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Shaandar jabardast Mast UpdateUpdate 237
(Chapter - Khonni Aatank 3 )
Dad (ghusse se): "Tu pehle andar chal, baaki hum dekh lenge!"
Lekin Saloni unki baat ansuna karti hui aage nikal gayi.
Dad (tez awaaz me): "Ab yeh kahan ja rahi hai? Ise roko!"
Maa (bechaini se): "Ee pagal ho gayi hai! Saloni, wapas aa!"
Saloni mud kar sirf ek pal unhe dekhti hai…
Phir haath ghumati hai… aur bina ruke aage chal padti hai.
Dad gusse me aage badhne ki koshish karte hain, par achanak picche gir jaate hain!
Yahi haal chacha ji ka bhi hota hai!
Idhar…
Main aadha werewolf ban chuka tha!
Lekin ek ajeeb si mehsoos ho raha tha…
Mujhe lag raha tha mera aanewala beta… apni maa ko bacha raha hai!
Jisse woh aur Neha dono zinda reh sakein!
Sumit (zid bhari awaaz me): "Bhai! Aap yahan yeh sab karne aaye ho kya? Haan? Khade khade dekh rahe ho? Koi show nahi chal raha yeh!"
Amit ne bina kuch kahe ek jor ka tamacha Sumit ke chehre par maar diya!
Sumit (shock aur gusse me): "Bhaiyaaa…aaa…."
Amit (tez awaaz me): "Chup reh! Aur yeh ladkiyon ko yahan se hata! Jaldi se!"
Sumit Amit ko ghoor kar dekhne laga.
Woh samajh nahi paa raha tha ki Amit itni jaldi badal kaise gaya!
Tabhi…
Sona aage aayi… Amit ke saamne haath jod diye!
Sona (girte aansuon ke saath): "Amit bhaiya! Main aapke saamne haath jodti hoon! Please! Aisa mat kijiye!"
Amit ne ek gehri saans li. Uski aankhon me confusion tha… par andar ek naya insaan jaag raha tha.
Amit (dil se bolta hai): "Nahi, Sona… aisa mat karo! Main sab kuch kar sakta hoon, lekin kisi maa-bete ko dukh kabhi nahi de sakta!"
Ek pal ke liye sab shaant ho gaye.
Amit (Sumit ki taraf ghoorte hue): "Pehle main kitna gandi soch ka tha… par aaj mujhe yeh sab ganda lag raha hai!"
Amit (Sumit ki taraf chal kar): "Aur tu… abe tu abhi bhi nahi samjha?!"
Sona vapas aayi aur mujhe pakad liya!
Sona (gently): "Bas thodi der aur rokh lijiye apne aapko… sab theek ho jayega!"
Main saans lene ki koshish kar raha tha…
Tabhi!
DAAAYE! DAAAAYE!
Ek zor zor se goli ki aawaaz!
Maine dekha…
Amit neeche gira pada tha!
Sumit ke haathon me gun thi!
Sumit (chehre par ek darinda wali hasi): "Chutiya samjha hai kya mujhe, be? Itne din tera saath diya… aur ab tu palat jayega?!"
Sab shock me the!
Amit ki chhati se khoon beh raha tha… lekin woh abhi bhi zinda tha!
Main (gusse me dhaadkar): "SUUUUMIT!"
Lekin Sumit ruka nahi…
Usne apni kamar se ek bada sa khanjar nikala…
Aur Amit ke dil par ghusaane hi wala tha…
Tabhi…
Khanjar hawa me uchalne laga!
Sumit bhi hawa me uch gaya!
Sab ek pal ke liye rukh gaye!
Ek tez tufani hawa chali… aur Sumit tez force se peeche feka gaya!
Aur…
Achanak wahi ladkiyan… ek black SUV me aayi!
Woh amit ko utha kar… gaadi me fek gayin!
Aur phir…
Gaadi ek second me hawa me gayab ho gayi!
Sab ek doosre ki taraf dekh rahe the…
Yeh ladkiyan kaun thi?
Kahan le gayi Sumit ko?
Aur… ab aage kya hoga?!
Samne se ek tez roshni hui…
Aur uss roshni ke beech se koi nikal kar aaya!
Devika (chauk kar): "Rajkumari!"
Main (shock me): "Saloni?! Tum yaha?**"
Lekin ek ajeeb si baat thi…
Mujhe Saloni alag lag rahi thi!
Jaise kuch badal gaya ho…
Main (andar ki bechaini ko mehsoos karte hue): "Mujhe yeh ajeeb sa kyun lag raha hai…?"
Saloni (halki hasi ke saath): "Ajeeb? Main toh bilkul theek hoon!"
Aur jaise hi usne yeh kaha…
Main ekdum theek mehsoos karne laga!
Mujhe jo bhi dard ho raha tha, sab khatam ho gaya!
Neha bhi achanak ekdum theek ho gayi!
Saloni dheere-dheere mere paas aane lagi…
Bilkul mere kareeb!
Sona peeche hat gayi… jaise dar gayi ho!
Devika (jhuk kar, shant awaz me): "Rajkumari, aapko dekh kar accha laga…"
Saloni (hasi ke saath): "Arre Devika, sautan ho meri… aise na jhuko!"
Devika thoda jhijhak gayi…
Neha (halke gusse me): "Didi! Aap gayi thi… aur ab?"
Saloni (mazak wale lehze me): "Ab didi ki yaad aa rahi hai? Jab bua bani tab nahi bataya?!"
Neha (sharmate hue, sir neeche karke): "…"
Saloni fir mere taraf ghoom gayi… aur uski awaaz ek dum badal gayi!
Saloni (tez aur dhamak bhari awaaz me): "Accha toh bol, kaal ke pille! Yahan kya karne aaya hai?!"
Sab chauk gaye!
Sumit… jo pehle ek mazaak udane wala insaan lag raha tha…
Achanak bilkul badal gaya!
Uska chehra, uske expressions… sab kuch!
Lekin… yeh Sumit nahi tha!
Sumit… Darasal Sumit nahi…
Mahakaal ka Senapati JOKABAAR tha!
Main (uski aankhon me dekhte hi pehchan gaya): "Jokabaar!"
"Tu yahan…?!"
"Toh phir asli Sumit kahan hai?!"
Jokabaar (halki hasi ke saath): "Aaaahhhh! Chhodo mujhe! Tumhara bhai kaid hai!"
"JUNA ke bandi grah me!"
Meri aankhon me gussa bhar gaya…
Main (dhamak bhari awaaz me, Saloni ki taraf dekhkar): "Saloni! Chhod do ise!"
Saloni (shararat bhari muskurahat ke saath): "Ek baar phir bolo na pyaar se…"
"Aise nahi chhodungi ise!"
Mujhe abhi bhi uski yeh mazakiya ada samajh nahi aayi…
Main (thoda gusse me, par shant rehne ki koshish me): "Kya jaan?!"
"Ab bhi mazak sujh raha hai?!"
"Chalo jaan, chhodo mujhe!"
"Mujhe isse baat karni hai!"
