Update-531(Power)
531
Main Abeer Chang or Claire ko kaam sonpke Jack or Ami k sath airport k liye nikala raaste mein Jatin ko call kiya maine..
Jatin-Ji bhai..
Main- Delhi airport pohanch toh akela.... Gaadi le aana Rajnish waali fortuner..
Jatin- Ji bhai..
Call disconnected..
Ami-Kya karne waale ho boss??
Main-Wait and watch Ami wait and watch...
Humlog Dopehar 2:30 baje Delhi Land hue and wahaan Jatin humaara wait kar raha tha already..
Main- Ye address par chal..
Humlog nikale wahaan se and ek industrial type area mein pohanchey jahaan bahot saari factories and warehouses etc they..
Jatin-Kahaan le aaye bhai yahaan toh koi banda he nahi dikh raha..
Main-Issiliye aaye hain...
Humlog ek bahot bade warehouse k bahaar pohanchey gaadi bahaar he roukki or humlog gaadi se uttare toh andar se ek banda bahaar aaya jiska face fully covered tha mask se.. Woh aake mere saamne jukha..
Main-You must be T??
T-Yes boss.. Please come in..
Woh humein leke side waale chote gate se andar pohancha toh andar woh warehouse pura khaali tha bus bichon bich ek bahot bada saa area tha jisme kuch samaan rakha tha or usko uppar se ek bahot bade black cover se dhakk rakha tha..
T-Here it is boss..
Jatin-Ye kya hai bhai??
Main- Cover hataao pata chal jaaega.
Ab woh cover itana bada tha ki Ami Jack T or Jatin ne harr side se pakkada or fir pura dum lagaake khincha tab woh cover hata or jab woh cover hata toh Jack Ami or Jatin ki toh gand fatt gayi.. Jatin toh bhenchod niche girr gaya uppar dekhte dekhte like literally chakkar khaake girr gaya..
Main-So ladies and gentlemen ye hai sarkaar banaane ka sabse important tool.. This here is almost 4500 Crore Rupees ...
T- 4700 Crore boss.. Khan ka cut yahin hai...
Main- So 4700 Crore..
Jatin-4.... 4700..Crore...bhai..
Main-Toh tujhe kya laga tha sarkaar aise he ban jaaegi..
Jatin-Iski bhen ki.. Bhai.. Aisa toh kabhi movies mein bhi nahi dekha tha..
Jack-For real bhai.. Holy Shit..
Jatin- Bhai aapne woh 300 crore diye they naa wahi dekh k mujhe kai din nind nahi aai thi ye toh uska 15-16 gunna hai...
Main-Abe haan woh 300 crore 250 mein safedd hogaye they toh woh 250 Crore kahaan hain...
Jatin-Woh Chang k orders par gayab kar diye they bhai..
Main- Good unki jarurat padegi..
Jatin- Ok bhai..
Main-Abe paison ko ghurrna bandh kar apna he hai.. Yaa laalach aaraha hai..
Jatin- kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapse uppar thodi hai paisa fir bhi pehli baar aisa kuch dekha hai toh yahi hoga..
Main- Ab Sun Jatin Or Jack dono jaao cash le jaao mujhe 2 trucks caahiye with container 15 Ton se jyaada ki storage capacity waale yahin piche Transport area hai wahaan mill jaaenge all cash mein khareedo black mein.. Bech denge wohlog puraana jo padde honge.. Bus aaj aaj kaam nikaal dey.. Or ek forklift bhi..
Jatin- Forklift kiss liye bhai??
Main- Bhosdk 750 Crore Odisha k or 600 Crore Bengal k total 1350 Crore Rupaye hogaye jinka weight hua 31 Metric Ton orr 31000 Kilogram toh itana paisa hath se thodi uthaaega be forklift caahiye hogi load karne k liye..
Jatin-Iski maa kaa... Fuckkk...
Main-T Tabtak tu ek rough idea lagaa le 750 Crore kahaan takk honge or 600 crore ...
T-Rough nahi boss aise rakha hai ki almost exact idea lag jaaega 25-30 lakh uppar niche bus..
Main-Perfect..
Jatin- Perfect?? 30 lakh rupaye jyaada diye toh perfect bhai?? Ye konsa perfect hua.. 30 Laakhhhh..
Main-Tu bhosdk chillar naa ginn jaldi se trucks or forklift leke aa paise uthaa yahaan se... Ami lets go..
Main or Ami Jatin ki fortuner mein nikale..
Ami-Andar cool ban rahi thi boss main but seriously... 4700 fucking crore rupees.. 4700???? Holy shit.. Kaise??
Main- I don't know 3.0 jaane..
Ami-Or aapko pata nahi karna..
Main-Not really 3.0 ne promise kiya hai paisa india se bahaar se aaya hai or kissi innocent ka nahi hai..
Ami-And you belive him??!
Main- Of course usse juth bolne ki jarurat nahi hai Ami mujhe.. Or agar juth bhi hai toh ye paisa meri family ko safe rakhne mein kaam aaraha hai so I don't give a fuck..
