Update-475(Riya-3)
475
Riya- People respect you a lot..
Main-Yeah family ne kamaai hai humaare kaam aa rahi hai. M
Riya-Aise matt bolo tumhari khudki kitani respect hai..
Main-Gharwalon jitani nahi lekin aao kya khaaogi??Mujhe bhook lagi hai..
Riya-Coffee only maine breakfast kar liya tha..
Main-Well uss hisaab se toh main 2 baar breakfast kar chuka hun subah se..
Riya-Damn..
Main-Yeah.. Kai din se theek se khaana nahi khaaya ab bahot jyaada bhook lagegi ..
Riya-Good let's go..
Ye bolke humne Rajiv k restaurant mein entry lee.
Rajiv-Oho aaj suraj kiss disha se nikala hai .. Bade sahaab khud chalke aae hain..
Main-Bc mask mein se kaise pehchan liya be?..
Rajiv- 24 saal se jaanta hun bhai ye mask kya cheej hai.. Hii Babhi ji..
Riya-Hello Bhaiya..
Rajiv-Aao aao please sit.
Main- Bhook lagi hai 2 coffee or mere liye french toast type kuch mangwaadey ..
Rajiv-Jo hukkum sir..
Main-Aa baith naa teri coffee bhi magwaale..
Rajiv-Areyy naa aaplog karo baat.. Muskil se babhi ko fansa hoga tu..
Riya-True.. Bahot muskill se..
Rajiv-Arrey mujhe pata hai Babhiji.. Lo class lo aap..
Riya-Bilkul..
Ye sunke Rajiv chala gaya..
Riya-Childhood friend??
Main-Mangal ka friend hai.. Mere khudke friends limited hain but mere ghar mein 4 bade bhai they toh unke friends bachpan se he jaante hain mujhe..
Riya-I see.. Chota hone ka yahi faayda hai..
Main-Exactly...
Ab maine khaana suru kiya iss bich Or baatein hui humaare bich , kuch khaas nahi hua bus normal baatein thi sab but i loved every bit of it bilkul bore nahi hua main.. Tabtak mera phone bhi aagaya niche se..
Riya-Hindi movie lagi hai dekhoge??
Main-Dekhta toh nahi hun main but tumhari choice hai toh dekhenge..
Riya-Yahi dhang ki hai ek..
Main-Chalte hain fir.. Oye Rajiv.. Main nikalta hun..
Rajiv-OK Bro take care. Bye Babhi..
Riya-Bye bhaiya..
Ab obviously main chuttad bollywood romantic movies nahi dekhta but Riya ka din tha aaj or usne he select ki thi movie toh mujhe koi problem nahi thi.. Khair humlog ne kuch derr wait kiya or fir movie suru hone k time humlog gaye andar..
Main-Yaad bhi nahi last time kab movie dekhne aaya tha main..
Riya-Mere sath rahoge toh aise he moujj loge..
Main-Thankyou ji..
Ab Movie Suru hui as I said romantic waahiyaat movie thi but Riya interested thi usme usne mera hath apne dono hathon se dabocha tha or mujhe bich bich mein bata rahi thi movie ki details. Halka halka bukhaar bhi aane laga tha mujhe but abhi manageable tha..
Ab interval hua or humlog finally bahaar aaye..
Main-Juth nahi bolunga agar koi mujhe 1 crore rupaye deta toh bhi naa dekhun ye movie main.
Riya-Awww! Mere liye free dekh rahe ho matlab..
Main-100%.. Kuch khaana hai??
Riya-Not really..
Main-Mujhe khaana hai..
Riya-Cool..
Main-Kitane percent GST waale popcorn lun..
Riya-Matlab??
Main-Kuch ni samjhne waale samjh gaye honge.. Main leke aata hun..
Main popcorn leke waapis andar aaya and again woh beshuri movie chaalu hui.. And finally bhenchod 3.5 ghanto k baad hall se bahaar aaye humlog..
Riya-Ending achi thi naa??
Main-No idea..
Riya-Movie nahi dekhi tumne??
Main-Naa.. Tumhe dekhne mein busy tha main.. Movie kahaan se dekhta..
Riya-Awww... So sweet..
Main-Ab bataaiye madam??
Riya-Hmmm.. Shopping karni hai??
Main-Puch rahi ho yaa bata rahi ho..
Riya-Puch rahi hu baba..
