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Lazwaab updateMEGA UPDATE 128
Usnai uss adami ko zahar pila diya zehar pite hi woh ekdum thik ho gaya
Woh kadha ho gaya
Vinash - shukriya mere dost
Mai - haa thik hai
Sabnam - bahut bahut shuriya
Mai - ha kaga naa koi baat nahi
kaha aa gaya hua narak sai sidha
Charooo - kaya nark sai
Mai - haa narak sai waha koi samasi nai marene ke liye serpent bheja jisnai mujhe yaha laa diya
Sabnam - kaya kaha s.....
Mai - are bada saa saap hai mujhe kaah gaya tha tum sab kon ho mai kha hu
Mai - kaya jagh hai yeh
Sabanam - naag lok hai par narak toh yaha sai kahi dur hai
Mai - matlab nark ka pata esse bata rahi ho jaise roj jaati ho waha
Vinash - nahi naago kaa janna wha warjit hai par aap kon joh mar kar bhi zinda hai
Mai - are mai woh kaya matalab mai zinda hu
Vinash - matalab yahi ki are haa jab koi humare naag devata ke khon sai naha le aur bacha jaaye toh usse zindagi milati hai
Mai - kaya matalab serpent matalb aapke devata ke khon sai zindagi milati hi
Vinashi - haa har naag dubra zinda ho jata hai
Mai - mai naag nahi hu
Vinash - phir app mai sai janawar ki khushbu kyu aa rahai hai
Mai(man mai) - kaya mai yaha bhi bhediya ban sakata hu
Vinash - kaya soch rahe ho
Mai - kuch nahi
Vinashi - hume apne sawagat ka mouka dijiye
Mai - mujhe mere ghar janna hoga aur mujhe ek chiz ki talaash hai joh saayad yehi kahi hogi kaya app log merj madad karoge yaha sai nikalene mai aur woh chiz paane mai
Vinashi - jinta hoga karenge
Mai - par mai insaan hu jehar nahi pita
Sabanam - are humara rajaye bhi jadatar insano jaisa hai
Mai - mujhe yakin nahi ho raha mai narak saai jinda aa gaya hu
Vinashi - jarur aap upper sai aaye farishte ho joh mere pati ko bachane aaye ho
Vinash - chaliye hum baate kare tum jakar kahana baana do
Bhar aakar hum baate karnai mujhe aisa laga jaise yeh banda meri madad kar
sakata hai
Ek kamre mai shikha didi bethi hui kuch soch rahi thi
Aur usske haath mai thi ek gun
Tabhi usska phone baja ussnai uthaya phone
Mohan - I know about dev arav told me come come fast we will do it fast bina usske case pe dhyaan toh dena hi hoga kisi naa kisi ko
Shikha - aisa kuch nahi sir dev zinda hai woh sab jhutt bola gaya hai
Mohan - par abb joker aur dev mai ek raj tha woh khul gaya kyuki jabsai dgp yaa kaho dev hai yaha joker kaa kahi naam sunayi nahi diya log etnai bhi bevkoof nahi hai
Shikha - toh kaya sir abb uss sai uski sari posts le li jaayegi
Mohan - feeling aur baaki chizo pe nahi chalti raw aur police hum actions lene hote hai time aane pe aur dev joker abb khatara ban humare secrets ke bich mai toh ussk jana hi aacha hoga sabake liye and now we appointing you as new dgp and leader of this team
Shikha - as you think sir
Shika didi nai ek car nikalwayi aur driver sai keh kar chal padi raw agency
Piche bethe hue unke unke aakho sai ashu nikal jaate hai
Woh usse poch kar apni aap ko majbut baana deti hai
Shikha - shikha himmat nahi harani dev ki lover hai tuh jiske liye koi mission
kabhi bhi muskhil nai raha aur usske naa rehate tujhe yeh toh karana hi hoga kyuki uska ansh etna sab nhi kar paayega
Kuch hi der mai car pahuchi raw agency
Shikha jaldi sai nikali aur apne traning room mai jakar kapde bade aur ek talawar nikali
Aur paratice karani lagi
Aur phir gun ki practice
Warm up practice session ke baad woh uper gayi jaha ek helicopter
Phir woh nikal gayi
Aur jagal ki taraf jaha bb yani shasank trace hua tha uss nai channel director ko publicly mar kar sansani faila di thi toh abb raw ko rokana tha usse par kaya yeh mout ke muh mai nahi jaa rahe
