NSFW The XForum PooP - #3~ The Racist, The Sexist & The Incest Edition

[Yug Purush]

"बुर जो चोदन मै चला, बुर ना मिलया कोय "

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[Yug Purush]

Place:Ganga-Jamuna Red Light Area,Nagpur

Time:08:56 AM

"ye teeno kya गच्च maal hai bhai..." Dirtybiker ne apni gandi nazar waha se abhi-abhi paar hui Ek scooty ke taraf ki aur bina filter wala cigarette mujhe pass karte hue kaha "waise in teeno ko dekh kar mere man me just ek story plot aa gaya... Title rahega Three Girls of My Life... "

wahi khade-khade waha se paar hoti baaki ladkiyo ko bhi gandi nazar se dekhte hue Dirtybiker ne mujhe us story ka plot bataya,jo usne teen ladkiyo ki gand dekh kar socha tha... aur mere dimag me aaya ki kyun naa... ye thread chalu kare uske pahle main hee kar doon kisi ko kya hee pata chalega


"waise ye teen jo abhi scooty se paar hui, unme se ek ki shadi ho chuki hai... Bhag ke shadi ki thi usne.. Baap lawda, dam me kood ke suicide kar liya... Samajh nahi aata baap chutiya tha, ya ye ladki..."Cigarette mujhse wapas chhinte hue DB ne kaha

"Pyaar.... Pyaar chutiya tha "

"Wo toh hai ... Waise yadi future me apni bhi ladki hui toh....? "

"toh...??"pure gand ka jor lagakar maine kash kheecha

"toh... zindagi bhar dar laga rahega naa, ki kahi wo bhi naa bhag jaaye "

"Tu ladki paida hone dega kya, bhai.... tu toh bhala insaan hai dustbin me nahi daalega?" haste hue maine aise hee kaha... par DB thoda serious ho gaya aur apne jeb se ek card nikal kar hachak se meri oor sarkate hue bola...


"भ्रूण हत्या नहीं सुना क्या , भाई...?? Dustbin wala system toh purana ho gaya.. Ye raha doctor ka card jo ye sab karta hai... naam kuch chutiya type hai, Bunty "

"WTF... Kya bol raha hai be... chheee lawda..."

"तेरी परीक्षा ले रहा था, तू पास हो गया भाई..."

"Ab jab pass ho gaya toh naukri bhi dilwa dena, Muudi type bhool mat jaana par uske pahle...... "

Hello guys and gays , girls and shemales , lesbians and incests sorry wrong smiley.... Incests ​

Trust me,when i say it... Main bilkul bhi Poop-3 nahi laana chahta tha... kyunki already main bahut busy hoon. . waise bhi PooP-1 & PooP-2 toh free time ki paidaish thi. Jiska maqsad sirf aur sirf logo ka mazak udana tha aur dil ko thes.. Dhes...ठेस ko roman hindi me kya likhnge ? anyway toh mera maqsad sirf logo ka mazak udana tha aur dil ko ठेस pahuchna tha aur jisme me kamyab bhi raha... Lekin fir Lounge me member inactive hone lage jiske kaaran raat ko mutth maarne ke baad ya fir hagte samay mujhe realize hua ki main apni shaktiyo ka galat durupayog~ दुरूपयोग kar raha hoon... mujhe iska sahi durupayog karna chahiye aur ek din park me ek ladke ko apni girlfriend ka doodh dabate dekh babool ke ped ke neeche mujhe gyan ki prapti hui aur maine usi din Shagman Studio ko dissolve kar diya ((actually, sab chhod ke bhag gaye... Kyunki salary me maine bhi unhe wada kiya tha ki unke account me 15-15 lakh rupaye aa jayenge... Aur 15 lakh ka sach toh jaante hee hoge ))anyway , toh Shagmen Studio par taala lag gaya .. Aur idhar main story likhne me busy ho gaya. is beech story contest bhi hua. Mujhe khud ki tareef toh nahi karni chahiye aur main bilkul karunga bhi nahi par.... Contest me maine ek story post ki... ~A LONER


main ye naahi kah raha ki mere dwara likhi gayi story ~A LONER , is decade ki one of the best story hai aur main ye toh bilkul bhi nahi kah raha ki contest me 50 stories ki jagah yadi 1000 stories bhi post hui hoti tab bhi 1st main hee aata par......

par xforum.live & xossip.com ki lagbhag har story padhne wali best reader Naina ne kaha hai ki..​

Meri nazar mein A loner kahani is Decade ki sabse best stories mein se ek hai shayad isliye

~Ling

aur wahi desi forums universe ke one of the best writer ke fan, nain11ster unkil ne kuch ye kaha.....again
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Dost meri baat mano pahle padhne ka dayra badhao.... "Loner" ek aisi kahani thi jo chand 40 se 50 story ke bich participate hone wali kahani nahi thi... Among 1000 of super best quality stories "Loner" position will remain same...

