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Superb update.
Accha maza diya Amit ko....
Accha maza diya Amit ko....
mast hilarious (and hillanewala) update!!!!!!MEGA UPDATE 130
Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki
Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki
thi
Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya
Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa
Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai
Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi
Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi
Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the
Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho
Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise
the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai
Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe
Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena
Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah
Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab
Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe
Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi
Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa
Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag
gayi
Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana
Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga
Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa
karee
Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga
Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki
Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha
Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho
Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai
Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga
Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu
Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai
Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa
kaya haal hai
Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina
Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai
Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai
Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends
Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai
Akhil - ok jao
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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa
nasha tha keval nasha
Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya
Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya
Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho
Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }
Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do
Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke
Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha
Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara
Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska
Mai usske uper aa gaya
Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga
Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp
Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga
Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh
aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo
Mai ruk gaya
Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi
Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya
Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega
uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi
Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa
Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai
Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso
Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga
Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi
Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu
Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha
aur woh mere land ko
Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi
Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya
Nira - ha hee heee
Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe
Nira - haa rula do
Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya
Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss
Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh
kam karna band kar diya tha
Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai
tumhara loda
Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh
aare.
Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo
Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth
Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya
Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai
Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati
Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......
Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar
Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai
Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha
Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko
chumanai laga
Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe
Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga
Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade
Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch
Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m
jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad
Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya
haal hone wala hai
Mai usse upper aa gaya
Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do
Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya
Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga
Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai
Nira -
maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh
.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh
nnikiaahhaaakloooo
Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye
Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya
Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar
diya jhata
Mai - thikk ho naa
Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt
Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya
Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff
dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo
Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar
mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah
Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff
Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa
Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha
Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad
gayi
Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai
Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya
Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya
Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna
Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab
Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai
Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha
Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye
Mai - haa haa thik milega
Garishtha - abhi caahiye
Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya
Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya
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Udhar
Amit - dev kaha hai
Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai
Amit - kaya bola
Kasish - uper gaye hai
Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai
Kasish - he he be bhai
Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche
padha tha
Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache
ho
Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa
A
mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai
Sab chal pade uper
Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi
Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya
Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du
Amit - maaf kar de naa behan
Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din
haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni
jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino
nasadiyo
Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi
Kirti - bus karo didi
Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]
Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi
Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya
Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo
Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai
Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa
Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya
Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus
Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai
Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai
Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu
Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye
Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho
Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai
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Tinno chat par pahuche
Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai
Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai
Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto
Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano
ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega
Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa
Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai
Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai
Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye
Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par
nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega
Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya
Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu
Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga
Aur amit behosh ho gaya
Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi
Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya
Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon
Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi
B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko
Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya
Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko
Kdev - kon chachi
Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar
Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya
Jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......MEGA UPDATE 130
Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki
Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki
thi
Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya
Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa
Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai
Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi
Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi
Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the
Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho
Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise
the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai
Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe
Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena
Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah
Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab
Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe
Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi
Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa
Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag
gayi
Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana
Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga
Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa
karee
Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga
Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki
Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha
Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho
Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai
Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga
Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu
Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai
Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa
kaya haal hai
Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina
Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai
Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai
Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends
Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai
Akhil - ok jao
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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa
nasha tha keval nasha
Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya
Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya
Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho
Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }
Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do
Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke
Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha
Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara
Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska
Mai usske uper aa gaya
Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga
Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp
Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga
Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh
aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo
Mai ruk gaya
Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi
Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya
Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega
uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi
Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa
Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai
Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso
Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga
Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi
Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu
Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha
aur woh mere land ko
Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi
Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya
Nira - ha hee heee
Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe
Nira - haa rula do
Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya
Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss
Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh
kam karna band kar diya tha
Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai
tumhara loda
Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh
aare.
Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo
Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth
Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya
Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai
Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati
Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......
Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar
Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai
Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha
Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko
chumanai laga
Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe
Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga
Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade
Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch
Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m
jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad
Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya
haal hone wala hai
Mai usse upper aa gaya
Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do
Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya
Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga
Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai
Nira -
maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh
.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh
nnikiaahhaaakloooo
Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye
Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya
Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar
diya jhata
Mai - thikk ho naa
Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt
Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya
Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff
dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo
Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar
mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah
Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff
Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa
Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha
Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad
gayi
Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai
Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya
Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya
Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna
Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab
Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai
Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha
Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye
Mai - haa haa thik milega
Garishtha - abhi caahiye
Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya
Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya
_________________________________
Udhar
Amit - dev kaha hai
Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai
Amit - kaya bola
Kasish - uper gaye hai
Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai
Kasish - he he be bhai
Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche
padha tha
Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache
ho
Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa
A
mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai
Sab chal pade uper
Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi
Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya
Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du
Amit - maaf kar de naa behan
Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din
haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni
jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino
nasadiyo
Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi
Kirti - bus karo didi
Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]
Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi
Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya
Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo
Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai
Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa
Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya
Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus
Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai
Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai
Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu
Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye
Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho
Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai
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Tinno chat par pahuche
Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai
Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai
Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto
Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano
ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega
Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa
Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai
Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai
Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye
Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par
nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega
Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya
Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu
Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga
Aur amit behosh ho gaya
Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi
Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya
Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon
Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi
B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko
Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya
Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko
Kdev - kon chachi
Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar
Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya
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Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki
Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki
thi
Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya
Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa
Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai
Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi
Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi
Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the
Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho
Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise
the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai
Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe
Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena
Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah
Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab
Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe
Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi
Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa
Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag
gayi
Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana
Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga
Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa
karee
Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga
Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki
Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha
Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho
Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai
Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga
Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu
Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai
Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa
kaya haal hai
Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina
Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai
Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai
Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends
Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai
Akhil - ok jao
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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa
nasha tha keval nasha
Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya
Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya
Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho
Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }
Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do
Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke
Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha
Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara
Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska
Mai usske uper aa gaya
Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga
Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp
Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga
Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh
aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo
Mai ruk gaya
Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi
Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya
Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega
uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi
Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa
Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai
Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso
Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga
Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi
Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu
Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha
aur woh mere land ko
Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi
Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya
Nira - ha hee heee
Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe
Nira - haa rula do
Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya
Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss
Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh
kam karna band kar diya tha
Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai
tumhara loda
Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh
aare.
Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo
Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth
Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya
Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai
Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati
Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......
Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar
Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai
Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha
Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko
chumanai laga
Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe
Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga
Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade
Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch
Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m
jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad
Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya
haal hone wala hai
Mai usse upper aa gaya
Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do
Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya
Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga
Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai
Nira -
maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh
.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh
nnikiaahhaaakloooo
Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye
Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya
Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar
diya jhata
Mai - thikk ho naa
Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt
Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya
Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff
dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo
Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar
mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah
Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff
Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa
Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha
Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad
gayi
Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai
Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya
Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya
Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna
Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab
Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai
Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha
Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye
Mai - haa haa thik milega
Garishtha - abhi caahiye
Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya
Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya
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Udhar
Amit - dev kaha hai
Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai
Amit - kaya bola
Kasish - uper gaye hai
Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai
Kasish - he he be bhai
Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche
padha tha
Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache
ho
Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa
A
mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai
Sab chal pade uper
Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi
Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya
Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du
Amit - maaf kar de naa behan
Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din
haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni
jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino
nasadiyo
Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi
Kirti - bus karo didi
Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]
Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi
Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya
Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo
Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai
Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa
Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya
Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus
Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai
Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai
Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu
Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye
Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho
Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai
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Tinno chat par pahuche
Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai
Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai
Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto
Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano
ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega
Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa
Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai
Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai
Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye
Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par
nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega
Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya
Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu
Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga
Aur amit behosh ho gaya
Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi
Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya
Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon
Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi
B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko
Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya
Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko
Kdev - kon chachi
Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar
Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya
Nice and excellent update....MEGA UPDATE 130
Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki
Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki
thi
Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya
Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa
Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai
Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi
Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi
Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the
Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho
Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise
the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai
Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe
Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena
Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah
Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab
Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe
Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi
Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa
Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag
gayi
Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana
Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga
Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa
karee
Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga
Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki
Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha
Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho
Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai
Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga
Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu
Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai
Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa
kaya haal hai
Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina
Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai
Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai
Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends
Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai
Akhil - ok jao
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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa
nasha tha keval nasha
Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya
Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya
Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho
Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }
Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do
Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke
Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha
Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara
Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska
Mai usske uper aa gaya
Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga
Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp
Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga
Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh
aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo
Mai ruk gaya
Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi
Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya
Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega
uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi
Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa
Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai
Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso
Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga
Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi
Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu
Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha
aur woh mere land ko
Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi
Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya
Nira - ha hee heee
Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe
Nira - haa rula do
Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya
Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss
Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh
kam karna band kar diya tha
Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai
tumhara loda
Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh
aare.
Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo
Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth
Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya
Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai
Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati
Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......
Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar
Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai
Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha
Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko
chumanai laga
Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe
Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga
Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade
Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch
Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m
jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad
Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya
haal hone wala hai
Mai usse upper aa gaya
Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do
Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya
Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga
Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai
Nira -
maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh
.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh
nnikiaahhaaakloooo
Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye
Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya
Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar
diya jhata
Mai - thikk ho naa
Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt
Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya
Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff
dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo
Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar
mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah
Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff
Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa
Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha
Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad
gayi
Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai
Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya
Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya
Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna
Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab
Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai
Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha
Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye
Mai - haa haa thik milega
Garishtha - abhi caahiye
Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya
Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya
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Udhar
Amit - dev kaha hai
Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai
Amit - kaya bola
Kasish - uper gaye hai
Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai
Kasish - he he be bhai
Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche
padha tha
Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache
ho
Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa
A
mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai
Sab chal pade uper
Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi
Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya
Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du
Amit - maaf kar de naa behan
Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din
haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni
jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino
nasadiyo
Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi
Kirti - bus karo didi
Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]
Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi
Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya
Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo
Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai
Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa
Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya
Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus
Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai
Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai
Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu
Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye
Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho
Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai
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Tinno chat par pahuche
Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai
Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai
Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto
Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano
ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega
Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa
Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai
Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai
Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye
Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par
nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega
Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya
Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu
Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga
Aur amit behosh ho gaya
Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi
Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya
Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon
Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi
B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko
Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya
Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko
Kdev - kon chachi
Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar
Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya
Superb updateMEGA UPDATE 130
Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki
Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki
thi
Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya
Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa
Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai
Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi
Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi
Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the
Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho
Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise
the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai
Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe
Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena
Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah
Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab
Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe
Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi
Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa
Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag
gayi
Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana
Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga
Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa
karee
Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga
Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki
Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha
Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho
Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai
Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga
Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu
Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai
Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa
kaya haal hai
Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina
Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai
Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai
Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends
Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai
Akhil - ok jao
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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa
nasha tha keval nasha
Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya
Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya
Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho
Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }
Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do
Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke
Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha
Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara
Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska
Mai usske uper aa gaya
Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga
Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp
Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga
Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh
aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo
Mai ruk gaya
Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi
Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya
Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega
uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi
Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa
Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai
Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso
Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga
Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi
Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu
Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha
aur woh mere land ko
Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi
Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya
Nira - ha hee heee
Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe
Nira - haa rula do
Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya
Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss
Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh
kam karna band kar diya tha
Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai
tumhara loda
Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh
aare.
Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo
Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth
Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya
Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai
Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati
Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......
Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar
Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai
Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha
Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko
chumanai laga
Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe
Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga
Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade
Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch
Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m
jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad
Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya
haal hone wala hai
Mai usse upper aa gaya
Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do
Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya
Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga
Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai
Nira -
maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh
.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh
nnikiaahhaaakloooo
Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye
Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya
Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar
diya jhata
Mai - thikk ho naa
Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt
Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya
Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff
dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo
Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar
mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah
Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff
Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa
Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha
Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad
gayi
Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai
Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya
Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya
Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna
Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab
Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai
Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha
Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye
Mai - haa haa thik milega
Garishtha - abhi caahiye
Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya
Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya
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Udhar
Amit - dev kaha hai
Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai
Amit - kaya bola
Kasish - uper gaye hai
Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai
Kasish - he he be bhai
Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche
padha tha
Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache
ho
Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa
A
mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai
Sab chal pade uper
Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi
Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya
Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du
Amit - maaf kar de naa behan
Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din
haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni
jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino
nasadiyo
Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi
Kirti - bus karo didi
Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]
Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi
Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya
Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo
Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai
Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa
Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya
Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus
Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai
Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai
Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu
Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye
Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho
Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai
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Tinno chat par pahuche
Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai
Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai
Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto
Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano
ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega
Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa
Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai
Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai
Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye
Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par
nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega
Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya
Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu
Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga
Aur amit behosh ho gaya
Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi
Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya
Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon
Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi
B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko
Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya
Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko
Kdev - kon chachi
Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar
Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya