Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Main Abeer Jack Jatin Vinny or Ami Mumbai airport k liye nikale they lekin Mumbai ka traffic gand maar raha tha bc. Humein Bangalore jaana tha 7:30 baje flight thi humaari Chang or Claire already jaa chuke they Bangalore.. Abhi Claire ne mere pass ek or recording bheji woh Balvant k secret phone se. Wahi gang thi Balvant Amit Dharmendra Diksha Sudha or Sukesh Arya.. Maine airpod lagaaye or on ki..

Balvant- Bhenchod itana hate toh expect nahi kiya tha maine..

Dharma- Maine toh pehle he bataaya tha tum underestimate kar rahe ho AP ki power ko.. India k 60% states mein woh akela humein harra shakta hai filhaal.. Karodon log hain uske piche.. Usko ideology k andhe fans hain.. Woh toh chalo Deva ki wife ka bayaan aagaya public mein agar woh nahi bolti naa toh abtak aadha India jall raha hota..

Diksha- Yeah.. This is insane.. Humaare channels k alawa koi media outlet bhi humaare support mein nahi hai. Social media etc harr jagah uska he support hai..

Amit- Bhai agar solid proofs naa laa paaye na thode din mein toh samjho humein toh koi bahaar nahi nikalne dega..

Sudha- Yeah.. Sab khatam samjho fir..Log humein jalaa denge..

Balvant- Chinta matt karo tumlog.. Ek baar bus woh pakkada jaaye saala fir toh aahista aahista daba dunga main saare hate ko or fir proofs bhi dedunga sach ho yaa juth sab proofs laa dunga court mein or court mein humaari he chalegi toh sab sach he hoga.. Bus fir kya hai.. Bus ye hate he thoda samjh se jyaada nikal gaya baaki sab sahi hai.. Woh toh acha hai koi election's nahi hain aas pass warna toh log boycott maar dete humein..

Sudha- Kyun nahi hain?? Maharashtra mein honge naa election's abhi.. Or Wahaan karwa kya rahe ho bhai?? Abhi takk Aditi apne sath kyun nahi aai..

Dharmendra- Lagta hai tum takk late khabar pohanchti hai Sudha....

Sudha- Matlab??

Balvant- Matlab abhi taaja khabar aai hai apne sources ki maano toh AP Mumbai mein tha or wahaan sarkaar banwa lee hai usne..

Sudha- Sarkaar banwaa lee?? Aise kaise banwaa lee??

Diksha- Yeah.. Ye kaise possible hua?? Unki toh 22 seats thi keval wahaan..

Sudha- Yeah.. 100 Aditi ki 22 unki.. Baaki kahaan se aai??

Balavant- Woh toh wahi madarchod jaane .. Kya kar raha hai kaise kar raha hai.. Koi idea nahi hai bhenchod..Lekin Maharashtra ki dikkat nahi hai wahaan toh waise bhi unki he sarkaar aani thi ab nahi toh election's k baad sahi...Issue ye hai ki Ye banda Cheej kya hai , ye nahi samjh aaraha.. Jahaan pair rakh raha hai wahaan sarkaar girwa de raha hai or dusara pair rakhte he banwa de raha hai sarkaar.. Bhenchod 26 saal kaa londa Raajneeti khel raha hai bolo..

Sudha- Maine bola tha naa woh koi maamuli insaan nahi hai bhaiya.. He's insane.. Kuch toh hai woh..

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Kuch toh secret hai uska.. Kuch toh hai woh.. Kuch toh chuppa raha hai woh.. Koi normal shaks itana sab soch bhi nahi shakta jitana ye rojj kar raha hai.

Diksha- Wahi toh.. Aise thodi hota hai.. Chalta chalta sarkaar girwa de raha hai or fir banwa de raha hai...

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Lekin chinta matt karo aaj nahi toh kal woh pakkada he jaaega or ek baar pakkada gaya naa bus fir dekhna tum.. Uska wajood khatam kar dunga main..

Diksha- Pakkadne k liye kya plan banwaaya hai bhai?? Suna hai puri team banaai hai ek..

Balvant- Aisi waisi team nahi.. CBI, NIA, Crime Branch, NCB harr jagah se logon ko select kiya hai maine.. Aise log jo yaa toh AP se yaa fir uski family se shakt nafrat kartey hain..

Sudha- ncb?? Nia?? Inhe kaise involve kiya bhai isme?? Inka toh department he alag hai..

Balvant- National security ka matter hai hum jisse caahe usse inbolve karein.. NIA ko karna jaruri tha kyuki NIA mein woh haina DIG Neha Sudha ki chamchi.. Humaara sabse bada hathiyaar.. Usko head banaya hai iss team ka..

Diksha- Gajab.. Usase loyal humaare liye koi officer hai he nahi.. Sudha ji usko apni ungali talle rakhti hai..

Sudha- Yeah.. Uski chaabi mere pass hai mere orders k bina sans nahi le shakti woh..

Balvant- Or uppar se India ki one of the best officers mein se ek hai .. Isase jyaada kya caahiye humein.. Uske alawa NCB se AP ki puraani Dushman SP Shruti Choudhary ko bhi liya hai..

Sudha- No. No.. Shruti koi Dushman nahi hai AP ki.. Shruti rules and order follow karne waali officer hai uske liye law he sabkuch hai uski koi personal rivalry nahi hai AP k sath..

Balvant- Lekin tumne he kaha order follow karne waali officer hai or usko order milla hai AP ko dhundane ka toh woh karegi.. Orr waise bhi recently sabse jyaada time ussi ne spend kiya hai AP k against toh usse pata hai AP k tricks uski thinking..

Sudha- Fair enough..

Balvant- Inke alawa different states se kai officers choose kiye gaye hain.. Total 100+ log hain Neha k under mein all over India mein.. Sirf or sirf AP k liye toh bataao kabtak bachega..

Sudha- Great.. Great.. Bachna caahiye bhi nahi..

Balvant- Bus agle kuch din public appearance matt karna warna kahin se kaala munh leke aao toh mujhe matt kehna.. Log genuinely behisaab gussa hain..

Amit- Yeah..

Balvant- Ok.. I'll catch up with you guys latter..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod.. Gand takk kaa jorr lagaa raha hai madarchod.. Bhosdka.. Maa ki chut tumhari..

Abeer- Uttar jaa be..

Humlog airport pohanch gaye they pura area bhenchod ekdum sunsaan bana rakha tha keval mere sath Adg Or uski force thi uske alawa airport security mojjud thi wahaan.. Ab main gaadi mein se uttara he tha ki ek white scorpio gaadi red batti waali udti hui aake mere just bagal mein rukki..

Main- Madarchod uppar chadha dega kya be..

Rukkte he usme se 6 log uttare bhaagte hue.. Or unmein se pehle waale ne apni ID nikaalke mujhe dikhayi..

Aadmi 1- Deputy Superintendent CBI Mumbai.. Aapko humaare sath aana hoga..

Ye sunke mujhe or Jaanwar ko Hansi aagayi ..

Abeer- Ek or suna bc ek or..

Dsp- What??

Abeer- Joke.. Ye sunaaya aisa he ek or suna..

Dsp- This is not a joke sir.. Hum Union Minister of Law and justice k direct orders par aapko arrest karne aaye hain..

Abeer- Ahahahahaha... Ye bhi mast tha... Bc.. You funny..

Main- Deputy SP.. Wow... Bahot badi post ho jaati hai bc ye toh.. Haina jaanwar??

Abeer- Of course bhai bahot badi post..

Main- Lekin tujhe pata hai isase bhi badi post hoti hain?? For Example Additional General Of Police.. Kyun ADG sahaab..

ADG- ji sir.. Bilkul..

ADG ne piche se aatey hue kahaa.. Usse dekhte he CBI waalon ne salute maara unko.. Agency alag thi beshak lekin ADG unse 4-5 posts senior tha..