Lekin Saloni ke chehre pe ek ajeeb si muskurahat thi…
Jaise woh kuch aur jaanti ho…
Jaise woh kuch chhupa rahi ho…
Saloni (halki hasi ke saath): "Aaye haaye! Yeh Rajkumari tumhari issi adaa par toh marti hai!"
Main (gusse se): "Abbe chhodo, nahi toh yeh mar jaayega!"
Saloni ne Jokabaar ko seedha mere pairon me gira diya!
Jokabaar mera pair pakadne laga!
Main (ghin me pair hata kar): "Abe chhod mera pair, samjha!"
Saloni ne uske pet par ek zor ki laat maar di!
Saloni (tez awaaz me): "Kaha na, inhone chhod dene ko!"
Main (chhoti si hasi le kar): "Kya yaar! Tum kyun itna gussa ho rahi ho? Baat kar raha hoon na main!"
Saloni (thodi chidkar): "Nahi! Aapke shareer ko iss gande keede ko chhoone nahi dungi mai!"
Sab hum dono ko aise dekh rahe the… jaise soch rahe ho ki yeh ho kya raha hai!
Main (mazak me): "Arre baba! Theek hai theek! Ab meri sari shaktiyan lekar tumhe zyada hi gussa aane laga hai!"
Saloni (hasi rok ke): "Aur nahi toh kya?! Ladoge mujhse?"
Jokabaar (gira-gira chillaate hue): "Chhod do! Mujhe chhod do!"
Devika ne ek zor ka thappad JOKABAAR ke muh par maar diya!
Devika (gusse me): "Chup kar! Dekh nahi raha baat ho rahi hai?!"
Main (chauk ke): "Arre! Ab tumhe kya ho gaya? Tum kyun badak rahi ho?"
Devika (thoda nakhre me): "Kuch nahi ji! Meri sautan baat kar rahi hai, aur yeh beech me tok raha tha!"
Jokabaar (bechara ban kar): "Maine kuch nahi kiya hai!"
CHATAAAAAK!
Ek aur zor ka thappad padta hai!
Neha ne Jokabaar ko zor se thappad maar diya!
Main (shock me): "Ab kya hua?!"
Neha (shoulders uchaake): "Mujhe kya pata? Aapke bete ne kaha maar diya maine!"
Main (sar pakad ke): "Hee Bhagwan! Ab main baat kar loon isse?!"
Saloni (mazak me): "Kyun Raja ji? Humari baatein kadwi lag rahi hain kya?"
Jokabaar (beech me bolne ki koshish karta hai): "Main toh bas—"
CHATAAAAAK!
Sona ne bhi ek zor ka thappad maar diya!
Neha (chauk kar): "Kya hua, Sona didi?!"
Sona (shanti se): "Kuch nahi!"
Jokabaar (rooh halak me aake): "Mara kyun?!"
Sona (sar uchaake): "Aise hi! Mann kiya! Flow bigad raha tha na!"
Main (mazak me): "Arre Maharaniyo! Ladayi ke baad aise nahi karte!"
"Shaastron me likha hai… apne dushman ki izzat karo!"
Saloni (hasi me): "Haan? Accha?"
Usne ek hath ghumaya…
Aur Jokabaar ko ek chhota sa CHUHA bana diya!
Saloni (mazaak karte hue): "Ab sahi hai!"
"Muskurao ji! Parnaam! Sawari kara do humme bhi!""
Main (sar pakad ke, has kar): "Abbe yaar! Main abhi khoon peene wala tha!"
"Lagta hai yeh sab mil ke iska pi jayengi!"
Sona (hasi rok kar): "Ek baat kahoon kya?"
Main (thak ke): "Abhi nahi!"
Saloni (nakhre se): "Kyun ji?"
"Bichari waise hi chup rehti hai, kehne do na!"
Main (mazaak me): "Accha! Baako!"
Sona (zid me): "CHUPPPPP!"
Main (hasi se): "Ab bol bhi do!"
Neha (thoda chid ke): "Arre! Zara pyaar se poochiye! 'Baako' kya koi bakra hai?!"
Main (hasi ke saath): "Maharani Sahiba! Kahiye… kya baat hai?"
Sona ne ek gehri saans li…
Aur ab jo kehne wali thi… woh sabke hosh uda sakta tha!
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Shaandar Mast Romanchak UpdateUpdate 238
(Chapter - Khonni Aatank 4 )
Sona (tezi se): "Woh baat yeh hai naa… mujhe bhookh lagi hai! Mujhe kuch accha khana hai! Aur acchi jagah pe khana hai… jahan maza aaye!"
"Aur sabke saath baith kar khana hai!"
"Paani me pair duba hone chahiye… aur aap waha aaraam se iss se baat karna… hum kuch nahi kahenge!"
Main (shock me sir khujaate hue): "Yeh kya bakne lagi?!"
Main: "Khaana kya hai? Saaf-saaf bolo na!"
Devika (excited tone me): "Matlab yahan jungle me kya baat karein?! Mahal chalte hain!"
Main (halki si hasi ke saath): "Accha! Chalo! BB se bhi mukat ho jaayenge!"
Sab (ek saath, confused): "Kya bola?!"
Main (samjhate hue): "Woh… Blackbird… short me BB!"
Saloni (hasi chhupate hue): "Sab ek saath ho jaayein… toh iss chuhe ko aap hi pakdo!"
"Mai toh aapke honth hi pakad sakti hoon!"
Main (halki si muskurahat ke saath): "Accha baba! Main isko aur Amit ko sambhal lunga… tum shuru karo waha jaane ki vidhi!"
Saloni (nakhre wale lehze me): "Be modern!"
Main (hasi ke saath): "Accha, PROCESS!"
Thodi hi der me…
Hum sab waha pahunch gaye!
Samne ek bada sa mahal tha…
Aur hum bahar khade the!
Saloni (nakhre se): "Chhhhiiii! Yeh kya hai?!"
Main (chauk kar): "Ab kya ho gaya?!"
Saloni (hasi daba kar): "Yaha sirf mustande hi har darwaze par khade hain!"
Main (uske shabd usi pe chhodte hue): "Be modern!"
Saloni (thoda zyada attitude ke saath): "Okk fine… door par!"
Main: "Toh?"
Saloni: "Devika! Saach me inhe ladko se door hi rakhna hoga! Tabhi toh soch rahi thi yeh itne romantic ho kar bhaag kyun jaate hain!"
Devika (hasi ke saath): "Haan, sahi kaha Saloni!"
Main (irritated): "Kya sahi kaha?! Chalo na andar!"
Saloni (ghoom kar, aankhon me ek shatir chamak ke saath): "Main toh aapke fayde ki baat kar rahi hoon!"
"Jab yahan mast-mast sevikayein hongi…"
"Toh aapka mann humme chhod kar kahi aur nahi bhatakayega!"
Main (mazak me): "Kahi aisa na ho… tum bach jao!"
"Aur suhaagraat unnke saath ho jaaye!"
Saloni (nakhoon dekhti hui, shant awaaz me): "Toh?"
Neha (achanak chillate hue): "Aeeeeee!"
