Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Sidd19]

Superb update bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-656(Violence)
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656

Humlog still parking mein Principal ka wait kar rahe they..

Main- Abe kahaan reh gaya taklu..

Mouni- Hey AP don't say that...Puri tarah baal nahi gaye hain unke...

Main- Almost Taklu bol lun..

Mouni- Yeah ye sahi hai... I'll call him..

Mouni ne phone kiya Principal k pass..

Mouni- 10 minutes...

Main- Cool...

Ab Finally 15 ek minutes baad Principal bahaar aaya or piche baitha Mouni or Riya k sath and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Main- Good Morning sir..

Principal - Itana sab karne ki jarurat nahi thi AP mere liye tumhe..

Main- Aapke liye nahi kiya sir...Kasam se... You know Mouni toh meri friend hai uski jagah koi unknown ladki ko bhi aisa kuch bola hota toh bhi main yahi karta...Or Mouni toh meri close friend hai...Toh karna he tha .

Principal - Still you should've let the law handle it..

Main- Main he Law hun sir so ek he baat hai ..

Principal - Haan woh toh dekha maine.. Judge tumhare saamne hath jodke apna case bichmein chhodke chala gaya...That much power is not good for you AP...

Main- Power kabhi much nahi hoti sir ,there is no limits to how much power you can have until you can handle it..

Principal - Yes..Until you can handle it...Toh kya hoga jab tum isse handle nahi kar paaoge...

Main- That's impossible sir...

Principal- Not really..I mean currently India mein tumhare jitana toh chhodo tumhare aas pass bhi koi nahi hai in terms of power...Even tumhare bhaiya takk tumse niche hain...Tum sarkaron k sath khel rahe ho tum cabinet ministers banwa rahe ho jail mein baithey -2 ..Tum Ek International Swearing In ceremony rukkwa rahe ho ghanto takk ...

Main- Maine nahi rukkwai... Woh ministers ne force kiya mujhe aane k liye ..

Principal - Still ...These things make you powerful...

Main- Ofcourse they do ..

Principal - But kabtak handle karoge tum...You know power gets to your head..

Main- Mere nahi ..Munh mein chandi ki chamach leke paida hua tha sir main ..Aankh khulli tabse I've been powerful...Ummar k sath sath bus badhti gayi power that's about it .

Principal - That is true...From a teacher to a student always Remember AP never let power go to your head..

Main-I won't sir .

Principal - Also Violence is never the answer AP..

Main- Mere case mein Violence he only answer hota hai sir...Humesha .. Without violence there's no justice...15 din nahi tha main yahaan par or dekh lo in 15 din mein Violence nahi tha Law tha keval ,SP Anjali and team ne jee Tod mehnat ki or Saikdon logon ko arrest kar liya hai but result kya hai ???...Zero...Wohlog Bechare pura din raat mehnat karke ye sab kar rahe hain but no result ,chindi chor dealers pakkade gaye hain.. Kyunki woh by law chal rahe hain but not me..Log barbaad horahe hain drugs ki wajah se .I'll show you the results after 15 days of violence...Oh ye dekho Violence ka result dikhaata hun aapko..

Abeer ka video call aaya jo uthaaya maine...

Abeer- Ye raha boss Rajiv Kaswan...

Abeer ne dikhaaya ek bandey ko hatta katta tha but uski gand faad rakhi thi pure sareer se khoon beh raha tha..

Main- Good .

Abeer- Bol be ...Saamne dekh ..

Rajiv-B.b.b.b.bai...Bhai...Maaf kardo bhai...Galati hogayi bhai....Mmmm.mmujhe nahi pata tha ki aapka known hai woh principal...

Main- Principal sir toh chhod be tune ladki ko dhamki kaise di be ??Bhull gaya tha kya kahaan rehta hai tu ??Abe tu toh bahaar kaa nahi hai yahin guu khaaya hai tune puri life fir bhi...Tujhe kya laga kuch din AP nahi dikhega toh tu dada ban jaaega..

Rajiv -B.n.n.ahnahi ..nahi ..bhai..galati hogayi bhai..

Main- Naa naa galati mujhse hogayi jo tujh jaise cockroach ko itana bada hone diya maine ...Lekin tu Chinta naa kar main Saanp ko naa chhodta tu toh cockroach hai...

Rajiv -B.b.b.bhai galati hogayi bhai... please..bhai..

Main- Tu ye bata be tujhmein apne aap toh itani himmat nahi aa shakti thi ,teri aukat he nahi hai itani toh,fir kiske dum par uchal raha tha tu ,kisne jack lagaya tere piche...Or itane drugs tere jaise chindi chor k nokaron k pass kaise aaye...Bhonk..

Rajiv-Ww..ww.oh maar denge bhai ..

Main- Or hum toh tujhe mangalsutra pehnaaenge haina.. Abe woh toh tab maarenge jab tu yahaan se jinda bachega ..Jaanwar thok Dey be isko..

Abeer- Ok boss ..

Rajiv-Nahiiiiii....Naa...Naa...Kavya Seth or Rajesh Seth ... meri mousi or mousa hain ye....pll...pune se...Ye ab yahaan aagaye hain apne boss k sath..

Main- Kon hai inka boss ??Nidhi ???Ya Jose..

Rajiv- Ladki hai bhai koi naam nahi pata...

Main-Nidhi he hai fir toh... Ye Mousi Mousa kabse hain iss dhandey mein..

Rajiv - Mousa toh bahot saal se hai bhai meri mousi ne shaadi ki tab ye bhi sath hogayi..Pune mein known dealers hain yelog...Pankaj Pandey k close tha mera mousa...

Main- I see...Tabhi Nidhi k close hai...kahaan se laaya drugs tera mosa obviously Pune se jeb mein daalke yahaan toh laaya nahi hoga...

Rajiv- Unke boss ne diye bhai...Wohlog sath kuch nahi laaye they Pune se ...

Main- address??

