Semi Mega Update 182
Neha - ha thik hai abhi kitnai fight reh gayi hai aapki
Dev - jeeta toh 3 aur hogi sayad agali 1 ghante me yaa 1:30
Neha - matalab jete toh aapko kon hara dega
Dev - are neha aisa naa sochane kab kon har jata pata nahi chalata hai
Neha - haa baba thik hai abb chalenge yaa yehi 1:30 ghanta rukenge aap
Dev - abb tum keh rahi toh jeet ke chalate hai naa
Neha wahi side dev bethati hui - acha Dev bhi yehi dekhungi aapki kushti abb
Aur aise hi baate hoti gayi aur time jata gaya aur ant dev sayad hona bhi wahi tha joh neha boli thi aur ess bar kaa vejeta hua dev par khair jeet ess vaja
Thodi der baad woh sab log ghar bhi aa gaye
Waise ghar dev mahok kuch jada kushi kaa tha kyuki kisi ko farak pade naa padhe par aapki chhoti si chhoti jeet bhi Dev yene rakhati hai
Dev ke dad aur baaki sab log udhar baato dev lage hue the aur edhar
Saloni - mujhe kyu nahi bualaya waha pe haa
Aabe yeh kaya hua
Neha nai esshara kiya dev nai dekha
Dev - maa aap chachi ji thik hai naa
Maa - woh thik hai aur yeh kyu foolghobhi ban rahi hai haa
Dev chauk gaya aur saloni bhi uska face dev samjah gaya maa aise hi bol di hai
Saloni nicche shir kar kar - sorry maa
Maa aage gayi aur neha ke kaan khich liye usski chick nikal gayi
Dev chilla pada - maa kaya kar rahi ho
Maa dev ko ghur kar - tuh apni biwiyo ki chinata kar jaa komal aur janu ko samabhal esska dimag mai thikanai laga deti hu abhi yeh kuch bhi ho bhediya yaa kuch par meri beti hai tuh apna kaam kar
Dev - chhod do naa dard ho raha ussko
Maa - acha aur etnai dino sai mai joh esski soch mei shukhi jaa rahi hu bol
Neha - aahhh maa sorry abb nahi hoga
Dev - maa
Maa - shhii lekar jaao esse andar koi aaj mai esski khabar liye bina nahi chhodnai waali
Devika saloni sona - aap chaliye andar
Dev - tum sab bhi
Devika dheere sai - are aap chinata naa karo etnai najuk naahi hai woh maa ji ko ghusa naa dilaye bus warna abhi hum sabki waat lag jayegi
Dev waha sai akaar angan mei beth gaya
Dev - bus naa yaha thik hai
Saloni - perfect hai ji
Dev - acha ji
Devika - rutho naa ji
Dev - acha ji
Sona - hua kaya ji
Dev muh bana kar - kuch nahi ji aur abb ji ji mat karna mai jakra naha lu naa
Devika - wiase aap jab lada ke aate ho aapke badan sai alag si kushboo aati hai
Dev - aee eee pagal kuch bhi mat keh
Saloni - ji sahi keh rahi hi naa
Dev - hey bhagawan ji yeh ghar etna sunna kyu hai koi aata bhi nahi pata nahi sab kaha hai
Sona - etna ghussa thik nahi hai ji
Dev - ji madam ji ghusa nahi yeh toh humara payar hai
Saloni - huuuh
Dad - arre arre kaya hua meri gudiya ko ghussa kyu aaya
Saloni - dekho naa didi maine red saari mangwai hai diwali par yeh lekar nahi de rahe hai
Dev - maine kab mana kiya
Davika - kaya ji didi ko tang nahi karate hai aise
Dev - haa sahi kha red saadi yeh kyu phengi shaadi toh meri hui meri wife phengi
Sona aati hui aur devika has padi
Saloni mujhe ghur ke dekhanai lagi
Saloni - haso haso tum log par aab enki mat suno nahi toh kisi ko naa milegi
Devika jhat sai - nahi yeh sabke liye hi kyu naa laa de saadi aur koi
jauri nahi red saadi keval saadi shuda aurat hi phene
Dev - tumhe bolana jaruri thaa
Devika - woh mai bus
Saloni - sabke saamnai etna udata kyu hai
Dev saloni ki baat pe has deta hai - aaj meri saloni didi kaa bhoot wapas aa hai kaya
Abb Dev as Mai
Saloni - haa kyu dar lag raha hai
Mai - haa kaya karu who hamesha mujhe tapaad rakhanai ko betaab joh rashati hai
Saloni - ruko abhi batata hu
Who mere picche aayi aur uth kar bhaag liaya bahar
Who bhi mere piche
Maa - are kaha bhaag raha hai
Mai bhagata hua - baad mei maa
Saloni - mai kehati hu ruk jaa
Maa - are esse kaya hua yeh kyu phir sai foolghobhi bani fir rahi hai
Mai baaki kuch sune bina bahar aa gaya aur who gate par ruk gayi
Saloni dheere sai - nahi aa rahe andar
Mai - naa baba naam ai chala bhar toda ghum kar aata hu tumnai toh nahane bhi naa diya
Saloni - wapas aao tab bataungi Mai
Mai - dekh lunga joh hoga
Saloni - acha ji
Mai - ji maharani ji etna bol kar mai bahar nikal gaya
Tabhi mera phone baja
Mai - haa helo kaya hua
Riccha - who maa aur akash aa rahe hai jara unhe lee aao naa satation sai
Mai - kaya aa gaye aur abb tak tumnai bataya nahi mujhe
Riccha - aapko apni ess biwi ki yaad kab aati hai
Mai - are darling aisa naa kaho bus ..
