Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Mucchad]

Mst update bro

 

[Naik]

Update-478(3.0's Task) ​

478


Ab humlog aaram se guffa mein baithe they ki mujhe ek jhatka laga or sir mein bhayanak dard hua maano kissi ne piche hathoda maara ho or ek he second mein sab firse normal hogaya.. What the fuck..?? Ye kya hua bc??ye nayi bakchodi..
Bhenchod ye toh,ye toh...Noo.. Noo.. Fuck noo bhenchod... Hell No.. Madarchod..


Maine turant phone lagaya lekin phone uthaaya nahi saamne waale ne..


Fuckkkk.. Fuckkk..


Main turant he khadda hua..


Main- Oye chaabi dey.. Main ghar jaa raha hun..


Sam-Abe kya karega ghar??


Ravi-Kuch bhi kar bhai gaadi naa le jaa kal badi muskill se aae uber mein..


Sam-Haan bc.. Jaa..


Main-Chaabi dey naa bhosdk..


Maine thoda loudly kaha toh Sam ne second hone se pehle chaabi di mujhe.. Or main jaldi se Guffa se bahaar nikala or bahaar nikalte time jaldbaaji mein main saamne ek bande se takraaya ye Digvijay ka he banda tha, infact Deputy President tha ye College ka ..Woh Riya Ashish Ajit Abhi wagairaah ko samjha raha tha sab..


"Sorry"


Uska sorry late hogaya kyunki maine Takraatey he maara usko seedha dhakka dono hathon se woh bhi bhayanak dhakka, dhakka lagte he woh piche chair k uppar jaake girra ..


Main-Get the fuck off me..


Ye bolke main aage badh gaya or saari Canteen piche se mujhe ghurrti rahi..


"Sorry bola toh hawa kya bana raha hai! "


Ab ye usne bola toh tha sablogon k saamne cool banane k liye lekin mera mood naa tha ye sunaney ka bilkul bhi nahi.. Main rukka piche mudda usko ghurra or fir uski taraf waapis badha toh uski fatti gand ab uske sathiyon ne bichmein aane ka socha bhi nahi udhar se Sam Ravi or Rohit awaaj sunke bahaar aachuke they. Riya bhi wahin thi lekin mujhe farak nahi padda uss time.. Or Maine uske saamne aatey he maara uske munh par bhayanak punch jisse lagte he woh niche girra...


Sam-AP nahi.. Oyeee.. Rukk jaa..


Idhar maine wahaan rakhi chair uthaai Or usko faink k maari jo jyaada nahi lagi usko.. Or fir Sam aagaya mere saamne..


Main-Abhi nahi bani hai hawa ,hawa bananey dey iski..


Sam-Koi naa be.. Koi naa.. Main hun naa..


Main-Side hojaa..


Ravi-Main maar dunga tere naam k..


Rohit-Yeah we got you.. Tu jaa..


Lekin tabhi baja mera phone or screen dekh k finally mujhe sans aaya.. Maine wahaan table se ek plate uthaake orr maari usko faink k Or fir phone uthaake waapis nikala..


Main-Where the fuck were you??


Ab saamne se Snow ki awaaj aai..


Snow-Sorry boss meeting mein thi..


Main-Niharika di se baat karwa toh..


Snow-Marwa he doge kya boss harr baar.. Kyun rules tudwa rahe ho..


Main-60 seconds hain tere pass.. Phone k andar se kaleja nikaal lunga bata raha hun..


Snow-30 seconds mein karwaati hun boss..


Call disconnected..


Riya-AP.. Kya hua??


Main piche mudda toh Riya khaddi thi..


Main-Nothing nothing..


Riya-Theek ho tum??


Main-Yeah.. Yeah..


Riya-Fir andar kya hua?? Ekdum se itana gussa?? Andar aaye tabtoh kitane khuss they..


Main-Baadmein bataaunga..


Riya-Tum theek toh ho na??


Main- Yeah yeah.. Just some work related frustrations..


Itani derr mein mera phone fir baja jo Snow ka tha..


Main-I gotta go aata hun baadmein..


Ye bolke maine Riya k jawaab ka wait he nahi kiya or nikal gaya aage or phone uthaaya..


Niharika-AP kya hua??