Main (chauk kar): "Pagal ho kya, Neha?! Chilla mat!"
Neha (gusse me): "Yeh ghussa ho raha hai!"
Main (irritated): "Ek yeh abhi aaya bhi nahi… aur mera jeena haram kar raha hai!"
Neha (jaldi se): "Mere laal ko kuch mat kaho!"
Main (hasi dabate hue): "Bas bhi karo na!"
"Kya pata laal hoga yaa kala…!"
"Ab chalo andar… ab koi kuch nahi bolega—"
Mere hoth ekdum bandh ho gaye!
Neha (hasi ke saath): "Hum bolenge!"
"Biwiya hain hum! Mard aap ho… aap mat boliye!"
Main (mann me sochta hua): "Yeh iska laal mujhe kahin aane tak pilaa naa kar de!"
Sab andar aaye…
Samne BB shinghasan par baitha tha!
Jab usne mujhe dekha…
Woh turant apni jagah se utha…
Aur mere pairon me gir gaya!
Mujhe pata hi nahi chala… lekin jaise hi maine mahal me kadam rakha,
Mera roop badal chuka tha!
BB (respect me jhuk kar): "Samarat! Aap yahan kaise?"
Main (usse uthate hue): "Aisa nahi karte!"
"Ab yahan ke raja tum ho… mere samne mat jhukoo!"
BB (aankhon me aansu le kar): "Main aapke bina kuch nahi tha, Samrat!"
Main side me halki si chutki bajata hoon…
Aur Jokabaar waha aa jata hai!
Main (BB ki taraf dekh kar): "Iski zara dhulai karwa…"
"Baad me baat karunga isse!"
Jokabaar (gabra ke): "Nahi! Main sab kuch bataunga aapko!"
Main (thoda mazak me): "Baat woh nahi hai!"
"Yaha ke bandi grah thode sun ho rahe hain…"
"Aur teri cheekhon ki zaroorat hai unhe!"
BB ne turant tali bajayi…
Sainik andar aa gaye!
BB (dhamak bhari awaaz me): "Isse le jao!"
"Aur karagrah me aisi dhulai karo ki dil khush ho jaaye!"
"Par… maarna mat!"
Sainik Jokabaar ko pakad ke le gaye…
Main (BB se): "Accha! Mera woh wala mahal khaali hai na?"
BB: "Haan Samrat! Kya intezaam karu?"
"Naach-gaane ka? Ya… Kaliyon ka?"
Saloni (beech me aake): "Nahi! Uski zaroorat nahi hai!"
"Hum bahut hain… inhe nachwane ke liye!"
Main (mann me): "Yeh aaj zyada hi udd rahi hai!"
BB (Saloni ki taraf dekh kar): "Ji, Maharani Sahiba! Main samajh gaya!"
Usne turant taali bajayi…
Aur sainik andar aaye!
BB (dhamak bhari awaaz me): "Sainiko! Maharani ko sandesha bhejwa do!"
Main (shock me): "Kya bola?!"
"Dubara bol!"
BB (haath jod kar): "Woh, Samrat!"
"Maine socha… ab accha aadmi banna hai,"
"Toh ek aurat hi hai jo mujhe sudhar sakti hai!"
Main (thoda chidkar): "Chal thik hai!"
"Par bataya nahi mujhe?!"
BB (thoda sharmate hue): "Maafi chahta hoon!"
"Par kya karoon? Ladayi hui paas ke rajya se…"
"Aap jaante hi hain… hum jeet gaye!"
"Aur main us raja ko maarne hi wala tha…"
"Ki… Jaanika mere samne aa gayi!"
Main ekdum bhadak gaya!
Mere chehre ka rang badalne laga…
Sab mere peeche aa gaye…
BB (ghabra kar): "Samrat! Kya hua?"
Saloni (pareshan hokar): "Bolo na! Kya hua?"
Main (ghusse me dhaadkar): "Janu! Janu!"
"Tum sab Janu ko kaise bhool gaye?!""
BB (jaldi se): "Main bhi chalta hoon aapke saath!"
Main (tez awaaz me): "Nahi!"
"Tum in sabko mahal me rakho!"
"Main akela jaaunga!"
Devika: "Main—"
Main (usse rok kar, gusse me): "Kaha na, nahi!"
Aur bina kisi aur baat ke…
Main bhaagta hua… gayab ho gaya!
Mujhe bas ek jagah jaana tha…
Jahan Janu giri thi!
Par jaise hi waha pahucha…
Waha Janu nahi thi!
Waha sirf rakh thi…
Chaaro taraf safed raakh…
Aur halki-halki aag lagi hui thi!
Jaise main kisi manhoos jagah pe aa gaya hoon!
Main (bechaini se, neeche jhuk kar): "Yeh raakh kuch ajeeb si lag rahi hai…"
Akhir… yaha hua kya?
Aur… Janu kahan gayi?!
Maine raakh ko haath me uthaya.
Jaise hi maine usse chhua,
Ek tez bhavandar uthne laga!
Yeh koi aam aandhi nahi thi…
Yeh mujhe apni taraf kheench rahi thi!
Aur mujhe mehsoos hone laga ki yehi mujhe meri Janu ke paas le jaayegi!
Kyuki…
Uski cheekhein, uska dukh… hawa me goonj raha tha!
Kuch toh galat tha!
Kuch jo Janu mujhse chhupa rahi thi…
Maine ek kadam aage badhaya…
Aur apni saari takat jodkar… uss bhavandar ke andar ghus gaya!
Jaise hi maine usme kadam rakha,
Meri duniya ghoomne lagi!
Itni tez raftaar se…
Ki agar meri jagah koi aur hota,
Toh chaakkar khaakar gir padta!
Hawa mere sharir se tez thakkaar maar rahi thi!
Meri haddiyan cheekh rahi thi…
Lekin main sirf ek hi cheez soch raha tha…
"Janu ko bachana hai!"
"Janu ko bachana hai!"
Maine aankhein band kar li…
Aur phir…
Sab kuch shaant ho gaya!
Bilkul gehra sannata…
Ek ajeeb si thandi hawa…
Meri saanse tez chal rahi thi!
Tabhi…
Ek awaaz aayi!
Maine aankhein kholi!
Mere saamne ek sainik khada tha!
Sainik (jhuk kar): "Maharaj… aapka intezaar ho raha hai, Rajkumar!"
Main (shock me): "Kaun Rajkumar?! Kaun Maharaj?! Kya bakwas hai yeh sab?!"
Maine aage badhne ki koshish ki…
Jaise hi ek kadam aage rakha,
Mere upar phoolon ki baarish hone lagi!
Main (gusse se): "YEH KYA HO RAHA HAI?!"
Daasi (muskura kar, haath jodkar): "Rajkumar… yeh aapke swagat ka samay hai!"
Main (pareshani me): "Mujhe yeh sab nahi chahiye! Mujhe Janu chahiye! Aur yeh jagah kaun si hai?!"
Tabhi…
Ek bhayanak awaaz gunji!