DSP- Sir.. Aap interfere nahi kar shakte , humaare pass direct orders hain..

ADG- Tu hai kon bhai?? Ye id real toh nahi lag rahi??fake id hai kya?? Inspector.. Arrest karo inn sabko..

DSP- You can't do that..

Adg- Hath Uppar karlo beta warna goli lag jaaegi.. Police ka impersonation karta hai..

Inspector wagairaah ne unhe arrest kiya hathkadi pehnai unhe.

Main- Fake officers....Bahot bada crime hai ye ADG sahaab.. Puri jaanch karo iski maa behan beti baap bhai sabko uthaao.. Bache bhi nahi chhodne..

AdG- Ji sir..

DSP- nnnyyouuuy... y... Nooooo.. No.. You can't do that... Nooo..

Main-Beta look at me kon hun main.. Main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..Saari family ko lockup mein daalo ADG sahaab..

DSP- Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.. Im.. Sorry.. Main bus orders follow kar raha tha.. Please meri family ko involve matt karo isme please...

Main- sure if you say so.. Lekin ye baat dhyaan mein rakhna ki main kon hun or main kya kya kar shakta hun.. Apne sabhi colleagues ko bhi ye warning dedena ki AP ne mere sath ye kiya or ye ye woh kar shakta hai. Balvant tumhe suspend kar dega lekin main tumhe khatam kar dunga, literally existence khatam kar dunga main tumhara. Tu pehla tha issliye chhod raha hun baaki kissi ko moka nahi dunga...

DSP- Thankyou.. Thankyou...

Main- Ok ADG sahaab.. Milte hain jald..

ADG-Ji sir.. Have a safe journey..

Continued..

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Main- So Aditi ji ye hai meri sarkaar... Yelo karwa diya election's maine or nikaal diya result..

Aditi-G.. Governor.. Sir..

Main- Arrey unko kya bol rahi ho unhe khud maine yahaan bheja tha woh toh keh rahe hain ki chalo aaj he sarkaar bana lete hain AP but maine he kal tak k liye manaaya hai inko..

Governor- Jitani jaldi ho jaaye utana acha he hota hai AP..

Main- Thodi derr bhi karni caahiye sir..

Governor- Jaisa tum kaho..

Main- Ab Adg sahaab ko mujhe arrest karne bulaaya tha naa tumne?? Actually nahi unhe bhi maine he bulaaya tha..

ADG- Ji bilkul sir..

Main- orr ADG nahi.. DGP boliye inko.. Promotion hone waala hai Kal inka bhi.

Adg- Bus aapki daya hai sir..

Main- Ab sarkaar ban gayi all Thanks To Raghav Sharma, Usha Ji and Jaya Ji... Toh aap log bataaiye fir CM kisko banaaya jaaye..

Usha- Jisko tum caaho usko banaao AP..

Jaya- Bilkul tumhari marji hai..

Raghav- Exactly.. Aap banao Maharaj humaara full support hai ussi ko..

Main- See Aditi ji.. Ye hota hai support.. Ye hai meri muthi iss muthi mein haina Maharashtra k 159 MLA toh hain he uske alawa 25 MP hain filhaal.. Jisme se 10 tumhare aaye 5 Ajit k 4 humaare they he orr 6 Janta Dal se Usha ji k sath.. Aao ab CM se milwata hun tumhe.. Abeer..

Ab ek gaadi andar aai jisme se Meena Mousi uttari Or sath mein Nirvi uttari woh aake mere galle se milli..

Main- Everone Miliye Maharashtra ki Nayi Chief Minister se.. Nirvi.. Obviously MLa nahi hain ye lekin 6 months hain apne pass tabtak elect karwa denge kahin se.. Nayi hai koi experience nahi hai toh kissi ko koi dikkat hai meri choice se?? sharma ji??

Raghav- Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Tumhari choice humaari choice..

Usha- Yeah.. Naya cehra acha hai..

Jaya- I agree.. Fresh cehra caahiye hum budho ko kon jaanta hai..

Main- Bus yahi support caahiye aaplogon kaa.. Nirvi CM hain nayi.. CM madam.. Mere against warrant nikala hua hai Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain kutton ki tarah toh aapke state ki police toh arrest nahi karlegi mujhe..

Nirvi- No.. Chance he nahi hai.. Main pehla law yahi banaati hun ki mere state mein mere bhaiya ko koi kabhi arrest nahi karega..

Nirvi ne Joke karte hue kahaa jisse sun sab hans padde..


Main- So Aditi ji.. Aapke pass bachte hain ab 15 MP's and 60-62 MLA toh unko leke nikaliye yahaan se.. Warna ADG sahaab hain yahaan fir beijjati karke nikaali jaaogi..

Aditi k aanshu niche girrne lage they Or woh chal bhi paddi wahaan se..

Main- Rukkiye madam rukkiye.. Waapis aaiye... Actually Nirvi Chief Minister nahi hai Maharashtra ki.. Ye toh Deputy CM hai Chief Minister se nahi millogi?? Milwa deta hun....

Abeer- Kon hai Woh Lucky shaks.. Bataaiye jarra..

Main- Chup be.. So Maharashtra ki Chief Minister hain Aditi Munde..

Ye sunke Aditi ko firse jhatka laga or woh mujhe ghurrne lagi..

Main- Aise matt ghurro.. Tum mujhe nafrat karti hogi lekin main tumhaare pariwar ki humesha se he ijjat karta aaya hun or karta rahunga bhi. Tumhare dad ko ache se jaanta tha main he was a great guy . Sarkaar maine bana lee hai or mujhe tumhari koi jarurat bhi nahi hai lekin ye mere bhai haina inhone tumhare dad ko waada kiya tha ki woh tumhara khayaal rakhenge humesha.. Or ab agar maine tumhe yahaan se jaane diya toh tum jaake Balvant k sath mill jaaogi or woh tumhe aahista aahista khatam kar dega or Bhai ka promise tutt jaaega or ye main kabhi nahi hone dunga. Issliye last chance main moka deta hun tumhe abhi bhi apke 62 Mla or 15 MP leke humaare sath aajaao .. Tum apni CM post rakh shakti ho.. I don't want it.. So whats your answer..

Deva- Socho matt Aditi sach keh raha hai woh.. Jawaab do..

Aditi-Yes.. Yes.ss.s.s.yes...

Main- Great.. So guys change of plan.. Aditi hongi nayi CM.. Baaki sab apni deal k according he rahega..

Raghav - Ek baat toh hai Bhai tumhe future jarur dikhta hai..

Usha- Haan kyunki tumne pehle he keh diya tha ki CM Aditi he hogi..

Jaya- Wahi toh.. Sarkaar ban chuki thi caahte toh khud ban jaatey CM lekin Aditi ko banaaya tumne..Aditi issi thinking ki wajah se AP k sath gayi thi main. Log kya bolte hain iske baare mein mujhe farak nahi padta in reality he is a great guy..

Usha- The greatest of all..

Aditi- I'm... Immm..

Usne mere galle se milte hue kaha..

Aditi- I knw. Wow. Sorry kaafi nahi hai.. Immm.. Sorry.. I was scared... I was scared for my ff. G. Family..

Main- Sorry ki jarurat nahi hai , I know darr gayi thi tum..log akshar darr jaatey hain mujhse... Mera farj tha ye.. Raghav Ji Usha Ji Jaya ji Aditi ji aaiye ek baar andar jarra..

Ye bolke Main,Raghav Usha ,Jaya ,Aditi ,Bhai Meena Mousi or Nirvi Or Abeer andar aaye..

