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Sanju Chanda aur chameli bus se utarne ke baad buswaha se chali gyi.....
Bus ke jaane ke baad...
Sanju - andhera hai.... Aap dono bhi apne apne phone ki torchon kar lijiye... Phir Chalte hai...
Chanda & chameli - haa..
Teeno ne apne apne phone ki torchon kar li aur jungle ke raaste se hote hue gaav ki taraf badhne lage...
Vaise toh ab tak sab ko is baat ka pata lag chuka tha ki is gaav ki chudail mar chuki hai... Jo jungle mein logo ko maar ke unka khoon piya karti thi....
Lekin aisi andheri raat mein aisa bhayavaah jungle paar karne pe ab bhi Chanda aur chameli ko halka halka sa darr ab bhi mehsoos ho rha tha... Isliye voh sanju ke sath sath kadam mila ke chal rhi thi....
Is andheri ghani kaali raat mein jab teeno apne paav zameen pe rakh rhe thea toh unke pairo ke neeche dabne se sukhe patto ki aawaz.... Us andhere shant mahool ko chaarr... Chaarr... Ki aawaz se bhar deti hai...
Chanda ( dheere se chameli ke kaan mein) - mami.... Mami...
Chameli - kya hua bitiya...
Chanda - suno na mujhe bahut jor ki susu aayi hai...
Chameli - accha... Toh kar le na...
Chanda - par kaise yaha toh ye sanju bhi hai...
Chameli - ek kaam karte hai isko thoda aage jaane de... Hum dono yahi pe ruk jaate hai vaise mujhe bhi lagi hai toh dono sath mein kar lenge phir jaldi se chale jayenge..
Chanda - ha ye thik rahega mami..
Dono ab apne kadamo ki raftaar ko dheema kar dete hai....
Sanju aage nikal chuka tha us bechaare ko toh yahi lag rha tha ki voh log uske peeche aa rhi hai...
Idhar dono mami bhanji.... Apni apni bur khol ke mootne baith jaati hai....
Thodi he der mein seeti ki madhur aawaz bajne lagti hai... Aur uske kuch he second mein dusri seeti bhi bajne lagti hai...
Ye seeti ki aawaz dono mami bhanji apni bur se nikal rhi hoti hai...
Chameli Chanda ke bur ko dekhte hue...
Chameli - Aree.. Vaah... Meri laado rani.... Teri bur toh bahut seeti maar rhi hai.... Aur dekho toh kaise jhaat ugh aaye hai... Ispe lagta hai ab jaldi he tere hath peele karne padenge ab jayada din tak teri ye bur bina lund liye nhi maanegi...
Chanda ( sarmaate hue) - aap bhi na mami kaisi gandi gandi baatein kar rhi ho....
Vaise seeti toh aapki bur bhi bahut accha baja rhi hai...
Chameli - ha ha... Baja rhi hai toh.... Ab kya nazar lagayegi... Udhar muh kar... Meri bur pe nazar lagane ki koi jarurat nhi hai...
Chanda - hihihi dekhne se bhi kya nazar lagti hai mami....
Chameli - haa.. Lagti hai... Tujhe kya pata... Saalo phle...
Bas chameli itna khti hai phir ruk jaati hai...
Chanda - Aree aap bich mein ruk kyu gyi... Saalo phle ke baad..
Chameli - kuch nhi... Chal jaldi ab nahi toh voh sanju gahr bhi pahuch jayega. Aur hum dono aise he gappe maarte rah jaayenge....
Chanda - haa.. Haa.. Chalo chalo..
Dono apni bur ko apne apen kapde se ragad ke uth khadi hui... Aur apne samaan ko utha ke jaise he palti thi ki...
Idhar sanju jungle mein bekhabar hokar chale ja rha tha ki tabhi usko kisi ladki ki tezz cheenkon ki aawaz aayi...
- aaaaahhhhhhh...... Bachaoo..... Bachaoo.... Aaaaahhhhh....... Bachaaooo.....
Sanju ne jaise he ye aawaz suni uske kaan khade ho gye... Usne turant peeche mud ke dekha aur peeche mudhte he usko bahut bada jhatka laga..
Sanju - ye dono kaha gye... Mere peeche he toh aa rhi thi abhi... Aur ye aawaz kaisi thi.. Kahi Chanda aur chameli mami ki hi toh nhi thi kahi voh dono kisi musibat mein toh nhi phas gyi... Muhje un dono ko dudhna hoga undono ko bachana hoga..
Aawaz phir se aayi...
Aaaaaahhhhhhh....
Bachaooo.....
Sanju us aawz ko dhayn se sunne laga ki aawaz kis disha se aa rhi hai...
Sanju - ye aawaz toh right side ki taraf se aa rhi hai...
Mujhe jaldi jaa ke dekhna hoga... Kahi der na ho jaaye...
Sanju - Chanda chameli mami aap log ghabraaiyega nhi mai aa rha hu....
Sanju ne apne samaan ko vahi jis jagah pe voh ruka tha vahi pe chhod ke aawaz ki disha mein tezzi se dudh laga di....
Sanju ( mann mein) - aakhir Chanda aur chameli mami.... Is taraf gayi kyu hogi... Aur gayi toh gayi kab... Aur mujhe kaise pata nahi chala aur unhone mujhe bataya kyu nhi....
