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baki ek update jaldi hi aaygaDivya n tow thappado ki barsat kerdi Rohit k gaalo per lekinUpdate 9
Divya thappad dena ke bad kuch bolti uske phle uski nazer Rohit par padi jo car ki key hath main le kar baitha tha.
Rohit- main toh car le liya whi dikana aaya tha.
Divya- aise batoge car liya toh haan ye konsa tarika tha.
Rohit- dar jata hai aur kahta hai wo wo di
Divya- car ki key de aur chal mera sth aisa kah kar wo key ki chabi leti hai.
Rohit- di
Divya- kya hai
Rohit- tu bdi sunder lag rhi hai bahot pyari si hai tu sunder sunder (aisa kah kar wo uska gaal khich leta hai)
Divya- Rohit ko dekti hai han tbhi thodi der phle aisi harkat kr rha tha nah tujhe mera se zara bhi dar ni lgta nah mar kahta rhta hai lekin sundarta ni.
Rohit- tu meri divya hai pyari si tmse kyu daru waise bhi main bhi toh tmra bhai hun..
Divya- teri inhi harkato se
Rohit- ye sb chod nah tu car dek nah mast hai nah.
Divya- black colour ki kyu liya tmko toh white car psnd hai nah hmsa white white kahta tha.
Rohit- meri didi ko toh black car achi lgti hai nah isliya black liya.
Afisha- oye ji black mujhe psnd hai isliya black li main.
Rohit- apko psnd aayi black car.
Afisha- ni degi wo.
Rohit- tum toh degi.
Divya- bahot jada pyari hai car waise.
Rohit- car le kr divya ko ghumane nikal padta hai fir usko ice Cream khilata hai.
Rohit- Avni di kaha hai wo ni aayi aaj kal ghar.
Divya- usko ghurti hai.
Rohit- n n n ni toh main bas aise puch tha.
Ice cream wala aunty- beta tm dono bahot acha couple ho aisa hi pyar se rhna Hmsa.
Divya kuch bolti uske phle Rohit bol padta hai.
Rohit- ji aunty thankyou.
Fir Rohit jaldi se paisa de kar divya ka hath pakad ke usko car main le lata hai.
Divya- mera dono hath chod zara.
Rohit- ni tu maregi
Divya- ni marungi chod tu.
Rohit- ni tu maregi.
Divya- bol rhi hun nah marungi tu mujhe janta hai nah main kyu marungi.
Rohit- thoda darte hua hath chod deta hai.
Divya- meri ice cream pakad zara.
Rohit jaise hi ice cream pakadta hai divya is bar bahot tight slap deti hai.
Divya- ice cream de meri waapis ab.
Rohit- chup chaap ice cream deta hai.
Divya ice cream khati hai fir bahot ghumte hai dono car se but ab Rohit kuch ni bolta.
Divya- kya hua kal se tu collage chalga daily smjha.
Rohit- Daily
Divya- ji daily apko koi problem hai
Rohit- n n ni
Divya- main sth rhungii agr tu collage chalga tb aur aisa ghumne bhi chalungi tmra sth.
Rohit- pakka nah
Divya- han bt collage daily chalga toh.
Afisha- mtlb roj aisa thappad se laal hua rhoge
Rohit- toh kya hua kam se kam sth toh rhegii dekho kitni khus hai abhi.
Afisha- acha toh main bhi apko pit pit ke khus ho jau kya.
Afisha- main thoda sone ja rhi hun kuch kaam ho tbhi mujhe jagana.
Divya- chal ab Avni ko lena chalta hai wo coaching se isi time chutti hai..
Rohit- car se Avni ke coaching ke paas se gujarta hai.
Divya- agr tune uske saamne zara bhi aisi wesi harkat ki toh tu dekna main kya karti hun itna pitungi nah ki mammy bhi ni pahchan paygii tujhe..
Rohit- thik hai darwao mat nah...
Avni- arre dabba tu kiski car hai new new.
Divya- meri hai dek pani bhi ni utari.
Avni- Rohit ne li.
Divya- ha
Avni- tb toh mtlb meri bhi hai kah kar wo ander baith jati hai.
Divya- jaya kyu ni aayi.