Main- So ab baaki sabko toh pata hai Aditi ji aapko bhi bata dun main.. Main Central Government giraa raha hun giraa chuka hun waise toh ,meri khudki government bana raha hun Orr woh bhi bana chuka hun actually.. 293 seats ye muthi mein leke baitha hun. Mere sath PM Jagat Gupta ji ka support hai.. Issliye main itana jorr laga raha tha tumhare piche issliye mere bhai baar baar aapke pass aarahe they kyunki humein CM se matlab nahi tha humein tumhare 25 MP's se matlab tha ..

Aditi- Oh my god.. Ye baat tum pehle bataa detey toh main humaare difference durr karke turant sath aajaati tumhare..

Main- Well bata shakte nahi they naa..

Aditi- I can understand.. I'm sorry.. I'm really sorry..

Main- Jaisa maine kaha sorry ki need nahi hai I know main harsh tha tumhare uppar or tumhari family ko threaten nahi karna caahiye tha but mera intention nahi tha waisa kuch karne kaa maine bus Ajit k bete k liye sab kiya tha tumhare bhai k office k bahaar toh bus naam naam k khaddey they mere log.. Listen Aditi maine pehle bhi kaha tha main koi bura aadmi nahi hun I'm a great guy but baat family ki aati hai toh I can't stop myself.. Or aise he family ki wajh se tum gussa kar rahi thi so I don't blame you..

Aditi- Thank you..

Main- 293 thi mere pass.. So Bhai.. Raghav Sharma ji se milliye 48 MLA's k alawa 5 MP seats inki hain..

Deva- Kaise ho Raghav ji??

Raghav- Bus bade bhaiya daya hai aapki..

Main- Raghav ji ko maine promise kiya hai ki Maharashtra ka Education, Forest and Tribal Development ye 3 ministries dunga inko main and ek additional ministry just to be generous...

Raghav - Ji bus days hai aapki..

Deva- I'm ok with it.. Teri marji..

Main- 298 hui.. Ab Usha ji se milliye Usha ji humein 45 MLA's k alawa 6 MP bhi de rahi hain.. Inhe maine promise kiya hai ki Inhe Maharashtra ka Home and Finance or uske alawa 2 or ministries dunga..

Usha- Meharbaani aapki...

Main- Thanks Usha ji..So hui 304...ab Jaya ji se milliye ab Jaya ji Aditi k sath he hain waise toh lekin maine inko separate promise kiya tha ye humein 40 MLA's k alawa 10 MP's bhi de rahi hain inke jo bete hain MP hain jo, Unhe apne central cabinet mein Union Minister banwaaunga main..

Jaya- Ji.. Bus aapki daya rahi toh ban he jaaega..

Main- Uske alawa Maharashtra cabinet mein inhe 2 ministries dilwaaunga.. 314 hogayi.. Ab aati hain Aditi ji.. Ye humein 15 seats de rahi hain.. Badle mein aapko obviously CM post mill rahi hai and baaki jo aap cabinet caaho Maharashtra mein.. Uske alawa Ek Cabinet post main aapke ek MP ko centre mein dedunga.. Total hui 329...

Aditi- Thanks A lot.. Thankyou for trusting me.. Thanks a lot..

Main- Uske alawa paisa bhi ,jo aapke MP'S ko dunga main as a token of my appreciation..

Aditi- No no... Paise ki jarurat nahi hai AP.. Itana sab already kar rahe ho tum..

Main- I insist.. Ye sabne liya hai sharmaao matt.

Continued..

Zaberdast Sarkaar Tu gayi .......

 

[Rajesh]

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Main- So Aditi ji ye hai meri sarkaar... Yelo karwa diya election's maine or nikaal diya result..

Aditi-G.. Governor.. Sir..

Main- Arrey unko kya bol rahi ho unhe khud maine yahaan bheja tha woh toh keh rahe hain ki chalo aaj he sarkaar bana lete hain AP but maine he kal tak k liye manaaya hai inko..

Governor- Jitani jaldi ho jaaye utana acha he hota hai AP..

Main- Thodi derr bhi karni caahiye sir..

Governor- Jaisa tum kaho..

Main- Ab Adg sahaab ko mujhe arrest karne bulaaya tha naa tumne?? Actually nahi unhe bhi maine he bulaaya tha..

ADG- Ji bilkul sir..

Main- orr ADG nahi.. DGP boliye inko.. Promotion hone waala hai Kal inka bhi.

Adg- Bus aapki daya hai sir..

Main- Ab sarkaar ban gayi all Thanks To Raghav Sharma, Usha Ji and Jaya Ji... Toh aap log bataaiye fir CM kisko banaaya jaaye..

Usha- Jisko tum caaho usko banaao AP..

Jaya- Bilkul tumhari marji hai..

Raghav- Exactly.. Aap banao Maharaj humaara full support hai ussi ko..

Main- See Aditi ji.. Ye hota hai support.. Ye hai meri muthi iss muthi mein haina Maharashtra k 159 MLA toh hain he uske alawa 25 MP hain filhaal.. Jisme se 10 tumhare aaye 5 Ajit k 4 humaare they he orr 6 Janta Dal se Usha ji k sath.. Aao ab CM se milwata hun tumhe.. Abeer..

Ab ek gaadi andar aai jisme se Meena Mousi uttari Or sath mein Nirvi uttari woh aake mere galle se milli..

Main- Everone Miliye Maharashtra ki Nayi Chief Minister se.. Nirvi.. Obviously MLa nahi hain ye lekin 6 months hain apne pass tabtak elect karwa denge kahin se.. Nayi hai koi experience nahi hai toh kissi ko koi dikkat hai meri choice se?? sharma ji??

Raghav- Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Tumhari choice humaari choice..

Usha- Yeah.. Naya cehra acha hai..

Jaya- I agree.. Fresh cehra caahiye hum budho ko kon jaanta hai..

Main- Bus yahi support caahiye aaplogon kaa.. Nirvi CM hain nayi.. CM madam.. Mere against warrant nikala hua hai Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain kutton ki tarah toh aapke state ki police toh arrest nahi karlegi mujhe..

Nirvi- No.. Chance he nahi hai.. Main pehla law yahi banaati hun ki mere state mein mere bhaiya ko koi kabhi arrest nahi karega..

Nirvi ne Joke karte hue kahaa jisse sun sab hans padde..


Main- So Aditi ji.. Aapke pass bachte hain ab 15 MP's and 60-62 MLA toh unko leke nikaliye yahaan se.. Warna ADG sahaab hain yahaan fir beijjati karke nikaali jaaogi..

Aditi k aanshu niche girrne lage they Or woh chal bhi paddi wahaan se..

Main- Rukkiye madam rukkiye.. Waapis aaiye... Actually Nirvi Chief Minister nahi hai Maharashtra ki.. Ye toh Deputy CM hai Chief Minister se nahi millogi?? Milwa deta hun....

Abeer- Kon hai Woh Lucky shaks.. Bataaiye jarra..

Main- Chup be.. So Maharashtra ki Chief Minister hain Aditi Munde..

Ye sunke Aditi ko firse jhatka laga or woh mujhe ghurrne lagi..

Main- Aise matt ghurro.. Tum mujhe nafrat karti hogi lekin main tumhaare pariwar ki humesha se he ijjat karta aaya hun or karta rahunga bhi. Tumhare dad ko ache se jaanta tha main he was a great guy . Sarkaar maine bana lee hai or mujhe tumhari koi jarurat bhi nahi hai lekin ye mere bhai haina inhone tumhare dad ko waada kiya tha ki woh tumhara khayaal rakhenge humesha.. Or ab agar maine tumhe yahaan se jaane diya toh tum jaake Balvant k sath mill jaaogi or woh tumhe aahista aahista khatam kar dega or Bhai ka promise tutt jaaega or ye main kabhi nahi hone dunga. Issliye last chance main moka deta hun tumhe abhi bhi apke 62 Mla or 15 MP leke humaare sath aajaao .. Tum apni CM post rakh shakti ho.. I don't want it.. So whats your answer..

