh common….. Aap log toh aise bol rhe hain..Jaise apne kuch bhoot sa dekh liya
Hoo….Aaj itne dino ke baad hans mood mein aye the…toh rha nhi gaya…
Daya :- ohoo…kya baat hai komal bahbi … aaj toh apke maze aa gayee…
Koaml :- ohh daya bhabhi aap bhi na…..
Madhvi :- lekin komal bhabhi….Vo nazara jo humne dekha vo kaise huaa….Aur vo awajj…
Komal :- aap sabko janna hai ki kaise huaa…
Sabhi ek sath bolte hain…han..
Komal :- thek hai..
Vo kya hua tha…ki hum log ek he kursi par the….Aur…
Vo shrma rhi thi batane mein…lekin fir bhi dhere dhere bata rhi thii…
Ek kursi par the…vajan bht jda ho gaya tha..Lekin uss waqt dhyan nhi diya…aur mein…aur mein…kuch jada tez uchlne laggi…jiski vajah se kursi tut gyi aur hum dono niche gir gye…aur aap logon ko vo awaj sunai de gyii..
Madhvi :- aur uss awaj se hume bhi pata chal gya … ki andar kya karya chal rha haii… aur sab hasne lagte hain..
Anjali :- acha ye sab chodo ab….Chlo kam ki batein kar lete hain…
Komal :- han anjali bhabhi aap thek bol rhe ho….
Vo baat ko badlna cahti thii…
Sabhi samaj gye…aur ab kuch nhi bole…aur vahn sofe pe baith ke baat krne lagge…
Daya :- vaise baht din ho gye…hum logon ne shopping nhi ki hai..
Anjali :- han bilkul sahi bol rhe ho daya bhabhi aap….Mujhe toh baht sara saman kharid ke
Lana haii…
Madhvi :- han mujhe bhi kuch jaruri saman khridna hai…
Roshan :- han bava…mujhe bhi ghar ka kuch saman lena hai…
Anjali :- toh thek hai fir kal chalte hain…sab …ek sath…
Daya :- han bilkul…kl thek rhega..Bapuji bhi ghar pe nhi hai..Toh jaldi kam nipat jayega ghar kaa…
Madhvi :- toh thek hai 12 baje chlte hain….Komal babhi kya hua aap kyun chup…aree bhul
Jayee….Hum logon se kya sharmana…
Sabhi bolte hain han komal bhabhi…ab aap thek ho jayieee…
Ab komal kuch normal hoti hai..
Komal :- thank you…mein toh baht dar rhi thi..
Anjali :- usme kya hai…ap pareshan mat hoiyee… acha toh kal chal rhe hain naa.
Komal :- vo actually mein kal nhi chal skti…
Sabhi ek sath….Kyun???
Udhar jethalal ki dukan par…
Jethalal :- aee natu kaka vo…. 21 inch ke lcd ke kitne piece bache hain…godown mein..
Natu kaka :- jiii 30 hai sethji..
Jethalal :- acha…aur vo bagha aya ki nhi..Check leke abhi takk…
Udhar se awaj ati huii…..Aa gaya sethjiii…bagha dukan ke andar enter hote hueee…..
Jethalal :- badi der lga dii bhai…aur han ..Check mil gaya..
Bagha :- aapko toh pta hai na sethji…vo seth kitna time lagte hain….3 ghnta magaj mari ki
Tab jaake ke check diya unhone…
Jethalal :- chal de toh diya na…laa dee…
Aur jethalal bagha se check le leta haiii…..
Tabhi vahn se ek police vala dukan ke andar ghusta hai….
Police wala :- yahn ka seth kun hai..
Jethalal :- jii mein hun seth…..Boliye kya baat hai inspector sahab ..Kya hua…
Inspector :- dekhiye…hum yahn ek terrorist group ko dhund rhe hain…
Jethalal :- toh yah kya apko terrrorstt dikh rhe hain…hum sab.
Inspector :- dekhiye hamara ye matlb nhi tha….Humara matlab ye hai…ye kuch log yahn
Ghum rhe hain…jinpe hume terriorist hone ka shaq hai….Aur unme se ek apki dukan ke aas
Pas dekha gaya haii…..
Jethalal :- dekhiye ab hume kaise pata ki kun terrroisrit hai..Ya kun nhi..
Inspector :- dkhiye apko ulte jawab dene ki adat hai….
Vo inpector kadak awaj mein bolta hai..
Iss bar jethalal ki halat patli ho jati hai…aur vo ghabrta hua bolta haii..