Jaisa ki maine kaha ki mujhe khud ki tareef nahi karni chahiye aur main karunga bhi nahi ,par sach to sach hai . Is bich kuch ladko ne like u.sir.name ne bich bich me puchha ki next poop kab aa raha hai.. Lekin maine unko aur unki request ko aise ignore kiya jaise bf dekhte samay hum launde male actor ko ignore karte hai...

Lekin pichhale dino Indian Princess ne request ki aur boli ki PooP-3 ke badle me wo pyar se mera BDSM karegi... Thread bhi khol diya ek..

SGP for scoop editor : protest :​

Ashleel ashleel messege bhi ki... Toh fir socha ki kar hee dete hai.. Kaun saa scoop team ki tarah hume teen-char mahine lagenge.. Talented log hai... Teen din me nipta denge


Isliye main nikal pada PooP team ki talaash me.. Jaha dirtybiker mujhe jald hee mil gaya..jo lockdown me kabad binne ka dhandha chaupat hone ke baad ek gadariye ke ghar se bhed chori karke bike pe bhaag raha tha....

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Lekin AK 24, wo nahi mila... Aur Ristrcted se puchhne pe pata chala ki usne abhi haal -filhal me bawasir ka ilaaj karaya hai... Ristrcted ne hath ki ungaliyo se size tak bata diya ki kitna bada bawasir tha... Isliye main new member ki talaash me nikal gaya,jo humari tarah hee besharam, Bakchod, Bakaiti karne wala ho... Par yaha par sochne wali baat hai ki Ristrcted ko ak21 ke bawasir ka size kaise pata tha... ? Kahi ye dono... khair, apni -apni choice, hume kya (

So, The Shagmen Studios Presents........



The Sexist, The Racist & The Incest Edition
~By SGP 2009 & DirtyBiker ​

P.S. 1: mera maqsad Xforum Scoop ke 7 team members (jinhone milke sirf 2 post create kiye, baki toh table hai) unko neecha dikhana nahi hai.. wo toh inspiration hai hum sabke liye ki kaise bina kisi mehnat ke scoop post kiya jaa sakta hai.. yahaa tak toh fir bhi thik hai.. Par ulta wo defend aur kar rahe the Scoop ko ki official hai, members ko troll nahi kar sakte. PooP me sirf 1 post troll ka rahtaa hai, usko hata do. fir....?? khair, ab kyunki wo inspiration hai isliye unke post quote karke sabke saamne dikhana achi baat nahi hai... Fir bhi Yadi jisko jyada hee khujli ho rahi ho wo apni gand se ungali nikal kar sunghte hue Scoop - June edition dekh sakta hai. Kyunki PooP ka maqsad scoop ko neecha dikhana nahi hai (( ab jo already neeche ho usko kya neecha dikhana ))



P.S. 2: kisi bhi members ka mazak udana bilkul bhi shobniya nahi hai, main bhi iske sakht (_/\_) khilaf bhi hoon.... lekin sach naa bolna ye bhi toh galat baat hai naa isliye neecha toh dikhana padega


P.S. 3: chut lund me gire, yaa lund chut me... Chudna toh chut ko hee hai ~Sexy Saahityakar( Chutologist, Periodologist & Boobologist )

 

[Yug Purush]

"चूसती, चुदती क्यों नहीं, चूची तेरी सुपारी...
एक दिन तू भी चुदेगी, मस्त पाँव पसारी..."
~सेक्सी साहित्यकार​

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[Yug Purush]

"चुदत -चुदत सब दिन गये, बुझी ना सुरईया प्यास
चोद के किसने जग को जन्म दिया, थ्योरी ऑफ़ लापलास " (sci fi दोहा )​

~सेक्सी साहित्यकार
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[Yug Purush]

~ ^ ~ Pooper of The Month ~ ^ ~




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Is baar Thread ko aur Xf ke most famous award Pooper of the month me transparency laane ke liye Pooper of the month ka award Shagman Studio nahi, balki XF ki aam junta degi... Wo bhi Voting ke jariye. Ab ye XF ke useres par depend karta hai ki wo kise apna next pooper of the month chunna chahte hai. Voting line, अनिश्चित काल tak ke liye khuli hui hai... Isliye vote kare. Maine aisa isliye kiya kyunki aakhiri baar log mujhpar bhed bhav aur pakshpaat ka aarop laga diye the ki ki apne favorite person ko maine pooper of the month ka award de diya... Isliye humne admin team ke member se baat karke decide kiya ki kyu naa ye XF ke members par chhod diya jaaye, main bas poll me name add kar dunga aur XF members vote karke decide karenge ki kisko Pooper of the Month award diya jaaye. So Vote, Bitches....