Main-Kya nahi hua Di, I'm fucked again.. Abhi mera mind off hua tha or wahi pain and shock laga ek second k liye mujhe.. Ye 2.0 k aane k symptoms hain di. I mean abhi toh 3.0 gaya hai meri aisi taisi hui paddi hai , mere sareer ka harr part pain mein hai or finally rest aaya tha life mein finally kuch acha hone laga tha finally main apni family k sath time spend kar paa raha tha.. Or ab ye?? Ye kya baat hui di..


Niharika-Relax. Relax AP sans lele.. Ok. Listen.. Ye tum teeno ki deal hui uska part hai..


Main-Hum teeno ki konsi deal???


Niharika-3. 0 ne bataaya tha mujhe ki usne 2.0 ko koi bahot jyaada jaruri kaam sonpa hai or uss discussion mein tum teeno he shaamil they..


Main-kaam?? Ohh.. Plane mein yeah.. Usne sonpa toh tha ..


Niharika-Ok toh woh kaam k liye usne kaha tha ki ab obviously woh khud toh aa nahi shakta toh 2.0 ko uska ye kaam karna padega or uske liye jab bhi woh bolega 2.0 ko bahaar aana padega..


Main-Aji Haan.. Ussi ki chali fir toh. Mujhe over he kardo fir wohi dono khelte rahenge .. Main ek kaam karta hun medicine leleta hun bahaar he nahi aane dunga usko..Abhi woh bahaar aaya toh meri already broken body khatam he ho jaaegi Di..


Niharika-Yeah ye toh hai.. Mujhe nahi pata tha itana jaldi aana hoga 2.0 ko. Abhi toh tu recover bhi nahi hua hai.. Ye toh galat ho jaaega..


Main-Wahi toh. Kuch meds batao aap mujhe yaa bhej do..


"Stop it.. Rukk jaaa"


Main ye awaaj sunke chownka kyunki ye awaaj mere andar se he aai thi.. Fuckk.. Ye toh 2.0 ki awaaj thi..


"Phone cut kar.. Main batata hun sab tujhe "


Main-Di karta hun call Main aapko wait a minute..


Call disconnected..


Main-Kya hua bhosdk..


"Yahaan Nahi gaadi mein baith"


Main turant parking mein aaya or gaadi mein baith gaya..


Main-Jaldi se bata kya chal raha hai warna abhi meds lelunga main..


2.0 -Bhosdk Meds se kuch din roukk lega mereko?? Fir kya?? Baadmein mere jaane k baad wahi meds teri gand maarengi.. Chutiye bina soche samjhe kuch bhi naa kiya kar.. Sunle baat.. So jaise Niharika di ne bataaya wahi hai 3.0 ne mujhe ek kaam sonpa hai jo mujhe karna hai..


Main-Haan toh mujhe kya matlab uss kaam se. Abe 3.0 ka nokar hai kya tu bhosdk.. Jo, jo woh bolega woh tu karega..


2.0 -Filhal k liye haan.. Maine uske sath game khela tha lekin usne pakkad liya, main he chutiya tha jo socha ki woh pakkad nahi paaega.. But ab game mein fansa toh usne bola ye kaam karna padega or nahi kiya toh woh mujhe permanently erase karke khudmein mila lega..


Main-Ok again. Mujhe kya matlab?? Mujhe erase nahi kar shakta woh I'm the original one..


2.0-Haan toh bhosdk main chala jaaunga aage chalke usase akela deal karlega ?? Teri gand faad dega woh fir kya karega?? Fir kiske pass jaega dalle?? Itana cool naa bann bhosdk.. Kaam toh karna padega samjha..


Main-Abe tum apni bakchodi mein meri gand maar dete ho uska kya.. Ab tum dono ka kya chal raha hai ussase mujhe kya matlab?


2.0-Tujhe kya matlab?? Bhosdk humari family ka sawaal hai..


Main-What??


2.0-Yeah .. Woh task nahi hua toh puri family musibatt mein fansegi.. Ye jo indian politics mein itana sab chal raha haina usko theek karne ka task hai or woh theek nahi hua toh Deva bhai will be over and unke sath sath everything will be over.. Kasam se I'm not lying..


Main-Sab bata mujhe..