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Shikha - alapha 1 and alpha 2 i am your leader
Alaha 1 one agent - mam its really truth that joker sir dead
Shikha - yaa its pure truth
Alpha2 agents - mam yeh Bb ko hara paayenge hum
Shikha - mai jhut nahi bolungi essi nai dev sorry joker ko mara bus hume sahi
tarike sai poision dart ka usse dena hai taki usse kaid sake usse marana bahut
muskil hai
Agent - par mam woh ek dart sai kaise
Shikha - kyuki yeh dart joker par kaam karti hai abb jada baat nahi we reach our
destination be alert
Dheere dherre sab bhar nikale aur jaaise aags bhade helicopeter blast ho gaya
Sab saham gaye
Ek awwaj ayi sab nai aage dekha
Bb mudata hua
BB - AA gayi meri joker ki jaan are sorry dev ki jaan
Shikha - aurto ka shara lekar kaya war karta kabhi kisi aurat sai mar kahega
naa tab yaad aayegi tujhe apni maa
Bb - are are toh aram sai yeh lee naa
uss nai ek light chhodi shikha par
Woh seedhe shikha ke heart par lagi
Shikha apna dil pakad kar - aaahhhhhh
Alapha 1 nai jaase hi dekha uss par dart chala di par woh saari raste mai ruk
gayi aur mud kar unko lag gayi saari alpha ek saath dher ho gayi
Bb - bus etna hi laayi Bb ko pakadnai ke liye
Shikha dheere sai apni mike mai - now drop the cage
BB ke uper ek bada tha cage giraya gaya par usske ek mukke sai tod diya usse
Cage ke tukade jakar shikha ke shrir mai gusse kaayi jagah sai khon nikalani
laga
Bb nai haath aage kiya aur alpha 2 par attack kar diya alapha 2 bhi pato ki
tarah behosh ho gayi
Bb - dekh abhi mera mann nahi hai kissi ko marnai ka chali jaa par haa uss janu
ko bhej dena
Shikha nai gun nikali aur fire karnai lagi jismai sedative the
Par Bb nai unhe fuk maar ke uda diyaa
Bb - kaash tujhe bhi dhoke sai mara hota woh toh mujhe marane ke liye dudhnai gya narak mai par aayega nhi vapas bevkoof aur woh chiz narak mai nhi naagloak me hai
Aur pass pahuch kar ek laat shikha ke pet mai maar di
Shikhaa - maaaaaaa.........
Bb - galat boli dev bol
uss nai ek aat shikha ki jhaagh par maari
Shikha - devvvv
Shikha nai pit sai takawar nikal kar bb ke jhang kaat di
Bb - uiiii yeh toh suii hai aur dhaar banna kar laaati
Ek aur laat shikha ke seene par padi
Shikha - aaahhhhhhhhhh................
Tabhi bb nai shikha kaa haath pakada tha ki usski aakhe band ho gayi uska dimag
sunn pad gaya
Dev - aakhiri paloo mai koi kawaaiysh hai hai teri toh bata jaldi
Bb - nahi mujje chod do please mai tumhare pair paakdata hu
Dev - ha ha ha aaj nahi bachega tuh
Bb - nahi mai yeh dekho mai tumhare pair caahata hu maaf karo mai kabhi bhgawan nahi banunga
Dev nai haath aage kiya aur woh bhediye mai badal gaya
Aur Bb kaa kam tamam ho gaya
Tabhi Bb ki aagkhe khuli aur uss nai shikha kaa haath chhod diya
Shikha hairani aur dard sai usski taraf dekha
Bb hakalata hua - tuh kon hai kaya tuh Ayati hai
Shikah - aahhh.....
Shikha dheere sai kahdi ho gayi - kaya matalab Ayati
Bb - tuh anne waala kal dekh sakati aur dikha sakati kaya dev waha sai vapas aa jaayega
Bb pura paisine mai
Shikha - kyu dar lag gaya kaya
Bb bina kuch bole udd jata hai
Shikha shock mai thi ki woh future dekh sakati
Note : - AYATI SANSAKRIT MAI FUTURE KO KAHTE HAI
BB Pahuchata hai apne raaj mahal
Bb - sainko aaj ke baad sab band kar do koi naa yaha andar aayega naa mai bhar
Sare sainik kaam par lag gaye
Bb - mai nahi jaaunga bhar abb nahi banana mujhe bhagawan mai bus zinda rehana cahata hu
Nahi cahiye mujhe koi janu nahi cahiye mujhe koi shakti akhir etna kuch
karani ke baad mai mar jaunga sach mai woh mamuli nahi narak sai bhi vapaas
aayega woh
AAKHIR KON HAI TUH DEV ...