Deva- Socho matt Aditi sach keh raha hai woh.. Jawaab do..

Aditi-Yes.. Yes.ss.s.s.yes...

Main- Great.. So guys change of plan.. Aditi hongi nayi CM.. Baaki sab apni deal k according he rahega..

Raghav - Ek baat toh hai Bhai tumhe future jarur dikhta hai..

Usha- Haan kyunki tumne pehle he keh diya tha ki CM Aditi he hogi..

Jaya- Wahi toh.. Sarkaar ban chuki thi caahte toh khud ban jaatey CM lekin Aditi ko banaaya tumne..Aditi issi thinking ki wajah se AP k sath gayi thi main. Log kya bolte hain iske baare mein mujhe farak nahi padta in reality he is a great guy..

Usha- The greatest of all..

Aditi- I'm... Immm..

Usne mere galle se milte hue kaha..

Aditi- I knw. Wow. Sorry kaafi nahi hai.. Immm.. Sorry.. I was scared... I was scared for my ff. G. Family..

Main- Sorry ki jarurat nahi hai , I know darr gayi thi tum..log akshar darr jaatey hain mujhse... Mera farj tha ye.. Raghav Ji Usha Ji Jaya ji Aditi ji aaiye ek baar andar jarra..

Ye bolke Main,Raghav Usha ,Jaya ,Aditi ,Bhai Meena Mousi or Nirvi Or Abeer andar aaye..

Main- So ab baaki sabko toh pata hai Aditi ji aapko bhi bata dun main.. Main Central Government giraa raha hun giraa chuka hun waise toh ,meri khudki government bana raha hun Orr woh bhi bana chuka hun actually.. 293 seats ye muthi mein leke baitha hun. Mere sath PM Jagat Gupta ji ka support hai.. Issliye main itana jorr laga raha tha tumhare piche issliye mere bhai baar baar aapke pass aarahe they kyunki humein CM se matlab nahi tha humein tumhare 25 MP's se matlab tha ..

Aditi- Oh my god.. Ye baat tum pehle bataa detey toh main humaare difference durr karke turant sath aajaati tumhare..

Main- Well bata shakte nahi they naa..

Aditi- I can understand.. I'm sorry.. I'm really sorry..

Main- Jaisa maine kaha sorry ki need nahi hai I know main harsh tha tumhare uppar or tumhari family ko threaten nahi karna caahiye tha but mera intention nahi tha waisa kuch karne kaa maine bus Ajit k bete k liye sab kiya tha tumhare bhai k office k bahaar toh bus naam naam k khaddey they mere log.. Listen Aditi maine pehle bhi kaha tha main koi bura aadmi nahi hun I'm a great guy but baat family ki aati hai toh I can't stop myself.. Or aise he family ki wajh se tum gussa kar rahi thi so I don't blame you..

Aditi- Thank you..

Main- 293 thi mere pass.. So Bhai.. Raghav Sharma ji se milliye 48 MLA's k alawa 5 MP seats inki hain..

Deva- Kaise ho Raghav ji??

Raghav- Bus bade bhaiya daya hai aapki..

Main- Raghav ji ko maine promise kiya hai ki Maharashtra ka Education, Forest and Tribal Development ye 3 ministries dunga inko main and ek additional ministry just to be generous...

Raghav - Ji bus days hai aapki..

Deva- I'm ok with it.. Teri marji..

Main- 298 hui.. Ab Usha ji se milliye Usha ji humein 45 MLA's k alawa 6 MP bhi de rahi hain.. Inhe maine promise kiya hai ki Inhe Maharashtra ka Home and Finance or uske alawa 2 or ministries dunga..

Usha- Meharbaani aapki...

Main- Thanks Usha ji..So hui 304...ab Jaya ji se milliye ab Jaya ji Aditi k sath he hain waise toh lekin maine inko separate promise kiya tha ye humein 40 MLA's k alawa 10 MP's bhi de rahi hain inke jo bete hain MP hain jo, Unhe apne central cabinet mein Union Minister banwaaunga main..

Jaya- Ji.. Bus aapki daya rahi toh ban he jaaega..

Main- Uske alawa Maharashtra cabinet mein inhe 2 ministries dilwaaunga.. 314 hogayi.. Ab aati hain Aditi ji.. Ye humein 15 seats de rahi hain.. Badle mein aapko obviously CM post mill rahi hai and baaki jo aap cabinet caaho Maharashtra mein.. Uske alawa Ek Cabinet post main aapke ek MP ko centre mein dedunga.. Total hui 329...

Aditi- Thanks A lot.. Thankyou for trusting me.. Thanks a lot..

Main- Uske alawa paisa bhi ,jo aapke MP'S ko dunga main as a token of my appreciation..

Aditi- No no... Paise ki jarurat nahi hai AP.. Itana sab already kar rahe ho tum..

Main- I insist.. Ye sabne liya hai sharmaao matt.

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Deva- So 329 hogaye ab officially sarkaar banaa rahe hain humlog..

Main- No no not yet.. Abhi orr caahiye mujhe..

Deva- Arrey pagal hogaya kya AP.. 329 seats saalon se kissi party ki nahi aai hain Centre mein ye more than enough hai.. Or kya karega.. ?

Main- Unbeatable banana hai bhai mujhe..

Deva- I know abhi bhi unbeatable hai tu..

Main- Naa..

Deva- Samjha kar.. Abhi pura desh tere sath hai woh arrest karlenge naa fir issue ho jaaega.. Itani IPC hain non bailable hoga case.. Special Team banaai hai tujhe arrest karne k liye..

Main- Nahi karenge aise kaise kar lenge.. AP hun main... Or kar bhi liya toh kya dikkat hai sarkaar toh fir bhi banegi apni.. Kuch din jail rehlunga kya dikkat hai..

Deva-Kyun rehna hai jail..

Main- Bhai trust me.. I got this..

Deva- Ok ok..

Main- So sab settle hai abhi koi press conference nahi karni main kahun tab aap sab milke press conference kar lena baaki ministries Maharashtra ki bhai decide karlenge aapke sath baithke.. Abhi ye baat shant rakhna waise toh kal tak faill jaaegi ye baat kyunki itani ulat pulat ki hai maine pata toh chalegi he sabko but abhi nahi..

Aditi- Tum nahi sath hoge Conference mein??

Main- Madam.. India ka Most wanted fugitive hun main currently mere sath rehke beijjat ho jaaoge tumlog..

Usha- We don't care AP.. Sabko pata hai ki ye fake hai.. Balvant apni dictatorship chala raha hai..

Jaya- Yeah.. Hum thodi darrte hain. Pura india sath hai tumhare..

Main- Thanks guys.. I know.. But mujhe jarra bahaar jaana hai issliye.. So thodi help caahiye hogi Aditi ji aapki.. Actually.. harr Airports par Central government ki jo team bani hai uske log pohanch chuke honge toh jarra phone ghumaaiye airport authorities ko Or apne officers ko boliye ki unn central government k officers ko main kahun tab thodi derr k liye side le jaaein..

Aditi- No worries ho jaaega.. Maharashtra mein koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta tumhe..

Main- I know.. Ok guys.. Ek selfie lene do.. Then I'll leave..

Ye bolke maine ek selfie lee ..

Main- Thanks Again Guys.. Bye..

Usha- Thanks to you ..

Jaya- Yeah.. Thanks AP..

Ragha- Thanks A lot bhai..

Main- Peace out homies..

Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar lawn mein aaya sabhi MLAs ko thanks kahaa and finally nikala wahaan se..

Abeer- Hell yeah bc.. That was easy..

