Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Raj Singh]

Congratulations for 1100 pages completed. Waiting for next update AP bhai

 

[Sushilnkt]

Update

 

[Hunterrrr69]

Intejar update ka AP bhai

 

[Janu002]

for 1100

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

ए. पी. के तीनो पर्सनैलिटीज - 1.0 , 2.0 & 3.0 - के बीच का कन्वर्सेशन शानदार था । ए. पी. का 1.0 पर्सनैलिटीज बाकी के दोनो पर्सनैलिटीज से बिल्कुल मेल नही खाता । वह संवेदनशील है , एक आम मानव की तरह विहेव करता है , लोगों से मोहब्बत करता है , आम इंसान की तरह गुस्सा भी करता है , मतलब कुल मिलाकर एक आम आदर्श शहरी है ।
वैसे 3.0 वर्सन के नशे का.... प्रचंड कोकीन सेवन का खामियाज़ा भी 1.0 को ही भुगतान करना पड़ता है ।
लेकिन कुछ करने के लिए कुछ है भी तो नही । आखिर है तो यह तीनो वर्सन एक ही व्यक्ति के ।

इसके पहले 3.0 ने मास्टर्स , इल्डर्श और हाई कमांडर की सारी प्रोब्लम न सिर्फ झटके मे दूर कर दी बल्कि उनके फैमिली के साथ हुए गलत कृत्य का रिवेंज भी ले लिया ।
इस कार्य के लिए ए. पी. साहब को जहां सौ तोपें की सलामी होनी चाहिए थी , दिल से कृतज्ञ होना चाहिए था वहां पर इनके लिए कारावास की सजा की बात करी जा रही है ।
वह भी किस जुर्म के लिए ! एक क्राइम जगत से जुड़े पाकिस्तानी नागरिक की हत्या के लिए । क्या बात है !
तुर्किए के शासक की हत्या पर कोई आरोप नही । तुर्किए के सैनिकों की हत्या करने पर कोई वांदा नही । तुर्किए मे जगह जगह हिंसात्मक वारदातों पर कोई रिएक्शन नही ।
एल्डर्श और मास्टर के दुश्मनों को कानून के खिलाफ जाकर मारने पर सब कुछ वाह - वाह ।
लेकिन एक पाकिस्तान क्रिमिनल की हत्या से अंतरराष्ट्रीय कानून का उल्लंघन हो जाता है । इस से बड़ा मजाक क्या हो सकता है !
इसे कृतज्ञ नही कृतघ्न कहा जाता है । एहसान - फरामोश कहा जाता है ।

ए. पी. के 3.0 वर्सन का उद्देश्य अंडरवर्ल्ड का बेताज बादशाह बनना है , और यह मैने कई बार कहा है कि अंडरवर्ल्ड की सवारी करना कागज की नाव पर सवारी करने जैसा है । शायद 3.0 अपने मकसद मे कामयाब भी हो जाए , पर 1.0 का क्या ! क्या 1.0 इस हकीकत को स्वीकार कर सकता है ! आखिरकार 365 दिन मे 300 से भी अधिक दिन 1.0 का वर्सन ही अस्तित्व मे रहने वाला है ।
खैर , देखते है 1.0 के किस्मत मे क्या लिखा है !
खुबसूरत अपडेट ए. पी. भाई ।

 

[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii par kar Maza Aya gya ab new update ka intazar ha bhaii

 

[Rohit1988]

Waiting for long update AP 316 bro

 

[AP 316]

Update-470(Fucked) ​

470
Mujhe headquarters k hospital mein almost 2 din baad honsh aaya tha or masters and baaki milne aaye they mujhse..
Main-So kitani casualties?? Kitane logon ko maara 3.0 ne?


Norman-Bahot jyaada, bahot jyaada.. Iss baar kuch alag he tha woh.. But thankfully wahi caahiye tha so bura matt feel karna.. Bahot logon ki jaan bach gayi uski wajah se..


Main-Im glad.. So guys.. I know main abhi aaya hun yahaan technically but jaana padega mujhe bahot din hogaye yahaan . . 10 din hogaye i think total and i gotta go..


Norman-Yeah.. Jab bhi tu acha feel kare plane wait kar raha hai tera..


Main-Im feeling good right now..


Norman-You can go now then..


Main-Niharika di meds pack kardo meri..


Niharika-On it..


Main-So guys kuch bura hua toh sorry mera 1% part bhi nahi tha jo kuch bhi hua usme so please dont hate me..


Chloe-Nobody can hate you.. Samjha.. You are the best..