Winner will Get: dibba + gand me 1000 laat


And for the best Pooper of the Month, the Nominees are.......

1. Mastram(Banned) : urf masti bhaiya... Bahut charche hai inke story section me. Maine waise masti sir ki koyi story toh nahi padhi aaj tak, aur ye masla story ko lekar hai bhi nahi. Mastram pahle Story thread chalu karte the , updates wagerah dete aur jaha interesting mod aata waha readers ka KLPD karke story rok dete aur fir readers se aage ki story ke liye paise maangte jiska pata Under Wear Agent KSHMR ko chala aur usne Lounge me ek thread khol dala....jaha Masti bhaiya ne xf ke story section ki mast beijjati mari aur jiske baad us samay jo -jo online tha, usne Kamasutra ka har position Mastram par try kiya :

For More Details, Click here !
(Baad me dekhna be, abhi baaki nominees ko dekh lo )


2. Dirty_mind : The Family Abuser from Nepal.

Iska victim aur koyi nahi balki main khud hee hoon ek din jab main subah/raat ke 3 baje mootne utha toh moot-te hue adatan ek hath se mobile me xf khola aur dusre hath se .... Anyway toh mujhe notification dikha,mere profile pe iske comment ka... Main socha hoga koyi fan lawda... ATMAKAMI -2 ki request karne wala..(kuch log kar dete hai kabhi-kabhi). Isliye khushi khushi maine click kiya aur jaise hee meri profile khuli..meri fat ke chauraha ho gayi... Ek se ek behtareen shabdo ka upyog karke mere liye gaaliya likhi hui thi jise padhte hee maine socha ki... Ye hai kaun lawda, ise toh pahle dekha tak nahi aaj se pahle... Pakka mere kisi Victim ka alias hoga. Par ye alias nahi tha, bilkul nahi... Infact, pnv ka famous banda tha aur ek se se badhkar ek hit threads diye hai isne pnv section ko... For example ~ मदरचोद लड़के (Sach me hit hai be, millions me view hai )

Anyway, toh maine post screenshot admin team ko send karke isko pm kiya ki...

" Kaise re lawde, Kaun hai be tu aur teri kya gand maari maine jo meri profile pe jaake hag diya... Tujhe toh main jaanta bhi nahi. "


Jiske baad isne fir wahi meethe bol bole ab hoon toh main bahut sharif par aisa bhi kya hai fir main bhi chalu hua..chalu hua matlab... Thik dhang se... No Holds Barred matlab maa-behan se lekar, ek -dusre ki countries tak ko... Aur itne thik dhang se ki mere chalu hone ke 5 minute ke andar hee ye apni chudi hui gand leke admin team ke paas rote hue pahuch gaya aur kikiyane laga ki Shri Gyan ji mujhe abuse kar rahe hai socha hoga ki jaise admin shuru ke post dekh hee nabi paayenge


lekin main fir bhi nahi ruka... aur aage bhi pelna jaari rakha.. Jisme ye bhi kaha ki... Saale Nepali... chaukidar... Yadi humare Up, Bihar ke ek district ke log bhi bhej diya naa toh pura nepal pela jayega... Idhar report pe report ye kiye jaa raha tha, udhar main abuse pe abuse... Fir Lucifer ko aana pada ladayi shant karane. Jisme mujhe warning ke sath-sath Infraction bhi diya gaya


Main screenshot bhi post karta lekin Lucy edit kar dega baaki private me kisi ko chahiye toh... Well, you Know the next procedure

The Twist: par ye tha kaun...? aur abuse kyun kiya...? Main jhaat nahi sochta kyunki ladayi jhagda toh apna roj ka hai par fir ek din lounge kisi thread me Rahul ne mujhse kaha...

"SGP maine suna...toka koyi gali diya..?"

"Usne kya diya, maine diya.."i replied

"Kuch bhi ho... Moka bahut khushi hui ki toka koyi abuse kiya."


