Update-211(Setup?)
Chang-Sahi suna, aapki Mona darling ne Anil k sath hath milaya hai..
Main-Iski Maa kaa bhosdaa bhenchod, koi naa mill lenge isase bhi.. Tu ek kaam kar bahaar nikalwaane kaa plan bana Yahaan se, main khud millunga usase..
Chang-Karta hun kuch..
Call disconnected.. Maine woh phone chipaaya and apna roll number leke bahaar aaya.. Aaj mere sath Keval Aditi or uski team he jaaegi Baaki police waale nahi jaayenge kyunki dabe paon college Jaana Hai and exam Mein baith Jaana Hai. Aditi k according police waale sath honge toh sabko pata chal jaaega ki AP aaya hai and then again fir ussi din waala scene hoga issliye mere sath keval wohlog he chalenge.. Jo Achi baat hai bc I hate bheed.. Ami bhi nahi Aa shakti thi mere sath..
Aditi-Ready??
Main-Yep..
Ami-Best of luck boss..
Main-Thanks.. Chaliye Ji..
Main bahaar aaya toh bc hathkadi lagaane lage mujhe..
Main-What the fuck??
Aditi-Sorry AP aaj humlog akele he hain koi risk nahi le shaktey hum..
Main-Yeah sure.. Sure..
Humlog fortuner Mein he nikale, college k back gate se entry Lee humne and wahin uttara main Baaki sab bhi mere sath aaye. Pehle toh room check karna tha bc exam suru ho chuka tha 2 minute late tha main ghum k iss taraf aane Mein late hogaye issliye notice board k pass koi naa tha maine mera roll number dhunda 2nd floor par tha mera roll number..
Humlog Uppar aae room k saamne pohanchey toh ek mast maal c madam thi andar.. Woh bahaar aai.. Maine mera roll number dikhaya usko and Aditi ne apni I'd.. Uske Baad meri hathkadi kholi unhone.. And bhenchod ek dusari hathkadi nikaal k mere pairon Mein lagaane lage..
Main-What the fuck is going on??
Aditi - Hum bahaar hain AP.. Best of luck..
Ab bc pair bandh Jaane k Baad main chotey bache jaise kadam rakh rakh k aage badha toh Yahaan meri puri class mojjud thi Sam, Ravi, Arushi, Ashish, Ajit, Mouni, Divya, Sana, Sneha Abhi, Lucky and Baaki.. Anaa bhi thi wahaan.. Filhaal sab paper Chhod mujhe ghur rahe they bhenchod gandu log.. Ab main apni seat par aaya jo last Mein thi kyunki bc last year sabse last Mein admission liya tha maine.. Last Mein main or mere saamne waale bench par lucky or side waale bench par Ashish and Abhi baithe they and uske aage Anaa thi..
Madam-Ye lo name wagairaah likho..
Filhaal answer seat milli mujhe..
Ashish-Oye AP kaisa hai??
Main-Mast.. Tu suna..
Ashish-Badhiya bhai..
Lucky-Kya bc Gand maarli teri toh??
Main-Aji lund mera..
Madam-Shut up back there..
Main-Iski maa kaa bhosdaaa bhenchod ki..
Maine mera name wagairaah likha usme tab madam ne question paper dena suru kiya sabko..
Ashish-Bc kya chal raha hai tere sath bhai..
Main-Lund paper karne dey be..
Abhi-Bata naa be kya hua aisa??
Lucky-Haan..
Main-Lawdo paper karlo..
Ashish-Humein bmc lawda Kuch nahi aata khaali denge..
Main-Haan toh mujhe aata hai mujhe karne do..
Ashish-Bc waapis kab aaega?? Permanently..
Main-Never..
Abhi-Aisa Matt bol be..
Main-Madam ye bakwas kar rahe hain mere sath..
Madam-Shut up and finish your exam..
Main-What the fuck..
Lucky - Meri jaankaar hai woh kuch naa bolegi..
Main-Ab suno main time se kaafi finish karke tumhe answer sheet dedunga karlena ab chup hojaao bhai..
Lucky-Hell yeah..