Avni- pta ni yar bs wo presaan rhti hai tumko toh pta hai nah ek hapte hm dono college ni gya tha tbse presaan rhti wo.
Divya- han
Rohit- main Vishal se pta kru syd wo kuch bta paya.
Divya- han ye thik rhega tu pta kar ke jaldi aa jana ghar aur mujhe ghar drop kr do kyuki mammy ki help krni hai khana banna main.
Avni- kya bat hai rohit new new car le li wah ji waah divya toh gai gahr bt tera gal pe nisan kaisa laal laal.
Avni aur rohit aise bat kr hi rha tha ki tbhi waha wo kuch ldkiyon aur ladko ka grop aata hai aur jo Avni ko car main baitha dek kar ke uske paas aata hai.
Anmika- kyu re Avni gareeb tu is bar ke bahar kya kar rhi hai.
Atul- bechari kya kregi bhik maagne aayi hogi.
Avni- bahot dar jati hai aur kuch ni bolti bs chup chaap car main baith jati hai.
Vaibhav- isko maina bola tha pat ja mera se life set ho jaygii lekin ni ab dekho dhanda karna shuru kr diya kya.
Jyoti- jane do nah bechari ko.
Vaibhav- car ka door open kr ke Avni ko bahar khich leta hai hehehe ab bol kya bol rhi thi us din collage main.
Avni- mujhe jaane do.
Tbhi rohit waha aata hai aur Vaibhav ka hath marod kr ke ek thappad jhad deta hai.
Rohit- sun be gadhe ke lund meri Avni ko hath bhi lagaya nah toh sakal aaiyne main dekna layak bhi ni chodunga teri smjha.
Atul- abe oh tu kon h be.
Rohit- tera baap hun mdr chod jis area main tu khada hai na wo apna hai smjha tu bahen ke lode.
Rohit- ye car meri hai aur ye meri bandi tu beech main bolna waala kon h be han.
Rohit- vaibhav ko dakka de kar bhaga deta hai aur Avni jo thoda dari hui thi usko hug kr leta hai.

Rohit- daro mat Avni tum daro mat main hun nah tmra pas.
Avni- ab bs fhut fhut ke roya ja rhi thi.
Rohit- Avni ko dekta hai aur usko bahot tight hug kar leta hai.
Avni- main thik hun Rohit bs thoda dar gai thi main.
Rohit- shhhhbas meri bahon main rho aur chup rho meri Avni ki life main itni problem hai aur tmne mujhe batyaa kyu ni aur kya kya problem hai tm sb ki life main haa.
Tbhi Avni kahti hai main thik hun bahot slow awaz main.
Rohit- ab se tm mera sth rhoge hmsa collage ho ya coaching ho mera sth hi rhoge hmsa.
Avni- apni garden haa main hila deti hai...
Avni ko wo car main baitha kar ghar par le aata hai.
Rohit- Avni ko ghar par chod deta hai apne aur gate ke paas drop krta hai.
Avni jane lgti hai.
Afisha- arre car se utaro aur usko hug kro aisa ladki ni pat jati utaro.
Rohit- arre
Afisha- ek bar main smj ni aata kya utaro aur uske pas jao.
Rohit- car se utarta hai aur kahta hai Avni
Avni- nam aaankon se uski ur daud kar aati hai aur gale lag jati hai.
Fir Avni apni aankhon se aasu pochte hua chali jati hai.
 parlour wali aunty n sahi kaha dono ki Jodi badi Kamal ki h
 parlour wali aunty n sahi kaha dono ki Jodi badi Kamal ki hBeautifulUpdate 3
Jinn- yar aisa chutiya ladka phli bar dekha ye kaisi wish mang rha hai
Rohit- jaldi karo nah.
Jinn- kuch aur mango iske bare main mujhe ni pta kuch bhi.
Rohit- kiske bare main ni ota.
Jinn- yhi ki mera sath shadi ka kya riwaj hai hum jino ki shadi ni hoti.
Rohit- chut marni hai mujhe natak mt pelo Verna gand bhi lunga.
Jinn- dekho apni wo aur kuch bolti uske phle train aa jati hai jisko dek kar wo kahti h ye kya h.
Rohit- bat mt palat ye train h tu khol ab.