Jab ladayi pm-pm me hui aur profile pe comment ke comment me dirty mind ka sirf ek comment tha,jo post hone ke turant baad delete ho gaya tha toh Rahul ko iska pata kaise chala...?? Acha, Toh idhar plot create hua tha warna iska pata Rahul ko kaise chalta Mod log toh batane se rahe..fir...


I do not abuse, Never had... Isliye shuru ke ek -do bar maine ignore bhi kiya gaaliyo ko, पर क्या है कि बुराई समाज मे तभी पनपति है, जब अपराधियों को ये समाज नाहक ही माफ़ कर देता है. Isliye... Mujhe ek se ek creative gaaliya use deni padi..taaki next time jab bhi wo soche kisi ko online abuse karne ke liye toh gand se dhua fek de.. Ye wala incident yaad karke...


does it make me a family abuser too...?? I wonder anyway, so on the basic of that incident, the next nominee is, None other than.......


3. Yug Purush : ab apni tareef khud hee kya karu ye talent toh Casinar ke paas tha jo dusro ke story thread me jaake us story ke writer ko nicha dikhate the aur khud ki story ki tareef karte the wo alag.. fir bhi reason toh dena hai toh..

Sgp 2009 ko ban karo do

Waise ye khud ban ho chuki hai, abhi... Aur jab iski id se main ye post quote kar raha tha toh mast hansi aayi ye post padhke aur iski id dekhke...



4. Carl: The Man, The Mutth, The Moot

1. USC 2021 Story Contest Special:
Isko jaha chhed dikhta ye wahi lund daalne lagta hai... (I mean girls id) aur ek baar had toh tab ho gayi jab isne Story Contest ke dauran mujhse kaha ki main ise story likh ke doon ab aap to jaante hee ho mujhe.... main dil ka bahut saaf ladka hoon, maine ise aisi story di ki ye disqualify hee ho gaya seedhe contest se

"Bro story do naa..."

"Chal lawde..."

"De do na bro.. Xossip pe tum award jeet chuke ho..."

"Ok... Ye le..."

Aur maine apni purane contest me post ki gayi story ka title change karke isko de diya par fir iska pm aaya...

"Ye toh sirf ek hai.. Do entries allowed hai...ek aur likh ke do jaldi"

"Ok "(mazak hai kya, do short story likhna )

Ab aap log toh jaante hai ki main dil ka kaisa banda hoon main is baar bhi mana nahi kar paya aur apni ek aur purani story jo maine contest me post ki thi.. Uska bhi title change karke isko de diya...


Jise isne barabar contest me post kiya aur disqualify hua... Waise jab first story disqualify hui toh ise sochna chahiye tha ki dusri bhi aisi hee diya hounga.... Nahi..? khair, apna-apna laalach hai.


2. PM21RY (PM 21 rs. Ka Recharge Yojna)

Is joyna ke tahat Carl sir,lounge me jisse bhi ek baar baat ki ho,unse pm me apne number pe 21 rs. Ka recharge karane ke liye kahte the ki urgent haj Aur mujhe pakka yakin hai ki, ye msg usne apne best friend Lucifer ko bhi kiya hoga aur lucifer ne recharge karwa bhi diya hoga. Aise hee thodi dono best dosit bane hai.

(For more details about Carl, please pm his best friend Lucifer . 30+ id ban ki hai lucifer ne iski )


5. DirtyBiker: aka nagra biker.

Jisne xp me "know your bike" karke ek thread khola tha, jisme bike me engine oil kaise daalte hai...muh se Fook -fook kar tyre me hawa kaise bharte hai, Bike me kisi ke cycle ki bell chura mar lagane jaise adbhut ideas diye the. aur PooP Series ke janmdata...... Isliye Main apne xforum ke deshvashiyo se puchna chahta hoon ki Ek goo award inhe bhi milna chahiye ki nahi milna chahiye...? Yadi haan toh aankh band karke poll me last option me vote karne ka. baaki toh ab aap samajhdar hain hee,ki kisko vote karna hai

 

[Yug Purush]

Incest~ Truth or just A Fantasy ft. Sunaina Kumari
(Incest of The Month)
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Is duniya me kayi chije aisi hai, atleast kuch logo ke liye toh hai hee, jiske baare me suna toh bahut hai par solid proof nahi... Kuch log claim karte hai par jab baat aati hai proof ki toh unki gand se dhua fek deta hai.

