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Bheed ne 30 seconds Mein Sab cover karliya tha 100% Iss plan ka layout Chang ne banaake diya hoga kyunki itana perfectly ussi kaa plan Jaa shakta hai.Maine Ami ko ishaara kiya toh woh Jaake fortuner Mein baith gayi..
Aditi-Cover AP.. Cover AP.. I am calling for backup..
Ye bolke Aditi Gaadi se apna phone nikaalne gayi uski team mere 4on taraf fail gayi but bheed itani thi ki un sabko gumm kardiya unhone and tab milla mujhe time mere pass koi bhi nahi tha.. I mean log toh bahot saare they but police yaa Aditi ki team nahi thi wahaan.. Ab mujhe backside Jaana tha uske liye best option tha main canteen Mein jaaun kyunki canteen Mein Ek back gate hai jo mujhe bahot he easily bahaar pohancha shakta hai woh lock rehta hai but chaabi Laxman k pass hai uski.. Ab main Bhaag shakta tha or apna kaam karke surrender kardunga or bolunga ki bhenchod kya karta log Gand maarne lage they meri wahaan par bc mushqil se Jaan bachaake bhaaga hun main.. Issliye main bhaagtey hue canteen Mein aaya toh canteen waalon ko koi Matlab nahi tha bahaar kya horaha hai Sam and Baaki sab k sab wahin baithey they unhone mujhe dekha maine unhe but mere pass time nahi tha main back gate ki side bhaaga..
Main-Laxman Gate khol ye..
Laxman-Aaya bhai..
Main-Abhi khol be.. Jaldi..
Laxman udhar aaya jeb se chaabi nikaali or gate khol he raha tha ki kissi ne uske hath pakkad liye maine dekha toh ye Digvijay k woh 2 bandey they jo abhi mujhe dhamka rahe they kuch seconds Pehle but farak ye tha ab woh 3 they.. Digvijay nahi tha wahaan woh piche ek table par baitha hans raha tha..
Ladka1-Ab bol beta Kahaan jaaega?? Fans gaya naa akela.
Main-Chup be lawde Jaana Hai mujhe durr hattjaa baadmein aana..
Ladka1-Haan pata hai Humein bahaar kya horaha hai tabhi toh moukka milla hai..
Main-Listen bahot jyaada Maar dunga main.. A Laxman gate khol..
Ladka2-Halwa hai kya..
Main-Trust me beta jyaada lag jaaegi I promise ek baar maarna suru kiya toh rukkunga nahi main.
Ladka2-Aaja dekhletey hain..
Ye bolke ussne Laxman se chaabi cheen Lee.. I hate this I fucking hate this orr delay hoga ab. Ab aise he nahi Maar shakta tha unko main Pehla waar unka hona caahiye cctv laga tha red batti on thi Matlab chaalu tha.. Ab I know wohlog piche nahi hattenge kyunki Saari canteen dekh rahi thi..
Main-Are you sure??
Ladka1-Haan..
Main-Dekhlo..
Ladka1-Kya Dekhlein be..
Ye bolke ussne maara mujhe dhakka and that was the game over for them.. Maine dhakke se ubharrtey he maara usske pait Mein punch,jo itana bhayanak laga ki woh apne ghutano par girra or jo coffee abhi kuch minutes Pehle pee thi ussne woh Saari ki Saari farsh par ulti aagayi.. Tab 2nd bandey ne nikaali hockey jo ussne apne piche chuppa rakhi thi woh maarni caahi ussne mujhe toh maine woh left hand se pakkadi and right hand se diya uski ribs k Uppar punch woh bc tedha hogaya tab maine cheeni uske hath se hockey and usko Maari laat woh piche table par girra Jaake logon ki coffee woffee durr Jaa girri.. Ab last banda rukk gaya isko nahi maarna abhi issliye main waapis 2nd bandey ki taraf mudda usse table se uthaaya and deewar k sahaare khadda karke di maine woh hockey Ekdum uske munh k Uppar saale k ek do daant toh jarrur gaye honge woh munh se khoon ugalta hua niche girra ab mujhe distracted dekh k woh third banda piche se aaya mujhe pata chal gaya tha uske aane kaa lekin maine usko roukka nahi Pehla waar uska hona caahiye issliye maine usko maarne diya ussne piche se laat maari mujhe jo mujhe lagi thoda aage ko hua main lekin then muddtey he di maine hockey uske pait mein woh bhi apne ghutano par girra or girrtey he maine maari hockey uske shoulder par woh bhi Uppar ki taraf se woh bhi full power k sath woh Gand faad chilaaya kyunki hath dislocate hogaya tha uska woh niche girr padda or chilaane laga hath pakkad k tab maari maine laat uski ribs k Uppar jo on point lagi or uske hath k sath sath uski ribs bhi gayi woh Parr kattey pakshi ki tarah chatpataane laga.. Then main waapis aaya first bandey k pass woh bechara table ka sahara leke jukh kar khadda tha uske munh se non stop vomiting horahi thi.. Main gaya uski taraf and maine maari woh hockey full power k sath uski right knee k Uppar ab 3 cheezein hui ek sath Pehli woh hockey tutti then uski knee tutti and then uski Gand fatti woh Gand faad chilaata hua niche girr padda tab maine uska hath pakkadke khincha usse and aage ek chair k pass leke aaya chair k niche uska hath fansaaya and diya Gand faad jhatka bus woh bechara Dard k maare behosh he hogaya kyunki uska hath or pair dono tod diye they maine... Ab main waapis 2nd bandey k pass gaya usko ek laat deke nikal lunga bc or main usko laat maarne he waala tha ki mujhe laga meri pith par koi chinti nee kaata and main hath piche lejaata usase Pehle laga mujhe bhayanak shock Ekdum se bhenchod main niche jameen par girr padda or pura vibrate hone laga, meri puri body Mein current doud raha tha or main niche padda padda chatpatta raha tha Tab main samjh gaya ye taser tha .. Bc Gand fatt gayi thi jiske 2 reasons they first current kaafi jyaada tha and second I hate electricity mujhe agar thoda bahot current bhi lagta hai toh he Gand fatt jaati hai lekin abtoh bhenchod 50000 Volts kaa current meri body Mein doud raha tha saala meri aankhein khulli thi but dikh kuch nahi raha tha meri puri body hill rahi thi but uspar mera koi jorr nahi chal raha tha.. Finally woh sab rukka or bhenchod maine ek lamba sans liya at least 1 minute toh mujhe process karne Mein lage ki hua kya abhi then main uthke baith gaya tab dekha maine saamne Abeer Anjali Jiya Deepak Ajay and Rajat khaddey they or Abeer k hath Mein taser tha.. Ye bhenchod itani jaldi kaise aagaye? Raaste toh jam hogaye they saare.. What the fuck.. Matlab yelog yahin they picha kar rahe they.. Inko pata tha main kuch toh karunga.. Bhenchod..