Rajiv- Harr tisre din hotel badal rahe hain bhai..Last time Bus Stand k saamne waale Sharma hotel mein they...But uske baad toh 2 or badal liye honge...

Main - ..Jaanwar Details le le saari isase and fir parcel kardey hospital..

Abeer- Copy that boss .

Main- Good Job...

Call disconnected...

Main- Dekha sir ,ab isko without violence tackle kartey toh isko arrest kartey fir court lejaatey fir puchtaach kartey toh bhi kuch nahi batata ye or batata bhi toh bhi tabtak ye iske mousi mousa Saikdon logon ko apna zehar bech chuke hotey...Dekha with example prove kar diya hai...

Principal - Good For you ..Yahin roukk do aage kahaan jaaoge..

Main- Staff parking mein chhod dunga sir..

Principal - Tum staff thodi ho...

Main- Aap toh ho...

Principal - Toh gaadi meri thodi hai...

Main - Waah...Uttar jaao sir ..

Principal uttara gaadi se..

Principal -Thanks AP..

Or Aisa bolte he woh bc bina jawaab sune 100 ki speed se mudd gaya...

Main- Bc baarish hogi Aaj toh budhaau thanks bol gaya..

Mouni- 100%...

Main- Ok..Guys..tum bhi uttar jaao ab..Yaa uttarke gate kholun...

Riya- Tum nahi aaoge college..

Main- Hell no...

Riya- Kyun ??

Main- Abhi bola toh tha main chippke reh Raha hun yahaan aaunga toh dikhega nahi sabko...

Riya- Ok..Ok..See you soon AP...Bye...

Main- Bye..

Mouni- Bye AP ..Thanks AP. You're the best..

Main- I know ..

Riya- Bye Ravi...

Mouni- Bye Ravi..

Ravi- Bye Bhabhis...

Ye sunke Riya or Mouni dono sharmaake bhaag gayi...

Ravi- Cute...

Main- Cute toh tu hai bro..

Ravi - Bhagg bhosdk gay kahin ka...

Main- Lo ab tareef bhi naa karun bhai ki..

Ravi - Londey ko tareef mein Cute kon bolta haibe gandu...

Main- Gand marra bhosdk...Jhant lag raha hai tu..

Ravi- Thanks..

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Update-657(Rest Over )
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657

Ravi k sath main waapis haweli aaya and aatey he mujhe ek he kaam tha woh tha breakfast bhenchood bhayanak bhook lagi thi ,nind or bhook 2 he cheejein bachi thi bc life mein.. Breakfast k baad main firse sone chala gaya but bichmein he Anjali darling ka phone aagaya usne mujhe bataaya ki badhiya situation hai filhaal market mein drugs bahot kam aa raha hai , kyunki obviously Nidhi or Jose k pass bahot kam he maal bacha hai or woh caahkar bhi kuch nahi kar shaktey ,ab ye unhe double nuksaan de raha tha kyunki ek toh abhi unhone Jo clients banaaye they apne drugs k woh sab bhookhe baithey they or nashedi log itane din nahi rukk shaktey they ,yaani unke clients unse durr horahe they or dusara unka revenue khatam ho raha tha , remember Jose ,Andrews ko 180 crore mein padda tha toh woh bhugtaan bhi karna tha usko yaani unke paise or buyers sab bhaag rahe they jo humaare liye achi baat thi kyunki ab wohlog desperate hojaaenge paise k liye or desperate aadmi galati jarur karta hai jiske liye humlog baithey they..

Anjali k call k baad main firse so gaya or seedha raatko late utha uthke wahi routine tha mera main fresh hua and bhayanak bhook lagi thi toh niche aaya ,gharwaalon ko pata tha main late uthunga toh mera dinner rakha tha jo maine garam kiya and raat 2:30 baje dinner kiya maine ,pait bhartey he mera mind meri baaki problems par focus karne laga jo thi Sirdard ab sirdard badh raha tha toh maine room mein aatey he tablets le lee..
Uske baad mujhe nind nahi aai toh again maine apni research chaalu ki Jose or Nidhi k uppar or meri news research mujhe recently chal rahi news par le aai toh news channels mujhe ek darpok ki tarah dikha rahe they kyunki unko ye yakeen tha ki main gayab hogaya tha jaise he Jose yahaan aaya , obviously Jose unki najaron mein ek bahot he khatarnak gangster tha toh media waalon k mutabik main usase darrke gayab hogaya tha issiliye toh main itana sab hone k baad bhi apna cehra nahi dikha raha tha or Anjali and team or NCB ko unke haalaat par chhod kar main bhaag Gaya tha or obviously woh bhi acha kaam kar rahe they drugs ko roukkne k liye but woh agar 10% kaam kar rahe they toh Jose or Nidhi k log return mein 20% nasha or faila rahe they yaani koi endgame nahi nikal raha tha unse yaani Anjali and Shruti or Uski NCB k level se ye situation uppar jaa chuki thi khulle aam nasha bikk raha tha daily overdose k new patients saamne aa rahe they woh toh acha tha opposition ki buri waali Gand maar chuka tha main warna wohlog toh maadarchod ijjat utaar detey abtak ..But unke bhi kuch leaders ne bolna chaalu kar diya tha ki AP time aane par apni pith dikhaake bhaag gaya tha ..Toh situation filhaal kharaab he chal rahi thi logon k saamne bhagoda hogaya tha main but woh bhi jaruri tha kyunki Body ki gand marri paddi thi ek toh bhenchood bed par paddey paddey puri body itani lazy hogayi thi ki ungali hilaane ka bhi mann nahi tha uske alawa bukhaar sirdard or inn tablets ne orr jyaada gand maari thi but ye sab jaruri tha issliye mujhe koi problem nahi thi sota rehney mein or ye tablets letey rehney mein kyunki main iss situation mein bahaar gaya toh bahot bada kand ho jaaega ...