Riccha baat kat kar - busy tha yahi naa waise mai koi shikayat nahi kar rahi mai janati hu waise aaj bua ji aur baaki sab log bhi aa rahe hai
Mai - nahi aisa nahi bus kuch din aur fir tum sabki shikayete puri kaunga aur tum unki aur apni mom dad ki aane ki tayari karo kal diwali hai bhi
Riccha - acha ji
Mai - ek minute tumhare pass devika hai kaya
Riccha - nahi toh kyu
Mai - uss nai sabaka dimag kaharab kar rakaha sab acha ji karati hai toh pata nahi mujhe bada azzeb saa lagata hai
Devika - aisa kyu hai ji
Mai - tum tum nahi maanogi naa
Devika - nahi ji main ahi manungi
Mai - acha ji uff tum bhi naa chalo bad mei baat karata hu sation jana hai
Hum dono hasate hue phone rakh dete hai
Mai cut kar ke jeb mai rakh liya phone
Mai todhi dhur pahucha hi tha ki kissi nai awaaz lagayi
[Note - Yaha bolanai kaa lahaja toda saa change hoga par simple hi rakaha jada karata toh aap sabko difficulty hoti]
Madan - kaa ho bhaiya kaha cahle
Mai - are madan bahaiya kaa ho raha hai aaj kal
Madan – humara chhodo nayi bahuriya le aaye aur bataya bhi nahi
Mai – are kaise baat karate ho dawat denge naa ana jaroor aur haa aapke humari bhabhi ji ke haatho ke besan ke laado jarur lana bada din ho gawa [gaya ] hai kuch badhiya [acha ]khaaye gaow kaa
Madan - jaa kaha rahe ho
Mai - are bhaiya jara mehamaan aayee tanik [ tode] satation jaat hae [sation jaa raha hu]
Madan - acha ee ta badiya baa [ yeh toh acha hai ]
Mai - acha bhaiya ram ram
Madan - ram ram
Mai aage badh gaya aaj etnai saalo baad asse bol kar azzeb laga par acha bhi laga ki abhi bhi mitti ki khusaboo hai mujhmai
Usske baad mai gaow sai bhar aaya aur gayab hi hone wala tha ki who gayi jiska maine sapne mai ahi socha abhi toh khaas karke
Aditi car kaa sisa niche kar ke - dekh kaya rahe hai andar aaiye naa
Maine gate khola aur andar beth gaya
Aditi - kaha chalu
Mai - station
Aur car aage badh gayi
Mai usse bade gor sai dekh raha tha
Aditi - asse mat dekhiye mujhe saharam aa rahi hai
Mai - aur who kyu
Aditi - pata nahi kyu
Mai - par yaha kaise tum
Aditi – kyu galat kiya kaya aakar
Mai - are nahi aisa kuch nahi waise abb tumhari tabiyat kaisi hai jab sai tumsai mila huh sahi sai do pal bhi nahi bitaye hai
Aditi ke aakho mei tode asshu the jinhe who chupa rahi thi aur aise hi kuch emotion sai toh humari zindagi bani hai kabhi jiska intazaar ho woh aata hi nahi aur kuch chize aapke saath hamesha reahti hai
Mai - bolo chup kyu ho
Aditi - kaya bolo Mai
Mai - are tum roo kyu rahi gaadi roko
Aditi – nahi mai thik hu abhi hume jaldi pahuchan hai
Mai - phir etna dhukhi kyu ho
Aditi - Mai sach kahu toh maine joh caha sab uska ulata hua
Mai - aisa kaya hua tumhare sath kahi maine kuch galat toh kar diya tumhare sath
Aditi - haa aap nai hi kiya hai
Mai - maine kaya kiya hai
Aditi - maine socha tha jab mai aapsai milungi toh aapke saath ghumungi aap mera dhyan rakhoge meri fikar karoge meri acchi buri adato par mujhe chedoge par aap nai shaadi kar ke mujhe saamna ki tarah phek diya
Mai - are are kaya tum naa pagalo ki tarah sochati ho
Maine car ko chutkai sai auto mode pe kar diya
Maine usska haath padka – aab batao kaya hua kyu aisa sab sochati ho
Aditi – kyu kaya galat socha maine ek toh bhachpan sai suna mera rakask aisa hoga waisa hoga mera bhaut dhyaan rakega par kisi nai yeh nahi bataya ki mai
uss rakashak ki wife ban jaungi aur who mujhsai baat bhi nahi karenge
Mai - are aditi tum bhi naa he hee ekdum baacho waali bate kar rahi bilkul neha waali baate woh bhi aise hi hamesha kush dikhati baad mai pata nahi kaya kaya
Aditi - dekhiye hashiye mat mai koi bachi nahi huu
Mai - acha baba sorry sorry bolo kaya kaahogi apni phenoix biwi ko aaj kuch
khila deta ho uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh [uss nai mere hotho ko apne hotho sai mila diya ]
Maine bhi uska shir picche sai pakad liya aur uske hotho ko chusnai laga waah
kaya juicy hoth hai bikul kisi gulkand ki tarah methe aur gulab ki puhaloo ki
khusabho sai bhare hue uss nai halka saa mere seene par dabav banaya toh
Maine usse chhoda
Aditi - hhhuhhuhhuh fffuuuhh fuuhhh [ saase who asse lee rahithi manno 4km bhaag kar aayi thi ]
Mai - bataya nahi kaya kahoge
Aditi - aapke hotho ko kaahungi socha tha par aap toh mujhe hi chusani ko utawale ho gaye
Maine usske hotho par ungli firayi aur ussko chusano laga
uss nai mere hotho ke saath bhi bhi aisa kiya
Aditi - its tasty
Mai - tumhare yummy hai
Aditi - abb
Mai - abb kaya abb kuch kaah loo baaki baad mei saayad station aa gaya hai
Maine car ke gate ko open kiya