Sanik - malik woh ladkiyo ka bandobast ho gaya
Bb - nahi nahi koi ladki nahi mai marana nahi cahata hu bhaag yaha sai sab ladkiyo ko bhaga do
Sanik - par malik
Bb - baag kute kaha naa bhaag
Bb aapni mout dekh kar hadbada gaya pura
EDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANA KAH RAHA
EDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANAA KAH RAHA
Vinash - kaya hua kaya soch rahe hai
Mai - meri jaan logo nai kahana kahaya ki nahi
Sabnam - lagata hai bhaut payaar hai apni biwiyo sai
Mai - haa jaan sai bhi jada payaar karta hu aur woh mujhe bhi khud sai jada
payar karti hai
Sabnam - acha hai app ho bhi kitane ache mere pitaji ki jaan baachayi
Mai - arre nahi yeh har insan ka far hai ki sabki madad kare
Vinashi - aisa sab nahi sochante hai
Mai haath dhoya aur uth gaya
Vinashi - kaya hua
Mai - abb mujhe mera rasata bata de mai chalunga yaha sai
Vinash - etna assan nahi hai main wha jane ki galti ki toh mera yeh haal hua
Mai - kyu aisa kaya hai waha
Vinash - waha sabsai shaktishali naagmani ke lalaach mai gaya tha par pakada gaya jab ek naag waha nahi jaa sakata hai toh app kaise jaaoge
Sabanam - haa tode din ruk jaaiye yehi mauka dekh kar chale jaana
Mai - nahi aisa nahi ho sakata hai aap nahi lekar jaoge toh mai hi jaata hu
Vinash - kahi mai phir pakada gaya toh mere pariwar ka kaya hoga
Maine usske bete aur uski ptani aur beti taraf dekha toh mai aur kuch nahi kah
paya
Mai nikal pada ghar ke bhar tabhi bhagti hui sabanam aayi
Sabanam - suniye
Mai - ji kaya hua
Sabanam - apnai humari madad ki usske liye shukriya
Mai - ruko wahi ruko shukriya ki jarurat nahi hai
Sabanam - kaya app yaha dubra aayenge
Mai - kbhi nahi aur mai ess jagah kabhi nahi aaunga par app sabsai mil kar acha laga
Sabanam - mujhe bhi ohh matalab hum sabko bhi
Mai aur kuch nahi bola aur samnai jangal ki taraf bhadh gaya todhi dur jakar mai mudha toh woh usi jagah khadi thi jaha chhoda tha usse
Mai abb bina mudhe chalata gaya aur chalata gaya bus chalata hi gaya
Aakhir mai thak gaya aur paani ko edhar udhar dudhani laga
Yaha hariyaali bhaut thi par pani nahi
Mai pani pani chilane laga ki tabhi bhaut tezz tezz aawaze aane lagi jaise marpit ho rahi ho
Mai uss taraf chal pada sayad mujhe kuch mil jaaye waha pine koo
Mai jab waha pahucha toh kuch aisa thak
banda ek bande ki dhulayi kar raha tha
Aur ek banda mere side mai khada tha meri nazar padi usske haath mai jismai
sayad sharb thi unke liye madira
Mujhe toh bus kuch bhi pina tha maine usske haath sai khick liya aur pinne laga
ki tabhi
Woh joh lad raha tha uss nai mujhe bich mai patak diya
Sab chilane lage - sardar mar do esse esnai apki madira ko jhutha kiya hai
Mai - aree ruko ruko mujhe payas lagi thi toh maine pi liya
Sadar - chal ab lad mujhsai
Uss nai apni bhari bharakam talwar mere uper chala di
Mai jahat sai side ho gaya
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Udhar raw nai ek team bhej kar sabko vapas agency mai laya
Shikha abhi bhi ussi baat ko soch rahi thi uski yeh power kaise hai aur kaya hai aur bb bol raha dev waha fas bhi sakata esski tenstion bhi thi
Mohan - kaya hua shikha tum jada mat socho par woh gaya kaha
Shikha - pata nahi sir kaha chala gaya par team mai toh koi gayal nahi hai
Mohan - nahi sab par high doz ki dart ka nasha hai bus
Shikha - sir mai chaalti hu ghar par kuch kaam hoga
Mohan - ok nikalo baad mai discuss kar lenge
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Udhar
Jasse hi uss sardar nai wara kiya mai hat gaya
Par mere pair ladkhada rahe the
Maine phir bottle ko uthaya aur pi gaya
Saradar - nahi chhodunga tujhe
Mai eehhu uhhhu [hichaki ] - abe kaya hai bee badi mast hai re [etni powerfull
sharab thi ki edukum dimag par chad gayi]
Sadar - yeh mera shikar hai sab hato
Mai - shikar aisa kaya toh jakar kissi khargosh kar shikar kar
Saadar - hum shero ka shikar karte hai
Mai - lagata hai kissi uhhaaahh [dakar leta hua] kisi sher sai mukabal nahi hua
hai abhi tak gilahri hi mari hai tune
Uss nai apni talwaar mere taraf fhek di
Maine apni talwar uthayi aur usski talwar kaat di kaya kaat di
Ohhh shit yeh yaha yeh waha ke khade sab logo soch rahe the
Maine apni tawalar dekhi nashe mai kudh ko waha ka raja samajh raha tha aur bhul ke maine apni power use kar di
Mai ladkahadti gui jaban sai - dekha naa tunne meri talwar mai aag hai
Sardar badi tezzi sai meri taraf aaya main aav dekha na taav talwar chhod kar
kud gaya uss par
THANKS BHAInice update..!!
