Update-664(Again-2)
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Mangal- Kya situation hai bhai ka call hai..
Main- Haan Bhai..
Deva- Aise kaise chalega be ,ye toh kartey he rahenge kidnappings...We can't stop all of them...
Main- Ek baar ye roukk lun then I'll think about it ..Aap yahaan nahi aana I'll handle this...
Call disconnected..
Jiya - Madam andar se call hai...
Anjali - Transfer it here...
Anjali ne phone uthaaya speaker par..
Anjali- Hello...
Aadmi1-Oh Anjali Ji direct aapko he transfer kardiya chalo acha hai time waste nahi hoga...
Anjali- Tumhe meri awaaj bhi pata hai...
Aadmi1- Ofcourse pata hai aaptoh superhero ho Haryana ki but underrated ho aap kyunki limelight saari humaare AP sahaab khaa jaatey haina lekin real hero aap he ho .. Or itane din jab aapke AP sahaab dumm dabaake bhaage hue they tab aap he they jo akele ladd rahe they inn sabse...
Anjali- Well thanks for the Praise but sabko pata hai even mujhe bhi ki main agar pura dum bhi lagaa lun toh AP ka 1% bhi nahi hun toh juthi tareef ki koi jarurat nahi hai .
Aadmi- Well matt maaniye aapki marji...Waise kaise hain AP sahaab aakhirkar vanwaas khatam kar he diya apne Darr ko dabake bahaar aa he gaye...
Anjali- Woh theek honge hopefully...Abhi thodi derr pehle tumhare he yaaron doston ka ilaaj kiya hai unhone..
Aadmi-Haan suna maine ,but kya haina wohloy immature they , inexperienced they , mandbudhi they but fir bhi maanana padega akele itane sab ko thok diya he's something else let me tell you...Meri praise dena unko...
Anjali- Millega tab de dungi ..
Aadmi - Kya Madam aapke sath mein 6'O clock par khaddey hain isase better kahaan milogi...
He's smart ,he's very smart..
Aadmi-Sathmein Shruti Mam bhi khaddi hain ...
Anjali- Nice...That's impressive..
Aadmi - Ji pehle waalon ki tarah samjhne ki galati ,galati se bhi matt kardena madam ,yahaan aapka ek kadam bhi padda toh 27 k 27 logon ko maardenge hum baadmein humaara kya hoga we don't care...
Anjali- Ok ok we hear you..So what do you want ..
Aadmi- Well aapki paygrade se thoda uppar hai toh seedha bhagwan ji se he baat karwa dijiye agar unka chuppna pura hogaya ho toh .
Main- Tumhe kon bola Bhenchod main chuppa hua tha be ...
Aadmi- Hello AP ,toh kahaan they aap ??
Main- Bhenchod tumhe kyun bataaun be kahin ho...Ab tumse darrke chuppunga main..
Aadmi -Humse nahi humaare boss se...
Main- Gand marrae tumhara boss ..Dekhtey hain kon kisase darrta hai ..Tu woh chhod Teri demands bata ...
Aadmi- Ok coming to the point...Pehli demand toh koi bhi ,dhyaan se suno koi bhi iss building k aas pass bhi nahi aaega kissi bhi reason se nahi dhyaan rahe ye kyunki agar aisa hota hai toh turant andar mout ka nanga nach hoga dhyaan rahe M4 carbines hain humaare pass toh kuch seconds mein andar mojjud sabko bhund diya jaaega ...I know hero bananey ki chull rehti hai tumhe toh please ye chull apne takk he rakha yahaan hero nahi banana hai .
Main- Ok .
Aadmi- Second humein woh seized cocaine caahiye 170 KG all of it...
Main- Abe drugs bhi main he dun ab tumhe ,kuch toh sharam karo be thoda toh game k rules k hissab se chalo ...Ye bakchodi bhi suru kar di ab tumne...Maine ye drugs fair and square tumhare logon ki gand maarke seize kiya tha ab tumhe waapis dun...