2.0 -Abhi details nahi hai mere pass, time aane par he dega details woh. Lekin ye sab jo chal raha haina politics mein woh sab apne liye he kar rahe hain wohlog. Yaani Deva bhai k sath game khel rahe hain wohlog Or agar woh ye game jeet gaye naa toh hum sab khatam..


Main-Fuckkk..


2.0-Yeah issliye hum dono ko he karna padega ye task.. Lekin chinta ki koi baat nahi hai main aaunga nahi main bus guide karunga tujhe andar se.. Dekh 3.0 se mujhe instructions milenge Or main woh instructions tujhe forward kardunga.. Karna sab tujhe he hai. I know Tu weak hai or main aagaya toh tu seh nahi paaega so mere aane ki jarurat he nahi hai..bus main aise baitha hun or yahin se tujhe batata rahunga.. Abhi kuch karna bhi nahi haibe abhi time hai main toh bus check kar raha tha ki main aise aa shakta hun yaa nahi.. Tu rest continue kar abhi.. Apni normal life enjoy kar bus mujhe roukane k liye koi bakchodi matt karna kyunki 3.0 ko delays passand nahi hain.. Bus trust me ye sab main hum sab k benefits k liye he kar raha hun.. Or kissi ko kuch nahi hoga tujhe pata hai 3.0 k plans kaise hotey hain.. Ye test hai humaari family k liye ek baar iss test ko paar kar lenge toh humein kabhi tension nahi leni padegi family ki.


Main-Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. Ok..


2.0-Thanks..chalta hun main jaldi recover ho jaldi..


Main-I will..


Continued..

Yeh dhamake daar update tha
Woh bechara Banda agar beech ma takrata tow usko naak waak na toot ti
3.0 kab kia Karwa de Kisi ko Kuch pata nahi
AP yaha Kitna Khush tha or beech me 2.0 ka lakar saari Khushi bang ker di
Politics saali Badi kachra cheez h
2.0;3.0 ke hisab se yeh Kam nahi huwa tow poori family ko khatra h
Ab 3.0 2.0 ko kia batata h or 2.0 AP ko batayega or fir AP kaise sab sahi karta h
Badhiya shaandar update

 

[Silent lover]

Ab hoga na bhukaal jab milenge 3 ek saath wait he us twister update ka jab dimag ghum jayega sab ka

 

[Talha Sajjawal]

Superb update bro.
Par AP bro ek request hai apse k please agar
possible ho to minimum 2 updates day dia karo
yaar ek update ka toh pata hi nahi chalta kab khatam
hojata hai. Please dont mind bus ik request thi agar
possible ho to it will be amazing.

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-478(3.0's Task) ​

478


Ab humlog aaram se guffa mein baithe they ki mujhe ek jhatka laga or sir mein bhayanak dard hua maano kissi ne piche hathoda maara ho or ek he second mein sab firse normal hogaya.. What the fuck..?? Ye kya hua bc??ye nayi bakchodi..
Bhenchod ye toh,ye toh...Noo.. Noo.. Fuck noo bhenchod... Hell No.. Madarchod..


Maine turant phone lagaya lekin phone uthaaya nahi saamne waale ne..


Fuckkkk.. Fuckkk..


Main turant he khadda hua..


Main- Oye chaabi dey.. Main ghar jaa raha hun..


Sam-Abe kya karega ghar??


Ravi-Kuch bhi kar bhai gaadi naa le jaa kal badi muskill se aae uber mein..


Sam-Haan bc.. Jaa..


Main-Chaabi dey naa bhosdk..


Maine thoda loudly kaha toh Sam ne second hone se pehle chaabi di mujhe.. Or main jaldi se Guffa se bahaar nikala or bahaar nikalte time jaldbaaji mein main saamne ek bande se takraaya ye Digvijay ka he banda tha, infact Deputy President tha ye College ka ..Woh Riya Ashish Ajit Abhi wagairaah ko samjha raha tha sab..


"Sorry"


Uska sorry late hogaya kyunki maine Takraatey he maara usko seedha dhakka dono hathon se woh bhi bhayanak dhakka, dhakka lagte he woh piche chair k uppar jaake girra ..


Main-Get the fuck off me..


Ye bolke main aage badh gaya or saari Canteen piche se mujhe ghurrti rahi..