Main- Easy?? Bhenchod easy??6 ghante non stop meetings.. Maharashtra Cabinet posts, Union Cabinet posts.. 1000 crore rupees lag chuke hain 500 Crore kaa waada kar rakha hai or 500 Crore Aditi ki party ko dene padenge.. Yaani 2000 crore total bhosdk... Easy..

Abeer- Arrey i mean ho gaya ...

Main- Hona he tha bhosdk.. Gand takk kaa dum lagaaya hai..

Abeer- Lekin jo hua acha hua bc Maharashtra mein Aditi ki 25 seats k piche padde they humlog badle mein 36 legaye.. 4 apni thi he. Yaani total 40 ...Gajab..

Main- Yep.. Woh plus point hai... Or bc Aditi se direct alliance karte toh Maharashtra ki chaabi ussi k pass rehti ab Maharashtra ki chaabi bhi mere pass hai. Aditi CM beshak hai lekin banaaya kisne hai..

Abeer- Offcourse tune..

Main- Exactly.. Sun Aditi ko call karke bol Airport ka VIP entrance puri tarah khaali karwadey 20 minutes mein bhenchod woh hote haina saikdon media waale wahaan bollywood actress k chuttad ki photo khinchne waale waisa ek bhi nahi hona chahiye wahaan... Staff k alawa koi bhi nahi.. Uske alawa Balvant k kutte bhi faile hue honge unhe pata hai AP Mumbai mein hai toh unko bhi thikaane lagaa dein..

Abeer- Copy that..Next stop..??

Main- Bengalore...

Abeer- Waah bc.. Wahaan kya situation hai?? 28 seats hain bc Karnataka mein toh..

Main-28 nahi actually 48 seats ka kaam karne jaa rahe hain hum Bangalore..

Abeer- 48 kaise??

Main- 28 Karnataka ki or 20 Kerala ki.. Karnataka mein 28 MPs mein se 20 seats Shiva Reddy k under hain .Ab Shiva ki party keval Karnataka he nahi balki Kerala mein bhi active hai or wahaan bhi election's ladti hai.Kerala mein uska alliance hai Anil Rajan k sath ab Anil or Shiva k Kerala mein 15 MP seats hain ..15 Mein se mostly seats Kerala mein Anil k under he hain Shiva ki wahaan bus 3 he seats hain lekin uske alawa Shiva k pass Kerala mein 20 MLA bhi hain or unhi MLA ki help se Anil Kerala ka CM Bana hua hai issliye unka alliance bahot important hai.. Ab inn dono ka alliance almost 17-18 saal se hai or kaafi strong hai.. Itana strong hai ki Anil ki beti ki shaadi Shiva k bade bete k sath hui hai .. Toh iss alliance mein Shiva ki power kaafi jyaada hai.

Abeer- Toh humlog basically 35 seats k liye jaa rahe hain ..

Main- Yes.. Shiva ki apne PM Jagat uncle k sath kaafi Achi banti hai toh unhone aaj raat Shiva k residence par meeting fix ki hai jahaan Shiva or Anil dono honge.. But issue hai woh dono maha gandu dheet aadmi hain dono he laalchi hain madarchod..

Abeer- Fir toh acha haina.. Paise faink k maar dena unke munh par..

Main- Not really.. Paisa he sabkuch nahi hota Abeer.. Balvant kitana shyaana aadmi hai fir bhi unhone Balvant se 3 Union Ministries le rakhi hain..Ministry of Foreign Affairs,Ministry of Corporate Affairs and Ministry of Commerce and Industry.. Yaani ye inki khudki choice hai or yahi ye mujhse maangenge even isase bhi important Ministries ki demand hogi inki.. Orr main saamne waale ki kabhi nahi chalne dunga isme.. Saamne waale ko wahi millega jo main dena caahta hun.. Issliye ye hard hone waala hai .

Abeer - Lekin Maa chudaaye jyaada karenge toh gand par laat maarna saalon ko humein konsi jarurat hai 329 hain humaare pass bhenchod.. Ye naa bhi aaein toh maa chudaaein.. Or uppar se Telangana bhi toh bacha hai.. Or ek aadh seats toh sarkaar bananey k baad bhi hath jodke aaenge..

Main- Ek aadh nahi beta jaanwar Sarkaar bananey k baad 10-12 seats ghar baithey millengi..

Abeer- Bus toh fir..

Main- Still mujhe caahiye ye dono.. Or mujhe caahiye matlab aana padega unko.. Orr option nahi hai unke pass..

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Main Abeer Jack Jatin Vinny or Ami Mumbai airport k liye nikale they lekin Mumbai ka traffic gand maar raha tha bc. Humein Bangalore jaana tha 7:30 baje flight thi humaari Chang or Claire already jaa chuke they Bangalore.. Abhi Claire ne mere pass ek or recording bheji woh Balvant k secret phone se. Wahi gang thi Balvant Amit Dharmendra Diksha Sudha or Sukesh Arya.. Maine airpod lagaaye or on ki..

Balvant- Bhenchod itana hate toh expect nahi kiya tha maine..

Dharma- Maine toh pehle he bataaya tha tum underestimate kar rahe ho AP ki power ko.. India k 60% states mein woh akela humein harra shakta hai filhaal.. Karodon log hain uske piche.. Usko ideology k andhe fans hain.. Woh toh chalo Deva ki wife ka bayaan aagaya public mein agar woh nahi bolti naa toh abtak aadha India jall raha hota..

Diksha- Yeah.. This is insane.. Humaare channels k alawa koi media outlet bhi humaare support mein nahi hai. Social media etc harr jagah uska he support hai..

Amit- Bhai agar solid proofs naa laa paaye na thode din mein toh samjho humein toh koi bahaar nahi nikalne dega..

Sudha- Yeah.. Sab khatam samjho fir..Log humein jalaa denge..

Balvant- Chinta matt karo tumlog.. Ek baar bus woh pakkada jaaye saala fir toh aahista aahista daba dunga main saare hate ko or fir proofs bhi dedunga sach ho yaa juth sab proofs laa dunga court mein or court mein humaari he chalegi toh sab sach he hoga.. Bus fir kya hai.. Bus ye hate he thoda samjh se jyaada nikal gaya baaki sab sahi hai.. Woh toh acha hai koi election's nahi hain aas pass warna toh log boycott maar dete humein..

Sudha- Kyun nahi hain?? Maharashtra mein honge naa election's abhi.. Or Wahaan karwa kya rahe ho bhai?? Abhi takk Aditi apne sath kyun nahi aai..

Dharmendra- Lagta hai tum takk late khabar pohanchti hai Sudha....

Sudha- Matlab??

Balvant- Matlab abhi taaja khabar aai hai apne sources ki maano toh AP Mumbai mein tha or wahaan sarkaar banwa lee hai usne..

Sudha- Sarkaar banwaa lee?? Aise kaise banwaa lee??

Diksha- Yeah.. Ye kaise possible hua?? Unki toh 22 seats thi keval wahaan..

Sudha- Yeah.. 100 Aditi ki 22 unki.. Baaki kahaan se aai??

Balavant- Woh toh wahi madarchod jaane .. Kya kar raha hai kaise kar raha hai.. Koi idea nahi hai bhenchod..Lekin Maharashtra ki dikkat nahi hai wahaan toh waise bhi unki he sarkaar aani thi ab nahi toh election's k baad sahi...Issue ye hai ki Ye banda Cheej kya hai , ye nahi samjh aaraha.. Jahaan pair rakh raha hai wahaan sarkaar girwa de raha hai or dusara pair rakhte he banwa de raha hai sarkaar.. Bhenchod 26 saal kaa londa Raajneeti khel raha hai bolo..

Sudha- Maine bola tha naa woh koi maamuli insaan nahi hai bhaiya.. He's insane.. Kuch toh hai woh..

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Kuch toh secret hai uska.. Kuch toh hai woh.. Kuch toh chuppa raha hai woh.. Koi normal shaks itana sab soch bhi nahi shakta jitana ye rojj kar raha hai.

