Update 183
Mai - waise meri payari si biwi ko aur kaya pasand hai
Aditi - mujhe naa kapade pehana bhaut pasanda hai roj naye naye
Mai - matlab meri jeb khai karnai kaa iraada hai
Aditi - yeh kaya aapko paise ki chinta hai meri khushi ki nahi
Mai - are mere jaan yeh pati kaa copyright dialogue hai dad sai kaafi suna hai
Aditi - mai devika didi sai shikhungi yeh sab
Mai - haa par assi masoom rahana
Aditi - ji jarur
Hum dono bhar aye mai aditi ko leaker waha pahucha
Mai - bhai jara popcorn dena
Porcorn wala - ji masala bhi dala duu..
Aditi - nahi
Porn corn - ok
Hum dono popcorn lekar wahi kadhe hokar khaane lage unka wait karnae lage jinke liye aaye the
Sab humme aur car ko ghur rahe the
Achanak aditi kaa face ghuse jaisa ho gaya
Mai - kaya hua abb
Aditi - who ladaki nai aapko kaya bola
Mai - kaya bol diya
Aditi - aee sexy
Maine piche mud kar dekha uss ladki nai mujhe aakh maari
Aditi - eski toh
Maine uss pakad liya - kaya tum bhi who bus car sai attract
Aditi - esski maa ki saali kutiya
Mai ghabra gaya samnai aunty thi aur ess nai rehan sahan nahi shikha
gaali kah sai shikh lii
Mai - chup chup
Aditi - nahi esska muh tod dungi Mai
Mai - are baba sabka hot aise tumhe dekh naa jaane yaha kon kitana sundar bol raha hoga thik hai naa ghusa mat ho
Aunty - yeh kon hai
Aditi - aapko kaya mere pati hai
Hey bhgawaan pagal kahi ki
Mai has kar aunty ke pair chuta hu - aunty namaste
Rekha [riccha akash ki mom] - kush raho beta yeh ladaki kaya bol rahi
Aditi samajh gayi ki yeh kon aur woh pair chhune lagi
Rekha - khush raho kyu dev tujhe chain nahi beta ruk jaa abhi bhi kahi
sare baal naa udawa lena
Mai - nahi aunty aisa nahi hai bus toda saa fisal jaata hu
Rekha - jada naa fisala karo beta abhi bahut umar padi hai
Mai - akash kha hai
Rekha - aa raha woh rha saaman ke saath aur saath mai sam aur uski family bhi hai
Komal family
Susheela - komal mom
Sudhir - Komal dad
Sam - komal brother jaisa sab janate hai
Maine aditi ki taraf dekha ussnai haath ghumay aur waha humari car jaise ek piche car aa gayi
Mai - tum enhe lekar chalo mai dusari car mai unko lekar aata hu
Rekha - kon si car hai beta
Aditi - yeh waali mummy ji
Rekaha - muumy ji kyu kaha
Adtti - riccha didi ki mummy meri bhi mummy hui naa
Rekha - bhaut acha sochati ho par ussko aaj chodungi nahi thik hote hi
maako bhul agyi sheedhe yaha aa gayi
Aditi - chaiye car Mai mummy ji
Rekha - wow kaafi acchi car hai
Aditi - aapko acchi lagi mummy ji
Rekha - off course beta saayad Maine aisa model hi kabhi nahi dekha hai
Aditi - andar chaliye
Sam - aisa karo mom dad aap akash ke mom dad ke saath chalo hum dono aate hai piche kuch baat bhi ho jaayegi
Sudhir - haa aab saari baate car mai kar lena chalo jaao hum log enke saath hi aa jaayenge
Woh aunty ke saath andar aakar bethi
Udhar hum dusari car mai
Mai - kaya be etna der kaise hua
Akash - abe subah hi toh kaha thaa aa gaya ek toh kaam bich mai chhod ke aane ko bol diya
Sam - haa eska mai bhi nahi samajha kyu
Mai - yaar baat yeh hai ki mera dusara joh roop thaa kdev woh hamesha mere andar reh kar hamesha meri agali chaal jaan jata thaa aur sab kaam mere liye aise karata thaa jaise ki woh mera hi accha chata hai
Sam - matalb phir mahashaitan
Mai- nahi yaar woh toh mere pehale janam ke pitaji hai
Akash - what the f….bro kaya kaya hota tere saath samajh nahi aata
Sam - haa yaar abb yeh mat kehana woh k hi asali viilan hai sala
Akash- haa please nahi