Jin- ye kya hota h
Rohit- tu kis sadi ki h dress bhi ajeeb se pahni h ek toh taang ni dik rhi.
Jinn- main toh kai jamano ke bad bahar aayi hun mera kam yhi rhta hai jo bhi iccha mange puri kro fir main ander is ketli ke.
Rohit- duniya dekna ka man ni krta.
Jinn- karta hai bahot krta hai bt mera bas main ni hai agr maina niyam ka palan ni kiya toh wo mujhe saja denga kaid kr denga aur aisa bol ke wo kaapne lagti h.
Rohit-tumko pta hai jab ldki chudti hai aur paani chodti h tb aisa hi kapti hai.
Jinn- tmra dimag kam chalta h yaa chalate kam ho main jinn hun man ke ander ke saari bat jaan leti hun.
Jinn- tmne apni padai isi liya chodi nah kyuki teri bahen pad ske isiliya sb karta h nah.
Rohit- haan (serious hote hua).
Jinn- toh natak bnd kro iccha bataoo.
Rohit- chut gulabi h ya kali.
Jinn-
Rohit- meri iccha hai tu abhi chut de ye hai meri pahli iccha.
Jinn ke pas ab koi options ni bacha tha aur acnk se khi gayab ho gai aur Rohit bhi gayab ho gya.
Rohit- main kaha hun.
Jinn- ketli ke ander aur aisa kahte hua wo rone lagi.
Aur rote hua boli ab aao aur kro khud hi.
Rohit- tu ro kyu rhi h.
Jinn- kyuki hum jino ko wish puri krna hi pdta hai ye hi hamari life hai.
Rohit- thik hai fir aisa kah kar wo usko utha kar hoth se hoth mila deta hai aur hoth milte hi jinn kapne lgti hai aur aasu bahne lgta hai.
Rohit- dek kewal kiss kr ke chod dunga is liya kap mt.
Jinn- pkka nah(aankon main aasu bhar ke masumiyat se dekti hai)
Rohit- han.
Rohit waapis kiss krta hai fir wo kaap jati hai aisa hi Kai bar hua.
Rohit- tera hoth toh bahot pyare hai malai jaise lekin kap kap ke tune mja kharab kr diya..
Jinn- mujhe ye sab se dar lgta hai.
Rohit- kaisi jhaatu jinn hai teri hmsa gaand hi fati rhti hai.
Jinn- maina abhi bachi hun 2000 sal ki hun main.
Rohit- bhosdachodi ye kam gai.
Jinn- ye kya hota hai.
Rohit- iska mtlb iska mltb bahot sunder hota hai waise main puch rha tha ye kam hai kya.
Jinn- jinn ek tarah se amar hote hai wo marte ni kaid kiya jate hai lekin jo acha hota hai unhe ajad rhne diya jata hai jab koi jinnn buri raahon main nikal jata h tb hi wo kaid kiya jata hai.
Rohit- bsdk yha mera chutiayapa lode se ni sulaj rha tera kya main lund smjhunga.
Rohit- meri dusri iccha hai tu ajaad ho ja.
Jinn- are lekin itni jaldi kya thi abhi mujhe bat krni thi.
Rohit- ja aaj se ajaad.
Wo kuch kahti uske phle aasmaan main ek cheez aayi jo has rhi thi aur kah rhi thi
Main hunnnn jino ka goddddd ha ha ha ha.
Rohit- ye dek kar toh meri gand hi fati thi lekin jinn ki gand fat ke chauraha ho gai thi.
Rohit- arre gand mari tu kyu dar rhi htu bhi toh jinn hai.
Jinn- m m m m
Rohit- muh main loda fas gya tu rhne de tera bas ki ni h bolna.
Rohit- kon ho tum aur hath aisa kya aage kar rakha h gand dega kya tum mujhe.
Rohit ki itna bat sunkar jinn piche se kapne lagi aur Rohit ke pakd ke aur jor se kap rhi thi.
Black male jinn- bache ye jinn aisa ni ajaad hogi jinn ki ajaadi carore saal bad hoti hai lekin tu is jinn ko ajaad karana chahta hai toh tujhe iske sath shaadi krni pdegi jinn aur insaan ki shaadi hm jino main kabul hai.