Abhi kuch din or rest caahiye tha mujhe or yahi sochta sochta main firse sogaya lekin obviously meri kismat itani achi kahaan ki jo caahun woh ho jaaye meri aankh khulli jab kissi ne mujhe buri tarah se hilaake uthaaya main bhaagke utha toh saamne Abeer or Mangal khaddey they..

Main-Bhenchod kya hua...??

Abeer- Kand hogaya ..

Main- Mujhe nahi sunana..Gand marrae Jose..

Abeer- Tere level ka kand hai ..

Mangal- Tere he level ka kaam hai or koi nahi kar shakta...

Main- Aisa kya hua bc...

Abeer- Jose k logon ne College ki Commerce wing ko Hijack kar liya hai ...13-14 armed logon ne andar 54 students and 4 teachers ko gunpoint par rakha hai ...Freak matt karna Riya Rohit etc sab theek hain ...

Main- I know Commerce waali building se inka koi lena dena nahi hai..Lekin What the fuck ...?Kyun bhenchood??Kya caahiye unko??

Abeer- Drugs ?

Main- Drugs ?? Bhenchod hum kahaan se dein..

Abeer- 170 KG Drugs caahiye inko...

Main- 170 Kilo ??? Bhenchod... Inka baap deke gaya tha kya maadarchod...

Abeer- Haao...Tujhe yaad hai Tune Namit Pandey k Drugs Cook Vick ko arrest kiya tha jisne tujhe 10 Cocaine labs ki location bataai thi jahaan raid maarke humne almost 330 Kilogram Pure Cocaine jabt ki thi jisme se 160 Kilo forensics ko bhej chuke they hum jo jalaa di gayi thi and baaki bachi 170 Kilogram NCB k pass hai or woh 170 KG apni he city waale headquarters mein hai..Toh hostages k badle 150 Kilo Cocaine or ek helicopter caahiye unhe 2 ghantey k andar-2 uske baad harr ek minute mein ek hostage ko goli maar denge wohlog...Bhai is freaking out bhenchood terrorist waala kaam kar rahe hain yelog toh aisa pehle kabhi nahi hua..

Main- Pehle Jose maadarchod nahi tha yahaan par ...Bhen ka lawda...Inke pass khudke drugs khatam ho gaye hain ,inke dealers suppliers or buyers sab bhaag rahe hain unko banaaye rakhne k liye maal chalta rehna jaruri hai or maal inke pass hai nahi toh humse maang rahe hain... Bhenchod...Bolo...Or uppar se ye 170-190 Crore ki worth of cocaine hai or itana he paisa Jose ki bail mein laga hai Andrews ka ...Toh obviously Jose ne kuch toh bada inaam rakha hoga ki jo bhi ye drugs nikaal k leke aaega usse inaam diya jaaega or jahaan takk Mera dimag keh raha hai ye ek maatar attack nahi hone waala aise bahot attacks hone waale hain ...Wohlog tabtak nahi rukkenge jabtak wohlog ye drugs haasil nahi kar letey ...Jaanwar tu pehle toh NCB headquarters ki security badhwa jahaan ye drugs rakhe hue hain...Main ye college waala massla suljaata hun...

Abeer -Yep..Jaag Jaa tere uthne ka time aagaya hai ,media chilaa raha hai ki AP Darr Gaya...

Main- They Wish...

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Bahut hi jabardast update bro maza aa gaya

Aur Sahi me AP ke jaagne ka time aa gaya

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Super update hai bhai

 

[Abhinav Thakur]

AP Bhai update ka intezar hai

 

[Sexy boy]

Damm great update maza agaya epic.

 

[Surya_021]

Superb Updates

 

[Naik]

Update-653(Family Time)
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653

Ab final information ye thi ki Jose or Nidhi drugs game chaalu kar chuke they or dealers k pass maal pohanch raha tha or dealers khussi khussi maal le rahe they ,even jo log mere Darr se business chhod gaye they woh takk waapis aagaye they dhandey mein kyunki unke hissab se Jose k aane k baad se 14-15 din se main gayab tha yaani main Darr Gaya tha Jose se ,aise rumours chal rahe they...Even bhenchood media waale aise rumours k uppar apni TRP badha rahe they ki" AP Jose kaa saamna nahi karna caahta ,scared "..Hiding ...Aise aise rumours faila rahe they social media par or inhi rumours ki wajah se chote mote dealers mein himmat aagayi thi ,yaani mera khouff nahi raha tha unko ,bilkul bhi nahi...Yaani Andrews ka masterstroke filhaal bahot jyaada successful horaha tha...

Bus unhe sirf ek issue tha, khabriyon k mutabik Drugs ka stock khatam horaha tha unke pass yaani drugs bahot kam they filhaal unke pass or production bhi ekdum rukki hui thi obviously maine he roukki thi inki gand maarke uske baad elections mein main jeeta toh darrke maare production waise he rukk gaya tha jisko abhi chalaa denge toh bhi 15-20 din baad drugs market mein aaega toh filhaal drugs ki shortage se ladd rahe they wohlog.. Baaki unhe koi dikkat nahi thi...

Anjali wagairah jarur ladd rahe they unse wohlog daily 10-12 logon ko arrest kar rahe they but almost sab chote mote dealers they or unke pass 0 information thi or agar koi information thi toh 2-3 middle waale dealers ki he thi jinhe pakkad liya tha but again unke pass uppar ki koi information nahi thi...

Nidhi ne chain of command aisi banaa di thi ki unke or galli k dealer k bich 20-25 log they jinke through drugs niche jaata tha jo bhenchood bahot smart plan tha .. Obviously Nidhi ko 10-15 din full chutt milli thi kyunki main yahaan tha nahi toh usne apna masterplan perfectly execute kardiya tha or ab meri gand marrne waali thi.. So situation ye thi ki Jose or Nidhi kaafi strong they filhaal toh unse deal karna hard hone waala tha bahot jyaada hard ,but deal karna toh tha he dusara koi option bhi nahi tha...

Ab mujhe research kartey kartey he firse kab nind aagayi mujhe khud nahi pata chala doobara meri aankh khulli kuch awaajein sunke aankh khulli toh Bhai or Babhi mere room mein they ..