Diksha- Wahi toh.. Aise thodi hota hai.. Chalta chalta sarkaar girwa de raha hai or fir banwa de raha hai...

Balvant- Wahi toh.. Lekin chinta matt karo aaj nahi toh kal woh pakkada he jaaega or ek baar pakkada gaya naa bus fir dekhna tum.. Uska wajood khatam kar dunga main..

Diksha- Pakkadne k liye kya plan banwaaya hai bhai?? Suna hai puri team banaai hai ek..

Balvant- Aisi waisi team nahi.. CBI, NIA, Crime Branch, NCB harr jagah se logon ko select kiya hai maine.. Aise log jo yaa toh AP se yaa fir uski family se shakt nafrat kartey hain..

Sudha- ncb?? Nia?? Inhe kaise involve kiya bhai isme?? Inka toh department he alag hai..

Balvant- National security ka matter hai hum jisse caahe usse inbolve karein.. NIA ko karna jaruri tha kyuki NIA mein woh haina DIG Neha Sudha ki chamchi.. Humaara sabse bada hathiyaar.. Usko head banaya hai iss team ka..

Diksha- Gajab.. Usase loyal humaare liye koi officer hai he nahi.. Sudha ji usko apni ungali talle rakhti hai..

Sudha- Yeah.. Uski chaabi mere pass hai mere orders k bina sans nahi le shakti woh..

Balvant- Or uppar se India ki one of the best officers mein se ek hai .. Isase jyaada kya caahiye humein.. Uske alawa NCB se AP ki puraani Dushman SP Shruti Choudhary ko bhi liya hai..

Sudha- No. No.. Shruti koi Dushman nahi hai AP ki.. Shruti rules and order follow karne waali officer hai uske liye law he sabkuch hai uski koi personal rivalry nahi hai AP k sath..

Balvant- Lekin tumne he kaha order follow karne waali officer hai or usko order milla hai AP ko dhundane ka toh woh karegi.. Orr waise bhi recently sabse jyaada time ussi ne spend kiya hai AP k against toh usse pata hai AP k tricks uski thinking..

Sudha- Fair enough..

Balvant- Inke alawa different states se kai officers choose kiye gaye hain.. Total 100+ log hain Neha k under mein all over India mein.. Sirf or sirf AP k liye toh bataao kabtak bachega..

Sudha- Great.. Great.. Bachna caahiye bhi nahi..

Balvant- Bus agle kuch din public appearance matt karna warna kahin se kaala munh leke aao toh mujhe matt kehna.. Log genuinely behisaab gussa hain..

Amit- Yeah..

Balvant- Ok.. I'll catch up with you guys latter..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod.. Gand takk kaa jorr lagaa raha hai madarchod.. Bhosdka.. Maa ki chut tumhari..

Abeer- Uttar jaa be..

Humlog airport pohanch gaye they pura area bhenchod ekdum sunsaan bana rakha tha keval mere sath Adg Or uski force thi uske alawa airport security mojjud thi wahaan.. Ab main gaadi mein se uttara he tha ki ek white scorpio gaadi red batti waali udti hui aake mere just bagal mein rukki..

Main- Madarchod uppar chadha dega kya be..

Rukkte he usme se 6 log uttare bhaagte hue.. Or unmein se pehle waale ne apni ID nikaalke mujhe dikhayi..

Aadmi 1- Deputy Superintendent CBI Mumbai.. Aapko humaare sath aana hoga..

Ye sunke mujhe or Jaanwar ko Hansi aagayi ..

Abeer- Ek or suna bc ek or..

Dsp- What??

Abeer- Joke.. Ye sunaaya aisa he ek or suna..

Dsp- This is not a joke sir.. Hum Union Minister of Law and justice k direct orders par aapko arrest karne aaye hain..

Abeer- Ahahahahaha... Ye bhi mast tha... Bc.. You funny..

Main- Deputy SP.. Wow... Bahot badi post ho jaati hai bc ye toh.. Haina jaanwar??

Abeer- Of course bhai bahot badi post..

Main- Lekin tujhe pata hai isase bhi badi post hoti hain?? For Example Additional General Of Police.. Kyun ADG sahaab..

ADG- ji sir.. Bilkul..

ADG ne piche se aatey hue kahaa.. Usse dekhte he CBI waalon ne salute maara unko.. Agency alag thi beshak lekin ADG unse 4-5 posts senior tha..

DSP- Sir.. Aap interfere nahi kar shakte , humaare pass direct orders hain..

ADG- Tu hai kon bhai?? Ye id real toh nahi lag rahi??fake id hai kya?? Inspector.. Arrest karo inn sabko..

DSP- You can't do that..

Adg- Hath Uppar karlo beta warna goli lag jaaegi.. Police ka impersonation karta hai..

Inspector wagairaah ne unhe arrest kiya hathkadi pehnai unhe.

Main- Fake officers....Bahot bada crime hai ye ADG sahaab.. Puri jaanch karo iski maa behan beti baap bhai sabko uthaao.. Bache bhi nahi chhodne..

AdG- Ji sir..

DSP- nnnyyouuuy... y... Nooooo.. No.. You can't do that... Nooo..

Main-Beta look at me kon hun main.. Main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..Saari family ko lockup mein daalo ADG sahaab..

DSP- Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.. Im.. Sorry.. Main bus orders follow kar raha tha.. Please meri family ko involve matt karo isme please...

Main- sure if you say so.. Lekin ye baat dhyaan mein rakhna ki main kon hun or main kya kya kar shakta hun.. Apne sabhi colleagues ko bhi ye warning dedena ki AP ne mere sath ye kiya or ye ye woh kar shakta hai. Balvant tumhe suspend kar dega lekin main tumhe khatam kar dunga, literally existence khatam kar dunga main tumhara. Tu pehla tha issliye chhod raha hun baaki kissi ko moka nahi dunga...

DSP- Thankyou.. Thankyou...

Main- Ok ADG sahaab.. Milte hain jald..

ADG-Ji sir.. Have a safe journey..

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Main- So Aditi ji ye hai meri sarkaar... Yelo karwa diya election's maine or nikaal diya result..

Aditi-G.. Governor.. Sir..

Main- Arrey unko kya bol rahi ho unhe khud maine yahaan bheja tha woh toh keh rahe hain ki chalo aaj he sarkaar bana lete hain AP but maine he kal tak k liye manaaya hai inko..

Governor- Jitani jaldi ho jaaye utana acha he hota hai AP..

Main- Thodi derr bhi karni caahiye sir..

Governor- Jaisa tum kaho..

Main- Ab Adg sahaab ko mujhe arrest karne bulaaya tha naa tumne?? Actually nahi unhe bhi maine he bulaaya tha..

ADG- Ji bilkul sir..

Main- orr ADG nahi.. DGP boliye inko.. Promotion hone waala hai Kal inka bhi.

Adg- Bus aapki daya hai sir..

Main- Ab sarkaar ban gayi all Thanks To Raghav Sharma, Usha Ji and Jaya Ji... Toh aap log bataaiye fir CM kisko banaaya jaaye..

Usha- Jisko tum caaho usko banaao AP..

Jaya- Bilkul tumhari marji hai..

Raghav- Exactly.. Aap banao Maharaj humaara full support hai ussi ko..

Main- See Aditi ji.. Ye hota hai support.. Ye hai meri muthi iss muthi mein haina Maharashtra k 159 MLA toh hain he uske alawa 25 MP hain filhaal.. Jisme se 10 tumhare aaye 5 Ajit k 4 humaare they he orr 6 Janta Dal se Usha ji k sath.. Aao ab CM se milwata hun tumhe.. Abeer..

Ab ek gaadi andar aai jisme se Meena Mousi uttari Or sath mein Nirvi uttari woh aake mere galle se milli..