Yahi saare sawaal sanju ke dimaag mein baar baar aane lage... Aur voh us aawaaz ka peecha karte hue daudhne laga...
Phle jaha se aawaz aa rhi thi us jagah pe sanju pahuch gya...
Sanju - aawz toh yahi kahi se aa rhi thi lekin yaha toh koi nhi hain..
Tabhi phir se aawaz aayi jo jungle ke aur bhi andar se aa rhi thi....
Sanju - lagta hai aawaz Jungle ke aur bhi bhitar se aa rhi hai...
Sanju - mai aap dono ko kuch nhi hone dunga... Mai aa rha hu... Mai aa rha hu...
Sanju ne ek baar phir se daudh laga di... Aur jungle ke bhitar ( andar ) ki orr ghusne laga....
Daudhte daudhte.... Sanju jungle ke andar aa gya...
Lekin usko abhi bhi koi nhi dikha...
Sanju - Aree... Ye kya... Aawaz toh yahi se aa rhi thi phir koi dikh kyu nhi rha hai...
Sanju ne apne phone ki torch ko chaaro taraf ghuma ke dekha.....
Lekin usko kuch bhi... Koi bhi nhi dikha...
Sanju - ye kya ho rha hai... Aakhir kaha hai Chanda aur chameli mami....
Sanju abhi apne aap mein kuch soch rha tha ki....
Bachaoo ki ek dhavni.... Usko apne nazdik se sunayi padi....
Sanju.. Ne aawaz sunte he us disha mein apni gardan ghuma li aur phone ki torch ko us disha mein karne laga..
Sanju abhi palta he tha ki...
Usko apne saamne 20 feet dur ek ped ke peeche se kisi ki sisakne ki aawaz aayi
Sanju - ... Ye aawaz toh us ped ke peeche se aa rhi hai....
Sanju ko jaise he ped ke peeche kisi ke hone ka abhaas hua... Voh bina deri kiye ped ki taraf apne kadam badha diya...
Tabhi..... Usko vipreet disha mtlb ki jis disha se voh aaya tha vaha se kisi ke chillane ki aawaz sunayi padi...
-- sanjjuuu...... Sannjjju.... Kaha... Ho tum.....
Sanju - Aree.. Abhi toh aawaz yahi aas pass se aa rhi thi aur abhi mai jaha se aaya hu us taraf se kaise aa rhi hai
Ye kya maazra hai... Agar koi yaha se mujhko aawaz de rha tha toh voh itni jaldi vaha pe kaise pahuch gya...
Tabhi sanju ko apne pass se he ek khoonkhaar sher ke dahaadne ki aawaz aaayi...
Sanju ka badan darr ke maare kaamp sa gya...
Sanju ( ailaa) sher...
Tabhi us ped ke peeche se ek ladki ki jor ki cheekh nikli...
Baccchhaaaoo ........
Aur ped ke peeche se ek khubsurat si ladki duadhte hue aur rote hue sanju ki taraf aane lagi.....
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itna sundar maal.... Kya gajab ki gaand hai... Dekho toh kaise phooli hui hai... Aur iska pet toh dekho full bhara hua hai... Aur iska chuchaa toh dekho ek ek kam se kam 2 - 2 kilo se kam ka nhi hoga... Aur ye kya.. Hayee...saali randi ne toh blouse he nhi phna... Aisa mauka baar baar nhi milega butku .... Soch kya rha hai... Iske sath kuch baat kar...
( Toh aap logo ko pata chal he gya hoga ki lakadhaare ka naam hai butku... )
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ab tak subah ho chuki thi... sanju niche aa jata hai... idhar bimla aur malli bhi uth chuki thi.... aur apne apne room ke darwaaje khol chuki thi... aur ek ek lota utha ke ghar se nikalne lagi...
sanju - Aree... ye log toh lota utha ke chal dii.... chal di toh chal di mujhe apna lota kahe dikha... di... ye toh gadbad ho gyi sanju... ab toh muere pet mein bhi gudgudi.. sudsudi.. pudpudi.... hone lagi hai... ab lagta hai..
lund hath mein...lota sath mein....leke.... mujhe bhi nikalna hoga
sanju bhi ek lota pakd ke nikal padta hai.... lekin tab tak... malti aur bimla kaafi aage nikal chuki thi....
sanju - Aree... abhi mere saamne he toh nikli thi dono... itni Jaldi kaha gayab ho gyi....
zameen khaa gyi ya asmaan nigal gya..
sanju - beta abhi ye zameen aasman ka chhod warna kahi.... tere pet ka saara samaan yahi na nikal jaaye... jaldi se jhadi pakad ke ghus ja
sanju ek jhadi mein... bole toh kabadi mein... ghus gya...
sanju - aaaaahhhaaaahaaa..... sukoon ka naam suna hai kisi ne... bas... yahi hai... kitna sukoon mil rha jab ye lamb lamb... tatti ki bauchaar mai apni gaand ke chhed se kar rha... iska arth samjhte ho... rhne do.. kyu ki mai smjhta hu.. aur smjhaan ke bilkul mood mein nhi hu
sanju - ha toh hum kaha thea... hum tohri maiya ki tutaiyaa mein thea
aaahhhh.... haaye.... maja he Aa gya haggu karke....