Bhai- Tum keh rahi thi so he raha hai 24 ghante se ye toh research kar raha tha laptop goudd mein liye he sogaya hai bolo..Sone do ab .

Bhabhi- Arrey kaise sone do kuch khaaye bhi toh ,uthaao ab main uthaaungi toh fir mujhe sunaaega..

Main-Uth gaya babhi...Itani loud volume mein baat karoge toh uth he jaaunga..

Babhi- Sorry betu..Ye tere bhaiya...inko milna tha tujhse .

Main bed se uthke bhai se galle milla...

Deva- Kaisi thi trip??

Main- Tiring ...

Deva- Woh toh dikh raha hai .Chal niche chalke khaa le kuch lunch taiyaar hai .

Main- Kuch nahi bahot kuch khaaunga bhai , behisaab bhook lagi hai...Chalo aaplog fresh hoke aata hun main..

Bhai or Bhabhi k jaane k baad main fresh hua and aake meds lee pehle toh bc , kyunki sirdard chaalu hogaya tha even bukhaar bhi tha halka fulka...Meds leke main niche aaya toh aaj I guess chutti thi sabki kyunki full family lunch k liye baithi thi .Niche Mangal Abeer Meenu Sam Ravi Rishi Ami Rohit Bhai or Bhabhi sab baithey they ..Sablog mujhse galle mille pehle toh fir lunch k liye baithey ..

Sam- Bolo 2 din se ghar aaya hai or humein shakal takk naa dikhaai...

Abeer- Isne apne bed k alawa kissi ko shakal na dikhaai...

Main- Funny... Tabiyat kharaab thi be..or shakal toh tum room mein aake dekh he shakte they..

Rohit- Aise toh dekh lee thi ...

Main- Fir theek hai.

Abeer- By the way ,update milla tujhe ?? Jose ..He's here and he's crazy..Anjali wagairah se mill le aaj..

Main- come on jaanwar come on ...Abe tu besharam hai kya bilkul he .Bhai kahaan tha ??Kaise tha ??Sab theek hai ?? Tabiyat kaisi hai ??Meds leraha hai ?? Aise bhi puch shakta haina ?? Update milli tujhe...Abe hatt maarunga plate faink k...sala pagal ....

Abeer-Ye sab updates Ami ne de di thi mujhe toh pata hai mujhe kahaan kaise or kyun tha tu...Toh mujhe laga important matter par discuss kartey hain..

Main- fuck important be ..Raipta maar dunga mujhe irritate Kiya toh . aisi taisi karwaye Jose apni...Sans lene dey mereko...Robot thodi hun bhai ...36 ghante baad room se bahaar aaya hun or first question ye hai tera...Abhi dunga ek rakh k...

Bhabhi- Bus Bus ..Relax...Abeer...

Abeer- Sorry...sorry ..Abe tu khud he toh excited hota hai ye sab sunke ..Atleast pata toh chale tujhe kya chal raha hai .

Main- Nahi karna pata mujhe .Fuck you fuck your mission...

Deva- Shhhh! Khaana khaa ..

Abeer- Dekho naa bhai kya dhamki deraha he .

Deva- Tu bhi khaa le ..Sans lene dey bandey ko abhi aaya hai , bimaar hai uska Mann karega tab karlega woh...Or pata hai isse Jose ka , kal research kar raha tha uske uppar abhi iska laptop or phone bed par he paddey they dono mein Jose ki he updates le raha tha ye..

Abeer -Waah...Yahi bata deta itana sunaaya...

Main- Shut...Up..

Rohit- Abe chup...Relax hojaa...Mann kare tab kar lena...Jose ho bose ho koi ho tujhse uppar thodi hai...Tu ye dekh..Tera best friend popular horaha hai aajkal..

Rohit ne mujhe newspaper diya jisme apne principal ki news thi College principal ki ..Usne 4-5 din pehle College mein kuch students ko range hath drugs k sath pakkada tha 380 Gram Cocaine milli thi unn bachon k pass ..Jo bhenchood bahot bada amount tha college students k hisaab se but maine dhyaan naa diya abhi mood nahi tha ..

Main- Hehe...Waah ..

Rohit- Budhau hype mein hai .

Main- Yeahh..Lol..

Abeer- Apne sasur ko Budhau bolte hue sharam naa aarahi ...

Rohit- Arrey sasur budha he toh hai ..

Sam- Facts...

Main- Sam woh barber tha na MG chownk waala Mohit usko bulaa toh abhi...Bahaar jaane ki himmat nahi hai or ye beard irritate kar rahi hai bahot ..

Sam- Cool..

Ab baaton k bich lunch hua uske baad thodi derr or niche rukka main ,barber aaya Bhenchod or usne ekdum chakka chakk saaf bana diya mujhe beard toh clean save karwa di maine and baal bhi bahot chote karwa liye ,dukhi kar diya tha bc ..Ab dopehar 3 baje k aas pass mujhe nind aane lagi toh main uth gaya wahaan se .

Main - By the way bahaar kissi ko bhi nahi bataana ki I'm back ..

Sam-Copy that boss...

Ye sunke Main waapis apne room mein aagaya pehle toh nahaaya main tabtak meds ka ashar chaalu hogaya tha pait bharr gaya tha or gajab he nind aarahi thi ,abhi life mein bhook or nind he bachi thi bus, but jaruri thi ye bhi recovery k liye .

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Bahot behtareen shaandar update
Sahi family time chal raha h
Tow yeh news chal rahi h ki AP dar gaya isliye samne nahi aa raha h
Galat soch rehe h woh kehte b Tigar abhi so raha h or jab jaagta h tab kia hota h wahi in sabke saath hoga

 

[Naik]

Update-654(Their Mistake)
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654

Dopehar 3:30 k aas pass main firse Sogaya or abki baar toh bhenchood aisa soya ki seedha Subah 9 baje k aas pass utha main, pyaas se galla sukh Gaya tha almost bc warna or sota rehta..Also sir dard bhi kar raha tha.Fuckk...Ek toh meds ka nasha uppar se mere mind ki planning ki wajah se mujhe itani nind aa rahi thi ,Khair main utha toilet karke aaya and table se paani kaa mug uthaaya toh mug k niche ek kaagaj rakha tha jiske uppar kuch likha tha ,maine meds lee and paani peeya or fir woh Paper uthaaya toh uspe likha tha
"Jab bhi uthe please call me ASAP - Rohit..."