1. Existence of God/Gods (depends on your religion and your understanding )
2. Life After Death((story hai meri ek ispe, padhna... maza aayega .. Self promotion ))
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3. Incest

Koi aisa hai kya jisane such me Sex kiya ho .....Muze toh lagta hai ki aisa kuch nahi hota....bus fantacy hoti hai

Incest bhi isi category me aata hai, jaha iske baare kaha, likha, suna toh bahut jaata hai lekin... Jab baat aati hai proof ki toh jinhone ye kiya hai wo apni gand se ungali nikal kar turant offline ho jaate hai. Isliye maine LSB ke kayi ladkiyo ko pm kiya( ladke toh ekdum se taiyar the , lekin apne ko girls id ka interview chahiye tha) jisme se Sunaina_Kumari ne reply kiya... waise Sunaina naam ki mam thi ek mere school me.. waise bhi LSB ke members ko Admin team koyi recognition naa dekar Xossip se lekar Xforum tak bhedbhaav karte aa rahi hai jabki xforum ke true legend isi section me hai... ek baar jao toh waha... Lawda fek ke maarne ka man karta hai...ek-ek ko Anyway, Member of Month ki tarah LSB waalo ko bhi ab se reward diya jayega. Jiska naam hoga Incest of The Month... Jiski pratham winner, Pooper of the Month ki tarah hee yaha bhi ek ladki hee hai...


Incest of The Month ------> Winner will get 1 invisible Dibba + 10000 Invisible Likes

Jo ki maine abhi abhi add kar diya hai, jisko yakin naa ho wo Sunaina ki id me jakar check kar sakta hai. Sunaina ji puri haqdar hai, is award ki... Jo ki unke sath hui khas baat chit me aap log khud padh sakte ho.. Kyunki is baar ke poop ka main content to wahi hai... Par uske pahle... Wo LSB member jo thode se hawas kam hone ke kaaran Incest of the month award jeetne se rah gaye

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Anyone who is real incest?
I am mom incest ?

Im not incest ... but I like to fuck others mom --- MILF lover

You should fuck mine

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Me to apni wife ki chut orgasm tak chatta hu

Chut ka khatta pani me maza hi kuch or hai

Ahh chut ka moot sb pite h

Ek bar maine apani bahan ki chut ko itana chata ki usne mut diya mere muh par phir ham dono khub hase .. tab ham logo ka chut chatai ka pahala anubhav tha

waise hasne ki kaun si baat thi...


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हेल्लो दोस्तों मेरा नाम मनीषा है मै यहां नई हूं मुझे इंसेक्ट रोमांटिक कहानियां बहुत पसंद है मेने यहां 3 कहानियां पढ़ी मुझे बहुत अच्छी लगी मुझे बाते करना और गंदे कॉमेंट्स पढ़ना बहुत पसंद हैं

TERI AGE KYA RE MADHRCHOD

जितना तेरी मां लंड ले चुकी है उतनी उम्र है मेरी

The Interview with Sunaina_Kumari , The Incest of The Month ​

20 Seconds Ago:

"Yaar koyi bhi lsb wali reply nahi de rahi.. Aise me toh poop-3 ka plan drop karna padega.. Lounge me poster bhi post kar diya hoon. Ekdum se beijjati ho jayegi..."

"Ek kaam kar Sofia Sweety ka le le..."

"Matlab Ristrcted kaa...?? Ye kiska messege aaya, rook toh...."

Sunaina_Kumari : Hi

"Hi, I 'm The Editor of Xforum Poop and Need your interview to promote LSB section and Incestism in the Xforum."


Sunaina_Kumari : oohhh...

" you ready..?? Main thode waise sawal puch sakta hoon beech - beech me , yadi aapka man kare toh mujhe gali de sakti ho.. Main bur nahi manunga... Mere paas hai bhi nahi. Infact main use bhi post karunga


Sunaina_Kumari : bilkul, gali dene se pahle main sochti bhi nahi. Irritation hogi toh turant gali bakungi.
"So Let's Start "

how are you and How are your yours

Sunaina: mai bilkul thik hun, lekin ye second question samajh nhi aaya...

Few Moments Later...​

Acha, ab samajh me aaya, mere wo bhi ekdum mast hai

aap xforum tak kaise pahuchi, kya search rahi thi google me..??