Ami-True but itana paisa is crazzyyyyyy..
Main-Yep..
Ami-Hum kahaan jaa rahe hain??
Main- Ministry of Home Affairs.. I mean India k Home Minister k office mein..
Ami- Bata detey boss itane bade aadmi se milna hai, ready ho jaati..
Main-Rehndey... Sun ek bouquet lele toh... Woh saamne se.. Aise lagna caahiye formal visit hai..
Ami ne ek bouquet liya and humlog pohanchey ministry mein checking etc k baad humlog Balwan uncle k block ki side aaye lekin block mein entry se pehle he gate par humein roukk liya gaya security forces dawaara..
Security 1- Sir yahaan se aage invite only allowed hain.. Bina invite ya appointment nahi jaa shakte..
Main- Bhai jaanta hai tu mujhe?? Kon hun main??
Security- Yes sir.. Ache se.. But unfortunately I can't let you go through...
Maine ab Uncle k PA ko call lagaya lekin call pick nahi hua..
Main-Andar jaake bol dey bhai AP aaya hai phone nahi utha rahe mera..
Security-Sorry sir that's against the protocol..
Main-Tere senior ko he bol dey..
"Kya bolna hai humein?? "
Main-Hii.. Aapki taareef??
Security- Additional Secretary.. Head of The Wing..
Main-Oh IAS sir.. Actually mujhe milna hai Balwan Sir se.. Thodi misunderstandings hain ... Please clear kijiye..
IAS- Unfortunately Mr AP rules are rules.. Obviously aapko rules follow karna passand nahi hai but humein karna padta hai..
Main- Hmm teri tone mein nafrat najar aa rahi hai.. Maine kabhi kuch kiya hai kya tereko?? Yaa maybe meri family waalon ne kiya hoga.. But jo bhi hai dekho mera phone nahi lag raha abhi baat hui thi meri PA se.. Aap jaake pucho toh unse..
IAs-Im sorry.. You can wait here or leave aise andar nahi jaane de shakte hum aapko..
Main-Wait karne ka time nahi hai bhai..
IAS- Then you are free to leave.. Gate uss taraf hai..
Main- Ufff... Ufff.. Ufff... Ye arrogance... Shit...
Maine firse phone try kiya or thankfully iss baar utha liya Sharma ji ne..
Main-Sharma ji.. Aise kon karta hai.. Yahaan block k bahaar khadda hun main.. Kabse..
Sharma- I'm Sorry Beta.. Aata hun..
Call disconnected..
Main- Itana bada officer hoke khunnas khaata hai.. Kya hoga desh ka..
IAS-Power dikhaana jaruri hota hai... Warna tum jaise corrupt log samjhte nahi...
Main-Power haan?? Hahaha... Tu powerful hai.. I'll show you power..
Ab Sharma ji aaye saamne se..
Sharma- Sorry AP.. Sir ne bula liya tha phone silent tha.. Come on..
Main-Naa.. Ab ruth gaya main.. Uncle ko bolo AP bahaar wait kar raha hai aake welcome karo.. Pehli baar aaya hun khud receive karne nahi aaenge toh main jaata hun..
Sharma- Arrey mere baap meeting mein hain sir..
Main- I don't care..
Sharma- Jidd naa kiya kar tu yaar..
Main- Nope..
Sharma- 10 minutes rukk Jaa fir meeting over hotey he aarahe hain..
Main- 2 minutes... Yaa main jaa raha hun fir..
Sharma- Tu gaya toh jutte padenge mujhe.. Samjha kar important meeting hai...
Main- Toh fir meeting karlene do main fir kabhi aata hun.. Ok.. Ye bouquet dedena..
Sharma- Arrey rukk Jaa rukk Jaa.. Bolta hun.. Dhakke se kaam karwata hai tu..
Sharma ji gaye wahaan se or kuch he seconds baad saamne se Balwan uncle aate dikhe mujhe..
Main-Oye IAS .. Ye dekh.. Ye hoti hai power .Pure Unadulterated Power... Bhosdk ijjat de raha tha tujhe woh toh hajam hui nahi... Jiske jutte saaf karta haina tu woh mera aadmi hai..
Ami- Budha hai boss.. Dimag satak gaya hoga..
Ab Balwan Uncle k aate he un sabne salute kiya unhe.. Maine unke pair chuwe or galle milla..
Balwan- Ab iss ummar mein uppar niche chakkar katwaaega mere..
Main-Jaruri hai exercise hojaati hai..
Balwan- Haan Haan pata hai.. Kisne kya bola inmein se?? Ussi ko dikhaane k liye kiya hoga ye tune..
Main- Aap bahot ache se jaante ho mujhe... Ye IAS aapka.. Ye batao aap IAS ko thappad maarne par bail kitane din mein hoti hai..
Balwan-Chupp hojaa.... Aaja.. Sunlo bhai sab ,ye banda caahe hath mein bomb leke aaye naa toh bhi seedha aane diya karo isko warna hath pair tudwa loge..
Main-Ji.. Power... Bolo.. Power..
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