Black jinn- lekin iske liya tujhe blood ritual krna pdega uske sth ye shaadi aisa hi hogi fir ye ajaad ho jaygi aur tera sth rhegii.
Rohit- toh thik h kr do aur achi si skal banao darwa kyu rha ho.
Black jinn- ritual krne ke bad tum amar toh ho jaoge lekin ha ha ha ha.
Rohit- ye ajaad ho jaygi meri har icha puri kregii.
Black jinn- han
Rohit- toh kr do jaldi se.
Lekin wo lady jinn jaise kuch kahna chah rhi thi lekin uski gand fatna bnd ho tb toh kuch bole.
Fir us kalu ne bdi ajeeb se kuch rasmaina ki bahen ke lode ne meri hath ki nas kat ke khoon usko chatne ko bola wo chaati toh bahen ki lodi ki aankh laal ho gai.
Rohit- mera loda chusa ni ja rha tha khoon chus le rhi h tu.
Black jinn- tu darta ni h kya.
Rohit- mujhe apse kuch puchne hai.
Black Jinn- kya bol
Rohit- tm itna bda ho tmra loda toh aur bda hoga nahbaba chodna main mja hi aa jata hoga kyu.
Black jinn- afisha apne pati ko lekar bhaag ja yaha se Verna acha ni hoga..
Rohit- ye afisha hai.
Black Jinn- ha
Rohit - ab chut degi nah ye
Rohit aage kuch bolta lekin uske phle hi afisha usko lekar gayab ho gai.
Black jinn bhi waha se gayab ho gya..

Bahot khoob shaandar update bhaiUpdate 10
Rohit- yarr Avni kitni soft thi yrr meri Avni ko chune waala wo bahen ka loda kon tha.
Rohit Vishal ko call krta hai aur ali ko bhi call krta hai dono milne ke liya bulata hai.
Vishal- oh teri bahen chod car le liya nayi kya baat hai guru
Ali- bhai sun nah.
Rohit- kya hai be
Ali- gaand de de bhai
Rohit- bhak lodu ab se hm dono bhi collage chalnge aur ye final decision hai.
Vishal- Abe ohh lodu ek toh meri di jaya din bhar meri gand mare rhti hai upar se tu alg natak kar rha hai main ni chalne wala.
Ali- Abe oh lodu kiski chut marna chah rha hai be tu
Rohit- aisi bat ni hai yar padai bhi jaurui hai hm log padenga ni toh gyaan kaha se aayga.
Vishal- tujhe gyan ni bhosda chahaiya lodu chutiya kisi aur ko banana smjha.
Ali- bhai meri bhi setting karwa de yrr single hi maroge kya tum dono
Ali- wo sb toh thik hai bsdk ye bta kisko pel ke aaya hai tu Khan baba bta rha tha tune kisi ko pel diya.
Vishal- aur ye bandi ka kya chakker hai be kon si bndi afisha.
Rohit- ni Avni ka matter tha.
Ali- saale ko niptaya kyu ni teri pistol gaand marane ke liya thi kya tu bol toh apne admi log ko bhej de kya.
Vishal- tum dono apna dimag thanda rakho abhi kuch mt kro dekho phle hi hm sb ka matter ho rakha hai sanjeev ke sth college chalta hai aur waha dekta hai whi pe iska bhi insab kiya jayga atul aur Anamika ka.
Ali- ye bhi thik hai abhi kya kiya jaye.
Rohit- mera mail pe aaj ka pura business details bhej dena main profit margin waigra nikal lunga.
Vishal- tujhe bhej dega abhi khi ghumne chalte hai.
Ali- bhai ruk main car park kar ke aaya.
Ali car ghar par lga diya aur raaste main Vishal ne usko car main le kar tafri karne chal pade.
Ali- kya bat hai Vishal bahot paresan lagta hai aaj kal
Vishal- meri di yar pta ni kya bat hai din bhar ukdi rhti hai.
Rohit- saaf saaf bta nah kya bat hai.
Vishal- tu apni di se pta kar nah kya bat hai.
Rohit- Abe unko khud kuch ni pta wo boli tmse bat karu main.
Vishal- past kuch dino se roti hai aur mera ko pelti hai bs yhi kam hai uska aur kuch ni krti.