tabhi.... bagal wali jhaadi se kisi ke.... aaaahhh..... uuuunnnhhhh... nikal bhosdike... nikla na re..... 5 din ho gye... nikal he nhi rha... uuuunnnhhhh........ kitna dum lagau aur.... uuuunnnhhhh.........
sanju ( mann mein) - ye kaun bhosdika hai jo gaand sile ki tarah kar rha hai...
chalo thoda jhaank ke dekhta hu....
sanju - oyee.. bhosadiya wale.. bhaiya... kahe... thaak rhe ho... aise uuuunnnhhhh uuuunnnhhhh karke...
woh aadmi -... Aree ka batau bhaiya... hum 5 dino se try kar raha hu ki nikal jaaye... lekin nikal he nhi rha hai...
sanju - iska matlab mai iske baare mein sahi tha ye sach mein gaand sila ho gya hai
woh aadmi - bahut takleef hai bhaiya... na toh nikal rha hai... aur na he roka ja rha hai...
sanju - kisi doctor ko dikhaya...
woh aadmi - haa bhaiya... dikhaya.. doctor mein mujhe litaya... maine checkup karwaya... doctor ne report dikhaya... report dekh mera sar chakraaya... doctor ne operation ka mujhe bataya... ab aankhon me mere andhera chaaya.. operation ka sun ke Mujhe tezz bukhar hai aaya... aur mai hospital se bhaag ke ghar aaya...
yaha todi rhymes match karne ki koshish ki hai
ok chalo ab aage..
sanju - accha... aisa bola doctor ne.
waise aap ka naam kya hai..
aadmi- mera naam hai arib...
sanju - accha... toh arib bhai ye batao ki ye problem kaise ho gyi...
arib - pata nhi bhai aachank he ho gyi...
sanju - accha... koi nhi... mai aapki problem slove kar skta hu...
arib- kaise...?
sanju - woh aise ke... dekho... aapki gaand ka chhed mujhe lagta hai chhota ho gya hai isliye ye sab prblm hai... mai aapke gaand ke chhed ko bada kar skta hu... aur aapki ye samasya dur kar skta hu...
arib - accha... woh kaise...
sanju - agar aapko karwaana hai tabhi karunga...
arib - haa. haa.. agar iske baad meri prblm solve ho jayegi... operation nhi lagega toh mai jarur karwaynga...
sanju - thik hai.. phir aap yahi ruko... mai aata hu...
sanju waha se khisak liya aur ek ped ke pass gaya jiski daaliya nikli hui thi...
sanju - ye daali acchi khasi moti hai... yahi thik rahega... hihihi
sanju ne woh daali ko tod liya aur apne kapdo ke andar bhar liya taaki usko dikhe na...
sanju ab arib ke pass chala gya..
arib - tum aa gye bhai...
sanju - haa aa gya aur sath mein tumhari dawai bhi leke aaya hu...
arib - kaha hai dawai jaldi do...
sanju - ha.. ruko... ye kyuki ek ayurvedic dawa hai isliye.... iske kuch niyam hai... sabse phle ye niyam hai ki dawa lene wale mareej ko apni aankh is dawa ke paryog ke samay band rakhni hogi aur tab tak nhi kholni jab tak dawa daali jaa rhi ho warna dawa ka asar khtm ho jaayega... aur ek aur niyam hai ki aawaz nhi karna hai na kisi prakaar ki rok tok nhi karni hai...
arib - thik hai mujhe sab majzoor hai..
sanju - thik hai phir apni aankien band karo...
arib ne apni aankien band kar li... aur ab sanju ne dagaali... arib ki pichwaadi mein ghused di...
arib - aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh......... maaa........ aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.......... yee..... kyaaa...... ghused...... diya........... aaaaahhhhhhhh........... nikaaaaaallll...... nikaaaalllll.......... isko.... bhosdike nikal..........mai mar jaunga....... aaaaahhhhhhhhh........ nikal madarchod.......... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...........
sanju bina ruke dagali arib ki pichwaadi mein ghused ke andar bahar kiye ja rha tha....
arib - aaaaahhhhhh.....maar...... diyaa..... ree..... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..........
sanju - ruk Behnxhod.... ruk... hone wala hai.....
sanju daali ghused ghused ke arib ki gaand ka chhed bada karne laga....
daali ke ghusedne se uske pet ke andar jo ab tak se sad rhi toilet.... zameen mein drilling ke time jaise mitti nikalti hai waise he toilet ( tatti) nikalne lagi...
aur kuch der mein jab sanju ko laga ki ab iski bur mein iska hath ghusne layak jagah ban gyi hai toh usne daali nikal li....
sanju - le bhai... ho gya tera kaam ab aankh khol de... ( sanju ne daali phenk di... thi... )
arib ne aankh kholi..
arob rote hue - aaaaahhhhhh........ Behanchod.... kya kiya ye tune....
sanju - idhar dekh toh sahi...
arib ne dekha... bahut saari toilet ke chhentein zameen pe thea...
sanju - ab dekh karke... ab niklega... aur nhi nikla na toh apna hath ghusa lena... aur nikal lena...