Jethalal :- nahi…hahaah…vo mera matlab aisa tha ki…ab hume agar kisi pe shaq hua toh apko jarur bata dengee…
Inspector :- thek hai…dhyan rakiyega..Vo koi bhi ho sakta hai…..Ek admi ya ek aurat..Ya fir ek
Bacha…koi bhi..
Jethalal :- ohkk..Bilkul dhyan rhenge…thank uu
Aur vo inspector chala jata hai..
Jethalal :- hashhhh….
Bagha uski taraf dekh rha hota haii..
Jethalal :- kya hai bhai…ja jake kam kar..
Bagha :- kya kam karun..
Jethalal :- gusse mein…ja vahn jaake kahda ho jaa…
Raat ke 9:30 bajee….
Hahahahahah….Han ye sahi hai…hahah…acha tha mehta sahab..
Ji han sabhi gents abdul ki dukan pe soda pii rhe thee….
Tabhi piche se jethalal ata hai…
Jethalal :- aur mehta sahab kya hua..Kyun sab hans rhe hainn…
Tarak :- aree jethalal aaj tum late ho gye kafi…aur yar bas aise he vo joke sunaya tha…toh hans rhe thee….
Jethalal :- aree vo kya hua mehta sahab aaj dukan mein police ayi thi…
Bass itna he bolta hai..Ki har bar ki tarah iyer bhai chup rhe bina nhi mante..
Iyer :- kyun jethalal ….. Kya gadbad kar di tumne..
Jethalal :- iyer bhai aap scienist hain na..
Iyer :- han toh..
Jethalal :- toh ek kam karo..Ek rocket bano..Aur usme baith ke udh jaoo…
Sabhi jethalal ki baat sun ke hansne lagte hain…
Iyer gusse mein jethalal..
Jetahalal :- kya jethalal :- kuch pata hai nhii….Fir bich mein kyun bole rhe hain aap…sahnti
Rakhiyee..
Tarak :- ohoo..Iyer tum bhi na…shant rhe…jethalal ko bolne toh doo..
Iyer :- sorry mehta sahab..
Jethalal :- ye iyer bhai bhi na huh…
Han toh hua kya mehta shab….
Aur dukan pe inspector vali sari baat bata dii..
Tarak :- ohhh…ye toh bht gambhir samsya hai…jethalal dhyan rkhna bhai..
Popatlal :- acha….Iske barre mein ek article likhunga…mein in terrorist ke khilaf ek
Jabardast article likhunga…..Mein duniya hila dunga…!!
Sodhi :- aree mujhe toh ye log mil jayein..Toh mein inko mar mar ke…inka kachumar nikal dun..
Bhide :- sahi baat hai….Magar jethalal dhyan rakhna bhai…ye log kahin bhi bomb rakh dete
Hain…
Jethalal :- aee bhai kya bol rha hai tu….
Tarak :- ofooo bhide .. Kaisi baat kr rhe ho…dekho jethalal aisa kuch nhi hoga…tum tension mat loo…acha ye chodo….
Party ki baat krte hain..Thoda mood bhi thek ho jayegaa….
Jethalal :- han mehta sahab …apne thek kaha….Ttoh bahiyun…sab taiyar hai naa….Party ke
Liyee…
Sabhi ek sath bolte hain…han…but ek insan naa bol deta hai…..!!!!!!!
To be continued………………..
Update 44
Jethalal ne sabko party mein jane ke liye bola….Tabhi kisi ne vahn na kaha..
Popatalal :- kyun…hathi bhai…
Tarak :- hathi bhai aap party mein janne ke liye mana kar rhe hoo….Mere kan toh thek hain
Naa..
Dr hathi :- han mehta sahab …aap ne bilkul thek sunaa…
Bhide :- lekin kyun??
Dr hathi :- bhide master….Vo mujhe aur komal dono ko kal …. Hospital mere bhai ke pass
Jana hai…gaon mein…unke bete ki tabiyat thodi kharab hai …..
Jethalal :- ohhoo….Hath bhai…hum apko baht miss karenge…
Han ye baat toh hai…sabhi bol padte hain..
Jethalal :- mehta sahab ek aur musibat hai….
Tarak :- kya..
Jethalal :- bapuji…..
Sab bapuji sun ke tension mein aa jate hain….
Jethalal :- hum apni biwiyun ko toh bevkoof bana denge..Lekin mein bapuji ke samne jhooth nhi bol pata…
Tarak :- ye baat toh thek hai tumhari…ek kam karte hain…sab aaj raat sochte hain ki kya bahana marna hai….Fir dekhte hain…kya karna hai…thek hai doston..
Bhide :- han mehta sahab .. Ap thek bol rhe hain…kuch toh sochna padega….Chlo fir chlte
Hain…aur sochte hain..
