Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Naik]

Update-463(Saved) ​

463


Ab Elders mujhe or sunaate usase pehle gate knock hua or ek guard andar aaya..


Guard-They want him outside madam, in court..


Liza-Ye kahin nahi jaane waala Terry.. Ye officially ek criminal hai or criminal ko dusaron k cases mein nahi le jaa shakte..


Guard-But madam..


Gerald-Get out Terry..


Idhar master Bovice ne mere kaan mein bola..


Bovice-Behave.. Ye log pata haina kitane powerful hain..


Ye sunke woh Guard chala gaya.. Bovice ne mera munh chhoda..


Gerald-Ab behave karke kya faayda you are already fucked.. Ab kya hoga pata hai??


Main-Ofcourse pata hai.. Meri hatkadi hataai jaaengi or main bahaar jaaunga..


Gerald-Hahaha.. Funny.. MOD ,Elders se uppar nahi hota .. Remember..


Main-Yeah Mod nahi hota hoga but main hun.. Trust me.. Bitch Tu jaanta nahi hai kon hun main.. Tere baap Senior Elders se puch..


Liza-ENOUGH..


Uske itana bolte he dhadaam se gate khulla kyunki kissi ne bahot jorr se dhakka diya gate ko.. Ye Master Jacob they.. Unhe dekhte he sablog jukh gaye wahaan.. Junior Elders bhi..


Gerald-Oh my god Leader Jacob k saamne nahi jukhe tum you are dead.. Dead.. MOd..Dead..


Jacob-AP.. What the fuck are you doing here?? Bahaar court on hai woh 2 kodi ka Yuri khudko baaijjat riha karne ki baat kar raha hai or tu yahaan baitha hai.. Main court chhodke tujhe bulaane aaya hun.. This can't wait..


Main-Naa.. Naa Master.. Main toh aana caah raha tha.. Ye dekho..


Ye bolke maine apne hath uppar karke hathkadi dikhaai..


Jacob-What the fuck is going on??


Liza-Leader isko arrest karliya hai Turkey k president k murder investigation mein uske alawa Turkey mein riots ka reason yahi hai.. Kitana bewakoof hai ye jo khud yahaan aagaya..Uske alawa orr bhi accusations aarahe hain iske uppar serious accusations..Pata hai aapko isne marwaaya President ko..


Jacob-Yeah pata hai.. Iski hathkadi khol do.. Bewakoof nahi maine bulaaya hai isse..


Liza-But Sir.. Aapko pata nahi hai kon hai ye..


Jacob-Hathkadi kholdo i said..


Jacob chilaaya or Liza turant kaanpti hui khaddi hui or meri hatkadi kholne lagi..


Jacob-Mujhe pata hai kon hai ye tumhe nahi pata.. First jo jo iljaam lage hain iske uppar koi prove nahi kar paaega , humesha yahi hota hai..


Liza- But sir investigation k liye toh kar he shakte hain hum arrest kissi ko bhi..


Jacob-Isko nahi kar shakte... Mujhe bhi kar shakte ho but 2 logon ko nahi kar shaktey First Ye Second The Serpent Master Emo.. Kyunki ye khud Ex-Serpent hai or Ex-Serpent ko ye sab benefits milte hain or agar bahaar Master Emo ko pata chala na tumne ye kiya hai toh hathkadiyon mein tum hoge ye nahi..


Ye sunke Liza or baaki 2 ki gand fatt gayi ...Bhenchod finally ye EX SERPENT ki post koi kaam aai mere but Ex se kya Serpent hota toh bc..Kya kya nahi kar leta main..kyun itana dukhi hona padta bc fir....

Idhar main hathkadi se azaad hoke uthaa or niche jukhne laga toh Master Jacob ne roukk liya..


Jacob-Bus bus jab jukhna tha tab toh jukha nahi..Ex-Serpent ko ye bhi nahi karne ki jarurat..


Main-I know main toh respect se kar raha tha..


Jacob-Yeah.. Yeah pata hai.. Let's go...


Main-Yep.. Time kam hai mere pass..


Jacob-What?? Fir woh sach bol raha hoga toh?? Uss Killer ko kon maarega?? Tum he maaroge samjhe meri baat.. Samjhe naa??


Main-Woh sach bol raha hai..Plane mein padh liya Maine usko...Ofcourse main maarunga but usme jyaada time nahi lagega.. 10 minutes total..


Jacob-Matlab..


Main-Andar Jaake batata hun ..


Jacob laal peela hone laga tha toh Main unko khinchke le aaya bahaar Or apna mask lagaaya Maine .. Almost rone waale they woh lekin jaise he humlog court mein aaye woh turant normal hogaye.. Ye tha uska Sacrifice that's what real man do Jacob ki post bahot unchi thi or woh khudko kamjor nahi dikhaana caahta tha..


Court mein baaki saare junior or Senior elders baithey they or sabse uppar Master Emo baithey they.. Well Master Emo yahaan sabse uppar they obviously but naam naam k liye jaise Apne yahaaan country ka President hota hai Senior lekin mostly powers PM k pass hoti hai waise he Emo President tha or Jacob PM.. Powers toh unlimited hain Emo k pass but woh unhe use nahi kar shakta kyunki in the end woh jail se bhaaga hua he hai or abhi powers use karega toh firse log khilaaf hojaaenge.. Uske alawa Mogui Jessica or Flippy bhi baithe they wahaan niche ,Jacob apni Chair par baitha jo Emo k bagal mein thi or ishaare se mujhe apne pass bulaaya , Sab elders ko aise ek banda apne sath rakhne ka hakk hota hai consult karne k liye advice lene k liye yaa language translate karne k liye.. Main side waali chair par baitha toh wahaan Tag Liza ka laga tha toh Woh thi Jacob ki consultant or woh humaare piche piche aagayi ab bhenchod mujhe chakkar aarahe or khadda reh nahi shakta or chair yahaan ek he thi.. But abtak Liza samjh gayi thi main kon hun kaise hun kyun hun toh woh chupchaap khaddi hogayi wahaan.. Yuri ne already bata diya tha ki uske pass ye 3 information hain


Jacob-Baaki Elders kya kehna caahenge Yuri ki Release request par..


Ab baaki elders chappar chappar karne lage befaltu ki, yahi ki Ye hai woh hai Jo Jacob bolega woh usse support karenge wohlog uske sath hain ye uski wife ki death or uski khudki jindagi ka sawaal hai toh woh kuch bhi kare blah blah matlab Apne boss ki gand chaat rahe they woh..


Liza-Aapki wife?? Kya situation hai Leader??


Jacob-It was a murder.. And he knows kisne kiya..


Milly-What??


Jacob-(Aaram se)Tumhe kya lagta hai?? Release karein??


Jacob ne aaram se bola jisse sirf main Emo or Liza sun shakein..


Liza-Noo..


Jacob-Ssshhh! Liza.. Isase pucha Maine..


Main- Or kya option hai?? 2-3 din torture karwake dekhlo.. But bolega nahi..


Jacob-Chance he nahi hai , puri jindagi torture he hua hai ye..


Emo-Exactly...


Jacob- But Master Emo kya guarantee hai ye sudharega..


Emo-Well.. Dekho aage ka pata nahi lekin sudhar toh gaya tha ye pehle bhi . Jaisa ye ro raha tha na abhi ki woh sudhar he gaya tha business kar raha tha fir uspe attack hua..


Main-Yeah.. Plane mein bataya isne.. Draco game khel gaya isase bhi or humse bhi. Usne Flippy ko aage kiya , ki Flippy ne attack karwaya Uspe.. Or Kanoon se help mili nahi..


Emo-Yeah.. Revenge kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..


Jacob-Firse kuch plan kiya toh isne??


Emo-Jiss hissab se isko haraaya haina isne ye sapne mein bhi humaare khilaaf toh kuch nahi sochega..


Jacob-Yeah.. Crime scenes k photos aaye mere pass.. Jaanwar kahin k hath, pair, ungali.. Abe galla kaise kaat diya itano ka..


Main-Flow flow mein..


Jacob-Or sathmein army ko bhi??


Main-Naa unko maine nahi maara Yuri k logon ne maara..


Jacob-Ye Juth Liza ko bolna.. Ye picha nahi chhodegi tera..


Main-Aji haan.. Master mujhe koi fansa paaya hai kya kabhi??


Jacob-She is different..


Main-Toh aap bhi kuch karoge naa?? Kabhi toh kaam aao mere..