arib ne try karke dekha sach mein nikalne laga...
arib - ye toh sach mein kamaal ho gya.. ha thoda dard hua... lekin chlta hai... operation se toh kam he dard hai... thank you..
sanju - wlcm.... chal ab chalta hu...
arib - Aree. abhi kaha chal diye bhai... ye prblm toh meri biwi ki bhi hai... uska bhi ilaaz kar dijiye... woh bechari... bhi is pareshaani se jujh rhi hai...
sanju - kya... tumhari biwi bhi..
phle kyu nhi bataya... chalo abhi chalo... jaldi...
arib - ha chalo... lekin mai chal kaise paunga..
mujhe godi mein utha ke le chalo...
sanju ( mann mein) - haatt madarchod isko godi mein uthana padega nhi nhi.. aisa nhi karne wala mai.. iski biwi ka bhosda maaru... isko kaise bhi karke... sultaana hoga...
sanju - Aree.. bhai.... dekho... mujhe tum apne ghar ka pata bata do... aur tum phir aaram se aate raho mai tab tak tumhari biwi ka ilaaj kar dunga... pata batao jaldi...
arib - par kyu... mujhe Godi mein utha ke le chalo na mai aapko rasta bhi bata dunga aur mai bhi bina dard ke ghar pahuch jaaunga..
sanju - aaj kal ke logo ki yahi dikkat hai... saala... thoda sa dard nhi saha ja rha tere se kya gaandu banega re tu... chupchaap... ghar ka pata bata aur khud se chal ke ja warna mujhe aur bhi kaam hai mai ja rha aise tumhare liye he apna sara time waste thodi na karunga...
arib - maaf kariyega... mai bhul gya tha aap jaise vaidya ko aur bhi kaam hota hai... mai aapko apne ghar ka he pata bataaye deta hu...
sanju - haa bata..
arib - idhra jana phir udhar jana phir udhar se hoke idhar jaana... phir udhar idhar se udhar jaana... phir pahuch jaana...
sanju - accha accha... thik hai mai pahuch jaunga... tu bhi dheere dheere aa ja...
sanju ab uske pass se nikal gya...
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sanju uski gaand ka chaubaara bana ke.... uske gaand mein apna paani... girane... laga...
aur uske upar he let... gya...
tabhi... darwaaje pe kisi ki dastak hui....
sanju jaldi se bed se uth ke apne kapde phn ne laga....
pudina - kya hua... kya... hua...
sanju - lagta tumhara pati aa gya.. ab mai chala... ab haggu karne jake dekhna.... mai chala...
sanju usko wahi chhod ke... ghar ke darwaaje ki taraf aa gya...
airb... - aree bhai... kya... hua aapne meri patni ka bhi ilaaj kiya ki nhi...
sanju - haa.. kar diya ilaaj.... lekin woh nhi abhi thik se chal nhi payegi tumhari tarah... thik hai ab mai chalta hu...
arib -- apki fees..
sanju - woh mai baad mein phir vasoolne aa jaunga... abhi chlta hu...
baki next ep mein..
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chudai ke baad chudail apni gaand bacha ke bhaag jati hai...
idhar subah ho jati hai...
sanju ne alarm lagaya hua tha... isliye 5 baje sanju ki nind alarm ke bajne se khul jati hai...
sanju - hhaaakkk....... aakhir mai uth he gya...
lekin ye mujhe.... aise kyu lag rha hai jaise maine raat mein kisi ki chudai ki ho....
aur ye mera kaccha geela geela kyu lag rha hai... sanju apna lower nikal ke check karta hai...
sanju - haiii re mori maiyaa... ye toh sach mein geeli hai.... aisa kya hua tha raat ko jo ye geeli ho gyi....
sanju apne dimaag pe jor daalne laga... toh usko uska nind mein dekha sapna yaad aaya....
sanju - ohh... accha... accha... accha... ye toh maine kal raat mein chameli mami ko sapne mein chod rha tha isliye hua hai... ye nightfall bhi na....
sanju ko kya pata tha... ki usne raat mein nightfall nhi balki chudail ki bur phaad di thi
sanju - chalo... ab uthta hu aur baki log ko bhi utha deta hu... aaj haveli mein puja hai sabko taiyaar bhi hona padega...
sanju... uth ke sabko uthane chala jata hai.... sabko uthaane ke baad... sanju apna tauliya pakad ke nadi kinaare chal padta hai...
sanju ab nadi ke pass pahuch gya...
sanju - haye... ree... dekho.. toh kaise pani se dhuaa udh... rha hai... saala... paani bahute thanda lagta hai...
ab kya kia jaaye.... kaise kudu... paani mein...
ek kaali parchaayi... tabhi.. paani... mein aane lagi.... sanju ka dhyan abhi is taraf tha he nhi voh toh thande pani ko dekh ke apne badan mein garmaahat laane ki koshish kar rha tha..
sanju - Aree. beta sanju ab kya karega tu... puja hai toh nahana toh padega he... chalo... try karke dekhta hu...
sanju... - Aree... ullu ullu... aaja... aake bhais ki been baja ja... Aree... ullu... ullu... aaja... aake bhais ki been baja ja..
sanju aise he gaana gaate hue... pani mein dheere dheere apne paav ghusaane laga...