"Sorry bola toh hawa kya bana raha hai! "


Ab ye usne bola toh tha sablogon k saamne cool banane k liye lekin mera mood naa tha ye sunaney ka bilkul bhi nahi.. Main rukka piche mudda usko ghurra or fir uski taraf waapis badha toh uski fatti gand ab uske sathiyon ne bichmein aane ka socha bhi nahi udhar se Sam Ravi or Rohit awaaj sunke bahaar aachuke they. Riya bhi wahin thi lekin mujhe farak nahi padda uss time.. Or Maine uske saamne aatey he maara uske munh par bhayanak punch jisse lagte he woh niche girra...


Sam-AP nahi.. Oyeee.. Rukk jaa..


Idhar maine wahaan rakhi chair uthaai Or usko faink k maari jo jyaada nahi lagi usko.. Or fir Sam aagaya mere saamne..


Main-Abhi nahi bani hai hawa ,hawa bananey dey iski..


Sam-Koi naa be.. Koi naa.. Main hun naa..


Main-Side hojaa..


Ravi-Main maar dunga tere naam k..


Rohit-Yeah we got you.. Tu jaa..


Lekin tabhi baja mera phone or screen dekh k finally mujhe sans aaya.. Maine wahaan table se ek plate uthaake orr maari usko faink k Or fir phone uthaake waapis nikala..


Main-Where the fuck were you??


Ab saamne se Snow ki awaaj aai..


Snow-Sorry boss meeting mein thi..


Main-Niharika di se baat karwa toh..


Snow-Marwa he doge kya boss harr baar.. Kyun rules tudwa rahe ho..


Main-60 seconds hain tere pass.. Phone k andar se kaleja nikaal lunga bata raha hun..


Snow-30 seconds mein karwaati hun boss..


Call disconnected..


Riya-AP.. Kya hua??


Main piche mudda toh Riya khaddi thi..


Main-Nothing nothing..


Riya-Theek ho tum??


Main-Yeah.. Yeah..


Riya-Fir andar kya hua?? Ekdum se itana gussa?? Andar aaye tabtoh kitane khuss they..


Main-Baadmein bataaunga..


Riya-Tum theek toh ho na??


Main- Yeah yeah.. Just some work related frustrations..


Itani derr mein mera phone fir baja jo Snow ka tha..


Main-I gotta go aata hun baadmein..


Ye bolke maine Riya k jawaab ka wait he nahi kiya or nikal gaya aage or phone uthaaya..


Niharika-AP kya hua??


Main-Kya nahi hua Di, I'm fucked again.. Abhi mera mind off hua tha or wahi pain and shock laga ek second k liye mujhe.. Ye 2.0 k aane k symptoms hain di. I mean abhi toh 3.0 gaya hai meri aisi taisi hui paddi hai , mere sareer ka harr part pain mein hai or finally rest aaya tha life mein finally kuch acha hone laga tha finally main apni family k sath time spend kar paa raha tha.. Or ab ye?? Ye kya baat hui di..


Niharika-Relax. Relax AP sans lele.. Ok. Listen.. Ye tum teeno ki deal hui uska part hai..


Main-Hum teeno ki konsi deal???


Niharika-3. 0 ne bataaya tha mujhe ki usne 2.0 ko koi bahot jyaada jaruri kaam sonpa hai or uss discussion mein tum teeno he shaamil they..


Main-kaam?? Ohh.. Plane mein yeah.. Usne sonpa toh tha ..


Niharika-Ok toh woh kaam k liye usne kaha tha ki ab obviously woh khud toh aa nahi shakta toh 2.0 ko uska ye kaam karna padega or uske liye jab bhi woh bolega 2.0 ko bahaar aana padega..


Main-Aji Haan.. Ussi ki chali fir toh. Mujhe over he kardo fir wohi dono khelte rahenge .. Main ek kaam karta hun medicine leleta hun bahaar he nahi aane dunga usko..Abhi woh bahaar aaya toh meri already broken body khatam he ho jaaegi Di..


Niharika-Yeah ye toh hai.. Mujhe nahi pata tha itana jaldi aana hoga 2.0 ko. Abhi toh tu recover bhi nahi hua hai.. Ye toh galat ho jaaega..


Main-Wahi toh. Kuch meds batao aap mujhe yaa bhej do..