Jacob-Wishes haina teri..


Main-Bina unke nahi help karoge?? Main free mein karta uska kya..


Jacob-Shut up.. Iska kya karein batao..


Main-Chhod do.. Isko bolo Asia mein business karega puri life or time to time apne nearest headquarters mein jaake Inspectors ko bataaega kya kar raha hai woh.. 10 se jyaada log apne under nahi rakhega woh..


Jacob-Good.. That's good..


Jacob Khadda hua.. Or main samjh gaya ki mera plan successful hua.. Hota kyun naa bc..


Continued..

Ex Serpent ki post or Jacob ki power ne bacha lia
Or saath me Yuri bhi Bach gaya tow ab tak 3.0 ka plan successful raha
Aage dekhte kia hota h
Behtareen zabardast shaandar lajawab update

 

[Dragon master]

Update-462(Fucked??) ​

462


Land hone se pehle main washroom mein aaya or hath munh dhoye and bahaar aaya toh Sara jaa chuki thi wahaan se or main waapis aake apni seat par baitha toh saamne Yuri ko mujhe ghurrta hue paaya..


Main-Kya hai be??


Yuri-Bahot kuch.


Main-Mere log sab samjha denge yahaan se nikalne k baad tujhe.. Abhi dimaag naa khaa.. Overdose hogayi hai sirdard kar raha hai bc..


Yuri-Baaki version matlab??


Main-Mujhe Multiple personality disorder hai woh bhi rarest type ka toh mere mind ki 3 personalities hain.. 1.0 Jo basic hai.. 2.0 Jo MOD hai... And me yaani 3.0 main, well main main hun.. Meri harr personality pehle waali se bahot jyaada dangerous hai.. Yaani mathematically main unbeatable hun tune dekh he liya hoga.. Main limited time k liye he active hota hun.Tu mere liye kaam karta hai or jab main bahaar houn tab he kuch bakega tu..


Yuri-Mujhe pata kaise chalega??


Main-Chal jaaega don't worry chal jaaega..


Yuri-Ok.. Mujhe kya karna hai??


Main-Tujhe Bridge sambhaalna hai.. Details mil jaaengi tujhe. Harr Saal 1 Billion+ kaa turnover hai toh usko kitana badha shakta hai utana badha.. Khud khaa sabko khila apne bande dhund koi bacha hai toh.. Obviously bache honge, cousins wagairah ko laga kya karenge Pakistan mein woh bc.. Mujhe bus ek he cheej chaaiye Loyalty.. Usme koi compromise nahi karunga main.. Jabtak tu loyal hai tu kuch bhi kar i dont give a fuck.. Fuckk.. Baaki bata dega J tujhe.. Bhenchod.. Sir fatt jaaega be.. Oye Randy mujhe uthaake le chal na..


Ye bolke main seat par waapis soo gaya , ab mujhe koi idea nahi kab land hue humlog Or kab kahaan gaye .. Meri doobara aankh khulli jab kissi ne paani k chinnttey maare mujhe maine aankh kholi toh maine khudko ek office ki chair par baitha hua paaya.. Or mere saamne kai suited buited log baithey they.. Maine angadaai leni caahi toh maine paaya ki mere hathon mein hathkadi lagi hai,..


Main-What the fuck??


Ye bolke maine khadda hona caaha toh ek or realisation hui ki mere pairon mein bhi hathkadi lagi hai bhenchod niche girr gaya main wahaan... Maadarchod... Mujhe Master Norman ne uthaaya..


Main-Ye kya bakchodi hai...


Norman-Sss! Elders...


Maine fir dhyaan diya toh mere saamne 3 Junior Elders baithe they ek toh Thi Liza wahi Liza jo Leader Jacob ki beti jaisi hai or dusara tha woh Gerald jisne Jacob ko maarna caaha and tisre ko main jaanta nahi.. Uske alawa Master Norman Boe or Bovice bhi they wahaan..


Liza-You should bow down in front of us.. Orr problems matt create karo tumhare liye already bahot problem mein ho tum..


Main-Sorry madam.. Kaise?? Inn hathkadiyon mein kaise jhukun.. Dil se respect hai lekin.. Ek second problems?? Main problem mein hun?? Maine kya kiya bc??


Liza- Change your tone and change your language...


Mera sir still dard kar he raha tha bhayanak bhenchod.. 100% k jaane ka yahi issue hai ye toh kuch nahi main jaaunga tab kya gand fattegi AP ki..


Main-Sorry.. Sorry.. Maine kya kiya??


Liza-Tumne kya kya nahi kiya??Well for starters tumne Turkey k president ko marwaaya.. Are you kidding me?? Itani badi country k leader ko marwaya tumne?? Ye toh humaare harr rule k khilaaf hai..Uske baad tumne Turkey k multiple Government Official's ko maara, aka Turkish army k soldiers ko maara tumne.. And Turkey ko jalaane mein tumhara he hath hai.. You are fucked Mr Mod.. Totally Fucked..


Main-Damn..Kisne bola maine karwaya??


Liza-Abhi takk kissi ne nahi..


Main-Toh fir??


Liza-People Talk Mr Mod or humein aaj nahi toh kal confirmation mill he jaaegi..


Main-Toh aaj yaa kal hathkadi lagaana yaar madam..


Liza-Im not your YAAR first.. Secondly ye better hai tumhare liye khud se kabool kar loge toh we'll go easy on you.. Ye dono toh 25 years to Life imprisonment ki bol rahe hain..


Main-25 saal ki jail??


Liza-Well don't worry main hun naa.. Agar tum ye sab kabool karlete ho toh main 10 mein riha karwa dungi tumhe..


Main-10 Minutes mein right ??


Liza-10 Saal..


Main-Fuck no...


Gerald-Language... Behave yourself idiot..


Main-Aji ghanta be..Master Jacob kahaan hai..


Gerald-Elder Leader Jacob bol...


Usme mujhe ghurrte hue kaha..


Main-Main Master he bolta hun.. Bulaa unko..


Gerald-Woh court setup karne mein busy hain.. Woh nahi aaenge or tumhari situation se humein he nipatna hai so jo hain woh hum he hain..


Main-Sun. Bhai.. Sun.. Sun.. Meri khopdi fatt rahi hai i need some medicine. . Ye sab baad mein karte rehna..


Gerlad- Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai?? Tum khatam ho Mr Mod... This is over.. Itana bada kand karke bachne k chances bhi nahi hain tumhare pass.. Tumhe kya laga MOD ho toh kuch bhi kar shakte ho tum?? Well humari permission k bina nahi..


Main-Oye lawde...bhosdk pata hai tu kiske saamne baitha hai tu..


Ye sunke Master Bovice ne mera munh daba liyaa.. Udhar woh Gerald gusse mein khadda hua..


Gerald-Kya kaha tune?? You are fucked.. Tujhe fansi dilwaaunga main.. Fansi samjha.


Liza-Yep... This is over MOD.. humein laga tumhare uppar easy jaana caahiye lekin nahi tumne toh hadd paar kar de... Humein pata hai tum kon ho but tumhe nahi pata hum kon hain..


Continued..

Yh log wrong train ly rhy hn yh log 3.0 Sy panga kr rhy hn idhr bhi khas wali dushmani start ho rhi hy

 

[Rajesh]

Update-460(Future Planning) ​

460


J-So boss President ki English kamjor hai or aapko Turkish aati nahi toh main translation ka kaam karunga..


Binali-Please sit boss..


Hum log baithe usne bolna chaalu kiya or kuch derr bolta raha jab chup hua toh mera hath pakkad ke apne mathe par laga liya usne..


J-Boss bol raha hai thanks a lot bahot bahot dhanyavaad aapne Turkey ko ek dictator se ajaad kar diya hai ye ehsaan main kabhi nahi bhullunga main kya puri Turkey nahi bhulegi.. Vice president tha ye but naam naam ka Woh bc president sab khaa gaya tha sabkuch, literallydictator he tha.. Inko bahot dukhi kar rakha tha kuch din mein inko arrest yaa inko marwane waala tha woh so thanks a lot..


Main-Bol isko no worries bus yaad rakhna humein..


J ne usse samjhaaya toh woh fir hath jodke bolne laga..


J-Bolraha hai boss aapko kaise bhull shakta hun ye President Ki Seat aapki hai aap jo bologe jab bologe woh tabhi hoga...