yaha dev daru pi ke raja ban gaya hai aur idhar uske bhai firse kuchh natak karne aagaye hai..aur yeh yeh saloni ka kaun dost aagaya hai..isko bhi yeh harami hi leke aaye honge..!!
Thanks woh bhi jaldi samane aa jaayega planMast update bhai teeno kamina koi plan leke aya hai lagta hai
Nice and superb update...UPDATE 129
Aur jaase hi maine ek haat mara uska sir ek pathar ki tarah tut kar gir gaya
Mai chillaaya nahiiiii par awwaj aayi - aaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
Mai apne senne par baar baar apna hath mar raha tha mai pura bhediya ban chuka tha
Mai ladkdaya aur ek ped sai takara par mere takrate hi woh ped tut gaya aur waha gamin sai ek mahal nikalenai laga
Waha ke sab log hala machanai lage
Ek adami - danye ho parabhu hummra shraap kahatam ho gya
Mai dheere dheer chhota ho gaya aur apne normal roop mai aa gaya par ekdum naga tha mai sayad dimag thikane hota toh kapde aa jaate
Par mera nasha abhi nahi utara tha
Mai - aur sharab laayo
Adami 1 - le maaya lekar ja aur pila unnhe
Adami 2 - yeh tuh bhi le Nira jakar pila
Adami 3 - are aree garishtha tuh jakar pila yeh le
Mai - chup kar harmkhoro mujhe pilao sab ek saath
Adami 1/2/3 - sach maharaj
Mai - kaya kha maharaaj haa mai hu maharaaj pilao mujhe sab
Woh tenno ladkiya bhagate hue aayi aur mujhe shaarb pilaene lagi bina kisi sharam ke
Par has rahi thi dheere dheere
Tabhi meri nazar unnke sundar thanoo ( boobs yaa phir joh app samajhe )par gayi meri akkho ko unhonai dekh liya
Tabhi ek adami aya usske haatho mai kapde the
Tinno nai mil kar mujhe woh pahenaha aur
Maaya - app joh dekh rahe hai woh sab aapka hi hai
Mai sharab pita hua - ummmmmmhh aahhh sach mai mera hai sab kuch tum meri ho
Nira /garishtha - humm bhi aapki hai
Mai - tum tenno meri ho ummmhh aahhh maja aa gaya sharab aur ladki
Nira - ladki nahi humm aapki patinya hai joh ladki naye raja ko pehale pilati hai sharab woh yaha ki nayi rani hoti hai aur aapnai humm teno ko chuna aur humme apna bana liya
Mai - ummmmhh aahhhh Ek aur baar pite hue - aahhhh aaaj masal dunga tumhe chaloo mahal mai
Wahi 200 kadam par ek jaadhiyao mai chupe ped par likha tha "SHARABHI KABILA " aur ek chetawani bhi joh kuch aisi thi
"EK BAAR JOH MUH SAI LAGAYE PHIR KABHI NA MAYA JAAL ESKA TUT PAAYE
BACHEGA WAHI JOH SACH MAN SAI DAHYAAN LAGAYE "
Aur ess chetavani ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe par ek bhaut tezz
roshani thi ____________________________________________
Edhar
Kdev ghusse mai tha kuch logo ko dekh ke ghar mai woh aage gaya
Tabhi usski saamnai chacha aa gaye aur
Bchacha - dev tum jaao mai samabhal lunga
K dev - nahi mai enhe yhi marunga enhonai aapko ghar sai nikala kaise
Dad - dev kaha naa jaa yaha sai
Kdev andar jata hua - haa kar loo apne maan ki mai toh kuch hu hi nahi yaha
jao usse de do yeh bhi ghar phir bhik magana
Mom - dev chup kar dad ke dost log bhi hai yaha
Kdev apne mann mai gaali deta hua chal pada uper chat ki taraf
NICHE
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B chacha - kaya lenne aaye ho yaha abb
Woh teno paairo mai gir pade
Amit - humme maaf karo please humsai galati ho gayi hai
B Chachi - nikal jaaoo yaha sai abhi
B Chacha - naina mai baat kar raha hu naa tum chup raho
Rahul - dad maaf kar do humsai galti ho gayi
C Chacha - nahi bhaiya niakal do ennhe yaha sai
B Chacha - amit tuh lekar jaa yaha sai
Sumit chacha ke pairo mai gir pada jakar - papa maaf kar do hume hum paise ke