Ek itni bhayanak awaaz… jo main kabhi nahi bhool sakta tha!
kaal ki awaaz!
kaal (tez hasi ke saath): "Swagat hai… Damad ji! Tumhare banaye hue narak mein!"
Mera poora badan thanda pad gaya!
Ek ajeeb si jalan… jaise koi aag andar sulag rahi ho!
Main (gusse me chilla kar): "kaal! Meri Janu ko waapas karo! Usne tumhara kya bigaada hai? Use in sab me mat lao!"
kaal (tez hasi ke saath): "Kaun Janu?! Kiski Janu?! Yahan koi Janu nahi hai!"
Main (garajne laga): "Main yahan aa gaya hoon! Ab usse chhod do!"
kaal (hasi ke saath): "Kisse chhod doon? Tumhari Janu ko? Ya Ruhani ko?"
Main (ek pal ke liye rukh kar, tez saans le kar): "Mujhe koi matlab nahi kisi Ruhani se! Mujhe bas Jhanvi chahiye!"
kaal (mazak me): "Arre! Janu… Jhanvi… Itni ladkiyan main yahan laaya nahi! Waise bhi, yeh narak me koi tikti kaha hai? Tumhara jaadu mujhe roke hue hai… toh baaki kya karenge?"
Main (gusse se daant kaskar): "Mujhe pata hai… Tum yahan se bahar nahi aa sakte! Isliye mujhe yahan le aaye! Par meri Jhanvi ko kuch mat kehna!"
kaal (hasi ke saath): "Le… teri Janu! Arre nahi! Jhanvi!"
Aur jaise hi usne yeh kaha…
Samne Janu aa gayi!
Lekin aisi haalat me…
Ki main hil gaya pura!
Janu cheekh rahi thi: "Dev! Bacha lo!"
Aur uske sharir se ruh chhichhi ja rahi thi!
Main (chilla pada): "Nahi!"
Maine bhaag kar uske paas pahuchna chaha!
Par jaise hi maine usse haath lagaya…
Woh gayab ho gayi!
Kyunki woh Janu ki sirf ek chhavi thi!
Main (gusse me daant pees ke): "kaal! Chhod de usse! Varna mai tujhe—"
Maine apni talwaar laane ke liye haath uthaya!
kaal (hasi chhupate hue): "Nahi! Aisa kuch mat karna… Varna… bichari…"
Janu (door se cheekhti hai): "DEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV…!"
Mujhe mehsoos ho raha tha…
Agar ek aur pal der ho gayi…
Toh mai Janu ko hamesha ke liye kho dunga!
Bahut badhiya update hai bhai.......Update 238
(Chapter - Khonni Aatank 4 )
Sona (tezi se): "Woh baat yeh hai naa… mujhe bhookh lagi hai! Mujhe kuch accha khana hai! Aur acchi jagah pe khana hai… jahan maza aaye!"
"Aur sabke saath baith kar khana hai!"
"Paani me pair duba hone chahiye… aur aap waha aaraam se iss se baat karna… hum kuch nahi kahenge!"
Main (shock me sir khujaate hue): "Yeh kya bakne lagi?!"
Main: "Khaana kya hai? Saaf-saaf bolo na!"
Devika (excited tone me): "Matlab yahan jungle me kya baat karein?! Mahal chalte hain!"
Main (halki si hasi ke saath): "Accha! Chalo! BB se bhi mukat ho jaayenge!"
Sab (ek saath, confused): "Kya bola?!"
Main (samjhate hue): "Woh… Blackbird… short me BB!"
Saloni (hasi chhupate hue): "Sab ek saath ho jaayein… toh iss chuhe ko aap hi pakdo!"
"Mai toh aapke honth hi pakad sakti hoon!"
Main (halki si muskurahat ke saath): "Accha baba! Main isko aur Amit ko sambhal lunga… tum shuru karo waha jaane ki vidhi!"
Saloni (nakhre wale lehze me): "Be modern!"
Main (hasi ke saath): "Accha, PROCESS!"
Thodi hi der me…
Hum sab waha pahunch gaye!
Samne ek bada sa mahal tha…
Aur hum bahar khade the!
Saloni (nakhre se): "Chhhhiiii! Yeh kya hai?!"
Main (chauk kar): "Ab kya ho gaya?!"
Saloni (hasi daba kar): "Yaha sirf mustande hi har darwaze par khade hain!"
Main (uske shabd usi pe chhodte hue): "Be modern!"
Saloni (thoda zyada attitude ke saath): "Okk fine… door par!"
Main: "Toh?"
Saloni: "Devika! Saach me inhe ladko se door hi rakhna hoga! Tabhi toh soch rahi thi yeh itne romantic ho kar bhaag kyun jaate hain!"
Devika (hasi ke saath): "Haan, sahi kaha Saloni!"
Main (irritated): "Kya sahi kaha?! Chalo na andar!"
Saloni (ghoom kar, aankhon me ek shatir chamak ke saath): "Main toh aapke fayde ki baat kar rahi hoon!"
"Jab yahan mast-mast sevikayein hongi…"
"Toh aapka mann humme chhod kar kahi aur nahi bhatakayega!"
Main (mazak me): "Kahi aisa na ho… tum bach jao!"
"Aur suhaagraat unnke saath ho jaaye!"
Saloni (nakhoon dekhti hui, shant awaaz me): "Toh?"
Neha (achanak chillate hue): "Aeeeeee!"
Main (chauk kar): "Pagal ho kya, Neha?! Chilla mat!"
Neha (gusse me): "Yeh ghussa ho raha hai!"
Main (irritated): "Ek yeh abhi aaya bhi nahi… aur mera jeena haram kar raha hai!"
Neha (jaldi se): "Mere laal ko kuch mat kaho!"
Main (hasi dabate hue): "Bas bhi karo na!"
"Kya pata laal hoga yaa kala…!"
"Ab chalo andar… ab koi kuch nahi bolega—"
Mere hoth ekdum bandh ho gaye!
Neha (hasi ke saath): "Hum bolenge!"
"Biwiya hain hum! Mard aap ho… aap mat boliye!"
Main (mann me sochta hua): "Yeh iska laal mujhe kahin aane tak pilaa naa kar de!"
Sab andar aaye…
Samne BB shinghasan par baitha tha!
Jab usne mujhe dekha…
Woh turant apni jagah se utha…
Aur mere pairon me gir gaya!
Mujhe pata hi nahi chala… lekin jaise hi maine mahal me kadam rakha,
Mera roop badal chuka tha!
BB (respect me jhuk kar): "Samarat! Aap yahan kaise?"
Main (usse uthate hue): "Aisa nahi karte!"
"Ab yahan ke raja tum ho… mere samne mat jhukoo!"
BB (aankhon me aansu le kar): "Main aapke bina kuch nahi tha, Samrat!"
Main side me halki si chutki bajata hoon…
Aur Jokabaar waha aa jata hai!
Main (BB ki taraf dekh kar): "Iski zara dhulai karwa…"
"Baad me baat karunga isse!"
Jokabaar (gabra ke): "Nahi! Main sab kuch bataunga aapko!"