Vishal- kuch kro nah tum dono.
Ali- Rohit tu apni dusri bandi se pta kar.
Vishal- rohit ki dusri bandi.
Ali- Abe chutiya Avni aur kon
Vishal- ki aankhon chamak gai.
Vishal- bhai wo teri gf hai lekin afisha.
Ali- tu chup kar na.
Rohit- Abe wo meri gf thodi hai meri didi ko pta chal gya toh wo meri gand mar legi smjha.
Ali- pda toh tu uske piche bhi h.
Rohit- wo wo wo toh bs aisa hi.
Ali- bhai teri didi set ho jaye toh batana meri bhi Sadia fir pat jaygii kitna bhi kosis kr leta hun didi bhaav ni deti.
Vishal-chal ab rat kafi ho gai hai ghar par chalta hai waise bhi di gussa karegi.
Ali car se utar gya Vishal ne Rohit se bola
Vishal- bhai sun
Rohit- han bol nah
Vishal- ni kuxh ni bs aaisa hi.
Fir Rohit afisha ke sth masti krta hai aur ghum kar ghar waapis aa jata hai...
Ghar kar wo seedha room main jaata hai khana khata hai.
Rohit- arre yar main toh mom ko batana hi bhul gya car ke bare main yhi soch kar wo seedha mom ke room main jata hai.
Rohit room ka darwaza khol ke ander jata hai toh dekta hai uski ma sofe par lat ke.
Rohit- jaanvi ko dek kar ke chup chaap ander jata hai aur gate bnd kr deta hai aur jaanvi ke upar lat jata hai.
Jaanvi- niii rohittt niii tu aisa ni kar skta nii rohittt main jeeta jee mar jaungi rohittt niii
Rohit- I love you mom roj roj apko aisa drd main ni dek skta main papi ban skta hun lekin meri ma ki khusi jada imp hai
Aisa kah kar Rohit jaanvi ko chodna shuru kr deta hai.
Jaanvi-aaaaaaahh niiii aaaaaaah nhiii betaaaaaa mattt karrrr aaaissaaaa abhii bhii aaaaah mammmy mat karrr aaaaaaaah ummmmmmmm mar jaungi main jeta jeee aaaaahhhhhhh.
Rohit- aap bahot pyare ho mom lekin ab bahot ho gya aab se aap bilkul ni tarsoge
Aisa kah kar Rohit unko leta kar khud baith kar chodna shuru kar deta hai.

Jaanvi- aaaaaaahh maaaaa ummmmmmm nniiii niii betaaaa tu hat jaa abhi bhiii sb thik aaaah ohhhh goddddd nooooo plsss beta maan jaa.
Jaanvi ab jhadne lgti hai toh Rohit ko ks ke jakad leti hai aur kahti hai

Jaanvi- aaaaaha rohittt betaaaa tune bar bad kr diya apni maa ko khi ka ni choda aisa kahte hua rote hua wo pani chod deti hai.
Aur rohit bhi apna paani jaanvi ke ander hi nichod deta hai.
Jaanvi- buja li apni hawas ki Aag yaa kuch baki hai beta.
Jaanvi- tu hwas ki aag main itna anda ho gya ki tune apni hi ma ko ni pahchan paaya.
Rohit- han hun main darinda ni dek paaya apni ma ko roj roj aisa tadpate hua tb socha duniya ke sab pap ko sah skta hun Lekin apni ma ko khusi de sku isliya jo shi lga wo kiya aisa kah kar wo chup chaap room se nikal gya.
Rohit- car ki key laaya tha taaki aapko ghumane le chal sku wo dikana jiska kbhi sapna dekha tha aisa kah kar wo key ko fek deta hai aur chal padta hai apne room main.
Rohit jaisa hi apne room main aata hai afisha usko pakad leti hai.
Afisha-shhhh bilkul chup I love you mera hubby tum duniua ke best hubby ho aur hmsa rhoge chup.
Aur usko apni bahon main samet leti hai aur usko apni seena se lga leti hai aur chup chaap sula deti hai aur dono so jata hai.
Afisha- pagal ho pura tum usko sota hua dek kar usko piche se hug kr leti hai