laalch mai apno ko bhul gaaye the
B Chachi / C Chachi ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye the apne bacho ko dekh kar akhir
ek maa joh hai
Meri Mom yeh sab dekh rahi thi
Mom chachi ke pass gayi - bus karoo tum dono ess kushi ke moke par yeh aashu thik nahi lagate hai
Kushi Ka mauka yeh tha ki nayi company ka naya project bhaut aacha gya thaa
Mom - Jaao tum appne baccho ko maaf kar do akhir galti ensaan sai hoti hai mera Beta hai mere pass abb tum dono bhi apne beto ko maaf kar ke apni family puri kar lo
Rahul uth kar apni maa ke gaale lag jaata hai
Rahul - maa maaf kar do mujhe maine enki baatoo mai aakar galat kar diya
B Chachi - bus kar beta bus kar mat roo tune apni galati maan li yahi bhut hai
Sumit bhi apni maa ke gaale lag gaya
Sumit - maa mujhe maar loo mai hu enn sabaka ghunehegar par abb app logo sai
dur nahi rahena
C chacha - dekh kitane achi hai bhabhi tum sabkoo maaf kar diya
Amit meri Mom ke pass jakar
Amit - please badi mummi hume maaf kar do
Maa usske aasho poochati hui - nahi bache abb aur mat roo tum sab mere hi
bache ho chaloo jaao apni maa behano sai mil lo
Teenoo ke chare hassi sai khil gaye aur
Amit - haa sahi kaha aapne
Dad - kuch bhi kar loo bus ab mere bhaiyo ka dil mat dhukahana
Bchacha /Cchacha dad ke pass gaye - thankss bhaiya
Dad - ha ha bus bhi karoo jao jakar pehale muh haath do loo
Amit - maa humari behane kaha unn sai maafi magani hai aur gift bhi dene hai
Kirti /sanajana /ritu / kasish - sab bus ghusse sai dekh rahi thi unhe
Maa - dekho tujhe hi dekh rahi hai par andar jakar miloo yaha mehamano ko
pareshani naa ho
Saari behane andar haal mai chali gayi ghusse mai
Aur yeh teeno car sai saaman lekar unke picche
Bchachi - aaj mai bhaut kush ho humara pariwaar phir ek ho gaya hai
Tabhi ek ladka aakar meri Mom ke pair chuta hai
Ladka - namsate aunty ji
Maa - jite raho beta kon ho tum
Ladka[Akhil] - aunty mai saloni kaa dost hu jab aapke ghar gaya toh usske
bhaiyo nai bataya yaha hai toh milene aa gaya aur
Dad - aacha kiya beta dekho andar hogi tumhari friend
Akhil andar chal deta hai ussi haal ki taraf jaha amit aur baaki the
In hall
Amit - maaf kar do apne bhaiyo koo
Kirti - joh aapnai bhai ke saath kiya woh thik nahi kiya
nice update..!!MEGA UPDATE 130
Ritu - aap nai unhe har baar marnai ki kossish ki
Sanjana /kasish chup thi itne dino mai apni behano sai har ek baat jaan chuki
thi
Sumit - behana maaf kar de naa dekh dev ke pass uski behane hai humara toh sab lut gaya
Kaisih - bolo mat lut gaya aapko toh paiso ki bhukh hai naa
Amit - abb hum jaan gaye hai ki paisa nahi family jaruri hai
Yeh baat akhil ke picche khadi saloni didi sun rahi thi
Unhone akhil ko nahi dekha aur unnke pass aa gayi
Saloni - apna loo apne bhaiyoo ko warana tumhe bhi tadapana padega meri tarah jab dev chala gaya thaa toh hum log tadpe the
Ritu - didi app kaya bol rahi ho
Saloni - sahi kah rahi hu mai apna bhai mat khona tum sab yeh bhale hi kaise
the par enhe aashu asali hai enhe lagata hai abb pachatawa ho gaya hai
Amit saloni ke pass jakar - maaf kar de tuh bhi mujhe
Saloni - maaf kiya bus aap logo apni behano ke saath rahena
Sumit - haa bilkul dev ki tarah
Saloni [man mai] - kaash mera dev yaha hota woh waha narak mai hume aur duniya waalo ko bachane ke liye naa jaane kaha fasa hoga aur yaha yeh sab
Saloni - aacha chaloo abb tum sab bhi maaf kar do enhe
