Update-555(My Way)
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Humlog raat 9:30 baje Bengalore airport land hue and wahaan se baaki sab hotel gaye lekin main and Jatin nikale Shiva Reddy k residence k liye wahaan pohancha main toh gate par security forces ko apne appointment ka bataya Maine and uske baad meri checking hui and ek banda mujhe leke ghar k piche bane rest house ki taraf aaya Jatin ko bahaar he chhod diya maine and idhar woh guard gate kholke mujhe leke andar aaya toh andar hall mein Shiva Reddy or Anil dono sofa par baithey drinks ka aananad le rahe they..
Guard- Sir.. He's from Delhi.. Woh prime minister sir ne meeting fix ki thi jo..
Shiva- Who are you?? Oh.. My god.. Tum toh.. Guard gun point par lo isko...
Ye sunte he guard ne mere uppar gun taan di..
Main- Woahhh relax.. Relax.. I'm here to talk..
Shiva- We don't talk to terrorists...
Main- Damn.. Terrorist..
Anil- Yeah. Yahi naam diya haina tumhe Government Of India ne..
Shiva- Yeah.. Most wanted Person in India k saamne khaddey ho tum Anil..
Anil- Crazy.. I've heard a lot about you ..
Main- I know.. Everyone has heard a lot about me..
Anil- Why are you here??
Shiva- I know.. Humein apne sath alliance mein laane k liye aaya hai.. Issi liye toh Central government iske piche paddi hai.
Anil-Great. Toh humaara sidha jawaab hai No.. Not at all.. No..
Shiva- Yeah..
Main- But abhi toh meri deal bhi nahi suni hai aapne??
Shiva- Sunani hai bhi nahi we're happy with NDP..You can't defeat Balvant..Guard.. Isko leke jaao and police bulaake unke hawaale kardo and Central Government mein inform karwa do ki unka shikaar pakkad liya hai humne..
Main- Ok.. Relax a bit.. Suno meri baat.. I know Balvant is offering you a lot but main usase jyaada dunga.. Trust me..
Shiva- Bache.. Tum paida nahi hue they tabse raajneeti mein hain humlog.. Now Fuck Off..
Main- Arrey fir problem kya hai sun lo meri baat.. Passand naa aaye toh you can have me arrested..
Anil- Shut the fuck up..
Shiva- Yeah.. Guard what are you waiting for .. Bahaar lejaake fainkdo saale ko.. Balvant apne aap sambhaal lega isko..
Anil- Yeah..
Guard-Lets go sir... Hath uppar..
Main- Relax.. Let me talk..
Guard- Not an option.. Come on..
Usne mujhe dhakka maartey hue kaha dhakka lagte he maine mudke uske hath se gun cheeni Or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske munh par diya ek bhayanak punch.. Punch lagte he woh niche girra .. Punch lagte he behosh hogaya tha woh.. Ye dekh k woh dono ki gand fatt gayi. Woh phone uthaane lage..
Main- Rukk.. Madarchod.. Rukk..
Maine gun he maari faink k Shiva ko..
Main- Ye gun utha.. And relax..
Shiva- Tum jaante ho.. Tum jaante ho kon hun main??
Main- Madarchod Tu nahi jaanta kon hun main.. Mujhe arrest karwaaega Tu.. Ye bungalow par mojjud harr shaks ko thokk dunga main teri family samett madarchod.. Bhosdk samjhta kya hai tu mujhe.... I'm a straight up killer.. Samjha.. Now shut the fuck up and listen to me..
Anil- How dare you..
Ye sunte he maine thappad maara uske munh par jisse dekh Shiva ne gun taan di mere uppar..
Main- Bhosdk.. Uthaana ashaan hai chalaana nahi.. Gand mein dum hona chahiye.. Ab chup reh warna itana maarunga madarchod.. Baitho.. Aise..good..Tu bhi Baith bhadwe..
Maine Anil ko sofa par dhakka detey hue kaha.. Main unke saamne dusare sofa par baitha..
Main- Baat sunaney mein tax lag raha tha madarchod tumhare?? Ab bhi sunega naa.. Pehle sunleta.. Ab sun.. Kya bol rahe they tum?? Balvant ko nahi harra shakta main?? Bhosdk harra chuka hun Balvant ko toh main.. Toh maa ki chut tumhari Or maa ki chut Balvant ki.. Ye dekh...