Sunaina_Kumari : mujhe thirller stories padne ka shauk hai kafi... to usi me maine google pe stories dekhni start ki tabhi mujhe desibees ka pta chala tab mera ek online friend bna tha fir usi se is site ka pta chala tha
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((Apun ko laga tha kuch aisi waisi chije search karte hue aayi hogi, disappointed ))​

Story se yaad aaya, aapne bhi ek story likhi hai.. Mera Pariwaar. Jo ki Insect prefix me hai. Uski inspiration aapko kaha se mili...? Ekdum mast kahani hai wo... Padhi hai maine(samjha karo, aisa bolna padta hai )

Sunaina: yanhi ki ek story thi sanskari ghar pariwaar wanhi se...

So you like insect too much,i guess... Ye feeling sirf story tak hee simit hai ya fir real life me bhi hai

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Sunaina_Kumari : well, ye story se life me bahut pahle aa chuki hai...

"Thoda detaile me bataiye ki ye sab kab, kaise , kyun...?? Kaun sa lucky (unlucky) moment tha jab ye sab hua..."

Sunaina_Kumari : Well thoda ajib sa moment tha wo, actually pahle maine kabhi ye sab socha nhi tah sirf apne bf ke sath hi kiya tha. Fir life me kayi sari chize hui aur mai kai logo ke sath soi. Aur aise hi mujhe lagbhag aadat si lag gyi thiTo jab mujhe 2 mahine ke liye sex nhi mila tab maine apne ek friend ki tarah apne bhai pe hi line marna start kiya tha

((~अदभुद, अद्वितीय, अलौकिक : sahi hai, ghar kaa maal ghar se baahar nahi jaana chahiye ))​

....Fir jab mere mom dad ghar pe nhi the ek baar tab humne jam ke sex kiya...Fir to mere life me mera cousin brother aaya mere mama aaye...ok...next question.

"aise kaise next question... toh kya aapne mama ke sath bhi kiya hai...?? "

Sunaina_Kumari : Haan mere chhote mama ke sath.

Baki ke mama se kya dushmani thi.. Unko bhi mauka dena chahiye tha aur aapki age kya hai...? apne dono uspe hath rakhke sach sach batayega warna jhooth bolne pe size kam ho jayega

Sunaina_Kumari : 1. Chhote mama se karne ki vajah ye thi ki mere chhote mama yanhi rah rhe the mere sath... soye the kai din same bed pe. kyuki tab mere bhai ka room thik karwaya jaa rha tha tab wanhi sote sote wo apne pe control nhi kar paye aur ek raat aise hee touch karte -karte mere upar chadh gaye. fir mai bhi nhi kar payi

( (चल झूठहि ))​

2. Aur meri real age ** hai, par ye age wala point hata dena usme se. Waise bhi acha nahi lagta ye. Abhi meri shadi bhi nahi hui hai. Sab galat samjhenge.

Q. Shadi se pahle hee itna sab kuch, kar liya...great.. Fir to aage chalke koyi pareshani nahi hogi. Practice makes perfect. Boyfriend ko aapke incest relation ke baare maloom tha??

Sunaina_Kumari : first bf ko nahi. Wo toh bahut pyar krta tha, seal bhi use ne todi thi. Isliye use batane ki himmat nhi hui. Bakiyo ko pata tha. Wo bhi apni behan ke sath krna chahte the. Waise bhi shaadi ke baad to ek se hi kaam chalana hai naa puri life. To pahle hee maje le lo.

kyun..? Ek se kyun...Bhai toh tab bhi rahega naa aur chhutku mama toh hai hee legend aadmi

Sunaina_Kumari : bhai se relation Rahega ya nhi ye to husband pe depend karta hai Ki uska kitna bda hai ya kitni der tikta hia ya fir kitni baar kar sakta hai... 5 minute bhi tike to bahut hai lekin fir wapis khada bhi turant hona chahiye. Waise bhi ladkiyon ka man itna jaldi nhi bharta. Ulata age ke sath ye pyas badti hi hai. Isliye yadi wo satisfy nahi kr pya to bhai ke sath karna padega regularly otherwise sirf kabhi-kabhi hi hoga

((Kunware ladko sun lo be... aur shadi shuda wale shaq karna chalu kar sakte ho))​

Sirf bistar par kiya hai, jaisa ki chhote mama ke sath kiya tha yaa kahi baahar bus stand ke pichhe, jhadiyo ke neeche, kitchen me etc etc. Place pe bhi...

Sunaina_Kumari : Kitchen me, cinema me, park me farm house pe bathroom me, Hall me, college me bhi aur gadi me bhi...