Main (thoda mazak me): "Baat woh nahi hai!"
"Yaha ke bandi grah thode sun ho rahe hain…"
"Aur teri cheekhon ki zaroorat hai unhe!"
BB ne turant tali bajayi…
Sainik andar aa gaye!
BB (dhamak bhari awaaz me): "Isse le jao!"
"Aur karagrah me aisi dhulai karo ki dil khush ho jaaye!"
"Par… maarna mat!"
Sainik Jokabaar ko pakad ke le gaye…
Main (BB se): "Accha! Mera woh wala mahal khaali hai na?"
BB: "Haan Samrat! Kya intezaam karu?"
"Naach-gaane ka? Ya… Kaliyon ka?"
Saloni (beech me aake): "Nahi! Uski zaroorat nahi hai!"
"Hum bahut hain… inhe nachwane ke liye!"
Main (mann me): "Yeh aaj zyada hi udd rahi hai!"
BB (Saloni ki taraf dekh kar): "Ji, Maharani Sahiba! Main samajh gaya!"
Usne turant taali bajayi…
Aur sainik andar aaye!
BB (dhamak bhari awaaz me): "Sainiko! Maharani ko sandesha bhejwa do!"
Main (shock me): "Kya bola?!"
"Dubara bol!"
BB (haath jod kar): "Woh, Samrat!"
"Maine socha… ab accha aadmi banna hai,"
"Toh ek aurat hi hai jo mujhe sudhar sakti hai!"
Main (thoda chidkar): "Chal thik hai!"
"Par bataya nahi mujhe?!"
BB (thoda sharmate hue): "Maafi chahta hoon!"
"Par kya karoon? Ladayi hui paas ke rajya se…"
"Aap jaante hi hain… hum jeet gaye!"
"Aur main us raja ko maarne hi wala tha…"
"Ki… Jaanika mere samne aa gayi!"
Main ekdum bhadak gaya!
Mere chehre ka rang badalne laga…
Sab mere peeche aa gaye…
BB (ghabra kar): "Samrat! Kya hua?"
Saloni (pareshan hokar): "Bolo na! Kya hua?"
Main (ghusse me dhaadkar): "Janu! Janu!"
"Tum sab Janu ko kaise bhool gaye?!""
BB (jaldi se): "Main bhi chalta hoon aapke saath!"
Main (tez awaaz me): "Nahi!"
"Tum in sabko mahal me rakho!"
"Main akela jaaunga!"
Devika: "Main—"
Main (usse rok kar, gusse me): "Kaha na, nahi!"
Aur bina kisi aur baat ke…
Main bhaagta hua… gayab ho gaya!
Mujhe bas ek jagah jaana tha…
Jahan Janu giri thi!
Par jaise hi waha pahucha…
Waha Janu nahi thi!
Waha sirf rakh thi…
Chaaro taraf safed raakh…
Aur halki-halki aag lagi hui thi!
Jaise main kisi manhoos jagah pe aa gaya hoon!
Main (bechaini se, neeche jhuk kar): "Yeh raakh kuch ajeeb si lag rahi hai…"
Akhir… yaha hua kya?
Aur… Janu kahan gayi?!
Maine raakh ko haath me uthaya.
Jaise hi maine usse chhua,
Ek tez bhavandar uthne laga!
Yeh koi aam aandhi nahi thi…
Yeh mujhe apni taraf kheench rahi thi!
Aur mujhe mehsoos hone laga ki yehi mujhe meri Janu ke paas le jaayegi!
Kyuki…
Uski cheekhein, uska dukh… hawa me goonj raha tha!
Kuch toh galat tha!
Kuch jo Janu mujhse chhupa rahi thi…
Maine ek kadam aage badhaya…
Aur apni saari takat jodkar… uss bhavandar ke andar ghus gaya!
Jaise hi maine usme kadam rakha,
Meri duniya ghoomne lagi!
Itni tez raftaar se…
Ki agar meri jagah koi aur hota,
Toh chaakkar khaakar gir padta!
Hawa mere sharir se tez thakkaar maar rahi thi!
Meri haddiyan cheekh rahi thi…
Lekin main sirf ek hi cheez soch raha tha…
"Janu ko bachana hai!"
"Janu ko bachana hai!"
Maine aankhein band kar li…
Aur phir…
Sab kuch shaant ho gaya!
Bilkul gehra sannata…
Ek ajeeb si thandi hawa…
Meri saanse tez chal rahi thi!
Tabhi…
Ek awaaz aayi!
Maine aankhein kholi!
Mere saamne ek sainik khada tha!
Sainik (jhuk kar): "Maharaj… aapka intezaar ho raha hai, Rajkumar!"
Main (shock me): "Kaun Rajkumar?! Kaun Maharaj?! Kya bakwas hai yeh sab?!"
Maine aage badhne ki koshish ki…
Jaise hi ek kadam aage rakha,
Mere upar phoolon ki baarish hone lagi!
Main (gusse se): "YEH KYA HO RAHA HAI?!"
Daasi (muskura kar, haath jodkar): "Rajkumar… yeh aapke swagat ka samay hai!"
Main (pareshani me): "Mujhe yeh sab nahi chahiye! Mujhe Janu chahiye! Aur yeh jagah kaun si hai?!"
Tabhi…
Ek bhayanak awaaz gunji!
Ek itni bhayanak awaaz… jo main kabhi nahi bhool sakta tha!
kaal ki awaaz!
kaal (tez hasi ke saath): "Swagat hai… Damad ji! Tumhare banaye hue narak mein!"
Mera poora badan thanda pad gaya!
Ek ajeeb si jalan… jaise koi aag andar sulag rahi ho!
Main (gusse me chilla kar): "kaal! Meri Janu ko waapas karo! Usne tumhara kya bigaada hai? Use in sab me mat lao!"
kaal (tez hasi ke saath): "Kaun Janu?! Kiski Janu?! Yahan koi Janu nahi hai!"
Main (garajne laga): "Main yahan aa gaya hoon! Ab usse chhod do!"
kaal (hasi ke saath): "Kisse chhod doon? Tumhari Janu ko? Ya Ruhani ko?"
Main (ek pal ke liye rukh kar, tez saans le kar): "Mujhe koi matlab nahi kisi Ruhani se! Mujhe bas Jhanvi chahiye!"
kaal (mazak me): "Arre! Janu… Jhanvi… Itni ladkiyan main yahan laaya nahi! Waise bhi, yeh narak me koi tikti kaha hai? Tumhara jaadu mujhe roke hue hai… toh baaki kya karenge?"
Main (gusse se daant kaskar): "Mujhe pata hai… Tum yahan se bahar nahi aa sakte! Isliye mujhe yahan le aaye! Par meri Jhanvi ko kuch mat kehna!"
kaal (hasi ke saath): "Le… teri Janu! Arre nahi! Jhanvi!"
Aur jaise hi usne yeh kaha…
Samne Janu aa gayi!
Lekin aisi haalat me…
Ki main hil gaya pura!
Janu cheekh rahi thi: "Dev! Bacha lo!"
Aur uske sharir se ruh chhichhi ja rahi thi!