Rohit ne PLEASE bola bc kya hua ,jo bhi hua serious tha ,maine turant Rohit ko call kiya...

Rohit- Bc...Abhi utha hai ..

Main- Abe hua kya ??All good ??

Rohit- Naa ..

Main-Kya hua bc ??kahaan hai tu ??

Rohit- Court hun main ..Woh bataya tha naa Principal ne drugs pakadwaae they College mein aaj unki hearing thi court mein or Principal Main witness tha usko gawaahi deni hai aaj...Or Kal Raat 2 baje usse kissi ne dhamki di ,ek voice recording bheji hai usko ab obviously budhaau toh mental hai woh darrega nahi gawaahi dega he dega..

Main-Abe deni bhi caahiye dega kyun nahi bc .Fuck that ..Darrna kyun hai...

Rohit - I know I know...But dhamki sun be tu bheji hai tere pass ,Mouni ko bhi dhamki di hai or kya kya bola hai woh sun tu bc ...

Main- Hold kar ..

Maine Rohit ki bheji recording chaalu ki..

"Kya be master bada hero ban Raha hai ...Haan??Achi baat hai ban liya bahot ..Ab Orr nahi banana kal court jaana toh durr ki baat hai court ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi hai tune... Samjha budhaau...Agar tu court gaya kal toh samjh woh teri aakhiri galati hogi Bhenchod jaan se maar dunga saale ...Laash takk nahi millegi samjha...Or na sirf tujhe balki teri woh chammiya londiya ki bhi khatam kardunga ...Or naa keval khatam karunga saali ko pehle toh bajaaunga main or naa sirf main hum sab bajaaenge ...Saali kaa aisa rape karenge ki kissi ko munh dikhaane laayak bhi nahi rahegi ..Badi maal hai woh pata chala mujhe...Chinta Naa kar acha khayal rakhunga uska tere jaane k baad ,apni personal rakhail banaake rakhunga main...Ab dekhle usse rakhail banana hai yaa tujhe court nahi jaana...

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No no no. No...no...Mouni Rohit ki girlfriend thi or girlfriend nahi almost wife he thi ye lagalo or Rohit mera bhai tha ,saga nahi sage se badhkar tha ..Mouni meri babhi hai..Meri family hai..No..No..No...Bahot badi galati kar di thi ye toh...By God maine abhi bahot he ache time par meds le lee thi kyunki unse mera gussa 90% toh wahin dabb gaya tha but still I was mad...I was very mad...

Main- Security???

Rohit- Yeah..Anjali ne kuch officers bhej diye they and Jack ne apne bandey bhi bhej diye hain Vinny bhi yahaan hai..

Main- Pata Kiya kon hai ye ??

Rohit- Naa number fake tha no clue...Jo bandey pakkade gaye unka boss hai ..

Main- Toh unhe toh pata hoga kon hai ye ..

Rohit - Obviously...

Main- Woh bandey kahaan hain??

Rohit- Yahaan court mein abhi aaye he hain just ... Hearing suru hone he waali hai...

Main- Cool.. I'll handle this ..

Call disconnected .

Fuck No...Ye nahi karna tha ...Nope...Nope...Not at all..

Main turant niche aaya toh Jaanwar niche baitha akhbaar padh raha tha .

Abeer- Uth gaye sehjaadey ??Fir kab sona hai ??

Main- Gaadi nikaal ...

Abeer - Abhi ??

Main- Abhi k abhi urgent hai...

Abeer turant utha bahaar Rishi ki audi khaddi thi Abeer turant driving seat par aaya maine rumaal baandha munh par..

Main- Court..

Abeer- Ok..

Main- Also main jab jyaada maarne lag jaaun toh mujhe side karke tu takeover kar Lena...jyaada naa maarne dena... Tu maardena..Gussa nahi karna hai mujhe...

Abeer- Kisko be ??Or suru se he main maar dunga tu maarna he matt...

Main- Naa shuruwat main he karunga aag lagi hai...Tu bus time se aajaana bichmein or saale ki gand fod dena..

Abeer- Ok...Chinta Naa kar...Gand faad dunga bhenchod ki...

Main- Shabbas..

Abeer- Abe ek second lekin gand faadni kiski hai??

Maine recording on ki Rohit waali...

Abeer -Bhen ka lund yahi hai kya court mein ??

Main- Naa..Court waalon ka boss hai ye ,or wahi bataa paaenge kon hai ye, agar bataatey hain toh...

Abeer- Aise kaise nahi bataaenge gand faad dunga bhadwo ki..

Main- Yahi caahiye...Bhosdk dhyaan se sunle time se roukk lena mujhe warna maai chud jaaegi system ki...

Abeer- Yeah yeah Ami ne bataaya mujhe ,chinta naa kar tu...

Humlog 15 minutes baad court pohanchey Abeer gaadi park karne laga toh main akela he chal padda maine apna chehra theek se dhakka and seedhe Rohit k bataaye room ki taraf aaya .wahaan aake seedha room ka darwaaja kholke andar aaya toh andar hearing chaalu thi ...Saamne judge baitha tha uske alawa dono side k vakeel they ...2 bandey they jinke pass drugs mille they and jinki gand abhi todni thi ,unke sath unka ek vakeel tha uske alawa Vinny or uske sath kuch humaare guards they and apne Inspector Rajat bhai or Ajay bhi they .... Ab crowd mein Rohit Sam Ravi Mouni Principal Ashish Ajit Abhi Arushi or Riya mojjud they ..Ek second... Bhenchod Riya bhi hai yahaan toh...Ye toh baat nahi Hui thi bc..
Abe iske saamne kaise maarunga be ...Or bc usko bataaya takk nahi hai ki main aaya hua hun ,ye toh double gand marrgayi...