Main-Good.. Bol abhi toh temporary president hai thode din baad re elect karenge toh jeet jaaega naa.. Fir permanent president ban jaaega naa??


J ne bataaya usko usne reply kita


J-Bol raha hai boss 1000% jeet jaaega..


Main-Isko bol 1001% confirmation caahiye mujhe issliye election k liye next week takk isko 55 Million Dollars yaani iski Currency mein more than 200 Crore Lira Isko deduga...


J ne usko ye bataaya jisse sunke woh fir mere niche baith gaya or bolne laga..


J-Bol raha hai boss.. Fir toh pura fund Hojaaega president toh waise bhi ban jaaunga but uss 55 million se toh ye unstoppable hojaaega koi sawaal he nahi karega iske uppar kabhi bhi.


Main-Great.. Wahi caahiye.. Isko bol humein 2 he cheejein caahiye isko bridge ka pata haina..


J-Sab samjha rakha hai boss isko.. But isko paisa nahi bataaya kitana kiska..


Main-Firse samjha.. Ki Europe , Africa and Asia ki chaabi (key) hai TURKEY .. 3 continents ko khaata hun main iske turkey se.. 3 Bridge hain Ek Europe se yahaan aata dusara Africa se tisra Asia se, Saal mein 1 billion plus kaa turover hai humaara or uska 20% iska.. Yaani per year 200 Million US DOLLAR iske.. Iski currency mein 750 Crore Lira... Ab usme se isko akele nahi khaana hai uska half humesha baant dena hai Police, customs baaki politicians media etc harr uss shaks ko khilaana hai jo humaare kaam aata hai beshak woh humaare logon ko chaaye paani pilaata ho.. Usko paise milne caahiye..Jabtak logon ko paisa milta hai woh loyal rehte hain ..Jo Loyal naa rahe yaa fir koi sawaal uthaata hai inpe usko khilaao nahi maanta toh or jyaada khilaao fir bhi nahi maanta hai toh orr jyaada khilaao or fir bhi naa maane toh usko or usase related harr shaks ko khatam karna hai ,bache, budhe aurat kuch bhi nahi bachne cahiye.. Jail wail nahi seedha maar dena hai the end.. Sab khatam kar dena hai.. Mera samaan mostly ships yaa trucks mein aaega mera samaan jiss vehicle mein hai uspe government ki aisi Stamp yaa Seal honi chahiye ki koi uss vehicle ko rukwaana toh durr koi dekhe bhi nahi uss taraf.. Soche bhi nahi saamne waala.. Hum koi terrorists nahi hain jo masoom logon ko Maarenge atleast abhi toh nahi humein kissi masoom se koi matlab nahi hai bus ye bridge rukne nahi chahiye.. Obviously J Tu uppar se sab dekhega yahaan par or Yuri tere niche rahega.. So isko koi issue hua toh Ye Yuri ko bataaega Yuri se na hua toh Yuri tujhe bataaega tujhse naa hua toh Daemon ko bataana Or fir bhi nahi hota toh tum sabki gardan kaat dunga fir kya he faayda hai.. But chain of command yahi rehni caahiye President Yuri Tu fir Daemon.. Rules same hain sabke liye laalach kissi mein aaya fir woh caahe koi ho woh maara jaaega. Bata isko.. Samjhaa theek se, main iski respect karta hun issliye isse banwaya PRESIDENT i know mujhe dhoka nahi dega lekin agar dega toh fir President ko maarna toh mere baaein hath ka khel hai isne dekh he liya hai..


Ab J ne usko sab details mein samjhaaya. And finally woh bolne laga sir jukhaa k..


J-Bolraha hai boss sab theek se samjh gaya galati hojaaye toh aapki goli iska sir.. Laalach isme nahi hai or naa kissi mein aane dega.. Kyunki already aap itana paisa de rahe ho ki hajaaron log jo iske involve honge unka pait uppar takk fully bharr jaaega aish o aaram se reh lenge woh log koi dikat naa hogi lekin fir bhi agar koi laalach karta hai toh uska marr jaana behtar hai..


Main-Shabbas londey.. Yahi caahiye.. Also isko kabhi koi kaisi bhi dikkat hoti hai toh main khadda hun....
J ne bataaya usko...


J-Bolraha hai boss isko pata hai aap ho koi issue hoga toh aap sambhaal loge..


Main-Gajab..second thing Humein jaana hai toh humaari flight nikalwaa...


J ne usse bataay..


J-No worries boss ye toh choti baat hai jab aapka mann kare tab nikaalo flight.. Iski khudki flight nahi jaa shakti but aapki bhejdega bol raha hai.. Apke liye kuch bhi..


Main-Ye sahi mil gaya bc. Yahi caahiye tha.. Ok Binali.. Good Bye..


Binali-Bye boss.. Hope to see you soon..


Ye bolke woh mere saamne fir jhuka Or humlog nikale wahaan se..


Main-Bc..


J-Ye banda bahot kaam aaega boss.. Business politics sab aata hai isko..


Main-Yeah..


Kivy-But boss 20% kuch jyaada nahi hai.. Pehle toh kam tha..


Main-Koi issue nahi hai humein nahi caahiye paisa inko lene do jitana jyaada paisa milta rahega inko utana dimag mein dhoka dene ka khyaal nahi aaega.. Inko dene k baad bhi per year 1Billion dollars humaare pass rahenge .. Paisa jama karte raho.


J-Ok boss..


Main-J Sabse pehle toh Tu 2 teams bana dey Tu Dubai jaa or dussri team ko Beijing China Bhej wahaan kuch logon ko tapkaane ka order aaega jab court mein Yuri bolega tab...Beijing mein League k gunehgaar honge or Dubai mein Jessica or Flippy k bacchon ka killer,or woh order tumhe fulfill karna hai ..BRUTALLY..


J-Copy boss..


Main-Woh kaam hote he turant,J Tu jaa Moscow. Sabko leke jaa sathmein sabko. Wahaan jaake woh tha naa Langada kya naam tha uska accountant ka.


J-Borris boss ..


Main-Yes usko sath leke jaa Or jo Draco ka paisa hai 1.55 Billion usko white karwa.. Total 1550 Million Dollars hai 50 Million woh lega apna hissa ,white karne ka .. Uske baad 100 Million each k 10 accounts bana 10 alag alag countries mein 5 European Countries or 5 Asian countries mein or 5on ko transfer karwa dey.. Yaani gaye 1 billions.. Bache 500 Million USD ye 500 Million india mein transfer karwa alag alag states mein, 80% cash or 20% gold land etc..


J-500 Million ka India mein kya kaam boss?? That's almost 4.5 Hajaar Crore INR.. Itane paise India mein??


Main-Yeah.. India mein jarurat padne waali hai..


Kivy-Kyun Boss ??


Main-India Mein CENTER KI SARKAAR girne waali hai..


Kivy-What the fuck??? Aisa kon aagaya boss,Kon girra raha hai..?


Main-Main.. Kivy.. Main.. Obviously Main..Who Else But Me??


Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-461(The Ride) ​

461


Main J or Kivy ki drop location par phancha..


Main-J Jaake paisa sambhaal Kivy i need those fucking clones ok.. Next time koi updates honi chahiye atleast tere pass..


Kivy-You got it boss..


Main -Ok guys it was nice meeting you again.. Doobara maybe thoda lamba time lag jaaye aane mein..


Kivy-Bye boss..


J-Dont worry boss aap aaoge tabtak sab set milega..


Main unhe drop karke hotel pohancha.. Wahaan sablog ready they jaane k liye.. Yuri ka ilaaj ho chuka tha filhaal k liye dawai patti etc,or wahaan sab mera he wait kar rahe they..


Main-Chalein??


Milly-Kaise?? Maine harr contact se baat kar lee koi humein plane nahi dilwaa shakta..


Main-Tu naa mere saamne naa bola kar.. Thappad maar dunga bina baat.. Let's go guys.. Plane le aaya main.. Sara firse drugs naa bhull jaana warna plane se niche faink dunga tujhe main...


Ye bolke main gaadi mein baitha mere sath Master Bovice Master Emo Norman or Mogui baithe...


Main-Oh come on.. Kya gyaan dena reh gaya ab??


Mogui-You know you are unstoppable ??


Main-Yeah i know.. Achi baat haina ye toh..


