Update-206(The Entry)
Ab issue ye hua ki Southern India mein underworld ka ek he private jet tha currently or woh jet leke Randy Rose or Snow headquarters nikal gaye they or humein wait karna padne waala tha. Afghanistan mein koi event thi underworld ki jiss wajah se sab aircrafts wahaan busy they so wait bahot jyaada lamba tha almost shyaam 4 baje humein koi plane milne waala tha lekin woh time aaram se nikal gaya mera kyunki mujhe baithtey baithtey he nind aagayi and uske baad mujhe chang ne uthaya or ready hone ko kaha, ready hone ka mood mera tha nahi jo pehna tha woh theek tha lund mera ready hoga. Ab 20 minutes baad Chang mere pass aaya, maine ek wheel chair mangwai thi kyunki main befaltu mein itana paidal nahi chalna caahta tha bhenchod lift he bahot durr thi abhi toh then lift se parking lot fuck that.. Issliye maine mask lagaya and baitha wheelchair pe or Chang and Claire mujhe leke lift mein aaye then niche aake humlog baithtey gaadi mein wahaan se humlog seedha ek private airfield pe aaye, humaara jet wahaan wait kar raha tha jo mujhe Delhi leke jaane waala tha mujhe and wahaan Abeer ne humaara helicopter bhej diya tha jo mujhe direct haweli k piche bane helipad pe utaarne waala tha.. Ab mujhe naa caahtey hue bhi mega entry leni thi full show off waali taaki media waale dikhaaein ki main waapis aagaya hun jo khabar woh maadarchod Rana takk pohanchey or usse bhi pata chale ki maadarchod se darrta nahi hun main..Aaj raat 8:10 pe Engagement ceremony bhi thi Mangal or Meenu ki jo haweli mein he thi, marriage ki sab ceremonies haweli mein he hui thi, baraat Seedha meenu k ghar he jaaegi or next day reception fir haweli mein tha, koi hotel yaa marriage hall nahi tha, bhenchod itana bada mehal hone k baad Hotel book karenge toh kya faayda, humaare functions humesha se he yahin hotey aaye hain..
Humlog shyaam 6:15 baje Delhi pohanchey ab wahaan se mujhe kareeb 700-800 meter durr khaddey helicopter mein jaake bajthana tha jo bahot bada task hone waala tha kyunki Chang or Claire ko maine bhej diya tha woh khudse aaenge mere sath aage lejaane ka risk nahi lene waala tha main.. So ye raasta mujhe akele he pura karna tha lekin thankfully ek mini cart waale ne mujhe dekha ladkhadaatey hue toh usne mujhe lift dedi bus 50 meter pehle uttara main helicopter se or woh distance maine slowly slowly pura karliya and jaake helicopter mein baitha.. And kuch permissions k baad humlog 6:30 baje nikale Delhi se. Ab ektoh main already week tha uske Uppar se maine pichle almost 32 hours se bus 2 apples khaaye they bus woh bhi because main khaali pait tablet nahi le shakta tha otherwise kuch khaane kaa mood tha nahi tha, so iss wajah se main orr jyaada thakk raha tha ab humlog shyaam 7:15 pe haweli k just uppar they or uppar se bhenchod haweli ekdum nayi naweli dulhan k maafik lag rahi thi kya sajaaya gaya tha haweli ko. Ab helipad haweli k back side tha thoda piche or wahaan se haweli ka entrance kaafi durr tha so wahaan Jack already gaadi mein mera wait kar raha tha so main uttara helicopter se niche aaya toh sunai di mujhe music ki awaaj.. Ab hua shaadi waala mahool, ye gaon ki hawa ko main bahot jyaada miss karta hun bhenchod.. This palace is the best.. Jack Ko Maine specially bola tha ki Aston Martin DBX leke aaye jo main Sunaina se cheenke laaya tha, kyunki uski sound bahot jyaada loud hai specially ab custom exhaust lagwaya tha Rishi ne uspe toh uski sound bahot loud hai or media bahot jyaada hone waala tha so unke saamne show off karne waala tha main kyunki tabhi toh front page pe aaunga main beshak negative PR k sath he sahi lekin Rana ko toh pata chal he jaaega..