sanju - Aree... bhosadiya chod.... haaii.... bahute thanda... hai... barf ki tarah...
voh kaali parchaayi.... sanju ki taraf badh he rhi thi....
sanju - eeee..... thanda... hai... woh bhi bahut jor se
sanju - kuch nhi hoga sanju... leke.... chudail ka naam.... ghus ja aaj tu pani mein karne chudai ka kaam
sanju paani mein ek he chalaang mein kudd gya...
sanju - aaaaaaahhhhhhh.....
cccchhhhhuuuuuubbbhhhhhuuuuuukkkkkkk....
ki aawaz ke sath... sanju... ne pani ko nhi nhi nhi... pani ne sanju ko. kha... liya
sanju paani ke andar...
sanju - aaj mai neeche paani ke andar... havan ke liye nahane aaya.. aaaahaaahaaahaaahaa... lalalallalalall...
sanju abhi naha he rha tha.. ki... ek komal komal.... lacheela lacheela... gudguda gudguda... sa kapde numa... kuch sanju ko apne badan pe mehsoos hua...
sanju - e ka mulaayam mulaayam..... mere badan pe lipta rha bea...
abhi sanju kuch soch he paata ki us se phle... he voh kapde numa... cheez uske badan pe kasavaat leti chali gyi....
sanju - ye kaste kyu ja rha aur aakhir hai kya.... pani se bahar nikal ke dekhta hu...
sanju ne pani se bahar nikalne ki koshish ki... lekin.... voh jo kuch bhi cheez thi... voh... sanju ko pani se apna sar tak bahar nhi nikaalne de rhi thi...
sanju ( ghabrahat)- ye... kya... hai bea... jo mujhe rok raha...
sanju ne paani mein apni aankh kholi aur woh jo kuch bhi cheez thi... usko apne hath se tatolne laga... aur pakad ke apne sarir se alag karne laga....
sanju - aaaahhhhh.... ye kya... hai... jo chhutne ke bajaaay... aur bhi kasti jaa rhi...
us cheez ne apni kasavaat aur bhi jayada kar di...
sanju ko ab saans lene mein takleef hone lagi...
sanju - aise toh mar jaaunga..... mujhe kuch bhi karke... is se apne aap ko alag karna... hoga...
sanju ne us kapde numa cheez ko alag karne ki koshish ki.... lekin woh jitni baar bhi aisa karta voh kasavaat aur bhi badhte jaati...
sanju.. - ab kya... karu... aise toh nipat jaunga... ek kaam karta hu... isko daant se kaat ke bich se is kapde ko phaad deta hu... haa... phir.... chhuda ke dekhunga...
sanju ne ab us kapde numa cheez ko apne dono hatho se pakda aur kaatne laga...
jaise he sanju ne usko kaata.... paani mein ek jor ki halchal hui.... aur woh cheez ki pakad dheeli hui... aur voh sarsaraate hue... bhaag khadi hui...
sanju haafte hue bahar aaya...
sanju - fuuuiii.... fuuui.... paani apne muh se furfuraate hue... fuii... fuuuiii...
sanju - haasshhh..... kya... tha bea.. voh... saala... kapda vapda toh nhi tha... varna... aise halchal macha ke bhaagta nhi... ab naya kaun sa bhoot aa gya apni amma ki chut chatvaane...
sanju nadi se ghar aa gya...
baki next update mein...
aakhir ye kya tha kyu tha... Aur kis liye tha... Ye aap log ka home work hai
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Sanju sabhi aurato ke sath.... Haveli ke liye... Nikal gya...
Sanju ne pandit ko haveli ki location pe he bulaya tha...
Sanju aur sabhi auratein haveli pahuch gyi.... Haveli mein... Sabhi haveli pahuch ke.... Pandit ji ke paav chhu ke aashirvaad lene lage...
Phir... Pandit... Ne... Sabhi ko aashirvaad de... Diya aur sabhi puja ke liye baith gye...
Havan mein.... Keval... Sanju ko baithna...tha...
Isliye sanju puja mein.... Baitha... Baki sabhi... Peeche baithe... Thea...
Yaha pe photo... Sanju puja mein baitha hua..
Sanju puja mein baitha hua hota hai... Tabhi.... Haveli ke bahar ek gaadi aake rukti hai.. Jisme se 2 auratein bahar nikalti hai.... Aur unke sath... Ek aadmi... Jo ki chusa hua aam lag rha tha voh bhi aata hai... Aur voh teeno haveli ke andar aate hai.... Unke andar aate he....malti un teeno ke pass chali jati hai aur un teeno ke liye kursi ki vyavastha karti hai...
Sanju jo puja mein baithe hue malti ko un teeno ki is tarah se seva karte dekh aashcharya se bhar jata hai....
Sanju ( mann mein) - ye teeno kaun hai... Ye chusa hua aam... Kahika... Aur ye do bur vali... Chuddakad auratien kaun hai.... Saali... Lag toh karara maal rhi...
Voh teeno kursi pe baith ke.... Pujadekhne lage....
Toh chaliye... Thoda physic dekh lete hai... Teeno ka...
Chusa hua aam ka naam hai... Shyam.. Age 52
Photo dekh lo yrr..