"Stop it.. Rukk jaaa"


Main ye awaaj sunke chownka kyunki ye awaaj mere andar se he aai thi.. Fuckk.. Ye toh 2.0 ki awaaj thi..


"Phone cut kar.. Main batata hun sab tujhe "


Main-Di karta hun call Main aapko wait a minute..


Call disconnected..


Main-Kya hua bhosdk..


"Yahaan Nahi gaadi mein baith"


Main turant parking mein aaya or gaadi mein baith gaya..


Main-Jaldi se bata kya chal raha hai warna abhi meds lelunga main..


2.0 -Bhosdk Meds se kuch din roukk lega mereko?? Fir kya?? Baadmein mere jaane k baad wahi meds teri gand maarengi.. Chutiye bina soche samjhe kuch bhi naa kiya kar.. Sunle baat.. So jaise Niharika di ne bataaya wahi hai 3.0 ne mujhe ek kaam sonpa hai jo mujhe karna hai..


Main-Haan toh mujhe kya matlab uss kaam se. Abe 3.0 ka nokar hai kya tu bhosdk.. Jo, jo woh bolega woh tu karega..


2.0 -Filhal k liye haan.. Maine uske sath game khela tha lekin usne pakkad liya, main he chutiya tha jo socha ki woh pakkad nahi paaega.. But ab game mein fansa toh usne bola ye kaam karna padega or nahi kiya toh woh mujhe permanently erase karke khudmein mila lega..


Main-Ok again. Mujhe kya matlab?? Mujhe erase nahi kar shakta woh I'm the original one..


2.0-Haan toh bhosdk main chala jaaunga aage chalke usase akela deal karlega ?? Teri gand faad dega woh fir kya karega?? Fir kiske pass jaega dalle?? Itana cool naa bann bhosdk.. Kaam toh karna padega samjha..


Main-Abe tum apni bakchodi mein meri gand maar dete ho uska kya.. Ab tum dono ka kya chal raha hai ussase mujhe kya matlab?


2.0-Tujhe kya matlab?? Bhosdk humari family ka sawaal hai..


Main-What??


2.0-Yeah .. Woh task nahi hua toh puri family musibatt mein fansegi.. Ye jo indian politics mein itana sab chal raha haina usko theek karne ka task hai or woh theek nahi hua toh Deva bhai will be over and unke sath sath everything will be over.. Kasam se I'm not lying..


Main-Sab bata mujhe..


2.0 -Abhi details nahi hai mere pass, time aane par he dega details woh. Lekin ye sab jo chal raha haina politics mein woh sab apne liye he kar rahe hain wohlog. Yaani Deva bhai k sath game khel rahe hain wohlog Or agar woh ye game jeet gaye naa toh hum sab khatam..


Main-Fuckkk..


2.0-Yeah issliye hum dono ko he karna padega ye task.. Lekin chinta ki koi baat nahi hai main aaunga nahi main bus guide karunga tujhe andar se.. Dekh 3.0 se mujhe instructions milenge Or main woh instructions tujhe forward kardunga.. Karna sab tujhe he hai. I know Tu weak hai or main aagaya toh tu seh nahi paaega so mere aane ki jarurat he nahi hai..bus main aise baitha hun or yahin se tujhe batata rahunga.. Abhi kuch karna bhi nahi haibe abhi time hai main toh bus check kar raha tha ki main aise aa shakta hun yaa nahi.. Tu rest continue kar abhi.. Apni normal life enjoy kar bus mujhe roukane k liye koi bakchodi matt karna kyunki 3.0 ko delays passand nahi hain.. Bus trust me ye sab main hum sab k benefits k liye he kar raha hun.. Or kissi ko kuch nahi hoga tujhe pata hai 3.0 k plans kaise hotey hain.. Ye test hai humaari family k liye ek baar iss test ko paar kar lenge toh humein kabhi tension nahi leni padegi family ki.


Main-Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. Ok.. Ok..


2.0-Thanks..chalta hun main jaldi recover ho jaldi..


Main-I will..


Continued..

Ye to pata hi tha 5000 Crore rakhe hai 3.0 ne puri politics ko chenge karna hai use yani pura raaj India pe bethege Deva bhai raat 3.0 karega
Nice AP 316 Bhai

 

[Rajdeepchatha]

Fantastic update

 

[Sushilnkt]

अपडेट

 

[Dragon master]

Aj