Ab taser se mujhe ek or bahot badi dikkat ye hai ki obviously current mind par sabse jyaada ashar karta hai or mere mind par koi cheej bahaar se ashar kare toh andar Jaake double lagta hai issliye bc main blank saa horaha tha jo maine abhi socha woh fir soch raha tha.. I know ye temporarily sabke sath hota hai tase hone k Baad but mere mind k sath khilwaad mujhe bilkul pasand nahi hai.. Saari canteen mujhe he ghurr rahi thi bhenchod issliye main utha..
Abeer-Good Morning AP. Fighting??
Main-Self defense with proof.. By the way idhar aao toh tumlog..
Abeer wagairaah mere pass aae..
Main-(Aaram se) Listen to me carefully you dumb fucking idiot agar aaj k Baad kabhi bhi kissi ne bhi mujhe tase kiya naa toh I promise you uske sareer ki ek ek haddi alag alag karke todunga.. And I am serious about that..
Abeer-Yeah you are just mad tera plan flop kardiya ye 3 ladko ne.. Kahan Jaane waala tha?? Kya karta Bhaag Jaata then kand karke surrender kardeta ki main Jaan bachaake bhaaga tha.. Aisa he karne waala tha na??
Main-Woh sab doesn't matter and i hope tumlog sun rahe ho next time beshak meri taang Mein goli maardena lekin agar mujhe tase kiya toh I am not kidding Abeer I'll fucking destroy you..
Ye bolke main wahin ek table par baitha..
Main-Laxman ek coffee..
Bhenchod meri khopdi Mein abhi bhi current doud raha tha maano ek baar ko toh rukk Jaata and then fir suru.. Dimag Mein gudgudi horahi thi bhenchod.. Can you believe that.. Maine apne hath dekhe jinmein still kampan horahi thi, issliye i hate electricity bhenchod.. Abeer wagairaah ne un londo k liye ambulance wagairaah bulaai..
Laxman ne coffee di mujhe maine coffee lee toh meri najar saamne waali table par paddi jispar sam wagairaah sab baithey they woh log bhi mujhe he ghurr rahe they or jaise he maine uss taraf dekha un sab ne najarein hata Lee apni keval Anaa ne eye contact banaake rakha mere sath.. Usase najar maine hataai bc usse dekh kar pata nahi kyun mujhe guilty feel hota hai.. Maine coffee ki sip Lee tab Jaake mera mind ek jagah Jaake rukka maine 2-3 sip or Lee coffee ki tab Jaake body stable hui meri or maine Baaki coffee wahin rakh di bus itani kaafi hai..
Tab wahan principal aagaya ye or gaali khaaega maadarchod..
Principal-What the hell is happening here.. Ofcourse tum ho mujhe pata tha tumhaare alaawa ye sab koi kar bhi nahi shakta.. I told you you don't deserve to be here AP let students study..
Ye sun main uske saamne khadda hua..
Main-Fuck you and fuck your dumb rules..
Ye sun bhenchod puri canteen Mein sanaata chaa gaya Principal toh blank hogaya bc usko kaato toh khoon nahi..
Main-Yeah ab dhamki doge ki you are suspended blah blah.. Toh listen mujhe koi suspend nahi kar shakta Iss college se uske liye tumhe high court se permission leke aani padegi jo mill jaaegi jisme saalon lag jaayenge.. Tabtak main he hun..
Abeer - Principal sir aaiye aaiye.. Isase durr hojaao ek baar sab..
Abeer Principal ko leke gaya wahan se pakkad k woh still shocked tha Gand maardi saale ki ab kya ijjat reh gayi usski college Mein bc lund mera.. Then main Digvijay k pass gaya jo ab najarein chura raha tha mujhse..
Main-I know tujhe nahi pata tune Kitana bada nuksaan kardiya mera but let me tell you something I'll ruin your life now.. You'll literally regret every decision you made against me.. And Haan time Pehle Bhi mera tha ab bhi mera hai and aage bhi mera he rahega.. You run this place?? I run this whole fucking state bitch..
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