Main (chilla pada): "Nahi!"
Maine bhaag kar uske paas pahuchna chaha!
Par jaise hi maine usse haath lagaya…
Woh gayab ho gayi!
Kyunki woh Janu ki sirf ek chhavi thi!
Main (gusse me daant pees ke): "kaal! Chhod de usse! Varna mai tujhe—"
Maine apni talwaar laane ke liye haath uthaya!
kaal (hasi chhupate hue): "Nahi! Aisa kuch mat karna… Varna… bichari…"
Janu (door se cheekhti hai): "DEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV…!"
Mujhe mehsoos ho raha tha…
Agar ek aur pal der ho gayi…
Toh mai Janu ko hamesha ke liye kho dunga!
Achchi chal chal raha h KaalUpdate 229
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Woh mujhe khinch kar andar le jaane lagi.
Main – "Kahan le ja rahi ho?"
Par woh bina kuch bole mujhe ek room mein le gayi aisa laga hum kisi alag jagah ke room me aa gaye.
Room ka mahaul ajeeb sa tha—diwaron par purani lakdi ki carving thi, aur ek purani mombatti ka ujala poore kamre mein sirf dar aur suspense bhar raha tha. Hawa ka ek tez jhoka andar aaya aur mombatti ki lau kaapne lagi.
Main – "Ab toh bolo, kya baat hai?"
Janu – "Mujhe tumse kuch chahiye... meri ek maang poori karni hai."
Uski awaaz mein ek ajeeb si kashish thi, jo ek saath hi pyar aur dhoka dono ka ehsaas kara rahi thi.
Main – "Kya chahiye tumhe, Janu?"
Janu – (Meri taraf dekh kar) "Meri maang apne khoon se bhar do."
Main ek second ke liye chok gaya. Uski baat itni ajeeb thi ki kuch der ke liye main bas uske chehre ko padhta raha. Uski aankhon mein ek ajeeb si roshni thi, jaise uska asli roop saamne aane wala ho.
Main – "Kya? Khoon se? Aisa kyun?"
Janu – "Tum jaante ho na, main kali shaktiyon ki maalik hoon. Agar tum meri maang apne khoon se bharenge, toh humara bandhan kabhi nahi tootega. Yeh atoot rishta ban jayega."
Uski baat sunte hi ek ajeeb si thandak meri reedh ki haddi tak uth gayi. Us waqt mujhe Masoom ki yaad aayi – uska muskurata chehra aur uska pyar. Ek ajeeb si feeling thi, jaise kuch galat hone wala ho.
Main – "Janu, aise baatein mat kiya karo. Purane tareeke hi sahi hain, unme hi apni baat rakho."
Janu – (Halki si muskaan ke saath) "Pata nahi, yeh baatein kaise mere muh se nikal gayi... lagta hai dil ki baat thi."
Uski baaton mein kuch toh tha jo mujhe uske liye sab kuch karne ko majboor kar raha tha. Main ne apna khanjar nikala aur uski maang bhar di.
Jaise hi maang bhari, aasman mein ek tez kadak awaz gunj uthi. Badal zor se garajne lage, aur hawaa itni tez ho gayi jaise poori duniya hil rahi ho.
Darwaza zor-zor se khulne aur band hone laga – fat fat fat. Poora room ek ajeeb si energy se bhar gaya. Diwaron ke chhupay hue chehre jaise zinda ho gaye ho, aur room ki lakdi ek karahte hue awaaz nikal rahi thi.
Ped bahar jor-jor se hilne lage, aur tabhi ek bijli kadki. Janu dar ke maare mujhse lipat gayi. Uski aankhein band thi, aur uski saans itni tez thi ki mujhe uska dar mehsoos ho raha tha.
Aur phir meri aankhein bhi ek ajeeb si feeling ke saath band ho gayi. Tab mujhe ek manzar dikhai diya—ek manzar jo meri soch se pare tha.
Janu ek mard ke upar bethi hui thi. Uska poora roop badal chuka tha—uski aankhein laal ho chuki thi, aur uske chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, jaise woh mujhe ek bade raaz ke paas le ja rahi ho.
Main – "Yeh... yeh nahi ho sakta. Janu, tum aisa kaise kar sakti ho? Main tumse itna pyar karta hoon, tumhein har cheez se dur rakha... aur phir bhi... pehle Masoom aur ab tum?!"
Mera dil ek ajeeb si halat mein tha – gussa, dukh aur pyar ka ek ajeeb sa mix. Janu ab mujhe dekh kar ek ajeeb si hansi de rahi thi, jaise woh meri takleef ka maza le rahi ho.
Aur tab... ek awaz peechhe se aayi –
"Yeh sirf shuruat hai, Dev. Tumhein abhi aur kuch dekhna baaki hai..."
Yeh kaun tha? Us room mein aur kaun tha? Manzar ab aur bhi heavy ho chuka tha.
Main ne usse khud se alag kiya.
Janu – "Kya hua?"
Main – "Pehle yeh batao, yeh sab kab shuru kiya hai tumne?"
Janu – "Kya? Main samjhi nahi."
Main – "Janu, kyun chhupa rahi ho mujhse? Main tumse pyaar karta hoon."
Janu – "Main bhi aapse bina shart ke pyaar karti hoon."
Main – "Achha? Toh phir aisi kya zarurat pad gayi tumhe ki tum logon ki rooh ko cheenne lagi?"
Janu ka sar neeche ho gaya, jaise uske paas jawab ho, par kehna nahi chahti.
Main – "Kya hua, Janu? Bolo na. Kya yeh sach hai?"
Janu kuch nahi boli. Uski khamoshi mujhe aur bechain kar rahi thi.
Main uski taraf badha, par woh peeche hat gayi.
Main samajh nahi pa raha tha ki usse kya ho gaya hai. "Maine sirf poocha hai, Janu, yeh bol kyun nahi rahi ho?"
Phir se main uski taraf badha, aur woh fir peeche ho gayi.
Janu – "Please, aise mat karo... mujhe dar lag raha hai."
Main chauk gaya. Main – "Kya kaha tumne? Mujhse dar lag raha hai? Aaj aisa kya ho gaya hai?"
Janu – "Main reh nahi paati hoon... rooh ke bina ab."
Uske haath kaapne lage. Main ne uska haath zor se pakad liya, taaki woh aur peeche na ja sake.
Janu – (Aansu bhari aankhon se) "Mujhe dard ho raha hai."
Main ne turant uska haath chhod diya.
Main – "Aakhir kyun dar rahi ho? Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha hai."
Janu – "Mujhe apne andar aisa lagta hai ki tum mujhe maar doge."
Main ne apne haath uski taraf badhate hue kaha, "Nahi, jaan, main aisa kabhi nahi karunga. Tum meri patni ho."
Janu – "Nnn... nnnn... hai! Aapki aankhon se dar lag raha hai... jaise yeh mujhe kha jayengi. Aur aapke haathon se lagta hai jaise aap mera gala daba denge."
Mujhe na jaane kyun uski baaton se gussa aa raha tha. Uska yeh roop mere liye ajnabee lag raha tha.