Main-Thankyou.. But still.. I love you guys or kabhi bhi kuch bhi caahiye ho toh I'll be here...


Bovice-We know..


Niharika-Remember AP.. BE NORMAL... Kuch bhi ho jaaye be normal. 3.0 k tips hain ye toh tujhe seriously maanleni caahiye uski baat..


Main-I will..100%...


Uske baad main bed se utha or sabse galle mila and apni meds leke bahaar aaya kaafi weakness thi pain tha fever tha but ye kuch din aise he rahega or itane din or yahaan nahi rehne waala tha main.So Main Chang Ami or Claire jaa rahe they Sara or Randy humein airport drop karne aaye..


Randy-It was nice meeting you AP.. Tujhe pata hai kabhi bhi koi bhi help caahiye mujhe bataana..


Main-Sure bro..


Sara-Take care AP..


Main-You too Sara..


Andar Chang ne sahaara diya mujhe or humlog plane takk Pohanchey and finally andar baitha main tab chain aaya mujhe..


Main-Buri gand marri hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..


Chang- You'll be fine boss don't worry. .


Main-Yep.. Gharpe kya scene hai??


Ami-Sab theek hai all good.. Time to time main babhi or Abeer ko bataati rehti thi ki aap theek ho etc etc.. Also Riya ko bhi..


Main-Great..


Ami- Divyang haryana aachuka hai boss or Indian Politics mein bhi kaafi uthal puthal chal rahi hai.. Aag lagi hai Indian Politics mein.. Centre girr rahi hai ekdum se, kaise i dont know itane strong they wohlog or ab girrne k chances hain ekdum se ye sab kaise possible hai wahi samjh nahi aaraha boss..


Main-Ok.. Divyang kon??


Chang-Divyang Matlab Bhusan ka beta boss..


Main-Kon bhusan..


Chang-Bhusan.. Boss.. Sanjay kaa 4th piller..


Main-Oh..


Chang-Boss woh banda dangerous hai..


Main-Aisa kaise??


Chang-Underworld k level ka banda hai woh bhayanak.. Sanjay ka left hand hai ye, uska Senpati hai woh, Sanjay k mostly log uske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka Internationally karta hai ye kaam boss woh... Orr..


"Be Normal"


Mere andar se awaaj aai.


Main-Chup chup... Mujhe nahi jaanana abhi toh nahi atleast.. Bhenchod sans toh lene dey.. Kuch din k liye main kuch bhi nahi karne waala. Niharika di ne bola hai BE NORMAL.. normal rehne dey mujhe.. Fuck Bhushan fuck Sanjay maa chudaae apni..


Chang-Ok.. Boss jo aap kaho..


Ami-Yeah.. Badhiya hai Normal he raho..


Ab main akela aake baitha or baithate he nind aa gayi mujhe , itana thaka hua tha ki 48 ghante so ke bhi mann nahi bhara mera.. Ab so raha tha main ki bhenchod humaare plane ne bahot jorr se jhatka khaaya jisase meri nind khull gayi..


Main-Kya hua bhenchod??


Chang-Bosss.. Seat belt baandh lo we are crashing..


Hell no bhenchod... Aise nahi marrna hai bc mujhe... No fucking way.


"MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY"


Captain chilaaya or main seat belt laga shakta usase pehle plane crash hua ..


"Nooooooooooo"


Main chilaaya Or idhar bhenchod jump maarke apni seat se utha main..


Chang-Boss?? Kya hua??


Main-Bhencod.. Sapna.. Madarchod.. Ab kai din ye maa chudwaaenge apni.. Fucking hell bhenchod mere toh sapne bhi Full HD mein hote hain farak death k baad he pata chalta hai..


Chang-Its ok boss.. Land hone waale hain humlog..


Ab humlog Delhi Land Hue subah 11 baje..Wahaan se dusara ek plane mujhe or Ami ko meri city drop karne waala tha, yahaan se gaadi mein jaane kaa mood nahi tha mera..Mood kya bhenchod himmat naa thi itani derr baithe rehne ki..Subah 12:30 baje humlog meri city mein land hue and gand faad dum lagaake airport se bahaar aaya main or wahaan bahaar aake humne Taxi he lelee gharpe he jaake bataaenge sabko..


Main Taxi mein bhi so gaya bc jabki raasta pura 20 minutes kaa tha and finally mujhe Ami ne jagaaya..


Ami-Boss.. Wake up.. Gaon aagaya..


Main-Aage chal naa..


Ami-Gaadiyaan lagi hain aage ...


Maine saamne dekha toh haweli k gate se 150-200 meter durr they humlog or yahaan se aage takk bhenchod gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan khaddi thi uske alawa behisaab police force bhi mojjud thi wahaan.. Uske alawa media vans bhi thi bahot saari.. Gaadiyaan VIP thi or unke uppar lage tags se saaf tha ki ye humaare party k netaon ki he gaadiyaan thi..


Main-What the fuck??


Ami-Yeah Deva bhaiya koi press conference karne waale they tumhari party k sab MP Mla"s k sath... Kyunki Center government mein uthal puthal chal rahi hai or news thi ki woh MP's ko khareed rahe hain sarkaar chalti rakhne k liye or tumhari party k MP's kaa naam bhi tha..


Main-Humaari party k 99% netaon ko paison se nahi khareeda jaa shakta haan agar Ruling party dark games khel rahi hai toh alag baat hai otherwise humari party waalon ko koi nahi khareed shakta..


Ami-Yahi prove karne k liye Deva bhaiya ne sabko bulaaya hai press k saamne..


Main-Interesting..


Ami-Center mein kya hua pata hai??


Main-Fuck center. Gand marrae. Chal chalte hain.. Iske paise dey..


Ami-Mere pass konsa paisa hai..


Main-Mera phone bhi off hai.. Rukk bhai andar se bhjiwata hun..


Driver-Koi baat nahi maai baap aapse paise leke kya karunga..


Main-Bhakk bc.. Paise liye bina nahi jaana main bhejta hun kissi ko..


Ye bolke humlog gaadi se uttare or aage aaye..


Main-Bhencod.. Itani durr kon paidal jaaye ab.. Bc..


Mera bag bhi Ami ne uthaaya or Main aaram aaram se finally aage takk aaya or aage police waalon ne barricades laga rakhe they..


Main-Haan bhai.. Naa rukkne kaa time or na himmat hai..


Inspector-Aapko rouk k kahaan jaaenge maai baap..


Main-Thankyou sun woh Taxi waale ko paise deke aa toh jarra..


Inspector-Ji Bhai..


Main-Pranaam shyaam kaka..


Shyaam-Aagyaa beta..


Main-Yep ..


Shyaam-Yun achanak gayab naa hoya karr Tu ...


Main-Kya karun Kaka majboori hai.. Mere jaane k baad tumlog kaam nahi karte lagta hai ye gaadi waadi theek se lagwaaya karo 5 kilometre durr se paidal aaya hun..


Shyaam-Chal jutha.. Woh toh sab jaldbaaji mein hua issliye..


Main-Good..


Main finally andar aaya toh bhenchod andar literally pura lawn full bharra tha logon se or humaara lawn bhenchod football ground se bhi bada hai.. Almost 500-600 log they wahaan par.. Ek hisaab se party he thi woh kyunki khaane peene etc sabka intejaam tha wahaan.. Humaari party k sab elected neta uske alawa orr bade bade leaders, humse connected businessmen, other vips sablog they uske alawa press waale bhi they behisaab.. Actually mujhe reason pata nahi tha but ye bhai ka tareeka tha apni power show karne ka obviously kuch toh chal raha hai Central government mein or yahaan sabko bulaake bhai apni power dikha rahe they pure india ko, ki unke logon ko koi nahi khareed shakta.. Interesting..


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[AP 316]

Update-471(Hallucinations) ​

471


Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..


Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..


Main-Just..


Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..


Rohit-Haan bc.


Woh teeno mere galle mille..


Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..


Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??


Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.


Main-True..


Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.


Main-Yeah i guess..


Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..


Deva-AP...


Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..


Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??


Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.


Babhi-How are you feeling??


Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..


Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..


"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "


Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..


"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""


Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..


Maine usko apna hath diya..


Main-Haina bukhaar??


"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "


Main-Welcome..


Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..


Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??


Main-Great..


Babhi-Nice..


Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..


Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??


Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..


Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..


Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..


Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..


Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..


Rohit-Copy..


Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??


Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..


Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..


Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??


Main-Hain mere pass..


Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..


Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..


Deva-Sorry Sir..


Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..


Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..


UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..


Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..


Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..


Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..


Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..


Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..


Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..


Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..


Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..


Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..


Main-Khulla hai..


Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..


Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..


Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..


Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..


Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..


Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..


Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??


Main-Yeah.. All good..


Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..


Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..


Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..


Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..


Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..


Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..


Surendra-Marrega toh tu..


Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..


Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..


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[AP 316]

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 2 updates posted read and give reviews.. Reviews mein firse lazy hogaye ho tumlog , aise nahi chalega tumlog lazy hoke mujhe lazy bana doge aisa issliye matt karo reveiws do