Rohit1988
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Meenu - Yelo Bhabhi..
Bhabhi- Tu kar, choti bahu k hathon se buri najar jaldi uttarti hai..
Meenu ne meri najar utaari..
Deva- Chal tu khaana waana khaa main aata hun tabtak..
Main- Kidhar jaa rahe??
Deva- Tere college..
Main-Wahaan kya hai??
Deva- Rohit Ne Blood donation camp lagaaya hai badhiya bheed aai thi kai ministers aaye they state and centre k ,centre waale toh abhi gaye hain main bhi jaa he raha tha end karna hai jaake mujhe camp..
Main- Waah.. Rohit active horaha hai matlab..
Babbi-Jabse tune bola haina ki politics mein active ho jaa tabse daily toh tere bhai k sath jaa raha hai logon k bich or weekly aisa kuch charitable event kar raha hai..
Deva- Ohh yeah.. He's serious..
Main- Great.. Woh aapki tarah born politician hai or kahaan jaaega..
Deva- Agreed... Chal main jaake aata hun.. Publicity ho jaaegi..
Main- Wait.. Main naha leta hun main chalta hun sath.. Give me 5 minutes.. Ache se publicity ho jaegi.. Iss bahaane doston se mill lunga..
Bhabhi- Doston se yaa Riya se..
Main- Ahem ahem.. Main naha leta hun..
Deva-Hahaha. Jaldi aa.. Naina ji aap pohancho tabtak College..
Naina-Ji..
Main- Ohh.. Ye gaadi aapki he hai kaafile mein se kissi ko bolke le jaao ye bhi..
Naina-Ji..
Main andar aaya..
Bhabhi-Khaana??
Main- Breakfast karke nikala tha bhabhi..
Bhabhi- Jail ka??
Main-Naa aaj badhiya kiya tha..
Bhabhi-Ye itane bade bade baal or daadhi leke jaaega.. Koi pehchanega b nahi..
Main- Hahahaha.. Inki bhi jarurat padegi.. Abhi nahi katwaaunga..
Bhabhi- Please katwa lena you look terrible..
Main- Ok..But Not yet..
Main bhagke room mein aaya finally bhenchod ek bhayankar shower liya 15 minutes shower k niche raha main.. Jail ki smell dhoni jaruri thi.. Ek Pack body wash and shampoo khatam kardiya maine and finally ready hoke niche aaya main..
Bhabhi-Waah.. Ab toh baal theek lag rahe hain..
Main- Theek?? Bhabhi I look dashing with long hairs.. Chalo bhai..
Bhai k sath bahaar aaya main toh Vinny gaadi le aaya ..
Main- I'll drive Vinny..
Vinny- Main chala lunga bhai..
Main- Arrey bahot din baad gaadiyaan chalaane milli hain I'll drive.. Tu baith aish kar..
Vinny Aage baitha Bhai or Gupta piche baithey and main driving seat par aaya and Haweli se bahaar nikala toh bahaar bhai kaa kaafila bhi ready tha 15+ gaadiyaan thi kuch aage aai kuch piche or humlog bich mein ..
Deva- Vinay bhi aagaya??
Main- Naa usko wahin rakha hai 25-30 din orr.. Balvant wagairaah kaa khyaal bhi toh rakhna hai..
Deva-Ohh yeah.. Sahi kiya..
10 minutes baad hum log college pohanchey toh bahaar college ka gate takk sajwa rakha tha Rohit ne..
Main- Damnnn.. Rohit is doing great... Posters dekho...
Deva- Ohh yeah..Rohit Sam Ravi or ek woh tumhara dost tha naa kya naam hai uska.. Sumit??
Main- Sumit??
Gupta-Shubham bhai..
Main- Ohh yeah.. Shubham..
Deva- Yeah ye 4on or inke dost he lage hue hain saara kaam khud karaaya hai..they're doing great.. I'm proud honestly.. Abeer Jack or Rishi aaj gaye they bus help karawane.. Otherwise sab unhi ki mehnat hai..
Main-Fuck yeah.. Ticket leke rahega matlab aap se woh..
Deva- I hope so.. Khussi khussi dedunga.. Bua ji MLa thi, iske papa fufaji back to back 5 terms mla or Cabinet Minister haryana.. Ab ye ban jaaega..
Main- Yeah I guess..
Deva- Kya matlab guess?? Kahin MP toh nahi banaaney waala Rohit ko direct?? Or banaega bhi toh kahan kaa??abe Yahaan kaa toh nahi?ahahaha?Meri seat toh nahi khaane waala tu??
Main- Naa naa.. MLA he theek hai..
Deva- Good Kyunki main apni seat tere alawa kissi ko nahi dene waala.. Or tu seat lega nahi..
Main- naa naa Rohit nahi lega aapki seat..
Deva-Great..
Main- Aapki seat Mangal lega..
Deva- What the fuck??
Main- Yeah. Next term Mangal ladega yahaan se..
Deva- Abe main budha aadmi kahaan jaaunga fir..
Main-Bhai aap Lahore se chunaav ladoge naa tab bhi jeetke aaoge..
Ye sunke sablog hans paddey..
Deva-Jokes apart kya plan hai??
Main- Agle election's takk kuttey ki tarah kaam karna hai Mangal ko yahaan par.. Mangal ki entry politics mein Godlike honi chahiye.. Jeet toh woh pure North India ki kissi bhi seat se jaaega lekin yahaan ektarfa jeetega literally ektarfa. 11 Lakh+ votes se jeetega woh, record victory hogi . Impact padega.. Aap toh kahin se bhi ektarfa jeet jaaoge .. Mangal ka impact hua toh cabinet mein easily entry karwa denge . Agli baar Gharse 2 cabinet post deni hain.. Aapko Bhabhi ne kasam de rakhi hai... Bhabhi yaa Meenu ko itana bada headache lena nahi hai.. Sam Ravi are too young.. Abeer ki image galat hai.. Bachte hain Mangal and Rishi.. Issliye Mangal ko yahaan se ladwaaenge.. Jeetatey he Next time Cabinet mein direct Health + Agriculture ministry uski hongi.. Rahi baat Rishi ki toh Rishi chunaav ladega nahi toh usko RajyaSabha se bhejenge he's smart very smart toh Finance and education woh lega lekin agli puri term nahi Jagat uncle ko 4-5 saal he PM rakhenge 2.5 ye and 1.5-2.5 Next term mein se yaa maybe or kam.. Jaise he Rishi ko thoda experience ho jaaega we'll move him to Prime Minister post..
Deva- Main wahi soch raha tha ki PM post kabtak chhodenge.. Obviously abhi bhi apni he hai but you know apne pass hogi toh farak padta hai.. Jagat uncle toh abhi bhi chhodne ko taiyaar hain so unhe aage koi dikkat nahi hogi.. That's smart.. Rishi maan jaaega??
Main- Bhai desh ka Pardhan Mantri bananey se kon mana karega..
Deva- True that..
Main-Aap hote toh better hota.. Abhi se PM apna he hojaata...
Deva- Yeah I would've loved to but tujhe pata hai I promised Deepu..
Main- Yeah.. Yeah.. Maybe I'll talk to bhabhi..
Deva- Really?? Agar Deepu ko koi mana shakta haina toh woh bus Tu hai..
Main- Next term k liye mananaa cha
alu karna padega bhabhi ko.. Fir Ghar se 3 Cabinet post ho jaaengi and you'll take Prime Minister's...
Deva- Please kar..
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