Mogui-No.. Not really... Aaj jo humne dekha woh sab kissi ko bataaenge toh koi viswash nahi karega humaare uppar.. Kyunki jo tune kiya woh impossible tha you are good really good.. Or jab bhi koi underworld mein itana good hone lagta haina usko koi passand nahi karta.. Examples tere saamne hain Emo Daemon Yuri etc..


Main-I know.. Aapko kya lagta hai maine ye sab socha nahi hoga abtak.. I have planned everything..Master Emo Daemon Yuri etc k sath dikkat kya thi pata hai wohlog ki jarurat nahi thi Underworld ko i mean unhone khud apni need khatam kar lee thi lekin main nahi meri jarurat tabtak rahegi jabtak main jinda hun.. Aisi situation mein Elders hugne takk nahi jaa shakte mere bina.. Or mujhe yahi banaake rakhna hai jab tak meri jarurat hai tabtak mera koi kuch nahi bigaad shakta... That's the Truth..


Emo-Lekin teri jagah lene waale orr aajaaenge jiske liye teri jarurat hai usko koi or pura kar dega..


Main-Not possible Master.. Jo main kar shakta hun woh koi bhi nhi kar shakta mera 10% nahi kar shakta koi.. Or lagaalo kaise chamatkaar hua or koi aa bhi gaya or meri jarurat khatam hogayi toh bhi trust me mujhse ladne ki aukaat pure underworld ki nahi rahegi tabtak.. Uss time takk Underworld mujhse suru hoke mujhpe he khatam ho jaaega trust me..


Mogui-Ussi baat kaa toh darr hai..


Main-Well fir darrte raho.. But bottom line ye hai Master aap sabko meri jarurat hai time's have changed or inn times mein aapka sabse bada hathiyaar main hun..


Mogui-Ofcourse we need you.. Of course Tu humara sabse bada hathiyaar hai.. Ye bataane ki baat nahi hai ..


Main-Bus fir aaplog jabtak mere piche ho main kissi se nahi darrne waala.. Elders mujhe touch bhi nahi karenge. Don't worry..


Norman-Mujhe ek baat khaaye jaa rahi hai.. Tu itana time rukk gaya or tune Serpent post k liye koi plan nahi kiya..


Main-Naa...


Mogui-Toh nahi caahiye??


Main-Hell Yeah.. Caahiye.. Kya baat kar rahe ho nahi caahiye.. Caahiye bilkul caahiye.. Lekin mujhe aap sabke jawaab already pata hain toh maine puchna bhi theek nahi samjha Or rahi baat karne ki toh main caahun toh aap sabko manipulate karke main abhi Serpent bann jaaun fir usme maja nahi hai as I said mujhe aap sabki Or aap sabko meri jarurat hai toh aapko dhoka deke kuch nahi lena mujhe.. I'll earn my post.. Same goes for you guys mujhe dhoka doge toh same situation aap sabpe laagu hain..


Mogui-Great..


Airport aaya wahaan President k log already mojjud they and humein leke humaare jet takk escort kiya unhone Or 10 minutes k andar hum plane k andar they..


Mere Sath Sara baithi Or mere saamne Yuri baitha usko hathkadi lagi thi.. Mera sir still dard kar raha tha toh maine Sara ko bola..


Main-Laa drugs dey..


Ye sunke Sara ne mujhe drugs diye maine ek badi dose banaai, toh Yuri mujhe ghurrne laga..


Main-Kya bhosdk caahiye??


Yuri-Ye tum dono k liye jyaada nahi hai ??


Sara-Hell no I don't do drugs.. Ye iske akele k liye hai..


Yuri-Impossible..


Ye sunke maine saare drugs ek baar mein snort karliye..


Main-Ab?? Hogaya possible..


Yuri ki gand fatt gayi..


Yuri- This'll kill you.. T. Ttt. that's not possible..


Main-No really.. Main soraha hun jagaa lena..


Ye bolke Main turant drugs ki help se sogaya turant he, time tha nahi jaag ke waste karne ko ...
And finally mujhe Sara ne jagaaya..


Sara-10 Minutes mein land hone waale hain hum. Freshen up hojaao..


Main-Fucking Hell..


Main utha toh bhenchod chakkar aa gaye issliye waapis baitha main..


Sara-Kam liya karo..


Main-Tu khaddi ho yahaan se.. Main Washroom se waapis aaun toh tu yahaan naa milna mujhe.. Tera munh fod dunga main.. Itane sawaal jawaab kyun karti hai tu.. Tujhe kya matlab..?


Sara-Tujhse nahi baaki versions se toh hai..


Main-Baakiyon se yaa baaki se.. 2.0 se matlab hai tujhe bus.. Pyaar wyaar hai na tujhe toh??


Sara-What?? No..


Main-Shut up.. Juth bhi kisko bol rahi hai.. Remember Tujhe hai but saamne waale ko nahi hai.. Ektarfa pyaar hai tera...


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Update-462(Fucked??) ​

462


Land hone se pehle main washroom mein aaya or hath munh dhoye and bahaar aaya toh Sara jaa chuki thi wahaan se or main waapis aake apni seat par baitha toh saamne Yuri ko mujhe ghurrta hue paaya..


Main-Kya hai be??


Yuri-Bahot kuch.


Main-Mere log sab samjha denge yahaan se nikalne k baad tujhe.. Abhi dimaag naa khaa.. Overdose hogayi hai sirdard kar raha hai bc..


Yuri-Baaki version matlab??


Main-Mujhe Multiple personality disorder hai woh bhi rarest type ka toh mere mind ki 3 personalities hain.. 1.0 Jo basic hai.. 2.0 Jo MOD hai... And me yaani 3.0 main, well main main hun.. Meri harr personality pehle waali se bahot jyaada dangerous hai.. Yaani mathematically main unbeatable hun tune dekh he liya hoga.. Main limited time k liye he active hota hun.Tu mere liye kaam karta hai or jab main bahaar houn tab he kuch bakega tu..


Yuri-Mujhe pata kaise chalega??


Main-Chal jaaega don't worry chal jaaega..


Yuri-Ok.. Mujhe kya karna hai??


Main-Tujhe Bridge sambhaalna hai.. Details mil jaaengi tujhe. Harr Saal 1 Billion+ kaa turnover hai toh usko kitana badha shakta hai utana badha.. Khud khaa sabko khila apne bande dhund koi bacha hai toh.. Obviously bache honge, cousins wagairah ko laga kya karenge Pakistan mein woh bc.. Mujhe bus ek he cheej chaaiye Loyalty.. Usme koi compromise nahi karunga main.. Jabtak tu loyal hai tu kuch bhi kar i dont give a fuck.. Fuckk.. Baaki bata dega J tujhe.. Bhenchod.. Sir fatt jaaega be.. Oye Randy mujhe uthaake le chal na..


Ye bolke main seat par waapis soo gaya , ab mujhe koi idea nahi kab land hue humlog Or kab kahaan gaye .. Meri doobara aankh khulli jab kissi ne paani k chinnttey maare mujhe maine aankh kholi toh maine khudko ek office ki chair par baitha hua paaya.. Or mere saamne kai suited buited log baithey they.. Maine angadaai leni caahi toh maine paaya ki mere hathon mein hathkadi lagi hai,..


Main-What the fuck??


Ye bolke maine khadda hona caaha toh ek or realisation hui ki mere pairon mein bhi hathkadi lagi hai bhenchod niche girr gaya main wahaan... Maadarchod... Mujhe Master Norman ne uthaaya..


Main-Ye kya bakchodi hai...


Norman-Sss! Elders...


Maine fir dhyaan diya toh mere saamne 3 Junior Elders baithe they ek toh Thi Liza wahi Liza jo Leader Jacob ki beti jaisi hai or dusara tha woh Gerald jisne Jacob ko maarna caaha and tisre ko main jaanta nahi.. Uske alawa Master Norman Boe or Bovice bhi they wahaan..


Liza-You should bow down in front of us.. Orr problems matt create karo tumhare liye already bahot problem mein ho tum..


Main-Sorry madam.. Kaise?? Inn hathkadiyon mein kaise jhukun.. Dil se respect hai lekin.. Ek second problems?? Main problem mein hun?? Maine kya kiya bc??


Liza- Change your tone and change your language...


Mera sir still dard kar he raha tha bhayanak bhenchod.. 100% k jaane ka yahi issue hai ye toh kuch nahi main jaaunga tab kya gand fattegi AP ki..


Main-Sorry.. Sorry.. Maine kya kiya??