Achanak woh gir padi. Main ne turant usse uthaya aur bed par lita diya.
Maine ek glass paani liya aur uske chehre par chhite maare. Woh hosh mein aayi, par hosh sambhalte hi hadbada gayi.
Woh seedha mere gale lag gayi.
Janu – "Dev, Dev, Dev... tum aa gaye! Kahan chale gaye the tum? Pata hai, abhi ek darinda aaya tha. Woh meri taraf badh raha tha. Kahan the tum? Dekho, usne mere haathon ko kitna zor se dabaya hai!"
Usne apne haath dikhaye, aur mujhe dekhte hi meri saans ruk gayi. Uske haathon par bade-bade panje ke nishan the. Woh nishan insaan ke nahi lag rahe the.
Main usse alag ho gaya aur door khada ho gaya.
Janu – "Kya tum mujhse door kyun ja rahe ho?"
Woh mere paas aane lagi, par maine usse rok diya.
Main – "Nahi, Janu, mere paas mat aao. Main Masoom ko kho chuka hoon. Tumhe bhi chot na pahucha doon."
Janu – "Sunno... ruk jao... Dev, please."
Lekin main bina kuch sune wahan se khidki ke raaste bahar chala gaya. Baarish shuru ho chuki thi, aur hawa mein ek ajeeb si thandak thi.
Room ke andar:
Janu mujhe dekh rahi thi, jaise kuch samajhne ki koshish kar rahi ho.
Janu – "Mujhe maaf kar dena, Dev. Main tumhe nahi bata sakti ki main kaun hoon. Kahi meri sacchai jaan kar tum mujhse nafrat na karne lago."
Woh dheere-dheere chal kar sheeshe ke saamne chali gayi.
Sheeshe mein uska aks kuch alag dikh raha tha—uski aankhein laal thi, aur peechhe ek saaya sa dikh raha tha.
Janu – "Pitaji, aap kyun aaye hain yahan? Ab bhi aapko chain nahi mila?"
Note :- Mujhe Lagtaa Name se kuch essue ho sakate sites par aage toh abb se mahakaal ko kaal se replace krate hai waise toh mere story me uss se related kuch galat nahi phir bhi sahi rahega ki hata de kyuki woh villian roop me hai i know sab understand karenge
Saya (Kaal) – "Beti, kaise na aata? Aaj tu suhagan ban gayi hai. Kya tu ab bhi mere liye woh kaam nahi karegi?"
Janu – "Aap dobara sochna bhi mat samajhna. Aur yeh (Dev) itne shaktishaali hain ki aapko khatam kar denge."
Kaal (halki hasi ke saath) – "Beti, mera naam Kaal hai. Kaal ek baar wapas aa gaya na, toh sirf iss duniya mein maut hi maut hogi."
Janu – "Aaj aapke shraap ki wajah se mujhe logon ki rooh cheen kar jeena pad raha hai."
Kaal – "Beti, tera aur tere daamadji ka baccha itna shaktishaali hoga ki saari duniya uski shakti ke aage jhuk jayegi."
Janu – "Accha? Kya usmein itni takat hogi ki woh aapko maar sake?"
Kaal (gusse mein chilate hue) – "ROOHANI!"
Janu (teekhi nazar se) – "Dobara kabhi yeh naam mat lena! Mera naam Jahanvi hai, matlab Janu!"
Kaal – "Jab usse pata chalega ki tu kya hai, woh tujhse nafrat karega. Woh tujhse baat nahi karega, tujhe ghar se nikal dega."
Janu – "Mera pyaar itna kamzor nahi hai jo zara si hawa se udh jaye."
Kaal – "Achha? Toh phir kyun chupaya tune ki tu wahi Roohani hai, jo bina rooh ke ek saal bhi zinda nahi reh sakti?"
Janu – "Accha? Aapko lagta hai ki yeh jaan kar woh mujhe chhod denge?"
Kaal – "Haan, beti. Acchai waalon ko sirf acchai pasand hai."
Janu – "Chale jaiye yahan se. Ab mujhe aapse kuch nahi kehna. Aap jitne bhi bade-bade daave kar lo, innka banaya hua kavach aap ab tak tod nahi paaye hain."
Kaal – "Dekhna, jab main aaunga na, toh tujhe aur tere chahne waalon ko maar dalunga. Aur sabse pehle tere aur isske bacche ko khatam karunga."
Janu ka gussa ab apne charam par tha. Usne mirror tod diya. Shishe ke tukde zameen par bikhre the, aur uska chehra ek alag roop mein dikh raha tha—tez, prakhar aur jaanleva.
Bahaar ka Scene:
Main ghar ke bahar nikal gaya. Hawa mein ek ajeeb si shanti thi. Gaon ke chhote bacche khushi-khushi khel rahe the. Auratein apne kaam mein vyast thi, aur mard shaam ki gupshup mein lage hue the.
Main iss soch mein pada tha ki kya maine sach mein Janu ko dara diya? Shayad mera gussa mujhe badalne laga tha.
Mujhe ekant ki zarurat thi. Ek aisi jagah jahan main akela baith kar apne vichar saaf kar saku.
Yeh kia dev tow poori tarah se bhedia ban gaya or Ratan Singh ka kaam bhi tamam ker diaUpdate 230
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Mujhe mehsoos ho raha tha jaise koi mera peecha kar raha ho. Ek ajeeb si bechaini thi jo andar se mujhe kaat rahi thi. Maine peeche mudkar dekha—koi nahi tha. Na kisi ki parchhayi, na koi aahat, na kisi ke mann ki awaaz. Sab kuch shant tha… unnaturally shant.
Main dheere-dheere aage badha. Talab ke paas ek bada sa pathar tha—meri pasandida jagah. Maine bina soche uss par jaakar baith gaya. Thandi hawa mere chehre se takra rahi thi, lekin mere andar ek aag si jal rahi thi.
Maine zor se chillaya—"Masoom! Kaha ho tum? Mujhse baat karo, please!"
Halki si sarsarahat hui, aur phir ek jaani-pehchani awaaz goonj uthi—
Masoom: "Kya baat hai? Kyun pareshan kar rahe ho mujhe?"
Meri saansein tez ho gayi. Yeh wohi awaaz thi jo mere dil ki har dhadkan me basi thi.
Main: "Kya ab meri awaaz bhi tumhe pareshan karne lagi?"
Masoom: "Haan! Mujhe chain se jeene do. Tum wahan apni zindagi jee lo, jaise kaha tha mujhe bhool jao!"
Uski awaaz mein narazgi thi… aur shayad dukh bhi.
Main: "Masoom, kya tumhe lagta hai ki sirf aise keh dene se main tumhe bhool jaunga?"
Masoom: "Aakhir kyun kar rahe ho aisa? Main ab wapas nahi aa sakti… Apni doosri premikaon ke saath pyaar nibhao, mujhe bhool jao!"
Uska har shabd aisa lag raha tha jaise koi nangi talwar mere dil par chal rahi ho.