"Kon ho aap ??Mask hataaiye pehle toh and gate bandh kariye...Dikh nahi raha hearing chal rahi hai..."

Main present mein aaya judge ki awaaj se..piche se Abeer bhi andar aaya...

Main- Unfortunately,Judge sahaab ye hearing yahin khatam hoti hai ..

Maine gate bandh Kiya and andar se kundi lagaai or apna rumaal hataaya...Ye dekh wahaan bc judge se leke vakeel takk sab apni apni jagah khaddey hogaye...And ab fatti un dono London ki gand ..

Judge- Parnaam bhai...

Main- Parnaam...Judge sahaab aap jaa shaktey ho ye case Supreme Court ne take over kar liya hai...

Judge- Ji ...Ji...Jo hukkum...

Ye sunke Judge or uske clerk and helper sab back waale gate se mujhe parnaam karke nikal gaye..And Now was the time..

Continued..

Yeh nahi hona chahiye tha
Galti kardi vande ne jo family par chala gaya
Aura h bhai ka Judge salam thonk ke nikal gaya or udhar ka wakeel bhi chup chaap side me aake khada ho gaya sahi h

 

[Naik]

Update-655(The Anger)
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655

Main aage aaya or ek chair khinchke un dono k saamne aake baitha unka halak sukh Gaya tha ,gand fatt gayi thi unki...
Maine apna phone nikaala or woh recording on karke saamne table par rakha phone maine..Ab recording puri hotey hotey even unka vakeel uth gaya unke pass se usne mere pair chuwe or mere side mein aake aaram se bola..

Vakeel- Bhai court ne appoin kiya tha mujhe toh main nahi jaanta inko..

Main- Chinta Naa karo Vakeel sahaab... Nikalo..

Vakeel- Dhanyawad Bhai..

Main- Haan Bhai ..Ek baar or sirf ek baar moka dunga ,kon hai ye shaks toh soch samjh k jawaab dena...

Ye sun woh dono ekdusare ki taraf ghurrne lage..

Aadmi1-Nnn.....n..nahi..pata...

Main - Galat jawaab...

Ye bolke maine unmein se jo thoda hatta katta tha uska galla pakkada or usko table k uppar se he khinch laaya main and idhar aatey he usko piche katgharre mein faink k maara and wahaan niche se uthne he nahi diya usko niche paddey-2 ko he laatein jaddne laga main and uske baad usko uthaaya and piche deewar se sataake uske thobde par punches barshaane laga main or woh punches bhenchood bhayanak he lag rahe they like uska thobde ka structure bigad raha tha harr punch k sath ,or ab mujhe maja aane laga tha or Mera gussa mujhe take over kar raha tha toh maja double aa raha tha ab bhenchood jaanwar aaye naa bichmein or main khudse rukkne waala naa tha but finally jaanwar ne mera hath pakkada...

Abeer- I got this tu baith be kyun thakk raha hai...

Or Main toh wait he uska kar raha tha maine usko chhoda Abeer k hawaale and pehle waale k pass aaya ab woh toh uska half tha sareer mein obviously nashedi tha uske pair kaanp gaye they ..Bc mera hath pura uss bandey k khoon se bharr gaya tha ...

Main- Agla number tera hai ...

Ab woh bola jarur lekin awaaj bahaar takk nahi aai bhenchood awaaj naa nikali uske munh se..

Main- Kya keh raha haibe Rohit ye ..

Rohit ne aage aake uske kandhe par hath rakh k aaram se pucha toh usne kuch bataaya jo again humein nahi sunaai diya..Uski awaaj gayab hogayi thi Bhenchod darr k maare

Rohit- Rajiv Kaswan...

Main- Bus be jaanwar mill gaya jawaab...

Abeer- Good...

Main- Kaise ho Rajat bhai .

Rajat- Badhiya Maharaj..

Ajay-Bataatey bhi nahi kab entry maar jaatey ho india mein boss..

Main- Abhi aaya tha yaar subah ...Ye kon hai Rajiv Kaswan..

Rajat- Local dealer hai bhai ,NCB waalon ne uthaaya tha kaafi time pehle isko abhi bail par bahaar hai yahaan piche market ki side he padda rehta hai...

Main- Jaanwar...Vinny ko leke Jaa toh millke aa Kaswan ji se...

Abeer- Copy that boss...

Main- Rohit Tumlog bhi jaao toh sath...

Rohit- Gladly bhai..

Vinny- Guard chhodun Principal sahaab k sath bhai ??

Main- Naa tum lejaao main chhod aaunga Principal sir ko College...

Vinny - Ok bhai...

Main- Aao sir drop kardunga college aapko..

Principal - Mujhe sign wagaira karne honge clerk k sath..

Main- Kar aao aaram se main parking mein hun..

Maine Jaanwar se gaadi ki chaabi lee ..

Main- Aajao Mouni tumlog bhi college jaaoge naa..

Mouni- Yeah..

Main- Come on..

Maine apna rumaal waapis munh par baandha and courtroom se bahaar aaya and parking mein aaya wahaan ek gaadi Ashish ki khaddi thi and ek meri toh Ashish k sath Abhi Ajit or Arushi chale jaaenge and Riya Mouni Ravi or Principal mere sath...

Maine gaadi se paani ki bottle nikaali and pehle toh apna khoon se lathpath hath dhoya..

Ashish- Kya entry thi boss...Gajab..

Main- I know..

Ajit- Itana kon maarta hai bhai...Bechare ka munh pichak gaya...

Ravi- Acha haina aage dukhi nahi karega kissi ko..

Abhi- True that...

Mouni-Papa ko time lagega AP 20-25 minutes ..