Liza-Tumne kya kya nahi kiya??Well for starters tumne Turkey k president ko marwaaya.. Are you kidding me?? Itani badi country k leader ko marwaya tumne?? Ye toh humaare harr rule k khilaaf hai..Uske baad tumne Turkey k multiple Government Official's ko maara, aka Turkish army k soldiers ko maara tumne.. And Turkey ko jalaane mein tumhara he hath hai.. You are fucked Mr Mod.. Totally Fucked..


Main-Damn..Kisne bola maine karwaya??


Liza-Abhi takk kissi ne nahi..


Main-Toh fir??


Liza-People Talk Mr Mod or humein aaj nahi toh kal confirmation mill he jaaegi..


Main-Toh aaj yaa kal hathkadi lagaana yaar madam..


Liza-Im not your YAAR first.. Secondly ye better hai tumhare liye khud se kabool kar loge toh we'll go easy on you.. Ye dono toh 25 years to Life imprisonment ki bol rahe hain..


Main-25 saal ki jail??


Liza-Well don't worry main hun naa.. Agar tum ye sab kabool karlete ho toh main 10 mein riha karwa dungi tumhe..


Main-10 Minutes mein right ??


Liza-10 Saal..


Main-Fuck no...


Gerald-Language... Behave yourself idiot..


Main-Aji ghanta be..Master Jacob kahaan hai..


Gerald-Elder Leader Jacob bol...


Usme mujhe ghurrte hue kaha..


Main-Main Master he bolta hun.. Bulaa unko..


Gerald-Woh court setup karne mein busy hain.. Woh nahi aaenge or tumhari situation se humein he nipatna hai so jo hain woh hum he hain..


Main-Sun. Bhai.. Sun.. Sun.. Meri khopdi fatt rahi hai i need some medicine. . Ye sab baad mein karte rehna..


Gerlad- Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai?? Tum khatam ho Mr Mod... This is over.. Itana bada kand karke bachne k chances bhi nahi hain tumhare pass.. Tumhe kya laga MOD ho toh kuch bhi kar shakte ho tum?? Well humari permission k bina nahi..


Main-Oye lawde...bhosdk pata hai tu kiske saamne baitha hai tu..


Ye sunke Master Bovice ne mera munh daba liyaa.. Udhar woh Gerald gusse mein khadda hua..


Gerald-Kya kaha tune?? You are fucked.. Tujhe fansi dilwaaunga main.. Fansi samjha.


Liza-Yep... This is over MOD.. humein laga tumhare uppar easy jaana caahiye lekin nahi tumne toh hadd paar kar de... Humein pata hai tum kon ho but tumhe nahi pata hum kon hain..


Continued..

Galat panga le raha hai Gerald
3.0 isi ka number lagane wala hai

 

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Update-463(Saved) ​

463


Ab Elders mujhe or sunaate usase pehle gate knock hua or ek guard andar aaya..


Guard-They want him outside madam, in court..


Liza-Ye kahin nahi jaane waala Terry.. Ye officially ek criminal hai or criminal ko dusaron k cases mein nahi le jaa shakte..


Guard-But madam..


Gerald-Get out Terry..


Idhar master Bovice ne mere kaan mein bola..


Bovice-Behave.. Ye log pata haina kitane powerful hain..


Ye sunke woh Guard chala gaya.. Bovice ne mera munh chhoda..


Gerald-Ab behave karke kya faayda you are already fucked.. Ab kya hoga pata hai??


Main-Ofcourse pata hai.. Meri hatkadi hataai jaaengi or main bahaar jaaunga..


Gerald-Hahaha.. Funny.. MOD ,Elders se uppar nahi hota .. Remember..


Main-Yeah Mod nahi hota hoga but main hun.. Trust me.. Bitch Tu jaanta nahi hai kon hun main.. Tere baap Senior Elders se puch..


Liza-ENOUGH..


Uske itana bolte he dhadaam se gate khulla kyunki kissi ne bahot jorr se dhakka diya gate ko.. Ye Master Jacob they.. Unhe dekhte he sablog jukh gaye wahaan.. Junior Elders bhi..


Gerald-Oh my god Leader Jacob k saamne nahi jukhe tum you are dead.. Dead.. MOd..Dead..


Jacob-AP.. What the fuck are you doing here?? Bahaar court on hai woh 2 kodi ka Yuri khudko baaijjat riha karne ki baat kar raha hai or tu yahaan baitha hai.. Main court chhodke tujhe bulaane aaya hun.. This can't wait..


Main-Naa.. Naa Master.. Main toh aana caah raha tha.. Ye dekho..


Ye bolke maine apne hath uppar karke hathkadi dikhaai..


Jacob-What the fuck is going on??


Liza-Leader isko arrest karliya hai Turkey k president k murder investigation mein uske alawa Turkey mein riots ka reason yahi hai.. Kitana bewakoof hai ye jo khud yahaan aagaya..Uske alawa orr bhi accusations aarahe hain iske uppar serious accusations..Pata hai aapko isne marwaaya President ko..


Jacob-Yeah pata hai.. Iski hathkadi khol do.. Bewakoof nahi maine bulaaya hai isse..


Liza-But Sir.. Aapko pata nahi hai kon hai ye..


Jacob-Hathkadi kholdo i said..


Jacob chilaaya or Liza turant kaanpti hui khaddi hui or meri hatkadi kholne lagi..


Jacob-Mujhe pata hai kon hai ye tumhe nahi pata.. First jo jo iljaam lage hain iske uppar koi prove nahi kar paaega , humesha yahi hota hai..


Liza- But sir investigation k liye toh kar he shakte hain hum arrest kissi ko bhi..


Jacob-Isko nahi kar shakte... Mujhe bhi kar shakte ho but 2 logon ko nahi kar shaktey First Ye Second The Serpent Master Emo.. Kyunki ye khud Ex-Serpent hai or Ex-Serpent ko ye sab benefits milte hain or agar bahaar Master Emo ko pata chala na tumne ye kiya hai toh hathkadiyon mein tum hoge ye nahi..


Ye sunke Liza or baaki 2 ki gand fatt gayi ...Bhenchod finally ye EX SERPENT ki post koi kaam aai mere but Ex se kya Serpent hota toh bc..Kya kya nahi kar leta main..kyun itana dukhi hona padta bc fir....

Idhar main hathkadi se azaad hoke uthaa or niche jukhne laga toh Master Jacob ne roukk liya..


Jacob-Bus bus jab jukhna tha tab toh jukha nahi..Ex-Serpent ko ye bhi nahi karne ki jarurat..


Main-I know main toh respect se kar raha tha..


Jacob-Yeah.. Yeah pata hai.. Let's go...


Main-Yep.. Time kam hai mere pass..


Jacob-What?? Fir woh sach bol raha hoga toh?? Uss Killer ko kon maarega?? Tum he maaroge samjhe meri baat.. Samjhe naa??


Main-Woh sach bol raha hai..Plane mein padh liya Maine usko...Ofcourse main maarunga but usme jyaada time nahi lagega.. 10 minutes total..


Jacob-Matlab..


Main-Andar Jaake batata hun ..


Jacob laal peela hone laga tha toh Main unko khinchke le aaya bahaar Or apna mask lagaaya Maine .. Almost rone waale they woh lekin jaise he humlog court mein aaye woh turant normal hogaye.. Ye tha uska Sacrifice that's what real man do Jacob ki post bahot unchi thi or woh khudko kamjor nahi dikhaana caahta tha..


Court mein baaki saare junior or Senior elders baithey they or sabse uppar Master Emo baithey they.. Well Master Emo yahaan sabse uppar they obviously but naam naam k liye jaise Apne yahaaan country ka President hota hai Senior lekin mostly powers PM k pass hoti hai waise he Emo President tha or Jacob PM.. Powers toh unlimited hain Emo k pass but woh unhe use nahi kar shakta kyunki in the end woh jail se bhaaga hua he hai or abhi powers use karega toh firse log khilaaf hojaaenge.. Uske alawa Mogui Jessica or Flippy bhi baithe they wahaan niche ,Jacob apni Chair par baitha jo Emo k bagal mein thi or ishaare se mujhe apne pass bulaaya , Sab elders ko aise ek banda apne sath rakhne ka hakk hota hai consult karne k liye advice lene k liye yaa language translate karne k liye.. Main side waali chair par baitha toh wahaan Tag Liza ka laga tha toh Woh thi Jacob ki consultant or woh humaare piche piche aagayi ab bhenchod mujhe chakkar aarahe or khadda reh nahi shakta or chair yahaan ek he thi.. But abtak Liza samjh gayi thi main kon hun kaise hun kyun hun toh woh chupchaap khaddi hogayi wahaan.. Yuri ne already bata diya tha ki uske pass ye 3 information hain


Jacob-Baaki Elders kya kehna caahenge Yuri ki Release request par..


