Update-594(Almost There -2)
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Bhai, Jagat uncle or baaki leaders President se millne pohanch chuke they or kareeb 45 minutes takk andar meeting chalti rahi ,hum wahin SP office mein baithey news dekh rahe they .
Udhar Balvant bawligand still plane mein he tha uska plane bhi thodi derr baad land hone waala tha or uske pass bhi ek pendrive thi jo kaafi dangerous ho shakti thi isliye uska ilaaj bhi side by side chal raha tha..
Ab finally President house se gaadiyaan nikali literally saikdon gaadiyaan thi wahaan or harr gaadi mein India k bade bade neta mojjud they..
SP-Yahaan bahaar bhi media ikkatha hone laga hai bhai.. Bahot jyaada..
Main- Unhe Pata hai PM wagairaah yahin aaenge sabse pehle..
SP-Bilkul.. Ye Archana bhi bahaar he aagayi hai..
Usne Archana ki taraf ungali kartey hue kaha jo Tihar k bahaar se live thi..
Main- Inki bhi fatt gayi hogi aaj bhaag bhaag k..
Vinay- True..
Main- DG,SP sahaab , Bahaar situation sambhaalo Bhai or PM ko aage aane do uske baad ek ek karke gaadi andar aane do ek jaaye toh dusara aaye.. Bus 2-3 minutes per leader rakho..
DG- Ji sir. Inko bhi bahaar kar dun..
Main-Naa naa Neha ji ki toh shakt jarurat padne waali hai kuch minutes baad.. Ye dono Londo ko le jaao..
DG- Chalo re..
DG Prisons, SP, Commisoner or baaki officers chale gaye wahaan se Nilesh Nitin ko bhi legaye wahaan ab bache Main Jatin Vinay Neha or Shruti..
Main- Jatin Vinay ye chairs mere saamne failaa dey..
Wahaan 10-15 chairs thi jo Jatin ne saamne lagaa di main bichmein baitha tha SP ki chair par..
Main- Haan ab tum dono bhi yahaan iss Hall k gate par khadde ho jaao bhosdko jaan pehchan banaao saare desh k cabinet minister yahaan aaenge..
Jatin- Ji bhai..
Main- One by one aane dena andar..
Vinay- Ji bhai..
Main- India k sabse powerful logon ko line mein lagwana hai tumhe..
Vinay- Ahahah.. Ji bhai..
Vinay or Jatin bahaar gate par chale gaye ab wahaan bache Shruti or Neha..
Main- Please baitho.. Neha ji... Baitho..
Woh dono mere side mein baithi..
Main- Hello madam.. Don't be scared.. Darro matt.. Main naa toh tumhe suspend karne waala naa he tumhe koi or saja dene waala .. Aise sada munh leke matt baitho.. Guests aarahe hain mere beijatti karwaogi..
Shruti- What do you want from us AP??
Main- Tumse toh kuch nahi chahiye.. I know tum clean ho tumhe toh bus issliye rakha hai taaki Neha ji ko company mill jaaye abhi itana ganda munh banaayaa hai akele mein toh ye ro deti..
Neha- I'm.. I. I. I... I'm.. Sorry..
Main- Apology accepted..
Neha- Really??
Main- Ji.. Madam main grudges nahi rakhta kissi se mujhe agar koi problem hai toh main ilaaj kar deta hun turant.. Tumhara bhi kar deta but multiple reasons hain jisase tum bach gayi first tum female ho, second tum law official ho, third tumhaare pass koi choice nahi thi Sudha ki baat sunaney k alawa tum khud trapped thi fourth and most important tum meri help karogi bahot badi help.. Issliye maine personally nahi liya kuch bhi.. Ye sab tum orders par kar rahi thi.. But 2 galatiyaan ki tumne pehli Jatin ko hath lagwaaya.. Second aaj ye hathiyaar leke aai tum yahaan..
Shruti- Ye tumhe hurt karne k liye nahi they.. Ye sirf daraane k liye they AP kasam se.. Balvant Sir ne khud bola tha ki le jaao lekin use nahi karna kuch bhi.. Bus daraana caahte they hum toh..
Main- Still.. Ye sochna bhi galat hai ki tum mujhe touch bhi kar dogi..
Neha- I'm sorry.. I'm sorry.. Orr kya karti main.. Diksha Pandey ji ne saaf kaha tha mujhe ki agar main tumhe pakkad lungi toh woh mujhe chhod degi I mean iske baad mujhe unke under nahi rehna tha main finally free ho jaane waali thi.. Or uppar se ye unhone surely kaha tha ki aap paise khila rahe ho toh saare iljaam sach hain mujhe nahi pata tha sab juth hai.
Main- Juth toh nahi tha.. Paise toh khilaae hain maine.. Come on bina paise bhalle itani badi sarkaar banti dekhi hai kabhi.. Don't worry tumhe bhi apni galati ka paschataap karne ka moka dunga main..
Neha- I'll do anything..
"There He is , The KingMaker himself... "
PM Jagat uncle ne andar aatey hue kaha.. Unke sath Bhai, Abeer, Mangal or Rishi bhi they..
Main- Hell yeah... Congratulations guys..
PM- Congratulations to you AP..
Main khaddey hoke unn sabse galle milla..
Deva- Le pehle toh munh mitha kar..
Abeer- Jagat ji aajaao aap bhi.. Sathmein Pic lelete hain teeno ki..
Deva- Haan aao aao..
Main bichmein ,ek taraf India ka PM or dusari taraf India ka Real PM..
Rishi- Ye photo aag lagaa dene waali hai..
Mangal- Of course.. Trimurti..
Main-Hahaha..aao ..Baitho baitho..
Woh sab log mere side mein baithey or saamne waali chairs khaali thi jahaan baaki leaders ek ek karke aajaaenge..
Deva- Finally tune kar he dikhaya..
Main- Shakk tha kya bhai..
Deva- Arrey kabhi nahi.. Tujhpe aankh bandh karke bharosa hai humein..
PM- Mujhe tha shakk AP ki itana sab toh possible nahi hai lekin andar he andar ye bhi pata tha ki koi agar ye kar shakta hai toh tu he hai.. Or jaise he tune Bengal mein sabse pehle seats le Lee naa kuch he minutes mein tab mujhe bhi yakeen hogaya tha.
Main-Hahaa..
Deva- But bhai.. Jo bhi hai.. You did the impossible.. Literally.. Filmy style mein sab kiya tune.. It was crazy... Log baawle horahe hain.. Literally bawle.. Pure India mein diwali manaai jaaegi aaj toh..
PM- Bilkul.. Gajab AP just gajab..
Main- Ab jaldi se swearing ceremony bhi organise karwa deni hai..
PM- Tu cabinet posts done kar tab aage badhein..
Main- Arrey woh toh aaplog karlo..
PM- Naa naa sab tune set kiya hai tujhe better pata hai..
Main- Jinko jo jo promise ki hai woh toh deni he hain baaki jo bachi unki aaj main list banaake bhej dunga aap dono usme jo theek lage usko confirm kardena jo naa lage usko change kar dena.. Major Posts Keval or keval senior leaders ko di jaaengi.. Or jo flashy posts hain i mean dikhaave ki posts hain jo day to day jyaada dikhti hain tv par ya social media par jaise IT, Sports, youth etc woh seats young generation ko di jaaengi ..
PM- Jo tujhe theek lage.. Uska kya hua??
Gang ka..?
Main- Unka bhi ilaaj karunga Balvant plane se uttar jaaye fir dekhte hain.. Kya karta hai woh..
Continued..