Main- Everone Miliye Maharashtra ki Nayi Chief Minister se.. Nirvi.. Obviously MLa nahi hain ye lekin 6 months hain apne pass tabtak elect karwa denge kahin se.. Nayi hai koi experience nahi hai toh kissi ko koi dikkat hai meri choice se?? sharma ji??

Raghav- Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Tumhari choice humaari choice..

Usha- Yeah.. Naya cehra acha hai..

Jaya- I agree.. Fresh cehra caahiye hum budho ko kon jaanta hai..

Main- Bus yahi support caahiye aaplogon kaa.. Nirvi CM hain nayi.. CM madam.. Mere against warrant nikala hua hai Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain kutton ki tarah toh aapke state ki police toh arrest nahi karlegi mujhe..

Nirvi- No.. Chance he nahi hai.. Main pehla law yahi banaati hun ki mere state mein mere bhaiya ko koi kabhi arrest nahi karega..

Nirvi ne Joke karte hue kahaa jisse sun sab hans padde..


Main- So Aditi ji.. Aapke pass bachte hain ab 15 MP's and 60-62 MLA toh unko leke nikaliye yahaan se.. Warna ADG sahaab hain yahaan fir beijjati karke nikaali jaaogi..

Aditi k aanshu niche girrne lage they Or woh chal bhi paddi wahaan se..

Main- Rukkiye madam rukkiye.. Waapis aaiye... Actually Nirvi Chief Minister nahi hai Maharashtra ki.. Ye toh Deputy CM hai Chief Minister se nahi millogi?? Milwa deta hun....

Abeer- Kon hai Woh Lucky shaks.. Bataaiye jarra..

Main- Chup be.. So Maharashtra ki Chief Minister hain Aditi Munde..

Ye sunke Aditi ko firse jhatka laga or woh mujhe ghurrne lagi..

Main- Aise matt ghurro.. Tum mujhe nafrat karti hogi lekin main tumhaare pariwar ki humesha se he ijjat karta aaya hun or karta rahunga bhi. Tumhare dad ko ache se jaanta tha main he was a great guy . Sarkaar maine bana lee hai or mujhe tumhari koi jarurat bhi nahi hai lekin ye mere bhai haina inhone tumhare dad ko waada kiya tha ki woh tumhara khayaal rakhenge humesha.. Or ab agar maine tumhe yahaan se jaane diya toh tum jaake Balvant k sath mill jaaogi or woh tumhe aahista aahista khatam kar dega or Bhai ka promise tutt jaaega or ye main kabhi nahi hone dunga. Issliye last chance main moka deta hun tumhe abhi bhi apke 62 Mla or 15 MP leke humaare sath aajaao .. Tum apni CM post rakh shakti ho.. I don't want it.. So whats your answer..

Deva- Socho matt Aditi sach keh raha hai woh.. Jawaab do..

Aditi-Yes.. Yes.ss.s.s.yes...

Main- Great.. So guys change of plan.. Aditi hongi nayi CM.. Baaki sab apni deal k according he rahega..

Raghav - Ek baat toh hai Bhai tumhe future jarur dikhta hai..

Usha- Haan kyunki tumne pehle he keh diya tha ki CM Aditi he hogi..

Jaya- Wahi toh.. Sarkaar ban chuki thi caahte toh khud ban jaatey CM lekin Aditi ko banaaya tumne..Aditi issi thinking ki wajah se AP k sath gayi thi main. Log kya bolte hain iske baare mein mujhe farak nahi padta in reality he is a great guy..

Usha- The greatest of all..

Aditi- I'm... Immm..

Usne mere galle se milte hue kaha..

Aditi- I knw. Wow. Sorry kaafi nahi hai.. Immm.. Sorry.. I was scared... I was scared for my ff. G. Family..

Main- Sorry ki jarurat nahi hai , I know darr gayi thi tum..log akshar darr jaatey hain mujhse... Mera farj tha ye.. Raghav Ji Usha Ji Jaya ji Aditi ji aaiye ek baar andar jarra..

Ye bolke Main,Raghav Usha ,Jaya ,Aditi ,Bhai Meena Mousi or Nirvi Or Abeer andar aaye..

Main- So ab baaki sabko toh pata hai Aditi ji aapko bhi bata dun main.. Main Central Government giraa raha hun giraa chuka hun waise toh ,meri khudki government bana raha hun Orr woh bhi bana chuka hun actually.. 293 seats ye muthi mein leke baitha hun. Mere sath PM Jagat Gupta ji ka support hai.. Issliye main itana jorr laga raha tha tumhare piche issliye mere bhai baar baar aapke pass aarahe they kyunki humein CM se matlab nahi tha humein tumhare 25 MP's se matlab tha ..

Aditi- Oh my god.. Ye baat tum pehle bataa detey toh main humaare difference durr karke turant sath aajaati tumhare..

Main- Well bata shakte nahi they naa..

Aditi- I can understand.. I'm sorry.. I'm really sorry..

Main- Jaisa maine kaha sorry ki need nahi hai I know main harsh tha tumhare uppar or tumhari family ko threaten nahi karna caahiye tha but mera intention nahi tha waisa kuch karne kaa maine bus Ajit k bete k liye sab kiya tha tumhare bhai k office k bahaar toh bus naam naam k khaddey they mere log.. Listen Aditi maine pehle bhi kaha tha main koi bura aadmi nahi hun I'm a great guy but baat family ki aati hai toh I can't stop myself.. Or aise he family ki wajh se tum gussa kar rahi thi so I don't blame you..

Aditi- Thank you..

Main- 293 thi mere pass.. So Bhai.. Raghav Sharma ji se milliye 48 MLA's k alawa 5 MP seats inki hain..

Deva- Kaise ho Raghav ji??

Raghav- Bus bade bhaiya daya hai aapki..

Main- Raghav ji ko maine promise kiya hai ki Maharashtra ka Education, Forest and Tribal Development ye 3 ministries dunga inko main and ek additional ministry just to be generous...

Raghav - Ji bus days hai aapki..

Deva- I'm ok with it.. Teri marji..

Main- 298 hui.. Ab Usha ji se milliye Usha ji humein 45 MLA's k alawa 6 MP bhi de rahi hain.. Inhe maine promise kiya hai ki Inhe Maharashtra ka Home and Finance or uske alawa 2 or ministries dunga..

Usha- Meharbaani aapki...

Main- Thanks Usha ji..So hui 304...ab Jaya ji se milliye ab Jaya ji Aditi k sath he hain waise toh lekin maine inko separate promise kiya tha ye humein 40 MLA's k alawa 10 MP's bhi de rahi hain inke jo bete hain MP hain jo, Unhe apne central cabinet mein Union Minister banwaaunga main..

Jaya- Ji.. Bus aapki daya rahi toh ban he jaaega..

Main- Uske alawa Maharashtra cabinet mein inhe 2 ministries dilwaaunga.. 314 hogayi.. Ab aati hain Aditi ji.. Ye humein 15 seats de rahi hain.. Badle mein aapko obviously CM post mill rahi hai and baaki jo aap cabinet caaho Maharashtra mein.. Uske alawa Ek Cabinet post main aapke ek MP ko centre mein dedunga.. Total hui 329...

Aditi- Thanks A lot.. Thankyou for trusting me.. Thanks a lot..

Main- Uske alawa paisa bhi ,jo aapke MP'S ko dunga main as a token of my appreciation..

Aditi- No no... Paise ki jarurat nahi hai AP.. Itana sab already kar rahe ho tum..

Main- I insist.. Ye sabne liya hai sharmaao matt.

Continued..

