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Bahut jabardast update bhai Chummi bhi leli aur Menka gussa bhi nahi huyi ulta Babu kehne ko Raji ho gayi ab aayega
Sanju aur menka dono chalte hue baatien karte hue
Menka -- aapne mujh beshara ko sahara tak de diya lekin ab tak apna naam nhi bataya ...
Sanju ( haste hue) - are sorry sorry woh mai bhul he gya tha...
Menka - ji toh ab bata dijiye...
Sanju - ha.. Mera naam hai baby
Menka - baby.... Ye kaisa naam hai...
Sanju - ab naam hai toh hai...
Menka - haa..
Sanju - tum bhi mujhe is naam se he bulana ok..
Menka - par mai kaise... Mai aapko sahab bolungi chalega na...
Sanju - accha aisa kya..
Menka - haa..
Sanju - thik hai tum mujhe sahab bologi toh phir mai tumhe aunty ha yahi bulaunga thik hai na..
Menka- mai kya aapko aunty jaise lagti hu
Sanju - nhi....
Menka- toh phir mujhe aunty kyu bologe aap....
Sanju - kyu ki (dheere se) mere baccho ki maa toh nhi bol skta na...
Menkakya kaha aapne....
Sanju - voh kuch nhi... Ha voh mai kah rha tha ki.. Jab tum mujhe sahab bologi aur mere naam baby se nahi bulaogi toh mai bhi toh tumhe aunty he bolunga na...
Menka - par ye toh galat hai...
Sanju - aur tum jo mere sath kar rhi ho woh kya voh sahi hai...
Menka- thik hai mai aapko sahab karke nhi bulaungi...
Sanju - good...
Menka - mai aapko... Baby kahke bhi nhi bula panugi..
Sanju - bad...
Menka - balki....
Sanju - ha ha.. Good god...
Menka - mai Apko babu karke Bulaungi....
Sanju- Very very good... Tumhara gaal kaha hai idhr laao...
Sanju ne menka ke galoo ko pakad ke chumliya
Menka - ye aap kya kar rhe hai... Babu ji...
Sanju -- hyeenn.. Babu ... Ji... Ji... Kyu...??
Menka - phele aap ye batao ki aapne meri chummi kyu li...
Sanju - voh mai ati utsahit ho gya tha.. Tumhare muh se babu sun ke isliye....
Menka - aage se aisa kuch bhi mat kijiyega ye sab mujhe accha nhi lagta..
Sanju - haa sorry.... Par phle ye batao ki babu accha hai toh babu ke aur tumhare bich mein ye babuji kyu...
Menka - kyu ki aap ne Mujhe sahara diya hai.... Meri jaan bachayi hai aur jisne itna sab kuch kiya hai usko bhala aadar nhi denge toh paap lagega...
Sanju ( mann mein) - ye aadar ka madar fathar kaun hai bea... Saala hamari prem ki naiyaa ko ye aadar ka gaand fathar kahi le na dube...
Menka - kis soch mein pad gye... Aap...
Sanju - kuch nhi bas apne aap ko babu ke sath ji bhi hajam karwa rhe thea... Hajam nhi hoga toh kahi ulti na ho jaaye..
Menka - kya...
Sanju - kuch nhi tum abhi nhi samjhogi.... Tum thoda choti ho jaao phir sab smjh aayega...
Menka - par mai ab choti kaise ho sakti hu...
Sanju - ghutno pe baith ke..
Menka - accha... Ye toh maine socha he nhi...
Sanju - ha... Kyu ki tumhari soch he vahi se shuru hoti hai ... ( ghutno se)
Menka - kya kaha...??
Sanju - kuch nhi.. Chalo... Jaldi.... Aur ha ho sake toh apni aadar ko apni gaand fathar... Mera mtlb hai ki jeb mein.... Sorry mai bhi kya bol rha hu tumhare pass jeb kaha se hogi....
Ha toh jaha kahi bhi daalna ho daal lena... Lekin... Please... Mujhe aise aadar ke sath babu ji nhi balki sirf babu...ya bubu bhi kahogi toh chalega...
Menka - mai koshish karungi... Lekin pakka nhi kah skti...
Sanju - bas... Tumne koshish ka bol diya na... Maine yakeen kar liya ki tum kar skti ho... Bas ab aur baatien baad mein phle mere samaan tak toh pahuch jaaye...
Menka - samaan tak mtlb... Aap kahi ja rhe hai...
Sanju ne ab asthiya visharjan karne jaane se lekar aane ka saara vakya apne sabdo mein kah sunaya... ( chameli ki bur darshan aur chanda ke sath kissing) ko chhdo ke....
Waah kya mast pehredaar hai Mona item aur ye Lata madam pata nahi kiske paas jaa rahi thi ki bhook ke wajah es tharki budhhe ko uska khana Banna padegaLakadhaara ( mann mein) - hayee...
itna sundar maal.... Kya gajab ki gaand hai... Dekho toh kaise phooli hui hai... Aur iska pet toh dekho full bhara hua hai... Aur iska chuchaa toh dekho ek ek kam se kam 2 - 2 kilo se kam ka nhi hoga... Aur ye kya.. Hayee...saali randi ne toh blouse he nhi phna... Aisa mauka baar baar nhi milega butku .... Soch kya rha hai... Iske sath kuch baat kar...