Uski biwi... 50 ki umar... Black saree mein lag rhi kamaal... Ya kahu.. Kya.. Maaal...
Aap khud he dekh lijiye... Naam.. Hai... Kanika... Devi...
Ab chalte hai.... Teesri wali ki taraf... Iski umar un dono se kam lag rhi thi.... Kareeb... 30-32 ke aas pass ki hogi.... Red... Color ki dress mein kaafi kamaal lag rhi thi... Naam tha... Sonia...
Sanju... - ye log kaun hai... Yrr...
Sanju ki nazar baar baar unke upar he jaa rhi thi... Kyu ki... Woh dono auratien kanika aur sonia kisi bade gharaane ki lag rhi thi.... Ha unke sath aaye aadmi ki bhi dress aachi thi lekin chusa hua aam tha..
Sanju ne pujakhtam ki... Phir... Pandit ne sanju ko ek kalas diya... Jisme ganga jal bhara hua tha..
Pandit - sanju beta... Ye kalash lo ye gangajal se bhara hua abhimantrit kalash hai... Iska chhidkaav tum haveli ke har ek kone mein kar do... Is se haveli mein bachi khuchi jo bhi buri shakti hogi... Voh sab khtm ho jayegi aur haveli ka suddhikaran ho jayega...
Sanju - ji.. Pandit ji....
Sanju.... Ne theek vaisa he kiya...
Idhar sanju ko dekhkar..
Sonia - mom... Ye kaun hai...
Kanika - ye... Vahi lag rha hai beta jisne hamari haveli khareedi hai... Aur is se he humein apni haveli vapas leni hai...
Sonia - ohhh... Accha... Toh ye vahi hai... Jisne hamari haveli ko khareeda tha...
Kanika - haa.. Lekin... Ye haveli ko kam daam mein bechna tumhare nana ki sabse badi galti thi... Ye haveli mein kuch buri shkti bhoot vagerah ka afvaah ke karan tumhare nana surendra singh ne ye haveli iski dadi ko saste mein bech di... Lekin ab ye haveli kayi karodo ki ho gyi hai.....
Aur vaise bhi tumhare nana ne haveli bech toh di thi lekin hum haveli ka aadha hissa le skte hai court mein case karke... Isliye hum yaha aaye hai... Court ke notice ke sath...
Sonia - haaa... Mom... Ye haveli hum apne hath se nhi jaane denge... Dekho dekho toh kaisi aalishaan haveli hai...
Kanika - haa.. Jayega toh ye ladka voh bhi khaali hath.... Aur haveli aayegi hamare hath hihihi
sanju haveli ke sabhi jagah gangajal chhidkane ke baad.... pandit ke pass aakar
sanju - ye lijiye pandit ji.. ho gya...
pandit - beta... ab dakchheena deke.. humko vida karo...
sanju - ji... sanju ne us pandit ko 11 rupya dakchheena Savroop pakda diya...
pandit - aaaaayyyyyyy.....
sanju - kya hua pandit ji...
pandit - ye kya majak hai beta..
sanju - O sorry sorry pandit ji... voh glti ho gyi...
pandit ( mann mein) - lagta hai smjh gya... chalo badhiya hai..
sanju - pandit ji apna hath aage kariye...
pandit ( mann mein) - lagta hai... is baar acchi dakshina dega hihihi
pandit apna hath aage karte hue...
pandit- lo beta... kar diya.. hath aage.. ๐
sanju - hnn...
sanju ab apna hath aage badhaate hue... pandit ke hath pe le gya aur jo diye hue dakshina ke 11 rupay thea usko utha liya
pandit () - mann mein - Aree.. is baklol ne... 11 rupay bhi utha liye...
pandit () - beta ye 11 rupay kyu utha liye... dakshina nhi dena hai kya... nhi dena hai toh bata do...
sanju - Aree.. Aree.. nhi.. pandit ji.. lagta hai aap bura maan gye... mai toh isliye ye 11 rupay uthaya taki aapko iske badle jo aap soch rhe hai aisi dakshina de saku...
pandit ki aankho mein chamak aa gyi..
pandit () - kya sach.. beta... jug jug... jiyo beta... khub phalo phulo... bhagwaan tumhari saari manokaamna puri kare...
sanju - ji...
sanju ne apne jeb mein hath daala aur kuch tatolne ke baad apne hath ko jeb se bahar nikala.... aur pandit ke hath pe rakh diya..
pandit mann he mann khus ho rha tha...
sanju - ye lijiye... pandit ji aapki dalshina thik hai ab aap jaiye mai bhi udhar chalta hu bahut kaam hai...
sanju pandit ke hath pe dakshin rakh ke andar chala gya...
pandit mann he mann khus hote hue... apna hath dekhne laga...
pandit ne jaise he dekha-- e ka hai bea... 5 rupaiyaa... saala... 11 rupay ko kam bola toh 5 rupaiyaaa... pakda ke chodu bana ke nikal gis
behanchod... bada harami aadmi hai ye toh
pandit ab kya he karta... 5 rupaiyaa.. pakad ke chala gya...
sanju usko andar se chup ke dekh rha tha...
sanju - saale... bangdu... hamse hosiyaari... padegi tohra ke bhaari.. kyu.. ki sahi vahi hai jo kahi hai sanju bhaiya.......