Main- Koi naa abhi Filhaal hai itana time toh mere pass.. Tumlog toh nikalo tabtak..

Ashish- Ok boss see you in College...

Wohlog nikal gaye and Maine Ravi ko driving seat par baithaya and khud aage baitha Riya or Mouni piche baithey...

Mouni-Thanks a lot AP..

Main- Bus kya soon to be Bhabhi aise karoge ab..

Mouni- Hehee...Still Thanks... You're just great..

Main- I know...

Riya- When did you came back by the way ??

Main- Thodi derr pehle...

Riya- And where were you ??

Main- Georgia..Ami ne bataya hoga na tumhe .

Riya- Yes ..Wow...Akele Akele ghum rahe ho..

Main- Ghum nahi raha tha yaar...Kaam tha kuch .

Riya- Khaao meri Kasam..

Main- Tumhari kasam yaar...Come on...Ab shakk karogi bhalla..Ye nahi ki AP good Job jo tumne kiya abhi..Great work.. You're the best..Shakk kiye jaa rahi ho..

Riya- Mr Best 15-15 din jab banda bina contact k rehta haina toh shakk karna padta hai ,i mean comeon ek baar inform karne mein kya jaata hai tumhara..

Main- uske liye Ami ko rakha haina maine...Fir uska kya faayda hua agar uska kaam bhi main karunga toh...

Riya- I'm not kidding ...

Main- Acha baba aage se dhyaan rakhunga..

Riya- Good..And Great job AP ,in there..

Main- Yeah..Ye hui naa baat..

Riya- By the way Aisa kya kaam tha tumhara Georgia mein??

Main- Confidential information...
Ab mujhe bachaya mere phone ne jo Abeer ka tha..

Main- Yo..

Abeer- Abe hum pohanch gaye yahaan ..

Main- Bc itani jaldi..

Abeer- Haao yahaan piche ki side he toh tha 5-7 minutes ka raasta tha..

Main- Waah..

Abeer- Ye toh tune bataaya nahi ki kya karna hai iska ??Kya dekhna passand karega Jinda yaa Laash ??

Main- Maarna nahi...Jinda laash ka pata haina tujhe...

Abeer- Yep..

Main- Great ...Wahi haal kardo taaki aage kissi behan beti ki ijjat ki taraf ungali naa kare.

Abeer- Copy that..

Main- Also mujhe dikha jarur dena warna satisfaction nahi hoga Dil mein..

Abeer- Ok boss...Dikhata hun tujhe kuch derr baad..

Call disconnected..

Riya-By the way tum ye mask pehne kyun ghum rahe ho..

Main- Taaki logon ko pata naa chale ki main agaya hun...

Ravi- Usase Kya hoga be ??

Main- Usase abhi jo rumours chal rahe haina ki AP Darr Gaya hai chupp gaya hai bhaag Gaya hai etc etc inko or hawa millegi log belive karne lagenge inmein..

Riya- Ye toh galat nahi hai ??I mean tumhari ijjat ka sawaal hai..

Main- Nope...Isase mere enemies ko ek false sense of security rahegi unhe lagega ki AP toh hai nahi toh apna kaam kartey rehtey hain bina kissi tension k or tabhi mujhse mulaqat hogi unki...

Ravi- Nice...

Main- Yep...Fir banaaunga unka main Pablo Escobar..

Continued..

Bechare ka tow thopda hi bigad dia agar seedhe seedhe bata deta tow kyon maar khani padti lekin woh kehte h na ki jab tak ungli tedhi na karo tab tak kaam nahi hota h
Ria wala conversation bada majedar tha
Rajiv kaswan ko tow Abeer achche se thodega
Behtareen shaandar update

 

[Naik]

Update-656(Violence)
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656

Humlog still parking mein Principal ka wait kar rahe they..

Main- Abe kahaan reh gaya taklu..

Mouni- Hey AP don't say that...Puri tarah baal nahi gaye hain unke...

Main- Almost Taklu bol lun..

Mouni- Yeah ye sahi hai... I'll call him..

Mouni ne phone kiya Principal k pass..

Mouni- 10 minutes...

Main- Cool...

Ab Finally 15 ek minutes baad Principal bahaar aaya or piche baitha Mouni or Riya k sath and humlog nikale wahaan se..

Main- Good Morning sir..

Principal - Itana sab karne ki jarurat nahi thi AP mere liye tumhe..

Main- Aapke liye nahi kiya sir...Kasam se... You know Mouni toh meri friend hai uski jagah koi unknown ladki ko bhi aisa kuch bola hota toh bhi main yahi karta...Or Mouni toh meri close friend hai...Toh karna he tha .

Principal - Still you should've let the law handle it..

Main- Main he Law hun sir so ek he baat hai ..

Principal - Haan woh toh dekha maine.. Judge tumhare saamne hath jodke apna case bichmein chhodke chala gaya...That much power is not good for you AP...

Main- Power kabhi much nahi hoti sir ,there is no limits to how much power you can have until you can handle it..

Principal - Yes..Until you can handle it...Toh kya hoga jab tum isse handle nahi kar paaoge...

Main- That's impossible sir...

Principal- Not really..I mean currently India mein tumhare jitana toh chhodo tumhare aas pass bhi koi nahi hai in terms of power...Even tumhare bhaiya takk tumse niche hain...Tum sarkaron k sath khel rahe ho tum cabinet ministers banwa rahe ho jail mein baithey -2 ..Tum Ek International Swearing In ceremony rukkwa rahe ho ghanto takk ...

Main- Maine nahi rukkwai... Woh ministers ne force kiya mujhe aane k liye ..

Principal - Still ...These things make you powerful...

Main- Ofcourse they do ..

Principal - But kabtak handle karoge tum...You know power gets to your head..

Main- Mere nahi ..Munh mein chandi ki chamach leke paida hua tha sir main ..Aankh khulli tabse I've been powerful...Ummar k sath sath bus badhti gayi power that's about it .

Principal - That is true...From a teacher to a student always Remember AP never let power go to your head..