Aadmi- Everything is fair in love and war AP or ab ye war hai ...Woh time gaya jab log tumse fairly ladtey they ab kuch bhi ho shakta hai Jose is a psycho toh plan accordingly...Or hum bus orders follow kar rahe hain we don't care tumne kaise seize ki thi cocaine humein bus woh aage deliver karni hai simple as that..
Main- Ok...Ok..Or kya caahiye...
Aadmi- Ek Helicopter caahiye with Seating capacity of 14 or more people...
Main- 14 or more abe private plane he dedun ... Itana large helicopter kahaan se dunga..
Aadmi- Hahaha...2 hain tumhaare pass...Khudke...AW139 and Siko S92 dono he iss level mein fit baithatey hain so dono mein se koi bhi ek dedo ,Haan unka tracking system override kar dena 1 ghante k liye yahaan laatey he...Pilot kar shakta hai keval...
Main- Aji haan 200 crore ki cocaine dun tumhe or sath mein 250 crore ka ek helicopter bhi dedun ...
Aadmi - Oh come on AP 1 ghante k liye he tracking off karni hai uske baad automatically on hojaaegi or tumhe pata chal jaaega tumhara helicopter kahaan hai toh jaake lelena...
Main- Ok..
Aadmi- That's it Cocaine and helicopter yahaan leke aaoge tum,pilot ki jarurat nahi hai hum khud le jaaenge helicopter,4 hostages sath leke jaaenge hum jo tumhe helicopter k sath mill jaaenge..
Main- Aji haan kya guarantee hai unko sahi salaamat chhod doge tumlog...
Aadmi- Mere words guarantee hai Mr AP ..Woh 4 hostages humaara insurance hai kahin tum humaara picha naa karo ...Picha nahi karoge toh hum unhe helicopter k sath safe and sound chhod denge...Or tumhaare pass humein trust karne k alawa koi option nahi hai .
Main- So cocaine and ek helicopter caahiye tumhe...
Aadmi- Yes..
Main- Give me like 5-6 hours...
Aadmi- Hahahaha...5-6 hours ..Main yahaan koi game nahi khel Raha Mr AP main serious hun ...1 ghanta hai tumhaare pass..
Main- Abe 1 ghante mein jadugar thodi hun main .. Helicopter bhi mangwaana padega kahaan hoga mujhe khud nahi pata...
Aadmi- Delhi hai tumhara helicopter,I know tumhe nahi pata but mujhe pata hai or S92 ko Delhi se yahaan aane mein 30-35 minutes he lagte hain...
Main- Ok....Uske alawa Cocaine bhi nikalwaani padegi be...NCB officials k signatures caahiye honge...
Aadmi- Well uske liye Shruti Mam hain tumhare pass ...Or NCB Headquarters yahaan se 10 minutes durr hain toh 30 minutes he usme lagenge ...Main tumhe 1 ghanta deraha hun...
Main- Abe Shruti akeli k sign se evidence nahi dega koi humein NCB k regional head k sign karwane padenge humein yaa usase uppar k kissi officer k jo Ambala mein hai toh usko aane mein 2 ghante minimum lagenge.
Aadmi- Ok then 2 ghante hain tumhaare pass...2 ghante mein Drugs or Helicopter dono caahiye mujhe or haan drugs k andar yaa helicopter k andar koi tracker matt daalna kyunki mere pass equipments hai jisase main 1 minute mein dono cheejein search karunga and agar kuch bhi hua toh dhund lunga usko and that'll be bad for you because I'll start killing people...
Main- Ok...3 ghantey caahiye mujhe... Bolne mein ashaan hai ye sab bc karne mein bahot time lagne waala hai...
Aadmi- Ok And please koi shyanpatti nahi mere log harr jagah hain toh tum galati se bhi bank k aas pass aaye toh I'll start Killing..
Main- Ok ok...
Call disconnected....
Main- He's good very good..
Anjali- Fuck...Kya plan hai boss ??
Main- I'll think something...Andar nahi jaa shakte ...He's too smart and experienced ,bahaar bhi honge uske log bheed mein kuch bhi harkat hui toh he'll kill hostages...
Anjali- Toh kya Cocaine denge hum ??That's bad boss..
Main- Let me think..
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