Ab baaki elders chappar chappar karne lage befaltu ki, yahi ki Ye hai woh hai Jo Jacob bolega woh usse support karenge wohlog uske sath hain ye uski wife ki death or uski khudki jindagi ka sawaal hai toh woh kuch bhi kare blah blah matlab Apne boss ki gand chaat rahe they woh..


Liza-Aapki wife?? Kya situation hai Leader??


Jacob-It was a murder.. And he knows kisne kiya..


Milly-What??


Jacob-(Aaram se)Tumhe kya lagta hai?? Release karein??


Jacob ne aaram se bola jisse sirf main Emo or Liza sun shakein..


Liza-Noo..


Jacob-Ssshhh! Liza.. Isase pucha Maine..


Main- Or kya option hai?? 2-3 din torture karwake dekhlo.. But bolega nahi..


Jacob-Chance he nahi hai , puri jindagi torture he hua hai ye..


Emo-Exactly...


Jacob- But Master Emo kya guarantee hai ye sudharega..


Emo-Well.. Dekho aage ka pata nahi lekin sudhar toh gaya tha ye pehle bhi . Jaisa ye ro raha tha na abhi ki woh sudhar he gaya tha business kar raha tha fir uspe attack hua..


Main-Yeah.. Plane mein bataya isne.. Draco game khel gaya isase bhi or humse bhi. Usne Flippy ko aage kiya , ki Flippy ne attack karwaya Uspe.. Or Kanoon se help mili nahi..


Emo-Yeah.. Revenge kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..


Jacob-Firse kuch plan kiya toh isne??


Emo-Jiss hissab se isko haraaya haina isne ye sapne mein bhi humaare khilaaf toh kuch nahi sochega..


Jacob-Yeah.. Crime scenes k photos aaye mere pass.. Jaanwar kahin k hath, pair, ungali.. Abe galla kaise kaat diya itano ka..


Main-Flow flow mein..


Jacob-Or sathmein army ko bhi??


Main-Naa unko maine nahi maara Yuri k logon ne maara..


Jacob-Ye Juth Liza ko bolna.. Ye picha nahi chhodegi tera..


Main-Aji haan.. Master mujhe koi fansa paaya hai kya kabhi??


Jacob-She is different..


Main-Toh aap bhi kuch karoge naa?? Kabhi toh kaam aao mere..


Jacob-Wishes haina teri..


Main-Bina unke nahi help karoge?? Main free mein karta uska kya..


Jacob-Shut up.. Iska kya karein batao..


Main-Chhod do.. Isko bolo Asia mein business karega puri life or time to time apne nearest headquarters mein jaake Inspectors ko bataaega kya kar raha hai woh.. 10 se jyaada log apne under nahi rakhega woh..


Jacob-Good.. That's good..


Jacob Khadda hua.. Or main samjh gaya ki mera plan successful hua.. Hota kyun naa bc..


Continued..

3.0 ka plan ho or vo ho nahi esa bhi hua hai kya
Ab Yuri uska Galam ban ke rahega
Nice update AP 316 bhai ji

 

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Update-461(The Ride) ​

461


Main J or Kivy ki drop location par phancha..


Main-J Jaake paisa sambhaal Kivy i need those fucking clones ok.. Next time koi updates honi chahiye atleast tere pass..


Kivy-You got it boss..


Main -Ok guys it was nice meeting you again.. Doobara maybe thoda lamba time lag jaaye aane mein..


Kivy-Bye boss..


J-Dont worry boss aap aaoge tabtak sab set milega..


Main unhe drop karke hotel pohancha.. Wahaan sablog ready they jaane k liye.. Yuri ka ilaaj ho chuka tha filhaal k liye dawai patti etc,or wahaan sab mera he wait kar rahe they..


Main-Chalein??


Milly-Kaise?? Maine harr contact se baat kar lee koi humein plane nahi dilwaa shakta..


Main-Tu naa mere saamne naa bola kar.. Thappad maar dunga bina baat.. Let's go guys.. Plane le aaya main.. Sara firse drugs naa bhull jaana warna plane se niche faink dunga tujhe main...


Ye bolke main gaadi mein baitha mere sath Master Bovice Master Emo Norman or Mogui baithe...


Main-Oh come on.. Kya gyaan dena reh gaya ab??


Mogui-You know you are unstoppable ??


Main-Yeah i know.. Achi baat haina ye toh..


Mogui-No.. Not really... Aaj jo humne dekha woh sab kissi ko bataaenge toh koi viswash nahi karega humaare uppar.. Kyunki jo tune kiya woh impossible tha you are good really good.. Or jab bhi koi underworld mein itana good hone lagta haina usko koi passand nahi karta.. Examples tere saamne hain Emo Daemon Yuri etc..


Main-I know.. Aapko kya lagta hai maine ye sab socha nahi hoga abtak.. I have planned everything..Master Emo Daemon Yuri etc k sath dikkat kya thi pata hai wohlog ki jarurat nahi thi Underworld ko i mean unhone khud apni need khatam kar lee thi lekin main nahi meri jarurat tabtak rahegi jabtak main jinda hun.. Aisi situation mein Elders hugne takk nahi jaa shakte mere bina.. Or mujhe yahi banaake rakhna hai jab tak meri jarurat hai tabtak mera koi kuch nahi bigaad shakta... That's the Truth..


Emo-Lekin teri jagah lene waale orr aajaaenge jiske liye teri jarurat hai usko koi or pura kar dega..


Main-Not possible Master.. Jo main kar shakta hun woh koi bhi nhi kar shakta mera 10% nahi kar shakta koi.. Or lagaalo kaise chamatkaar hua or koi aa bhi gaya or meri jarurat khatam hogayi toh bhi trust me mujhse ladne ki aukaat pure underworld ki nahi rahegi tabtak.. Uss time takk Underworld mujhse suru hoke mujhpe he khatam ho jaaega trust me..


Mogui-Ussi baat kaa toh darr hai..


Main-Well fir darrte raho.. But bottom line ye hai Master aap sabko meri jarurat hai time's have changed or inn times mein aapka sabse bada hathiyaar main hun..


Mogui-Ofcourse we need you.. Of course Tu humara sabse bada hathiyaar hai.. Ye bataane ki baat nahi hai ..


Main-Bus fir aaplog jabtak mere piche ho main kissi se nahi darrne waala.. Elders mujhe touch bhi nahi karenge. Don't worry..


Norman-Mujhe ek baat khaaye jaa rahi hai.. Tu itana time rukk gaya or tune Serpent post k liye koi plan nahi kiya..


Main-Naa...


Mogui-Toh nahi caahiye??


Main-Hell Yeah.. Caahiye.. Kya baat kar rahe ho nahi caahiye.. Caahiye bilkul caahiye.. Lekin mujhe aap sabke jawaab already pata hain toh maine puchna bhi theek nahi samjha Or rahi baat karne ki toh main caahun toh aap sabko manipulate karke main abhi Serpent bann jaaun fir usme maja nahi hai as I said mujhe aap sabki Or aap sabko meri jarurat hai toh aapko dhoka deke kuch nahi lena mujhe.. I'll earn my post.. Same goes for you guys mujhe dhoka doge toh same situation aap sabpe laagu hain..


Mogui-Great..


Airport aaya wahaan President k log already mojjud they and humein leke humaare jet takk escort kiya unhone Or 10 minutes k andar hum plane k andar they..


Mere Sath Sara baithi Or mere saamne Yuri baitha usko hathkadi lagi thi.. Mera sir still dard kar raha tha toh maine Sara ko bola..


Main-Laa drugs dey..


Ye sunke Sara ne mujhe drugs diye maine ek badi dose banaai, toh Yuri mujhe ghurrne laga..


Main-Kya bhosdk caahiye??


Yuri-Ye tum dono k liye jyaada nahi hai ??


Sara-Hell no I don't do drugs.. Ye iske akele k liye hai..


Yuri-Impossible..


Ye sunke maine saare drugs ek baar mein snort karliye..


Main-Ab?? Hogaya possible..


Yuri ki gand fatt gayi..