Pehle Aditi ko Heart Attack almost de dia tha or Baad me fir se CM ki Post de di sahi h kyon bechari ko itne jhatke de Rahe ho bhai
Lekin ab patang ki dor AP ke haath me rahegi sahi h
Bechari ko Laga Hoga balki ham sabko bhi Laga ki ab Aditi ka politics carrier khatam
Lekin AP ne ek Baar fir se uske carrier ko zinda kar dia

 

[Naik]

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Deva- So 329 hogaye ab officially sarkaar banaa rahe hain humlog..

Main- No no not yet.. Abhi orr caahiye mujhe..

Deva- Arrey pagal hogaya kya AP.. 329 seats saalon se kissi party ki nahi aai hain Centre mein ye more than enough hai.. Or kya karega.. ?

Main- Unbeatable banana hai bhai mujhe..

Deva- I know abhi bhi unbeatable hai tu..

Main- Naa..

Deva- Samjha kar.. Abhi pura desh tere sath hai woh arrest karlenge naa fir issue ho jaaega.. Itani IPC hain non bailable hoga case.. Special Team banaai hai tujhe arrest karne k liye..

Main- Nahi karenge aise kaise kar lenge.. AP hun main... Or kar bhi liya toh kya dikkat hai sarkaar toh fir bhi banegi apni.. Kuch din jail rehlunga kya dikkat hai..

Deva-Kyun rehna hai jail..

Main- Bhai trust me.. I got this..

Deva- Ok ok..

Main- So sab settle hai abhi koi press conference nahi karni main kahun tab aap sab milke press conference kar lena baaki ministries Maharashtra ki bhai decide karlenge aapke sath baithke.. Abhi ye baat shant rakhna waise toh kal tak faill jaaegi ye baat kyunki itani ulat pulat ki hai maine pata toh chalegi he sabko but abhi nahi..

Aditi- Tum nahi sath hoge Conference mein??

Main- Madam.. India ka Most wanted fugitive hun main currently mere sath rehke beijjat ho jaaoge tumlog..

Usha- We don't care AP.. Sabko pata hai ki ye fake hai.. Balvant apni dictatorship chala raha hai..

Jaya- Yeah.. Hum thodi darrte hain. Pura india sath hai tumhare..

Main- Thanks guys.. I know.. But mujhe jarra bahaar jaana hai issliye.. So thodi help caahiye hogi Aditi ji aapki.. Actually.. harr Airports par Central government ki jo team bani hai uske log pohanch chuke honge toh jarra phone ghumaaiye airport authorities ko Or apne officers ko boliye ki unn central government k officers ko main kahun tab thodi derr k liye side le jaaein..

Aditi- No worries ho jaaega.. Maharashtra mein koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta tumhe..

Main- I know.. Ok guys.. Ek selfie lene do.. Then I'll leave..

Ye bolke maine ek selfie lee ..

Main- Thanks Again Guys.. Bye..

Usha- Thanks to you ..

Jaya- Yeah.. Thanks AP..

Ragha- Thanks A lot bhai..

Main- Peace out homies..

Ye bolke main wahaan se bahaar lawn mein aaya sabhi MLAs ko thanks kahaa and finally nikala wahaan se..

Abeer- Hell yeah bc.. That was easy..

Main- Easy?? Bhenchod easy??6 ghante non stop meetings.. Maharashtra Cabinet posts, Union Cabinet posts.. 1000 crore rupees lag chuke hain 500 Crore kaa waada kar rakha hai or 500 Crore Aditi ki party ko dene padenge.. Yaani 2000 crore total bhosdk... Easy..

Abeer- Arrey i mean ho gaya ...

Main- Hona he tha bhosdk.. Gand takk kaa dum lagaaya hai..

Abeer- Lekin jo hua acha hua bc Maharashtra mein Aditi ki 25 seats k piche padde they humlog badle mein 36 legaye.. 4 apni thi he. Yaani total 40 ...Gajab..

Main- Yep.. Woh plus point hai... Or bc Aditi se direct alliance karte toh Maharashtra ki chaabi ussi k pass rehti ab Maharashtra ki chaabi bhi mere pass hai. Aditi CM beshak hai lekin banaaya kisne hai..

Abeer- Offcourse tune..

Main- Exactly.. Sun Aditi ko call karke bol Airport ka VIP entrance puri tarah khaali karwadey 20 minutes mein bhenchod woh hote haina saikdon media waale wahaan bollywood actress k chuttad ki photo khinchne waale waisa ek bhi nahi hona chahiye wahaan... Staff k alawa koi bhi nahi.. Uske alawa Balvant k kutte bhi faile hue honge unhe pata hai AP Mumbai mein hai toh unko bhi thikaane lagaa dein..

Abeer- Copy that..Next stop..??

Main- Bengalore...

Abeer- Waah bc.. Wahaan kya situation hai?? 28 seats hain bc Karnataka mein toh..

Main-28 nahi actually 48 seats ka kaam karne jaa rahe hain hum Bangalore..

Abeer- 48 kaise??

Main- 28 Karnataka ki or 20 Kerala ki.. Karnataka mein 28 MPs mein se 20 seats Shiva Reddy k under hain .Ab Shiva ki party keval Karnataka he nahi balki Kerala mein bhi active hai or wahaan bhi election's ladti hai.Kerala mein uska alliance hai Anil Rajan k sath ab Anil or Shiva k Kerala mein 15 MP seats hain ..15 Mein se mostly seats Kerala mein Anil k under he hain Shiva ki wahaan bus 3 he seats hain lekin uske alawa Shiva k pass Kerala mein 20 MLA bhi hain or unhi MLA ki help se Anil Kerala ka CM Bana hua hai issliye unka alliance bahot important hai.. Ab inn dono ka alliance almost 17-18 saal se hai or kaafi strong hai.. Itana strong hai ki Anil ki beti ki shaadi Shiva k bade bete k sath hui hai .. Toh iss alliance mein Shiva ki power kaafi jyaada hai.

Abeer- Toh humlog basically 35 seats k liye jaa rahe hain ..

Main- Yes.. Shiva ki apne PM Jagat uncle k sath kaafi Achi banti hai toh unhone aaj raat Shiva k residence par meeting fix ki hai jahaan Shiva or Anil dono honge.. But issue hai woh dono maha gandu dheet aadmi hain dono he laalchi hain madarchod..

Abeer- Fir toh acha haina.. Paise faink k maar dena unke munh par..

Main- Not really.. Paisa he sabkuch nahi hota Abeer.. Balvant kitana shyaana aadmi hai fir bhi unhone Balvant se 3 Union Ministries le rakhi hain..Ministry of Foreign Affairs,Ministry of Corporate Affairs and Ministry of Commerce and Industry.. Yaani ye inki khudki choice hai or yahi ye mujhse maangenge even isase bhi important Ministries ki demand hogi inki.. Orr main saamne waale ki kabhi nahi chalne dunga isme.. Saamne waale ko wahi millega jo main dena caahta hun.. Issliye ye hard hone waala hai .

Abeer - Lekin Maa chudaaye jyaada karenge toh gand par laat maarna saalon ko humein konsi jarurat hai 329 hain humaare pass bhenchod.. Ye naa bhi aaein toh maa chudaaein.. Or uppar se Telangana bhi toh bacha hai.. Or ek aadh seats toh sarkaar bananey k baad bhi hath jodke aaenge..

Main- Ek aadh nahi beta jaanwar Sarkaar bananey k baad 10-12 seats ghar baithey millengi..

Abeer- Bus toh fir..

Main- Still mujhe caahiye ye dono.. Or mujhe caahiye matlab aana padega unko.. Orr option nahi hai unke pass..

Continued..

Tow ab Banglore or kerla ka nambar h
Thoda tuff hone Wala h Lekin ho Jayega or yeh ho gaya Matlab samjho final uske Baad balvat & team ki Jo band bajegi
Maza aayega

 

[Hadijutt]

Wah maza aa gya bro.