toh readers thoko taali... aur maaro... bur ki maari
sanju pandit ke jaane ke baad... bahar aakar malti ke pass aa gya..
sanju - mallu maa... ye teeno kaun hai...
malti- Aree.. beta ye is haveli ke purane maalik thakur surendra singh ke beti kanika , damad shyam aur un dono ki beti sonia hai.. in Sab ko maine he phone karke bulaya tha haveli mein puja thi toh...
sanju - accha... " accha kiya jo aap ne in logo ko bula liya.. " mann mein - warna in dono bur maariyo ko kaise dekh paata
malti - aa beta.. mai tujhe... unlogo se milvaati hu...
malti sanju ko un teeno ke pass le gyi
malti - kanika ji... ye hai... sanju inki dadi ne he ye haveli aapke pita ji se khareedi hai aur ab yahi hai is haveli ke malik...
kanika - malti... malti... ek minute ruko...
malti - ji... kya hua kanik ji... miane kuch galat bol diya kya..
sonia - haa.. aaapne galat bola..
kanika - sonia... ... tum shant raho.. mai baat karti hu...
sonia - ok mom
kanika - dekho... malti... hamare pitaji ne ye haveli hamare marzi ke bina bechi thi... hum mein se kisi ki bhi marzi nhi thi is haveli ko bechne ki... isliye humien haveli wapas chahiye...
malti & sanju- kyaa...
sanju - ye aap kya kah rhi hai..
malti - haa.. kanika ji ye aap kaisi baat kar rhi hai... ye haveli toh khud aapke pita ne inki dadi ko bechi hai phir... aap kaise ye haveli le skti hai...
sanju - exactly.... aapki baaton ka koi sar pair he nhi hai...
sonia - aaaeee mister.... meri mom bilkul sahi kah rhi hai... nanu ne ye haveli bina mere mom ki permission ke bechi hai.. lekin woh ye bhul gye the ki unki property mein hissa meri mom ka bhi hai is lihaaz se agar meri mom ye haveli wapas lena chaahe toh le skti hai...
sanju - ye... kya bol rhi ho tum ladki..
kanika - meri beti sahi bol rhi hai... humne hamare vakeel se bhi baat kar li hai.. aur usne kaha bhi hai ki case laga do... lekin humne socha ek baar tumse baat kar le warna court ke chakkar lagate lagate tumhare ghutne chhil jaate...
sanju - ye bilkul galat hai...
malti - haa... ye sarasar anyaay hai... kanika ji...
kanika - voh sab mujhe nhi pata... mai bas itna janti hu ki ye haveli mujhe vapas chahiye...
sanju - nhi aisa nhi ho skta mai court jaunga...
sonia - jao jao.. hihihi... vaha toh hum he jeetenge.... par us se phele is haveli se bahar jao... smjhe...
sanju ka dimaag kharab hone laga tha...
sanju ( mann mein ) - ye kya ho rha hai... saala ek mushibat jaati nhi ki dusri aa jati hai... in randiyo ko aaj he yaad aaya ki inke baap ne koi haveli bechi hai... aur mallu maa ko bhi inko yaha bulaane ki kya jarurat thi... khaamakhaa ek aur mushibat gale pad gyi....
mai is haveli ke bharose he toh yaha aaya tha... aur ab ye haveli he hath se jaate dikh rhi hai... job bhi chhut gyi hai ab kya karunga mai...
kanika - jo bhi karna hai karte rhna... phle niklo haveli se.... kyu ki ye meri hai...
kanika ne malti ko kaha..
kanika - le jao malti is ladke ko meri haveli se bahar varna mai police bula lungi..
sanju - bulaiye police... mai bhi dekhta hu mere he haveli se mujhe kaun nikaalta hai...
kanika - accha... ye teri haveli kab se ho gyi... paper hai tere pass...
sanju - paper...
kanika - haa.. is haveli ke paper....
sanju - nhi... meri dadi ke pass thea...
kanika - accha... toh teri dadi kaha hai bula usko....
sanju - voh toh mar chuki hai..
kanika - toh bul ja... hihihi..
sanju - mai 2 din mein papers le ke aaaunga...
kanika - Aree.. ruk ja... ruk ja... papers honge tab na laayega... is haveli ke papers toh kabhi pitaji ne teri dadi ko diye he nhi thea...
malti - ye aapko kaise pata hai... iska mtlb ki aap bhi is haveli ko bechte waqt thi... waha pe...
kanika ( hadbadaate hue) - mann mein - ye mai kya bol gyi... khud he apna bhanda phod diya.... lekin koi baat nhi kya he ukhaad lenge ye log.... hihihi
kanika - haa... lekin ye baat tum court mein kaise siddh karoge... court toh saboot maangti hai aur saboot hai papers aur papers toh abhi bhi hamare naam pe hai...
sanju - ye toh sarasar beymaani hai...
sonia - apni cheez ko lene mein kaisi beymaani... vaise bhi nanu ne ye haveli kaudi ke bhaav mein de di thi tumhari budhiya dadi ko...
sanju apni dadi ke liye budhiya sunkar gusse mein aa gya lekin malti ne uska hath pakad kar usko rok liya...