Amit / sumit apni baahe faila di kar khade ho gaye par woh sab hilli bhi nahi
Saloni - abb aa bhi jao naa
Ritu aur kasish sumit ke aur sanajaan rahul ke aur kirti amit ke gaale lag
gayi
Ritu - bhaiya aage kabhi aisa mat karana
Sumit - nahi meri behana nahi karunga
Sanjana - bhala apni behano sai koi etni dur rahata hai ki unhe phone bhi naa
karee
Rahul - acha baba galti ho gayi abb nahi hoga
Saloni piche mud kar jane waali thi ki
Salonj - ouuch kon hai aase saamnai are akhil tum yaha
Akhil - aur kaha etne dino sai gayab kaha ho
Saloni - are payal di ki shaadi mai hi busy the bus kuch din mai school aane hi waali thi aur abhi kuch mehmaan bhi aaye hai
Akhil - chaloo aab aa gaya toh free kaa kahana kah kar hii jaaunga
Saloni has padi - haa haa khaa lena motu
Akhil - kaha motu abb six pack ka jamana hai
Saloni - acha thik hai par aaj yaad toh aayi yehi acaha hai waise classes kaa
kaya haal hai
Akhil - buss sunni padhi hai tum sab ke bina
Saloni - are garcy , nimi ,shyaam aur Ajeet kaha hai
Akhil - sab hai par par nimi bhi pata nahi kaha hai
Akhil/Garcy/Shyaam/Nimi/Ajeet - saloni 's friends
Saloni - chalo phir tum sabke saath niche maje karo mai jaati hu kuch kaam hai
Akhil - ok jao
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Aabb chalate hai shrabhi kabhile ki taraf jaha keval shraab aur shabaab kaa
nasha tha keval nasha
Maine mahal ke kamare mai gaya
Maine nira ko utha kar bed par patak diya
Nira - ouucchh kaya karte ho
Mai - uuuuuhhuguuhhh{ek aur lambha ghut pite hue }
Aaahhh maja aa gaya aaab tum abb aur kush kar do
Maaya aur gharistha bahar chali gayi kamre ke
Mera saara dhyaan bus nira ke badan par tha
Mai - maa kasam kaya jabatdast jism hai tumhara
Nira - too aaoo naa maja loo esska
Mai usske uper aa gaya
Aur usski badan ki khusaboo ko sunghane laga
Mai - aaahhhhh kaya sssuuuuuppsuppp
Mai usski naabhi ko cahatani laga
Nira - aaahh maa mar ohh
aaram....ssssssshiii......haaa karo karoo
Mai ruk gaya
Nira aapni haath sai apne boobs daabani lagi
Nira nai meri aakhe dekhi aur ek aur baar shaarab pila diya
Nira - abb karo ruko app insaan ho aapko pasand aayega
uss nai chutuki baajyi aur uss par ek night aa gayi
Mera lund ekdum tight ho gaya tha mujhsai ruka nahi gaya aur maine appne kapde khich kar faad diyaa
Mai - aaahhh ufffff yehhhhh garami kayaa hai ess sarab mai
Nira apna haath chut par dabate hue - aahahah chodo naa sharab ko chhodo esko pakado aur chuso
Maine usse pakada aur usske hotho ko khich khich kar chuasanae laga
Maine apna haath usski penty par rakaa aur tezz tezz raganai laga
Nira mera lund pakad kar dabanai lagi
Mai - ohhh muuhhhhh huuu
Mere busss hotho ko kaaye jaa raha tha aur uske chut ko maslata jaa raha tha
aur woh mere land ko
Par usske haath bhaut tezzi sai chal rahe the maine kiss todi
Mera face uper ho gaya - aaaaahahahhhuh.....uhbh..aaaahhahaaha maa uffff dhire dhire Ohhhh foooo maa.a.a..a.akiii mera juice nikala diya
Nira - ha hee heee
Mai - hass mat rulaunga aajj tujhe
Nira - haa rula do
Woh niche bethi aur mere lund ko chaat liya
Mai - uff...f.f....f..f.f.f.f.f. Kay garam je....e.mebh hai aur chus haa chuss
Abb sharab aur sahabaab kaa nasha pura chadh gaya tha mujh par dimag nai toh
kam karna band kar diya tha
Nira - ssssuuurrrp......pppppp..surrrr...uupppp...ppppaaahhhh kitana garam hai
tumhara loda
Mai - ha..aaaahaha..huff uuuh uhh uh bhut. T..... .gt....ttg..t.gggg aahhhh
aare.