Fir sab abdul ko gud nyt bol ke nikal jate hain…
Jethalal ghar pahuchte hue…..Apne living room mein enter krta hai….Aur usse daya dikhai
Deti hai…jo ki dinning table pe kuch kr rhi thi..Isliye vo jethalal ko nhi dekh sakti…
Jethalal daya ko piche se uski gand ko dekh ke garam ho jata hai…aur daudta huaa…piche se jaake usse chipak jata hai…aur dabch leta hai…
Daya dar jati hai..
Daya :- uiii maaaa….Tappu ke papa ye aap kya kar rhe hain..
Jethalal :- apni biwi se pyar…
Aur usse ….Apni taraf sidha kar leta hai…
Daya :- tappu ke papa aap bhi na…khana kha lijeye…pehle…fir kamre mein aram se kar lenege…koi aa jayegaa..
Jethalal :- arree bapuji aur tappu ke alawa kun ayega…ar vaise bhi aaj late ho gaya toh vo dono soh he gye honge…
Jethalal bolte bolte daya ke chuchon ke upar ghuma rha tha…daya madhoshi mein jane lagi thi…
Lekin vo hosh mein ati hui…tappu ke papa mujhe kuch batana hai…
Jethalal :- han pata hai bhai..
Daya :- acha apko kaise pata chal..Mene toh apko bataya nhi..
Jethalal :- aree abhi abdul ki dukan pe pata chala…
Daya :- heein….Magar mene toh abdul bhai ko nhi bataya…ohh..Acha vo sabhi ladies ko
Mene bataya tha …shayad unse pata chal gaya hoga..
Jethalal :- tune kisse kaha….Aur ter kehne se thodi dr hathi aur komal bhabhi gaon
Jayengee…
Daya :- ohhh acha toh inn dono ki batein kar rhe the….Lekin mein toh kuch aur bata rhi
Thii..
Jethalal :- baad mein bataiyo…
Aur ab jethalal apna muh daya ki chuhciyun pe rakh deta hai…aur usme apna muh ragdne lagta hai…
Daya :- uii maaa….Ahhhhh….Mat kijeye na abhiii….Ufff…..Areee meri baat baht jaruri hai..
Jethalal apna muh hatate huee….Acha fir bata..
Daya :- baat ye hai…ki…..Bapuji..Ghar ….Pee…..Nhi…..Hai…..Vo apne young old group ke sath
**** ke liye gayee hain…
Daya ki baat sun ke jethalal baht he jada kush ho jata hai….Aur daya ko chod deta hai…..
Daya chaunk jati hai..Ki tappu ke papa ne usse chod kaise diyaa…
Daya :- kya hua tappu ke papa apne mujhe kyun chod diyaa..
Jethalal:- gharbrta huaa…nhi vo kya hai..Bapuji nhi hai…toh tu khana laga fir raat mein mast maza karenge…mazaa ayegaa..
Daya sharmate huee…acha thek hai..Meinn khana lagati hun..
Jethalal daya ki janne ka intezar karta hai…aur jaise he daya chali jati hai…vo mehta sahab ko phone karta hai…
Jethalal :- mehta sahab ek good news hai…
Tarak :- kya jethalal…
Jethalal :- mehta sahab….Bapuji 2 ya 3 dino ke liye bahr gaon gyeee….Ab koi tension nhi
Hai…
Tarak :- areee wahh jethalal tumne toh baht badi kushkhabri de dii…mein abhi sabko bata deta hun ohkk….
Jethalal :- ohkk mehta sahab…byee…
Aur phone cut kar deta hai..
Aur fir bolta hai..
Ab toh party ka mazaaa ayega…bas ab daya ko koi kahani banani hai…pehle aaj usse itna kush kar deta hun…ki kal vo koi sawal he naa puchee…!!!!!
To be continued………………..
Update 45
Lekin jaise he jethalal kamare mein pahucha dekho toh daya sone ki tayari kar rhi thii…
Jethalal :- thoda pareshan hote huee…daya tu soh kyun rhi hai..
Daya :- bholi bante huee…kyun kya hua..Kuch kam hai apko..
Jethalal :- lucchi aise bol rhi hai..Jaise tujhe pata nhi ho ki mein kya cahta hun..
Daya :- sharmate huee…tappu ke papa aaj nhi kar skte kyun ki mujhe kal shopping pe jana haii…toh jaldi sona hai..
Jethalal :- ofoo daya …kitna man tha mera aajj..
Jethalal ke man mein ye chal rha tha ki kahin ..Kl kisi ko pata na chal jayee..Ki hum party mein jaa rhe hain..
Daya :- sorry tappu ke papa….
Aur fir daya lait jati hai..
Jethalal kuch sochne lagta haii…aur tabhi puchta hai..
Jethalal :- acha daya vaise tu kitne baje jayegii….Aur kitne baje tak vapis ayegii..
Daya :- kyun aap aisa kyun puch rhe hain…
Jethalal chalte chalte ..Palang ke paas aake bolta hai…tu bata na bhai..
Daya :- acha…hum sab sari ladies kal 12 baje compund mein milenge…aur sham ko 5 baje tak aa jayenge..
Jethalal :- isse jada toh late nhi hoga naa…
Daya :- nhi isse jada nhi hoga..Vaise aap kyun puch rhe hain..
Jethalal :- tere liye surprise hai isliyee…
Daya :- surprise…acha..Tappu ke papa bataiye naa…
Jethalal :- aree dobi agar abhi bata dunga toh surprise kaisi..
Daya :- ofoo..Tappu ke papa…mujhe toh neend he nhi ayegii ab..
Jethalal uske mathe ko sehlta hua bolta hai…soh jaa dyaa…soh jaaa…
Aur thodi der mein daya kharate marne lagti hai..
Jethalal :- bolo zara…abhi bol rhi thi…ki neend nhi aa rhi hai..Aur soh bhi gyii…..
Chlo kal ka surprise …mein kal subh mehta sahab ko bata dunga….Hmm….Maza ayegaa….!!!!
Agli subh…..Good morning…gokuldham…!!!!
Iyer ke khar pee…
Iyer sofe pe baith ke soch rha tha ki aaj party ke liye kya jhooth bola jayee babita se..Jisse usko kuch shaq na hoo….
Lekin usko kuch suj nhi rha hota hai..
Tabhi vahn se babita coffe leke ati hai..Aur iyer ko deti hai…lekin iyer toh khayalon ki duniya mein tha…
Babita :- iyer…iyer…iyer…
3 bar bulane ke baad vo hosh mein ata hai…
Iyer :- han ..Kya hua..
Babita :- iyer kahn kho gye thee…kya hua..
Iyer :- ghabrta hua…kuch nhi bas vo lab ke kuch kam ke barre mein soch rha tha…
Vahi haal udhar bhide bhai sahab ka bhi thaa…
Vo bhi soch mein dube pade the ki kya karun…kya idea sochun…ek shikshaq ke liye kitna mushkil hai jhooth bolna…kya karun…..Kuch samaj nhi aa rha..
Udhar se madhvi chai leke ati hai..
Madhvi :- ahoo…chai…
Bhide nhi sunta…
Madhvi :- ahooo..Kahan kho gyee..
Bhide :- hosh mein ata huaa…han kuch nhi madhvi bass…aise he iss sal ke budget ke barre mein soch rha thaa…
Madhvi :- ohoo..Aap bhi na..Chaliye jaldi se chai piii lijeye…fir achar ki dilevery bhi karne jani hai….
Bhide :- han thek hai madhvi…aur chai pite pite fir soch mein chala jata hai…
Jethalal naha dho kar….Dinning table pe baitha hota hai…daya kitchen mein uske liye chai
Bana rhi hoti hai..
Tabhi vo mehta sahab ko phone lagata hai…
Tarak :- han jethalal bolo….Aaj subh subh kaise yad kar liyaa…
Jethalal :- bass mehta sahab …. Acha toh apne idea soch liya aaj raat ke jane ke barre
Mein….
Tarak :- aree kahn yar..Kuch suj he nhi rhaa..
Jethalal :- lee aap lekhak hoke nhi soch paa rhe hain..
Tarak :- shai kha tumne jethalal..Iss bar toh koi idea nhi aa rha hai..
Jethalal :- chlo koi baat nhi….
Tarak :- jethalal tum bol rhe ho yee…hmmm…iska matlab tumne kuch jarur soch liya hai…
Jethalal :- areee aap toh antaryami ho gyee hain…sahi pehnchana apne bilkul… aur vo sarra idea… bata deta hai…
Tarak :- areee wahhhhh…jethalal tumne toh kamal he kar diya hai..
Jethalal :- acha mehta sahab mein kya kehta hun…ki hum sab society ke naake pe mil jate hain…toh usse kya hoga ki sabko saaf saaf samajh aa jayegaa…
Tarak :- han ye sahi rhega..Mein sabko phone kar deta hun..Aur 15 min baad hum vahin milengee…
Aur phone cut ho jata hai…
Jethalal :- ab start hoga..Mission party…..!!!!!!
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