Maine woh meeting kaa screenshot dikhaya jisme sab leaders they alliance waale..
Main- 293...293 seats hain iss photo mein.. Alag alag count kar le caahe... Ab ye dekh..
Fir Maine Mumbai waali selfie dikhaai unhe..
Main- 36.. Puri 36 seats yahaan hain... Samjha.. Total. Hua 329... Madarchod tere Balvant ki maa chod chuka hun main..
Ye sunke unki aankhein khulne lagi..
Main- Yeah.. Karle total ab.. Badhiya deal leke aaya tha main tumhare liye ki mere sath aa jaao.. Balvant toh jaane waala hai.Mujhe jarurat nahi hai tumhari but acha hota 329 ki jagah 364 ho jaata...Main bahot kuch dene waala tha tumhe...Mann passand cabinet posts ,1000 crore Rupees tumhare MP's k liye..25 Crore Per MP..or 125 Crore tum dono ko alag se..Lekin nahi tumhe toh maa chudwaani hai apni.. Ab kya hoga pata hai??? Main sarkaar banaaunga Or tumhaari maa chodunga main... Kaise chodunga pata hai?? Sabse pehle toh tu aa bhosdk.. Shiva Reddy.. Nyaay ki murti.. Strictness tere khoon mein hai.. Rowdy leader... Kya kya bolte hain tere log tujhe?? Bada famous hai tu.. Nahi.. Famous main karunga tujhe... Teri woh rakhail.. Mistress.. Sector 16 mein rehti hai jo.. Uske sath tere 1 nahi 2 nahi 3 najaayaj bache.. Woh bhi bhenchod alag religion ki aurat k sath jabki tera toh moto he hai iske against.. Bhosdk.. Kya bolenge tere supporters ispe??
Ye sunke Shiva ki gand fatt gayi usne gun niche chhodi or munh faade khadda hogaya..
Main- Ye toh kuch nahi hai.. Tera bada beta.. Uski hawa he alag hai.. Bhenchod aadmi hai aadmi se pyaar karta hai woh.. Gay haina?? Attracted to boys... Young boys... Bhosdk.
Shiva ki gand fatt gayi thi awaaj naa nikal rahi thi uske munh se..
Main- Gay par nahi rukka woh ek ladka toh itana passand aagaya ki usko kidnap karke 3 maheene apne sath kaid rakha Or jab usase mann bharr gaya toh chhod aaya usko..bhosdk..Uske alawa usne last month madarchod Daru peeke gaadi chalaai Or naa keval chalaai balki accident bhi kiya 3 bhikhaari adhmarre kar diye madarchod ne.. Or tune bhenchod raaton raat laashein, accident waali gaadi Or saare saboot gayab kar diye.. Waah .. Tujhe kya laga tha kissi ko pata he nahi hai.. Bhosdk.. Teri maa chod dunga main.. Sarkaar bante he baap bete dono ko uthaake jail mein faink k maarunga Or bhen k lawdo saari jindagi bahaar nikalke dikhaa dena tum dono... Balvant ki gand chaat lena agar woh nikalwa dey toh.. Nahi nikalwa paaega kyunki tumhare side waale cell mein uski gand marr rahi hogi..
Shiva-.. Lm. Liste..listen.. Please..
Main- Chup madarchod.. Or Tu.. Tu kya baitha hai bhadwe.. Teri family konsi theek hai.. Teri beti.. Bhosdk.. Druggie .. Cocaine addict hai lawdi.. Grams mein baat karti hai.. Ek baar ko toh pakkadi bhi gayi thi naa cocaine k sath bhen ki lawdi.. Or tune usko naa keval bachaaya balki usko arrest karne waale NCB agent ko maar maar k adhmarra kar diya.. Aaj Takk paralysed hai woh.. Bhenchod.. Baap beti dono ko faink k maarunga jail mein.. Wahaan banwaaunga dealer tumhara bhen k lawde. Ek hath mein Blank Cheque or dusare hath mein pistol leke ghum raha hun main. Cheque tumne liya nahi ab pistol tumhari gand mein dunga main bhadwo.. Maa chudao apne Balvant k sath..
Ye bolke main waapis mudda wahaan se toh bhenchod gate takk pohanchney se pehle toh dono mere pairon mein girr paddey like literally mere pair pakkad k baith gaye woh. Inn dono states k most powerful shaks mere pairon mein paddey they..
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