Nira jeeb hatate hue - abb bolo
Maine jakar bed par beth gaya - aa edhar jhaag par beth
Woh aakar jaise bethi maine uski chuchiya dabana shur kar diya
Nira - aaaaye mai mar gayi etna tez mat daboo dudh nahi ha enmai
Mai - aur mera joh nikal diya ettna kimati
Nira - wohh toh mai aaahbb.. ....hh...hhhh......
Maine bed par patak diya aur side mai aa gaya ek aur sharab lekar
Nira - nahi aur mat pina bahut jada ho gaya hai
Par mai bina suune pura pi gaya aur woh phekdiya jaisamai woh tha
Aur bed par kud gaya aur nira ko
chumanai laga
Nira - araam sai kaha bhaage jaa rahe ho yehi rehana hai tumhe
Maine uski nighty nicche ki aur usski chuchiyo ko chusanai laga
Nira - aaahhhh maa meri chuchiyoo ke piche kyu pade
Mai - aaaahhummmuuhh bahut bade hai muuuuhh kaaatch kaaatch
Nira - grrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh kaime aam nahi kaategaa aahhhhvmaa phirr saai kaat liyaa ohhhh aasse hii kaatoo maat chussoon.. huu..... um....mmmmah. ..huhm.m
jab mera man bhara toh mai niche gaya aur uski penty khich kaar faad
Nira - aasse kaya dekh rahe ho tumhari akhe bata rahi hai ki mera aage kaya
haal hone wala hai
Mai usse upper aa gaya
Nira - todha ruk jao saas lene do
Mai - nahi woh mai baad mai karrrrhhhh luun Uuhhhh aabbe kaya fas gaya
Nira - jara dheere sai karo bahut dard hoga
Mai - ladkiya kehati hai aasli maza ees mai hai
Nira -
maaaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a..aa.rrrr.....r.r....aaahahahahuuhhhhhhh
.........mmayaaa baachoooomaaaa bachoo nikalaoo uhh ahhhhh
nnikiaahhaaakloooo
Usski aawaaj sai mere kaan faat gaye
Mai usseke boobs chusta hua - bus ho gaya ho gaya
Woh dhirre dhirre saas lagi jaase usski saas ruk gayi ho maine jada jor sai mar
diya jhata
Mai - thikk ho naa
Nira - hmmmmmm aaahhhhhhh utho matt
Mai dheere dheer usske boobs ko chusta hua usse normal karnai laga abb bus ek hi nasha tha mujh par woh tha sex kaaa usski kamar ko hilata mahasus kar ke maine dekhe lagana shuru kar diya
Nira - ufffff haaa haaa aassee ufff bhaala uhhhhuaahha koi aahhhh karrta uffffff
dhirre yeh lambe jake mat maroo
Nira - aaahhhh aahahah haha aahah...hmmm rukana mata bus karte raho haa haa wahi puara andar
mmmm......maaaaa..........a....ahah
Mai - maja aaah raha hai huummmhh oohhh kaya garam chut hai tumhari uffff
Nira - haa ufff ohhhhh saari garami tumhari aaahhh hi toh hai aahahahahaha karo karo aut tezz aur tezz aur tezzz andar tak aahha haa haaa
Nira nai mujhe aapne uper kas liya aur mai dhake lagata raha
Nira - aaahahha mai gayai mai gayi ohhhhhh esssshhhh.........aur woh jhaad
gayi
Par maine usska haath hataya aur aur lag gaya kudh ko thanda karnai mai
Karib aur 10 - 12 minute baad mai jhaad gaya aur usske uper aa gaya
Nira nai mujhe dusri taraf litaya
Nira - aapnai aaj kush kar diya kuch galat nikala ho muh sai toh maaf karna
Mai - nahi kuch nahi waah kaya maja aaya ek dum jazab
Nira - toh aur liyegye abhi do aur hai
Maine saamnai dekha toh maaya aur garishtha
Maaya - humme bhi bilkul aisa hi pyaar caahiye
Mai - haa haa thik milega
Garishtha - abhi caahiye
Mai - kaaaa.a.a.a..a.a.aya
Par esse sun nai sai Pehale hi unnhone mere muh mai sharab ki bottle thus di aur mera pakaadd liya
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Udhar
Amit - dev kaha hai
Kasish - uper gaya hai bhai
Amit - kaya bola
Kasish - uper gaye hai
Amit - woh nahi aakhiri mai
Kasish - he he be bhai
Amit - mai kitana pagal tha ettni pyaari behano ko chhod kar paiso ke picche