Yuri- This'll kill you.. T. Ttt. that's not possible..


Main-No really.. Main soraha hun jagaa lena..


Ye bolke Main turant drugs ki help se sogaya turant he, time tha nahi jaag ke waste karne ko ...
And finally mujhe Sara ne jagaaya..


Sara-10 Minutes mein land hone waale hain hum. Freshen up hojaao..


Main-Fucking Hell..


Main utha toh bhenchod chakkar aa gaye issliye waapis baitha main..


Sara-Kam liya karo..


Main-Tu khaddi ho yahaan se.. Main Washroom se waapis aaun toh tu yahaan naa milna mujhe.. Tera munh fod dunga main.. Itane sawaal jawaab kyun karti hai tu.. Tujhe kya matlab..?


Sara-Tujhse nahi baaki versions se toh hai..


Main-Baakiyon se yaa baaki se.. 2.0 se matlab hai tujhe bus.. Pyaar wyaar hai na tujhe toh??


Sara-What?? No..


Main-Shut up.. Juth bhi kisko bol rahi hai.. Remember Tujhe hai but saamne waale ko nahi hai.. Ektarfa pyaar hai tera...


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Update-462(Fucked??) ​

462


Land hone se pehle main washroom mein aaya or hath munh dhoye and bahaar aaya toh Sara jaa chuki thi wahaan se or main waapis aake apni seat par baitha toh saamne Yuri ko mujhe ghurrta hue paaya..


Main-Kya hai be??


Yuri-Bahot kuch.


Main-Mere log sab samjha denge yahaan se nikalne k baad tujhe.. Abhi dimaag naa khaa.. Overdose hogayi hai sirdard kar raha hai bc..


Yuri-Baaki version matlab??


Main-Mujhe Multiple personality disorder hai woh bhi rarest type ka toh mere mind ki 3 personalities hain.. 1.0 Jo basic hai.. 2.0 Jo MOD hai... And me yaani 3.0 main, well main main hun.. Meri harr personality pehle waali se bahot jyaada dangerous hai.. Yaani mathematically main unbeatable hun tune dekh he liya hoga.. Main limited time k liye he active hota hun.Tu mere liye kaam karta hai or jab main bahaar houn tab he kuch bakega tu..


Yuri-Mujhe pata kaise chalega??


Main-Chal jaaega don't worry chal jaaega..


Yuri-Ok.. Mujhe kya karna hai??


Main-Tujhe Bridge sambhaalna hai.. Details mil jaaengi tujhe. Harr Saal 1 Billion+ kaa turnover hai toh usko kitana badha shakta hai utana badha.. Khud khaa sabko khila apne bande dhund koi bacha hai toh.. Obviously bache honge, cousins wagairah ko laga kya karenge Pakistan mein woh bc.. Mujhe bus ek he cheej chaaiye Loyalty.. Usme koi compromise nahi karunga main.. Jabtak tu loyal hai tu kuch bhi kar i dont give a fuck.. Fuckk.. Baaki bata dega J tujhe.. Bhenchod.. Sir fatt jaaega be.. Oye Randy mujhe uthaake le chal na..


Ye bolke main seat par waapis soo gaya , ab mujhe koi idea nahi kab land hue humlog Or kab kahaan gaye .. Meri doobara aankh khulli jab kissi ne paani k chinnttey maare mujhe maine aankh kholi toh maine khudko ek office ki chair par baitha hua paaya.. Or mere saamne kai suited buited log baithey they.. Maine angadaai leni caahi toh maine paaya ki mere hathon mein hathkadi lagi hai,..


Main-What the fuck??


Ye bolke maine khadda hona caaha toh ek or realisation hui ki mere pairon mein bhi hathkadi lagi hai bhenchod niche girr gaya main wahaan... Maadarchod... Mujhe Master Norman ne uthaaya..


Main-Ye kya bakchodi hai...


Norman-Sss! Elders...


Maine fir dhyaan diya toh mere saamne 3 Junior Elders baithe they ek toh Thi Liza wahi Liza jo Leader Jacob ki beti jaisi hai or dusara tha woh Gerald jisne Jacob ko maarna caaha and tisre ko main jaanta nahi.. Uske alawa Master Norman Boe or Bovice bhi they wahaan..


Liza-You should bow down in front of us.. Orr problems matt create karo tumhare liye already bahot problem mein ho tum..


Main-Sorry madam.. Kaise?? Inn hathkadiyon mein kaise jhukun.. Dil se respect hai lekin.. Ek second problems?? Main problem mein hun?? Maine kya kiya bc??


Liza- Change your tone and change your language...


Mera sir still dard kar he raha tha bhayanak bhenchod.. 100% k jaane ka yahi issue hai ye toh kuch nahi main jaaunga tab kya gand fattegi AP ki..


Main-Sorry.. Sorry.. Maine kya kiya??


Liza-Tumne kya kya nahi kiya??Well for starters tumne Turkey k president ko marwaaya.. Are you kidding me?? Itani badi country k leader ko marwaya tumne?? Ye toh humaare harr rule k khilaaf hai..Uske baad tumne Turkey k multiple Government Official's ko maara, aka Turkish army k soldiers ko maara tumne.. And Turkey ko jalaane mein tumhara he hath hai.. You are fucked Mr Mod.. Totally Fucked..


Main-Damn..Kisne bola maine karwaya??


Liza-Abhi takk kissi ne nahi..


Main-Toh fir??


Liza-People Talk Mr Mod or humein aaj nahi toh kal confirmation mill he jaaegi..


Main-Toh aaj yaa kal hathkadi lagaana yaar madam..


Liza-Im not your YAAR first.. Secondly ye better hai tumhare liye khud se kabool kar loge toh we'll go easy on you.. Ye dono toh 25 years to Life imprisonment ki bol rahe hain..


Main-25 saal ki jail??


Liza-Well don't worry main hun naa.. Agar tum ye sab kabool karlete ho toh main 10 mein riha karwa dungi tumhe..


Main-10 Minutes mein right ??


Liza-10 Saal..


Main-Fuck no...


Gerald-Language... Behave yourself idiot..


Main-Aji ghanta be..Master Jacob kahaan hai..


Gerald-Elder Leader Jacob bol...


Usme mujhe ghurrte hue kaha..


Main-Main Master he bolta hun.. Bulaa unko..


Gerald-Woh court setup karne mein busy hain.. Woh nahi aaenge or tumhari situation se humein he nipatna hai so jo hain woh hum he hain..


Main-Sun. Bhai.. Sun.. Sun.. Meri khopdi fatt rahi hai i need some medicine. . Ye sab baad mein karte rehna..


Gerlad- Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai?? Tum khatam ho Mr Mod... This is over.. Itana bada kand karke bachne k chances bhi nahi hain tumhare pass.. Tumhe kya laga MOD ho toh kuch bhi kar shakte ho tum?? Well humari permission k bina nahi..


Main-Oye lawde...bhosdk pata hai tu kiske saamne baitha hai tu..


Ye sunke Master Bovice ne mera munh daba liyaa.. Udhar woh Gerald gusse mein khadda hua..


Gerald-Kya kaha tune?? You are fucked.. Tujhe fansi dilwaaunga main.. Fansi samjha.


Liza-Yep... This is over MOD.. humein laga tumhare uppar easy jaana caahiye lekin nahi tumne toh hadd paar kar de... Humein pata hai tum kon ho but tumhe nahi pata hum kon hain..


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Ab Elders mujhe or sunaate usase pehle gate knock hua or ek guard andar aaya..


Guard-They want him outside madam, in court..


Liza-Ye kahin nahi jaane waala Terry.. Ye officially ek criminal hai or criminal ko dusaron k cases mein nahi le jaa shakte..


Guard-But madam..


Gerald-Get out Terry..


Idhar master Bovice ne mere kaan mein bola..


Bovice-Behave.. Ye log pata haina kitane powerful hain..


Ye sunke woh Guard chala gaya.. Bovice ne mera munh chhoda..


Gerald-Ab behave karke kya faayda you are already fucked.. Ab kya hoga pata hai??


Main-Ofcourse pata hai.. Meri hatkadi hataai jaaengi or main bahaar jaaunga..


Gerald-Hahaha.. Funny.. MOD ,Elders se uppar nahi hota .. Remember..


Main-Yeah Mod nahi hota hoga but main hun.. Trust me.. Bitch Tu jaanta nahi hai kon hun main.. Tere baap Senior Elders se puch..