(( Gand faad ke flower kar diya ekdum se, anyway...next question))​

Itni jagah..... Tab toh jo video hum log mms ke roop me dekhte unme se ekat aapki bhi hogi.. Kabhi video wagerah banaya hai aapne..?? Aise hee maje ke liye..??

Sunaina_Kumari : Yupp mil sakta hai lekin chance kam hai. Ek me bthrom me nahate hue anal krwaya tha. Nhi waise to mai sare videos delete karwa chuki hun lekin agar kisi ne bacha rakha ho to kah nhi sakti. Waise bhi us time josh me thi jab wo videos hum banate the.

((Now time to dig deep ))​

Aapke ghar me incest relation me sirf aap hee ho yaa koyi aur bhi hai... Mera matlab yadi dekha naa ho toh fir laga ho aapko ki haan ye,isse....yaa iska..leti hai

Sunaina_Kumari : Koi nahi... Aise nhi kah sakti.

aise kaise koyi nahi... Kisi par toh shaq hoga

Sunaina_Kumari : Well shaq to tha but sayad incest nhi hai wo... I mean bahar ka chakkar ho sakta hai. Meri bua aur chachi ka...I mean meri bua apni shaadi ke 5 saal ke baad se hi apne mayke me rah rhi hai. Aur meri chacha bhi saal me 2 hafte ke liye hi aate hai.To chance hai...

((Ohhh... Kya uchch vichar hai let's dig deeper ))​

Kahi aapki bua aur chachi aapke papa se toh.... Nahi Afterall jab aap itni badi khiladi ho toh aapke papa kitne bade khiladi honge . Genetic hai ye... Toh hope toh hai..ki bua aur chachi...

Sunaina_Kumari :Haan mere papa khiladi to rahe hai apni jawani me aur Nhi mere papa aur bua, chachi ke bich nahi h kuch. Kyunki papa yanha Delhi me hai (ladki delhi ki hai ) aur bua chachi aur dadi gaon me ((acha toh story me dadi bhi hai... ))
.
Iske baad main apna agla sawal karta uske pahle hee Sunaina ji boli...

"Ab apna bhi batao janab... To aapke family me kon kon hai..."

(Wtf... Ab discussion meri taraf mud gaya matlab...matlab... par bhai tumhara hero hai....)

Sunaina_Kumari : "Ab apna bhi batao janab... To aapke family me kon kon hai..."

" mere ghar me koyi nahi hai.. Main anath hoon Bachpan se hee Shri Gyan Baba Ashram, Rewa me pala badha hoon "

Sunaina_Kumari : oohh Sorry... Dear

"You should be... Goodbye..."

 

[Yug Purush]

Give me some Rum Wine ~By Sexy Saahityakar~ सेक्सी साहित्यकार
(chutologist, periodologist, boobologist)



" Sari umra hum chud-chud ke jee liye...

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do....

Sari umra hum chud-chud ke jee liye.

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do....

Give me some rum wine,
Give some plain
Give me another glass,
I wanna drink up all the pain.......


Lawde ko jhaaton ke bojh ne jhukaya,

Gand marwana toh khud kismet ne sikhaya...

Six figure salary toh kudi, warna zindagi chudi,.

Mutth maar maar kar pada hatho par alpha, beta, gamma ka chhala,

Diluted semen ne pura..... pura ejaculation hila dala...

Bachpan toh chuda... ab jawani bhi chudi

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do....

Sari umra hum chud-chud ke jee liye...

Ek pal toh ab hume chodne do, chodne do


Give me some bum shine,
Give me some chain..
Give me another stance ,
I wanna do BDSM once again....

((last four lines are dedicated to bdsm queen Indian Princess ))​

 

[Yug Purush]

सेक्सी साहित्यकार के दोहे !!!

1. बुर जो चोदन मै चला, बुर ना मिलिया कोय..
फिर हाथ जो देखन आपना, हाथ को बुर बनाय...

अर्थात - सेक्सी साहित्यकार प्रस्तुत पंक्तियों के जरिये सिंगल लड़के की व्यथा दर्शाते हुए कहते है की... एक सिंगल लौंडा जो लाख कोशिशो के बावजूद भी लड़की नहीं पटा पाता वो हाथ का सहारा लेकर खुद को तृप्त कर रहा है.


2. चूत ना उसकी चोदिये, जो 18 से कम होय..
यदि कानून की नजर पडे, तो गांड मे लट्ठ पड़ जाय ...

अर्थात - सेक्सी साहित्यकार जी यहाँ पर दोहे के माध्यम से 18 साल की कम लड़की को कानून का हवाला देकर चोदने से मना कर रहे है.