( Toh aap logo ko pata chal he gya hoga ki lakadhaare ka naam hai butku... )
Butku apna lakdi ka gatthar sar pe laade hue..
thoda ruk ke
Bahut jabardast update bhai Chummi bhi leli aur Menka gussa bhi nahi huyi ulta Babu kehne ko Raji ho gayi ab aayega
Waah kya mast pehredaar hai Mona item aur ye Lata madam pata nahi kiske paas jaa rahi thi ki bhook ke wajah es tharki budhhe ko uska khana Banna padega
Nice updates....kafi aachi ja rahi h khaniLakadhaara ( mann mein) - hayee...
itna sundar maal.... Kya gajab ki gaand hai... Dekho toh kaise phooli hui hai... Aur iska pet toh dekho full bhara hua hai... Aur iska chuchaa toh dekho ek ek kam se kam 2 - 2 kilo se kam ka nhi hoga... Aur ye kya.. Hayee...saali randi ne toh blouse he nhi phna... Aisa mauka baar baar nhi milega butku .... Soch kya rha hai... Iske sath kuch baat kar...
( Toh aap logo ko pata chal he gya hoga ki lakadhaare ka naam hai butku... )
Butku apna lakdi ka gatthar sar pe laade hue..
thoda ruk ke
Thanks... โคNice updates....kafi aachi ja rahi h khani
Behtreen update
Sanju aur menka dono chalte hue baatien karte hue
Menka -- aapne mujh beshara ko sahara tak de diya lekin ab tak apna naam nhi bataya ...
Sanju ( haste hue) - are sorry sorry woh mai bhul he gya tha...
Menka - ji toh ab bata dijiye...
Sanju - ha.. Mera naam hai baby
Menka - baby.... Ye kaisa naam hai...
Sanju - ab naam hai toh hai...
Menka - haa..
Sanju - tum bhi mujhe is naam se he bulana ok..
Menka - par mai kaise... Mai aapko sahab bolungi chalega na...
Sanju - accha aisa kya..
Menka - haa..
Sanju - thik hai tum mujhe sahab bologi toh phir mai tumhe aunty ha yahi bulaunga thik hai na..
Menka- mai kya aapko aunty jaise lagti hu
Sanju - nhi....
Menka- toh phir mujhe aunty kyu bologe aap....
Sanju - kyu ki (dheere se) mere baccho ki maa toh nhi bol skta na...
Menkakya kaha aapne....
Sanju - voh kuch nhi... Ha voh mai kah rha tha ki.. Jab tum mujhe sahab bologi aur mere naam baby se nahi bulaogi toh mai bhi toh tumhe aunty he bolunga na...
Menka - par ye toh galat hai...
Sanju - aur tum jo mere sath kar rhi ho woh kya voh sahi hai...
Menka- thik hai mai aapko sahab karke nhi bulaungi...
Sanju - good...
Menka - mai aapko... Baby kahke bhi nhi bula panugi..
Sanju - bad...
Menka - balki....
Sanju - ha ha.. Good god...
Menka - mai Apko babu karke Bulaungi....
Sanju- Very very good... Tumhara gaal kaha hai idhr laao...
Sanju ne menka ke galoo ko pakad ke chumliya
Menka - ye aap kya kar rhe hai... Babu ji...
Sanju -- hyeenn.. Babu ... Ji... Ji... Kyu...??
Menka - phele aap ye batao ki aapne meri chummi kyu li...
Sanju - voh mai ati utsahit ho gya tha.. Tumhare muh se babu sun ke isliye....
Menka - aage se aisa kuch bhi mat kijiyega ye sab mujhe accha nhi lagta..
Sanju - haa sorry.... Par phle ye batao ki babu accha hai toh babu ke aur tumhare bich mein ye babuji kyu...
Menka - kyu ki aap ne Mujhe sahara diya hai.... Meri jaan bachayi hai aur jisne itna sab kuch kiya hai usko bhala aadar nhi denge toh paap lagega...
Sanju ( mann mein) - ye aadar ka madar fathar kaun hai bea... Saala hamari prem ki naiyaa ko ye aadar ka gaand fathar kahi le na dube...
Menka - kis soch mein pad gye... Aap...
Sanju - kuch nhi bas apne aap ko babu ke sath ji bhi hajam karwa rhe thea... Hajam nhi hoga toh kahi ulti na ho jaaye..
Menka - kya...
Sanju - kuch nhi tum abhi nhi samjhogi.... Tum thoda choti ho jaao phir sab smjh aayega...
Menka - par mai ab choti kaise ho sakti hu...
Sanju - ghutno pe baith ke..
Menka - accha... Ye toh maine socha he nhi...
Sanju - ha... Kyu ki tumhari soch he vahi se shuru hoti hai ... ( ghutno se)
Menka - kya kaha...??
Sanju - kuch nhi.. Chalo... Jaldi.... Aur ha ho sake toh apni aadar ko apni gaand fathar... Mera mtlb hai ki jeb mein.... Sorry mai bhi kya bol rha hu tumhare pass jeb kaha se hogi....
Ha toh jaha kahi bhi daalna ho daal lena... Lekin... Please... Mujhe aise aadar ke sath babu ji nhi balki sirf babu...ya bubu bhi kahogi toh chalega...
Menka - mai koshish karungi... Lekin pakka nhi kah skti...
Sanju - bas... Tumne koshish ka bol diya na... Maine yakeen kar liya ki tum kar skti ho... Bas ab aur baatien baad mein phle mere samaan tak toh pahuch jaaye...
Menka - samaan tak mtlb... Aap kahi ja rhe hai...
Sanju ne ab asthiya visharjan karne jaane se lekar aane ka saara vakya apne sabdo mein kah sunaya... ( chameli ki bur darshan aur chanda ke sath kissing) ko chhdo ke....