Main-I won't sir .

Principal - Also Violence is never the answer AP..

Main- Mere case mein Violence he only answer hota hai sir...Humesha .. Without violence there's no justice...15 din nahi tha main yahaan par or dekh lo in 15 din mein Violence nahi tha Law tha keval ,SP Anjali and team ne jee Tod mehnat ki or Saikdon logon ko arrest kar liya hai but result kya hai ???...Zero...Wohlog Bechare pura din raat mehnat karke ye sab kar rahe hain but no result ,chindi chor dealers pakkade gaye hain.. Kyunki woh by law chal rahe hain but not me..Log barbaad horahe hain drugs ki wajah se .I'll show you the results after 15 days of violence...Oh ye dekho Violence ka result dikhaata hun aapko..

Abeer ka video call aaya jo uthaaya maine...

Abeer- Ye raha boss Rajiv Kaswan...

Abeer ne dikhaaya ek bandey ko hatta katta tha but uski gand faad rakhi thi pure sareer se khoon beh raha tha..

Main- Good .

Abeer- Bol be ...Saamne dekh ..

Rajiv-B.b.b.b.bai...Bhai...Maaf kardo bhai...Galati hogayi bhai....Mmmm.mmujhe nahi pata tha ki aapka known hai woh principal...

Main- Principal sir toh chhod be tune ladki ko dhamki kaise di be ??Bhull gaya tha kya kahaan rehta hai tu ??Abe tu toh bahaar kaa nahi hai yahin guu khaaya hai tune puri life fir bhi...Tujhe kya laga kuch din AP nahi dikhega toh tu dada ban jaaega..

Rajiv -B.n.n.ahnahi ..nahi ..bhai..galati hogayi bhai..

Main- Naa naa galati mujhse hogayi jo tujh jaise cockroach ko itana bada hone diya maine ...Lekin tu Chinta naa kar main Saanp ko naa chhodta tu toh cockroach hai...

Rajiv -B.b.b.bhai galati hogayi bhai... please..bhai..

Main- Tu ye bata be tujhmein apne aap toh itani himmat nahi aa shakti thi ,teri aukat he nahi hai itani toh,fir kiske dum par uchal raha tha tu ,kisne jack lagaya tere piche...Or itane drugs tere jaise chindi chor k nokaron k pass kaise aaye...Bhonk..

Rajiv-Ww..ww.oh maar denge bhai ..

Main- Or hum toh tujhe mangalsutra pehnaaenge haina.. Abe woh toh tab maarenge jab tu yahaan se jinda bachega ..Jaanwar thok Dey be isko..

Abeer- Ok boss ..

Rajiv-Nahiiiiii....Naa...Naa...Kavya Seth or Rajesh Seth ... meri mousi or mousa hain ye....pll...pune se...Ye ab yahaan aagaye hain apne boss k sath..

Main- Kon hai inka boss ??Nidhi ???Ya Jose..

Rajiv- Ladki hai bhai koi naam nahi pata...

Main-Nidhi he hai fir toh... Ye Mousi Mousa kabse hain iss dhandey mein..

Rajiv - Mousa toh bahot saal se hai bhai meri mousi ne shaadi ki tab ye bhi sath hogayi..Pune mein known dealers hain yelog...Pankaj Pandey k close tha mera mousa...

Main- I see...Tabhi Nidhi k close hai...kahaan se laaya drugs tera mosa obviously Pune se jeb mein daalke yahaan toh laaya nahi hoga...

Rajiv- Unke boss ne diye bhai...Wohlog sath kuch nahi laaye they Pune se ...

Main- address??

Rajiv- Harr tisre din hotel badal rahe hain bhai..Last time Bus Stand k saamne waale Sharma hotel mein they...But uske baad toh 2 or badal liye honge...

Main - ..Jaanwar Details le le saari isase and fir parcel kardey hospital..

Abeer- Copy that boss .

Main- Good Job...

Call disconnected...

Main- Dekha sir ,ab isko without violence tackle kartey toh isko arrest kartey fir court lejaatey fir puchtaach kartey toh bhi kuch nahi batata ye or batata bhi toh bhi tabtak ye iske mousi mousa Saikdon logon ko apna zehar bech chuke hotey...Dekha with example prove kar diya hai...

Principal - Good For you ..Yahin roukk do aage kahaan jaaoge..

Main- Staff parking mein chhod dunga sir..

Principal - Tum staff thodi ho...

Main- Aap toh ho...

Principal - Toh gaadi meri thodi hai...

Main - Waah...Uttar jaao sir ..

Principal uttara gaadi se..

Principal -Thanks AP..

Or Aisa bolte he woh bc bina jawaab sune 100 ki speed se mudd gaya...

Main- Bc baarish hogi Aaj toh budhaau thanks bol gaya..

Mouni- 100%...

Main- Ok..Guys..tum bhi uttar jaao ab..Yaa uttarke gate kholun...

Riya- Tum nahi aaoge college..

Main- Hell no...

Riya- Kyun ??

Main- Abhi bola toh tha main chippke reh Raha hun yahaan aaunga toh dikhega nahi sabko...

Riya- Ok..Ok..See you soon AP...Bye...

Main- Bye..

Mouni- Bye AP ..Thanks AP. You're the best..

Main- I know ..

Riya- Bye Ravi...

Mouni- Bye Ravi..

Ravi- Bye Bhabhis...

Ye sunke Riya or Mouni dono sharmaake bhaag gayi...

Ravi- Cute...

Main- Cute toh tu hai bro..

Ravi - Bhagg bhosdk gay kahin ka...

Main- Lo ab tareef bhi naa karun bhai ki..

Ravi - Londey ko tareef mein Cute kon bolta haibe gandu...

Main- Gand marra bhosdk...Jhant lag raha hai tu..

Ravi- Thanks..

Continued

Violence kia or result fatak se mil gaya
Rajiv ke mausa mausi se mil rahi thi Rajiv ko drug
Ravi wali conversation majedar thi