padha tha
Kasish amit ke gaale lag gayi - bhai aap nai kyu aisa kiya jab aap etne aache
ho
Sumit - behan uss baat ko jane de naa
A
mit - acha chal dev sai maafi maang aate hai
Sab chal pade uper
Jaise hi woh uper waale floor par aaye sari behano ke saath waha unhe shikha mil gayi
Rahul bhagata hua shikha ke pass gaya woh gale milane hi wala tha ki shikha nai ek tappad jad diya
Shikha - tumnai kaya socha hai mai enn jasi hu joh pal bhar mai maaf kar du
Amit - maaf kar de naa behan
Shikha - ohh kaya bola sunnayai nahi diyaa mai toh dev ki lover thi naa uss din
haa toh behan kaisi aur rahi baat maafi toh dev par ungali uthane waale ko apni
jutti naa du maffi chalo nikaloo jakar kahana thuso aur jakar paiso gino
nasadiyo
Shikha sab ek saas mai bol gayi
Kirti - bus karo didi
Shikha chilla padi - tuh chup uh uh uh [khaasi aa gayi ]
Kdev joh pass ke room mai tha woh bhaar aaya todh dekh shikha abhi bhi khaas rahi
Usnai room sai ek boottle uthayi aur bhar shikaha ke pass aa gya
Kdev - kaya hua yeh panni piyo
Woh shikha ko pani pilata hai
Kdev - kisnai kaya kaha shikha meri shikha ko haa
Kdev jaise ghusse mai pagal ho gaya
Ritu - nahi bhaiya woh jara si khaasi hai bus
Kdev - aur tum teen nasadi yaha kaya kar rahe ho
Amit haat jaodata hua - humm maafi mangani aaye hai
Kdev(man mai) - saale jaroor kuch lene aaye hai
Kdev - tum sab ladkiyo shikha ko lekar jara room mai chalo mai aatta hu
Dhiirre dhiire sab chale gaye
Sumit - chale jara chat par baat karte hai agar dev tujhe paresahni naa ho
Kdev - chal naa dekhata hu kaya baat hai
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Tinno chat par pahuche
Amit - humlme maaf kar do humm pagal ho chuke the nashe mai
Sumit - haa humm bus teri biwiyo ke aalwa kuch nahi dhikahta hai
Kdev - bosadiwalo gaand maar dunga kutto
Amit - kyu be humnai toh bola teri biwo ke bare mai aur tuh humari hi behano
ko fasa raha kitno ko ganda kiya hai re tune hume kaisa lagega
Kdev - toh tera kaya jaa raha hai be chutiye apna kaam dekh naa
Sumit - ummm saala kon sai dega saloni yaa........woh aur kuch bolata uss sai
Pehale usse do daanth kurbaan ho gaye kdev ke mukke sai
Sumit - aahh maa saale nai daanth tod diye
Kdev - abb rota reh par agar meri kissi bhi behan yaa meri cahanai waali par
nazar daali toh yahi aise maarunga ki naa tera beej nikalega naa uss sai beej banega
Amit - tune yeh acha nahi kiya
Kdev - aaj tum sabaka matter hi close kar deta hu
Kdev nai usse bhi ek mukka mar diya
Amit jakar diwal sai takaraya Amit ke muh sai khun aane laga
Aur amit behosh ho gaya
Woh rahul ko marnai hi wala tha ki kissi ke ane ki awwaj aayi
Kdev ekdum sai gaya aur amit ke muh sai khoon laga kar amit ko apni goad mai utha liya
Bchachi - kaha hai dev are yeh yeh kaya hua amit ko hey bhagwaan yeh khoon
Kdev roote hue - chachi chachi
B Chachi K dev ke pass bhaag kar aayi aur apni saadi sai amit kaa khon pochane lagi aur unke aakhho mai aasshu aa gaye the - kaya hua hai mere baache ko
Kdev - chachi woh ek bada saa udnai wala aaya aur mar kar chala gaya aur mai kuch nahi kar paya
Bchachi - haaye mere laal kaa kitana khoon nikal raha kide pade uss black bird ko
Kdev - kon chachi
Bchachi - tv mai aaya tha uss harmai ke bare mai tere baare mai bhi ulati sidhi baate kar raha thaa ki tuh mar wagera gaya aisa kuch abb chal jaldi esse niche lekar
Amit abb tak behosh ho gaya tha aur sumit rahul ki fat ke chaar ho gayi thi
Kdev amit ko lekar ek room mai gaya