Maine question paper dekha toh bc bhaari easy tha jo banda previous year waale padhke aaya hoga woh bhi khussi khussi pass hoga.. Ab maine suru kiya paper toh thankfully unhone disturb naa kiya mujhe. Haan harr 15 minute Mein Aditi jarur aake check karke Jaa rahi thi mujhe.. Ab bc maine 85 % kardiya tha half time se bhi Pehle actually aata toh mujhe Baaki 15 % bhi tha but mere hath itane Dard karne lage they ki Gand fatt gayi thi or naa likha gaya issliye maine utana he likh k chhoda.. Ab Lucky ne mere sath sath he likh liya tha piche dekh dekh k toh maine seat di Ashish and Abhi ko..
Main-Lo be gareeb..
Or main baith gaya raja maharaja type kyunki abhi Jaane naa dene waali thi ye gandu.. Maine room Mein najar maari toh Sam or Ravi bc likh rahe they maadarchod ye he padhne lage mere Jaane k Baad chalo acha hai..Ab iss bich meri najar takraai Anaa se woh meri taraf he dekh rahi thi maine turant najar churaai and bc mast baith gaya sir bench par rakh k..
Main-Ab jaun be??
Lucky-Jaa abhi Jaane degi..
Abhi-Thanks bhai..
Lucky - Yeah thanks bc..
Ashish - Love you no homo..
Maine apni seat uthaai or jhatke se utha tab mujhe realise hua ki mere pair Mein Bhi hathkadi lagi hai bhenchod issliye jhatke ki wajah se main almost girr gaya tha bhenchod abhi khopra futt Jaata Yahaan beijati hoti woh alag, main bc bench ka sahara leke bacha then aaram se aage badha aisa behave kartey hue ki kissi ne kuch nahi dekha.Mera ek ek kadam mere pair ko Dard de raha tha, jaanwar bana diya tha maadarchod log ne.. Finally main net 5 minutes mein bahaar nikala toh gate k just bahaar Aditi and team mojjud they.
Aditi-Great, done??
Main-Oh yeah..
Aditi-Let's go then..
Main-Kya go?? Ye hathkadi..
Aditi-Oh Haan thanks Yaad dilaane k liye.. Deep..
Ye sun woh maadarchod Deep mere hathon Mein hathkadi pehnaaney laga..
Main-Arrey mera Matlab ye pair se nikaalo..
Aditi-Woh ghar Jaake nikalegi..
Main-What the hell main niche kaise uttarunga??
Aditi-Easy hai Dekhlena.. Lets go guys..
Main-OK sure. You know Aditi ye mujhe torture karna trigger karna this doesn't effect me at all.. I know Abeer and Anjali ne bola hai tumhe but I don't mind this you can do whatever you want..
Aditi-I will..
Main-But remember jab mera time aaye tab ye kehtey hue nahi rona ki Humne kya kiya tha blah blah..
Aditi-Are you threatening us..
Main-Exactly..
Deep-Madam kya aap bhi iski chappar chappar sun rahe ho iski jindagi humare hathon Mein Hai ye Yaad dilwaana jaruri hai isko...
Main-Shut the fuck up you ugli ass looking bitch..
Deep-What the fuck did you just say??
Main-You heard me chalta reh rukk Matt lawde.. Tumlog ko pata haina main kon hun? Kya lagta hai mere piche kissi kaa support nahi hai toh main kamjor hogaya i can destroy you guys anytime I want.. You guys are literally nothing in front of me.. NOTHING.
Aditi-We will see about that..
Finally bhenchod Gand faad Dard k Baad main seedhiyon se niche uttara and Gaadi takk pohancha Maa chod dunga in dallon ki.. Gaadi mein baithaya gaya mujhe bc hath or pair dono locked they Gand fatt gayi Gaadi mein baithne Mein.. And finally humlog nikale wahan se.. Main road se hotey hue city k andar ghusse humlog main mast bc relax feel kar raha tha kyunki hathkadi kaa Dard kam tha lekin tabhi gandu driver nee maari break Ekdum se main pura hill gaya bhenchod..Driver Deep gandu he tha obviously..
Main-What the fuck..