Main: "Bas ek baar bata do, tumhe wapas kaise la sakta hoon?"
Ek pal ke liye sab kuch shant ho gaya. Masoom ki awaaz aani band ho gayi thi. Maine usse fir bulaya, lekin koi jawaab nahi aaya.
Gusse aur bechaini se maine zor se pathar par mukka maara. Pathar ek zor ke dhmakke ke saath tukde-tukde ho gaya.
Main: "MASOOOOMMM!!!"
Meri cheekh talab ke paas goonj uthi, par koi jawab nahi aaya. Achaanak, mere sharir mein ek ajeeb si garmi daud gayi. Mujhe mehsoos hone laga jaise meri haddiyan todh rahi ho, mera mass phat raha ho. Mere haath, pair sabhi lachakne lage.
Mere shareer par mote, kaale baal ugne lage. Nakhoon tez aur nokeelay hone lage. Dard se main idhar-udhar ladkhadane laga. Achaanak, main zameen par gir gaya.
Tabhi, kisi ke kadmon ki aahat sunayi di. Koi dheere-dheere meri taraf aa raha tha. Andhere mein ek parchhayi dikh rahi thi.
Jaise hi woh aadmi kareeb aaya, chandni roshni mein uska chehra dikhai diya—Ratan Singh!
Usne ghabra kar kaha—"Arre Dev beta, yeh kya ho raha hai tujhe?! Yeh tere sharir par baal… yeh nakhun?"
Main uski taraf dekha, par meri aankhein ab pehle jaisi nahi thi. Duniya mujhe ek alag hi nazar se dikh rahi thi.
Main: "Aaaahhhhhh! Aap yahan kya kar rahe hain? Aapko yahan nahi aana chahiye tha!"
Meri awaaz murmurahat se bhari thi. Ek ajeeb si garaj. Mera face dheere-dheere badalne laga. Mera moonh lambaa hone laga. Daant bade aur nokeelay ho gaye.
Ratan Singh ek kadam peeche hata. Uske chehre par sirf ek ehsaas tha—darr!
Ratan (halki si sitti bhajakar): "T—T—T-Tum… ek MANAVBHEDIYA ho!"
Main dheere-dheere khada hua. Mera poora sharir ab ek wolf ka roop le chuka tha. Andhere mein meri aankhein chamak rahi thi. Ab main ek insaan nahi tha—ek 15-16 foot lamba, bhayanak WEREWOLF tha!
Ratan Singh ne ek jhatke mein apni pistol nikaal li. Uske haath kaanp rahe the.
Ratan: "Main kehta hoon, door raho mujhse!"
Main zor se dhadkaar maara. Pistol ka trigger dabaane se pehle hi Ratan Singh ka chehra laal pad gaya. Maine mehsoos kiya—aaj tak mujhe kisi ke khoon ki itni pyaas nahi lagi thi jitni ab lag rahi hai… aur Ratan Singh ka khoon mujhse bas ek kadam door tha!
Mera dil ab sirf ek hi cheez chahta tha—khoon!
Main dheere-dheere Ratan Singh ki taraf aage badha. Uski saansein tez ho gayi thi. Dar unke chehre par saaf dikh raha tha. Maine ek kadam aur badhaya, aur unhone bina soche mujh par fire kar diya!
BANG!
Ek goli seedha mere seene par lagi, par mujhe koi dard mehsoos nahi hua. Main apni jagah par ruka hi nahi, bas unki taraf aur tez bhaagne laga. Ratan Singh ghabrakar mudhe aur jungle ki gehraiyon mein bhaagne lage.
Lekin main bhi ek pal ke liye ruka nahi.
Unke peecho peeche bhaagta raha… aur jaise hi unhone peeche mudkar mujhe dekha, main ek hi jhatke mein unke upar kood gaya!
"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Ratan Singh ki cheekh jungle ke har kone mein goonj uthi. Itni tez aur bhayanak ki gaon walon tak uski aawaaz pahunch gayi.
Maine bina ek pal gavaaye, apne bade-bade daanton se unki gardan pakdi—aur ek jhatke mein tod di!
Khoon ka garam stream mere muh mein behne laga. Ek ajeeb si masti thi is khoon mein… garm, swaadisht, aur mahak se bhara.
Main masti se unka khoon peene laga.
"Aaj tak kyun door raha main iss laal samundar se?"
Khoon peete waqt mere andar ek naya junoon jaag raha tha. Ek bhook, ek pyaas jo ab control ke bahar thi. Ek soch mere mann mein aayi—
"Kaash ab kisi ladki ka sharir mil jaaye… khoon aur sharir ki garmi ka ilaaj ho jaaye!"
( Yeh ek bhediye ki soch thi, ek aise janwar ki jiske mann par ab koi haawi nahi ho sakta tha! )
Maine Ratan Singh ka pura khoon choos liya. Unki laash ek bejaan gudiya ki tarah zameen par gir gayi. Jaise hi maine unka sharir chhoda, unke andar se ek chamak nikal kar hawa mein tairne lagi.
Ek chamkile sone ka tukda aakar mere haathon mein gir gaya.
Maine usse ek pal dekha, fir bina soche talab mein phek diya.
Ab mera sharir ek nayi urja se bhara hua tha. Mera har ang shakti se bhar gaya. Masti mein bhaagte hue, main ek pahaadi ki chhoti par pahunch gaya. Fir maine apna moonh upar uthaya… aur zor se garajne laga—
"Awooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Poora jungle mere is ghor garaj se kaanp utha.
Gaon mein log dar ke mare thithak gaye. Sirf meri cheekh ne poore gaon ka mahaul badal diya tha.
Ek aadmi (ghabraakar): "Arre yeh kaisi bhayanak awaaz hai?!"
Ek aurat (darpok lehze mein): "Lagta hai koi khunkhaar jaanwar hai! Shayad kisi aur jaanwar ko maar diya hoga!"
Ek buddha (dhaari se haath ghumate hue): "Yeh kisi jaanwar ki cheekh nahi thi… Yeh ek insaan ki cheekh thi!"
Ab gaon mein halchal mach gayi thi. Sabko samajh aa raha tha ki kuch toh galat ho raha hai.
Ek aadmi: "Humein sabko andar rehne ki chetavni deni hogi!"
Gaon ka mukhiya saamne aaya. Uski aankhon mein ghabrahat nahi thi—sirf ek zimmedari ka bhaav.
Mukhiya: "Haan! Aur kuch aadmiyon ko leke chalo, dekhna hoga ki kaun mara gaya hai!"
Ek aadmi: "Ji, Mukhiya ji! Oye Kalua, Gopiya, Mangua, chal re saare!"
Gaon wale ikatthe hone lage. Lekin ab woh sirf laathi-dande lekar nahi chal rahe the.
Sabke haathon mein bandook thi.
Gaon badal raha tha. Pehle log laathiyon se ladte the, aaj unke haath mein rifle thi.
Mukhiya apni team ke saath jungle mein ghus gaya.
Aur jaise hi unka kadam jungle ke andar pada, aasman mein bijli chamki.
Barish ek baar phir shuru ho chuki thi.