Main-Naa.. Mujhe koi shopping nahi karni.. Tumhe karni hai toh batao..
Riya-Not really..
Main-Lunch??
Riya-Bhook nahi hai utani..
Main-Toh kya karein??
Riya-Abhi time bacha haina mera??
Main-Ofcourse time he time hai orr saara tumhara hai.. Mann karta hai toh ghar chalo sath..
Riya-Ohh.. Yeah.. Nice chalo ghar chalti hun...
Main-Seriously??
Riya-Kyun? Nahi leke jaana??
Main-Arrey kyun nahi, chalo abhi chalo.. Permanent le chalun tum kaho toh..
Ye sunke Riya sharma gayi..
Riya-Chalo.. Babhi Or Meenu se bhi mill lungi.. Bahot din hue.. Bula rahi thi woh mujhe.. Akele jaane mein sharam aati hai..
Main-Sharam kaisi tumhara he ghar hai aaj nahi toh kal ho he jaaega..
Riya-Stop it AP.. You're making me blush..
Main-Chalo chalte hain..
Humlog. Parking mein aaye and wahaan se gaadi mein baithke nikale Haweli k liye..Ab raaste mein baja mera phone jo Sam ka tha..
Sam-Haan be?? Kahaan bc ghar chala gaya tha kya??
Main-Naa phone lene.. Fir movie dekhlee..
Sam-Bhencho akele akele..
Main-Naa.. Riya thi..
Sam-Ohh bc.. Date par chale gaye tumlog toh .. Ab aaja pick karle bc humein gaadi na hai..
Main-Abe Vinny wagairaah ko karle naa call.. Main abhi nikal chuka..
Sam-Toh bhosdk aa bhi jaa.. Vinny Jack dono bahaar hain..
Main-Abe Riya ko babhi se milna hai toh leke ja raha hun..
Sam-Ohhh.. Bc.. Ohhh i see... Theek bulaate kissi guard ko..
Main-Love you bro NoHomo..
Call disconnected..
Humlog Haweli Pohanchey maine gaadi park ki or Riya ko leke andar aaya toh Andar koi nahi tha..
Main-Babhi.. Meenu.. Kahaan gayab hogaye guys..
Meri awaaj sunke Babhi or Meenu bahaar aaye..
Babhi-Kyun chilla rahaaa... Oh my god.. Riya..
Riya-Parnaam Babhi.. Parnaam Choti Babhi..
Riya ne dono k pair chuwe fir galle milli unse..
Riya-Aap bula rahe they naa parson.. Yelo..
Babhi-Well main toh permanently bula rahi thi but ye bhi acha hai..
Main-Main aata hun dawaai leke..
Meenu-Oho.. Dekho toh dono kya sharma rahe hain..
Main-Ahem ahem.. Bhook lagi hai bro.. Khilaado..
Meenu-Abhi lunch kiya humne.. Sabji bachi hai aaja Roti bana deti hun..
Main-Good ,aaya..
Ye sunke main seedha apne room mein aaya bukhaar suru hogaya tha toh maine apni dawaai lee.. Waise ek second.. Ek second bhenchod subah se abtak ek baar bhi hallucination nahi hue... Ye toh bc kai ghante nikal gaye re.. Ye kaise possible hai.. Bhenchod yahi toh hallucination nahi hai?? Riya k sath sapne mein he toh date par naa jaa aaya?? Haan bhenchod.. Yahi hai.. Arrey madarchod...
Naa be itana lamba thodi hota hai .Tarak Mehta mein hote hain itane bade sapne..
Check karun??
Yeah check karle..
Ye bolke maine diwar par punch maara..
Main-Maadarchod lag gaya re..
"Abe Tu madarchod, thoda saa bawligand hai kya be?? Aise kon check karta hai bhen k lund.. "
Main-Bhenchod.. Orr kaise karun..
"Abe gandu kaise bhi kar aise toh niche kudke check karne lagega Tu. bawligand he hai bilkul"
Main-Fuckk..
But woh chhod bc 7 ghante se hallucination nahi hue bhenchod.. Ye gajab hai yaar... Ye kaise hogaya?? Riya ka ashar hai kya?? Bc.. Aisa kya he jaadu hai iske pass??
Jaadu toh hai he.. Iss jaisa jaadu toh Shankar Samrat k pass bhi naa hai..
Continued..