malti - kanika ji ye sahi nhi hai...
shyam ji... aap toh kuch kahiye
shyam ( kanika ka pati) - mai kya kahu... jo meri biwi kah rhi hai wahi sahi hai...
malti aur sanju uske sath baki ghar vale mein un teeno ko samjhaane lage... ki ye galat hai.
lekin woh teeno nhi maane tabhi chupke se sonia ne police ko call kar diya aur police aa gyi...
lekin police ne bhi kanika ka side liya... aur sanju & co ko haveli se jabardasti bahar nikaal diya.. aur warning bhi de di...
police - agar tum me se koi bhi is haveli ke aas pass bhi bhatka aur ye khabar mujh tak gyi toh phir uske baad seedha havalaat mein thoss dunga...
warning dene ke baad.... police wale tab tak vahi rhe jab tak ki
sanju aur auratien vaha se nhi gyi....
sanju aur sabhi auratien ghar aa gyi...
sanju - ye kya ho gya... maine kya kya socha tha haveli ko lekar... lekin sab sapne mere choor choor ho gye...
sanju ki aisi halat dekh.... sabhi dukhi thea... sabse jyada dukhi malti thi...
malti sanju ka dhaadhas baandhne lagi...
malti - kuch nhi hoga beta... sab thik ho jayega...
lekin sanju ko bhi ye baat pata thi ki court mein phaisla inke haq mein nhi aayega... isliye voh bina kuch bole chupchaap... ek kamre mein chala gya... aur bed pe let ke kuch sochne laga.... sanju ne andar se darwaja band kar liya tha...
malti aur ghar vale bhi aaj ki is ghatna se sadme mein thea....
sabhi is ghatna ko bhulaane ka prayaas karne lage....
... sanju jab so ke utha tab usko bhi thoda fresh feel hua... sanju ko apne takiye pe kuch ubad khaabad sa mehsoos hua... usne dekha toh ye kamra jaha sanju so rha hai voh bimla ka kamra tha jaha bimla aur chameli mami soti thi... aur sanju us taraf soya tha jis taraf chameli mami soti thi...
sanju - ye toh chameli mami ka takiya hai ispe itna ubad khaabad sa kyu mehsoos ho rha hai...
sanju ne takiye ko hata ke dekha....
sanju - oooo..... bhaisaaahaaabbb...
ye kya... kakdi...
sanju ne jaise he kakdi ko dekha uske dimaag mein thoughts aane lag gye...
tabhi malti ne sanju ko. aawaz lagayi...
sanju khane ke liye aa gya...
sanju khana khate hue kakdi ke baare mein he soch rha tha...
usko soch mein dooba hua dekhkar malti ne pucha...
malti - kya hua beta abhi bhi us haveli ke baare mein soch rha...
sanju ka dhyan kakdi se hatt ke idhar aaya..
sanju - nhi... nhi.. mallu maa.. mai ab us haveli ka tension nhi lunga... vaise bhi saala ye haveli jabse aaya hu tension pe tension diye ja rhi hai.... accha hai lene do unlogo ko... mai abhi aur is baat ke baare mein aur nhi sochna chahta jo hona hoga woh toh ho ke rahega...
malti - haa.. beta... sahi kaha tune...
phir sabne khana khaya... aur sone ke liye jaane lagi..
malti ne sone Jane se phle...
malti - bimla didi aaj aap mere kamre mein sone aa jana.... voh kya hai na ki meri body puja ke karan thakawat si mehsoos kar rhi aur aap aache se maalish karti ho isliye...
bimla - thik hai malti mai katore mein tel garam karke aati hu tu ja kamre mein...
baaki logo ko sak na ho isliye dono badi safayi se jhut bol ke chale jaate hai.... sanju abhi neeche hall mein haveli ke baare mein soch rha tha ki tabhi usko yaad aata hai.... kakdi... aur kakdi yaad aate he usko yaad aati hai chameli mami..... Ki....
Awesome
Sonia: ha maa bahut mota hai mujhe to abhi se dar lag Raha hai jab ye Meri chut mein jayega to kya Hoga
Kanika: haaaaaaaa wo to hai Chal ab Tu Keri madad kr phir mai Teri karungi
Sonia: ha maa bolo kya kru
tabhi
aur phir Jaisa Sanju ne sonia ko Kaha wo kanika ( apni maa ) ki chut chatne lagi
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Kanika: maaaaaaa aise he beti aise he chat apni MAA ki chut ko Meri Rani beti
Sanju: bol madarchodni Kaisa lag Raha hai MERI Rand ko
Sanju: to le na mana kisne Kiya hai aur tej le dhakke MERI kuttiya MERI Chinal le ek bhoot Ka Lund apni Gand mein
aj Tu pakka bhoot ki randi ban gai
Kanika: ha mai Hu aapki Randi Mera Malik vafadaar Gand
Sanju: khabardaar ab aur Kisi ko Apne jisam SE hath lagane Diya to
Sanju: ha mera hai srif Mera le kuttiya aur le is bhoot Ka Lund apni Gand maim
Kanika: aaaaah maaaaaaa aise he maaaro mai gai meri Gand
aur Kanika chekkh PADI par sonia ne uski help ki kuch is trah