3.करत -चुदत सब दिन गये, उरझि न सुरइया झाट..
काहे ये झाटे सुलझत नहीं, कई बार दियो पूरा काट...

अर्थात - सेक्सी साहित्यकार यहाँ पर जिंदगी को झाटो से तुलना करते हुए कहते है की... हमारी जिंदगी भी झाटो की तरह है...कितनी बार भी काट दो, फिर से आपस मे उलझ ही जाती है.


4. लंड मरा ना लुल्ल हुआ, चूत से निकला मूत..
फिर भी तृष्णा ना बुझी, चोदि दिये सब चूत...

अर्थात -वर्जिन चुते यहाँ पर अपना दर्द बयां करते हुए कह रही है की इतना चोदने के बाद भी ये लंड थकता क्यों नहीं...


5. चुसती, चुदती क्यों नहीं, चूची तेरी सुपारी..
एक दिन तू भी चुदेगी, मस्त पाँव पसारी...

अर्थात - सेक्सी साहित्यकार, attitude दिखाने वाली लड़की से कह रहे है की.. क्यों इतना भाव खा रही है..एक दिन टाँगे फैला कर चुदना तुझे भी है.


6. जिसने चूत न चखिया, चख के लिया ना चाट..
बिन दही का दही बड़ा, क्या जाने सम्भोग ललाट...

अर्थात - सेक्सी साहित्यकार यहाँ पर सेक्स के दौरान चूत चाटने के महत्व प्रकाश डाल रहे है

7. लौंडी कहे लौंडे से, तू क्या रोंदे मोहि..
एक दिन ऐसा आएगा, मै चोदुंगी तोहि...

अर्थात - इन पंक्तियों मे कवि, लड़की द्वारा डिलडो लगाकर लड़के की गांड मारने की बात कर रहे है.

~^~ मुहावरे /लोकोक्तिया ~^~

1. ना रहेगा गांड,ना होगा बवासीर (ना रहेगा बांस, ना बजेगी बासुरी )

2. तेरे मुँह मे चूची चूत (तेरे मुँह मे घी शक्कर )

3. चुदाई और पूछ -पूछ (नेकी और पूछ -पूछ )
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[Yug Purush]

~ ^ ~ Poop Mod of The Month ~ ^ ~

As Once The Night Warrior said.... Fuck it, what he said, you have to just agree on this with me.

Iske pahle jab do baar PooP Mod ka award diya toh kaf sochna pada ki kisko diya jaaye lekin is baar.... Bilkul nahi. PooP Mod likhte-likhte hee hachak se ek naam turant dimag me aa gaya.

So, The Winner is

The One and Only, स्तन.. I mean Noob Mod

Reason....
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Help me step-brother i'm stuck

Disgusting person you aree... you have not brain at all

Noob Mod : ekmatra aisa mod jo thoda bhi friendly aur supportive nahi hai Good Work, mate... Keep it up. Isi silsile me chhoti si baat chit Satan se...

Me: hiii... PooP Mod Banega

Satan: karna Kya pàdega

Me: bas ban gaya tu ab.

Best writer of xf according to you? And your three most fav. Stories.

Noob Mod : SGP 2009, The best writer, he has great writing skills in every genre and his knowledge also very vast.
(Pahle main bikkat khush hua par fir jab gaur kiya toh paaya ki, fala maje le raha mere ))

1) मेरी पहली कॉल बॉय जॉब
2) किस्मत से मिली कुवांरी चूत!
3) हलाला के बाद
Best Stories
(( he really deserved it, man ))

Q.2: which one is better? Poop or Scoop.?

Noob Mod : Scoop is for achievements of xf and it's members.
Poop is largely about trolling people.
Apparently people seems to enjoy both, but in my opinion both are totally different. You can not put them on the same scale.
But i can say this for sure, poop alone can't represent xforum.
So scoop is better when it comes to xf, not just people opinion. And it can be so much better

Previous winners of PoOp Mod award

1. The Immortal
2. Aakash.​

 

[Yug Purush]

XForum's Memes (special Thanks to Adirshi )

1. Moon Light




2. Lucifer, Noob Mod, The Immortal , AK 24




3. Every LSB Member




4. Yanna Rascala, Mind It



5. Effect of Carl to xf users (creating a meme on him gave me the headache A Legend)



6. Lucifer & Noobs



7. Le LSB Nigga:



8. CNP Shayari Threads(cnp shayari dalke khud ko shayar samajhne wale )



9. Ju

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