Update-611(Mission Iraq?)
611
3.0-So Thailand mein obviously Constitutional Monarchy ka system hai yaani Yahaan PM bhi hai or Raja bhi hai waise toh PM sabse jyaada powerful hai but sirf dikhaane k liye asli power Raja k pass hoti hai log bhagwaan maante hain usko uske ek ishaare par sarkaarein girr jaati hain.. Toh maine socha PM ko khareed k kya karega Raja ko khareed letey hain issliye maine J ko bheja Raja k pass ,lekin Raja ko khareedne gaye toh pata chala uski net worth bhenchod 100 Billion k aas pass hai toh usko kya he diya jaaye lekin jaise he Raja ko pata chala na ki J underworld ka aadmi hai woh khud aage se raaji hogaya bola ki jo caahiye woh maango badle mein usse jo caahiye woh maang lega.. Humne haan kardi or Chun cartel ki maa chod di..
Main-Raja ko badle mein kya caahiye??
3.0-Bataya nahi usne..
Main-Abe kuch impossible hua toh...
3.0-Naa toh, Apni step mother ko marwana hai usse..
Main-Bhenchod..
3.0-Yeah..maar denge budhiya apne kya kaam ki..
Main-Usne bola maarne ko??
3.0-Naa main samjh gaya... Woh chhod naa be tu.. So ab baaki 2 leaders bache Chun cartel k woh iss area ko bechke apna underground hona caahtey hain or woh humein khareedna hai.. Uske liye J gaya hua hai aata he hoga.. Tabtak freshn up hojaa..Or drugs lene ki sochna bhi matt...
Lekin tabhi gate knock hua..
3.0-Khol dey J and team hai..
Maine gate khola toh saamne J Tha T tha and unke sath unke 4 log or they wohlog mere saamne jukhe and fir andar aaye toh maine gate bandh Kiya..
3.0-Tell me the good news J..
J-Good News toh hai boss but unfortunately ek bad news bhi hai..
3.0-What ??
J- Ye farm bech toh rahe hain wohlog but Yun he nahi Auction lagaaya hai unhone or auction mein iska price 1.5 billion jaa chuka hai..
3.0-What the fuck ???what the fuckkkk???1.5 Billion...1 Billion max mein khareedne ka plan tha usko...1.5 billion??
J-Yeah or boss yahaan nahi rukka hai League ,High Command or ROW teeno final bache hain auction mein toh price or uppar jaa shakta hai..
3.0- Fuckkkk...I Mean League and High Command 1.7-1.8 Billion se uppar nahi jaaenge Row humaari gand maar shakta hai wohlog 2.25 takk toh jaa shakte hain yaa thoda uppar bhi yaani 2.5 Billion safe bet hogi agar khareedna hai toh...
J-Yeah..
3.0- Bhenchod...Ye hua kaise ??log 600-700 Million nahi de rahe they iss kachre k ab Billions par aagaye .
J- Unfortunately boss Cartel ki side se I guess leak hogayi hai news ko Entity ki side se koi interested hai Farm ko khareedne k liye toh logon mein curiosity badh gayi ki Entity ko isme kya caahiye log samjh gaye ki kuch toh hai isme bus fir kya tha ...
3.0-Fuckkk...
2.0- Ek second..Tumlog he entity ho right ??or tumlog entity banke he Farm kareed rahe ho toh logo ko pata nahi chalega ki ye farm tumhara hai ya J ka hai or yahi ya fir tum Entity ho..
3.0-NO NO...Hum Farm nahi khareed rahe hain..Humne Ek Aadmi create Kiya hai jiska naam hai Pravitel Smerti ye ek Russian agent cum businessman hai jo Hidden hai jiska naam pata kissi ko nahi maalum , obviously pata hoga bhi kaise kyunki aisa koi shaks hai he nahi bus ye ek persona hai jo humne banaya hai ...Ab logon ki najaron mein woh Entity ka ek part hai issliye woh itana hidden hai ..ab obviously log usko dhundaney ki koshish karenge ki aisa kon aagaya jisne ye Farm khareeda or iske baad bahot kuch or bhi kahreedne waala hai lekin log kitana he dum lagaa lein unhe kuch millega nahi kyunki real mein aisa koi hai he nahi toh millega kaise lekin log ye nahi samjhenge unhe lagega ki ye toh pakka real hai tabhi saamne nahi aa raha or entity ka part hai toh gayab rehna samjh aata hai..Or Entity ka part hai toh itana paisa hona laajmi hai..Yaani sab perfectly set hai..
2.0-Matlab real mein Pravitel Smerti koi hai he nahi..
3.0- Haao..Main he Pravitel Smerti hun .. Pravitel k naam par he Turkey ka bridge chalta hai or ussi k naam par ye farm chalega or ussi k naam par aage sab business chalenge...
2.0-Fucking hell you're so smart it's not even funny..
3.0- I know..Ab issue ye hai ki 2.5 Billion USD kahaan se laaenge ..1 Billion muskil se reserve mein padda hoga uske alawa 1.5 billion extra toh farm khareedne k liye he caahiye uske alawa production suru karwana padega usme Paisa lagega transportation mein Paisa lagega...We need more money J ...
J- Yeah boss..
3.0- Tu bol be T , Accountant tu hai ,Paisa leke aa...
T- I mean boss humlog apne harr business se tax bhi vasull lein toh bhi aas pass nahi pohanchenge iss number k..And tax is a bad idea abhi se tax lene lagenge toh logon ko lagega hum laalchi hain and we only care about money..
3.0- Yes..Smart...Taxing is a bad idea...How about Loan?? Ellie 2 Billion Arrange kar shakti hai ??
T- Kar nahi shakti boss but karwa shakti hai...Khudke pass itana paisa reserve nahi hoga uske pass but uske contacts se karwa shakti hai woh...But unke interest rates jyaada honge ..
3.0- Woh issue nahi hai...
T- Dena bhi jaldi padega boss or agar abhi Farm suru kardenge toh bhi ye profit dena kaafi din baad chaalu karega usase pehle payment karni pad jaaegi loan ki or Ellie fans jaaegi payment nahi hui toh or Ellie fansi toh problems ho jaaenge..
3.0- Yeah..Yeah...Ellie nahi fansni caahiye not at all she's very important...
J- Toh uske alawa koi dega nahi boss Entity ko 2 Billion USD...I mean dhamki deke maangenge toh log 2 Billion ka 10 Billion bhi de denge lekin fir wahi humaari image kharaab hogi ki Entity ek Money laundering organization hai..
3.0-Yeah.... Entity ka naam bhi nahi kharaab kar shakte.Soch bhi nahi shakte...
J-Toh boss ab kahaan se laaein itana paisa woh bhi itana jaldi Kyunki auction soon over ho jaaega..
3.0-Fuckkk...Let me think...Ok...ok...1 billion humaare pass hai ab Ellie se baat karo usko bol Loan caahiye ASAP... Arrange karwaaye...1.6 Billion yahaan farm k liye and 1 Billion extra...2.6 Billion Dollars ka loan uthwaao..
J-2.6 Boss ??? 1 Extra kyun ??
3.0- Caahiye hai...
J-Ok boss..But uska loan itana jaldi denge kaise ??
3.0- De denge...Bahot jald dedenge...Time se pehle dedenge .2.6 k 3.0 Billion denge woh bhi Maheene k andar..
J- What the fuck boss..Itana paisa laaenge kahaan se??
3.0 - Greenlit Mission Iraq... Mission Iraq Is A Go..
J-Whattt????Bo
sss No chance...It's too Early...
3.0- It's never Too early J ...Start it..
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