Main-Bhosdk darwaja kya khol raha hai sahara dey naa..
Jack-Aaya bhai..
Jack ne mujhe sahara diya or main aage baitha..
Main-Kahaan jaa raha haibe??
Jack-Back se bhai..
Main-Hatt be back se jaane k liye thodi 5.5 Crore ki gaadi mangwaaunga bhosdk.. Front se he chalenge media k saamne se, jaruri hai woh..
Jack-Bhai 15-20 minutes lag jaaengi 100 meter jaane mein..
Main-Wahi caahiye..
Jack - Akela media he nahi hai bhai, Deva bhai or baaki sab gaon waalon mein kapde or mithaaiyan baant rahe hain so unki bhi bheed hogi..
Main-Koi naa chalne dey.. We can manage..
Jack-Ok bhai..
Ab jaisa Jack ne bola tha wahaan bahot jyaada bheed thi bhenchod 10 feet wide galli mein pair rakhne ki jagah nahi thi Media kaafi tha but as Jack ne kaha tha gaon waale or bhi jyaada they. Koi bhi function ho toh bhai aas pass k gareeb logon ko paise, kapde or mithaaiyan detey hain ye parampara bahot pehle se chali aarahi hai so iss wajah se hajaaron log aaye they..
Jack - Bola tha na bhai..
Main-Koi naa chalne dey, sports mode mein daal exhaust sound full hogi..
Jack ne wahi kiya or bhenchod gaadi ki sound andar lage dj se bhi loud thi maano gunshots chal rahe hon gaadi mein se log bina horn hatt rahe they gate k pass jaatey jaatey bheed or badhti jaa rahi thi lekin finally mujhe gate dikh gaya tha, ab gate pe ek side bhai Babhi Mangal Abeer or Meenu distribution kar rahe they dusari side guards they and unke side mein media waale bc ek ek angle cover kar rahe they kaafi media waale they as expected ab jaise he gaadi thoda or close gayi wohlog mein se kuch ne notice kiya mujhe and turant he meri taraf bhaage aaye, unko dekh dekh baaki sab media waale bhi woh program chhodke meri gaadi k chaaro taraf ghum gaye they..
Jack - Fuck..
Main-Sound full rakh..
Ab unhone gaadi ko ekdum gherr liya toh gaadi rukk he gayi thi or maine unhe kuch seconds ki footage de di thi jo kaafi thi Rana k liye ab or nahi caahiye tha mujhe..
Main-Guards bulaa le hatwa inko..
Jack-Ok bhai..
Jack ne andar Vinny ko call kiya..
Main-Tu uttarke karwa dey, gaadi main le aaunga..
Jack-Andar nahi jaaegi bhai gate k uppar tables rakhe hain jispe distribution waala samaan rakha hai yahin uttar jaao inko humlog sambhaal lenge..
Main-Hatt be yahaan se toh gate he durr hai abhi then gate se lawn, lawn se fir andar.. Gand marwae samaan hatwa dena paidal naa chala jaaega itana.. Bc inke saamne paidal chala toh bolenge AP drugs pe hai.. Fuck that.. Tu karwa clear.. Itane guards bulwale ki ek ek media waale ko utha utha ke side mein kardey.. Maar faink faink saalon ko content dediya hai already or kya lenge..
Jack-Ok bhai..
Jack badi he muskill se gaadi se uttara or main khisak k driver seat pe aaya udhar se Vinny or kaafi saare guards aagaye and bus fir media ko hataane lage or maine full sound k sath gaadi slowly slowly aage lee and seedha gate pe aake roki saamne bhai, babhi, Abeer, Rishi, Mangal or Meenu they Meenu or Mangal dono bhaari cute lag rahe they. Mujhe dekh Mangal ka uttara hua cehra bhi khil utha tha, Mangal ka kya sabka cehra khill utha tha kyunki sabke liye ye ek surprise he tha, wohlog bahaar aa nahi shaktey they otherwise bheed mein fans jaatey but wohlog literally kudd rahe they.. In the end family is everything, that's the universal truth..
Ye thi meri entry uss bawligand ko bhi pata chal jaaega usase kya main kissi se nahi darrta. Siwaye khudse..
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