Mai - sach soch rahe ho tum dono mujhe bhi usspar tab sak hua jab usnai mera rajaya khoja joh mere alawa mere ansh ke dudhane ke bus ki baat toh kaya sochani mai bhi nahi aata waise woh aur hum dono ek tarah sai takkat mai ek jaise hai par mai uss sai bahaut jada takkat waar bhi hu
Sam - aur woh kaise
Mai - kyuki mere paas etnai log hai joh mere saath kadhe ho sakate hai tuh hai akash hai aur bhaut sai log
Sam - acha aur unn tino bahiyo kaa kaya karna hai tere abb
Mai - abb unhe maaf karne ke alawa mere pass koi rasata nahi aur mujhe jaha tak lag raha abb unn logo ke unn sab actions ke piche kahi naa kahi k kaa haath
Sam - what toh kaya k tere janam sai tere saath hai kaya
Mai- jaha tak mujhe pata hai haa bilkul aur hamesha sai hai par mujhe ess baar usski ek kamozi kaa pata laga joh har baar sayad nahi thaa
Akash - aur woh hogi family haina
Hum dono - tujhe kaise pata yaar
Akash - tune ek baar jikar kiya thaa
Mai- haa mai jitana apni family matters mai ulajhata woh utana irritate hota tha
Sam mujhe hila ke - abhi toh gaya naa woh tere andar sai haa
Mai - haa be haa gaya woh
Akash - aage kaya scene hai phir yaar
Mai - waise kuch khaas toh nahi abhi diwali ke baad dekhate hai yeh sab
Phir hum nikal pade aage
Udhar
Location - raw agency
Place - secret room
Yaha hala ho raha kabhi koi bol raha tha kabhi koi yaha kaafi log chaliye suniye kon kon hai yaha
Main seat par bethe hai cm of delhi
Unke left side
First seat par - cia agency head [ Anthony siamon]
Second seat par - mi6 head [ tom cruise ]
Third seat par - Indian blackout agency head [ rohan verma ]
Unke right side
First seat par - cyber expert of international security [ mike ]
Second seat par - mohan sir
Third seat par - tourist minister[ ganesh ramagopal]
Abbe etne bade bade log yah kyu jama aayiye jaante hai
………..translating………….
Cm - kaya abb aap sab ladna band karenge
Tom - sir aap logo ko joh bhi karana hai par humare logo ko chhod dijiye
Cm - mohan enke logo ko kyu pakad ke rakaha hai tum nai
Mohan - sir aap ko pata hai naa who terrorist group bahar kaa hai
Anthony siamon - shir yeh humara fault nahi aapke agent jaha taha jakar hadakap
machete hai toh aisa hi hoga naa
Rohan verma - sir aap yeh baat kaise klah sakate hai jab phichli baar humare
agents gaaye the investigate karane jab Indian agent mara gaya hotel mai tab aap
logo nai kaha humare desh mei aab Indian ko allow nahi investigation aur abb
apaka agent yaha pakada gaya ussi jagah jaha who attack hua tab yaha bhaage
bhaage aa gaye
Cm - yeh baat tumnai sahi kahi bilkul
Tom - but humare logo ka kaya
Mohan - tom aap humme fool samjate hai kaya hume yeh nahi pata kaya yeh koi
chhota mota masala nahi jismai saari world ki famous agency saamil hai
Cm - mike kaya kahana caahoge tum
Mike - sir Maine jaha tak pata kiya hai yeh attack ek liquid mobile phone sai
hua hai
Tom /mohan / rohan /cm / siamon sab shock ho gaye yeh kaaya bol raha hai
Tom - esska kaya matalb liquid mobile jaisa kuch nahi hota hai
Mike - mai jada nahi jaanta ess bare last time esske bare mei par haa jab who
cyber attack hua tha instambul mei tab ek insaan sai mulaakat hui saayad koi
agent tha meri jaan bachayi uss nai uss sai suna maine tab mujhe yakin nahi hua
par abb jab maine usski theory par dhyaan diya toh pata chala ki saayad aisa
mumkin hai
Mohan - agent kon thaa who
Tom - haa humme bhi janana hai ki aaj ke attack ke bare mai kon agent etnai
saalo pehale janta tha
Siamon - jaha tak mujhe pata hai waha woh mission par sab ageny thi par roka
App ke agents nai tha
Tom - yes you are right aapki team ‘’ the un beatable ‘’ ‘’JOKER TEAM