Saamne dekha toh wahaan ek tractor bandh hogaya tha..
Deep-Bhenchod abhi thokdeta.. Kar kya raha hai ye..
Ab woh tractor bc 90's kaa tha bandh hone k Baad start naa ho woh bechara Tau pura dum laga liya lekin tractor naa chale..
Aditi-Dusari galli se lele..
Deep-Dusari bandh hai sewerage kaa kaam chal raha hai ye bade bade pathar rakhe hain bichmein..
Aditi-Dhakka maarne bula raha hai..
Tau ne ishaara karke Humein dhakka maarne bulaaya.. Deep uttara uske alawa Baaki k 4on aadmi bhi uttare Gaadi mein bus main Aditi or 2 female or bache.. Wohlog gaye Tau k pass dhakka maarne he waale they ki bc humari Gaadi ko maari side se kissi vehicle ne bhayanak takkar itani bhayanak ki bc gaadi durr Jaake ulti hogayi.. Or meri Gand tutt gayi in sab Mein.. Kyunki Baaki 3no ne seat belts lagaae they yaa aaram se baithe they main bc sandwich ban gaya tha bahot jagah se Gand futti .. Kaan Mein "Beeeeppppppppppp" hogayi main pura chakkara gaya. Ulta padda tha main Gaadi mein. Ab obviously mere hath or pair dono bandhe they jiski wajah se mujhe or jyaada ludakna padda.. Main kuch samjh paata usase Pehle Suru hogayi wahaan firing.Behisaab firing.. What the fuck.. . This is fucked up..
Ab bc Pehle toh main honsh Mein aaya theek se then mujhe realise hua ki Aditi jo front seat par thi woh bahaar nikal gayi hai Gaadi se and piche jo 2 Ladkiyaan thi back seat par woh bhi nikal gayi hain Gaadi se bahaar ab unke liye easy tha bc kyunki ek toh unhone seat belts pehni thi yaa fir pakkad k easily baithi thi then front toh airbags bhi they toh unpar crash kaa impact naa hua and second wohlog k hath or pair nahi bandhe they ab mere liye ye bahot hard tha main Pehle toh seedha hua apne gutano par bc jagah jagah kaanch faila tha or bahaar lagataar firing horahi thi ab bahar kaise nikala jaae main aage front seat par aaya ulti Gaadi mein and front gate jo Aditi ne khola tha usase rengtey hue bahaar nikala or bahaar nikal k jameen par lait gaya bc ab Jaake Sans aaya lekin tab mujhe Dhyaan aaya ki maadarchod firing horahi hai idhar issliye main utha jukhe hue he ab main deewar or Gaadi k bich Mein tha or dusari side yaani road ki side firing horahi thi maine side se dekha toh Aditi or woh Baaki 2 Ladkiyaan ek truck k piche se firing kar rahi thi saamne waalon par and unke jo sathi they yaani jo 5 dhakka maarne uttare they wohlog Mein se 3 ko toh goli lagi thi i mean jinda they woh as 2 k pair Mein or 1 k shoulder Mein goli lagi thi.. And Baaki 2 uss tractor se cover leke firing kar rahe they.. Ab firing kar kon raha tha mujhe koi idea nahi tha.. Humein takkar ek bade se truck ne maari thi jisase abhi Aditi wagairaah cover lekar firing kar rahe they.. What the fuck just happened bhenchod.. Ab main wahaan akela tha tab mere dusare taraf se bhi firing hone lagi toh bc mujhe Gaadi k door se cover lena padda..
"AP I know wahaan hai tu Surrender kardega toh in Baaki sab ko Chhod dunga"
Ye awaaj pehchaan gaya main ye awaaj Dk Ki thi Dk jo Anil kaa left hand tha bhenchod Gand Marr gayi.. Ab mere pass koi option nahi tha main Bhaag shakta nahi tha kyunki dusari side firing horahi thi and idhar se Ye Dk or kuch bandey or aagaye they ab.. Piche deewar thi woh kaafi unchi thi or mere pair bandhe they toh main kudd nahi shakta tha..Iska Matlab main trapped tha wahaan. This is not good not at all.. Fuck...
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