Liza-ENOUGH..


Uske itana bolte he dhadaam se gate khulla kyunki kissi ne bahot jorr se dhakka diya gate ko.. Ye Master Jacob they.. Unhe dekhte he sablog jukh gaye wahaan.. Junior Elders bhi..


Gerald-Oh my god Leader Jacob k saamne nahi jukhe tum you are dead.. Dead.. MOd..Dead..


Jacob-AP.. What the fuck are you doing here?? Bahaar court on hai woh 2 kodi ka Yuri khudko baaijjat riha karne ki baat kar raha hai or tu yahaan baitha hai.. Main court chhodke tujhe bulaane aaya hun.. This can't wait..


Main-Naa.. Naa Master.. Main toh aana caah raha tha.. Ye dekho..


Ye bolke maine apne hath uppar karke hathkadi dikhaai..


Jacob-What the fuck is going on??


Liza-Leader isko arrest karliya hai Turkey k president k murder investigation mein uske alawa Turkey mein riots ka reason yahi hai.. Kitana bewakoof hai ye jo khud yahaan aagaya..Uske alawa orr bhi accusations aarahe hain iske uppar serious accusations..Pata hai aapko isne marwaaya President ko..


Jacob-Yeah pata hai.. Iski hathkadi khol do.. Bewakoof nahi maine bulaaya hai isse..


Liza-But Sir.. Aapko pata nahi hai kon hai ye..


Jacob-Hathkadi kholdo i said..


Jacob chilaaya or Liza turant kaanpti hui khaddi hui or meri hatkadi kholne lagi..


Jacob-Mujhe pata hai kon hai ye tumhe nahi pata.. First jo jo iljaam lage hain iske uppar koi prove nahi kar paaega , humesha yahi hota hai..


Liza- But sir investigation k liye toh kar he shakte hain hum arrest kissi ko bhi..


Jacob-Isko nahi kar shakte... Mujhe bhi kar shakte ho but 2 logon ko nahi kar shaktey First Ye Second The Serpent Master Emo.. Kyunki ye khud Ex-Serpent hai or Ex-Serpent ko ye sab benefits milte hain or agar bahaar Master Emo ko pata chala na tumne ye kiya hai toh hathkadiyon mein tum hoge ye nahi..


Ye sunke Liza or baaki 2 ki gand fatt gayi ...Bhenchod finally ye EX SERPENT ki post koi kaam aai mere but Ex se kya Serpent hota toh bc..Kya kya nahi kar leta main..kyun itana dukhi hona padta bc fir....

Idhar main hathkadi se azaad hoke uthaa or niche jukhne laga toh Master Jacob ne roukk liya..


Jacob-Bus bus jab jukhna tha tab toh jukha nahi..Ex-Serpent ko ye bhi nahi karne ki jarurat..


Main-I know main toh respect se kar raha tha..


Jacob-Yeah.. Yeah pata hai.. Let's go...


Main-Yep.. Time kam hai mere pass..


Jacob-What?? Fir woh sach bol raha hoga toh?? Uss Killer ko kon maarega?? Tum he maaroge samjhe meri baat.. Samjhe naa??


Main-Woh sach bol raha hai..Plane mein padh liya Maine usko...Ofcourse main maarunga but usme jyaada time nahi lagega.. 10 minutes total..


Jacob-Matlab..


Main-Andar Jaake batata hun ..


Jacob laal peela hone laga tha toh Main unko khinchke le aaya bahaar Or apna mask lagaaya Maine .. Almost rone waale they woh lekin jaise he humlog court mein aaye woh turant normal hogaye.. Ye tha uska Sacrifice that's what real man do Jacob ki post bahot unchi thi or woh khudko kamjor nahi dikhaana caahta tha..


Court mein baaki saare junior or Senior elders baithey they or sabse uppar Master Emo baithey they.. Well Master Emo yahaan sabse uppar they obviously but naam naam k liye jaise Apne yahaaan country ka President hota hai Senior lekin mostly powers PM k pass hoti hai waise he Emo President tha or Jacob PM.. Powers toh unlimited hain Emo k pass but woh unhe use nahi kar shakta kyunki in the end woh jail se bhaaga hua he hai or abhi powers use karega toh firse log khilaaf hojaaenge.. Uske alawa Mogui Jessica or Flippy bhi baithe they wahaan niche ,Jacob apni Chair par baitha jo Emo k bagal mein thi or ishaare se mujhe apne pass bulaaya , Sab elders ko aise ek banda apne sath rakhne ka hakk hota hai consult karne k liye advice lene k liye yaa language translate karne k liye.. Main side waali chair par baitha toh wahaan Tag Liza ka laga tha toh Woh thi Jacob ki consultant or woh humaare piche piche aagayi ab bhenchod mujhe chakkar aarahe or khadda reh nahi shakta or chair yahaan ek he thi.. But abtak Liza samjh gayi thi main kon hun kaise hun kyun hun toh woh chupchaap khaddi hogayi wahaan.. Yuri ne already bata diya tha ki uske pass ye 3 information hain


Jacob-Baaki Elders kya kehna caahenge Yuri ki Release request par..


Ab baaki elders chappar chappar karne lage befaltu ki, yahi ki Ye hai woh hai Jo Jacob bolega woh usse support karenge wohlog uske sath hain ye uski wife ki death or uski khudki jindagi ka sawaal hai toh woh kuch bhi kare blah blah matlab Apne boss ki gand chaat rahe they woh..


Liza-Aapki wife?? Kya situation hai Leader??


Jacob-It was a murder.. And he knows kisne kiya..


Milly-What??


Jacob-(Aaram se)Tumhe kya lagta hai?? Release karein??


Jacob ne aaram se bola jisse sirf main Emo or Liza sun shakein..


Liza-Noo..


Jacob-Ssshhh! Liza.. Isase pucha Maine..


Main- Or kya option hai?? 2-3 din torture karwake dekhlo.. But bolega nahi..


Jacob-Chance he nahi hai , puri jindagi torture he hua hai ye..


Emo-Exactly...


Jacob- But Master Emo kya guarantee hai ye sudharega..


Emo-Well.. Dekho aage ka pata nahi lekin sudhar toh gaya tha ye pehle bhi . Jaisa ye ro raha tha na abhi ki woh sudhar he gaya tha business kar raha tha fir uspe attack hua..


Main-Yeah.. Plane mein bataya isne.. Draco game khel gaya isase bhi or humse bhi. Usne Flippy ko aage kiya , ki Flippy ne attack karwaya Uspe.. Or Kanoon se help mili nahi..


Emo-Yeah.. Revenge kuch bhi karwa shakta hai..


Jacob-Firse kuch plan kiya toh isne??


Emo-Jiss hissab se isko haraaya haina isne ye sapne mein bhi humaare khilaaf toh kuch nahi sochega..


Jacob-Yeah.. Crime scenes k photos aaye mere pass.. Jaanwar kahin k hath, pair, ungali.. Abe galla kaise kaat diya itano ka..


Main-Flow flow mein..


Jacob-Or sathmein army ko bhi??


Main-Naa unko maine nahi maara Yuri k logon ne maara..


Jacob-Ye Juth Liza ko bolna.. Ye picha nahi chhodegi tera..


Main-Aji haan.. Master mujhe koi fansa paaya hai kya kabhi??


Jacob-She is different..


Main-Toh aap bhi kuch karoge naa?? Kabhi toh kaam aao mere..


Jacob-Wishes haina teri..


Main-Bina unke nahi help karoge?? Main free mein karta uska kya..


Jacob-Shut up.. Iska kya karein batao..


Main-Chhod do.. Isko bolo Asia mein business karega puri life or time to time apne nearest headquarters mein jaake Inspectors ko bataaega kya kar raha hai woh.. 10 se jyaada log apne under nahi rakhega woh..


Jacob-Good.. That's good..


Jacob Khadda hua.. Or main samjh gaya ki mera plan successful hua.. Hota kyun naa bc..


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Hmm 3.0 KO elder ki team ne arrest kar liya but elder leader jacob ne 3.0 KO Bacha liya

Sara AP 2.0 se pyaar karti hai but love ek tarafa hai

Ex serpent hone ke bhi perks hai

Jacob ke pass bhi bohat powers hai

Yuri bridge sambhale ga


Overall nice update waiting for more

 

[Ahsan Ali]

zaberdast updates

 

[Mucchad]

Superb update bro